#i wanna burn my house down

[mattodore]

you belong to me and i belong to you and so on

#river dipping #ts4 #ts4 edit #theodore doe #matthias evanoff #a burning house to live in #echthroi #have been editing this so slowly throughout the day bc this vaccine shot has been kicking my ass 😔 #but looking at mattodore kissing for so long is no hardship trust me i’ve been having a blast #ummm what else do i wanna say here before i go back to watching catfish and downing acetaminophen……. #oh!!! #i got an ask yesterday night that i wanna reply to once my muscles stop hurting so bad 🚶 #so know that i’m gonna work on it! #just… 🧎 it will take me a bit #i’ve just been sitting here staring at a wall thinking abt it but my brain is nawttt functioning v well atm lmao #i have started replying but didn’t get very far before i was like. none of this is any good jdgshdhhdd #so. will start over when i bounce back! #…i also just realized it’s pretty late uhhh so if you see this then <3 a little kiss #i love posting things when ppl aren’t online apparently #i do it so often jfhsjfhfj oh well #for the mattodore fans out there here u go 💐👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[musicalchaos07]

Like & Reblog to give him a flamethrower in s5

#yes I'm back on my arsonist Jonathan Byers bullshit #i just need him to light something on fire while burning down the house plays ok??? #I'll also settle for a chainsaw #or giving him back the bat #<- but that's because i wanna watch people be mad #stranger things #jonathan byers

[runawaymun]

Was half asleep and then woke up to the sound of my cats trying to kill something. Turns out there was a giant spider beneath my pillow. They didn’t even kill it and now it’s scurried off somewhere 💀

#I wanna defenestrate myself oh my god #gotta burn the whole house down now #how am I supposed to get back to sleep under these conditions

[theworldinclines]

bad pick-up lines ft. akkayan (1/2)

#ayan breathes he flirts #akk never knows rest fr #akkayan #my edits #the eclipse #the eclipse series #the eclipse the series #akk x ayan #i am once again asking is this not how the conversation went #that night: wanna shower with me :pp #akk: i would sooner burn down this house with the both of us in it.

[pickypickypeak]

There is a Twitter Magnifico simp account who has the most braindeadass takes on Wish.

A notable post they made is comparing Asha with Gaston with Knowing What I Know Now compared to the Mob Song.

🙄

yeah totally makes sense. song that literally goes “kill the beast” is the same as asha (who is being framed as a criminal by the king and has the whole kingdom against her) telling the truth to her friends about the king being crazy evil

although you know what really makes me mad. it’s people in the comments for these kind of posts. they always blindly go “yeah! so true! disney sucks! don’t watch their movies!” without even questioning what’s being talked about. they don’t know who this is. they haven’t seen wish. they haven’t seen a disney movie in 10 years. but they’ll always go “yeah disney is so bad now that it’s gone woke🙄” I’d literally love to take their phone and throw it out the window

#haters for the sake of being haters I guess? #it makes them look cool (they think) #but the most insufferable ones are the people who go #movie so bad I had to watch it at x44 and skip all the songs otherwise I would fall asleep!!! #it is so bad I wanna take off my eyes and burn my house down!!! #bro you know a life hack. if it causes you this much pain. just don’t watch it #works for me #criticism is good but since this is actively harming you… #wish #wish disney #disney wish #king magnifico

[akkivee]

so i heard the stage did a retelling of every division’s get together story!!!! i wonder if you would consider that a reboot of the stage lol

#this is vee speaking #my job lost its internet connection so i was on data for the day #and data wasn’t loading twitter lol #but now i’m home lol!!!!! i’ve seen the singular article but haven’t come across spoilers 🫤 #the new encounter song itself is an absolute banger like holy fck lol tho some of the vocals were making go ❓❓ lol #i desperately want to see how they interpret the characters lol #*burns my house down* BUT DID YOU HEAR NEW STAGE JYUSHIS PART I LOVE EXPLODING HE SOUNDED SO GOOD AND I IMAGINE HELL ONLY GET BETTER #nakatsuka-san’s hitoya was teased a bit in the cross talk so hearing him didn’t surprise me lol #nakanishi-san!!!!!!!! has me so curious about his kuukou lol!!!!!!! #like everything he’s in song crosstalk merch makes me feel like he’d suit an interpretation closer to 3dcg kuukou #but the way he moves has so much hirono in it i’m so!!!!!!!!! *yelling* #I WANNA WATCH!!!!!!! I WANNA SEE!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA FALL FOR THE NEW STAGE ACTORS INTERPRETATIONS!!!!!!!!! #WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[liquidstar]

i only hope that with the way these changes are rolling out theyll eventually look decent once everything is done but. thats a pipe dream truly. xkit come fix this please. xkit pspspspspspsps

#i wanna let them cook but they act like theyve never been in a fucking kitchen before and theyre going to burn my house down #xkit is the fire department

[deus-ex-mona]

it’s that time of week again…

#and M A N today’s getsuyoubi was extra yuuutsu #first i dropped 2 cup things filled with water. cool. a mess was made. nice. #t h e n my workstation shook by itself and one of the cup things toppled down again. only it was filled with (diluted) acid this time!!!! #i wish it fell onto me bc at l e a s t my bad day would’ve ended with just an acid burn instead of getting worse #bc *then* we found out that we were near-out of [insert reagent here] that we need to run blanks for [test thing] yay!!!!! joy!!!!!!!!! #so we had to use a substitute solvent (sadge) #if only it ended there aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #i left work on time -> waited forever for the delayed bus -> decided to get some coffee or sth as a pick me up t h e n… #the coffee place happened to run out of single bags so i decided to put it into my bag instead (mistake)… #…a n d dropped my phone while trying to prop the stupid drink upright so it wouldn’t spill. #unfortunately for me though... some rando picked up my phone some time within the 30s-1 min wherein i realised that my phone was gone… #…and took it home with him instead of handing it to the customer service counter at the nearby train stations. ha. #called my phone a couple of times with the phone from a customer service counter but he~~ didn’t~~ pick up~~~~~~~~~ #and so. long story short. i had to leave the house an extra time to go to this guy’s place to pick up my bb (read: my phone) #bc the dude~~~ can’t~~~~ speak~~~ english~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ so he didn’t understand me when i told him my location~~~~~~~ #and now it’s almost 8.30 in the pm. im waiting for the delayed bus to go home from wherever tf i am now. and i haven’t eaten all day :)))) #(aside from a small cake thing but it’s negligible tbh) #aND HOLY FK I HATE THIS I FLAGGED DOWN THE BUS BUT IT SKIPPED THE STOP HELP ME I JUST WANNA GO HOME #.am i allowed to cry yet. i. just. i just wanna eat my dinner. #…come to think of it my drink ended up spilling in my bag while i was hunting for my phone. so. there’s that to clean up ig. #ughhhhhhhhh i wish that guy had just left my phone where he found it. s o b s #so yeah. if you read this i hope you had a good monday at least… #this truly is my ✨t r a g i c c o m e d y✨

[thatbitchsimone]

I respect how you’re always doing your own thing lol you inspired me to not even care about my followers list

caring about followers is such a foreign concept to me and i dont understand why anyone would want a high follower count especially on tumblr like what are u even gonna do with them? just look at them?

#sometimes i wanna delete my blog and start over just bc theres way too many ppl that follow this blog and i dont want them #but ive had it since i was 13 that would be like burning down the house u grew up in

[pierswife]

*taps mic*

I have an announcement: Shez's master class promotion attire. That is all.

#it looks so good and she looks so good and my god I just wanna *shakes shez a bunch* #nah like bro she is so good <- does not have a file with male shez and doesn't know what he's like #I assume they're both jackasses but like... fem shez is so pretty #and strong #and cool #kinda sad it took me this long to actually like make a dent in the game again considering I pre-ordered it BUT-- #it feels nice to play a warriors game again especially with the three houses cast #after this I'm probably gonna attempt to get more of engage done too #and I wanna try rf5 again I miss ryker #I'm finally not just straight burned out so it's been easier to sit down and just do a thing I want to do every night #I miss being able to just sit for an entire day and play a game for 14 hours straight but it's fine kgjwueh #in the long run it's healthier for me #data log: manda plays three hopes #data log: personal #shez crush tag

[quillheel]

❛ you have never seen such heathens. ❜ Kohga says with a grin, referring to the Yiga. (For Ganondorf!)

"Oh, I have borne witness, both alike and distinct, to many." Ganondorf's answer comes like thunder, like fire. ━ a low rumble turned crackle turned air buzzing with too much and yet not enough all at once, an anticipation that followed him as he swept 'cross the grounds. For an individual of his size, he is almost weightless in his shifting, almost wilting to scrape high the roof of the ruins not high enough where the stones meet strands of red bristling off from his crown. Each footfall accentuated; the bleaching of stone & textile, the delicacy in which he revokes it, pulled back out of the earth as though a stain so simple to be removed. ━ how considerate it was, for Gods to fuss and worry over hospitalities.

he casts a glance to the Yigas master, eyes stunning and bright and terrible, curls of crimson mane licking up into color undefined, like blazing divinity, how inexpressible it could be, to see something of divinity wrapped in bone & skin & cloth. there is a wonder, if this is what being in the presence of Princesses or Heroes is like, the same divinity in the opposite way ━ the Hero always more human, not God, merely blessed, champion in this way ━ where Ganondorf was his own, but they were theirs. Two against one, eternal.

"None, however, as impassioned as you," he continues "I would consider it something of respect, that you could harbor such liveliness for so long."

He wonders; passingly in the low light of twilight bleeding into the hideout as it is full with noise & distraction & color and as fabric folds with his limbs as he moves to sit, content to watch the clan breathe with itself; how much the Yiga would be willing to risk in such devotion to their goal. ━ everything, until everything is too much, until the world turns on them again. ━ Again. how it has before. how it could again, forever worse to do. How Ganondorf knows something similar, burning in his blood. ( perhaps Kohga knows the feeling. )

He finds himself beginning to understand, why it is they come looking for him.

his eyes, momentary in their focus on their leader, find somewhere else to settle. ( and he finds himself wondering, just as passing to reserve it for less occupied times, just how long the Yiga will last as they are. Resourceful and fast and stubborn, but tracing edges of impermanence, the way everything does, is made to. Except him, of course. Except him. ━ he likes to think, sentiment more than hope, that their stretch of being will not be killed, so much as it does not stay the same; the definition changing. 'the Yiga' not as a weapon, not a sharpness and outracing and hidden, 'the Yiga' as a people allowed to be people, to be families, to stay. He likes to think, in the way it could be hope, that they will not be like him forever. They, to grow out of shunning. Him, to stay the same. He likes to think, in the way it is hope, that one day they will not need him. ━ a scar of history, remembered always, but only, only a scar. )

"... but are they always this rambunctious?"

#does a little stretch. i got a little emotional about the vibes but shhh dont worry about it <3 #i left it pretty vague (mostly bc brain went hard on flowery vibes-) but in my head set it kinda as a 'Ganondorf visiting the hideout/clan #- for the first time and everyone going kinda wild bc GIRL WH as he n kohga take a second to chat thru the chaos' BKHGTRB #small fun details: 1. gan being so fucking tall he's gotta bend down to not scrape his head against the ceiling of the hideout in some bits #(idk how tall it is but i assume its Roughly like. Around normal height for a room/house if not a lil taller in most areas) #2. gan respecting/admiring kohga for being so dedicated to the clan + keeping themselves alive long enough for him to MEET them #(which is like a 'ofc' thing but my gan's existed for a WHIIIIIILE so hes very accustomed to just Missing A Lot Of Shit) #3. gan kinda resembling demise with some locks of hair having a burning going on from his magic as a fun ref to his origins #4. him just fuckin sitting on the floor. there is no chair or mat big enough and he Does Not Care + better view to watch ppl Zoom from #theres probably more but those are the Main bits and i dont want to ramble forever in the tags when this is already Long HKGRB #ALSO LMK IF U WANNA PLOT ANYTHING EVER FOR THIS OR ANYTHING ELSE i am SO here /g #━ ♔ cardinals with snow-brushed wings : asks. #mightiestbanana #MUSE / Ganondorf #loz // #religion //

[dilfslayer1080p]

Anyone got 3D printer tips I made a bad payday decision again

#it was cheap on Facebook nothing can possibly go wrong #fr gonna burn my house down they're so scary #but hhhhh unlimited power #i wanna make silly fish tank decor #n battle armor for the cats

[sp3llboundgirl]

Omg omg omg. I just learned someone burned down my abusers car!!!! This made my fucking day 😂😂😂

#he had a crown victoria that used to be a cop car and he put huge stickers of the joker on both sides #and other shit that cost him a MASSIVE amount of money and this car was his fucking baby #one of the ways he abused me was financially and he owes me more than 1000$ or probably more than 2000$ #so omg #omg #im sorry but i love whoever did this 😂 #im so overjoyed about this i wanna jump of joy every time i remember this happened!!! #so im pinning this to my blog to get a serotonin boost every time i look at my blog 😂 #I just marked October 9th on the calendar on my phone as KARMA DAY where i will get drunk and high as fuck to celebrate #its a new holiday for me and my girlfriend 😂 #and also i was working tonight and one of our regulars passed by his house and apparently theres almost nothing left of the car #he didnt even realize that it was his crown vic 😂 #the person who burned it used a propane tank and set it on fire with a torch so they really wanted to destroy his car as much as possible #and i think thats beautiful! this person is my hero lol #i hope he doesnt end up killing whoever did this because i could truly see him do it #but at least if he does that means he's going to prison for life and i wont have to worry about seeing him ever again! #also one of my most traumatic memories with him took place in his car which makes me even more happy that it burned the fuck down

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#theres a quote somewhere abt an adviser of a religious leader in... maybe the middle ages? where the adviser is like: we need to convert X #group of people gently. if we force our beliefs down their throats they may just expell it back up #and im thinking abt it bc thats how my brain engages with things. like: oh i like a thing. i must consume as much info abt it as possible #right this very fucking second. and then suddenly its very stressful and my brain tries to reject it #but i cant bc the fucking metaphorical evangelical in my brain is like: no. u fucking listen to me #and im just like 😵‍💫 #which is to say that i didnt sleep much last night and overdosed on 0ne piece. which was not a good move bc now i just feel terrible #which i knew would happen bc i was like hm reading this fic sounds like a bad choice. lets fucking gooooo #and then i fucking trigger myself lmao. partly bc of the material in the fic and partially bc the last time i was reading 0ne piece fics i #was a lot more fucked in terms of my lack of self awareness. so it kinda inherently makes me think of back then and im like oh yea i used #to do X bad thing. i should go back to doing that lol. and its like No. stop. fucking. no #make better choices for the love of god. ugh fuck ive got too much i didnt sleep enough energy #im sure ill burn out way hard by the end of the day. channel that energy. channel that energy into finding an apartment in a fucking city #with a fucking housing shortage 😭 i dont wanna go back to having roommates. nooooooooo 😭😭😭 #bleh. im procrastinating going to work. work that i am voluntarily doing for no fucking reason except thst i have issues with #compulsive behavior lol. not lol. sad face 😭 hhhh im vibrating. i wanna run around in circles. why cant i be like this when i actually go #for runs >:-[ im always to fucking brain saturated by then and its a ll static and bees in my head #whatever. time to get tf up and take measurements #unrelated #lmao y did i start this with allusions to a religious quote i dont fucking remember hahahaha #ah its bc i find the contrast of serious academic and philosophical topics funny when i go from thinking abt them to fucking anime and #my petty bullshit. idk i habe a weird sense of humor maybe

[morikotto]

frothing at the mouth as i torrent the entire vlad taltos series for the fifth time in the hopes that maybe this time brust will make vlad/morrolan endgame canon

#vlad every time he thinks about the empire: yeah every draegaran hates easterners they don't do shit for us #a draegaran wouldn't piss on me if i was burning to death!!!! #morrolan: hey vlad i heard you were feeling down you wanna come to my endless party and look at my forbidden library maybe #vlad: i saved his life he has to be nice to me it doesn't count #morrolan gives him the most useless job ever just so he has an excuse to make vlad come to his house #and vlad is just like 'oh well you know how those draegarans think' NO BITCH