i love you, breath mints. i miss you blaseball.
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wow i sure do love the hit album Take This To The Hall by pop punk band and Kansas City blaseball team The Death Mints. its such a classic wow
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Word on the street is a dirtbag from another decade is wheeling around New Amsterdam—a cold-calling legendary writer with a mean streak and a chip on her shoulder.
You’d better not cross her path. I hear she’s a heavy hitter.
A design of Jessica Telephone of Blaseball as a Bomb Rush Cyberfunk playable character! Alias “Dial,” since it seems like most of the writers in BRC have assumed one-word names. Stay tuned for her cyberhead alternate 👀☎️
(ID in alt text.)
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Probably should've made this post sooner, but for a little more than a year now I've been working on Blaseball team fandragons! (I was gonna send them to all the sidecords, but the Breath Mints no longer have theirs...)
In order:
Charleston Shoe Thieves - Ridgeback, Male Pose | Yellow Pinstripe/Lemon Noxtide/Caribbean Underbelly/Lightning Bright
Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams - Aberration, Female Pose | Flaxen Diamond/Yellow Weaver/White Fangs/Light Multi-Gaze
Kansas City Breath Mints - Obelisk, Female Pose | Spearmint Pinstripe/Jade Breakup/White Underbelly/Nature Glowing
LA Unlimited Tacos - Spiral, Male Pose | Amethyst Boulder/Banana Patchwork/Black Underbelly/Arcane Bright (i wish there were a better gene for the team colors than patchwork lol)
Alaskan Immortals - Gaoler, Male Pose | Lapis Shaggy/Ultramarine Flair/Gold Sparkle/Ice Uncommon
(I have one more Pre-History I dragon, but I'm waiting until I get another team to post it.)
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Not sure if I ever posted this. The spearmint’s natural hunting grounds, the parking lot.
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we're SO back @blaseball
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[Image ID: A lineless, digital drawing of Wyatt Mason XIII from the thighs up. He's looking off to the side with his hands in his pockets. He is drawn with short black and pink hair, hot pink eyes, freckled pale skin, and glasses. They're wearing a black hoodie, a green shirt reading: "my gender is [LOUD CENSOR BEEP]", and black jeans. They're also wearing cat ear headphones, green barrettes spelling out "XIII", an aromantic flag pin, a pink and green necklace, and matching pocket chains. The background is dark green with black stars doodled on it. The edges of the drawing as well as Wyatt himself are bordered by messy pink lines. End ID]
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zine jam time!! here are my pieces for the activity book zine and the orphan zine
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To all Baseball fans, it has been an honor and a privalage to play with you. This has made memories and friends for so many of us. It is sad to see it go, but, hopefully, we will see each other out there.
Remember: Many teams, one league
Many fans, one community
And for my fellow Mills: LGMBLDM
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YOU WILL NOT GO TO HEAVEN, YOU’LL GO TO KANSAS CITY.
T // 7.6k // blaseball - kansas city breath mints
Hops Chen falls to his hometown, but that’s not the full story.
read now on ao3!
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as the sun splits into two parts above you, you are seized with the increasing, undeniable feeling:
you, jon halifax, have a disguise that fucking sucks. and you are going to get killed.
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[ID: A collage of Jon Halifax hitting the 20.3 run home run. The background is of a ripped up paper sky with a sun that is in the shape of an up and down equals sign—two vertical lines. Jon Halifax, a middle aged white man in a suit wearing weird orange arm warmers and sunglasses, is frozen in the follow through of his swing. Around him are ripped up pieces of paper with line drawings of cities on them from a city calendar. The slice of sky in between the two pieces of sun resembles an arrow.]
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first tarot commission! hewitt best once of the kansas city breath mints for @waveridden. this was so so much fun
[Image Description: The tarot card the knight of wands with Hewitt best (he/they) as he central figure. The card is styled like a baseball card with knight of wands written at the bottom and the breath mints logo. Hewitt is a solemn looking Filipino man on a large gold horse holding up a baseball bat with one arm. He has black hair with green streaks at the front and wears a striped shirt, green trousers and white hi tops. Parts of him are turning to gold, including the entire hand that holds the baseball bat, larger patches around his eyes and two gold tears running down his face. There’s a street in the background with spaced out townhouses. There’s a bench in front of one of them with two golden figures sitting on it. End ID.]
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