#i need to please the audience

[shittyutmv]

hey quick question to all our lovely askers out there: are we Trying to kill him?

#About ink btw #We still have an ask in the inbox that just says #“Can you shoot him with a bazooka please?” #or something along those lines #and i feel so aimless when i read it #like what am i supposed to do #i need to please the audience #but i cant just Kill that Guy #is that what you all want? #for me to kill him? #cus im following your recipe word for word #and fellas he looks more like roadkill every day #-mod kip #ooc #🦑

[coldninjaruins-blog]

Crying over them

#Like can they be besties in s5? Please #i need it #will byers #maxine mayfield #strangers things #madwise #madcleric #Byler #< target audience

[wheelerpilled]

DUSTIN N WILLS FRIENDSHIP IS SOO UNDERRATED!!!!!!!!!!

like they race each other home!!! He bought the comic to the hospital for Will!!!! Dustin would've 100% played DnD if he was with the party then!!! In season 4 he's like one of the only characters in Hawkins to MENTION Will and it's to say how they need him!!!!!

Everyone in the party is super close ofc but I feel like I see so little about Will and Dustin which is silly because they could have such a cool dynamic if we explore it further, I need them being ABSOLUTE MENACES NEXT SEASON.

#I NEED TO SEE MORE CONTENT WITH THE 2 OF THEM #PLEASE GIVE ME THEIR FRIENDSHIP IN SEASON 5 #stranger things #st5 #stranger things 5 #will byers #dustin henderson #mike wheeler #byler #< target audience

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i love murder mysteries that don't try too hard. realism who cares about realism, a billionaire was murdered in a swimming pool and diamonds are hiding in the champagne ice bucket. here's an abundance of clues, we got initialed handkerchiefs and smashed wristwatches galore, they're all red herrings but gosh they're fun to decorate with. alibis, no one has an alibi, or everyone does and they're all about to tumble like a house of cards, don't overthink it. you want to GUESS the murderer? FUCK OFF, we'll get there when we get there, just enjoy the ride you hussy!!! provides a nice alternative to true crime's voyeuristic "this normal real-life woman you never met was brutally murdered and the guy who did it will never be caught or punished"

#also i enjoy dead billionaires #and i am sick to tears of true crime #true crime needs to leave #i appreciate that the resurgence has been largely led by women exploring a more feminist viewpoint but please this is too much #it's fine as a niche genre with the victims treated carefully and with respect but that is NOT what we have here #please just go back to using fiction to sensationalize audience fears surrounding social violence. just. use. fiction.

[wine-wrtj]

The party at the Prom

But soberness turns out to be the friends we made along the way

I literally just got possessed and woke up with my this piece finished two weeks later

Mind you as much as deranged teenager I am, for everything to be ✨legal✨ you could tell this is my self-indulgent polish Byler au. Because I was inspired to draw this after my school’s prom and I know NOTHING about American proms lmao. Anyway here’s some more context:

And yeah Will is totally the person to run the fuck away randomly and Elmax would probably be on the side quest. Somewhere outside of the state. Most likely.

#will byers #mike wheeler #dustin henderson #lucas sinclair #stranger things #byler #< target audience #I mean LOOK AT THE TIES I THINK THIS IS OBVIOUS #byler PRL au #ig?? #byler prom #I need prom fics you can recommend me some #also it’s my first time drawing Dustin and Lucas so if you have some criticism about my way of drawing them I will take it and do better #promise 🙏 #I don’t know what to add here tbh I’m just #I’m egxausted #this is the most self-indulgent thing I’ve done in a while #IF MY ENGLISH IS OFF PLEASE IGNORE IT

[guzhufuren]

KINNPORSCHE WEEK 2022 DAY 1

Favorite character: Vegas Theerapanyakul (pt.10/11)

#kpweek2022 #kinnporsche #vegas theerapanyakul #vegaspete #bible wichapas #kpedit #kinnporsche text post meme #mine #mygifs #x text posts #leftontheladder #tuserfaiza #usermor #userjap #forangel #kinnporschesource #some of these are pov vegas. some are pov audience. figure it out urself please #i need new content there is nothing to make anymore for me dammit drop s2

[rollercoasterwords]

#edited out the name bc this person is very young and i don't want any hate directed towards them #but @this person: #please try to understand why this type of message is frustrating #i am not writing my story for you #i am writing my story for ME #and i love having others along but ultimately i do not care about what any of the people reading this story want to see in it #because i am not. writing. for an audience. #i am not. creating content. for you #i am sharing something i made myself #for me #with those who happen to also enjoy it #there are SO MANY fics where james + sirius are friends #and you can read any of those fics instead #if you need them to be besties #then please don't read my fic. because it's not going to happen #ask #wfrau

[midnight-mismanagement]

Sir Pentious and Vox Similarities

- Pathetic

- Inventors/Innovators of their respective technologies

- Simultaneously ahead of their times and yet still old school in some facets

- Rely on support (P - eggs and hotel, V - Voxtek staff, Vees)

- Do not do well in direct confrontation, rely on inventions and support

- Have a “base” to conduct ranged operations (P - aircraft thing, V - gamer screen room)

- Looked up to/admired someone, wanted to be their equal (P to Vees, V to Alastor)

- Got brutally rejected

- While Pentious’ support system paved the way for him to be a better person, Vox probably got worse, who knows

- Hypnotism powers

- Will change themselves to please or appeal to others to be accepted (P will spy to please Vees, then reform to please hotel peeps, V will present differently to please audiences, etc)

- Visual motifs (P is covered in eyes, V’s head is a literal visual medium and has eyes everywhere with his drones and cameras)

- Need(ed) to be seen as a nemesis to Alastor (P obvs past tense), pick fights they can’t win unprovoked (V was more of a verbal battle but still lost rip)

- similar drip

- top hats

- bow ties

- I’m sure I’ve missed some stuff

Is this anything

#coincidentally they are both my top faves in the show #I will happily admit to liking pentious #and guiltily admit to liking vox #but #they have similar flavours #okay #hazbin hotel #sir pentious #hazbin hotel vox #my 2am brain #hope we get more vox and alastor backstory in s2 #think vox’s rejection to pentious was some kind of parallel #to alastor’a rejection to vox #something something we will never be equals #sir pentious and vox both have a crippling need to please #and while one works on improving to meet the expectations of their friends #the other over-compensates through fragmenting his personality into multiple different roles #to appeal to wide audiences in order to keep attention and engagement #also they both watch others?? #pentious apparently watches people while they sleep #vox is self-explanatory #focused outside of themselves

[lunabug2004]

Watching season 3 for the millionth time and I NEED to have the Wheeler siblings back together in season 5. They are so elite when they are working together; figuring things out and making plans in about .2 seconds! Please Duffers, I am begging on my knees at this point!!!!

#let mike and nancy interact again #please let them be actual siblings they need it #(I need it too) #wheeler siblings #the wheelers are the smartest sorry not sorry #mike wheeler #nancy wheeler #the wheelers #stranger things #stranger things 5 #st5 #byler #<— target audience #Jay's saying stuff :) #Jay's talking ST <3

[significant-ace-nnoyance]

can we please have a moment after byler gets together of lucas giving dustin a little nudge and pointing to byler and dustin being like aYO- and lucas pulling him back so byler can have their moment but then both of them quietly arguing like 'i told you so' 'no i told you so'

like it can be so brief but i feel like it would do SO much in terms of validating byler for the GA because its basically saying like 'byler was sO obviously in love w each other u dumb mfers just didn't notice lol jokes on you'

#not that byler should need validating but unfortunately ✨homophobia✨ #so not only would this be SO CUTE #aND show how supportive their friends are (which like obvs they are) #but the audience would be FORCED to associate with and acknowledge lucas's and dustin's povs #and see byler as 1) real 2) backed up by evidence and foreshadowing and 3) very obvious #so any criticism otherwise would just make the homophobe seem dumb #bc like their bffs noticed and support so why dont you hM??? 🤨🤨 #please i just want dustin to grudgingly pass lucas a dollar bill #byler #mike wheeler i know what you are #and so do ur friends #and ur gf 💀

[unvexes]

ghd musical you will always be famous to me

#this is such a niche audience. please ghd musical fans. find this art. (all three of you that exist) #throwbsck to when my art got put backstage when it was on broadway. twelve year old me did NOT need that ego boost #i plan on redrawing some of my old art of it. hopefully #phil connors #groundhog day #groundhog day musical #ghd #ghd musical #my art

[trickstersaint]

transubstantiation // august 2 2023

#having a normal one. #all my talk about catholicism making you a vampire. maybe LEAVING IT makes you a vampire....... #anyway. having an EXTREMELY normal one. #poems about catholicism + vampirism #poems about religion #transubstantiation is a very clever title for this poem btw in case you were wondering #this is a draft that i will probably not ever end up changing #i just needed to post it Now. need to go to sleep and have something to show for it haha #i have to make a uquiz to put this poem into Now. craving the attention of people telling me i'm insane #poetry #poem #poems #poets on tumblr #poems and poetry #poetsandwriters #original poem #poetblr #ex catholic #<— do people hang out in that tag? will i reach a target audience that way? #um anyway i love you all. goodnight read my poem please

[bylersrise]

im gonna be sick

#im genuinely gonna throw up and i wish i was kidding #i don't know how much more of this i can take #please please please i need byler set pics more than i need food and water #anything will do #im crying #im screaming #and im about to die #byler #< target audience #stranger things #anti mileven

[moxymaxing]

If the main pd cast had pjsk kizuna ranks because i could

#please be extra nice to me about this i don’t want to be cringe #<- half joking i got nervous about these titles halfway through but I couldn’t give up on it then #I hope they’re fitting please do not call me cringe #also i need this to reach my target audience of like 5 people. #if you’re in that group know we are frolicking through fields and having a wonderful picnic together #anyways I spent way too much time on this and it’s very late for me. but also don’t look at this too hard #i don’t know how to edit i just have an apple pen and a dream #maybe ill srb in the afternoon if I’m feeling brave #(also you can totally ask me about the meaning behind the titles. i will give you my entire thought process and then some more) #good night 👍 #william wisp #dakota cole #vyncent sol #ashe winters #mart

[rollercoasterwords]

can we get a james pov of atyd please?

sure dude let me just whip that up for u real quick it's not like the sirius pov took 6 months and hundreds of hours to write + it's not like i'm in the middle of another longass wip + it's not like i work a full time job + have other things to do with my time. you have come to the right place because i am a content-creation machine for anonymous internet strangers and all you have to do is insert a request to get the fic you want! this makes me feel great because i love knowing that others recognize that i am naught but a writing machine for their pleasure and certainly not a human being with limited time writing fic for their own personal enjoyment; clearly as a content-creation machine my first priority should be serving the wants of every stranger on the internet who says "but i'm just asking because i like your writing so much!!!" because tacking on a compliment will definitely ensure that i do not feel disrespected at all by such interactions.

😐

#in all seriousness i know. u likely don't intend to be rude #but this is rude. and it makes me feel like i am seen as a content creation machine #and not a human being #who has said MANY times on this blog that i am not and will not write for an audience #idk whats in the water lately but im sick of messages like this so. usually ignore but needed 2 snap @ someone lol #CEASE with this silliness please #ask

[kennysaysthings]

Maybe if Mac shot him Dennis would depend on him a little more 🤷‍♂️

#iasip #mac mcdonald #dennis reynolds #it's always sunny in philadelphia #macdennis #i’m sorry #i think i’m fucking hilarious #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #the poison #charlie kelly #dependant #they just #need to fix that #shoot em up #please #this is for a very specific audience