i’m always wondering why the hell chan is ALWAYS out, enough to where he can post weekly of him just being on the street looking too good.. he loves spoiling you so he’ll take you out on a date every week (every day if he could), and of course, he’s gotta capture it for the memories. except he posts very specific ones: chan gets off on the thrill of getting caught, so you almost always end up fucking in some obscure ally or in a tight room whenever he takes you out. sometimes it’s playful, lots of giggles shared in between blissed out moans; sometimes his big hands are clamped over your mouth, arm wrapped around your neck while he’s pounding into you, leaving your pussy sore and aching by the time he’s done with you. obviously, though, he doesn’t post the videos that he takes of him fucking into you, or the photos of his cum all over your pretty body.
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People are acting so weird and possessive of Markiplier for the whole OnlyFans situation. He's an adult. He's an adult who's been a celebrity for years. He knows people thirst on him. That's why he had this idea in the first place. He's not some naive kid you must protect. He's not some innocent soul that the evil sluts of Tumblr and Twitter will corrupt. He knows the Internet, he knows his fans and he knows his job.
He's an adult and he can make his own choices.
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Bsd crack episode where someone's ability alters reality into a musical within a 50 mile radius. Do you see my vision? Do you?
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Tagged by:
@faith-orise
@yeahthatswhatimtolkienabout
Thank you <3
rules: spell your url with song titles and tag as many people as there are letters
Tagging:
@jackofacetrades
@knightgoldy
@teaerrors
@lololunacy
@justabackroundcharacter
@johnnycorkscrew
And anyone who wants to do it :]
No pressure!
My taste is all over the place, but I tried to make this somewhat cohesive (in themes, if not sound)?
The playlist:
Daffodil – Florence + The Machine (Dance Fever)
I, Carrion (Icarian) – Hozier (Unreal Unearth)
The Old Witch Sleep and the Good Man Grace – The Amazing Devil (Ruin)
Sacred The Thread – Greta van Fleet (Starcatcher)
Peace Frog – The Doors (Morrison Hotel)
IN NOME DEL PADRE – Måneskin (Teatro d'ira)
Red Right Hand – Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds (Let Love In)
ADORO BOLOS – Conan Osiris
New Perspective – Noah Kahan (Stick Season)
Dead of Night – Orville Peck (Pony)
O Namorico do André – Fado Bicha
This is too much fun not to continue with honorable mentions...
Dreamland – Glass Animals
In The Lap Of The Gods – Queen (Sheer Heart Attack)
Sweet Transvestite – Tim Curry (The Rocky Horror Picture Show)
Sisyphus – Andrew Bird (My Finest Work Yet)
Purple Haze – The Jimi Hendrix Experience (Are You Experienced)
Icarus – Bastille (Bad Blood)
Raboita Sta. Catarina – Dino d'Santiago (Mundu Nôbu)
AmarElo – Emicida, Majur, Pabllo Vittar
NAFÉ – Branko, ÉLLÀH (OBG)
Dionysus – BTS (MAP OF THE SOUL : PERSONA)
Шум – Go_A
I promise I know how to spell; there was a shortage of good Os.
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Cackling at the idea of when Odelia is like 13/14 she becomes extremely unpredictable because she’s a teenager of course. And Mycroft just cannot handle it because “she can’t be unpredictable. She’s our child. Our children are extremely predictable” and he just has no clue how to parent a teenage girl, let alone one with a genius brain
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i like imagining bruce and adrian's reactions to finding out about their unhinged fan clubs on here
bruce "please do not perceive me" wayne would be mortified and die inside while shoving down the part of him that does feel a little flattered
adrian "please perceive and love me" chase would be delighted and would show it off to peacemaker he would feel so cool but wouldnt let it get to his head either
STOP IT BC I THINK ABOUT THIS ALLLL OF THE TIME
like poor brucey would be TERRIFIED. he would be ON EDGE. because where the hell are all these pictures of me coming from and why is user vigilvntes posting them every single fucking day????? but i also feel like bruce and robert have the same vibes. like you know how after the batman released robert anonymously argued with people about the movie in forums? yeah. that's bruce. he would do that. like someone would get something wrong about the suit or the car and he'd be like *cracks knuckles* *writes 2500 word essay comment about why they're incorrect*. and everyone would be like why does this anonymous user on this random reddit forum knows a little TOO MUCH about batman??? someone would question it, he'd panic, deactivate and then never go online ever again!
adrian however would FUCKING LOVE IT. he would literally just make an account and join in. replying to posts and comments like a fucking niche micro internet celebrity. he'd rb photos/gifs of himself because he looks cool as fuck so why would he NOT? also i kinda sorta think he'd definitely read reader insert fics written about himself because holy shit so many people want to fuck him and he'd find it kinda funny but also very very flattering. also i don't think he'd let it get to his head TOO MUCH but i think he'd definitely mention it a lot. like any opportunity he can sneak in something that the little people on his phone said about him he's gonna do it. unfortunately i do think harcourt would have to put him on a strict social media ban because of a potential oversharing™️ problem
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I promised myself that things would be different this time. I can’t stop it! I’ll never be secure!! I want to run away so fucking badly! I’ll deactivate my twt and discord and I can just move on. I’ll never initiate a relationship again! I’m better off alone!
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