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lutawolf · 6 months

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My Dear Gangster Oppa Commentary Ep 3

I know this asshole did not really say, "you're with this guy again." Bestie's opinion matters more than anyone else's, but he hasn't even met the dude! He's acting more like a parent than a best friend. Hahaha! Tew remembers who Wahl is, and he appears to not be happy about meeting him.

I didn't want to dislike Wahl, but he is pissing me off. Talking to Guy like Guy isn't allowed to make his own decisions. Not cool. This isn't concern, this is controlling. I'm about to smack a bitch. I'm not happy with you Wahl and I don't know if you can redeem yourself.

I have to hand it to Tew. He is being really calm and honestly respectful despite Wahl being a douche to him. Guy, pick the one actually giving you a choice!

I love these bitches. Especially the one in the middle. Muffin is such a cutie too. An apparently lonely cutie. HAHAHA! Way to cock block Guy. I'm here for it. If you stop the time at 6:04 you can catch Guy smirking.

Is anyone surprised that he has to go after making a scene? Suddenly he isn't so concerned he has to take Guy home. Tom is cute, I like him.

That's right Guy! Tell of Wahl!

Did one of them really call him baby face??? I predict Tew showing up.

Called it! OMG, I'm Dead. Guy works up the nerve to ask Tew about what he does for a living. That the gang members seemed scared of him. "Nah, I'm just scary looking." "No. You're pretty good-looking."

This is Tew's reaction.

This is my reaction.

Did dumbass really say he owned a shabu restaurant. He had to know that Guy would then say he'd want to go. Seriously, driver/underling is me. Between his cough, giggle and the way he looks at Guy sleeping on Tew's shoulder.

Tew is so gone. These two dumbasses are so gone for each other. Really asking him if he wants him to wash the shirt. Yes, strip right now. I'll wait. They are adorkable.

Dude is going to buy a restaurant to cover the story he gave his crush. Boy is gone gone.

My reaction to that.

Did home dude really take a nap on some chairs. Hell to the naw. That makes my back hurt just watching it.

Oh! I think we have a secondary couple.

I already like them.

Discount Lennon is at it again. So home chick is not dead, but might as well be. Lawd, how are they not dead with that much white powder. Though I'm not sure it's the same girl. Specially since there are two now.

Did Wahl really ask Guy how he got home??? Guy doesn't tell the full truth, but doesn't lie either. Damn Wahl. You got some nerve. One month anniversary. Why don't you pay more attention to your gf Wahl?

Yay for game friends!

I would punch someone if they talked in my ear like that. HAHAH the look Wahl is giving Guy. I really want to like Wahl, but he ruined it for me. Now I'm just amused.

Tew looking scary and sexy. Niiiiiiice. Villains do it better.

What's this face? Is he shocked? Is he turned on? A bit of both?

So cute! He brought him a cake.

The elevator sequence was weird. Guy concerned because he sees blood. Tew giving crazy eyes. Guy completely forgetting about the blood and turning to mush because Tew is holding his hand. But honestly, some things are worth ignoring for cake and a doting boyfriend.

I mean, these pictures say it all. 🤣🤣🤣 So he beats people up until he is covered in blood. Minor detail in comparison to how he treats you Guy.

You ever heard the quote that an evil queen is just a princess that didn't get rescued. Tew gives me that vibe. The wounded and just wanting love vibe.

Hahaha Tew totally outing them. Oh! Tew was about to make his move. Too slow Tew. Tew, you know you are in love right. Guy is acting like a total dork and you are charmed. That is love.

Oh, the fall troupe again! Though with Guy being the way he is, it's totally believable. The slow mow lean forward like there will be a kiss, but instead he wipes off frosting from Guy's lip. Totally troupe and sooo good. And Guy runs away.

The guild is super cute. I like how frank Tew is. He just lays out his feelings about Wahl to Guy. Throwing down some valid facts, my friend. Ahhh Guy! Why did you let him leave like that? Oh, yay! He chased after him.

Oh, these two idiots are adorkable. So awkward and yet cute.

Not gonna lie. It broke my heart when he didn't hug him back.

The restaurant kills me. Tew is like, it looks crappy. Underling is like, dude, it's not real. Oh lawd, sweet baby Jezebel. You are not normal about that boy, Tew. Not normal about him at all. And I'm okay with that.

Secondary couple. Not over shadowing but still cute.

Guy packing. Bet Wahl ditches him for his gf.

Guys, I'm in love with Tew. He gets it. Life is short, so important people are priority.

How much is that puppy in the window.

I love that Tew isn't shy to show his concern and affection. I adore that Guy didn't care about Wahl and turned around to wave at Tew. He even defends Tew. I mean, he is wrong, but that's not the point here.

Tew's excitement that Guy texted him is adorable.

This is me again.

Ahhh… I'm dead. When he goes, "I'm down bad."

Yes, hunny you are, but I, for one, appreciate that.

Oh, that went sideways fast. *We will talk when I get back.*

I really do enjoy Tul. He is really enjoying Tew and Guy. Me too my dude, me too. Willing to risk the wrath of his boss to tease. Love it.

This face isn't making me feel secure.

In comparison, look at this puppy dog face. So excited for Guy to be back.

OH no... They aren't going to leave us like this, are they?!?! Assholes!!! Nobody talk to me till next Thursday. I am not okay.

#my dear gangster oppa #luta talks my dear gangster oppa #coconuts mafia #tew x guy

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echovelvet278 · 5 months

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Stinky Wants a Taste of Brad

(continuation of Fatso's New Bubble Butt)

“Hehe yeah Stinky you shoulda seen me in that fleshy, I was smokin!”, Fatso giggled. “Well ya gotta let me try him out! I wanna have a taste Fatso!”, Stinky replied.

It’s been a few weeks since Fatso had his fun inside Brad. He ended up being one of Fatso’s favorite fleshies and couldn’t get Brad off his mind.

“No can do Stinky, I’m keepin’ Brad all for myself hahah”, Fatso declared with a mischievous grin. “I’ll show you him though, and you can watch me hop inside how bout that”, he continued. With a groan, Stinky responded, “No fair. But okay… let’s give ol’ Brad a visit shall we?”. With that, Stinky followed Fatso as they flew over to Brad’s apartment.

Meanwhile at Brad’s apartment…

“Babe please I don’t know what happened to me, I literally don’t remember fucking a man? I’m not even gay I’d never do that?!”, Brad said while on the phone with his ex-girlfriend.

“Oh please stop with the lying, how many times do I have to tell you that I saw you with my own damn eyes! And you weren’t even shocked when I walked in!”, she responded.

Brad replies, “I’m telling you the truth! I woke up butt naked on the floor covered in jizz, maybe that guy broke in and knocked me out I have no idea?! I love you babe, I’d never fuck anyone else!”.

Brad pleaded again, ”Please, I can make it up to you!"

"Oh yeah? How’s that, hm?" she retorted.

A spark of excitement lit up Brad's eyes. "Meet me at my apartment in 2 hours; it’ll be a nice surprise!" he exclaimed with genuine enthusiasm.

"Okay fine, but this doesn’t mean we’re back together," she warned as she hangs up.

In Brad's kitchen, he was on a mission – chopping veggies, tossing herbs, and turning the joint into a homemade pasta sauce that smelled like heaven. And if that wasn't enough, he dived into making a wicked chocolate fondue for dessert. The whole place was a mix of savory and sweet, and Brad couldn't help but taste-test, knowing he was cooking up something special for her.

With the grub in the works, Brad tackled the apartment vibe. He queued up some smooth jazz, not too loud but enough to set the mood. Candles were everywhere, giving off a chill glow, and he threw together a cute table with flowers as the finishing touch. The whole scene screamed "I put thought into this." Brad stepped back, gave a nod of approval, crossing his fingers that this combo of tasty eats and a cozy setup would make her want to get back together with him.

Phasing through the walls of Brad's place, Stinky and Fatso found themselves smack in the middle of a cooking show. Brad was in full chef mode, making the kitchen smell like a foodie's dream. The ghostly duo went invisible and floated to a corner and observed him.

“Mmmm hubba hubba, Brad looks as delicious as ever!” Fatso exclaimed. “And look at all the food he made, all for me hehehe”, he giggled.

“Man Fatso you were right, he’s sexy as hell!” Stinky said.

“Told ya. Now just sit back and enjoy the show!” Fatso replied with a mischievous grin and immediately flew towards the chocolate fondue and phased into it.

“She’s gonna love this!” Brad smiled admiring his work. All the sudden the fondue started bubbling viscously. “What the hell?” Brad said confused as he walked over to it.

Scratching his head, Brad eyed the bubbly fondue skeptically. "Okay, this is definitely not supposed to be happening," he muttered while he brought his face closer to it. As he grabbed a spoon to investigate, Fatso, now within the chocolate mix, couldn't resist a cheeky remark.

"Heh, hope you like your fondue with a touch of ghostly ecto, Brad!" Fatso's voice boomed as his head popped out of the fondue. “What the FUCK?!”, Brad yelled. Just as he opened his mouth to scream, Fatso pulled his fat ghostly body out of the fondue and flew straight for his open mouth. “Comin’ through braddy-boy!”, he yelled before his head plopped into Brad’s mouth. “MMmmph!” came out of Brad’s mouth as it was stuffed with Fatso. Brad was backing up as Fatso fit more and more of his body inside Brad’s mouth and down his throat. Eventually he backed into his couch which caused him to fall and sit down on it.

Brad moaned as the last bit of Fatso’s tail slurped into his mouth with a *fwwoop*. Brad’s body immediately started shaking and jiggling on the couch as Fatso started taking over. His limbs flew out and in as Fatso inflated into them. While this was going on, Stinky appeared above them and smiled. “It’s always nice watching a sexy fleshy get possessed hahah”, he cackled. But what Fatso didn’t know was that Stinky had his own plan.

As Fatso was busy trying to possess Brad, Stinky flew down and pulled down Brad’s pants and underwear, revealing his juicy dick and jiggling balls. “Mmmm those look delicious fleshy! I don’t care what Fatso said, I NEED to have a taste!”, he exclaimed before diving straight for his cock and sliding up his dick slit. Brad’s body was still shaking as Fatso was taking over. Once Stinky got all the way inside, he sabotaged Fatso’s possession attempt.

“Stinky?! What are you doing in here? He’s mine!”, Fatso shouted.

“Sorry Fatso but Brad was just too good to pass up, you’re gonna have to share!”, Stinky replied with a mischievous tone.

Stinky started overpowering Fatso and began to shove him down away from Brad’s head towards his crotch. A gigantic bulge moved downwards, as his pecs inflated then deflated, and continued downwards inflating then deflating his stomach, and finally moving down into Brad’s dick and balls, making them huge. As Fatso’s body shifted, Stinky took the opportunity to fully take over.

Brad’s body, still shaking, was lifted off the couch as his muscles were spasming, legs flailing, dick and balls jiggling. Suddenly a loud *boom* sound was heard as Brad’s body stopped shaking, and his head lifted with a grin.

“Ahhhh oh yeah baby”, Stinky moaned, fully in control of Brad. He quickly took off Brad’s shirt, leaving him fully naked in the middle of the living room. He walked into the bathroom in front of the mirror and admired his naked body in all its glory. Suddenly his cock and balls jiggled slightly, bringing his attention to them.

“Damn it Stinky, you’re so wrong for that!” Fatso said inside Brad’s inflated crotch. “I always get the fat guy so I just wanted to have a thin fleshy all to myself!”, he continued.

“Haha sorry Fatso, maybe next time! Just enjoy the ride down there, it’ll be great!”, Stinky replied as he gripped his gigantic fatso-filled cock and balls.

Stinky noticed the shower was on. Looks like Brad was getting ready to hop in, luckily it was already all nice and hot. As Stinky stepped inside, he moaned as he felt the hot water cover his body. “Ahhh this feels great fleshy!”, he says as he feels up his muscles.

“Ya know what Stinky, it does feel pretty nice in here hehe”, Fatso giggles as he gets more comfortable being situated inside Brad’s crotch. He stops tensing his body as it relaxes, causing Brad’s cock and balls to bulge out more, while some of his ectoplasm briefly slips into his ass making it inflate for a sec. Stinky spends the next few minutes enjoying having full control over Brad.

It was a bit squishy for Fatso, so eventually part of his tail slips out of Brad’s dick, before Fatso sucks it back in with a *pop*. Stinky giggles while turning off the shower, grabbing a towel, and walking out. He dries himself off and walks into the living room, immediately being hit with the aroma of the delicious food Brad made earlier.

“Mmm YUMBO! We gotta taste that grub Stinky!”, Fatso said from Brad’s cock.

“Hmmm fine, but right after I wanna play with this guy’s dick. Plus, you’re making it extra nice and thick, big guy!” Stinky explained.

Stinky walks their body to the food and starts shoving handfuls of it down his throat. “This tastes amazing!”, Stinky says. “Mmmm it really does! This fleshy knows how to cook hahah” Fatso laughs. Even though he’s not in control, he can still taste and feel everything Stinky does.

After a few more minutes of stuffing his face, Stinky eyes the fondue. He grabs the bowl and brings it over to the couch. He sits down and pours the chocolate all over his naked body. It coats his meaty pecs and inflated crotch as it drips down is thighs and legs. His cock quickly inflates into a hard on, prompting Stinky to grip it tight as he begins to stroke it.

“Oh fuck yes!”, Stinky moans as he strokes his dick, using the chocolate as lube. It feels especially good for Fatso, since he’s the one directly inside it. “Ughh hell yeah Stinky this feels incredible!”, Fatso says as Stinky strokes.

After a little over an hour of edging, Stinky and Fatso’s cock bulges before it starts spewing a mix of fatso’s ectoplasm and Brad’s cum all over their body and the floor, getting mixed with the chocolate fondue. Stinky scoops it off his chocolate covered chest and licks it all up.

“Wow! Who woulda thought this combination would taste so amazing!” Stinky said as he swallowed.

Suddenly they hear a knock at the door.

“I wonder who that is? Maybe it’s one of his sexy fleshy friends hahah” Fatso giggles. They get up off the couch, covered in cum and chocolate, and walk to the door and open it.

“Hey Br-… what the FUCK?!”, Brad’s girlfriend says as she sees Brad naked, semi-hard, and covered in chocolate and his manly spunk.

“Who the hell are you fleshy?” Stinky asks her.

“What the hell do you mean? Why the fuck are you covered in chocolate? You’re disgusting!” she yells.

“It’s not that bad bone bag! Come on, give it a taste, it’s incredible!”, Stinky says as he scoops another chunk of the chocolate-spunk mixture off his dick and puts it towards her mouth.

“Eww gross! Get away from me you freak!” she yells as she pushes his hand away and backs up. “I knew this was gonna be stupid! Don’t ever call me again, we’re done!”, she exclaims.

“Ohh Stinky I forgot, that’s Brad’s girl-.. sorry ex-girlfriend. I remember her from last time hahah”, Fatso tells Stinky.

“Ohh gotcha!”, Stinky replies.

“Sorry lady, this sexy ass is reserved for dick haha”, Stinky cackles as he turns around and spreads his cheeks showing his hole. A huge puff of his stench poofs out of it right into her face making her gag. She quickly runs away with a trail of Stinky’s stench following her.

Stinky and Fatso laugh together as they shut the door. “Speaking of dick, we need to get this ass plowed before the night ends!” Stinky tells Fatso.

“Agreed!”, Fatso replies as he recharges Brad’s cock and balls again, making his dick reach full mast, reaching a whopping 10 inches. This prompts Stinky to download grindr on Brad’s phone… again.

To be continued?...

#gay ghost possession #gay possession #ghostly trio #male body possession #male possession #ghostly trio possession

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pianocat939 · 1 year

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Love reading the Donnie fallen for a villain , would it be ok to request Yandere Leo falling for a villain ? Maybe their laugh at his joke and one liners ? I’m fine with HCs if that’s ok ? 🌺

I was working on another request but I hit a sudden block so I'll come back to it later. Anyway, if you read the request this is romantic

Time to feed the giraffes~ *grass confetti everywhere*

Tw: He's like super insecure in this but it's not explicitly stated, breaking in, maybe a tinsy weensy amount of manipulation at the end (I can't tell help)

Yandere Leo with Villain MC who laughs at his jokes Hcs

Another day, another attempt at trying not to be killed by your enemies. As per usual, Leo and his brothers are fighting crime.

While dodging the attacks thrown at him, he exclaims, "Someone really said tango of survival, am I right?!" Throwing in a comedic statement as a way to distract himself from his fear.

A few seconds later, a silent snort came from the enemy, seemingly amused by him.

Leo's brain shuts down for a moment, trying to process what occurred. Someone laughed at his joke? And a genuine one too?

Still stunned, he stands there and looks up at them, in a muddy daze. Unfortunately, he doesn't notice the series of attacks coming at him.

"Leo, look out!" Raph pounces on the blue schemed turtle, diving out of the way.

"They just laughed at my joke..." he pauses, finally regaining his focus, "They just laughed at my joke!" He grins, turning to the air to make a portal. He goes through the electric blue gateway, teleporting elsewhere.

"Only a New Jersian would do something as stupid as hosting a dinosaur magic show!" He arrives right beside the villain, his infamous smirk gleaming from the city's lights.

The villain, Y/n lets out a chuckle before destroying yet another building. A pleasing noise to Leo's nonexistent ears.

"Would you be saying that if I send you to New Jersey myself?" They yank his sword from his grasp and copy his actions, surprisingly making a portal underneath him. "Hahah, sure I- AHHH!" Leo yells in shock, the ground collapsing before him.

And before his siblings can confront the villain any longer, they disappear as well. Leaving the three to go rescue their 2nd eldest. "Someone who finds Leon's comedic drama appealing...I'm speechless." Donnie flatly comments, checking for Leo's tracker.

Meanwhile, in New Jersey, the blue turtle sighs in admiration. He knows they're a villain, but they appreciate his humor! They want to hear him!

And he would be damned if doesn't deliver more.

Within the next few months, with every encounter with the villain, he spews out jokes and comedy lines left and right. He wants to hear more laughs, he wants to see more smiles, and he wants to see more enjoyment.

He doesn't care if you're trying to destroy him, seeing you happy makes him feel more than alive.

Soon enough, he starts to plan his jokes. He does try to keep it relevant to the situation, but some of them can pass up as funny with or without context.

At night when he can't sleep, he silently recites all the lines you've laughed at before. Normally he wouldn't remember them word for word but with you, he does.

Progressing on, he tries to find your home/living space. Just so he can see you privately and give you your own stand-up comedy show. And when he does, all hell breaks loose.

He realizes with his teleportation ability he can visit you whenever he wants. So, he makes the best out of it. Any time his brothers aren't keeping him busy, he visits you or inspects your possessions to see what your interests are.

"Hm, I think I can make 5 new jokes out of this item here. They do seem to like it a lot."

If he finds anyone close to you, he's going to teleport them to an isolated place, a valley of nothingness. No one else will please you, and no one will make you laugh like he does.

He wants to entertain you. He wants to have you love him! He's never felt that his effort has been appreciated like this before!

So keeps your eyes on him, and let him be the star of the show.

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He might be a little out of style from my usual version of Leo but I think it still makes sense.

- Celina

#rottmnt #yandere rottmnt #tmnt #yandere tmnt #rottmnt x reader #tmnt x reader #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #tmnt2018 #leo #yandere #yandere x reader

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runningfrom2am · 3 months

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1. i feel so bad for her. she’s won yet the everything is the same. from receiving no sympathy from the peacekeepers to not being seen as human.

2. THEY BOTH CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER SO MUCH IM GOING TO CRY!!

3. oh how i love characters who know how and when to lie. there should be more of them for the sake of my sanity.

4. there it is, the mental block. how could she live with herself if she couldn’t escape her actions in full capacity?

5. salt; alongside “purity”, “preservation” and “welcome”, symbolises “chastisement”, “bad thoughts” and “death” in literature. i cannot wait to form my precise thoughts on this with the coming chapters.

6. slow down with making the games better coryo, will you? uniforms and security- don’t give them ideas.

7. why does everything come down to sejanus? will he ever catch a break?

8. the fact that even if she says she forgave him, with a paranoia like that, it’s doubtful that he’ll believe her.

9. “They had already grieved your death.” “By the pricking of my thumbs, / Something wicked this way comes.”

10. THE POET AND THE SINGER!!

1. SHE HAS CHANGED BUT NOTHING ELSE HAS :(

2. they really just need to talk bro fr

3. yeah even if she’s got that mental block happening she knows enough to keep coryo (and herself) safe

4. yuppp the mental block and as she should imo. i’m honestly happy for her with that one hahah

5. the ‘salt’ is certainly a LOT to unpack. like she did it to “protect” herself and mentally it was totally figurative but in practice, in this case, it was very very real so she protected herself but at what cost (she knows but she doesn’t want to).

6. NO LITERALLY HAHAHA like ofcccc he would give them a solution 😅. i mean, why not tho, it’s not like his girl would be back in the games next year, so why would he care if they can cheat or not in the future?

7. i feel bad for him LMAO but he’s so safe,, like no one believes sejanus plinth would give her any kind of weapon. he hates the games, yes, but he wouldn’t encourage that kind of violence especially from someone who wasn’t even his own tribute who he had known personally. i think if it was marcus who did that and made those claims, maybe someone would believe it. but overall i think he’s pretty damn safe bc he is just too nice for that even if he did want to help her.

like, as if sejanus and r of all people would conspire to cheat in the games, lol. they’re both too gentle.

8. yeahhhh it’s sketchy at best. obviously she really wants to forgive him, but first and foremost she is afraid, and that’s hard to get past in the best of times.

9. omg i’m boutta make a confession,,, that was unintentional and a throwaway line i literally added in tumblr after pasting it over here BUT you’re right that macbeth may become so relevant 🥲

10. AHHH YES like ofc they would be friends stop they’re both so sweet 🥲🥲

#i have the answers #cold nights <3 #that-veela-girl

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justanotherfanaccount · 1 year

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shadow and bone s2e4 reaction

everyone's reactions to the engagement 😳

zoyas back to herself hahah

bitch ass...she is not ruined (she is ruination)

damn...openly kissing right after your engagement announcement?? 👀 yes...I see nothing going wrong

ope...guess who was right and who's brother saw that!!

what is this boy doing??? (baghras finger) God damn

they really made baghra a better (nicer) person in this version though...

"it'll give me some comfort to know you're with me" is the nicest thing kaz can say hahaha

"if the plan goes awry" ...book kaz's plans never go awry...they just turn into plan f

"kinda like your face" IS THAT THE RIP-OFF "maybe I liked your stupid face" !?!?! IT BETTER NOT BE

ok jesper guessing what kaz is gonna say was amazing top notch quality...one of my new favorite moments

...this is also crooked kingdom...(the costumes)...it SCARES ME

...ope...nina is in this plan...she might ruin it (she hasn't really been a CROW yet...she cares more about Matthias at the moment and Pekka can give her that)

anndd...that happened sooner than I expected

it took kaz almost a whole book to forgive jesper for ACCIDENTALLY telling people they were leaving town...idk how he's gonna forgive nina for PURPOSELY doing this

love alina learning the cut...get it girl

also Tamar and Nadias chemistry 👀👀 I see you (ps Tamar is so gorgeous how do I focus with her on screen 😭)

David's actor is so good! the pain in his voice when he mentions genya 🥺🥺

"I share no bond with kirigan" 😳 girl is done with him

"it's a little unsettling how you talk about him like he's someone else" get it mal! I love that line

please be a kaz plan please be a kaz plan please be a kaz plan please be a kaz plan

inej saving the people on the ship 😭😭 I love her so much

again I say...please be a kaz plan please be a kaz plan... how else does he forgive nina?

this is literally crooked kingdom...the fake plague?

YES ITS A KAZ PLAAANNN

I KNEW IT I LOVE KAZ PLANS

wylan 🥰 (it was such a short scene...I just love him)

jesper in his costume brooo

hell yeah I love crazy kaz

"you'll never find your son in time" badass shit

start begging Pekka. start begging.

honestly...not mad that they moved this plot up sooner cuz there is still a lot that happens in six of crows and crooked kingdom with van eck and the ice court...this gets Pekka out of the way

aahhhhhh freddy is an amazing kaz!!!!

right after his big Pekka throw down he looks at jesper and nina like he was ashamed he learned his secret and it just ahhhhh

tolya and his poetry hahaha loovee

damn nikolais brother whose name I forgot! rude!

Vasily...it was said

ew...don't kiss her hand vasily...nasty

his son being okay gets me though 🥺 the little boy didn't do anything wrong and kaz knows that

"you could come with me" for being so good at flirting with everyone...i love how bad he is at it with the people he actually likes

"I can't make you any promises, or predict what might happen between us. but I can tell you that, I'd like to find out." CRIES 😭😭

ok imma be honest...I got a bit of wesper in e4 spoiled for me because I opened tumblr and THERE IT WAS and was SO UPSET because I love their slow burn

it just seems like they rushed it...they barely know each other...GIVE ME MY SLOW BURN

but also this scene is really cute

BUT WHY WE MOVING SO FUCKING FAST BRO

...I went back and rewatched the scene because as I said in a previous post...I always rewatch wylan scenes and

WYLANS LITTLE TURNED AWAY SMILE AFTER JESPERS SPEECH OMGGG HES SO ADORABLE

kaz being mad at inej but just because he was worried about her 🥺

"weak link" this bitch is so bad at feelings...we all know you love her

I just know that if we could see in his head like the books he'd be yelling at himself

I love nikolai "wear it that is...not punch me"

this scene is like word for word! love!

Vasily gives me slimey vibbeess

I'm so excited for this scene

AND HERE WE GO

BRO WAS LITERALLY RIPPED IN TWO

darkling really just walked past alina like 🚶‍♂️

I love the darklina scenes thouggghh they're done so well to the book!!

is it bad to say that I expected genya to be...worse than she is??? 👀

like girl was described as missing an eye and basically looking almost non-humanlike due to the torture she endured

but now she has like some scratches on her face

"do you see him?" 👀 same alina...same

(imma just put this here in my small shameful way but...the darkling looks really hot when he's trembling with anger 😗...)

#im sorry that ben barnes is hot #its not my fault #its his #😤#kaz brekker #crazy kaz #wesper #wesper is a slow burn #im a little nervous but i have hope #shadow and bone #sab #sab spoilers #sab s2e4 #shadow and bone s2e4 #shadow and bone reaction #justanothersbreaction #six of crows #soc

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cheemken · 10 months

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What do you mean the villain au is supposed to be dead dove don't eat???? hello?????

but will you actually write the au like that or keep it as it is? I'm curious what changes there will be or will it stay the same?

if it's no trouble, what about a little snippet of it being dead dove don't eat, if that's alright with you!

Yeah it's supposed to be the epitome of all my angsty stuff, like, the whumpiest of whump of all my aus, all the fucked up horrible things that a character can go through or do should be in that au hahah

Ah, idk, maybe?? If someone asks hahah or maybe that chance went by na, so hey I'm just going w what we have rn, it's still dope hahah

And I didn't really write stuff bc ofc it's just a concept for me, just smth I'd think abt and I never write that stuff down unless someone asks or if I wanna share hahah but hey have some concepts on the initial concept of the villain Dia au, as a treat uvu

Like,, Diantha is legit the worst in my initial concept of the villain au, homegirl legitimately did not give a single fuck abt anyone that isn't her brother or Geeta, she actually killed Malva herself and made her own pkmn watch. Her manipulation runs especially deep in Augustine to the point that this man couldn't even talk back in a certain tone to his sister nor could he ever say no to her, so every secret he was told to keep by someone else, he has to tell her, or else. And hey, w Geeta too, she probs killed a man for Dia at one point let's be real, and Dia showered her w praises, telling her she's such a really good friend for doing her that one favour

Idk if you remember but like, that concept w Mom Carnet? Yeah, Diantha wasn't supposed to kill her during that, my first thought of it was that she kept Mom Carnet alive till present time, and tortured her in the basement. Yknow, burning her skin too, hitting her with that rod, engraving her own initials on Mom Carnet's body, laughing at her as she watches her cry and plead for forgiveness, to just kill her, to grant her at least that mercy. But nah, Diantha suffered so long under her mother, it's only fair her mother suffers too. Mom Carnet is still alive tho, like that concept where Cynthia and Augustine tries to look for Dia? Yeah, Augustine was supposed to find Mom Carnet in the basement during that hahah

Dia in the initial concept is an absolute demon spawn, like tragic backstory be damned honestly, she doesn't care abt purging the world of evil or anything, oh no, she just wanted a world where she would be hailed as queen, for people to worship her like the god that she is. Like she really got everyone in Kalos wrapped around her fingers and none of them are any wiser. When she killed Malva, she told everyone that she probably couldn't stand a life without Lysandre, so she followed suit, and the people believed her and they all grieved, but Dia really didn't care, she thought it was funny that they'd grieve over a member of Flare, a useless organization that was ran by an even worthless man

She really knows how to break anyone and make them bow to her will, knows just what they desire, sensual or not, she'll give them just that, give them everything they want, and suddenly she'd take it from them, saying if they don't pledge their loyalty to her, then they'd share the same fate as those who were damned by Arceus

And yknow, the tournament thing happened still, but w this I wanna say Diantha really didn't cause a huge uproar w Yveltal, rather she got Rose assassinated, or she got him kidnapped, and she ends up torturing him the same way she did w Mom Carnet. Like maybe locking him up in a dark and small room, leaving him there for days, until he loses his mind. And for her it's fun to watch him slowly descend to madness, it's fun taunting him on where his little champion is, why isn't he here to save you then? She'd laugh at him, showing him a picture of Leon still living his best life, and then looks at Rose, sneering at him, bc he doesn't care about you. He never did. And basks in the sheer amount of morbid joy she felt when his arrogant look paled, this is what happens I guess, when you try to challenge me

And yeah hahahah this was really fun to write for this ask, but yeah that's like, the tip of the iceberg still ig there's still a whole lot going on but hey hahah

#real quick tho is it really still called dead dove dont eat?? like.. for the really angsty stuff?#cause i looked it up here and majority of the content in that tag is smut #is whump the thing i should use for this??#ah well hey if anything yall just send an ask on what tags to use on this bc i really dont know #angst #heavy angst #death mention tw #torture mention #murder mention tw #just to be safe hahah #villain diantha au #an ask and an answer #anon

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my dear friend. i am so mentally exhausted and have shed literal tears tonight. i am so happy. i will catch up on everything you’ve posted for tonight in the morning, but what were ur thotz abt tonight <3

omg hi you dont have to do that! you’re too nice to me rosey. besides i turned into a little autistic creature last night lolol, sorry y’all had to witness that. but im so glad you saw that card! it was INSANE!! i was so prepared for it to be not that great because 2022 has kinda sucked in terms of fights yknow? just lots of dubious, weird moments with injuries and strange decisions within the organization and ofc its not the fighters’ faults but still i was so ready for this to be bad

luckily it was actually amazing all the way from the start of prelims to the end of the main event!! it was incredible!! they said it broke the record for first round finishes! i just cant believe the show they all put on… they have so much heart and courage, every single one of them

i was actually considering not buying the ppv this time because 280 was so bad LOL could you imagine if i didnt buy it? i would have missed possibly the best card this entire year

first of all i was so overcome with joy when dan got the win over puelles, i was damn near crying hahah. i mean a win over costco ryan hall is not SUPER impressive but who cares?? THAT’S MY BOY!! HE’S SO CUTE!! and i want him in perth dammit. give him his flowers dana. (fun fact: i started watching mma mainly because i watched the conor vs. urijah season of tuf and i thought ryan hall was so cool LMAO)

(this crusty ahh drawing from 2021…. yup i thought he was super cool and im kinda sad that he’s less active than other fighters but if i were offered a fight with ryan hall i’d probably turn it down too)

as for frankie vs. gutierrez my stomach dropped when he landed that knee bruh. what the hell was that? bro HAD to know that was frankie’s last fight and to do that to him in front of his family is just sick… i mean good on him for not sandbagging just for someone else’s career to go out on a nice note but did you have to finish him that brutally?? idk man maybe im just a casual but he deserves more than that

poirier vs. chandler… im not even exaggerating when i say that fight made me nearly puke and pass out bro. i got fucked up sweat glands so your girl can’t sweat but if she could she woulda been DRIPPING from head to toe last night LOL. guys i think the reason i went so crazy was because i actually mentally prepared myself for the fight to be bad, for real. that’s genuinely what i did. i went into the fight telling myself that there was a well and good possibility that michael might actually just wrassle him into a decision and i was all good with it because i was still gonna like them no matter what. but HOLY CRAP i need to remind myself to never doubt them ever again because that was AMAZING!!!! start to finish was just an absolute dog fight. they looked so exhausted and broken and blood was pouring everywhere and michael was tossing dustin like a bag of flour only for said bag of flour to start raining punches on him (a la justin gaethje lol) and it was fucking incredible and i cant believe it really happened. not to mention the alvarez-chandler-gaethje-poirier circle of violence is finally complete hahah omg it feels unreal. and i can't believe dustin finished ALL of them.. he's so classy and talented and handsome lul he's really the perfect fighter

but hol on i wanna mention michael cheating because i’m not gonna lie that really made me question him?? not that iron michael chandler cares about what some delusional mma fan in canada thinks about him LMAO but still he always carries himself like a professional athlete everywhere he goes and he seems to pride himself on his ability to stand out among the fighters who don’t have the speaking style or the business etiquette that he does, so when he went into the fight and started pounding on the back of his head and actually HOOKING HIS FINGERS on the inside of dustin’s mouth trying to make him show his neck, it made me scratch my head because why are you behaving like an olympic athlete in front of the press only to go in the cage and treat your opponent like an abused farm animal lmao?

though im ngl… the idea of this polite, charismatic, american psycho type dude entering the cage and turning on mean ape mode is actually fucking hilarious? and he’s kind of more interesting to me now?? so i guess it doesn’t really matter that my opinion of him went down a little hahah silly observation but there’s my two cents. i’m still super impressed by both of them and they both have my heart at the end of the day

during weili vs carla i was playing runescape. i’m so sorry. i was just tryna level up my fishing i really have no clue what happened other than that weili finished carla because she’s really awesome and she kicks ass and i feel really bad that i wasn't paying attention IM SORRY LMAO!! my social credit score is in massive danger rn

izzy vs pereira had me biting my nails into little shreds because i could feel exactly what they were feeling. alex is just one of those “one clean hit and you’re out” fighters but izzy is obviously still a master of striking so watching those exchanges was like watching two people balancing on a plank over shark-infested waters lolol it was crazy nerve wracking. however y’all know that i was rooting for alex so i am super duper happy and i can’t wait to see who challenges him next!! tbh i’d prefer anybody but khamzat because if he really does move up to middleweight and becomes alex’s first challenger he’s fucked lmao cries… please start training in dagestan alex thank u <3

thanks for asking me ahh it really means a lot to me that you actually care about what i think. :D let me know what you thought about it too!!

#mma

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A story for you as you’re bored - my boyfriend is fully aware of my 1D passion (I subject him to their music a bit too often) and how I read fanfic etc but he never actively *engaged* with the topic apart from the occasional chat, he doesn’t really know anything about them and even if I rant about Louis or Harry he never actually asks. Well, today somehow he ended up asking me “but so 1D broke up cause they had a fight or why?” ….and I was like…man….where do I even start hahah. I looked at him and said “you sure you want to know?” and I thought about that tumblr post “for your own sake, don’t ask me about one direction” and damn, so true. I spoke passionately for the following 20 minutes and I even made an effort to spare him all the details I could have gone into… fun part is that the poor thing actually listened. Guess it’s only fair after all the things I had to learn about football in the past years to keep up with him. Anyways, being in this fandom sometimes suck but taking the trip down the 2014/2015/2016 memory lane made me nostalgic and very fucking aware of how I would willingly give up on way too much (like my dignity? A kidney? My savings? All of the above?) just to see them together again. I know it would never be the same but damn, I’m almost 30 and still here, a hostage of this fucking band. Stockholm Syndrome my ass.

oh my god!!! literally a few days ago i was having a bad day and so my friends and i ended up watching old 1d videos, like i'm talking about xfactor auditions and i just. the baby who sang "isn't she lovely" is topping charts now??? and also, baby larry were something else like you could see they were sooooo in love!!! i feel like you can not explain the 1d fandom experience to anyone without looking like a crazed person because there's so much to unpack hgaayakfahk also in your list of given up things, you forgot sanity because that's also gone 💀💀💀

#thank you for sharing this and keeping me entertained #also as someone who became a larrie in 2014....... everything that happened after it was wild™#non non

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- the principal must be getting so annoyed getting all those calls aha

- Simon has such a beautiful voice 🥺

- the money issue really plays into everything damn

- omg sara wtf that’s so rude???? sorry they couldn’t afford a nicer pair??

- okay wille you don’t have to ignore Simon in PE like you can pass it to him😭

- oooh smarrttt to convince Vincent

- omg wille stop being so passive aggressive just sit there and let Simon have space please😭

- IT IS MALIN FORCING HIM NO😭😭 doing her job but still😭😭

- the symbolism of the snow globe breaking omg:(

- “at least you don’t have to be crown prince”:/

- okay that’s an interesting take to say that they’re okay with it if he keeps it private til an adult and it’s on his own terms. that doesn’t change the way everything else is though, and the thing is, it wasn’t on his terms and it never will be . I think that would’ve been okay if he didn’t already have to deny the video but it’s not a normal coming out situation now

- he should see a therapist though I do agree with that

- Simon went to the principal?? wow I was wondering what he was doing, he has a huge heart

- I’m ngl tho wille would be an annoying ex I’m sorry HAHAH it’s feeling real

- okay pls tell simon the whole truth

- wille you CANT just expect Simon to go back to you like that

- GOOD SIMON. such a mature way to look at it

- don’t tell me sara is going to go try sleep with august

- omg the phone. can she do much with that information tho? like she can tell august but he can’t tell anyone- I guess he’d treat felice like shit though:/

- awe smelling the jumper and looking at the fish🥺 and wearing the jumper omg

- I love that Simon is expressing his feelings through song this season, he’s so lovely to listen to and it also gives him an outlet without someone else constantly sharing their own opinion

- the symbolism of taking the jumper off and feeling freer 🥹 this is what he needs rn

- the way he’s looking around Marcus’s place exactly like wille did to his, calling it cozy and everything 😭

- omg SIMON that was smooth

- okay that’s so sweet but I feel like Simon DID kinda want to fuck lmao. this is why you don’t use people as a rebound, Marcus’s feelings are gonna get hurt 🥴

- SARA WHY IS AUGUST MORE IMPORTANT TO YOU THAN YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH FELICE EVEN

- and now they’re gonna fuck? ugh

- okay that was a WEIRD experience for him lmaoo

- wille please just make the most of the situation . Like even if he never talks about the video he should talk about Erik.

- the anxiety pamphlet!! yes!!! this is what he needs🥺

- awe come onnn not MARCUS at whatever they’re doing to distract wille😭 poor wille

- this does not feel safe having wille shoot things when his ex’s new guy is there asdfgh

- you cant blame Marcus though like he’s just vibing, he didn’t even seem to know who wille was so I feel like he doesn’t even know about the video and Simon

- yesss !!!! august is OUT of prefect positionnn

- the little smile HAHA

- damn I didn’t even think about how felice quitting would affect sara too. too bad , good on felice for quitting!!!

- okay as much as I hate august he was much better at being team captain than Vincent will be💀 that’s so mean to valter what

- cheating?? hmmmmm. For simons sake I’ll accept it but idk

- ITS THE SAME SONG FROM SEASON ONE

- “do you know him?” WILLE you know DAMN well

- hmm we will see what is happening with the Queen and august hmm

- DONT SNOOP

#young royals #yr s2

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12/02/23

I try so hard, I always do. It just breaks my heart when I finally feel myself giving up. One character out even before could actually introduce her. sed na?!Ik. haha also as far as i can remember it was in Pune when I last cried in a public washroom haha that actually got me smiling in there haha Not the best Sunday morning IG. Lavender is fine prolly. Is it this hard to keep a boyfrnd AND a bestfrnd. hahah actually was going to say smthg else but it felt so inappropriate *winks. Writing it makes me feel better already. Also another character I've been prepping to write about, I just dont understand it yet, I have been thinking alot. Why is every fucking relationship I have is so damn messed up right now. WTF is wrong with me!?!?!?!Why does it always have to be all or nothing!??!When am I actually gonna be able to love with half a heart?!?!!?WHEN?!?!?!?!? but must say, MotherRRR knows best!!!!

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Fake social media | (Part 2)

Pt.1

H.S x male!reader (he/him)

A/N: Second part of the seriessss!! As always please leave some feedback💌 so i know u liked it. Also you cannot take my work and put it in another platform, thanks <3

pls give me some concepts cause im running out of ideas lol

Face claim: @hernankanno on instagram <3

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@yourinstagram: Today is our 6th Anniversary, 6 big years married to the love of my life and I couldn’t be more happy about it. I can only thank you for being the most amazing husband in the world, thank you for always being there for me. I can’t wait to have so many more anniversaries with you, H. I love you.

P.S: We never give content about us together so you can have this pics lol.

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@harryfan4: JAW ON THE MF FLOOR

@harryfan1: HOLY SHIT

@harrystyles: I love you my dear husband.

@yourinstagram: 😚😚 ilyt

@harryfan5: shitting tears rn😍

@taylorswift: Congratulations you two!! So happy for you both!!🙌🙌💖

@adele: Yes!! Another year full of love!!

@florencepugh: Congratulations to my favourite people!!

@zendaya: Congrats!!! Another year that our besties got married!! Damn I miss the iconic wedding you had, can we have another one?

@yourinstagram: Good question daya. @harrystyles what do you think?🥱

@harrystyles: ehh

@jacobelordi: no wedding, no like.

@harrystyles: not fair.

@harryfan6: PLS OMFG ANOTHER WEDDING WOULD BE AWESOME

@harryfan1: he commented again. im exploting.

harry&y/nfan5: I would literally pass away.

y/nfan6: HAHAHHA JACOB

@benbarnes: Congrats to my fav couple!!

@harryfan6: IM SORRY BUT THE FIRST FUCKING PICTURE ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!&1):92)/91!

@harryfan9: FRRR IM CRYING SO HARD RN

y/nfan2: IM SO JEALOUS LIKE WHAT

harryfan5: idk who i want to be, harry or y/n 💀

@danaigurira: Congratulations!!! Send you both lots of love!!

@hunterschafer: Congrats besties!! So happy for you lot! Sending all my love to you both and Philip!!

(A/N: Phillip is their child lol)

@tchalamet: YooooOOOoo THAT pic

yourinstagram: AHAHQJSHQIA SHH TIMMY

@y/nfan2: what are they talking about 😭

@y/nfan8: ik, so random💀

@juliannemoore: Congratulations loves!! All my love and happiness to you both!!💖

@troyesivan: CONGRATS TO MY FAV GAYS!!😩😩😩

@yourinstagram: HAJSAJAJAHAH

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@harrystyles: My muse and love of my life thank you for all this wonderful years, we’ve been together longer than our marriage years but ever since we got married I can just burst with love, thank you for everything y/n, I’m so excited to spend much more years and anniversaries with you, xx H.

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@yourinstagram: I love you so much H

@harrystyles: i love you more <3

harry&y/nfan2: MY PARENTS 😭💞

@gemmachan: Im going to cry, I remember when you both were just teenagers in love and now It’s your sixth anniversary as a married couple 💔😭

@yourinstagram: don’t cry 😭 youre gonna make me cry

@harrystyles: lets just dont bring up our past selves

@yourinstagram: why? you embarrassed of your old funny cringy-self? or what else u embarrassed for? the twitter thing? HAHAH

@harrstyles: I am embarrassed, of you.

@yourinstagram: OH YOU DID NOT

@gemmachan: OH HE DID NOT

@harryfan3: PLS THEYRE CHILDREN

@harryfan1: harry just wrote more comments. im going to combust

@y/nfan3: HAHAHAHAH

@tomholland2013: Congrats mates!!

@richardmadden: Congrats fellas!!

@twhiddleston: Congrats!!! 👏👏👏

@mattxhitt: Congratulations lads!!

@dominicfike: Yuhhh Harry!! Love you both mates!!

(lmao its all congratulations fellas, mates, lads, guys 💀 its hard to continue with a concept that I dont know what to do with, im just going with the flow 😭)

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@yourinstagram: we decided on going to the beach, Phillip was so excited, in fact he was that excited that he fell and cried for about ten minutes until he distracted himself with a bird 💀

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@harrystyles: it was a disaster.

@florencepugh: what happened?😭

@yourinstagram: Phillip fell, Harry and I forgot the towels, we left them at our counter, we had to wait until we dried ourselves naturally, we forgot to bring water, Harry almost got drowned by a bunch of waves and then the mosquitos attacked us. Harry’s right, it was a disaster 💀💀

@harryfan6: PLS OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS

@y/nfan: imagine harry and y/n fighting the mosquitos so they didn’t do anything to Phillip 😭

@harryfan4: HAHAHA yes but imagine Harry getting dragged by the waves 💀

@harryfan3: PLSSS

@mileycyrus: when will I get to see my not-blood-related nephew??

@yourinstagram: SOONNNN

@y/nfan3: WHAT

@tchalamet: IS PHILLIP OKAY???

@yourinstagram: yes, not a single scratch in his body, istg that baby can be so dramatic sometimes 💀

@harrystyles: he is your son after all.

@yourinstagram: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

@gemmachan: AHSIWHAKLMFAOO HARRY😭

@harryfan5: AHHAHHAHA HARRY

@harryfan4: PLSSS

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@gemmastyles: Phillip met some goats for the first time today, he loved them 😭😭

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@yourinstagram: PLS WHEN HE BACKED OFF THE GOAT AND FELL BECAUSE HE GOT SCARED AHAHAH💀

@gemmastyles: IT WAS SO FUNNY

@harrystyles: poor phillip, if only he knew you guys laugh when he falls 😕

@yourinstagram: you laughed too, dont lie, even snorted trying to stifle your laugh 💀

@harryfan5: AHAJSHWIAH EXPOSED

@harryfan7: PLSSS HARRY

@harryfan8: that means we have more dadrry concepts yall

@harryfan9: ^ HAJAHAHS PLEASE, fanfic writers fellas wya

@mileycyrus: I’m so jealous 🥱

@yourinstagram: WE’LL SEE YOU SOON DONT WORRY

@harryfan8: MMM SUS

@florencepugh: I miss Phillip sm, BRING HIM TO ME👹

@yourinstagram: pls, everybody wants to see Phillip 😭

@harrystyles: it’s his Styles genetics, the little lad is such an icon

@yourinstagram: -🥸🤓

@harryfan6: he called harry a grandpa nerd PLSSSS

@y/nfan6: this is gold 😭

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moonandsunwoo · 2 years

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Tbz reaction to u getting flustered bc of their performance

# — pairing: tbz x reader (no pronouns used)

# — genre: crack/fluff? (Rated G)

# — warnings: noneeeee just some are a bit smug? Lowercase intended

Hiiiii happy Halloween? If u celebrate at least, bc i don’t! I’d like to give my thanks to @aixy-hpsa who’s basically contributed to that whole mess here, ily bro. Have a lovely day! (I will do the “read more” thingies as soon as i figure out how to make tumblr not act up, i promise, thank u for understanding) also stream the feels by twice and maverick when its out tomorrow yehaw

sangyeon…. oh he’s…☺️☺️ you all know the smile. kinda proud he has that effect on u, kinda shy too? he didn’t expect such a strong reaction to their performance, you had seen the dance practices already so…came a bit surprising, felt good none the less. would maybe smile at u but no further teasing.

jacob…. awww he’d be kinda touched? like it’s always good to know what effect he has on u but to get you flustered? heh, that’s cute. would 12/10 pull you into a tight hug n smile quietly against the crock of your shoulder. WHIPPED

younghoon…. he was just doing his thing really and yet something about the lights and the outfits today was just…damn your boy preeetty. he caught you staring like one too many times so he gets a bit sus a bit confused before sincerely asking if something was wrong. your answer: „no you’re just hot“ wasn’t quite what he expected but it made him smile so much <3

hyunjae…. he is immediately just a blushing shy mess. its not even funny, he gets so shy himself aww.sure, he has his five minutes (maybe twenty) of being on cloud nine but the moment he realises what’s going on and what (or who) got you flustered like that (he) his brain just goes into overdrive man. maybe its hormones maybe its hyunjae being a softie deep down (and also on the surface, and i will die on that hill, fight me if you must)

juyeon…. "Is something wrong?" would first be the one misunderstanding your shy behavior. you’ve seen him dance before and all so…but if he gets the hint maaaaan. remember that little smile he gave Kevin in „game of princes EP 1“ after Kevin complimented him? (here u go) yeh. that. now u deal with that bestie

chanhee…. “don’t be silly.” chanhee is a bit too embarrassed to admit how much he liked seeing your reaction to him so he just tries to scoff it off. won’t work, believe me, his ears and cheeks give him away immediately. also bc he first was almost offended when he saw that you weren’t looking anymore, but that was before he knew why

changmin…. “what did you say?“ honestly, changmin would just make fun of the situation. “why does that fluster you so much, have you not watched carefully before? does that mean you don’t pay attention to me-“ quickly turns into a playful banter.

kevin…. another one from the smug yet shy itty bitty committee. super stoked he has that effect on u but like…and now? he wants to tease but he doesn’t even know how. but he’s definitely having a major hot-boy moment after that ((u gotta praise some more confidence into that boy will you))

haknyeon…. mwahahahah u better not let that boy catch you blushing and turning away aight. lovely haknyeon is competitive and in his eyes he just won something. idk what it is but I’m still convinced that haknyeon is still a hormonal driven teen who needs reassurance in stuff like that (take this with a grain of salt, will you) and you just gave him that.

sunwoo…. downright shameless, will immediately catch onto it and rub it in every second he can. be that with little smiles, teasing comments or a wink (do u wanna hit him already, yes, it’s okay bestie I get it) kim sunwoo will never let go of the fact that he could get you flustered with his moves, not ever.

eric…. okay first he’s sTOKED BRO. ego on a hiiiigh…and so is his pulse hahah pls. internally he’s probably flustered as well, bc look he tried to get a reaction like that out of u (why else would he be moving them hips like that, u feel me) but thE FACT THAT IT WORKED. woah

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Trucy and Maya sign Phoenix up for Queer eye after his name is cleared. By the time filming starts he’s decided to study for the bar again and is honestly excited to have some help putting his life back together.

They tear apart his house and drag him for the fact he is wearing socks with sandles and his closet is nothing but sweatshirts and beach clothes. He Does have an old like shakespeare costume in the depths of his closet that Johnathan puts on as well as the Furio Tigre shirt. They check out the magic equipment and Phoenix goes on his proud dad rant about how she’s the light of his life and so talented and he loves her-

Jonathan takes him to the salon for a hair cutting. Under the Beanie his hair got kinda long and gnarly. He didn’t want people to recognize him and even know the idea of it’s still a little anxiety provoking. But he also Wants to look good again and feel confident. Jonathan gives him a scruff trim too and they stop at a goatee. They laugh and Phoenix sends a picture to someone. Oooh your boyfriend? Haha not exactly. They end up going clean shaven tho. As they’re walking out Phoenix stares at his phone and goes. Huh. Maybe we should have kept the goatee.

Antoni asks him what he can cook. He proudly announces he makes the best pancakes. And that he can make a few other things that aren’t blatant depression meals. That what he knows he learned cause he wanted to take care of Trucy but he’s a little ashamed at how often the priority was ‘just make sure she eats something’ because he was too exhausted for more. That he Wants to have this big family dinner with all the people who helped and supported him while he was disbarred. Antoni teaches him how to make a big roast for special occasions and some easier healthy meals for normal days.

Bobby helps him reestablish his house, reducing the clutter that Phoenix has been too tired to clean himself along with making the space more usable to the big groups of family Phoenix wants to be able to host here without embarrassment.

Tan takes him out to get new clothes. Before he does Trucy actually pulls Tan aside and says her uncle already got Daddy a new suit and can we arrange it so Daddy finds it because it’s perfect but Uncle Miles is worried he’s putting the pressure on too hard since Daddy’s already taking the bar exam for him again (again?) and-

Tan gets him a wardrobe that is more presentable and upscale for court/everyday. They ‘find’ a blue suit with a red tie. Phoenix breaks down crying and Tan is Very concerned but - No... I just... I know who made this suit. That jerk. Of course he already had a suit made for me. I love it. It’s perfect.

And Karamo and him talk about how he has all these people he owes so much to now because he couldn’t have done this without them and he doesn’t know how to even start paying them all back and honestly he was such a bastard these last few years and he’s not even sure how to stop being that person sometimes even though he Wants to. He wants to be that trusting person that Believes in people again. And maybe they all expect him to go back to being that person and he doesn’t want to disappoint them because he loves them so fucking much especially after they went and did this for him too-

And Karamo stops him and asks him if he saw the video that his family submitted asking them to come help Phoenix. Which he hasn’t.

Daddy gave up everything for me. To make sure I grew up happy and loved and he did. He’s the best Daddy in the world. And I want him to be happy. Just as happy as he’s made me.

Nick’s been there for me, when no one else was. Just. Over and over again. Believed in me when no one else did. Pearl give Trucy the camera and come tell everyone how awesome Nick is. He just needs a little help remembering that. Cause he’s a idiot sometimes.

Wright is... he’s my oldest and dearest friend. He’s brilliant and kind and he saved me. And if there is anything I can do to help him reclaim his proper place in the courtroom I would do it, without hesitation. Once you see him in court you’ll understand exactly why I- Kay. Kay why do you have a camera?!

You said you’d do anything Mr. Edgeworth!

I- what is this about?!

“You know you’re friends better than we do but I don’t think they’re keeping score. And if you really want to show your gratitude, beating yourself up over it isn’t the way to do it. You could start by saying thank you instead.”

“Heh. I told Edgeworth that same thing.”

And they invite the whole Wright family over to the big thank you feast. He’s cleaned up and wearing a nice Dad sweater. He gets dog piled in hugs and then Maya yells at him for not making hamburgers instead. Edgeworth shows up a hour late with a bottle of wine and a faint smile.

“Wright I was lead to believe you purchased a suit recently? If you’re done covering yourself in flour,” I’m gonna cover you in flour. “Would you like to show us.”

“Don’t expose the kids to your suit fetish Edgeworth.”

“That’s not! Wright just-. Put the damn suit on Wright.”

“Hahah yeah okay.”

He does and everyone tells him how great he looks and damn is that a waistcoat? Someone’s grown up. And not just out.

And Edgeworth just watches him with quiet tender eyes as everyone else talks.

“Wright?” Hm? “You’re missing a part.”

“Huh? I got everything! I double- no - Triple checked!”

“You forgot this.” He opens his palm. A shiny golden badge in it. “Congrats on passing the bar exam.”

The episode is a fan favorite.

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #miles Edgeworth #trucy wright #maya fey #i feel like Edgeworth would try very hard to avoid the cameras #but also he Does want to shake all of their hands and tell them he's a big fan #why am i incapable of writing short things

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