#i will beat your ass one day

[childedisliker]

"chu wanning had absolutely no reply to that"

#2ha #mo ran #erha #二哈和他的白猫师尊 #mo weiyu #i wanna chew his leg off #dumb husky and his white cat shizun #fav scene so far #EVEN THOU I'M ONLY LIKE 1/4 THRU VOLUME 2?? #meatbun doesn't eat meat #FINALLY ONE PEACEFUL MOMENT IN THE NOVEL AFTER MY HEART SHATTERED TO THE CORE AND FELL TO MY FEET. #i will beat your ass one day #WATCH OUT WATCH OUT #cwn ):

[crxw1ey]

i gotta be honest folk,The Eye is genuinely the least scary entity to me,like my fear of being watched sums down to 0% ..i literally dgaf..

i think it's because it causes no direct physical harm?like ofc someone knowing all your deepest and darkest secrets can be used for harm but in the grand scheme of being buried alive and having bugs in your skin and burning to death it's literally nothing TO ME

if i worked in the archives and found out my boss actually had the ability to stalk everything i've been doing and thinking i'd be like ..fine . fucked up but whatever . just an annoying know it all

like fuck man if you wanted to know my deepest traumas you could've just asked,i share them like boomers do with jesus "share for a blessing" posts on facebook,literally the least mysterious person alive

even before TMA,the fear of being watched through a two-way mirror or a secret camera in a hotel has not really been all that strong,and this is coming from a severely anxious person who has OCD

with my OCD i have even had the intrusive thoughts of "oh what if someone's watching you jerk it with a hidden camera rn" and its like. okay who gaf..I'm not doing anything wrong rn..yes brain idc even if it's a dead family member,maybe they shouldn't creep..I'm not stopping xoxo

if anything i have often found comfort in the idea of being watched,like someone knowing me in all my essence,seeing my every move (and still being there for me) is a lovely, comforting thought.

in conclusion if it was me vs the eye,that bitch would STARVE

#i do know that the eye is actually the entity that many people greatly fear #for me the scariest gotta be the corruption (THATS the one my OCD really latches on(washing my hands 300 times gang) #also the buried #the vast #and the end . the mere idea of death beats my ass most days #the desolation is kinda close to my heart because i am SO prone to burning myself #i have more burn marks than most people ik #also that one time i basically burned my insides by drinking a cleaning substance at age 2. almost died #so me and her are kinda intertwined #maybe i should make a list of most to least scary entities for me huh #anyways #the magnus archives #tma #the eye #tma the eye #“oh i've been watching your every step and know your every thought” #jokes on you #im into that *lipbite emoji*

[fauvester]

one day julian brings a dartboard home and tries to get Lim to play with him. both as a way of improving his monocular depth perception but also as a Fun father-son bonding activity to reminder of his ds9 days. he never lets him win. but he underestimates what a hypercompetitive stubborn asshole his child is.. whenever Lim visits one of his siblings he goes to the local bars and pretends to be a novice then wins drinks for everyone in his party

#dee s 9 #garashir adoption au #lim left handed one eyed overhand throwing ass #julians like ah its all just fun and games and learning not about winning! #lim: i am going to put this dart directly into the boards skull #garak thinking sadly to himself. he would have been an excellent marksman #ONE day lim will beat julian. and on that day he can officially die happy. #ezri: YOU DON'T LET YOUR 10 YEAR OLD SON BEAT YOU AT DARTS? #julian: ??? no??? why would I?

[craycraybluejay]

Flashbacks to when birthgiver talked about how she and her brother used to always stand up for/protect each other and little me casually just accepting this as a core value despite never taking anything else any adults said to me as a kid as a core value. Like, yk what your opinions are stupid and useless except this one. Siblings should always protect each other and take care of each other no matter what. Above all else.

#parentify me more why don't ya #except for once it was a role i wanted and even needed to accept #the one caveat i very much did not internalize was 'never protect them from ME or any other abusive adult with direct authority' #like teachers and stuff #not sorry you are the one thing they need protection from #hell will freeze over before i allow any harm to come to a sibling. your schoolmates SHOULD be scared of me. I'll fucking beat their ass if #they try to bully you #woof! bitch. you're messing with someone under my protection and are about to get your face bitten off #tbh its anyone i care about. someone hurts my loved ones they should start praying. #you will die!!!!! don't even fucking look at them wrong!!! i am fucking watching you!! #'aggressive' and 'unstable' pff just say you don't understand love. being the protector has always been my job #the therapist. the punching bag who learned to punch back. the gatekeeper between all that is good and all that intends to hurt it. #i will protect until the day i die because That Is Who I Am. i will do what was not done for me. i will burn the earth to keep harm from #anyone under my protection #delete later #too emotional

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

"why"

#my post #arjuna alter #gudako #ritsuka fujimaru #legit the hardest part of this was trying to find a level one taunt support. i wasnt even trying for ishtar i was looking for a george #she SAID no pickles #'chaldea junao is weaker than lb junao' #chaldea junao: lol #god imagine being lb junao. having the second worst day of your life trying to get these damn kids off your lawn #fighting a bishounen ronald mcdonald who just showed up out of no where #your own clown is USELESS #and now even you're beating your own ass

[sleepy-crypt1d]

nothing could have possibly prepared me for my nephew being born on 4/13

#homestuck #john egbert #homestuck day #4/13 #he was supposed to be born today but Some Shit Happened so he'll be born tomorrow and im #is this some kind of cruel joke #my first nephew is going to share a birthday with john fucking egbert #i have the chance to do the funniest thing in the fucking world and you beat your ass im gonna do it #on the ground fucking shaking in turmoil because no one in my family understands why im so distraught #other than my brother #who is laughing his ass off #my life is a joke and that kid better be ready for one hell of a punchline

[dilfsuzanneyk]

you know when you feel your own pulse? do you ever think about how wild it is that there's an organ in there working hard to keep you alive? and that little beat you feel in your fingers is proof of that? you ever think about how that small beat is proof that you Are alive?

#i was going somewhere with this i have so many thoughts but i cant put em into words properly rn #but like. do you get it. do you get me. #you're alive. there's a bunch of other little guys in there with your heart fighting to keep it that way. #even if you're out here like. Struggling. they're in there. you're still awake and up and going. you know. #and one day maybe you'll feel good enough to feel that small steady beat get faster and harder in a Good way. you know. #no matter how bad it gets your heart's still in there beating. you're Here. #man hang on i need a minute #vex rambles #sorry silly ass moments witg your favourite guy /sar

[parad-ice-lostandfound]

bitches hate me 'cause im in my no fucks given era, and I'm like, 'stay mad darling'

#ice speaks #irl stuff #rant in the tags #moved into our new place a few weeks back #and had a big ass celebration after blessing the house #when an old family friend who used to babysit me told me that I've grown very big #and thats true #since we haven't seen each other since I was 10 (am 18 now) #but then my aunt just had to go and remark on my weight #keep in mind im a plus sized person and I was wearing a dress that day #and i said 'well as long as I'm healthy and happy who cares' without missing a beat #which shocked everyone because im not usually the confrontational type #i.e i just keep my mouth shut cause i genuinely don't see a reason to grace their taunts with a response #and im respectful to my elders usually #but i said it while smiling and putting on such an innocent face #that she had to agree with me and apologize in front of the 20+ people who were in the room #since she basically insulted one of the stars of the evening #she kept glaring at me after that #like maam look after your dumpster fire of a family before trying to talk shit about ME to MY FACE #you don't know that i remember what you talk about around me thinking I'm not paying attention or I wont understand what you're talking abo #also love how people think that out of everyone in my family I'm the most gullible and easily influenced #just because i dont react to what comes out of your mouth doesn't mean I am not paying attention #i may be quiet but that just means I'm more observant #on a much happier note i got a lot of compliments for my outfit and my hair #and i have a designated writing and reading spot which is making me more efficient and slowly curing my writers block

[theinfinitedivides]

'how does Han Min Oh...' magically appear as soon as you call his name? that's what i want to know too tbh

#tv: moon in the day #moon in the day #pyo ye jin #kim young dae #kdrama #local gay watches MITD.txt #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #speak of the devil and he shall appear. if looks could kill right now Min Oh would be dead in every one of Young Hwa's past lives #'i need to save Joon Oh' he's about to beat your ass babe!!!!!! in the hospital stairwell say your prayers so he'll leave you mostly intact

[wigglepiggle]

I'm still thinking about the volo fight legends arceus hauhhhh

#its such a good battle #it has been over a year and it scared me so i didn't finish it #i love giratina so much i was literally screaming when it came out ohh my goddddd #one day ill go up there and beat volos ass. volo ily but i also am going to send myshellyous after you specifically #not your pokemon im just gonna tell it to strong style ceasless edge you 👍 #perry parle #hyper voice

[clamorybus]

i do love my dad and he's grown a lot as a person, but i do wish he'd go to therapy for his own sake. it affects him in so many ways that he doesn't even realize

#like you know how colonial american puritanism infected this country with Productivity and the Need To Be Productive #my dad HAS to do stuff on his days off and its wearing him down but he still makes himself work #and in a way i get it--construction and building is his artistic passion #its like how there are days where i really need to rest my hand due to muscle strain #but i draw anyways because drawing is my favorite thing in the world #so i do understand it #but he's aging and he's going to wear himself out #'a body at rest stays at rest and i'll rest on the conveyor belt into the crematorium' #dad if you die before im 50 im kicking your ass #mickey.txt #and that's not getting into the healing from how he was raised because good fucking lord #like he's so proud of how 'i deserved every beating i got from my dad' which is. a lot #but then i remember the story he told me of when he was 5 or 6 #he was kneeling at a dining chair and using it as a fort to play with his action figures #and his father beat him with a belt for it #he always seems to forget that one when bragging about how well he was beat #and my dad was considered spoiled by his siblings! #my aunt caroline was beaten so badly once she was taken by child protective services! #and that was in the 60s!!! #just. consdering how my dad never went to therapy or healed from what he went though he's miraculously patient and gentle #and im grateful for that #but good lord. does he still need to heal #abuse tw #child abuse tw

[ziracona]

Go fucking apeshit every time a DA player is like “Yeah I agree Mages should be free, but he doesn’t have to TALK about it all the time” - oh, yeah god forbid the member of an oppressed minority who lives in the very real fear of being imprisoned, lobotomized and enslaved, or killed, every second of every day just because he exists, deign to talk about it much. Gee I wonder why the fact he could be legally locked up or killed by the established power structure at any second for having been born what he is might be on his mind every single day. So annoying he gives a shit what happens to other members of his minority community even when he’s slightly safer for the moment personally, and is committed to drawing attention to their plight and making things better through direct action!! Bet you guys are a real peach towards the minority folks in your real lives. Such understanding for why things matter to people they effect constantly on a life or death level when it doesn’t apply personally to you.

#fuck all the companions for treating him like he’s annoying for this too. he’ll literally just be trying to get them to vocally /agree/ his #people deserve freedom so he can feel more secure they’re allies if it comes to combat and they’ll be like 🙄 Goood Anders. SO annoying. cant #/believe/ you think about the fact a squadron of Templars could break into your clinic any minute and drag you off to make Tranquil or #publicly execute. it’s suuuuch a pain for me personally you talk all the time about how much things should be better for your minority group #He’s so extreme and irritating for constantly caring that every day a new Mage is lobotomized because a Templar felt like it! like can’t you #just let us not care much or continuously in peace? 🙄🙄 ‘—- #like I will beat ALL y’all’s asses. dont fucking treat a minority like that. gee I wonder why he blew up a building #not like he went through seven years of being put down even by his friends and treated like an overdramatic nuisance for asking for aid and #just god damn trying to get them to agree his people didn’t deserve to be purged #dragon age 2 #I don’t respect a single one of you even a little bit and I’m so glad I don’t have to deal with that kind of attitude from ya irl

[kindacreepy-kindaugly]

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#one of these days when he tells me to ~fight back~ i'm gonna end up doin it for real #may i interest you in a stiletto heel through your eyeball #see how he likes the nails when i tear into his fucking face #would it end terribly for me? absolutely. would it still make me feel better? it might! #always did it the way i know he wants it even though he never actually told me not to make it too hard for him #cause i know which fantasy i'm supposed to be playin into (n i guess it'd ruin the illusion if he had to actually y'know. communicate) #but cause he never said it i'd technically still be doin what i'm told if i went all in n actually tried to hurt him #which would be a great defense if he actually gave a shit #wouldn't be the firt time i get my ass beat for doin what he said instead of what he meant #*first #i guess it's just a question of is doin some dmg gonna make the whole thing less worth it for him #or is it just gonna make him take it out on me worse. which i don't want n also might have the opposite effect #if it's the kinda release he's lookin for but hasn't gone far enough to get lately #it's just. fucking gross. i don't wanna do that shit. #n i don't even wanna know what it's doin to my head on the subconscious level #nothin good that's for sure #spdrvent

[sharknark]

i'm the worst kind of bts elitist, i insist dark & wild is their best album, i brag about liking the prologue mix of butterfly better, i'm the bitch crying about how shit butter is and how "i miss when they were hip hop"

#dark & wild is so good #... man #what am i to you-- rm's vocal delivery in the latter half of the song is so goooood #danger-- she's a classic. the mv is so funny watching a bunch of teenagers in egregious eyeliner jump around but she has banger qualities #war of hormone-- this track is a crime against humanity and she's a banger while she's at it. jhope's part 😍 #hip hop phile-- trust a bts song to start with an appalling beat 😭😭 i confess however i love this track #let me know-- kinda nasally i know the fandom really likes this one but eehhh . rapline is good as always tho #rain-- the spiritual successor to 13430 but more groovy. she bangs so hard. suga always whispering 'suga' before his verse 😭 #cypher 3-- i like the other cypher's better this one suffers from having supreme boi on it. this has the suga bisexual line tho so W's ther #what are you doing now-- 40 seconds of groovy sounds what more do you want #could you turn off your cellphone-- A BANGER what can i say?? #embarrassed/blanket kick-- this song gave us chaotic fake making out choreography #24/7=heaven-- jungkook gets a bad rep these days but boy can sing #look here-- this song is STRANGE it does not sound like a bts song at all but i still really like it #2nd grade/sophomore-- underrateedddd ass banger. the year after debut was so frustrating for them and you can really feel it in this album #do you think that makes sense?-- explain it guurrlll man i love this album #i remember when the persona album dropped i got hopeful it'd be a return to form with the intros/outros/interludes #uhmm kinda was but it was immediately followed up with butter. BUTTER. dude. BUTTER. i can't #i just have to accept at some point 2014 bts is long gone and they'll never make music like that again cry

[gonzodangerfeels]

You want a real rush?

Be sitting on the throne dropping a deuce and hear a fucking angry 180 lb bull mastiff attacking a puppy that weighs less than 20 pounds

Underwear draped around my ankles I get up and hop twice to get out of the bathroom, standing I and jumping a three foot dog gate into the kitchen, quick hops across the kitchen; another jump over a wooden dog gate and two hops to tackle a 180 lb dog and clamp that mother fucker in a head lock with one leg trapped keeping my head so tight against his lower neck I was clear of his angry fat head and mouth(this was a very large mother fucking dog) and pulled the behemoth off the puppy while putting my hand out to keep the puppy away from the mouth.

And then I am sitting there with my dick hanging out, an ass in need of wiping, my underwear at this point twisted around my ankles and a huge angry dog in my clutches.

I am like, "KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF MOTHER FUCKER OR I WILL KILL YOU"

And my large dog returned to a normal state of temperament. I was able to finish taking a shit with an adrenaline dump.

Oh and I did get to wipe my ass eventually.

#perhaps a cast I don't remember #did I save the puppy's life perhaps but there was no thought it was all action #it's funny looking back seeing it yanno but that shit was fucking insane when it happened #like old fathead having dreams of Merlin beating his ass when he was a pup #not biting or attacking him #but it was funny as shit watching a 40 pound dog roll an idiotic 120 pound dufus #like something set that dog off that day #it is a shame those things only get about 5 maybe 6 good years before their size is their own downfall #just feed him sedatives was their solution*shrugs* #all the hounds of hell will obey me when the time calls #I put a bit of myself in my dogs #always gotta get a new puppy as soon as the other leaves like people are like cats are ao smart #shit dogs got people too #it is more of an empathy thing a different intelligence #cats are just clever little assholes #wow it cam jump up on something and bat shit #it is also stupid to go hide in an inescapable palm tree #like outdoor cats are fine unless one jumps in your arms and won't let the fuck go #kneading my shit #meeooolow #like ok you don't even know me cat #me considering the shapes of 11 amd 13 though yanno #if something makes Cannon happy she is gonna be like yo what's going on here #in a garden under the lord of Spirit who knows #sneaking that shit in when he was a baby #Oh all the men in this family have that....so.... like...hehe

[wetterroomba]

Keep better handle of your dogs.

#my dog does not deserve to be put under the stress of being rushed by yours. #i would like to make and keep progress with her being calm around other dogs. #one of these days im not going to be lucky. and i will beat your ass and your dogs ass if anything happens to mine