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hyperfixated-homo · 28 days
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weather update. ive fallen down the gotham tv rabbit hole and i cant get out. deaged gotham!bruce fics have taken ahold of me. im thinking about nygmobblepot always. the valeska twins are hammering their way into my head and are not leaving. oh my god.
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captainzigo · 2 months
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Welcome to me blog
If you are a mutual, DM me for an invite to discord server and subsequently to minecraft server
if you aren’t a mutual, you can send DMs and asks to my sideblog @snapewife-divorce-lawyer
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that’s a bunch of pictures of my oc(/ponysona) Prickly Pear. she’s a cowgirl
FAQ below the break
i do take requests. i do not currently take commissions, but don’t be shy about sending requests. i can always say no. or fuck it up really bad.
this is my art blog. you can send me asks and DMs at my other blog @snapewife-divorce-lawyer any asks you send me should be like Strongbad emails. one paragraph. no attachments. unless you are sending me refs.
i reblog most stuff at my other other blog: @3amgaypotion
you are fine to DM me, but remember i am not obligated to respond at all.
in any interactions, please keep in mind that i am a stranger on the internet and act accordingly
i am autistic. i say this because representation matters, but also because i would like to ask that you please be very frank with me. i don’t even really need your patience. just say what you mean and we will get along fine.
you most certainly can draw any of my ocs. i’d love that acually. tag me
you can redraw, dub or do whatever to my works with credit. i expect credit to include clickable links. also please try to keep the spirit of the original work. don’t add nsfw subtext for example. don’t redraw a ship art as a ship with an inappropriate age gap, and so on.
do not post my art on other platforms. do not repost my art period. I don’t really exist on other platforms since I deleted Twitter. So if you see my stuff on other platforms, it’s not me. 
i’m in my twenties. i keep my blog SFW as a strict rule. PG13 except i swear a lot more. i do not keep myself that way, and i have no aversion to that sort of content, but i keep all of my posts SFW.
in my opinion, all romance real or fictional should be between people who are not related, similar in age, doing age appropriate things, all with mutual consent. i am not interested in witnessing or interacting with anything outside of these parameters.
i am a trans woman. i am also bisexual. i am also poly and demi since im listing things. i am out online becasue i know how important it is to know that you aren’t alone.
if you follow me and you post art, regardless of frequency or perceived quality, i want to be mutuals. shoot me a message or something
do i take constructive criticism? NO 🖕👹🖕 FUCK YOU!!!!!!! GET BLOCKED IDIOT!! unless you are a marginalized person who feels i have unintentionally made you uncomfortable somehow with my art or otherwise. in that case i am sorry and you do me a great favor by calling me out. OTHERWISE FUCK YOU DUMBASS IF YOU DONT LIKE MY ART GO DRAW YOUR OWN 🖕🖕🖕🖕
i don’t have a DNI list, but i am pretty left politically so you can probably imagine what’s on there.
“i hate bronies” i don’t necessarily hate you if you self identify with that label. i like to make myself off-putting to keep creeps away
i don’t hold a lot of nostalgia for old brony stuff. infact it’s quite the opposite
i like all generations of mlp including the new stuff. gen 4 is just the one i grew up with
why is my header aurora, bori and alice from the best gift ever? well that would be because i hate them like a mother hates a child. like the sun hates the moon. like sickly victorian child hates the slightest morsel of bread.
i often draw stuff about cozy glow x flurry heart. this is with the understanding that cozy glow spends about a decade turned to stone. nullifying the age gap.
i am dyslexic. i spell stuff wrong all the time and i type weird. please don’t bother correcting me. wooptydoo your brain is wired normally. sending you a medal.
i’ve had the same username since i debuted on the internet. zigo is the name of an oc i made that i dont really talk about anymore. zigo is a fine enough nickname and at least one person calls me that irl
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scribbiesan · 10 months
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Behold! My stuff!
Was in a Minecraft mood, so I went and did the Steve and Herobrine.
I sometimes see folks draw Brine as either the exact same as Steve, just with white eyes, or as much bigger and more buff looking. I’ve come across some who draw Brine as more slight, or less beefy than Steve (who canonically punches down trees), but it wasn’t enough for me. So MY dumbass made Steve built like a brick house, and Herobrine as some short twink of a gremlin.
They’re best friends, Your Honor.
They also fuck, but I can’t show that. Yet
Anyway, i hope y’all enjoy. I had fun making this one, and I’ve been able to get a portable drawing tablet, so I can do more doodles on the go, instead of having to wait until i get home.
Toodles!!~
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splater-things · 7 days
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I'm rewatching Minecraft Diaries and I'm on the last episode of season 1, and I'm not gonna lie, Garroth sightly (really) frustrates me. Like, dude, all it took was seeing your crush be kissed by another man (wasn't real but Garroth didn't know that) for you to betray everyone you care for????? Really dude???? I'm aware he makes up for it but my god.
I know back during the days before Aaron and Aphmau became canon there was the Larmau and Garmau stuff but I quite honestly didn't care for it too much back then because I wasn't into romance (still not really but I'm willing to indulge a little now but I'm not going to go crazy over it), but if I was the same age as I am now back then and was forced to choose I 100% would've been for Larmau.
Sorry Garroth, I know Aphmau was oblivious but you were also too much of a pussy to make your feelings more clear, and for fuck sake Laurance gave you the room to do so and you had to pussy out every chance you got to make some sort of move on Aphmau. At least Laurance made his feelings obvious but was willing to draw back when Aphmau was uncomfortable about it (and he was also willing to draw back to give Garroth a god damn chance), hell, near the end of season 1 Laurance was the one there for Aphmau while Garroth was moping around and decided to betray his village that he swore to protect over the thought that Aphmau kissed another man. Garroth's inability to even slightly share his feelings with Aphmau is the main reason why I'm picking Laurance over him, you have to make moves man, you can't just stand there and wait for the girl to finally notice that your gestures towards her aren't just you being friendly, spell it out more idiot. God damn.
If you wanted to get to home base Garroth you should've went up to bat dumbass, and now you have the audacity to get upset? Fucking himbo.
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that-little-sprout · 2 years
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Scout, Engie & Medic with S/O that draws? 🥺 and they find papers where they have sketches of merc’s head with some studies on their nose, eyes, hair etc. (bonus for Medic & Engie -> glasses; Scout -> his hat with mic)
Thx!
Woohoo! First request! hope it ain't bad ≧ ﹏ ≦
Bold = The Mercs
Italic = Merc's S/O
Scout, Engie & Medic with S/O that draws and finding papers where they have sketches of merc's head, with studies of their nose, eyes, hair, ear, head shape, and mouth.
[Part 1/2]
Scout :
You and Scoot were playing Minecraft together in his room, Scooter boy got thirsty, "Hey, babe!" "Yeah?" "Can you get a Bonk for me?" "Sure!" as you put down your controller and got up from the beanbag to get a Bonk from the mini-fridge he has, "It's empty!" "Holy crap! Hold on! gotta kill this dumbass creeper before it blows up our house!" "I'm going to get some more in the kitchen, is that okay?" "Alright, thanks babe!", he paused the game to got up to check the mini fridge thinking that you're planning to prank him again (You both are pranksters to the team), he found a stack of paper with a sticky note written 'Studies' on it, he got curious. He picks up one piece of paper and saw drawings of his eye and more drawn eyes have scribbled on them meaning it's the failed ones, he doesn't know whose eye is yet. He picked up another piece of paper that is under the piece of paper just he picked up, he saw drawings of his ear and more drawn ears scribbled on them, "Who the frickin' hell did these masterpieces?!" not knowing whose eye and ear are yet. He picked up another piece of paper at random and saw many drawings of his nose, a little amount has scribbled on them, still doesn't know whose body parts are yet. He picked up another piece of paper at random again, he saw drawings of his hair, no scribbles, "Whoa, is this me?". He picked up another piece of paper under the piece of paper he just picked up, it had drawings of his mouth, and he knew is his because it has a little gap between its front teeth like he has, "This is me!", and he saw the last piece of paper facing down, he flipped it over as he picked it up, it was a drawing of his face that's pretty detailed, "Damn! I look frickin' awesome!". He just realized you took quite a long time to get Bonks, he quickly stacked the papers back in the incorrect order and quickly went back to his beanbag to make you think that nothing ever happened, "I'm back, I got the Bonk.... What were you doing?” “Oh, just waiting for you while playin’.” “Don’t ever pull up another prank on me.” “Alright, alright.”, you sat down on your beanbag “Hey toots.” “Hm?” as you turned your head to him, [Pecks on S/O’s cheek*], “Haha, gotcha!”, you went tomato mode, “I just told you to not pull up a prank on me. Hmph.” [Pecks on Scout’s cheek*], he paused, “Something wrong?” then you giggled cheekily, his cheeks turned red, “C-C’mon, let’s just go to the nether.” ”Make sure to not sleep in it.” “What will happen if I sleep in it then?” “You’ll see.... wait a sec, you seem kinda iffy. What were you really doing when I was away?”, he paused the game, “You see that stack of paper? Is it yours?” “Yes, yes it mine. Wassup with it?”, he scratched the back of his neck and trying not to make eye contact, “I-I went trough it while you were away, sorry for not asking permission, babe.” “It’s okay.” “It was a very impressive drawin’ ya did there, guess who’s goin’ to deserve somethin.” “Who?” [Kisses S/O’s forehead*] “You silly!”, your brain is trying to restart while your face just became a cherry, “S-So, you think it’s c-cool?” “Yep.” :) :D.
Engineer :
You and Engie were in Engie's Workshop together, you were helping him around making a new invention, "Hey, Sugar-cube, can you grab me the box of bolts on that shelf," as he points at the shelf, "bring it here please." "No probs.", you picked up the box that had a been labeled 'Bolts' on it and put it on a table right next to Engie, "Thank you, Sunshine." as he gave you a soft smile, Pyro came in and went to tap Engie on the shoulder, "Hello, Pyro Bud!" "(Pyro) Mmph mph mph mph-mmph-mph mphhmph." "You wanna play hide and seek outside", Pyro then nodded, "Bud, I'm busy right now, we could play next time." "(Pyro) Mmmmpphhhh." (Translate : Aaaaaawwhhhh.) "How about you play with me?" "(Pyro) MMPHH!" (Translate : YEESS!), he took your hand and rushed out of Engie's Workshop, (Awh, look at those two Sugar-cubes.), he was going to grab a couple of bolts for his new invention, he noticed a folded peace of paper next to the box, (What is the Sam Hill is this?), it has a note written on it, it said 'S/O Only, DON'T OPEN!!!', he got curious, (S/O wouldn't mind, I guess....) as he unfolded the piece of paper, what he saw surprised him, what he saw was his face drawn without his hardhat and goggles the left half of the paper the other half has his hardhat and goggles, (Awh, how nice of Sugar-cube.), he saw a little note on the right bottom corner of the paper, it said 'Stud-Man ♡' with a little heart, he froze in place with his heart beating quickly and face becoming a red cherry, "Darn.", he folded just like before and put it back in it's place, he continued making his new invention while thinking about it for a couple of hours. "Hey, Stud-boy, I'm back.", he was lying down on a L-couch in his workshop with his hardhat over his eyes, "Engie?", you went next to him and took off his hardhat over his eyes, he was fast asleep, (He must be tired.) as you sat next to him, you kissed his forehead, "Take some good rest, Stud-Man.".
Woo! sorry for the wait, gotta take my cat a bath and got about 7 bruises, there is going to be a part two for Dr. Meem.
I hope you enjoyed! o(  ̄▽ ̄)d
sorry for the wait (´。_。`)
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Red from AvA and AvG!
He is my blorbo from the series, and i've wanted to draw him and talk about my hc fo a while
Also, i wanted to experiment with drawing with lines, and i think it looks cool on the bandanas and shoes, but the bird handling gloves.... look a bit weird, so i may change that in the future.
Me talking about my headcanons below the cut!
link to blue's design
Ok so
•He/him. I think of red as a he/him because i love to see guys interested in animals for short, biology/zoology/ecology for long. I just, always had she friends that loved cute bugs and animals, and one guy friend that also did, but. Recently i meet a guy that was inspired to study zoology by the same teacher that inspired me, and the talks that we've had are just so fucking cool. We don't just talk about fluffy animals, we've talked about spending a lot of time trying to identify the diferent species of plants on our "gardens", or trying to nail the specifics of a spider that appeared and had cool markings.
I am 100% projecting, but i think he/him red fits, and is so cool.
i hc him as one of the best fighters on the group, but it's hard af to get him to fight full potential y'know? He seems careful on how hard he'll go, specially if it's not a very dangerous situation. But when shit goes down, he's often the last one to go down, AND he has given tsc a hard time, in the lush caves episode. Another thing that makes him go easy, it's that he doesn't want to harm people or even some mobs, even if he could (like in the monster school episode)
He seems tough on the outside, but when u get to know him he's
kind
wholesome
a dumbass /with love
goofy
he get's carried away
he gets amazed and hyped easily
and he's very loving
He couldn't build shit even if his life depended on it, but he tries
he is good with the sword and close combat, but im giving him a (baston de ovejero) sheepdog cane (i translated that) because i bet he needs it often, and it's less generic than the sword (i KNOW it's not on minecraft, leave me alone/hf)
The gloves are bird handling ones, i bet he gets bited a lot, and he spends a good amount of time with birds, so he needs them
the boots are because tsc would get mad at him because he often got mud and stuff on his feet, and he'd make everything dirty, so now he just uses the boots, and leaves them outside.
The head bandana is mostly because of the monster school episode honestly, but i just like more the look of a full thing rather than just the thin string
The neck bandana looks cool, and it's for cats and birbs to redt in there.
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Good morning/afternoon/evening!
First off, my name is AC Apologies in advance for my bad English lol. I saw that you are making matchups with Monster Prom characters and I wanted to give it a try.
I am a cis female (she/her pronouns), I am not sure of my sexuality, but if I had to label it right now it would be omnisexual. I have around 5'3 feet (161 cm), I have ivory skin, brown but also yellow-ish hair (cant label its actual tone) and green eyes. I am also chubby, if that adds something.
I like to read. Quite common thing to say but I really love it. It can be books, news, discussions on internet, anything.... I just like to absorb knowledge, y'know? Same thing for watching youtube videos. I do enjoy watching informative videos but also see people roasting movies. I also am a huge fan of mythology (greek and norse are the ones I know better rn, but I am starting to study chinese mythology). I also am an aspiring artist who mostly draws fanarts of games and animes. And, lastly, Literature and Arts were my favorite subjects at school
Dont let this nerd-ish side of me trick you. I am a dumbass. I mostly dont say things because I am afraid of what people will think (you can tell Im quite shy and awkward), but when I open up I may start saying crap. So, most of the time I dont say nothing, unless I know a bit about the subject, then I open up more.
It is quite hard for me to socialize. I have anxiety issues and they take the best of me. I take time to warm up to people, but once I do it things change, I guess. Most of my friends call me cute and sweet and sometimes even smart.
I guess this wasnt really requested, but I am mostly attracted to smart people. It is not like I am not willing to date people less smart than me, but I cant help but have a soft spot for people with knowledge.
Thanks in advance for accepting my request. And also sorry for the big text lol
wow we have a lot in common lol !!
anyways, i match you with . . .
[⚡] Vicky Schmidt !!
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♡ The first time you two had met was probably in the library, most definitely looking for the same genre of book. And no- you didn't happen to find yourself in a cheesy scenario where you reach for the same book. No... Vicky couldn't stop herself from wanting to talk to you!
♡ And with that moving forward, you two were the bestest of friends. She had a similar interest in the genres and books you did, which made for long and riveting conversation! Though you two most definitely looked like nerds to everyone else.
♡ Vicky would invite you over to hang out pretty frequently and would do most of the talking to ease your anxiety- if you so happen to be in public with her; She completely understands how you feel and lets you take your time, even though she may be overbearing sometimes.
♡ She'd sometimes rant to you or just straight up ramble about her interests, knowing you'd definitely listen. Vicky appreciates you being there for her, and constantly lets you know she'd do the same for you too. Any time you want to talk? She's always right there, encouraging you and cheering you along the way, no matter what.
♡ Def buys you things to help your anxiety, such as fidget toys !! She saw them in the store and was instantly reminded of you, hoping you'd appreciate her little gifts and more so hoping it'll help calm you down when she's not there.
♡ Is the biggest supporter of your art, 100%. Will ask for updates and how things are going, even if they're not remotely finished. Has a bunch of praise and compliments ON HAND for you!! Vicky has def suggested you make posters and whatnot for your campus. She'd be so happy to have a lil reminder of u<3
♡ Down for just playing games w/ you and watching anime, she's as into it as you are! She'd probably play something similar to Minecraft or Slime Rancher, although she'd never play solo games with you. Prefers to play creatively and watch your talent shine through on sandbox games!!
♡ Reassures you abt opening up to people and w/ her. Always excited no matter what amount of progress u've made!! Offers to help in any way she can, and if she knows you're overwhelmed, she'll softly hug you until you're ok :)
♡ You like smart people? Well, you're in luck. Vicky is the top of her class and shows it. You two are probably known for being the smart couple, always asked for homework answers and test answers ofc ofc.
♡ Offers to style and/or play with your hair. She's very touchy and one thing she does love is giving u random hairstyles she thinks you'd look adorable in !!
♡ Vicky always makes sure to check up on you and make sure you're okay, even if she's busy. Loves you to DEATH and is always patient with you no matter what. You've always got a shoulder to cry on, and a lovely girlfriend to trust and rely on with your entire soul, and she makes sure you're very much aware of that.
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47-protons · 3 years
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uno-writing · 2 years
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Can I have some dumbass trio headcanons i love them so much
Sure! I love them too!
They have weekly game nights in Blyke’s dorm (before John moved in. after John moves in they have game nights in Remi’s room). These game nights consist of Isen and Blyke arguing over which game to play and then Remi stepping in and picking a far more infuriating game as the tie breaker. They each have 2 games that they always suggest, mainly because they kick ass at them. Blyke wants to play Mario Kart or Clue, Isen wants to play Minecraft or Scrabble, and Remi brings out Monopoly or Uno.
Mario Kart is pretty tame. Blyke’s the best at it (which is why he always wants to play it). Remi is absolute garbage at this game, but that also means she always gets the best items, which she saves up until she can completely fuck over Blyke or Isen (mainly Blyke because he’s so good at the game, but if Isen talks too much smack he’s getting 3 red shells to the face)
Blyke likes Clue, mainly because he’s pretty good at figuring out what the scenario is quickly and also because Isen kinda hates it. Isen likes to try and cheat and he’ll lie about what cards he has and he’ll peek at Blyke’s card to see what Blyke’s suspecting. Remi’s always Plum or Peacock. Blyke’s always Mustard and Isen’s always Scarlett (bc she’s hot).
Isen likes Minecraft because it’s a very calming game and also because it’s so easy to fuck with Blyke and Remi. Blyke loves to mine. He very rarely comes out from underground, and it’s only for wood or food. Remi’s a builder and she likes to build cute little houses for Isen and Blyke that they won’t use. Isen’s an adventurer, but only so he can get a lot of troll items. It’s also the only game Remi will kind of rage at. She’ll spend like 2 hours working on a cute house that she had to collect all the materials for and it’s pink and there’s so many flowers outside and she’s so proud of it…and then Isen leads creepers over just to make her stress out and while she’s trying to get rid of the creepers, he’ll hide tnt in her house with a pressure plate that she’ll trigger herself.
Scrabble’s pretty self explanatory of why Isen likes it. He has a pretty big vocabulary and he likes to brag about winning. Every other word causes an argument and a quick google search bc Blyke insists that it���s not a word. Isen almost cried when Remi barely beat him with fucking ‘ice’.
Remi loves monopoly. So they started with the board game version, but it ended up with a table flip…so they got the console version for Remi’s switch. Remi’s so lucky with her dice rolls that Blyke and Isen consistently question whether or not she rigged the game. It’s so bad that by the time she first passes GO, she has like 1 of every color. And she has a tight grip on those properties. Trades will be attempted, but they last like 10 minutes and end up with either Remi canceling the trade bc Isen or Blyke is asking “too much” (aka 1 property for less than all their money) or with Remi giving them a shitty property for 500 that they’ll have to mortgage anyways.
Uno is so chaotic with this crew, my god. Blyke gets so pissed so easy, but it’s like the anger that’s more funny than it is scary. There was a round where Blyke had to draw 20 cards looking for a green, he finally gets a wild draw 4 and changes it to red so Isen has to draw… and then Remi goes. She places down a regular wild and changes the color back to green. “WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT??? I DON’T HAVE A GREEN!”
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popsunner · 3 years
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Some of y’all have asked about the discord, so here we go fellas, an incomplete list of all the fools I post about constantly (these are mostly just the most active members):
@cubedleo: Leo They/He “Very gay, Ace’s bestest friend in the whole wide world, bad at minecraft and you should come watch me on twitch :)"
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@bonesy-doodles: Bones She/They “agender lesbian, artist and new Minecraft streamer, cursed with godly knowledge but also an idiot with no brain cells, Bone Collector and now Bone God”
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@weareallstardustfallen: Charlie/Rain/Riot They/Them “My sexuality is “ew no but also girls but also ew no” and i am a dumbass with adhd so don’t ask me to retain information for more than thirty seconds. obsessed with dc to an unreasonable extent, passable at writing, i make questionable decisions 24/7”
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@bogcrawler: Willow They/Them “i am the worlds biggest headache (ace can back me up on that point) [no she can not -Ace] and a fun fact is that half of my ears are pointy! (that’s right! one whole elf ear!)”
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@bananasofthorns: Eros He/Him “Eros: aka Banana, aka the most respected bitch on the server; my music taste is my best quality, followed by my half-satirical god complex"
@zerobraincellz Lluvia/Ame She/They “Evilest Bitch on the Server (Ace can confirm [ye- Ace]), Has 4 enemies and is always looking for more so please hit them up. Customer Reviews: "Good enemy 10/10 really makes me remindmewhyimadethisserver some times", "Big Cool".”
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@mysticmallows: Koi ey/em xe/xem ae/aer they/them “Hey!! I'm an aroace enby. I love to draw!! I'm the baby of the server but you might not realize it when meeting me. I post my art on Instagram @ superultraflames if you want to know something specific about me feel free to ask me!!”
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@gatagamer2002: Tera She/They “18 years old, 5′8 ft tall. I’m asexual and I think demipanromantic. Still questioning my gender but for now I identify as genderfluid (she/her/they/them) The so called Nana of the server! Pez is my bestie and brain cell buddy!”
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@pessimisticpandering: Pez They/Them “idk I'm gay? But we been knew. At one point I assigned a majority of the discord a bird. did I mention I like birds? oh yeah Tera and I share a briancell and may be besties but since they ain't telling me what they did for their intro I declare them fake and now claim custody of the brain cell”
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@rainydayballads: Jonah He/They “"Bonsoir, my lovely rodents. I am jojo. I am turning 16 very soon. I'm a friend of Ace and I love her very much because she is awesome. I make a lot of art and pretend to have my shit together. Drink water you heathens."
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@paroladesueta: Ace He/They “Ace, Virgilio, Hans of the Southern isles, best doppelganger ever, you name it, it's my new nickname. Italian. Can do the Mario voice (I'll be happy to do it for you). Poet. I love to bully Ace over the dudebro post because it has to haunt us bot. CEO of thinking I was cis while saying stuff like "I would look great with a beard”. CEO of being deep down a dumb lesbian. Y'all gay, thank you for coming to my Ted talk”
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cosmos-fudge · 3 years
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so this might turn into part ask blog thing soo info (drawings of characters when drawing tablet works again)
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i have a lot of characters so ima start with my main ones rn (i also haven't made all the characters yet :b) fantasy series (that i haven't started work on it will be a comic/animation series) Teo (tea-o) height: 5,7 pronouns: he/they (mostly he/him) gender: male sexuality: asexual & aromantic age: 20 birthday: March 27th extra info: "talks like this," archer, the eldest of the trio, wears a mask & covers half of his face with hair cause scarring, quiet, kinda rude, doesn't like of getting touched, likes cats, dark fluffy hair, knows when they need to be kind/caring, will shoot you, protects people he cares about, shortest in the group, Keiron (key-ron) height: 5,9 pronouns: he/him gender: trans man sexuality: bisexual age: 16 birthday: October 28th extra info: "talks like this," main character, trans man, ex-royalty (used to be a prince), kinda dumb, sweet, impulsive, get way to in the moment (jumped off a cliff once because of that), learning to use a bow, uses a sword, has a sibling type rivalry with al Allie/Al (al-E) height: 5:8 pronouns: she/they gender: fem nonbinary sexuality: pansexual, poly age: 17 birthday: June 15th extra info: "talks like this," uses a sword, missing left eye so they wear an eyepatch, runs fast, hyper, "FIGHT ME!!" also impulsive but "I HAVE FUCKING IMPULSE CONTROL KEIRON!!" "*distant* FUCK YOU!!", has a sibling type rivalry with Keiron (they aren't related tho), still sweet but in a mean ish way personality's (do not have DID or anything like it, its just parts of my personality into characters, I have 3 so far) Mike height: 6,3 pronouns: he/him gender: cis male sexuality: bisexual (likes men more tho) age: 25-27 birthday: October 31st (they don't have actual bdays so they choose them) extra info: "talks like this"❤, prick, over confident (but still hates himself), I bring him out when I'm scared cause he is that over confident strong masculine feeling that gets rid of most of my fear, don't touch him or his friends. protecc. Nico height: 6 ft pronouns: they/she/he gender: genderqueer sexuality: somewhere around pansexual & bisexual age: 19-23 birthday: February 14th extra info: "talks like this"🌷, super impulsive, the most impulsive & loud, my super hyper & easily excitable side, WILL chug 8 monsters, extrovert, extrovert who adopts introverts, "I WILL FIGHT YOU IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT HURTING MY CHILD-"🌷 fuck around & find out, don't touch her or anything weirdly if you do you will be lucky to escape him with broken bones. "I'm here what do ya need?"🌷 protecc & attacc, Ann height: 4,9 pronouns: doesnt really go by anything but fine with they/them gender: doesn't have one sexuality: aromantic & asexual age: doesnt really have one birthday: April 13th extra info: "talks like this", shy, quiet, that feeling of random intense fear & sadness i get, wont talk much, doesnt like being put on the spot, gets overwhelmed easily, be nice >:(, "c-can you please leave me alone? I don't wanna talk right now.." likes cats & plushies, HATES/TERRIFIED of being touched, Neo height: 5,8 pronouns: he/they/it gender: doesnt have one sexuality: doesnt label themself as anything but will date anyone as long as they arent a prick, kinda asexual age: 21-23 birthday: december 23 extra info: "talks like this"🔋, newest one, not to hyper but doesnt really get tired, the least angry/doesnt get as angry as the others do, plushies :), dont know much about it yet, hasnt been to be dragged into the FNF fandom, yet. the key word there is YET! and finally, mod info! height: 5,2 for now pronouns: they/them he/they gender: Agender sexuality: Pansexual age: Minor birthday: Dec 22nd extra info: "talks like this" can kinda draw & animate,, i never stop talking, dumb, rat bastard, goblin, swear to much, will kill someone for you, "I'm here what do ya need?" ✨useless✨, gets obsessed with things easily, rn its FNF, getting back into UNDERTALE, Minecraft, dsmp(haven't watched it yet cause I'm waiting for things to get better again), TBHK.
simping for my best friend, major sweet tooth, vent a lot, overshare, discord & discord server Whitty#3120 https://discord.gg/S35THKzYXS , stabby stabby :), *dumbass mode activate* REEEEE, e,
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irkenphantom · 4 years
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NEW INVADER ZIM AU
Hick AU (as someone who lives in the Deep South- I want to make fun of stereotypes)
Made Me and @sparklearmstrong
@kioxolot gave me the idea cause instead of thicc Zim she said Hicc Zim
- Dib is named Dip after dipping tobacco.
- Gaz is straight up a Gasoline still but instead of Gazleen it’s just Gazoline because Membrane didn’t know how to spell Gasoline at the moment he had to put down a name for this kid.
- Membrane is a smart man but by smart I mean- have you seen breaking bad? This man is a maker of drugs. He also is a extreme christian and republican. He makes fun of liberals and other stuff. (I’m a liberal and my family bullies me for it so like lmao I have new quotes for the types of comments he makes every day folks)
- Instead of paranormal cause us southern people all believe in paranormal shit- Dib is just a liberal and socialist. That’s it. He lives in the typical small country town. (Aka Republicans, Racist, Sexists, Christians, and the few Meth Heads.)
- Gaz wears overalls and sometimes a little straw hat. She still wears her gamer shirt. She plays Minecraft on a old PS3 with Dip. When she’s out- she has a paddleball off or is kicking tin cans around.
- Dip wears his usual get up still- because he refuses to look like a country redneck. Only alterations: the trench coat is a little more scuffed up, he wears blue jeans, and his boots are just dark brown cowboy boots
- Membrane says these a LOT:
“That’s not very christian, son.”
“My poor (socialist/liberal) son”
- Dip is a clone still. Membrane was cooking up the usual and his hair mixed with the chemicals and BOOM INSTEAD OF POWERPUFF GIRLS YOU GET A BABIE BOY. So yeah, Dip is like half Meth related chemicals.
- They live in a small house next to a trailer park.
IRKENS:
- Zim is a alien still. He was sent to Earth because the Tallests were getting tired of him and was like “Let’s send him to a primitive planet so he realizes how good he has it here.”
- Welp. Zim got stuck in Dip’s town.
- Zim’s design is the same but his outfit is more “city slicker” looking so everyone assumes he’s just a city boy with a skin disorder.
- “DAD, HE’S A ALIEN.” “Son, the city slicker foreign child is not a alien. those crop circles is because Mister Harrison got a little to fun with the met-.... Mints he bought of me.. besides God made only one life form- Humans.”
- After a bit, the Tallests are like “huh what’s Zim doing down there? He hasn’t been in contact in a while.” So they go down to check on their dumbass invader.
- The Tallests are smart enough to make their designs more believable. They look like rich CEO’s from the city and essentially look like Zim’s Dads.
- Membrane sees the Tallests looking nice in their fancy business suits, looking like gorgeous CEO's and Dib's like "SEE DAD, THEYRE ALIENS" and Membrane's just like "I think you might be right son" and when Dip gets excited, Membrane goes "I think we do need to tax the rich. Ain't no reason them pretty boys are going around with so much more'n the rest of us"
- The Tallests dead ass is repulsed by humans. They either go by Rhet and Patryk or they dead ass go by Red and Purple and everyone’s like “those city folk sure do love their colors, huh?”
- Zim and The Tallests live in a mansion like home. (Zim’s base was the canon base but then the Tallests were like “LMAO YOU FUCKIN LIVE LIKE THIS?? HDHSJSJ YOU DUMBASS BITCH.”)
- Everyone tries to be Zim’s friend because his “folks” obviously have some money.
- Zim tells everyone that this one of their many homes and that they just came down for a while to get away from city life.
- Zim’s ego? Fucking boosted to max here.
- The teachers except Mrs Bitters is afraid to fuck with Zim’s so called “dads” because these rich men look like they could kill you and you’ll never be found.
- I NEED TO DRAW ART.
- uwu I want to write meme ao3’s for this
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Well okay...
The Ballad of the Amazon Box Horse
It twas a shitty Wednesday, on a day that alas, I was required to go into school. The sky was dark and gloomy, and I was in a boring as fuck French lesson on household objects or some shit. I, in my illustrious dumbassery had forgotten to take my adhd medication, and so I was drawing an assortment of mythic symbols from the world within my mind. And thus, the chaotic sparks of what would soon be, had started to form within my sweet, innocent, chaotic mind.
Then it happened. While we were going over the conceptual tense or some shit like a spark it hit me. A flash of deific inspiration washed over my organ of consciousness, and I thought of a concept, no- a soon to be deity:
“Ok so it’s like a horse, but made entirely out of Amazon boxes. Like a life sized horse- it’s the size of a real horse, but it’s just like- Amazon Boxes. And you see, the sheer majesty of it allows it to warp time and space, so since it’s made out of Amazon boxes you can fill the boxes with stuff, and boom, instantly delivered. I mean fuck drones, am I right? Who needs them when the future of delivery is clearly the Amazon Box Horse”
And so I preached to my comrades, recounting my thoughts on the cardboard steed, garnering such reactions as “why are you like this”, and “How does listening to you talk about this physically make me stupider?”, and the classic “You know, you’re certifiably insane”. It was even conveniently timed with a friend requiring ideas for a depiction of The Sin of Lust for an art project, and I of course suggested The Box Horse, as it is the sexiest being imaginable. Unfortunately they did not see it in they same way and declined, but thus is the way of mortals.
But this was not the end of for the tale of the Cheval de Carton, as the next day in la classe de français I would be divinely inspired once again. Equipped this time with with the great pills of please for the love of god pay attention and shut up, please, I was able to get a better understanding of the nature of the Amazon Box Horse, and I realized it’s nature was inherently divine. I was then given by The Box Horse himself, tenets of a great holy code within the Borseble (Box Horse Bibble), and I quickly scribbled them down before the great ringing of the bell.
I shall tell them to you now, but I must warn that some if the ancient writing is too faded to read, and it is therefore unavailable to the great Tumble of Blur (aka there’s some real life stuff I can’t put here cus y’know it’s the internet and there exist creepy people). Luckily, I have added brackets of areologist’s best guess as too the faded text’s meaning, however let it be known that it is a subject of large debate within the Borseble analysis community. It should also be noted that tradition states that while reading the tenets aloud one should speak at a fast pace and between tenants, slam their hand into a nearby surface as too create a banging noise. However, it is also also of note that as the great Box Horse is one of accessibility, you may stomp, otherwise modify, or even forgo the classic style if it is needed. For example here we shall use the sacred text of “Slam” as a replacement):
Slam
1. Worship [The Great Teacher of French], don’t tell [them] why.
Slam
2. Praise the Box Horse (Obviously)
Slam
3. Don’t enter a home unless invited. Not because of anything related to The Box Horse, but just because c’mon, don’t be rude,
Slam
4. Work to bring about the apocalypse
Slam
5. [The writing on this one is faded, but is seems to call for some form of blood sacrifice. Is there a darkness to The Horse not previously discovered? Well only time shall tell.]
Slam
6. Eat at least 1 kilogram of cardboard per bi-sentenial decade.
Slam
7. Be gay (in spirit)
Slam
8. Do crimes (respectfully)
Slam
8.5. Spread the great word of the Borseble
Slam
8.25. “What are the forbidden questions?” is the only forbidden question besides “What is a bi-sentenial decade?” (Addendum: After much deliberation “How long is a bi-sentenial decade?” has also been added to the list of forbidden questions, as it’s just too close to risk)
And finally,
Slam
8.125. All with a spirit have rights in the cardboard eyes of The Box Horse. Fite me.
Slam
And thus concludes the great words of the Borseble. It should be noted that The Box Horse takes many forms. One of the most evident ones is “The Minecraft Horse”, but it takes many more, with it even being theorized that “The Train From The Polar Express” is one of them due to their shared abilities of warping time an space (however, such theories are hard to follow up on due to The Box Horse’s seemingly innate ability to lesson the intelligence of even the most profound intellectuals, simply by invoking its name, for such is the nature of The Box Horse). The interpretation of the deity seldom stays consistent either. As The Box Horse is accepting of all faiths or lack there of, many followers of other religions have their own interpretation of the cardboard mount. To some he is a messenger of a greater god(s), to others he himself is a lesser god, to some he is simply an idea and symbol rather than a real deity, with others in contrast he believing he is only true deity, and in a similar vein some view him as simply a different interpretation of an already existing god(s).
What you believe The Amazon Box Horse to be is up to you to decide, however one thing is clear. We are all but passengers in life, riding upon out mighty steed. Each of us is slowly being delivered to our destiny, just as the items delivered within the great Box Horse. We are are all parts of a greater hole, however divided by color, race, sexuality, or opinions on shipping. We are all parts of the great whole, and that great whole is The Box Horse.
And as a great whole we say...
fuck drones.
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What are some of your hobbies and favorite things?
I really love art. Like any kind of art. I cycle through different types at random, currently I'm more into sewing and I think I'm heading towards writing and drawing. I've been meaning to take some pictures of the stuff I make to put on here, but I still haven't gotten around to it. I like video games but I pretty much only play The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth or Minecraft with the sound off so I can listen to music. And horror movies. I fucking love horror movies. Really good one, really bad ones, pretty much everything but the ultra violent torture porn stuff, not into that. My favorite books are the Bartimaeus trilogy, my favorite movies would probably be....I think I'd have to go with Us, The Witch, and The Killing of a Sacred Deer for horror, and Weekend at Bernie's, Tucker and Dale vs Evil, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail for funny stuff. Honestly though, I think one of my favorite things is finding new things that I like. New music, new movies, new tv shows, new art mediums and new techniques. And of course I love my three half-feral, full-dumbass cats.
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Shitty Right Hand Bullshit (under a read more because it's more of a me picking my own shit apart to try and see what the FUCK is going on. Feel free to peek if you want to hear me ramble about health problems lmao) :
I can absolutely lay in bed all day doing nothing. This, unlike what I would have expected as a 7 year old, feels terrible. However, it's a very efficient way of reducing any wrist/arm pain I may be experiencing.
Sitting down to eat is fine. It doesn't really hurt unless I have to cut something that's being annoying to cut, and even then if i'm careful it goes okay and is mostly painless.
I can barely sit at my computer without shit hurting. There may be several factors to this ? The ones I am currently thinking of are : desk is too low compared to the height of my chair (which is changeable BUT currently at its lowest), which makes me have terrible posture (and that comes from me who has terrible posture even when i can have. a desk at the right size).
Writing on the computer, somehow, managed to alleviate some of the pain- especially in the upper arm, a little in the wrist/hand, but ONLY if I don't write for too long without taking a break.
Drawing on the computer is Hard and Annoying and shouldn't be done unless I want to deal with hurting afterwards.
Drawing on a sketchbook is, for some reason, mostly fine. It goes better when I'm doing that in my bed for some fuckass reason.
Coloring in a coloring book is POSSIBLE, but it requires more movement than when I draw because I don't really pause to think. It does make most of my arm sore afterwards.
I can't play games unless I can do them completely with my left hand. Current possible games are : cookie clicker, the sims 4, and Minecraft if played on Peaceful mode specifically. This is annoying. I want to play Skyrim. I can't.
If I want to play something that isn't on the above list, I have to use a wrist brace, use it too tight on purpose, and use a controller. This is not ideal and does strain the dumbass arm. And also I've played Skyrim with a controller for years and I actually prefer keyboard+mouse on that one. MH world is perfect with controller though. I just WISH it wouldn't put so much strain. That and I managed to get myself hurt with the wrist brace last time anyway. For no reason. It just started fucking burning inside my arm.
Is it tendinitis or something else ??? We'll wait 'till we get the MRI results I guess.
I can somewhat compose on Musescore with only my left hand. It is impractical and annoying, but I made 3 little pieces of music. Maybe I should put them on my main blog.
I can somewhat hold a mouse but no longer than like 2 minutes because after that it hurts. It's better than shit burning if I even put my hand on the position to hold a mouse.
As writing on the computer is okay I should have been able to keep writing my main fanfic. Spoiler I was not my brain went scatter and decided to do a bunch of... dumb ass discussions between other characters in a notepad format. I can't think properly enough to actually write the big fanfic. I will definitely tell that to everyone whenever I upload the last prepared chapter.
This is already so long but I'm really just one existential crisis after the other lately and this hand, forcing me to do NOTHING, is NOT helping.
I can watch youtube videos and twitch streams. Bonus points if I'm in my bed. Illuminaughtii and MisterMV are saving my afternoons.
I wonder if me being annoyed at everything because of the pain is the reason i sleep for Very Long and stay tired afterwards, and then I remember that the only time in years where I was able to wake up early without feeling like shit was right after breaking up with my ex. So I think it's unrelated and I am just tired all the time for no reason. Or for an unknown reason. This is veering into "not hand related" territory.
Also : I have WEIRD ASS mood swings lately. My mom thinks it's related to both being so fucking tired AND the fact that I am hurt all day.
Yet I still don't think it's that bad because like. A lot of people have it worse. I am lucky enough that it is probably going to be over at one point, and I need to remember that.
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lovely evening, my beloved morgane! 🌹💖🌛💌 are you doing alright darling?? i saw you got some work done today, good for you!! even if it's such little things like answering asks, or writing headcannons, i'm always so happy and proud of you!! i do wish that you have been eating and sleeping well lately (and relaxing of course!) meanwhile, i wasn't as productive as i would've liked to be 😅 (1/9)
"my narcolepsy really flared up, so i woke up about halfway through the entire day! ahhh i was so upset about that!! but, nothing a cup of tea and scrolling your page couldn't fix 😉 and in all serious, you all flatter me too much!! i assure you that i'm far from a goddess or princess or anything so ethereal, as much as i'd love to be hehehe! oh my, you all are too good to me as always, i don't deserve all of that kindness 💕 (2/9)
and i must say, those vegas au picrews were so wonderful!!! i love all the little details included, not to mention that you look absolutely stunning morgy dear!! 🥰 oh, and that ace attorney au sounds so cute! i can't help but smile when i think about it ❤ (3/9)
despite waking up so late, i did do my daily check up with the garden and the bunnies, and they seemed happy to see me! i also had to go food shopping for my parents, which almost went awry actually,, i was trying to get some plums and pomelos when i started feeling really lightheaded... and i almost passed out 😖 (4/9)
i think it happened because of both the narcolepsy and how hot it was,, though it was embarrassing watching people crowd around me, but luckily, this nice woman took me to the break room and got me a water, she was so kind and understanding! i'm glad i didn't lose consciousness, but the staff decided to give me my groceries for free, so that was nice!! (5/9)
awaaa,, narcolepsy is very frustrating to live with! especially when catatonic episodes come on, then i can't move! despite all of the annoying and (sometimes) dangerous symptoms, lots of people tell me it gives me character?? (6/9)
i don't really understand that, but apparently many people say it's cute haha, my family even nicknamed it my "ragdoll mode" normally, i'm forced to have people accompany me when i go out in case of situations like this,, since my family and friends were taught to catch me/carry me in case of these flare-ups.. i guess i just wanted a little me time hehehe ✨ (7/9)
despite all of that craziness, i did get to play minecraft with the one and only gundhanon! i figured out how to set up crossplay, and had a lovely time! (i even got to visit the dip court 😖❤ oooh, that reminds me of when all of the anons spammed me with "play minecraft with morgane!!" asks, i guess that's another thing on the list? 😘 (8/9)
my my,, it's extremely late now, i should get going!! well then, until tomorrow love, take care of yourself for me~!! 💞💞💞 - much much much love, the very sleepy waifu 💗💗💗💗💗💗 ps: hmm.. maybe we can get drunk together someday hehe~ 💓 (9/9)"
It really does sound like narcolepsy is one hell of a bitch darling but they arent wrong it somehow? Gives u character?? Like it just makes u special in a way ig jeehhd (idk how to words) and i have to admit it IS oddly cute....ngl i'd gladly watch over u and catch u whenever the ragdoll mode kicked in-
B u t i also gotta tell u once again that not being fully productive isnt a sin (also dont even get me started i literally wake up at noon bc i dont sleep at night lmao)...i myself slacked off a little the past days and my dumbass needs to not only finish haikyuu but also draw and write (other than on this blog) more....n e w a y s im impressed to hear that gundhanon played mc with u ksxhhxd it must be an h o n o r to visit the mighty dip court👁️👁️
And obvs u deserve all the compliments darling i mean hell i have never heard of someone like u before who literally has hoards of animals come to her on a daily basis and who overall radiates chaotic angel energy😳😳😳
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