im just gonna drop this here im so sorry xD but i cant help but see this and i had to share thanks @b-r-i-n-g-x our shrek marathon made me see this
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.... wheres the tiny umbrella.
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Omg haha I'm so sorry, I didn't expect you would turn it on when your mom there XD umm so any trouble?
I just want to introduce people to asmr jojo x listener XD beside that one I send, others are really good though, no jk this tiem
Anyway, hope to see more somnophilia content from you 👀 I'm so into it right now, more than I normal do, thank to your fic 💗
It’s okay, anon. Luckily that video has a long intro so the moment I saw the title I hit pause XDD
But I have indeed seen the Jojo x listener videos recently after my brain was like “hey, do they have xreader content on YouTube as well?”
It’s not my cup of tea but it’s still good and fun content if you like that format!! (It’s the voices for me, my brain has a hard time processing it as Jotaro >.<)
I’ve been thinking of many ways/ideas for somnophelia so I think I very much will write another fic for it sometime (hopefully soon >:3)
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“I can name all eleven watch!!! Ready?” Teucer clears his throat looking excited. “THere’s, Pickles, Cheese, Uncle ‘Nella, Scara, Lady Salsa, Popcorn, Tartar sauce, Il Doughnut, Il Cappuccino, Sprinkles and Artichoke!!! See told you I could name all eleven!”
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Clint starting the rumor Captain American has no nipples
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Chilchuck and senshi shenanigans
(in reference to how Chilchuck is actually middle-aged and has adult children)
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remembering the soysauce and marshmellow prank my brother did to our cousins and how they dont trust anything he makes them anymore.
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American history textbooks but its pages of American history in the style of tumblr shitposts
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wherever, as long as it's with you
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Sometimes I read a tma fic that has the tea martin is serving be like some...fancy herbal or floral stuff.
My dude, come here for a second-
This is a workplace in England. It is Tetley. It is PG Tips. It is yorkshire gold.
It is NOT ginger hibiscus or green tea or fuscia with parma violets. it is a cuppa. It is a regular ass cuppa tea with some milk in it. Maybe some sugar.
Serving unprompted herbal tea to a coworker is a violent act of hatred. It is a decree of warfare.
Your boss asks you to make them a cuppa and you put Ginseng Green Sea Buckthorn tea on their desk? You are telling them you hate their guts. You are letting them know that you think they are the worst person on Earth.
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