#i need a blaseball tag

[waveridden]

hello! have you ever heard of blaseball? have you ever been confused by blaseball? let me introduce you to a brief history of blaseball, a primer powerpoint designed for new fans!

this powerpoint has three main sections. the first is a basic introduction to blaseball itself, what it is, and how it works. the second is a bird's-eye timeline of major events. the third is a glossary of some of the entities/gods in blaseball, with visual reference.

right now, blaseball is slowly coming back, but with major changes. now is a great time for new fans to jump on board! please take a look at this, and feel free to share with friends and reblog. happy blaseballing, everyone!

#blaseball #blaseball for beginners #waveridden.txt #i need a blaseball tag #huge huge thank you again to everyone who test-read this powerpoint and provided feedback!!!!

[library-whale]

Probably should've made this post sooner, but for a little more than a year now I've been working on Blaseball team fandragons! (I was gonna send them to all the sidecords, but the Breath Mints no longer have theirs...)

In order: Charleston Shoe Thieves - Ridgeback, Male Pose | Yellow Pinstripe/Lemon Noxtide/Caribbean Underbelly/Lightning Bright Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams - Aberration, Female Pose | Flaxen Diamond/Yellow Weaver/White Fangs/Light Multi-Gaze Kansas City Breath Mints - Obelisk, Female Pose | Spearmint Pinstripe/Jade Breakup/White Underbelly/Nature Glowing LA Unlimited Tacos - Spiral, Male Pose | Amethyst Boulder/Banana Patchwork/Black Underbelly/Arcane Bright (i wish there were a better gene for the team colors than patchwork lol) Alaskan Immortals - Gaoler, Male Pose | Lapis Shaggy/Ultramarine Flair/Gold Sparkle/Ice Uncommon

(I have one more Pre-History I dragon, but I'm waiting until I get another team to post it.)

#flight rising #blaseball #scopophobia #(for the sunbeams. that's a lotta eyes! #lmk if i need to tag body horror as well) #charleston shoe thieves #hellmouth sunbeams #kansas city breath mints #la unlimited tacos #alaskan immortals

[elifinchsart]

I got a sketch commission request for Chorby Soul! This isn't it though, this is me coloring a pin-up I drew of them for my partner a while back.

#chorby soul #blaseball #i need to eat and then i draw more chorby #idk why this is getting notes all of a sufden sudden but people tagging this w oc its not its fanart jsyk

[lunearobservatory]

YOU 🤝 ME in sports hell

sometimes i get so caught up in hockey i forget baseball is another super huge sport in america and the rivalries that come w it… when baseball szn started (i think? idk but like a month ago or so) i was thinking abt how their schedule would just be full of sports. baseball game in the day hockey game in the night no meetings just sports 🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸 basketball somehwere inbetween!!! i love thinking abt how much they care abt their teams and how they act about it its so fun fuck yeah SPORTS 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

if u hav any specific thoughts about baseball n wttt… i would love to hear ,. ,,..

YEEEEEESSS!!!! YESSS!!!! SPORTS!!! 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲‼️‼️‼️‼️

Im gonna SPORTS POST omfg. Baseball and baseball thoughts yes ok.

Warning for surprisingly violent baseball content under cut!!

Bro baseball rivalries are INSANE. like SCARY AND INSANE me when. And now i have posted abt it Twice now. The ACTUAL MURDERS that have been linked with team rivalries in california!!!!

And on that note FUCK the dodgers bro. LA can suck my huge redwood sized norcal COCK. fuck OFF. 🖕🖕🖕ong if you want a wild trip, read the giants v. dodgers wiki page. Insane shit!!!!

Like. Players hitting each other with bats.

Which leads me into STATE TALK 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲‼️‼️‼️

NY keeps a bat on him at all times we know this. Baseball freak. I did MAKE A DUMB POST ACTUALLY WHEN THE YANKEES GOT THEY ASS BEAT LMAO. Also included in that post California losing to himself (padres v. giants)

ANYWAY that's all just stuff I've talked abt before tho!

Yk who else is a baseball freak? Mass. The Yankees-Red Sox rivalry... it made SPORTS NEWS HEADLINES recently that they traded players. It is NEWS that they even THOUGHT to do this. These two are about to give each other several near death experiences!!!

I like to think. They all have. Cute little occasional. Regional baseball games. Heehoo i like statesmen playing Sport i Enjoy. (Canada can come sometimes (the jays r cute i love them))

Ofc the northeast are all bitchy with each other but they're a scary machine. Illinois also EESHH. Washington gets a little scary into it! Mariners fans <3

#ALSO!!! BLASEBALL. WHICH I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO GET INTO #IF YOU LIKE BASEBALL GO LEARN ABT BLASEBALL. PLEASE ITS SO FUN #IT'S GOING TO BE RE RELEASING AGAIN SOON PLEASE I NEED MORE SPLORTS FREAKS TO TALK TO #AUGHFHFHGH #do i main tag this? hermmm. #yaes i think I will #wttt #wttsh #wttt headcanons #lune talks #when ppl ask me things #SPORTS 🦅🇺🇲

[tallymarkbrothers]

hey uh o.o you guys good over there?

#commish is still short its just easier to pretend hes taller so theres more than just his head in frame when he stands next to prime hghfgh #this mini timeskip goes out to all the people who love primes bun #i always have like 5 bits of commentary i wanna put in the tags i need a production blog or something #blaseball #prime #commish #anon asks #asks #ic

[blazeball]

who are these players that have fallen from the sky? why don't i recognize them? who are the ones that seem to be familiar?

have no fear! i will go, team by team, and explain the (sometimes very short) backstories that these players have. some of them seem very unfamiliar, and thats normal. there were like, hundreds of players in blaseball beta. along with a brief explanation, i'll link to their wiki page, so you can find out more! i won't really be relaying individual noncanon lore, but rather their canon history in the game itself. also, i WILL include what the wiki lists as their current modifications and items, but I don't know whether they will keep those into the next era... we shall see! on with the show!

BALTIMORE CRABS

FALLEN: Charlatan Seabright (wiki / blaseball reference)

HISTORY: Charlatan Seabright was brought into this world after the incineration of the Mills beloved Dominic Marijuana in Season 7. They stayed in the lineup until Season 13, when they were shadowed, and there they stayed up until now. They have the Negative and Spicy modifications, and 8.8 stars in total. Their overall BA is 0.186.

CHARLESTON SHOE THIEVES

FALLEN: Ankle Halifax (wiki / blaseball reference)

HISTORY: Ankle Halifax joined the league in Season 12, after the Descension, originally a Georgia's player. They were an active player until Season 15, when they retreated to the Shadows, and stayed there until Season 20. That same season, they were traded to the Tokyo Lift in exchange for Goobie Ballson. In Season 22, they entered the Shadows once more, but decided against staying there, and entered the lineup less than 20 in-game days later. They have Arm Sunglasses of Fortitude and a Fire Eating Helmet, and 16.6 stars in total. Their overall BA is 0.308, and their overall SO/BB is 0.52.

BRECKENRIDGE JAZZ HANDS

FALLEN: Qais Dogwalker (wiki / blaseball reference)

HISTORY: Qais Dogwalker has been a member of the league since Season 1, in which they joined as a pitcher on the Miami Dale. And there they stayed! They are one of the few players that went through both the Discipline and Expansion eras without much change. And that's commendable! From what I can tell, they were a fan favorite. It took Reverb weather in Season 17 to move them from the rotation to the lineup, but that's about all the change they've seen in 24 seasons. They have the Friend of Crows modification, and 19.7 stars in total. Their overall BA is 0.207 and their overall SO/BB is 15.03.

HELLMOUTH SUNBEAMS

FALLEN: Pangolin Ruiz (wiki / blaseball reference)

HISTORY: Pangolin Ruiz joined the league in Season 15, as a member of the Mexico City Wild Wings' Shadows. They stayed there until Season 23, when they were stolen to the Flowers' shadows. On Day 9 of Season 24, they joined the rotation, and didn't like it very much, so they retreated back to the Shadows a short 10 days later, on Day 19, Season 24. They have 10.8 stars in total, and an SO/BB of 0.16.

NEW YORK MILLENNIALS

FALLEN: Bennett Bluesky (wiki / blaseball reference)

HISTORY: Bennett Bluesky joined the ILB on the Charleston Shoe Thieves after the incineration of Sebastian Woodman during Season 14. In that same season's elections, they were traded to the Houston Spies in exchange for Jordan Hildebert. They entered and exited the shadows like it was their full time job, but in the end, spent more time than not actively pitching. They have the Scattered modification, a Slimy Hot Skate Helmet, and 16.3 stars in total. Their overall BA is 0.124, and their overall SO/BB is 7.15.

CANADA MOIST TALKERS

FALLEN: Eris Street (wiki / blaseball reference)

HISTORY: Eris Street joined the Hades Tigers' Shadows in Season 9, and they have never seen active play. That just means they have endless potential! They have the Unstable modification, a Smooth Broom, and 10.9 stars in total.

MIAMI DALE

FALLEN: Edric Tosser (wiki / blaseball reference)

HISTORY: A player since Season 1, Edric Tosser is a player with a long history, and is known league-wide for the famous, "Thomas Dracaena hit a ground out to Edric Tosser". At least, I hope so. God, that was Season 4 wasn't it? You guys still remember that, right? Anyway. They are a player with a lot of history, but they were on the Firefighters until Season 12, when they were Feedbacked to the Jazz hands. They have the Alternate modification, a Bat, and 13.4 stars in total. Their overall BA is 0.238, and their overall SO/BB is 1.18.

MEXICO CITY WILD WINGS

FALLEN: Engine Eberhardt (wiki / blaseball reference)

HISTORY: Engine Eberhardt joined the league as a lineup player when the Tokyo Lift replaced the Baltimore Crabs after their ascension. Much of their history is taken up by the Tokyo Lift and Dallas Steaks trading them back and forth four times in so many seasons. Pretty funny! Bet they got some lore out of that, haha. They have a Plant-Based Skate Helmet and 23.3 stars in total. Their overall BA is 0.281.

SEATTLE GARAGES

FALLEN: Henry Marshallow (wiki / blaseball reference)

HISTORY: Henry Marshallow joined the league as a pitcher on The Garages in Season 3, after the incineration of Derrik Krueger. After that, in Season 9 they were feedbacked to the Philly Pies in exchange for Jaylen Hotdogfingers, and they stayed there for the rest of both eras. They were shadowed briefly in Season 19, and shadowed again in Season 22, where they stayed until now. As they were once a Garages player, they actually have a song written about them! Neat. It's a really funny song actually. They have the Unstable and Maximalist modifications, a Holey Skate Necklace of Fourtitude, and 13.6 stars in total. Their overall SO/BB is 14.

ATLANTIS GEORGIAS

FALLEN: Juan Murphy (wiki / blaseball reference)

HISTORY: Juan Murphy is a player who has never seen active play; their wiki page does not even have the Season they were born in? All it has is that they were on the Yellowstone Magic's Shadows rotation. But their pre-game ritual is fist-fighting the sea, so I'm sure any Georgia's fans out there will get some fun out of that! They have the Alternate and Scattered modifications, a Trader Shoes of Charisma, and 8.9 stars in total.

HADES TIGERS

FALLEN: Elip Dean (wiki / blaseball reference)

HISTORY: Elip Dean is another player who has never seen active play! They were a Tigers member even before the Fall. What loyalty! They have the Unstable modification, a Broom, and 9.4 stars in total.

YELLOWSTONE MAGIC

FALLEN: Inky Rutledge (wiki / blaseball reference)

HISTORY: Another player that has been in the game since Season 1, Inky Rutledge is a very storied pitcher. They pitched both the first and second no-hitter in Blaseball history, earning the 2-blood blagonball. Do we have any idea what Blagonballs are? No? Okay. They were a Magic player for most of the career, only leaving the team when they were Feedbacked to the Shoe Thieves in exchange for Jaylen Hotdogfingers. Shortly after, they were traded to the Lift, until they went back to the Shoe Thieves for the rest of the era. They have the Scattered modification, a Careful Bat of Strength, and 16.9 stars in total. Their overall SO/BB is 1.93.

BOSTON FLOWERS

FALLEN: Randy Dennis (wiki / blaseball reference)

HISTORY: Randy Dennis joined the Miami Dale during Season 2, after the incineration of Jenna Maldonado. They stayed on the Dale until Season 18 elections, when they were traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for Richmond Harrison. Four seasons later, they were traded again to the Georgias in exchange for Slosh Truk. They had the Siphon, Slow Build, and Flippers modifications, a Holey Ambitious Socks +1, and 13.3 stars in total. Their overall BA is 0.255.

CORE MECHANICS

FALLEN: Djuna Scoresburg (wiki / blaseball reference)

HISTORY: Djuna Scoresburg is another player that hasn't seen any active play, but they still have a bit of history on account of being traded from the Lovers to the Garages in the Season 22 elections. Other than that, another player full of potential! They have the Unstable modification and 12.2 stars in total.

SAN FRANCISCO LOVERS

FALLEN: Alvie Kesh (wiki / blaseball reference)

HISTORY: Another player that hasn't seen active play! Alvie Kesh was brought into being late in Season 23 in the Sunbeams' Shadows. What a stressful existence, only knowing the chaos of Season 24... They have the Scattered modification and 6.9 stars in total.

CHICAGO FIREFIGHTERS

FALLEN: Frankie Incarnate (wiki / blaseball reference)

HISTORY: Frankie Incarnate joined the league as a batter for the Steaks in Season 17, after the incineration of Allison Abbott. In Season 24, while all the Season 24 Stuff was Going On, they were one of the players that were redacted by Niq Nyong'o. They emerged from the Georgias Secret Base shortly after and managed to score a run, joining their shadows. They have the Attractor and Seeker modifications, a Passionate Head Helmet, and 16.6 stars in total. Their overall BA is 0.241.

HAWAI'I FRIDAYS

FALLEN: Mags Highlife (wiki / blaseball reference)

HISTORY: Ah, another player that hasn't seen active play. This is actually exciting, honestly. It's gonna be fun to watch all these new players! Mags Highlife was made conscious in the Jazz Hands' shadows in Season 23, and the following Season, the Tacos decided to steal them for their own Shadows. They have the Scattered modification and 9.3 stars in total.

KANSAS CITY BREATH MINTS

FALLEN: Hops Chen (wiki / blaseball reference)

HISTORY: Ah, Hops. They also have not seen active play. But they are an original Breath Mint! They were born in the Shadows in Season 16, and the Tacos stole them during the Season 23 elections. Unfortunately, I do not think Hops will Fix The Mints' Offence. </3. They have the Scattered modification and 7.3 stars in total.

TOKYO LIFT

FALLEN: Silvia Rugrat (wiki / blaseball reference)

HISTORY: Silvia Rugrat is a true OG Wild Wings player, having been in their pitching rotation since Season 1. Nothing has really happened to them since. It really is commendable! The most that happened was when they entered and exited the Shadows twice in Season 23. They have the Siphon modification, a Parasitic Socks of the Feast, and 17.1 stars in total. Their SO/BB is 14.92.

HOUSTON SPIES

FALLEN: Wyatt Mason IV (wiki / blaseball reference)

HISTORY: Wyatt Mason IV, also known widely as simply "Ivy", is a VERY storied player with a lot of backstory within the canon of the game. I really recommend diving into their wiki page and reading about them there; I can't really sum them up here! They have the Alternate, Echo, Honey Roasted, Negative, Skipping, and Triple Threat modifications, a Bat and a Squiddish Ring, and 13 stars in total. Their overall BA is 0.138 and their overall SO/BB is 6.42.

UNLIMITED TACOS

FALLEN: Allan Kranch (wiki / blaseball reference)

HISTORY: Allan Kranch joined the Flowers' lineup in Season 17 after the incineration of Hiroto Cerna. Shortly after, in the Season 18 elections, they were traded to the Mechanics in exchange for Jaylen Hotdogfingers. They entered and exited the shadows a couple times after that, seeing more time out of active play than not. They have the Negative and Scattered modifications, a Metaphorical Ring of Charisma, and 13.1 stars in total. Their overall BA is 0.187 and their overall SO/BB is 1.15.

OHIO WORMS

FALLEN: NaN (wiki / blaseball reference)

HISTORY: Like Wyatt Mason IV, NaN is a very important figure in Blaseball lore and has a very storied history. This is another instance where I cannot properly sum them up in a paragraph, and heartily recommend giving their wiki page a readthrough! They have the Cluttered, Echo, Flickering, Unstable, On an Oddessey, and Roamin' modifications, a Smokey Concrete Phone, and 8.3 stars in total. Their overal BA is 0.170 and their overall SO/BB is 0.95.

PHILADELPHIA PIES

FALLEN: Steals Chark (wiki / blaseball reference)

HISTORY: Steals Chark joined the league in the Georgias Shadows when they Descended, and they stayed there for a while! It took them until Season 23 to exit the Shadows, and they decided to spend the whole season going back and forth. But they ended the season on the rotation, and stayed there until the end of Season 24. They have the Alternate and Negative modifications, a Jersey, and 9.1 stars in total. Their overall SO/BB is 0.67.

DALLAS STEAKS

FALLEN: Archie Lampman (wiki / blaseball reference)

HISTORY: Yes, Archie Lampman is another player that hasn't seen any active play, BUT! They are very interesting, because they are actually a player that debuted in Blaseball Pre-History! They were a member of the Mallorca Whales before the whole team got incinerated. In Season 21, they briefly haunted Kennedy Loser, and therefore has seen a single inning of active play. In Season 22, they joined the Tigers' shadows after the incineration of Yong Wright. They have the Unstable modification and 11.3 stars in total. On account of the fact that they struck out in the single inning they played, they have a tragic BA of 0.00.

And that is everyone! If I messed anything up please feel free to correct me! Writing about 24 players that I am not an expert on, most of it in the middle of the night, certainly leaves much room for error. I hope to do this next week, with the next Fall, so stay tuned for that! And I hope this was helpful!

#blaseball #fall ball #quincy.txt #i am not gonna tag every team and player unfortunately. that would exceed the tag limit #this was fun though i loved doing this. stimulated my need for new blaseball stuff without blaseball having to happen #but now i have to wait til friday for more... SOBS #it cant come quick enough

[captainbuzzard]

posting some drawings that have been sitting in my files for a while, starting with aly leaf and fran sasquatch!

ID: The first image depicts alejandro leaf, a mexican american trans woman made of vines, in a variety of poses and outfits. in two drawings, she is less humanoid, made of vines loosely formed into a human shape, with a pitcher plant for a head. in the others, she is shown as a more humanoid woman with six eyes, large round glasses, and a pony tail of spiny vines. her limbs have lines on them, and sometimes unfurl into the loose vines of the less humanoid design. the lineart is colored in with a flat minty green to contrast from the light purple background.

The second image depicts francisca sasquatch, a middle-aged sasquatch with furry arms and legs, pointed ears, and a long furry tail. she sits on the ground in a relaxed position with her profile to the viewer, leaning back on her arms as she smiles and glances at the viewer from the corner of her eye. this drawing is on the same mottled purple background as the first, but is in full color. End ID.

#blaseball #alejandro leaf #francisca sasquatch #aly leaf #la unlimited tacos #miami dale #not tagging all the teams aly has been on lol #not v happy with fran bc i'm not convinced with the way i experimented with coloring her lineart and nowadays i'd 100% draw her less thin #but the world needs more art of her so i posted it anyways #the human alejandros are specifically from s23-s24 after she came back from the dead #in drawings since this i've kinda dropped the eyes thing and i've experimented with vines that are a bit more true to pitcher plants. #tagging the eyes as #trypophobia tw #? #buzzardart #my blaseball art

[pysics]

nagomi nava 32

i drew her so baby in this one. little like s2 nagomi

#blaseball #nagomi nava #maybe i do need a new art tag

[sol-shines]

[id: a close-up of a digital drawing of bo ruiz from blaseball. bo is colored with varying shades of purple. bo is grinning widely, and bo's hand is poised behind bo's head, palm open. there is a an iridescent effect coming off bo's palm, and the same effect is visible on bo's glasses. /end id]

yet another piece for @blaseballzinejam!! although blaseball may not quite be what these guys are playing anymore...

#WEEEEE im pretty happy w this one :] #combining two interests i love a lot let me relax and experiment and have a lot of fun w it!!!! #(apologies if that image id is clunky btw. i need to get better at writing for folks who use no pronouns. lmk if i should fix anything!!) #blaseball zine jam #blaseball #bo ruiz #sol sketches #sol speaks #why do i have so many tags. orz

[cpunkbubby]

WE ARE LOSING

#I NEED A BLASEBALL LIVEBLOG TAG #blb live

[thehallstara]

okay the sim keeps doing things just for me emotionally anyways i genuinely shed tears of haruta falling to the fridays xe gets to go home 😭 and zack to the flowers!!! it’s so much!!!

#s.txt #blaseball #i feel like i need a fall ball tag #fall ball calls #there we go #still don't know how i feel about the whole thing but!!! #the sim sure seems eager to shoot me right in the heart so

[waveridden]

Okay, deep breath. Here we go.

This is my biggest zine: 20k words (and 60-some pages) of headcanons, IRMs, characters, and ideas that didn't get published. These are all ideas that I love dearly that I think deserve some attention.

If you like what I've written for Blaseball, I would really appreciate you taking a look at this. <3

#waveridden.zine #blaseball #blaseball fic #i need a blaseball tag #blaseball zine jam

[library-whale]

My breeding pair for a Kansas City Breath Mints fandragon happened to give me the color combo I needed twice in the same nest, and uh...

...thanks to someone on maincord convincing me to keep the “extra” I wound up with two Blaseball fandragons for the price of one.

(Leach didn't even HAVE Ghost prior to this... but I was gonna wind up Silhouette Scroll-ing someone anyways and I already named The Breath Mints.)

#flight rising #blaseball #(yeah i'll main tag that) #leach ingram #(i mean why not she's there) #i need the female obby pose for The Breath Mints hence why it didn't matter who was who #funny how my first actual player fandragon is a mints player and not a shoe thief lol

[orbleglorb]

how long do the baltimore crabs generally wait before loring players? i want to see more juke gnocchi. mafia guy

#blaseball #baltimore crabs #typically i wouldnt tag dumb blaseballposting but like I NEED TO KNOW.

[doctorwhoisadhd]

theres no way we dont open the book lmao. theres no way

#cant wait :) #ari opinion hour #blaseball #blreaking news #blaseball updates #i need to come up with a better tag #maybe like. blreaking news or something? #yeah that works

[tallymarkbrothers]

guess i'll go ahead and address the elephant in the room. do any of you know where 2 is?

Three: i slammed the door and ran, i told management but they said not to worry about it. the next time i was there he was gone

Prime: Trust me, after I met these three I scoured the vault, supposed container of all blaseball knowledge, as close to top to bottom as you can in an infinite building and there was no trace of him. If he's still alive, someone sure as hell doesn't want the world knowing.

#body horror #scopophobia #if i need to tag anything else just ask #blaseball #parker macmillan #prime #three #asks #anon asks #orbleglorb #just to clarify this has nothing to do with what i think happened to 2 in canon #which is 'i have no idea' #its an au babyyyy #ic