#i think it was my cousin

[volinare]

nightmares

the end of tags is when i woke up

there was also this part in the beginning where i made out with a guy ive met like. a couple times. and then a different guy starting trying to light a fire on the beach but a wave came all the way up to the sand line. I hand to jump over the sea weed as it came back in.

he used to cans and they were both smoldering. eventually he gave up and i was about to just throw them away but a woman was like 'fire safety what are you going to do?' and i was like 'oh right. truman show. and just decided to keep them both and deal with it later

#dream log #saw my dad today #in the nightmare i was at work/school and i had a baby with me #i think it was my cousin #he was like 13 or so and my cop either and i are trying to get him to think about something but he freaks out #we had locked him in this moving room #i get him out cause he's freaking out and that's when he turns into a baby #right before he through up my moms brothers show up #i ash him about the babies early childhood if it was chaotic #they deny it #i start getting more and more frantic saying i needed to get the baby to the hospital because their breathing was getting really shallow #i go out side and my step dad and mom are there #i say i need a ride to the hospital but my step dad keeps putting it off showing instead all these stops he wants to make in the form of #music #he never gets to explaining the definition. he takes so king that i run out into the street (like... 1/8th a mile) and look around to see i #if there's something near by but theres not #the babies foot is in my mouth this while time for some reason #like the whole run. #when i get back my step dad is still not participating so i say 'why don't you just take me to the fucking hospital.' #and he still doesn't participate so i punch him in the face #while im still facing him he retaliates and slaps the back of my head. my mom only orotests to me punching him #i get fed up and walk to my ex in his car who happens to just... be there #and while im walking there my mom makes some c comment like 'wheres your car?' #and im like 'idk.' #and shes like ' you know when i was in highschool some guys parents went and larked his car on the roof of the school to prove a point. #he never saw it again' and i was like... cool i guess. bye #so i get in my exs car and then theres this fade cut to us running through a ware house or something #my ex is talking about how my uncles are okay and one of them confessed to the babies childhood being chaotic #theres this random guy trying to stop us and a blue ladder that i literally saw like ... a couple times a work that's every where #i make a wrong choice at a fork in the path and just know that he's going to cut me off with no way of blocking him this time

[t00thpasteface]

not done messing with their shapes yet actually

#i can't stress enough i'm not even into dc i just think these guys are neat and fun to play with #as a kid i watched a lot of cartoon network and my cousin was OBSESSED with dc stuff so i have nostalgia by proxy #i just think they're cool popcultural icons. and also i like superman he's nice :) #art #sketch #dc #dc comics #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #superbat #this counts right

[hedgehog-moss]

The farmer I buy hay (and some firewood) from hasn't had time for deliveries yet, and he texted me yesterday to ask what I needed most urgently, hay or wood. Selflessly, I said hay.

That /is/ the gate for hay deliveries! Great memory, Pirlouit. I see what are the important spots in your mental map.

I hope you realise that I'm sacrificing myself for you. By telling our neighbour to prioritise your food over my comfort.

But even if I didn't, I would prioritise you and your hay because I love you. I would freeze to death to ensure you are fed

Would you share your hay with me, though?

I see.

#crawling along #i think of gollum's ''what has it got in its pocketses?'' every time pirlouit tries to raid my pockets with mounting frustration #your big nose doesn't fit in my coat pockets!! stop trying #and you don't even like mints #i tried to give him one once for a taste and it was too minty for him and he spent 30s panting with his mouth wide open #like my baby cousin when she stayed over and forgot her kid toothpaste and had to use my grown-up one #same look of betrayal

[debble-from-deltarun]

A few regretevator npcs as pokemon

#my drawings #Regretevator #regretevator fanart #lampert #regretevator split #split #unpleasant gradient #regretevator unpleasant #regretevator fleshcousin #flesh cousin #regretevator pest #pilby #pokemon #Ik they don’t look exactly like the pkmn they are #I’m just having fun #And I think they look great

[theshadowrealmitself]

Other people having half Human half Vulcan children and Spock just receiving emails from the panicked parents he’s never met like “are their medical readings supposed to look like this???”

#Star Trek #s’chn t’gai spock #yes I’m still thinking about the babies as I’m still stressing about my knitting for my cousin’s baby #I have made no headway.

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

holding hands platonically. reblog if you agree

#when I was like a freshman in high school I had one friend at church who was super tactile and extroverted #and she would come sit next to me and hold my hand at church sometimes #she eventually moved to a different church and we were never super close to begin with - just proximity friends #but I remember that bc it was really nice to hold someone's hand #sometimes I do it with my sister or my cousins or occasionally gurt #but I think we should normalize platonic hand holding yknow?? like everyone should know about this it's GREAT #Lu rambles #<3 #platonic posting

[cygnus-is-tired]

Orthodontist hate him, dentist fear him! It’s NIBBLY!!!

(Unlike Nibbly you aren’t a god so don’t bite hard candy, you can and will fuck up your teeth)

#fun fact about me #my mom was an orthodontist for the first like 15-16 years of my life #you would not BELIEVE how many times my cousins would be dragged to our house at all hours of the day because they did something dumb #and broke their braces #my art #doodle #hatchetfield #nibblenephim #nibbly #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #I attempted to make his hat thing that I can’t remember the name of look glittery by using stippling #and I don’t think it works like I intended but oh well #can’t do anything about it now

[southpauz]

Black History Month Art Challenge

DAY 19: Brit and Tiff Crust - My Life As A Teenage Robot

#my life as a teenage robot #the crust cousins #brit and tiff #bhm #black history month #since Tiff wears afros has used a pick onscreen and is voiced by Cree Summer I like to think she is half asian and half black!!! #my art #my bhm art

[dontlookforme00]

I STILL MAKE NINJAGO STUFF SOMETIMES I SWEAR

#heh. hehehhd #cant believe im becomign multifandom. its all chonnts fault #chonnys #christ my spelling #ninjago #lego ninjago #morro ninjago #shitpost #my art #ninjago morro #morro #digital art #ninjago lloyd #lloyd ninjago #lloyd garmadon #greencousins #green cousins #i think were gonna have to kill this guy steven

[hiphopcherrrypop]

save me bottle blond bass player

#bottle blond bass player.. save me... #scott pilgrim takes off #scott pilgrim fanart #spto #todd ingram #lisa miller #maybe they r cousins to me.. #see im thinking and im liking how im thinking #something something lisa wanting to start a band bc she thinks todd is cool for being in a band #timeline wise that doesnt make senseee but idc i ignore that for now! #maybey he just plays bass and she thinks thats cool and awesome #something something todd wanting to act bc he thinks lisa is cool for being on tv #she is booked and busy in hollywood thats why she didnt show up obviii...... #and spoiler alert for coming soon art when i have more time/motivation... lisa + roxie yuri #that one summer pool party art fuels me THEY R HOLDING HANDS 😋😋 a little #but i just realize it gets funnier now bc im imagining roxie being like 'MEET MY NEW GF (¬‿¬)!' #and todd is like 'UR DATING MY COUSIN?!!' #so saddd lisa didnt appear but also it makes sense given no scott 90% of the show #she couldve still ran into kim and made out with her or whatever happned in the comics idk #scott pilgrim vs the world #spvtw #lisa miller i love yuuoooouu #my beautiful angel #her and todd both my princesses #idk how them-being-related hc never crossed my mind til now!

[spiritsonic]

What was the first Sonic Character that you've ever drawn?

Tails! Look at him go

#Miles tails prower #I think I was 13 #was bored at my cousin's and I didn't know how to turn on the PS2 so I was staring at the case for Sonic Heroes

[yesokayiknow]

human au. some of these guys spend too much time on here and it shows

#don't ask how long this took #doctor who #the doctor #the master #i'm not tagging them all. god #nu who doctors & masters & also 8 is there bc he's just a lil guy (and tbf no one can agree which era he belongs to anyway) #fun fact i started making these so long ago that i had to redo the ones i'd done bc tumblr had changed its layout in the intervening time #i don't know 15 well enough yet to make him one but also he's exclusively an insta girlie lbr #or war and fugitive. but i think war doesn't have social media and fugitive's starting stan wars on twitter #jacobi!master is exclusively linkedin #also 10's a horsegirl argue with the wall. he saw barbie twelve times and came away with the wrong message #is there a bg for this au? not really. in my main human au everyone is pretty wild whereas here they're more normal #they're just hangin out here ig. 9-11+14 are siblings. 12+13 are siblings. the two groups + 8 are cousins #saxon & missy are cousins and missy & spymaster are foster siblings #if anyone likes this i'll make one for the companions too. actually i probably still will bc honestly this was really fun & relaxing to mak #but if you see an error in one of these no you didn't. don't point it out to me i'll scream

[hedgehog-moss]

I always underestimate how easy it can be to entertain a teenager. I have this preconception that small kids find everything fun even mundane stuff while teens are jaded and self-conscious and need elaborate or cool activities, but my teen cousins are visiting this week and when they arrived I was in the greenhouse having an issue with the filter in one of the tanks, so I asked them if they could catch all the fish from one tank and move them to the other tank, and they were delighted to be given little dip nets and sit on the edge of the tank to hunt fish for 20min. As I asked them to do it I was thinking, it’s like those duck-fishing fairground games from when they were toddlers, they’ll probably think it’s a bit cringe, and five minutes into it these jaded teenagers were like, hey it’s like duck fishing at the funfair when we were toddlers, I've missed it, it’s fun :D

#it's my mum who has preconceptions about teenagers actually and then her concerns rub off on me #i'm like [teen cousins] are visiting this week and she's all worried like what are you going to do with them so they're not bored? #are there any escape games in your region? #the answer is no. The only escape game around here is the one pampérigouste thinks she was born in #but i made them play go fish with real fish and they were enchanted #tomorrow we will go for a swim in the stream with poldine

[dragonroilz]

i guess im doing more of these.

meet the female scout! she's the daughter of a crime family from los angeles. speaks with a bit of a valley girl accent(of course), and has a keen interest in fashion and money. luckily for her, the gravel wars have a lot of the latter. not so much of the former.

the female scout is similar to the scout in that she's not so much a fighter as much as she is a very good athlete. the perks of coming from a rich background means that she has a wide array of proficiencies, from sprinting to croquet(her favourite game), she's perfect for her role as a scout on her team.

before her time as a mercenary on RED, the family which the female scout is from took a favour from Saxton Hale, helping them gain more power in Los Angeles by giving them firearms. Saxton thought that they were going to use them to take more control by force, but it turns out that they just sold the guns for money. He didn't mind though, seeing as how they owed him and he was going to get his money back one way or another.

And he did come back eventually, looking for payment for the loans. Not wanting to actually pay him back, the family gave them their only daughter, soon to be known as the female scout, as an asset to the company.

Saxton, having no need for her, took her in anyway and gave her off to Miss Pauling for the Gravel Wars instead. The female scout has been fighting ever since.

the female scout wasn't exactly told why she was going to the war, other than she needed to "prove herself to be a worthy member of the family" and to take her first steps into the adult world.

well, if the adult world consisted of having piss thrown at them and people running around naked and covered in honey, then she was more than prepared by the end of her first week. however, despite the female scout's more snobbish personality, she has a bit of a strange way of viewing the world.

coming from high crime, she's not unfamiliar to the more dubious surgical practices of the medic and is only surprised that he actually puts his patients back together instead of burying somewhere remote. blood and guts is all game as long as it doesn't stain her clothes. good thing everyone wears red.

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #scout tf2 #tf2 femscout #idk i feel like her name would be lucy #but i dont really want to give names out yet #jeremy probably tries to get with her #but she thinks shes totally out of his league #miss pauling however??? #headcanonning that shes cousins with bidwell #explains why they have contacts with australians #my art

[ryssbelle]

Guy Diamond going to Heaven during Prince D's funeral was not on my bingo card for this month

#my art #trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls 3 #trolls poppy #trolls branch #trolls guy diamond #trolls floyd #trolls crimp #trolls cooper #my cousins were playing with my trolls minis and created the funniest turn of events #i cant remember how Prince D died #but he was havung a viking funeral #prince d then proceeded to ascend and become a zombie pirate #i think guy was immortal after going to heaven #i have a bunch of stuff written down from watching them mess around with my minis #they are some of the funniest people ive ever met XD

[winesharksea]

every so often jace sends kit very upscale hair care products because the herondales have a reputation to protect damn it

#personally i think the first time jace visits cirenworth he asked kit what hair stuff he uses & kit said um the bottle is green? its 2 in 1? #and jace's soul left his body temporarily before he gave an impassioned speech about protecting the herondale image via one's hair #kit goes to school like hey does anyone want this 70$ leave in conditioner my weird cousin sent to me #jace herondale #kit herondale #the wicked powers #twp