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#i mean they are nailing the aesthetics
candescentkpop · 2 years
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Behind the angelic whispers are the burns
Pink Fantasy: Poison
Pink Fantasy Part 10 / ?
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tommyboweinbowtie2 · 1 month
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Chanse McCrary new photos by Brennan Iketani (from Chanse instagram account)
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daz4i · 8 months
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akutagawa voice this is the skin of a killer jinko
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grunge-mermaid · 5 months
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I really need pinterest to learn the difference between natural nails and nude acrylic/gel enhancements
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redbirdbella · 1 year
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Ted Lasso literally ripping Jamie's style and look from Jack Grealish cause they know that golden retriever turned real boy won't ever notice will never not be funny to me.
Jamie goes through his looks like a Pokémon evolution 😂
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brine-in-my-eyes · 1 year
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guys i think my art blog is going through a phase
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arundolyn · 2 years
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i just had like A Thought, as im making lambda gifs?
its weird to articulate and might not make complete sense, so bear with me
but like... comparing lambda and nu’s sword effects. there’s a cool distinction going on there, which is:
lambda, who is a predecessor but not necessarily a prototype, per se. her swords are more....... bulky and needlessly. clunky. jagged. comparatively. (despite it being called sword summoner EX in fight, ignoring that for the sake of simplicity, it to me just indicates nu existed first playably). i mostly noticed this from crescent saber ngl. 
but nu, on the other hand, the actual Proper murakumo unit wielder. everything is more streamlined and (they’re physically the same size but.. SEEMINGLY) compact and efficient. 
it just struck me as an interesting detail
#crow.txt#blazblue#blazblueposting#by no means is this a nu appreciation zone fuck nu lives However i just thought it was cool?#there are only a handful that are still Identical and just have a different palette#but i thought it was interesting#iirc this was enacted in like... hm. i'd assume CP? i dont remember if lambda had her own effects in CSEX cause there was no. need?#nu WAS playable but it was literally just unlimited lambda so? hm.#actually i should crack open csex AND cpex because i kinda wanna see if nu in her other mode thing. the one from vanilla cp. facelift thing#if her swords ALSO change aside from just the properties. that's also intresting.#but yeah lambda's to me seem..... more. unrefined? than nu's. which seem more... sleek and rounded#its a nice touch honestly. makes narrative sense yknow?#and also i dont know if its just cause theyre bright ass green and i know a little gremlin catgirl is controlling her#but lambda's are also kinda Gamer Aesthetic which is funny to me. like the angular bits and sharp curves and stuff. you get what i mean.#literally just Look at the sword for exiga nail and tell me that aint some Gamer Shit#also i get why its there i guess but the stupid little... black hole or whatever effect on lambda in fight. is fucking annoying#like yeah yeah to tell the difference at a quick glance but... if you know shit about shit you will know the difference instantly#just from strategy and behavior. but thats just me i guess. like sure their normals are nigh identical but STILL.#the moment specials come into play its literally night and day#and honestly i love lambdas weird shit. shes a zoner But has some pretty decent close options#shes insane. what are you doing. i love you.#and yes lambda gifs incoming probably next weekend
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popeye1357 · 2 years
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Punk Mabel Podcast
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angstyaches · 2 years
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I want Shayne to start wearing eyeliner, purely so that it runs down his face when he cries.
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bam-monsterhospital · 3 months
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okay so far on my nail polish hunting adventure, going through shoppers' product list (because i can't remember any brandnames ever), we have ruled out:
sally hansen essie londontown cnd quo beauty sensationail
what the fuck left is there? fjkdsalf;dsafdsa
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flash-from-the-past · 4 months
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Sami's Nail Studio
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prometheankat · 7 months
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didion in the park
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soldwrecked · 8 months
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GLENN LAWRENCE
was glenn ever considered as a suspect?
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NAME: glenn lawrence
AGE: 22
SEX: male
D.O.B: october 25, 1995
ORIENTATION: unlabeled
OCCUPATION: convict
FAMILY: born to bill and karen lawrence, both alive. only sibling is a younger sister, emma (deceased). partners and children are verse dependent.
PHYSICAL APPEARANCE: long brown hair that’s normally pulled into a messy bun. blue eyes. either wearing a prison jumpsuit or a nice button down and khakis.
EDUCATION: graduated from high school, went to college for business before dropping out after two semesters.
RELIGION: atheist
ALIGNMENT: neutral evil
ZODIAC: scorpio
PERSONALITY:
he’s tailoring his version of events to match hers.
quiet. withdrawn. cunning. guilt-ridden. guarded. manipulative.
HISTORY:
Glenn Lawrence was born to Bill and Karen on October 25, 1995. The Lawrences weren’t exactly expecting a child, but they knew they weren’t going to give him up once he was born. They raised him and loved him and made sure that he always had everything he needed to be happy. When Glenn was two, his sister Emma was born. The pair quickly became inseparable and everyone liked to joke that they were partners in crime.
When Glenn was ten and Emma eight, tragedy struck. Emma went missing at a park and was—after much searching by the local authorities—presumed dead. The news was a shock to everyone, but especially Glenn. He’d loved his sister and now to be told she was never coming back was awful. He would often go down into the living room at night and stare at the television set. His mother could never figure out why.
Twelve years passed before the Lawrences made headlines again. A girl who looked to be Emma was found just outside a subway station. She was diagnosed with amnesia and the Lawrences were brought in to confirm that she was truly Emma. Upon confirmation, the local authorities assumed that the case was closed. But an interview with Glenn and the presumed Emma proved false. Emma was not Emma, she was a runaway named Britney Taylor and Glenn wasn’t so innocent, either. He’d killed his sister by accident when he was young and he was arrested and sent to jail for the murder.
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she just kept twirling ; verse - pre canon. glenn and emma are happy and everyone always says they’re going to be best friends even as they grow older. they barely do anything alone and their parents take care to make sure they don’t become hostile towards one another.
he was interviewed half a dozen times ; verse - canon. emma is found and then proven to not be emma. glenn is taken in for questioning and it’s discovered that he suffocated emma to death with a couch cushion when he was younger. his father helped him to bury the body and glenn goes to jail for the crime.
who helped you bury the body ; verse - post canon. glenn is in jail. his father visits occasionally but his mother never does. he doesn’t do much. he keeps to himself and tries to be a good inmate, hoping that he’ll get out early if he doesn’t cause a ruckus.
deep deep down deep deep enough ; verse - serial killer verse. glenn breaks out of jail and goes on the run. killing emma wasn’t quite enough. he needs to kill britney taylor for getting him arrested. and he needs to take care of the agents that put him in jail. he doesn’t really have a plan, but he’ll make one. he went twelve years without getting caught the first time, after all. he can do it again.
i’ll switch to the bourbon ; verse - any and all interactions with muses that do not exist in the law and order universe. this includes fandomless ocs. it does not include law and order ocs.
ships
tasting your blood means i love you ; otp: glenn/jd
don’t blame me; love made me crazy ; otp: glenn/sara
dynamics
me and emma know what’s up ; dyn: glenn/emma
you can trust me ; dyn: glenn/britney
he was just a child ; dyn: glenn/the lawrences
miscellaneous
there’s always blood under my nails ; aesthetic
i can’t trust anyone ; headcanon
tired eyes and a wretched soul ; faceclaim
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scoobhead · 11 months
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rating ways to advertise the locked tomb
"lesbian necromancers in space": 5/10. technically true, except that gideon isn't a necromancer and for the most part they aren't in space. can also be tonally misleading; implies a fun space opera adventure and fails to mention the impending emotional devastation. that being said it is iconic and (mostly) effective
"murder mystery in a haunted gothic castle": 8/10. MUCH better at capturing the tone and plot of the first book, but still a little off. imagine picking up the book because of this blurb and then watching gideon nav make a mean girls reference in the first 20 pages. the whiplash could kill you
"a locked tomb mystery": 5/10. nondescriptive and a little misleading, but i can't give this any lower than a 5 because the pun is very good. gideon would love this one and that should count for something
"gay goth among us": 10/10. i'm not even going to pretend like this one doesn't nail it. try and argue against this. you can't. captures the murders, the space-y setting, the queer characters, the tone and aesthetic, AND the contemporary humor. chef's kiss
"enemies to lovers 'i hate everyone but you' slow burn": 1/10. true if you squint. the relationship between gideon and harrow would make booktok weep
"catholic homestuck": 9/10. this means nothing and explains everything
this tweet by tamsyn muir:
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[Image ID: A tweet by "tamsyn should be writing" @tazmuir: "sure, I edited from 12 o'clock to 4.30, but how much of that time did I spend on the discovery that the basis of my novel is 'what if these two were... teenage girls'", followed by an image of Skeletor and He-Man. /end ID]
10/10. conveys the pop culture savvy of the series, the complex dynamic between the main characters, and the humor of the writing style all at once. also makes me laugh every time i think about it
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soldwreckedmoved · 10 months
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GLENN LAWRENCE
was glenn ever considered as a suspect?
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NAME: glenn lawrence
AGE: 22
SEX: male
D.O.B: october 25, 1995
ORIENTATION: unlabeled
OCCUPATION: convict
FAMILY: born to bill and karen lawrence, both alive. only sibling is a younger sister, emma (deceased). partners and children are verse dependent.
PHYSICAL APPEARANCE: long brown hair that’s normally pulled into a messy bun. blue eyes. either wearing a prison jumpsuit or a nice button down and khakis.
EDUCATION: graduated from high school, went to college for business before dropping out after two semesters.
RELIGION: atheist
ALIGNMENT: neutral evil
ZODIAC: scorpio
PERSONALITY:
he’s tailoring his version of events to match hers.
quiet. withdrawn. cunning. guilt-ridden. guarded. manipulative.
HISTORY:
Glenn Lawrence was born to Bill and Karen on October 25, 1995. The Lawrences weren’t exactly expecting a child, but they knew they weren’t going to give him up once he was born. They raised him and loved him and made sure that he always had everything he needed to be happy. When Glenn was two, his sister Emma was born. The pair quickly became inseparable and everyone liked to joke that they were partners in crime.
When Glenn was ten and Emma eight, tragedy struck. Emma went missing at a park and was—after much searching by the local authorities—presumed dead. The news was a shock to everyone, but especially Glenn. He’d loved his sister and now to be told she was never coming back was awful. He would often go down into the living room at night and stare at the television set. His mother could never figure out why.
Twelve years passed before the Lawrences made headlines again. A girl who looked to be Emma was found just outside a subway station. She was diagnosed with amnesia and the Lawrences were brought in to confirm that she was truly Emma. Upon confirmation, the local authorities assumed that the case was closed. But an interview with Glenn and the presumed Emma proved false. Emma was not Emma, she was a runaway named Britney Taylor and Glenn wasn’t so innocent, either. He’d killed his sister by accident when he was young and he was arrested and sent to jail for the murder.
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she just kept twirling//verse - pre canon. glenn and emma are happy and everyone always says they’re going to be best friends even as they grow older. they barely do anything alone and their parents take care to make sure they don’t become hostile towards one another.
he was interviewed half a dozen times//verse - canon. emma is found and then proven to not be emma. glenn is taken in for questioning and it’s discovered that he suffocated emma to death with a couch cushion when he was younger. his father helped him to bury the body and glenn goes to jail for the crime.
who helped you bury the body//verse - post canon. glenn is in jail. his father visits occasionally but his mother never does. he doesn’t do much. he keeps to himself and tries to be a good inmate, hoping that he’ll get out early if he doesn’t cause a ruckus.
deep deep down deep deep enough//verse - serial killer verse. glenn breaks out of jail and goes on the run. killing emma wasn’t quite enough. he needs to kill britney taylor for getting him arrested. and he needs to take care of the agents that put him in jail. he doesn’t really have a plan, but he’ll make one. he went twelve years without getting caught the first time, after all. he can do it again.
i’ll switch to the bourbon//verse - any and all interactions with muses that do not exist in the law and order universe. this includes fandomless ocs. it does not include law and order ocs.
ships
tasting your blood means i love you//otp: glenn/jd
don’t blame me; love made me crazy//otp: glenn/sara
dynamics
me and emma know what’s up//dyn: glenn/emma
you can trust me//dyn: glenn/britney
he was just a child//dyn: glenn/the lawrences
miscellaneous
there’s always blood under my nails//aesthetic
i can’t trust anyone//headcanon
tired eyes and a wretched soul//faceclaim
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sytoran · 9 months
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𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 | n.romanoff
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you visit the strip club downtown with your co-workers to let off some steam, but it seems like you've caught the eye of none other than the 'black widow'.
🖤 pairing: sub!stripper!natasha x fem!cop!reader
🖤 word count: 3145
🖤 note: SMUT (18+), this one been marinating in my drafts like im preserving wine
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You don’t know why you let your co-workers drag you to a strip club on a Friday night, but you’re sure as hell not complaining.
There are plenty of women, everywhere. Women in bikinis, women in stockings, women in thigh garters. You're in wonderland, honestly.
Hey, cops needed to let off some steam too, okay?
The cheers and hoots surround your table as Carol gets a lap dance by a brunette stripper. The blonde woman is blushing – you didn’t know she could do that – but she’s having the time of her life.
As Carol slides a bill between the stripper's tits with no lack of embarrassment, you laugh and get up to go get another drink.
It wasn't an overly rare occasion for you to be letting loose, but it was infrequent enough that your co-workers quite physically hauled you to this adult entertainment facility after a particularly taxing case.
ULTRAVIOLET was the most popular strip club in Queens, New York City. They served both men and women, with sparkling reviews about customer service and atmospheric aesthetics.
Carol, Valkyrie, and Maria would simply not shut up about the 'Black Widow', who was supposedly the sexiest, most stunning stripper any of them had ever laid their eyes on.
"She fuckin' looked at me in the eye," Valkyrie had moaned on a Monday morning, speaking of this stripper they so revered. "I can't look at anyone the same no more." 
You were about to make a quick-witted retort about Valkyrie’s dramatization of mere eye contact, but Maria had only nodded solemnly in agreement and you had to admit you didn’t take Maria’s judgment lightly.
Aside from the talk about the Black Widow, you were hit with the novelty of the strip club once you stepped foot within.
As the Commanding Officer of the New York City Police Department, 104th Precinct, the boundless freeness of this place was quite a sight to behold. What with the heavy music, and the beer-tinged scent of the air, and nude women – the sensory overload did wonders to take your mind off work.
"You here alone?"
You spin on the barstool at the sound of a sultry voice. You have to physically stop your jaw from dropping to the floor at the sight of a breathtakingly gorgeous woman.
Scantily clad in matching sequined undergarments and fishnet stockings, stands a redheaded woman leaning against the bar counter, looking at you with magnificent green eyes.
"I'm not alone- I mean, not in that way, because I'm just here with friends. Well, co-workers, but they're my friends as well-"
Splendid job, Deputy Inspector Y/N L/N, you say internally. You can look in the eye of murderers and terrorists, but one look at a pretty woman and you're fuckin' gone.
"You're cute," the lady interrupts with a small tilt of her head, saving you from digging your own grave further.
You swallow harshly, feeling her manicured nails trace the curvature of your bicep. 
"Just cute?" you ask, trying not to sound too hopeful. Her fingers move down to the collar of your white shirt, fiddling with the fabric. Call it stupidity, but you feel the urge to reciprocate the contact. You move your hands to her hips.
The lady smirks. "Hm, maybe not just cute. But I think you need to show me." 
The redhead hasn't broken eye-contact all the while. Your eyes feel like they're burning. You slide your left hand down to the hem of her panties, and tug slightly. When her panties snap against her skin, she jolts with the impact.
You smirk with victory, pulling her in by her waist so your mouth is pressed against her skin. "I'll show you," you murmur, kissing the warm with a fervour you didn't know you possessed. 
The woman's breath hitches and she pulls your head closer. You accept the invitation, beginning to leave a hickey on the sensitive spot of her neck.
After a few moments of your concentrated work on her neck, the woman finally lets out a sigh-turned-moan of pleasure, and you nearly pass out from how sexy it is.
She tugs your head away and pulls you in by the collar for a kiss. Your eyelids flutter close.
Your quavering breaths meet in a frantic harmony, and you want to explore her mouth, but she ends it as quickly as it begins.
"What's your name?" the redhead asks, warm breath on your lips. "Y/N," you say hoarsely, trying and failing not to sound like you were left high and dry. 
You slide your hands to the bare skin of her torso, silently delighting in the way it raises goosebumps. You need to get more of her, feel more of her. "Do I get to know your name?" you ask.
The lights in the strip club suddenly dim, and the music takes on a far more sensual tone. 
The woman slides out of your grasp like sand falling through your fingertips, and you're left with the ghost of her burning embrace. Your question remains unanswered.
"Let's give it up for our next dancer," the bar owner says into his mic, and the noise dramatically fades away. "The Black Widow!"
Blue and violet lights dance in your vision as the woman who had kissed you just moments before, approaches the stage, hips swaying in time to the music. 
Your eyes narrow, and you down the bourbon in one shot. You'd need it.
When the beat drops, The Black Widow throws her head back and she begins to move.
God, it's criminally sensual, the way she danced, unlike anything you'd ever seen before. You couldn't put into words the allure she possessed.
The redheaded woman runs a hand over her own skin, dipping into every curve, as the music crescendos, and you know you're not the only patron with their heart thrumming in their chest.
When she begins twirling on the pole, you see men clearing out a month's paycheck for this divine woman, and honestly? You don't blame them.
Money gets flung onto the stage and catcalls get yelled as perhaps the most erotic scene unfolds before your very eyes.
When The Black Widow lifts up a thigh to show off her tight stockings, you're unable to hold back any longer, drawn to the stage like a moth to a flame.
Sitting back down into your original seat, leaving the empty glass of bourbon behind, all else fades away. Your world stumbles on its axis as the woman makes her way over to you, running a hand through her luscious locks of hair.
Your mouth dries up as The Black Widow turns around in front of you and fully bends over, exposing the delicious curve of her ass. You sink back into your seat, bringing two fingers to your lips in silent contemplation. Internally, you're fighting the goddamned World War II with your libido.
She's still swaying in beat to the music, and spins around as the sound of a saxophone starts playing. The last thing you see is a playful wink from the gorgeous woman before an ample asset of tits covers your vision.
Fuck, you're not going to survive.
Your nose quite literally gets buried between her tits as the woman climbs onto you. You would pay to see your co-workers' faces right now. How would you ever face them at work again?
“Get it, Y/N!” you hear Maria call in the distance, and a shrill whistle follows. 
You smirk against the pair of tits in your face, inhaling the scent of her perfume, and her sweat, and simlply her. You let the stripper work her magic.
After a few more minutes of your paradise, she pulls away, skin flushed. 
You regard her with a darkened gaze, pulling out your wallet. You stuff a bill in the side of her thong, making sure to snap the fabric in the same spot as you had previously.
The woman's face flickers in recognition. She shakes her head, then dips her head down to whisper in your ear.
"11pm. Room 8. Private session. Don't be late."
Like it was planned, the music comes to an end. The redhead doesn't wait for your response before she gets off your lap, raising her arm in acknowledgement of the roaring cheers. Her hips sway as she walks away from you, and you don’t even pretend that your eyes are glued to her curves.
Money gets thrown onto the stage once again, all in hopes of earning a fraction of what you had just experienced. 
"Holy shit, Y/N, what was that?" Carol yells at you over the noise, slapping your back. You shrug plainly with a stupid smug smirk as Valkyrie whines in jealousy. 
Oh, you were so fucking ready for 11pm.
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"A private, fuckin' session for Deputy Inspector Y/N fucking L/N. Who would'a thought," Carol slurs, banging a shot glass onto the round table.
You roll your eyes at Carol's dramatization. It wasn't as if your status as Commanding Officer steered women away from you – in fact, some of them were quite into it.
But for your prevalently horny friends who had women over just about every week, you were considered starved of sweet pussy and were in dire need of quenching that thirst.
So when you broke the news that the most sought-after stripper in the most famous strip club in Queens, had just offered you a private session, lo and behold the chaos that ensued.
"Shit, girl, I would get down on my knees for that lady. You are one lucky bastard," Valkyrie adds in, ruffling your hair as you grumble. 
"You'd get down on your knees for any woman, actually," Maria says, the usually composed woman more laid back in the environment of the strip club. Or maybe it was the alcohol.
Valkyrie lets out an aggrieved noise, sitting up to whack Maria's arm, but in her drunken state she misses and slaps Carol's drink out of her hands. 
"Oi!" The blonde cries out indignantly, looking at the drink that had splattered onto her clothing. 
Carol grabs Maria's martini out of her hands and throws it at Valkyrie in retaliation.
Before you know it, your three idiot friends have gotten temporarily suspended from the strip club for 'causing a ruckus'.
Just like that, and the clock ticks down to eleven o’clock.
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It’s 11pm, and you're overly aware of your police badge at your belt and your gun in your holster.
Or at least, you were, until Natasha swung one leg across your lap and sat herself down with an unspoken grace, effectively sitting on your lap. In the privacy of the enclosed room, you unashamedly stare down at her cleavage, eyes several hues darker than they were before.
“See something you like?” Natasha asks breathily, running her hands over her full breasts, pushing them up to elicit a reaction from you.
The moving lights in the dark room cast shadows, and when you back look up with a sinful smirk and half-lidded eyes, Natasha swears she feels herself get wet.
All the air in your lungs dissipates when Natasha begins grinding on your thigh in beat to the music, hips moving skilfully in the sexiest fashion imaginable. 
Fuck, this woman was going to be your demise.
Your hands feel like they’re on fire as you watch her put on a show, simply aching to move and touch. Natasha trails her fingertips down your tensed arms, running over the curve of your biceps. She smirks at the goosebumps it raises, her hands dwelling to the edge of your pants.
Your breath catches as her fingers find the outline of your police badge tucked underneath your shirt. The Black Widow looks up at you, expression a no-tell. “You on duty?”
“Nope.”
“Is that why you’ve got a gun in your belt?”
“Nah, that one’s just for pretty girls like you,” you respond slowly, hands tentatively going to rest on her thighs. When the smirk reappears on the stripper's face, you relax and let your shoulders untense.
“If you say so, officer,” she comments huskily, leaning forward to nip at your earlobe. The shiver runs through your bones. 
You’re about to counter with a quick retort of your own before Natasha begins grinding on that bulge in your pants, treating your gun like it was a strap.
“Shit,” you say breathlessly, hands burning at being unable to touch. Behind your back, your nails were digging into your palms so hard you swore you had already drawn blood.
Fuck, it was torture. 
Her pretty moans and breathy whines ring in your ears as she moves her hips roughly, a torment to your demise.
After a while, you come to the realisation that you can feel how wet Natasha is through her undergarments, soaked from having just dry-humped your thigh.
“Fuck me,” she says, and your throat dries up. “What?” you ask, dazedly, still staring at her bouncing tits in front of your face.
“I said, fuck me,” Natasha repeats, head tilting to the side, halting all her movements so you would look at her.
You splutter. “But the sign said–”
“What can I say, officer, you wanna make me break the rules.”
That’s all the confirmation you need before your hands can finally touch her, finally, meeting and warm skin and sweat droplets and everything you’d ever wanted. 
You let out a huff of amusement as Natasha wraps her pretty lips around your fingers and sucks, making lewd noises with her tongue. Your ears burn, now, having been tainted with the beautiful symphony of this woman’s pleasure.
“You’re very naughty,” you comment, your other hand slipping under her top to reach her full breasts. Palming at the mounds in your hand, you face moves to the bare skin of her collarbone and begin kissing it.
“Don’t make marks,” Natasha says breathlessly, when you let your teeth nick the soft skin there, and there’s a pit of desire in your stomach that growls in frustration, but you know you have to respect her wishes and instead move your mouth down to her chest.
Natasha doesn’t remember when you slipped off her bra, but she isn’t complaining about your haste and instead throws her head back when your mouth latches onto her breasts.
“Mhm, that feels good,” she moans, weaving her fingers through your hair and scratching at your scalp. You hum in acknowledgement against her flushed skin, your tongue paying special attention to her hardened buds.
When both your hands move to the underside of her thighs and lift her up, Natasha lets out an embarrassing squeak at the sudden change of position. But as you lay her down on the sofa with your body weight pressing into hers, those whimpers turn into filthy moans.
You stall for a moment, hovering above her with your silver necklace dangling right above her face. She looks so pretty like this, her hair all splayed out, the sheen of sweat on her skin making her look tantalizing.
Natasha catches your swinging necklace between her teeth, winking seductively at you, and you’re snapped out of your moment, a laugh taking over.
“Have I told you that you’re incredibly bad?” you say, in between kisses scattered between her breasts, down her sternum and to her stomach. 
“You- you have,” Natasha replies with some difficulty, as your kisses get lower and lower. “Maybe you should punish me for it, officer;” 
She shuts up when you slowly spread open her thighs, revealing the dripping heat that is Natasha’s cunt. You maintain eye contact with her as you lower your mouth to her pussy, her lust-filled stare making your head spin.
When your tongue meets her cunt, it was game over.
“Fuck,” Natasha moans, already unable to continue looking at you in the eye, hands moving to grip the cushion of the sofa. Her thighs clamp around your head, and you’re suffocating, but in a way that feels so good you could die in bliss.
You lap at her dripping cunt like you were starving, like you would die without it. Natasha’s moans get louder. You move your mouth in rocking motions, pushing your tongue further in with each thrust. 
“More,” she gasps out, and you quicken your pace, fingertips digging bruises into her plush thighs. In retrospect, you don’t remember how long you stay there, ravenously eating her out like your life depended on it. 
When you feel her breathing get faster and more shallow, breathy little whines that get louder and louder, and you know she’s about to cum.
Instead of gently bringing her to a high, you internally say fuck it and decide that if this was the one chance you had, with the most sought-after stripper in Queens, you were going to make it an unforgettable one.
You move your mouth up to wrap your lips around her swollen, throbbing clit, and you suck on it, hard. In tandem with that, you easily slide two fingers in, curling them inside her to hit that sweet spot. Natasha positively screams, and you swear it’s the most beautiful sound you’ve ever heard.
Her orgasm floods the lower half of your face and your fingers, and the little mewls of your name Natasha lets out as she comes down from her high is one you’d always remember.
Finally, you emerge from between Natasha’s thighs. Slowly, you kiss up her stomach and her breasts, up the way you came down from, and you meet Natasha’s blissed out face.
You take a moment to take in her tousled hair, her swollen kissable-pink lips, her smudged makeup, her shallow gasps for air, and the pure lust in her eyes.
Just like that, and another jolt of arousal hits you. Before you can act on it, Natasha pulls you into a messy kiss, hot and sweaty.
“You look so fucking good-” Natasha says in between the frantic meeting of your mouths. “With my cum all over your jaw.” 
You bite back a growl at her words, wanting to let her know just how exactly good you can make her cum. Natasha catches your hand that slides down to her wet cunt, before bringing it up and placing a kiss on your fingertips. “Our time is up,” she whispers, nodding to the clock behind you that now reads 11.31pm. “One private session lasts 30 minutes.”
This woman was going to be the death of you.
You turn back to The Black Widow with dilated pupils, slowly reaching into your pocket for that leather Saint Laurent wallet, and the ghost of a smirk on your lips.
In the wee hours of twilight the next day, you leave the strip club with your wallet emptied, a searing cramp in your hand, and the memory of an unforgettable woman whose real name you hadn’t even known.
Boy, you had one hell of a story to tell your friends. 
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