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aphrodite1288 · 7 months

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I noticed you said there are many things you know but can't say be sure you're not sure of it as it is not confirmed. More like a rumor. So kind telling us some rumors you know about Kadi or Exo? It's okay we won't condemn you if they don't end up coming true we promise to take them with a grain of salt. Because I believe you many more are scared to be held accountable for their words and never share rumors and gossip, but they forget the Gossip and Tea is always delicious 😋 even when it's most of the time not even true.

Ok I'm going to blurt out some rumors I just happen to know, again! Take them with a grain of salt. They're just rumors might be baseless might be true.

But to make it more spicy, some here are confirmed Facts. 🤫

1. Exo are not renewing with SM (all of them) Don't confuse it with the group contract, this one still valid (they renewed it) to protect and keep their name " Exo".

2. Baekhyun's having a concert in Hongkong in 2024, his comeback would be lit.

3. Luhan is still in contact with all of Exo especially Xiumin and talks to them quite often, but with Xiumin it's everyday.

4. Tao still in contact with Sehun and Chanyeol.

5. Minseok/Xiumin knows he is not popular in Exo and the members tell him to do more efforts but he's quite depressed from Fans not giving him enough attention and he believes '"he's old and boring unfunny and not handsome enough" and he feels inferior to members in his own group because he is not as handsome or tall or with a bright character or sharp sexy features to attract fans, he thinks he's short and cute and unlike the other members he's not attracting new fans anymore. Which is why you would see he's not active and doesn't do any activities because he knows he won't be supported and you can see his album no one gave a fuck.

6. No one's ready to hear this but Baekyeon was real, but mostly one sided, Yes Tae queen loved Baekhyun truly with all her heart, but she knew the age difference would be a problem among his fans and her fans and in the industry she quit mostly because they called her grandma who runs behind younger kids. Taeyeon is still so angry when they ask her about Baekhyun, and she blamed him for not taking responsibility of taming his fans who bashed them so hard that time 2014 ( Ps: he was a just rookie who debuted 2 years only he was still shy with fans and has no power and still building his career).

7. Many idols in Kpop hooked up with their members at least once, if they're not a couple they were once! or they at least once fucked up and hooked. Living with the same sex for so many years not seeing the opposite sex at all, many idol rookies and trainees admitted to have fallen in love with some of their bandmates because they were too nice or good at cooking 😅.

8. Chanbaek are a thing.

9. Luhan and Xiaotong are just media play couple that's been going on for so many years, they never even lived together and there's a vocal where Luhan says he's never even kissed her and he wants this to end as he's tired of this media play and that this stopped him from having the love of his life and always stopped potential partners from reaching him, but the media play was good benefiting both of them so they can't quit.

10. Kaisoo never dated any other person, but themselves. The media play with Jennie was Jennie's choice she liked Ji so much she is so much into The "IT Boys" the "TRENDY BOYS OF THE ERA" once you're no longer famous bye bye bitch 👋🏻.

11. Jisoo and Ah Bohyun weren't even dating. They've never even kissed Jisoo said. It's not the schedule! They didn't click.

#random Exo rumors #Random Exo Facts #Exo #kaisoo #kadi #dika #Kpop rumors #Kpop Tea #Exo Tea #Exo Gossip #kpop gossip

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theboytatu · 6 months

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exo ask game : 1,2,5,6,7,8,11,13 14,18,30,34,35,,36,48,50

….u did say send a lot of number 🫣🫣

😭😭😭 thanks...

1. bias and why?

chanyeol and baekhyun because god wanted to play a bad joke on me by lumping me in with the most deranged type of people on exoplanet.... (and NO i don't ship chanbaek)

2. favorite line? (beagle line, maknae line, etc.)

chingu line forever and ever baby 🥰🥰🫶🫶 it's literally my biases + bias wreckers together

5. which exo member would you love to be best friends with?

ngl i feel like sehun and me would be very compatible like they say there's not a stronger bond than a hag and her fag

6. which exo member would you love to date?

obviously pcy since i'm actually delusional about him like sorry i just genuinely think he'd be a great boyfriend

7. which exo member do you think you’d actually dislike if you knew them in real life?

LMFAO this is such a funny question. based on nothing but my gut feeling definitely kai since he already drives me nuts sometimes. also probably minseok and/or junmyeon(?) idk i think we're just very different personality wise

8. which exo member is most like you?

baekhyun 100%. sorry

11. which exo album is your least favorite?

already answered hehe

13. describe your bias in three emojis

💪👂🍒

😈👄🐶

14. what song got you into exo?

oh god i don't even actually remember. like i'm drawing a blank here all i know is i got introduced to them through superm but i don't have a specific song that got me sucked in.. i guess i was floored when i watched the live acoustic set of lady luck so maybe that

18. studio albums or winter albums?

studio albums!

30. favorite vocalist?

jongdae 🫶

34. do you read exo fic? if yes, rec some works and some writers!

not really. i tried to but i swear no one actually knows who these men are the ao3 stuff i've browsed is just a bunch of fanon and government assigned personas

35. do you ship? name your ships if yes!

lmfao. xiubaek and chansoo are my faves. oh also i guess seho (and fuck kaisoo and chanbaek!!!!)

36. what would you tell your bias if you met them?

i don't ever wanna think about that like i'd be happy to see them in concert but omg i don't wanna meet them or talk to them.... never ever meet your favorite celebrities

that being said obviously if that happened i'd go with the "im your biggest fan" and thank them for the music they make. probably say "fuck SM we're still rooting for you!!" and that's it hdkdjkd

48. how does exo rank in comparison to other groups you like?

favorite group of all time forever like those men are my #1 boy

50. favorite title track?

tough tie between call me baby and tempo

#asks

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suuho · 9 months

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i’d also like to mention that the dynamics within exo seem to have changed as more members are done with service. obviously i don’t know these people & we only see what’s on camera but it seems like a lot of the ships/pairings aren’t as close as they used to be while other pairings seem to have gotten closer. like sehun even admitted in recent japan content that he doesn’t have all that much in common with junmyeon, and chanyeol saying he likes post-military junmyeon more. i don’t wanna say i think some members are growing apart per se, but with so many different personalities in one group, i think it could be just a case of them doing their own thing i.e solo stuff. sukai’s been getting a lot of love this year, though. i’ll never forget the story of junmyeon promising jongin’s parents that he would take care of him :((( and they have really good chemistry despite being polar opposites lol and i’ve always thought subaek had chemistry, too, but i’m just rambling now lol. sorry!

i love that we're seeing more of sesoo and of soochen, too! it's so lovely to see kyungsoo be so openly affectionate with his members, he would have never done that to that extent before. he is very open to receiving affection now. same goes with chansoo; they've always been close but i think it was super obvious how much they missed each other in hindsight. my heart twists inside my chest when i think about how much chanyeol and kyungsoo love and cherish each other, and how that respect seems to only have grown in the past 3 years. i feel like their bond has gotten stronger; maybe absence really makes the heart grow fonder?

sehun and junmyeon... oh, good god. the funniest thing is how they were GLUED to each other during junmyeon's enlistment, and how sehun actually moved back into the dorm last year to stay with junmyeon, lol. i love their back and forth, it seems like they are a little less codependent these days, and that also comes with maturity. i think it was probably also a conscious decision, considering sehun's enlistment. this guy has been spoiled rotten by the exos for 12 years, he needs a break.

what i love is jongin and jongdae!! it is so sad that we can't see more of them; i feel like sm pairing them together for events after jongdae's discharge was such a good choice to create a safe space, and jonginis so, so supportive of jongday and vice versa. back in the day, it was way more cbx-focused, i feel. it's cute to see jongdae with the maknaes in general, you can totally tell he is a dad.

junmyeon and baekhyun always had TONS of chemistry, they just rarely hung out, or we rarely saw them together. i actually talked about that with ana a lot. it's an average taurus/gemini relationship tho, they naturally just get along really well with each other. (also, how cute are suyeol!!!!!!!!! chanyeol respects junmyeon SO much, chanyeol in general is desperately needed in exo. not only as a mood maker but also because he is naturally affectionate.)

(i don't care about chanbaek whatsover lmao and neither do i care about kaisoo... i feel like people got too crazy and keep interpreting things that are definitely NON-EXISTENT in these relationships. it's like with the popular svt ships, lol. makes me think of verkwan.)

and, boy, don't get me STARTED on kyungmyeon... we used to live off CRUMBS.

#i actually think it is good that seho don't have that much in common. it helps a lot in their relationship.#i would need a longer separate post for kyungmyeon lol #but they mean soooo much to me ;;#ask #anon

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ktrashquotes · 6 years

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CHANBAEK soulmates matching tattoos au

they are my parents ok

everyone is born with a tattoo that matches someone elses, some soulmates have identicals tattoos, some have complementing ones, most soulmates develop romantic feelings for each other but its not unusual to see platonic soulmates

chanbaek are born with beautiful colourful shining suns on their right wrists (its rare for soulmates to have the tattoos in the very same part of their bodies)

byun baekhyun always loved the idea of soulmates, he thought it was beautiful and inspiring

until his parents divorced when he was 11

they werent soulmates, they loved each other a lot but not enough to make baekhyuns mom stay after she met her soulmate

baekhyun became afraid of falling in love

he started to always wear a piece of cloth around his right wrist so no one could see his marking

park chanyeol parents were soulmates

nevertheless he wasnt the biggest fan of soulmates, he thought it chained people together

so chanyeol always hid his marking sun

chanbaek met at 13

they went to the same boarding school and were in the same class

chanyeol was loud and bright and funny and baekhyun was loud and bright and funny

best friends at first sight

they have so much in common but were also very different

baekhyun could be shameless in a way chanyeol would never

chanyeol was so clueless sometimes, his friends wanted to hit him

baekhyun was theatrical and dramatic while chanyeol was utterly honest in everything

both of them were moodmakers and playful, both loved music and played the piano

they got called ‘beagle line’, alongside one of their best friends, kim jongdae

chanyeol, being the soulmate anti, never asked baekhyun about his tattoo and baekhyun didnt either

since their friends did, they knew about the other reasons to hide his tattoo

during all their years in school the thought of being soulmates never crossed their minds

they kissed twice, at 14 and 17, a party on both occasions but never talked about it

they pretended it never happened

but they secretly liked a lot both kisses

and yeah theyve always been close

disgustingly close according to sehun

annoyingly close according to kyungsoo

when they graduated at 18 they were still the ever together bros

they never talked about their reciprocated feelings on each other cause they didnt knew it was reciprocated duh

they went to the same college in seoul, majoring in different things

after a lot of considering, baekhyun accepted to share a apartment near campus with chanyeol

none of them ever talked about how natural things were between them, how it felt just right

chanyeol let it slip one day when having lunch with kyungsoo and jongin

kyungsoo uncharactheristically asked what he meant with that and chanyeol just brushed it off

“its normal, we’ve been best friends for almost 8 years now”

he didnt missed his 2 friends who were an actual soulmates couple eyeing each other

he and baekhyun had their affairs throughout the years

some ended pretty badly, but at the end of the day, chanyeol and baekhyun would always be together sharing some snacks or watching a movie or playing video games

all of their friends thought they were both really dense not to wonder if the 2 of them were soulmates

chanyeol would never voice it out but despite not liking the whole soulmates thingy a lot he wouldnt mind being 'chained’ with his soulmate if said soulmate was baekhyun

baekhyun was tired of failed relationships

he wasnt really hurt or heartbroken just tired

one day he said that to minseok and jongdae (they were in a cafe on campus during lunch break and baekhyun had a recent break up and he accidentally blurted out)

“sometimes i wish chanyeol was my soulmate”

the 3 men stood quiet for a few moments

“maybe he is your soulmate” said minseok

when baekhyun looks shocked and they start a conversation about the topic, jongdae looks exhausted

because duh his 2 best friends have been painfully pinning for each other for the past 8 years and fucking finally one them is considering the idea that yeah maybe they are actual soulmates

minseok points out to baekhyun that it is totally possible that they are soulmates and dont know it yet even though they know each other since they were 13 because baekhyun and chanyeol never saw the other markings

“jongdae is the only friend i ever showed my tattoo”

it is true becaeuse jongdae is a little shit that always brothered baekhyun to see his tattoo

baekhyun becomes an emotional mess because what if chanyeol isnt his soulmate

when jongdae and minseok are walking off the cafe hand in hand being the cute soulmates they are, baekhyun asks the youngest if he also has seen chanyeols tattoo

he said he never got the chance and its a lie not even minseok knows about

baekhyun had no clue on what to do so he do nothing, he just pretends everything is okay

chanyeol does the same

nothing is okay

their friends are tired of it because the 2 brats clearly love each other more than they will ever love anyone else

junmyeon and yixing are the comprehensive couple that tried to convince baekhyun he should talk to chanyeol about the soulmates issue

baekhyun is a little shit and says there is no issue

yifan and zitao are not comprehensive just very straightforward

“you always joke that im your dad so im being a dad right now when i say you have to fucking man up and accept the fact that maybe baekhyun is your soulmate and talk to him about it”

chanyeol was surprised people think he and baekhyun can be soulmates

he freaks out on what to do about the possibility

zitao curses because they are literally saying what he should do

its a long afternoon with the 'taoris couple’ and chanyeol is a bit terrified

he never really wanted a soulmate

he kinda realised that at least for the past years the reason he didnt needed a soulmate was because he already had baekhyun

he also realised he never wanted to lose baekhyun, soulmates or not

things between them started to get a bit awkward cause they realised their friends had been talking to both of them about the so called soulmates issue (still they dont talk about it)

chanyeol decided he wouldnt run from all this drama on a very specific night

they were at sehun parents house because he and luhan were announcing their engagement

everyone thought they were very young, too young (sehun was 19)

but they werent getting married just yet, they would wait until sehun graduated and well they were together since they found out the tulip on sehun chest matched the one in luhan biceps when the younger was 15

the whole event made chanyeol think about his future and baekhyun

they were both very emotional that night and maybe it wasnt a good idea to discuss the thing at the moment, but as soon as they set foot in the living room of their shared apartment chanyeol asked baekhyun he wanted to see his tattoo

baekhyun freezed for a few moments, he got so nervous he couldnt even muster one of his witty comebacks

“why this all of a sudden?”

chanyeol didnt answer and for a few seconds they just stared at each other eyes and had that thing they had since they met when they talk trough their eyes and both looked so exhausted

“i can show mine too if you want, i just… have to know” it was almost a whisper

they touch their respective wrists at the same time, untying the cloth, letting it fall on the floor

they never felt more synchronized, going through the same variety of feelings when seeing each other tattoos, the matching suns that never looked more bright and alive

it felt like hours until baekhyun said “now its the moment we kiss and confess our love for each other”

and chanyeol cupped baekhyun face and they kissed and then they made love until the sun was rising again

“i’m really really glad my soulmate is the person i love the most in the universe”

“you are the only soulmate i ever wanted to have”

and things go naturally just like everything between them

they are still the best friends

and 2 years later is natural that chanyeol proposed to baekhyun and its natural that baekhyun said yes

they were bonded

not only because of that identical firy sparkling suns on their right wrists

but also because they fell in love with each other not knowing they were soulmates

that was the biggest proof they were soulmates

“i would search the universe if i had to find you again”

they repeated that sentence over and over again throughout their life together

cause yes they lived happily ever after

#what is this #idk #i love chanbaek sm #and universe is beautiful #im so sorry #exo scenarios #chanbaek scenarios #chanbaek #exo #kpop scenes #kpop ships #chanbaek au #chanyeol #baekhyun #baekhyun scenarios #chanyeol scenarios #kpop scenarios #kpop

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yeolmi-loey · 4 years

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just imagine being as pretty as byun baekhyun.

damn.

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lqexos · 6 years

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toben is that you?

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yoongesthetic · 7 years

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Nature Republic knows whats up 😂😂😂

#I love how SM tries to separate kaisoo byt then we have nature republic and lotte #lmao #exo #exo l #the war #kokobop #170721 #chanbaek #baekyeol #xiuchen #kaisoo #exo nature republic

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inchandescence · 3 years

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To Anon

Question: Yeolmaes hate baekhyun mostly because his stans are the ones sending most hate to chanyeol and baekhyun never said anything about it, instead he kinda validated their feelings by not showing up to the box premiere, avoiding mentioning him at all costs and straight up saying he doesnt like musical movies Understand that yeolmaes have to deal with hundreds of hate messages written in Korean everyday and they are at a breaking point considering most of them come from bbh’s own fans How is it possible to like chanyeol and baekhyun at the same time in a situation like this? Do you even take chanyeol feelings into consideration? No? Not even once? He has to deal with thousands of nasty comments coming from bbh fanbase while bbh comes on Twitter reminding them how cute they are and how much he loves them If you cbkists choose to ignore this and baekhyun is actually in a relationship with Pcy it just means that you all couldn’t give less of a shit about chanyeol as a person with feelings and are just a bunch of selfish pricks

Answer: Anon...sighs you can't see something from one point of view only really, but it's okay i get you, ok so let us talk about this one by one: 1. You said: Yeolmaes hate baekhyun the most because his stans are the ones sending most hate to chanyeol and baekhyun never say anything about it -When you perceive the assumption that baekhyun stans hate chanyeol the most, did u believe it right or did u question it, like why its baekhyun stans, if its true then since when they started hating chanyeol, and why do they hate chanyeol, does their reason make sense or its just stupid like how other bbhls who hate other exo members too (for example some bbhls hate jd bcs both are main vocalists and they think jd is stealing bh's spot as a vocalist) -But at the same time, we cant find the exact number that would proof that bbhls are the ones who hate chanyeol the most, we only can see what twitter shows us, and it happened to me too that i see bbhls throw hate to chanyeol the most -But at the same time too, I've been seeing yeolmaes who throw hate at baekhyun too since years ago without me knowing the reason why they do that, and I keep questioning it everytime why yeolmaes suddenly started hating baekhyun so bad, when did it start -AND at the same time too, I've been seeing other exo member stans throwing hate to either baekhyun or chanyeol -But my twitter algorithm is the same as you anon, it shows that bbhls hate chanyeol the most and yeolmaes hate baekhyun the most, so I do often make the assumption that bbhls and yeolmaes are always on each other's throat -But yet again, I don't know who started hating the first time, is it bbhls, is it yeolmaes, and why they did that -This knowledge is unknown to me so based on this, to me the most right way is to think that both sides are wrong because hating is always the worse way to deal with things, the fact that we know is chanyeol and baekhyun are good friends they are always there for each other, usually when ppl see im saying this they will say its fake and its fan service, but people can choose to not see what they dont wanna see, so the easiest proofs to prove that chanyeol and baekhyun are good friends is one chanyeol is the only member in exo that baekhyun wished happy birthday on his instagram, two both of them support each other for candy and 1 billion views by coming to the mv bts, three baekhyun and chanyeol go to vocal lessons together, four chanyeol had taken a photo with all of baekhyun's bucheon friends before so in that photo baekhyun, chanyeol, and baekhyun's bucheon friends (istg if people see these as fan service then it doesnt make sense right?)

Before we go to the next thing, I have this assumption that chanyeol and baekhyun are two members that have the highest popularity in sk, either they are the top 3 or top 4, and my reason is bcs everytime there are individual album/photobook covers sold offline, their individual covers sold out the fastest, everytime, even with nature republic stuffs, ok so there's this possibility that we keep seeing yeolmaes and bbhls on each other's throat everytime bcs well both of them are two of the most popular exo members in SK (i mean even in china, chanyeol and baekhyun are the most popular members with sehun, there's data for this)

2. You said: Baekhyun never say anything about this, he kinda "validated their feelings by not showing up to the box premiere and voiding mentioning him at all costs and straight up saying he doesnt like musical movies"

-First of all, let's look at a bigger picture, is there any idol in the k-industry like ANY IDOL that ever said to their fans "guys don't say that to my member" IS THERE. ANY.? what I know is: there is none, none at all zero zip nothing, and if there's at least one or two idols, then its just one or two idols right -And thats it anon, thats just about it, idols dont have the absolute freedom of speech, they never do, and its hurting them all of them, all they can say is: "I love EXO, I miss EXO members the most, EXO is my home" and most solo stans who see that will just say "its bs" yet solo stans are also asking for proofs that the members relationship are fine -None of these kpop idols ever say anything about hate speech from their fans that are thrown to their friends/bandmates, and this kind of thing happens in every fandom anon, not just chanyeol and baekhyun, it's just how korean entertainment industry is, idols never have the ultimate freedom to say or do anything

3. Not showing up to the box premiere, avoiding mentioning him, saying he doesnt like musical movies -That not showing up to the box premiere really changed the way you think huh anon, yeah I think that event also changed many yeolmaes' perspectives sighs okay, not showing up to the box premiere is like a very open information we can easily see it from one tweet that didnt mention baekhyun name during that event -BUT for other cases "avoid mentioning him" and "saying he doesnt like musical movies" is not a very open information, by this i mean u have to read alllll of the things baekhyun say, look at the trans for all of his vlives/shows/etc, read the whole trans for baekhyun's last vlive before he goes to the military, so u or other yeolmaes after that situation are either trying to "search for baekhyun's act or words that deny fans opinion about how they hate each other" bcs u still "have hope in baekhyun" or "search for baekhyun's act or words that support my perspective about how he hates chanyeol and never defend cy from bbhls" -"Validate their feelings" how? once again, it's just what bbhls think, did baekhyun do and say all of that because well "his motive is to support bbhls that hate chanyeol" and who are you, who are we to say that, are we our bias? can we go inside their minds and goes aha! this is why they do this and that! well no. because once again thats the entertainment industry, the chances for idols to "explain" all of the bad situations esp when its about how their fans act, is very veryyy low, or like the chance is even minus

-We are just fans who watch them on cam, without knowing what's on their mind or what is everything they are going through behind the camera, we know nothing, all of our opinions are just perspective that our mind created that turned into assumptions, we could never know the truth because kpop industry prevents their artist from showing the truths that may "hurt" people, who actually deserve to be hurt, but those people are the "money makers" for the company, it's bad it's toxic it's awful that just bcs they have to "maintain the money makers" idols can never get that freedom -Same goes with baekhyun, gdi we dont know him, we really really dont know him, his mind, his motives and reasons for his actions, who are we to judge him and call him selfish? -But what we know is baekhyun helping to defend chanyeol when that fake rumor was spreading by tweeting the mosquito thing, what we know is baekhyun and chanyeol doing their choreo for DFTF together that was practiced since early 2021 until before they enlist, what we know is baekhyun saying chanyeol he's fine when fans asked on japanese fansign, what we know is them still doing vocal lessons together, going to vocal lesson tgt too on march after the box premiere (bcs chanyeol's hair was grey in the vlog) before they enlist, what we know is baekhyun loving and singing "tomorrow" tgt with chanyeol, so what we know is they keep spending time with each other as bandmates and friends

"do you ever take chanyeol's feeling into consideration, you all couldnt give less of a shit about chanyeol as person with feelings and are just a bunch of selfish pricks" 1. Baekhyun tweeting that mosquito tweet to defend chanyeol -Responses>> People went: oh he's just defending himself, he's being selfish once again, he doesnt care about chanyeol 2. Baekhyun answering fans question about chanyeol's condition -Responses>> No one translated this after few days OP has translated Original post Jan 29: https://twitter.com/tomo_exo/status/1355177834185064451?s=20 First ever translation on FEB 13 (AND FROM A CBKIST): https://twitter.com/NTH_2705/status/1360626904756228096?s=20 Also this cbkist isnt always active translating, I know her, she's not on Twitter as much as other trans account and she doesnt understand japanese, so she actually found the post on weibo and translated it from chinese thats why it was translated 2 weeks after, but before her? does ANY account translate this? well no. 3. Baekhyun and Chanyeol doing choreo in DFTF tgt -No BTS, no anything from SM, people who hate seeing them tgt can ignore easily, chanbaek stans can only watch the part over and over 4. Baekhyun and Chanyeol practicing their hitting the woah part in just usual mv -Again no one commented about this, except chanbaek stans bcs this is easily ignored 5. Lesson With Baekhyun -Responses>> yeolmaes went "chanyeol don't do this, chanyeol im not watching this, chanyeol what are you doing, i want chanyeol only, oh god why is chanyeol with him again, chanyeol is feeding chanbaekist, his fans (bbhls) gonna come at us again, fuck this im not watching" and bbhls went "the translation is wrong look theyre trying to sabotage bbh" and yeolmaes replied with "good for him haha, ya serves him right for being selfish" and also "why is it always chanyeol who does this kind of thing and never baekhyun? oh right because hes selfish hes sm golden boy he never gonna do this bcs his channel is own by SM" "look he promoted kyoongtube even in the nng" "look SM posted kyoongtube but not NNG u can see whos the mistreated one him"

All of those 5 things I mentioned, even tho some are small things....they got mostly negative responses from yeolmaes and bbhls who are not cbkist dont they? The things that prove chanyeol and baekhyun are always there for each other and they are bandmates, true friends, nothing change between them And yet, what did bbhls and yeolmaes do? Throw negative shits and comments to those things, esp Lesson With Baekhyun, and until now still hate Baekhyun... when Lesson With Baekhyun, is a vlog recorded by Chanyeol alone, he taped his phone in the car, he added Candy MV BTS with Baekhyun calling him "chanyeol ah" and baekhyun smiling while holding the food, a vlog where he praised baekhyun's vocals, prepared playlist for him, sing tomorrow together with him, laughing during their vocal lesson, and just...doing things tgt

And yet people still call it a fanservice? feeding chanbaekist? baekhyun is still selfish? when chanyeol worked hard preparing that vlog, providing it for us, baekhyun and chanyeol practicing their part tgt for DFTF, baekhyun tweeting the mosquito tweet

When Chanyeol and Baekhyun have done so many things together, after the fake rumor, after the box premiere, proving they are still good friends... so do you even take chanyeol's feelings into consideration? oh wait not just feelings, his efforts, his time, him uploading to NNG about him hanging out with Baekhyun, have you ever take that to consideration? or just ignore all those facts because "whatever i still hate baekhyun"

So two options: 1. Hating and keep hating and telling others selfish because yall hate the fact that baekhyun never do this and that, that yall wanted him to do, but actually we don't know the reason why, we just don't know anything at all, accept assumptions that "baekhyun validated fans feeling" and thats according to you, your mind, your perspective, oh wait... it's all about you? 2. Know and accept and support and love, chanyeol and baekhyun's friendship, because thats what we know, thats what themselves say to us, thats what themselves been doing, accepting the fact that "chanyeol and baekhyun are good friends" and know we are not in the position to turn the friendship into bad relationship bcs what? bcs it comes from chanyeol and baekhyun themselves, not yeolmaes, not bbhls, not even exols, and so be a fan that know chanyeol and baekhyun have good relationship, keep reporting bbhls who said bad things about cy and vice versa, bcs what? we never want chanyeol to see that after lesson with baekhyun, apparently his "fans" still think baekhyun, his best friend and bandmate, is still a selfish person who doesnt care about chanyeol, so chanyeol is happy that we know and appreciate his relationship with baekhyun, with exo members because we care about chanyeol's feelings, because we trust his actions, his words, and we love everything he does, and also we love everyone around chanyeol that he loves

So choose... and last thing, are social media and on cam interactions, are enough to "measure" a group of people's relationships, so if your best friend never post any picture of you on their instagram and never tell stories about you to other people who well, actually are also strangers, living thousand miles away from you and your best friend, then it's okay for those strangers to say that your best friend hates you? avoiding to be affiliated with you? a selfish person? Have people ever think that it's tiring that just because you're a celebrity, you have to show everything, including minds, feelings, emotions, actions, personal reasons, to your fans? For them to be validated? And for them to turn into facts? Well, at least for me, the things I don't know then I don't know, I don't have the right to judge, and the things I know, especially positive things, that came from my own idols, that's what I'm holding on, that's what I support. *extra note: exo members always call us as EXO-Ls, not bbhls, not yeolmaes, not anyone, but EXO-Ls, so when they say they love us, "loved ones" are those who say themselves are EXO-Ls, who loves EXO as 9 members, because that's the fact

Have a good day anon, stay safe and healthy, God bless you, spread love and not hate

#chanbaek #chanyeol #baekhyun #exo #kpop #baekyeol

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jonginplease · 7 years

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It’s funny how SM’s been experimenting with the superpower concept far before EXO debuted, first with SHINee in Ring Ding Dong, then with TVXQ in Keep Your Head Down...

#i just watched old kpop mvs and #yunho and changin literally #the original chanbaek #with fire and light #and then shinee with the fire and the mirrors and the butterfly in ring ding dong #amazing #sm been loving this concept since 2009 #thoughts #rants

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aphrodite1288 · 3 years

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This is not about kadi so if you don't want to answer I would understand. Have you ever had information that surprised you? Something you can't believe? Related to kpop idols, actors or ent industry?

That Jongdae didn't want to have a child at this young age and in the beginning of his Solo career! But once it happened he was so accepting and so understanding! He married his GF becoz he loved her and accepted her pregnancy with open arms even though that brought him so much hate! But he protected her and never let the bad words reach her he is a shield to her and his baby 🍼 But the baby was not planned! when the girl is born he loved her with all his heart and she is so spoiled i saw her she is so cute and has Jongdae's lips 👄. I recently saw Jongdae's footage with his wife and daughter at Apujongreodo entering the mall, he was holding his baby and his wife was holding the baby bag! And they went shopping and got back into his fancy black car.

All Exo members are smoking some stopped but most of them not!

That Sehun is not a happy person and he has more dark thoughts that what y'all see. He hasn't had the best childhood like yall thought. I won't say more i don't want to interfere his private life and expose it. So please Love him and give him a lot of support! He is lovely and he thinks he is useless in the band and members always cheer him up but he needs to hear it from his fans! That's why he is working harder and attending vocalization lessons with Baekhyun and chanyeol's voice tuning teacher and y'all can tell his singing skills has improved from the DFTF ALBUM!!! PLEASE GIVE HIM LOTS OF LOVE!, He is working hard for his fans to be proud of him! He needs reassurance!

That BAEKHYUN is so attached to ExoL! He is so scared of losing them and being forgotten when he comes back from military. He has these doubts and he talked about it with everyone he knew! Even His Fans! Yes he calls his fans and talks to them!

That BAEKHYUN often calls his fansites' masternims and fans he trusts and they chit-chat a lot!! He is close with them!! He asks them about everything related to Exo if they enjoyed the albums, the songs, his Solo etc.. he asks them if he should improve on something, he asks them to tell him if he lacks something in his latest performances! He even calls his fans to chitchat for hours about what content he should post on youtube ! He asks his closest fans to check what other Exol want him to do! And if they're satisfied with his hard work! And if he made the proud ! He discusses everything that bothers him with some of his fansites and trustworthy fans! ALSO He talks to fans about their struggles and he cheers them up! And buys them gifts during their birthdays yes he remembers their bdays!

That BAEKHYUN loaned money to a fan when she called him saying she needed money! He even paid surgery for a fan!

Sehun often pays meals for Exol secretly before leaving the restaurants or Coffee shops especially when he couldn't sign for them !

That Seungri wasn't the one to be blamed in the burning sun but all evidence was against him and he was played ( I don't know abt this, i don't defend any man who assaulted women as a feminist myself i can't come to terms with believing this but i saw a lot of ppl saying it!)

That BP members are jealous of Jen for getting all the brands and the commercials, which YG ent solved and started distributing solo projects to the other members and asking sponsors to not only focus on Jen and suggesting them the other members! Now we see other members promoting for famous fashion, cosmetics, sports and make up brands, while before, they were jobless and only Jenn who was getting all the money and roles and brands and was the only member active for two years 2018/2019 and even the first one and the yongest to have the earliest solo debut only after 2 years of debuting with her band, i mean a rookie shouldn't get a solo until they skill their singing and acting! But Jenn's potential was big and she has tons of fans that's why YG wanted money so took advantage of her epitome fame to debut her to get cash🤑💰 Jenn didn't like her members being left out and she talked to them about this a lot. This subject of members being jelaous of her bothered her and at a certain period caused their dinamics to go down in the band. She saw them changing and she saved the issue from getting worse by talking to YG coz she truly loved her members.

Jenn is more perverted than what ppl think, she knows a lot of guys and she is very loved by everyone. She is Nice! But she is not innocent! SHE DATES A LOT! ONLY HOT and Tall wealthy GUYS ! MODELS and ULZZANGS! Her mom and dad are in the industry that's why she gets everything she wants and she does work hard for it though! But the opportunities mostly come at her through her parents ! She is very spoiled baby girl.

Kaistal are close friends i mean i saw their pics together and they're still friends and they're still talking and Ji supported her so much when she left SM also he is still supporting her Solo career as an actress now, he texts her to support her works and to give her his opinions, Krystal trusts him a lot he protected her and helped her a lot before! 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ksoo hid his relationship with Ji from his Fam for a long time??

Kaisoo kissed during a truth or dare game when Ji lost and had to kiss Kyungsoo on the lips and Ksoo didn't object it was from before debut! I guess that's when the members knew they were in love?? I don't know abt this! I'm not sure. But it's a possible probability.

Chanbaek did kiss but it was not during a truth or dare game, it was Chanyeol who shocked Baekhyun by kissing him on the lips to shush him down 🤫

Chanbaek living together coz baek is a clean freak and can't stay with many ppl in one place he is a private introvert who loves to stay alone and play videogames! And chanyeol granted him this wish and invited him to live in his house for 2years or more i don't remember 🤷🏻‍♀️

SUHO dated Two members of Apink

Jongdae dated one member of Apink!

Exo are so so close with APink!

Luhan had a crush on Chorong from APink!

Sehun is close with Oh Hayong of Apink! Coz they have the same last name!! He is still close to her and supports her a lot, she is close with Suho too! And all other APink members! Sehun is also close to Gugudan.

Taeyeon loved Baekhyun truly and their breakup left a scar on her heart! She hates men now hahaha I hope she gets to find the love of her life she deserves happiness please give her much support! I want her to be dating Ravi he is a softie and will treat her well!

Yeri of RV is a playgirl she is so bold and asks guys out when she likes them! I love her for that! Girl power! But she is so nice!!!

A lot of news about BTS their Gfs their Exes with Pictures and all their dating history, their toxic company overworking them etc... But I'm not too interested in BTS these things came to me I didn't ask for them🤷🏻‍♀️ lucky? IDK maybe.

And many many many more things. I just can't list everything

I don't know if I answered your question! But that's all that came to my mind! Some things may not be too shocking it surprising or unbelievable like you asked but still they're precious secrets and gave them to y'all for free!

#Kpop industry secrets that shocked us!#kpop industry secrets #Kpop

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worlds-shortest-astronaut · 4 years

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Ranking Exo title tracks

Because I miss these absolute mad lads. Please come back and resuscitate the music industry with some funky beats and pop bass lines.

Tempo - does this even need explaining? She’s the Queen. This is the song that made me stan Exo because I got into kpop a few months before KoKoBop dropped and I was so sick of that song after 9 months of hearing it on repeat. But TEMPO came back and REDEFINED the music industry. The acapella bridge *chef’s kiss*.

Growl - again, little explanation needed. It’s the kpop international anthem. Not as musically complex as Tempo but if it comes on you’d best bet I’ll be 으르렁-ing.

Call Me Baby - this is arguably the greatest pop song of the last 20 years. It just PERFECTLY represents what pop music should sound like and it never gets old.

Love Me Right - the BRASS the GUITAR the retro kind of 70s/big brass sounds. Superior. Also Baekhyun CONSTANTLY served in live stages this era.

Electric Kiss - I know this is a Japanese release but it’s SO GOOD. Also the choreography is incredible. The post-chorus + Chanyeol/Sehun’s rap is fire

Lucky One - criminally underrated. Super funky. Tue build-up of the rap bridge to the final chorus is great.

Overdose - also underrated? Overdose is So Good. I LOVE the claps/fingersnaps at the start. It’s like a darker version of Growl in my head. The starting choreo is crazy.

Power - to people who don’t like Power, do you also dislike fun? It’s so BOUNCY. The chorus is also so up-lifting. And the MV gave us Comedian!Exo. What more could you ask for?

Obsession - controversial to have it this low. It’s just cos i have to be in the * mood *. But it does slap.

Monster - Monster was iconic but in the light of Exo’s other title tracks it’s not as memorable. But we did get ChanBaek with black hair and Baekhyun in some intense black eyeliner thank you stylists.

Ko Ko Bop - again, controversial. It took me AGES to like this song because it was so over-played. it was only after i’d gone through all of Exo’s discography that I could appreciate this song

Lotto - relatively forgettable. I find the lyrics kind of cringey. Baek’s “lipstick chaeteau wine colour” and Chanyeol’s slick speak-rapping remain iconic tho.

Mama - again, this is one that I need to be in the * mood * for because it is experimental. It’s super cool tho. It just does my head in cos clearly i’m not big brain enough for it.

Love Shot - sorry friends Love Shot is just boring. Especially after Tempo?? Do better SM

Wolf - I just cannot get into this, no matter how hard I try. I appreciate the experimentation tho.

#Exo #exo title tracks #electric kiss #luck one #tempo #obsession #monster #baekhyun #suho #junmyeon #chanyeol #sehun #kai #jongin #chen #jongdae #minseok #xiumin #lay #growl #lovers #kpop

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justus2-614 · 4 years

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This is a very random question so I apologize in advance 🙊 What do you think of Lucky? I feel like perhaps isn't mentioned as much as With You and Heaven when it comes to CB, but I love that song so much. They wrote it together and there's that lovely moment of Chan giving Baek a rose during a concert ❤️ It's a very special song. XOXO will always be my favorite album for deeply emotional reasons and I love cb so I would really love to hear your thoughts. Thank u, I hope you have a great day <3

I love Lucky and i only found out it was written by chan/baek about a year ago. 🙈

As far as I know, neither Baek not Yeol get credited in the song lyrics but I've read that this is a common practice in those companies. They have the idols write lyrics but don't credit them or they would have to pay them extra money for it. I read that randomly on a post about Black/pink, so take it with a grain of salt. The fans claimed that J*nnie has written lyrics for the songs but her company won't give her credit for them.

Anyway, considering that more than one person participated in writing the lyrics, we can't know for sure who wrote what lyric but we can guess.

For example, I read the following lyrics and I know that Chan/yeol wrote them.

"Sunlight", "shining", "sky", "dazzling" These are all common words Chan/yeol uses in his songs over and over again and even used the word "sky" to describe Baekhyun.

Now about Baekhyun. Unfortunately, because SM has conditioned him to believe he can't write good lyrics (f*ck SM. this man is a genius with a high EQ. imagine the lyrics we could get from Baek), we don't have a any samples of what he possibly likes writing about or how he expresses his love. I can't guess which of the lyrics are his but if you do, please send me a message. We can talk about it.

Moving on, I saw this lyric:

And it reminded of both of them because both of them constantly talk about their need to improve in their art, so I can imagine them being like this in their personal lives too, always becoming better and make their relationship work despite all the difficulties. This lyric is very chanbaek.

Next, this one is bit dumb, but this lyric:

Reminded me a lot of a very cute moment in e*xo ladder in which Jong/dae sang the lyrics of a song that go like this "You, only you are my first love, my last love etc" and chanbaek looked at each other discretely. I wonder if they call each other their first love. I know they dated before but just because you date someone it doesn't mean you really love them.

I couldn't find the video of this particular moment but I found a pic of this moment. If I find the video, I will post it here.

Last but not least, this one is a bit funny but I feel the need to mention it. The following lyric made me laugh.

I laughed because nowadays they both dress like hobos but I guess that's what settling down does to people. Isn't it adorable? 💕

These are my thoughts about Lucky. What do you think?

My favourite album is DMUMT because when it came out I had some health problems, I was in a lot of physical pain and I used to play this album over and over again. It became like a drug against all the things I had to go through, so it holds a special place in my heart. Plus, Baek is tempo is *chef's kiss*.

Thank you for your question. I love cb too very much. I hope you have a nice day too. 💕

(The translation of Lucky was taken by ColorCodedLyrics)

#asks #chanbaek #lucky

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dojae-huh · 4 years

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SHIPPING AND JAEDO

When sm introduces a boy group they introduce a ship ready made for the masses to consume, yunjae is one of the biggest examples. Yunho and jaejoong were friends and I think still are friends enough that their family sat together when they were in army. Yunjae had so much fanservice that it would seem weird from the standards nowadays. Shipping is a big part of the kpop experience and they had a whole movie based on them and sm promoted that film (Dangerous love).

donghae and eunhyuk are another example,They are promoted as a sub unit and as they were best friends since they were kids but even their parents asked them if they were a couple coz they were pushed so much. (the torch relay)

Sometimes ships also depend on areas, like jongkey was “the ship” in west while everyone and their mother shipped Jongyu along with minkey in korea. Exo had ships that were so popular that even the members not being in the same band didn’t matter hunhan, kaisoo and chanbaek. Luhan left exo, kaisoo were never that close so the ship broke naturally, while we still get content from chanbaek (article) Now let’s look at predebut ships from NCT, the biggest ships were taeten, markhyuck and jaedo. I remember reading older group fans thinking jaedo will be as pushed as yunjae/eunhae were. In 2017 they were at last in the same group but they kept everything too normal. At that time jaehyuns fans were very anti doyoung (to this day if jaehyun has a problem, jaehyun fans go after doyoung badly and try to smear his character). Fandom thought that might be the reason they kept their distance but we still got cute coupley things from sm, even if the boys themselves limited their interactions infront of the camera

Mid 2018 came along and we saw a drastic change in the sm stance abt jaedo. Suddenly jaedo werent pushed at all, they didnt have any formal work related schedules, there was always someone with them (yuta,johnny and taeil were always with them, jungwoo was also pushing his couple with doyoung and doyoung played along but laid down boundaries very quickly, even jaehyun kept him in control).

2018 was also when sm totally left shipping jaedo, the boys themselves were very giddy and touchy feely with eachother but the label wasn't pushing the ship at all. This was their biggest ship but suddenly out of blue SM stopped the shippy things (letting them shoot a couple of videos is not them pushing the ship, its them trying to act as everything is normal)

2019 we saw the same thing for jaedo but they had SM work related schedules, while sm tried to push johndo and jaeyong in the fandom. Jaeyong fanservice ended badly coz jaehyun wasn’t having it after a while, I guess touring was taking a toll on him and he was irritated and very quiet through all the world tour.

But doyoung was ok abt pushing johndo, the dates in New York and pics they knew fansites will publish of them being cute in parks (Hit the states) (basically the day we got doyoung in blue striped sweater)… We never saw any other pics of them together the whole trip, other than the JCC or the times they knew fansites could take their pics. (Dotae on the other hand happened coz doyoung really is taeyong’s rock and so is taeyong when doyoung is down. They really are best friends and might stay friends for a long time to come and these past few years have been tough for taeyong so he clinged to doyoung alot more. he’s as jaelous of johndo as jaehyun is, he also doesn’t like sharing his bff with another friend) In 2020 we saw jaedo being pushed as the official representation of nct as a whole in korea, they attended very official government style press conferences/award ceremony. This is what I mean that sm isnt pushing them as a ship anymore but a official face of nct. They both have very clean cut images, and general ppl who see them like them, this is why I say they’re the official SM representatives, let’s see what sm has more for them in future. As for why do I think sm stopped shipping them as a ship, let’s go back to older ships we talked abt, hunhan was so popular during debut but it crashed within a few years coz sehun wasnt straight and so the company stopped pushing his ship at all. Key ships also ended their hype once I think key came out to the company, minkey was pushed so much that ppl directly used to ask if there really wasn’t anything between them. Now key and sehun both don’t have any big ships in Korea or japan. Them stopping the jaedo ship makes me sure that one of them is gay but them editing out everything jaedo for bts videos of all their videos, makes me think there is something else that they want to hide (hth bts had no jaedo although the video had so much in it, also we never get their bts videos from photoshoots but we get from other members, basically theyre giving us controlled jaedo, on their terms). Why would they hide a popular ship that has so many fans invested in them, they used to have the most amount of fansites in the beginning but they either left or moved to other couples coz jaedo isnt being sold as it was.

Dating hasn’t affected ships in the past, it didn’t when jaejoong dated or when eunhyuk had a public breakup or when baekhyun had a dating scandal, it really seems weird the company suddenly just ended the ship. It’s not just the boys anymore, it’s the company hiding them too.

Even in vlives both boys now have someone between them or they dont look at eachother at all. It’s not as if they arent close, other members fans also consistently talk abt very apparent crush jaehyun had on doyoung and last few years prove that jaedo are very close. So it really makes me think that SM is atm either trying to hid them as NCT is gaining korean recognition or that SM was threatened to out them. Saesangs have alot of info, didnt they attack haechan just coz he asked them to leave.

I don’t know how many of fans know abt a solo females idol’s nudes leaking, dispatch and other gossip sites in korea didn’t take the pics but allkpop which isnt based in korea published them and wrote a whole article abt it. So its not korea SM might be afraid of but also the international media outlets as NCT 127 is gaining popularity in west.

#cogito ergo ship #the road lit with limelight #notes in the margins #the divorced #submission #foggy green

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thechanbaeklibrary · 4 years

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hi!! could you, if you know any, recommend some good fics with role play in them? like ones where chanbaek are already in a relationship but they’re role playing in the bedroom lol also, thank you so much for all the hard work you guys put into this blog, i love it sm!! ( ˘ ³˘)♥ thank you~

News Pop Weekly!

Text me baby

Skirts & Ties

The Phoenix and the Thief

enjoy! - admin jackie

#answered #Anonymous #roleplay #by jackie

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fruitz · 4 years

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greetings, boner killers. i see i’ve caused quite the commotion as of my last ramblings. i’m pleased to have had an impact. you may be surprised i wasn’t here to bask in the glory of my successes: the live readings, the begging for markhyuck and chanbaek renditions, the... friendship requests? i saw all of it, and, i couldnt give a rat’s ass. in fact, i want nothing to do with you squealing, horny mouth breathers. so why am i back, you ask? this spine-chilling, retina melting image right here:

i have not slept. it was august 2, 2020. i remember it all so vividly. four men smiling at me, but something is terribly off. the hair on my arms rose to new heights. my throat began to itch. my ben wa balls even rattled a bit with... excitement? fear? arousal? let’s pop open the hood and give her a look. is it jaehyun? other the the fact he looks a bit more like the mask from courage the cowardly dog than usual, everything seems to be running smoothly. winwin... oh winwin. what have they done to you. my boy. his sweet face is slowly starting to show the signs of early onset “living with queer eye and their cats” syndrome... nothing out of the ordinary here. i’m almost terrified to shift my eyes to this individual. just the sight of his face fills my body with such a pure unbridled rage, i can’t help but anticipate that its his doing, you know, my aforementioned intense nausea stirred by this image. but alas! 10 is looking nothing short of his usual kurt hummel. fantastic. i see lucas and think to myself “beautiful boy. you’ll never wrong me” and move on. so what it is it? what is it about this john hughes movie cover (1) that makes me want to reenact the human centipede with jimmy carter and rap monster than to ever see it again? 1: look up pretty in pink, gestational sacs. ten is molly ringwald btw. the answer dons on me somewhere between jimmy carter and rap monster: qian kun. it’s always qian fucking kun. hey hey hey wait user sorryjohnny! didn’t you bring qian kun into your last essay for no reason too?! and that’s where you’re wrong, my sweets. it’s not for no reason. today, it’s ALL about qian kun.

where the FUCK did things go wrong? black on black promotions. before the eternal jaekun beef had been initiated. before the jung jaehyun as we knew and loved was snatched from us in the night right before our very own virgin eyes. following the new surge of interest in the haphazardly thrown together sad excuse of a collaboration era we refer to as “NCT 2018,” SM decided it was high time to reward their “underdog” boy group (funded by a $44 million company). after spending thousands on ten’s nose & yuta’s multiple chin surgeries, SM was honestly running out of members to senselessly inject w/ polymethylmethacrylate. all that was left was the harrowing sounds of kun and jaehyun going at each other’s throats like two feral wildebeests. would lee sooman decide to spend his remaining NCT budget on jaehyun’s facial reconstruction surgery or kun’s gastric sleeve? (my vote is neither, blow the cash on strippers for him and that old haggard choi siwon. who still wants to have sex with him, really?)

you decide, reader. and that was the day jaehyun and kun fell apart. he walked into SM headquarters with that perfectly sculpted nose. a jawline touched by a million fat little cherubs. and is that.... cheekbone filler? i was there, and, i shit you not, kun flipped a folding table of hors d'oeuvres on top of little trainee liu yangyang. august 2, 2020. a day i detest. a day kun dreaded for weeks. inkigayo. jaehyun. gastric sleeve. weight watchers. oprah winfrey. YOU GET A CAR! jawline surgery. yangyang. 찢겨진 데시빌 on the 32nd beat 한계 없는 gain my mix straight bang like.... the words rang through kun’s dementia ridden mind. inkigayo. jaehyun. gastric sleeve. weight watchers. oprah winfrey. YOU GET A CAR! jawline surgery. yangyang. (you see, you can slowly start to picture this to the tune of chicago’s (2002) “cell block tango” do it with me it’s fun) inkigayo jaehyun gastric sleeve weight watchers oprah winfrey YOU GET A CAR jawline surgery yangyang jaehyun ten.... ten? lucas?????? winwin???? kun is brought down from the astral plane of trauma by jaehyun’s cheshire cat-like grin, he undeniably got his veneers whitened and polished with leftover superm money. baekhyun and taemin’s pussy secretions smeared the floor of ellen degenerate’s GOP funded stage just to pay for a walking mannequin’s dentures. all kun wanted was to lose 5 pounds. yangyang, having sustained the injuries of pre-therapy KUN ANGRY KUN SMASH, noticed kun’s descent into madness as they watched their group members smile ear to ear next to korea’s jesse eisenberg. scanning the room for any nearby folding tables, yangyang pat kun on the back. “i’m sorry, qian kun.” said yangyang. but not me. i’m not sorry. i’m not sorry for jaehyun, either. i don’t know who i’m sorry for. me, i guess.

#so much more to unpack here than before........

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