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in the tags

say what you think prev's url means

#it's rather self explanatory

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every day there is some future fucking lib congressional staffer in my notes saying "sure what biden is doing now is bad but if Trump were in office he'd be doing X" and then biden does X the next day

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made some affirmations for my fellow grocery shoppers out there

#i was like “i didn't think they've been high recently” #and then saw “4.99 for three bell peppers” and went “that's normal?” #and then realized the problem #undescribed

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Commissions Open!

Hello little gay people in my phone! Check engine light came on in my car tonight, so it’s time for an ~updated comms sheet~ now that I have somewhat more of an idea what I’m doing!

My Ko-Fi is linked above and there’s a promo code NUREYEV for 15% off running until Easter :)

PENCIL SKETCH/LINEART: starts at $7 for a half to full body on a blank background, with options to add on extra characters, simple colors, or a physical copy (pencil sketch only)

BLORBO DOODLE/MEME REDRAW: starting at $13 for a simple drawing with full color and light shading. Doodle poses are half to full body at my discretion, and meme redraws include up to two characters in the base pricing.

REGULAR COMMISSION: starts at $25 for exactly what it says on the tin, with add-ons available for extra characters and detailed background

FULL SHEET: starts at $65 for up to six drawings (ie. outfit refs, story progression, character interactions, au moodboard, etc). Mostly full body, fully colored and shaded, with minimal background.

Also all pricing is negotiable, especially if you’re looking for something that’s not necessarily within any of these categories! Get in touch and we can work something out. :)

My Ko-Fi (as linked above and again here) is the best way to purchase a commission, but I’m also willing to take payment through Venmo or PayPal (just dm me for those bc deadname lmao)

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Heyyy so I got rejected from a job I was really hoping for so three more $45 commission slots are open! $45 for a piece like the above examples. OC and fandom friendly, I can do NSFW if you like as well but I reserve the right to refuse commissions for any requests that make me uncomfortable. DM me on here or on Discord @ tillmanhenderson to claim one. I take payment through P/aypal or V/enmo and aiming for a turnaround time of under two weeks. If you like my work and want to toss a few dollars in my direction my kofi is always open also (poses cutely) (explodes) https://ko-fi.com/electronicbeth

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A shot through the heart

hiadammarshall.com / instagram

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archivist be upon ye

#yesterday was apparently archivist with a cat day #tma #undescribed

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ID: Call to action: Defend Tulane Encampment. TUPD has moved to arrest student protesters in the liberated zone. Come to Gibson Lawn on St. Charles to record and support. We protect us. Send us your videos and pictures! DM to SDS insta. /end ID

Plain text: Anyone in the New Orleans area: Please come support and reinforce the liberated encampment zone of Tulane University. We need you!! Please reblog. /end plain text.

ANYONE IN THE NEW ORLEANS AREA:

PLEASE COME SUPPORT AND REINFORCE THE LIBERATED ENCAMPMENT ZONE OF TULANE UNIVERSITY. WE NEED YOU!

PLS REBLOG

#tulane university #new orleans #palestine

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This is a cleaned up post for the same things. We do still need just 50 to finish up the internet. They took our cable and our wifi, but left other stuff? Spectrum, man. We also ask for maybe 20 for gas in the car if possible. Otherwise we should be okay, and I'm grateful to you all.

Paypal - Kofi - Venmo - Cashapp

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person looking at any global or historical phenomanon: surely i can analyze this strictly through the united states' racial structures, right? right?

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a video call for help from @haya-orouq19 who is in gaza

[Transcript: Please don't scroll if you want to help a family in Gaza. Hey everyone, this is Haya Orouq, I am 18 years old from Gaza City. Today is the 167th day of the war in Gaza City. And through this war we lost our house, my university was bombed. My whole childhood neighborhood area was completely damaged. We have been displaced to three different places in search of a safer place but unfortunately there's no safer place in Gaza. Everywhere there's bombing, everywhere is dangerous, so we are now displaced in Deir al-Balah. And me and my family lost everything, we have nothing left here in Gaza.

And my mom is very sick also, she is suffering from Lupus and because she has Lupus, she is a kidney failure patient in need of an urgent treatment and care outside of Gaza. The hospitals here is so poor and bad and the quality of her treatment is getting worse and worse because the quality of the hospitals is bad, because of the conditions of the war. So please guys, help my family, we deserve to- we deserve a decent life, we deserve to start a new beginning and deserve a new life.

So, here's the link in the bio and you can help me by sharing the video, repost, comment, like, whatever you can do can help. Every one dollar can make a difference. You can make life-changing difference to my family, you can save my family, you can save my mom. I am also trying to reach out to as many celebrities who are interested in helping people like me by making videos about the family that needs help in Gaza, like me. So I will mention them in the comment and please go to them, ask them to share my videos, and to make a video about my campaign and ask them to share my link. This is so urgent, I need your help guys because my account is prevented from receiving and sending messages so I can't reach out with them. I will mention them so please help me, and help my family.

I can't bear seeing my mom struggling with death because she has a dangerous disease which is Lupus and she is a kidney failure patient and I can't bear seeing my older sister suffering from hunger. So please guys, you can do it and please make #HelpHayasFamily. Share this video, whatever you can do can help. You can share the link as widely as possible, you can share the video. End of transcript.]

you can donate to her campaign here!

#palestine

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You know how the word "feline" refers to cats, and "canine" refers to dogs? There are a whole bunch more animal adjectives, and here are some of them:

equine -> horses

bovine -> cows

murine -> mice/rats

porcupine -> porcupines

wolverine -> wolves

marine -> marmosets

saline -> salmonella

cosine -> cosmonauts

citrine -> citrus

combine -> combs

famine -> your fam

bromine -> your bros

palpatine -> your pals

alpine -> alps

christine -> christ

asinine -> asses

machine -> the speed of sound

landmine -> explosions

migraine -> migrants

trampoline -> tramps

dopamine -> dopes

medicine -> the Medici family

praline -> prey

masculine -> mascara

feminine -> femurs

latrine -> latissimus dorsi

fettuccine -> fetuses

poutine -> sadness

turbine -> turbans

engine -> england

supine -> soup

valentine -> valence electrons

Follow for more nature facts!

#okay but im like 90% sure that's where the name christine comes from

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i feel like this one clip fully sums up this specific group of people

#undescribed #laugh rule #dropout.tv

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https://gofund.me/cc5302e6

Just gonna pin this for a bit, please reblog my deadline is May 5th

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symbolic fanart of me tangled in spiderwebs representing my lack of autonomy as a character trapped inside a narrative and being unwillingly manipulated by various external forces but i seem a little too happy about it

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#undescribed #laugh rule