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You wouldn't last an hour in the...

Asylum where they raised me✨

#remembers the vf pic used to be my lockscreen circa 2015-18 LMAO #voltron #voltron force #vforce11 #also op the reason vf isnt showing up in the voltron tag is bc its buried under vld bullshit! #we made our own tag for it #try vforce11 #or even just voltron force #obscure 2000s-early 2010s cartoons my BELOVED #gargoyles and mummies alive come to mind

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one of the best tips for Real Life that I’ve ever picked up is to always highball your estimate whenever someone asks you “when can you get this done by” by about 25% (if you can get away with it). that way, if it ends up being harder than you thought, you’ve got extra time to figure things out and if you were right about how much time it takes then you get to look like an absolute genius instead of just a simply competent person.

what you may not have realized is that I learned this crucial piece of life advice from an episode of Star Trek where Scotty is telling Geordi that whenever he told Kirk something on the Enterprise was at full capacity, it was always only ever a notch or so below full capacity so that Scotty looked like the god of all engineers when he was able to magically hack the warp drive to run a little beyond what he’d told everyone else was “full capacity” and honestly that one throwaway gag from Star Trek has changed my life.

#star trek #star trek tos #star trek tng #scotty #geordi #BUFFER TIME

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Bsd crack episode where someone's ability alters reality into a musical within a 50 mile radius. Do you see my vision? Do you?

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #'i need a hero' but its a duet between dazai and chuuya bc dazau needs chuuya to save him and chuuya needs dazai to deactivate corruption #akutagawa spends the whole episode DESPERATLEY trying not to sing #his one song is just 'i really wanna stab u' #as suggested by gob fyodor vs mori rap battle

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Idk what he's hearing but obviously it's JUICY

Kofi comms

#voltron #voltron force #vforce11 #pidge #AMAZING #the tea is PIPING

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#voltron #dotu #80s voltron #golion #beast king golion #pidge #hiroshi suzuishi #keith #akira kogane #lance #isamu kurogane #two single dads who are doing their best to raise their feral gremlin child

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#star trek #STRAW TREK

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A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.

#star trek #vulcans #AMAZING

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Context is important. There is a difference between sitting on a horse that is pre-programmed to follow a set trail as mentioned above vs. actually controlling where you are going and how fast on any horse in any situation.

There's also the matter of riding the horse properly and not just flopping around like a sack of potatoes. Horses move better when the weight on their backs is moving with them vs against them. The girls i used to work with who professionally trained and rode flighty show horses had hella core strength. Ive witnessed them holding planks for twenty minutes straight and not struggle a whole lot. These were the same girls who, at a moments notice, would be down to go from a walk to flat out booking it at a gallop. That shit is hard, and nobody talks about how fucking terrifying it is. Especially when you pair that withh a horse who loves to go fast and hates to listen to you when you try to press the brakes. Ive been scraped off on a branch before, straight out of a slapstick cartoon.

A lot of people dont understand what riding actually looks like bc the only context they have for it is preprogrammed trail horses and/or westerns where horses are just portrayed as acoustic cars. Look up videos of show jumpers and cross country riders. Or if you wanna get yeehaw with it look up barrel racing and cattle sorting, reining, any sort of rodeo event really. If you wanna see just how technical horse riding can get look up dressage riding tips. Dressage infighting is one of my favourite flavors of online drama bc where else am i supposed to find people arguing about heels.

Tldr; horseback riding in all its flavors is a sport, most people just dont have context for what riding actually is.

I always thought it was like an exaggeration when horse people would talk about how silly it was for anyone to think that riding a horse does not require any particular level of skill or balance or anything, or even that they "drive themselves" (???) but just the tags on the reblogs of that "can you ride a bike and/or horse" post from me alone are demonstrating how overconfident some people are in their (often entirely theoretical!) ability to stay on an alive and moving animal with a will of its own.

#horses #a bit of horse salt for u all #a horse crippled fucking superman #u are no different

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Ice cream day

#voltron #dotu #80s voltron #golion #beast king golion #pidge #hiroshi suizushi #allura #fala #princess fala #AMAZING

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#voltron #dotu #80s voltron #golion #beast king golion #pidge #hiroshi suizushi #shorty #fala #allura #princess fala #AWWWWWW #BIG SISTER ALLURA/FALA MY BELOVED

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#voltron #dotu #80s voltron #allura #lotor #SKIBBITY BAP HIS ASS PRINCESS

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So, I started watching GoLion

#golion #beast king golion

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I think the (one of the MANY) fundamental things that the vld writers missed when adapting other voltrons into vld is that lotor is supposed to be a cringefail loser. In every universe. Just an absolute pathetic musty wet rag of a man.

#voltron #lotor

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VLD Allurance could have been one of the best vld ships if it only had at least half of what kurofala has

#voltron #golion #beast king golion #fala #kurogane #moody #vld lance WISHES he had this kinda rizz

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#voltron #dotu #80s voltron #bandor #hey is this that evil boop everyone was losing their minds over?

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Was chatting with friends earlier and i finally managed to condense into one sentence what irks me about netlfix she ra and netflix voltron and why imo they suck booty

A REBOOT SHOULD BE A LOVE NOTE TO THE SOURCE MATERIAL, NOT A MIDDLE FINGER

thank u and goodnight

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VLD was a fucking PLAGUE on our society google show me DotU voltron tattoo designs challenge