#for me to kill him?

[shittyutmv]

hey quick question to all our lovely askers out there: are we Trying to kill him?

#About ink btw #We still have an ask in the inbox that just says #“Can you shoot him with a bazooka please?” #or something along those lines #and i feel so aimless when i read it #like what am i supposed to do #i need to please the audience #but i cant just Kill that Guy #is that what you all want? #for me to kill him? #cus im following your recipe word for word #and fellas he looks more like roadkill every day #-mod kip #ooc #🦑

[fantastic-nonsense]

#god: rosalynn you've lived such a long and wonderful life #what would you like me to send to your beloved husband to let him know you're being taken care of? a bird? a rainbow? a random sunbeam? #rosalynn: kill henry kissinger. he'll know I asked. :)))) #jimmy carter #rosalynn carter #henry kissinger #us politics #world politics

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

Like the majority of society I’m obsessed with Nimona

And I rewatched it a million times and one thing always sticks out to me 

There are moments when Ambrosius is surrounded by light like a little protective bubble 

That keeps him away from the man he loves more than anything 

#nimona #nimona 2023 #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister boldheart #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #he always looks so small in these scenes #like the light is going to swallow him whole #it almost looks like a little kid wearing his parents clothes #like he’ll never live up to the expectations society has placed on him #this man is so lonely for the whole movie #poor baby had to figure out everything by himself #he looks so tired in the second picture #the thing that kills me is in the last scene he tries to leave the bubble #but Bal shoved him back in #bubba looks ethereal throughout the whole movie #this movie man #it kills me slowly #I love it so much #I’m gonna go cry myself to sleep now #people from the rise fandom know I only post angst when I’m sleep deprived

[theoldkyokodied]

The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale) #anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

[weavile]

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#d20 #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fabian seacaster #killing me that fab never answers his phone but cant stop calling his dad. in hell. or wanting his mom to talk to him?????? ? ?? ? ? ?? #CALL HIM HALLARIEL

[angrylesbianstereotype]

“But Skyler fucked Ted!” I wish she’d fucked Walter’s mom actually. I wish she’d told Walt to kill himself every day for breakfast lunch and dinner. I wish she had taught Holly to say “dad sucks” as her first words. So no she wasn’t perfect.

#the ungodly amount of restraint she showed in not killing him w hammers #couldn’t be me but you do you queen #skyler white #anti walter white #breaking bad #brba #misogyny

[princelancey-main]

rewatching lotr, as you do, but there's something hitting about Isildur getting killed by three arrows (to the back) while abandoning his men versus Boromir getting killed by three arrows (to the chest) while doing everything to save Merry and Pippin and the influence of the ring over men, idk but my heart did a thing when i noticed it :(

#lotr #boromir #haven't even gotten to the boromir scene yet and i'm sad about it #the scenes between him and merry & pip kill me #crying over lotr hours #This is about the movies JUST the movies a cinematic parallel what is presented on the screen in Jackson interpretation ok? We got that

[agendercryptidlev]

Fabian is NOT beating the "in love with his aroace best friend without realizing it" allegations

#'why is it that whenever you think of me you bring up the ball' MAZEY YOU'LL KILL HIM #fantasy high #fantasy high spoilers #fantasy high junior year #Fabian #Fabian Seacaster #fabian aramais seacaster #Riz Gukgak #Dimension 20 #D20

[wis-art]

I'm sorry but I'm just so angry, we really do need to include black people in queer art there is no queer history without black people I'm tired of barely seeing any black coded characters on this site. Being queer is not a white thing but it feels like it's the default on this website.

#I'm sorry but there are barely any designs that look like my bf in the gay corners #they're the vast majority i feel like people like him are often overlooked and forgotten and it makes me mad #im mad that righteous torrence chevy hill was killed #I'm mad that people like him and my bf often dont get recognized in art #im mad that my bf is scared #im mad about lots of things

[shadebloopnik]

Lucifer saluting Sir Pentious is everything to me.

Hats off to you Sir, you made it, in Heaven.

#killing me the thought that they dont even know he made it to Heaven #like #they're already so proud of him regardless #whether or not he made it #he is their sir pentious #he's the adorable snake who slithered his way into their hearts #he made it #and they don't even know to what extent he did #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel sir pentious #sir pentious #hazbin sir pentious #sir pentious hazbin hotel #hazbin spoilers #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer #bloopnik rambles

[yeahiwasintheshit]

#lol #grilling me softly with his tongs #killing him softly with his song #roberta flack

[vaguely-concerned]

when obi-wan said 'I won't kill anakin' and then spent the entire rest of his life following through on that. fuck everyone else obi-wan I respect you yoda should've taken you at your fucking word

'boohoo why did he walk away and not kill anakin this time either even with all the suffering he'll go on to cause if he lets him go' he's told you why very clearly you just didn't believe him I guess!! desperately not killing anakin is obi-wan's main export. it's his universal constant, his life's work, his magnum opus. he gets creative about not killing that guy. he tries to send anakin's teenage twink son to do the job for him because he simply can't. he fucking... peaces out and dies to avoid killing anakin. that's like his whole deal. whether he's right to be like this is another entirely separate conversation but it is what he is

#also it's a prequel and I think we would have noticed if obi-wan killed vader before luke even met him lol #star wars #obi wan kenobi #if anything it's a thrill to me that he had the chance again and. didn't do it. like I said universal constant #'What if I simply. didn't'. and then he didn't. and was sad about it forever. it's the good stuff #this is entirely performative indignation btw I am not vagueblogging at anyone I'm just waxing histrionic for fun lol

[time-woods]

part 2 to the Chasing Stars au !

guess the name is quite literal rn

#adventure time #fionna and cake #adventure time au #prismo the wishmaster #Sīdus the Fallen star #scarab the god auditor #the carmine cavalier #chasing stars au #these backgrounds were so fun to draw but at the same time they almost killed me to color #fun magic weapon transforming ! ! #brooo get him outta this stuffy cave cityyy #he needs the sky ! !

[porrigens]

ryuji kisses for kiss ryuji day!

#p5 #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #ryuji sakamoto #sakamoto ryuji #ren amamiya #pegoryu #ryuann #takamaki ann #ann takamaki #ryukita #yusuke kitagawa #futaba sakura #makoto niijima #ryumako #haru okumura #ryuharu #akechi goro #goro akechi #morgana #sophia persona 5 #persona 5 strikers #so many tags omg #actually posting the same day i draw the thing! #havent drawn them in while so sth special.. #strikers is my favorite in p5 so its the strikers designs :] #wanted to draw yoshizawa too but my wrist was killing me… im sorry… #just so you know she was gonna give him a jumbo sized bento for him #kiss ryuji day

[aarghone]

He's just a gunky goopy lil guy

#qsmp #slimecicle #bobby qsmp #gegg #animation #lil animation before doomsday cause that conversation with bobby the other night GUTTED me guys #somethin anout slime having to so rapidly change the way he saw bobby (only a few seconds ago at that) and finally getting #some of that understanding and forgiveness he needs from someone who also knew tilin and blamed him for their death #and it coming from bobby #most violent kid on the server /aff #who he was talking about killing just a few seconds prior and who had the same outlook of blaming slime for tilins death as slime himself #REALLY gets to me #also bobby who's afraid of what might happen to him in the next few days #AAGHHHHHHHH #THEY BOTH LOVED TILINNNNN #(and both felt guilty) #my art #gif #(I think he was just trying to be a good uncle and messed up) #(I really hope you make it B) #(tell slime to feel free to go back to being himself) #(you're a good egg bobby) #<- looking at these line specifically #also the way charlie gets all quiet after he realizes bobby's talking about tilin #charlies conversations with leo and bobby as gegg both really got me #:(((((((

[xlandloud]

arkhamverse tim doodles bc i’ve been playing ssktjl too much

nonsense under the cut bc i thought it was funny

#and bc canon arkhamverse tim scares me #in my eyes bruce could not have just killed him like that. there is no hard evidence #i also hc he found jason at some point bc why not #xlandart #dc #tim drake #suicide squad kill the justice league