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huihuiheart · 3 years

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In Bed - Wang Ziyi

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100% - Switch 97% - Exhibitionist 84% - Dominant 80% - Degrader 78% - Submissive 78% - Primal (Hunter) 75% - Rigger 74% - Voyeur 73% - Sadist 71% - Experimentalist 69% - Primal (Prey) 68% - Daddy/Mommy 68% - Rope bunny 66% - Degradee 65% - Brat tamer 63% - Owner 59% - Brat 58% - Vanilla 58% - Masochist 47% - Master/Mistress 43% - Slave 42% - Pet 40% - Ageplayer 34% - Boy/Girl 14% - Non-monogamist

Description:

Switch: Ziyi is a switch to his core. He can switch on a dime too, but don’t worry he has the stamina for it. He has a tiny bit of a dom lean, but not much of one, so really whatever you’re down for he is too. This also makes him the perfect teacher if you’re a more inexperienced switch. He can teach how to dom or sub depending on what you want to learn. The hardest thing about him being so switchy is learning all of his triggers for each side of him.

Exhibitionist: Ziyi may be a little flustered, but he won’t hesitate to show off. Whether it be videos to his s/o, porn, mutual masturbation, or showing off to others. He’s all for it. He doesn’t much like to share his s/o (if you’re in a relationship), but he thinks it’s super sexy to show that side of one or both of you. It’s super aesthetic and arousing to him, though he might wear masks/hide faces in regards to porn.

Dominant /Degrader: He’s more of a soft dom, in that his punishments tend to not be super extremely physical for the most part (I’ll explain more in the sadist part), but he loves to break you down with his words. Make you squirm and drip by speaking the filthiest shit about you, honestly, he could possibly make you cum untouched with just his words.

Submissive: So it’s pretty obvious his subby side isn’t too far off from his dom side. I won’t go into too much detail, because that’ll come with later explanations. He’s a pretty fun sub, though, he’s eager to please. He can get a little whiny at times, but not necessarily in a bratty way more of he’s just whiny cause he’s needy (and a cute sub).

Primal (Hunter)/Primal (Prey): Ziyi likes playing a kind of cat and mouse game with you. He does have a preference being the cat in that, the hunter not the prey. It is 9% higher than the prey side, but he doesn’t mind either way. He thinks that to get the reward you have to work for it a little bit, plus it makes things more fun and more interesting.

Rigger: As much as he loves it, I don’t think he’d do it all the time. Only, because he’s always trying out different things. For him though it’s about the aesthetic of it. Tying you up in different ways just makes you so pretty and irresistible and it gives him more reason to degrade you, so...it’s a win-win.

Voyeur: Not nearly as much as an exhibitionist, but he is without a doubt a voyeur. He likes that he can get new ideas from it to try out on you and that it kind of sets the mood. Though likely he’d want you to be there with him while he’s watching whatever.

Sadist: So there are parts of this that he loves and parts he’s not as into which is why it’s not higher. Ziyi doesn’t necessarily want to bring you pain, which sounds somewhat out of place for a sadist, but let me explain. He likes humiliating you and when you trust him enough to give him control over you. It makes his heart race when you hand that over to him. Also, he loves the aesthetic of you reacting to the pain and the marks it leaves behind, whether in the form of bruises, bites, scratches, or wax. Since he isn’t necessarily huge on inflicting the pain aspect expect his hands/mouth to do the work instead of toys. Or the pain of denied orgasms. Though he will use wax play for this too.

Experimentalist: This man is all over the fucking place like he will try just about anything! He’ll switch around the ideas randomly too, almost as randomly as he switches between his dom and sub side. Sex with this kinky ass mf is never boring.

Daddy: So daddy here isn’t about the title, in fact, he doesn’t much care what you call him when he’s dom, as long as you aren’t a little brat. The percentage is more about the stereotypes of this role. Daddy doms are often softer than Owners/Masters and Ziyi is the same way. He has a gentler approach and is a bit more guiding and nurturing, typically. Also the sweetest, softest aftercare.

Rope bunny/Degradee: He’s a soft sub for the most part, but he likes being made to feel filthy. So degradation (within reason) is definitely something he’s into. Being tied up also has the same effect, plus it appeals to him because he wants to please you. So he’ll allow you to do whatever you want to him pretty much while he subs, being tied up only lets you do that even more.

Brat tamer: So he’s pretty patient, willing to let you have your fun even if it’s a little bratty. Hence, why this isn’t higher. Sometimes though he will snap. Usually, his punishments are more orgasm control/denial though instead of a pain-inflicting punishment. The man likes to tease okay.

Owner: Once again not about the name, call him whatever you want while he doms. It’s more of what this role would stereotypically entail. I don’t see Ziyi as the type to make you crawl around or collar you, put you in a cage, etc. He’s too soft for that usually. Though occasionally to spice things up he might throw this in from time to time.

Brat: Usually he’s more of a needy and desperate sub, but he has his moments. He thinks sometimes things just need to be changed up to keep things interesting and fun. Which is exactly what his bratty side will do.

Vanilla: His percentage for vanilla is so high because he’s a softy. As much as he loves spice and variety in the bedroom, he’s also for passionate lovemaking. You’re his heart and he feels like there is no way to express how he cares for you in words, so he has to show it to you some other way.

Masochist: Ziyi doesn’t mind some pain, but he more of likes being on edge. He likes being surprised and finding wonderful little marks he didn’t know were left the next day. Reminders that will get him needy for you all over again.

Master/Slave/Pet/Ageplayer/Boy: So all of these are on the lower side, he’d still likely be willing to do stuff like this though. It’s simply that he doesn’t typically go that extreme in the bedroom, these being more intense than his typical style. Every now and then though he might switch it up, especially if you wanted.

Non-monogamist: This is the case if he’s in a committed relationship already. If he’s not he’ll do threesomes and stuff all the time. However, if he is in a relationship, then you are his very life. He wants you and you alone and it might actually shatter him to see you with another.

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ventcovers · 3 years

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queerbycrs · 5 years

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so... i’m not finished writing this yet, but since apparently the idea is So Popular going by @iamalivenow‘s post, i thought i’d... lay out the basis of my the magnus archives good place au? vague spoilers up to current canon of tma (ep 120) and definite spoilers up to the end of s2 of the good place

my basic thought, at first, was that this isn’t a “full” tgp fusion -- it would incorporate elements of tma canon, and involve various kinds of amnesia. so, the characters are tormented by not remembering bits of their lives, or remembering things that line up wrong, or having flashes of memory that don’t make sense.

so, in this au, the characters already knew each other in ways that are similar but not identical to canon. that’s part of the reason elias-as-michael is so confident it’ll work out: that idiot michael just threw together some humans and hoped they’d click perfectly horribly. these people have history, and it’ll torment them or just be informational, as required.

so, elias is michael, obviously. pre-redemption. (my thought for this is that the torture actually works so it never proceeds to the actual plot of tgp s2-onwards, so no need to figure out how it would work with elias. alternately, the humans go off through the afterlife without architectural assistance. who knows)

i’m not set on who janet is, but i might go with the suggestion of distortion? because that sounds hilarious, honestly

and there are def soulmates in this au, because it makes things ALL THE MORE PAINFUL. from most-to-least solidly formed ideas:

basira and daisy. basira remembers a picture-perfect life on earth, fifty years of marriage, dying in each other’s arms.

daisy remembers being a serial killer and trying to hide it for years until basira caught on and daisy killed her in a fit of rage, and spent the rest of her life regretting it.

neither of them have accurate recollections. but according to their first day in the good place, basira is correct, and daisy doesn’t know what the hell is going on or why she’s here, with the love of her life, who she thought she killed in the biggest mistake of her life.

(basira prolllllllllly doesn’t belong in the bad place, but elias prolly just snatched her up for his Evil Plans. no one better to torture daisy with, right?)

next: martin and jon. they remember working together, in... an archive? or something? and martin was in love with jon, and jon was oblivious.

well, the official matchmaking systems of the afterlife have chosen! you’re the perfect match for each other! have fun!

martin is completely blissed out at first! it’s wonderful! he spent all those years in hopeless love, and now he gets to spend eternity with the man he thought could never love him back!

and at first, jon is actually... okay with it? he’s a little nervous, because he’s never had a relationship that didn’t crash and burn (okay, sample size of one, but that says a lot in and of itself) but it feels so easy, at first, and it’s... okay. it’s nice.

but then his memories start to get... weird. he has dreams of the archive where he worked, except it’s... different. he remembers worms, and running, and a man’s body on the floor of his office.

he remembers a tape recorder, and he starts recording here, too. just in case.

eventually, as jon’s paranoia starts to build and build, things start going bad for martin, too: he’s having nightmares too, of worms and crushing loneliness, and jon is retreating and won’t talk to him, and this cute older guy who works at the kayak rental/canoe group/scuba-diving-but-without-equipment-because-we’re-dead-and-don’t-need-to-breathe place keeps hitting in him and he’s kind of into it and he feels Really Bad about it

and then i get to, like, melanie and tim and georgie, and in this version of the au i don’t know what to do with them, so i would probably pair up melanie and tim -- their respective responses to stress don’t work well together, at All, so i guess if the tension started turning up they’d probably torture each other pretty effectively.

which leaves georgie. and i’m thinking, maybe elias just doesn’t know how to torture her. she was added to his carefully-planned group without advance notice (probably as a test, those goddamn suits in the department don’t understand how difficult and complicated this is--) and so he just. tells her that her soul is perfectly complete on its own, and she has the admiral for company, but she doesn’t have a soulmate.

georgie’s like, sweet. she can live her best life (afterlife) and hang out with her cat that will be with her forever! this is awesome.

(the admiral probably died of natural causes a few years before, after living a full and very happy life; it got a lovely afterlife until georgie arrived and they got to hang out again. this is how it is for all pets. don’t @ me you know i’m right and i will not take suggestions)

it’s not perfect, because elias just keeps throwing Problems at her to see what’ll stick. but she’s doing pretty good.

alternately:

basira/daisy, and

jon/tim. tim’s reaction to jon’s paranoia is probably a lot more external than martin’s is, which probably leads to some nasty fights. jon probably thinks tim is turning against him, it’s a whole big mess. tim might get seduced away a couple times to increase his guilt and add some depth to their bad relationship, because this is Literal Hell.

melanie/georgie, because Wrench Thrown Into Plan, had to make some adjustments. there’s probably some memory mismatch and external pressure, but it’s not too bad.

martin is a complete person who needs no soulmate to make his afterlife perfect. not a monk, like jason (elias scoffs at the heavy-handedness, the unsubtlety of that.) just perfectly fulfilled in solitude.

he probably gets fully seduced by peter lukas, aka mr. “kayak rental/canoe group/scuba-diving-but-without-equipment-because-we’re-dead-and-don’t-need-to-breathe place” guy. and then there’s a lot of, “oh god this was a mistake what will we tell our soulmates” from peter (externally) and a lot of “i’m going to be alone for literal eternity and even my hookup doesn’t know about it, because it’s so unusual to not have a soulmate” from martin (internally.)

looking at it now, version 1 does seem better and more thought-out, so if i do actually progress with this i’ll prolly go with that. but hey, if someone wants to run with version 2... (or one, idc really) please do, i will love it.

SO. onto: demons!

you know in the beginning of tgp season 2, when michael is doing the pep talks to the demons and one of them keeps asking if he can bite the humans?

okay, that, but with jane prentiss

she just wants to infect them. just a lil. just a few worms in their houses, even

(elias screams internally. why are his demons so incompetent.)

nikola is a mannequin in the windows of one of the stores in the cute little town. she moves... just a little bit... whenever you look away (like a weeping angel.) she probably shows up in people’s houses in the middle of the night and stands at the foot of their beds. when elias is asked about it, he assures them that it was just a nightmare.

there are so many spiders in this afterlife. martin loves it. nearly everyone else... does not.

jude perry owns a pizza place with a classic pizza oven. it’s... weirdly hot in there? (”she spent all her years on earth perfecting this pizza,” elias explains to someone who feels like they’re dying of heatstroke. “she adapted to the heat. it would be cruel to take it away from her.”)

the pizza is delicious, once it’s burned the roof of your mouth to bloody strips

mike crew runs the skydiving/flying place. the humans don’t understand why it’s so painful and weird when they do it. they’re clearly just doing it wrong! why don’t they try again. and again.

not!sasha is there, and sasha isn’t. (i don’t know, i can’t think of how it would work.) (maybe she kept throwing a wrench in elias’s plans so he didn’t want her in his neighbourhood.) she’s soulmates with some random demon and is probably out there, idk, tormenting people with weird uncanny valley.

she runs a wax museum, like the museum in tgp s2, when the gang goes to the real bad place and it has plaques for the first person to do some petty bad thing (telling a woman to smile, sending an unprompted dick pic, flossing in an open-concept workplace, etc.) the wax figures also move in creepy ways, just a little bit.

i’m sure once i write this i’ll flesh out more of the demons, but one last thing:

who is mindy st. clair, you ask?

my answer is: it’s not one person. it’s gertrude and gerry.

but how, you ask? isn’t that like, a really special, one-time thing?

well, dear reader, for one thing, points and afterlife designations work differently in this au than they do in tgp, for practical reasons of getting all the characters i care about into hell. and also, the system doesn’t make sense.

so gertrude and gerry either a) both evened out the points (and medium places aren’t very uncommon) or b) this is an au where you can be “claimed” by the good place or the bad place at random, and neither place wanted them. either/or.

the thing is, though, that the medium place is not meant to be torture. and for the vast majority of people, being alone for eternity with only the most mediocre entertainment and literally nothing to do? is torture.

for mindy, she was incredibly self-centred; being alone is fine. she doesn’t mind being around other people for short periods of time, and she probably wants to get laid, but she’s okay in her own company.

most people are not. and obviously we don’t actually know much about gertrude and gerry’s relationship, but what i’m going to guess is that they didn’t hate each other, or especially like each other, but they aren’t each other’s favourite person, either.

thus, the best person to spend eternity with for absolute mediocrity, they can both be alone when they want and also have company when they need to not go completely off the deep end.

and that’s what i have so far.

and here’s a bonus if you read this far: i also started writing a tgp magnus archives au, where michael (tgp michael) got the gang together in s3 by sending them all to the magnus institute to give a statement. i have most of eleanor’s statement written. still not sure what i want to do with it, but there you go: fusion-ception, an au both ways.

#anyway i plan to write this but also everybody should write this au #the magnus archives #the good place #nicola.txt #nicola writes things

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glamrus-puta · 6 years

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Help I Start School Tomorrow: A Check List

Do you need some sweet ass advice from somebody who’s spent no less than 18 years struggling through the muck of academia? Of course you do! Here’s a handy-ass dandy-ass guide to wtf should be going on in your pre-school prep!

Let’s get started~

1) What should I do with my day before I go back to the hell hole that is school?

I’m glad you asked! Do things that make the start of the semester feel like a fun and luxurious adventure awaits you! Especially for college and university people, the start of the semester loses pizzazz with age (and time).

Hype yourself up with some simple self care, these things don’t have to be expensive or cost anything at all if you can utilize what’s lying around in your kitchen, bathroom, neighbour’s house or wherever.

Wash your damn hair! Shower and take all the time you need, shave if you want to while you’re in there. The goal is to feel fresh and a lil less greasy the next morning.

Are you a lazy ass that doesn’t have time to moisturize? Me too! Get some Nivea in-shower lotion if you can, and before you towel dry douse yourself with baby oil gel (or literally just some olive oil or coconut oil- whatever you got lying around). Show yourself some love!!

Now is a great time to style your hair for tomorrow and protect it with a low pony or a night cap, btw

Do a face mask! Do a hair mask! Do a foot mask! Do whatever tf kind of mask you got handy! Use foods from your kitchen, or try Freeman masks they’re around 4$ each. Dollar store prices, department store quality.

Take an hour to fix your nails, toe nails, wax the stache or do any body maintenance you usually do. Pretend you’re going to a sick ass party and you’re grooming your meat vessel to perfection.

Lay out your sick outfit for tomorrow- pro tip: you want to be comfy and functional on buses/trains/on foot or however you commute. Think hard about the kind of weather you’ll be up against, and the general state of the terrain on your commute. Put your outfit on a hanger so it’s ready for tomorrow, even if you can’t do this every night during the school year it’ll get you in the right mental state to have your first day

Prep your meds! A big part of feeling good is taking our medications on time to reap their maximum benefits. Put them out on your kitchen counter if you think you’ll forget, go through your medicine cabinet: is there anything you need to remember to take with you to have during the day? Set alarms on your phone if (like me) you’ve got pills to take at different times of day- label them something that you’ll understand. (I use the names of the doctors that prescribed them so I know which pills are physical health and which are mental health).

Pack your lunch for tomorrow. Fruits and veggies bitch none of this “I’ll buy it when I get there” nonesense. Remember to stay hydrated! Bring some kind of receptacle to hold water/tea/coffee whatever. This is a solid habit to have year round, but remember the first couple school days can frazzle you pretty good and it’s good to have snacks on hand.

CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM. You’re gonna be shooketh in a bad way if you wake up on the first day of classes with a messy bathroom and shit strewn all over your sleeping space. Take all the time you need to put things lovingly away, if you’re feeling ambitious update your calendar and spray a little room spray or light a scented candle. Ooh la la

Do something fun. Do something distracting. Go out with a friend, read a book, take a couple hours of ‘me time’. You’ll be ready to die for it during the semester.

Feeling nervous? Call literally anybody you can stand to talk to for more than five minutes. Talk about dogs, talk about boats, ask them to guess how many jelly beans you’re holding right this second (sike b the answer is 0)- take a couple steps away from the whole school thing.

2) What the hell do I put in my backpack??

So this is where I fly into an unGodly rage. I’m so tired of seeing Instagram posts telling people their make up, perfume and breath mints are the most important of their school arsenal. What’s gonna save you when you bleed through your pants at school cause Aunt Flo decides to come chill on campus? Your perfume? Unlikely.

Here’s the real tea on what you should have in your bag, based on years of oopses, dire situations, and general mishap management.

A pencil case. Preferably full of writing implements. I can’t believe I have to tell people this but like......I do.....y’all childish

MEDICAL BAG: A small pouch is all you need! Tuck this away in your bag’s inside pocket, or in your purse, it could save not only your life but somebody else’s too. Get your prescriptions you need throughout the day like inhalers, anti anxiety meds, lactose intolerance pills, Imodium, symethicone etc.

Pack some ginger gravol (or regular drowsy gravol) for motion sickness or for when the flu season hits

Benadryl pills (and your epipen if you have one!) this is one of those things you should always have lying around at home and in your car

Alcohol swabs and band aids of your choice. Most pharmacies will sell 100 swabs for around 3$, look in dollar stores for discreet 1st aids packs and band aids. Stash them in your little pouch, it might not be you who falls down a flight of stairs and needs to bandage up their elbow- but at least you can help. (Based on a true story!!!!)

Panty liners/ tampons/ pads- this is another one of those things that others may benefit from

Get yourself a mini deodorant (3$ at Walmart) and wrap your hair ties around it. Double trouble, double storage capacity!

Tylenol/Advil, hunt around for little plastic pill holders like Pill Pals, they’re not usually more than 2 or 3 bucks and they hold A TON of pills

Vagina Bonus Round: do you take birth control? Have a tube of Canesten/Monistat/Vagisil or whatever for when the yeast season is upon us

Remember to carry your hospital card and/or medical insurance card on you at all times

Pharmacies will give face wipes individually wrapped for free. Usually brands like Cetaphil will dump them off as testers for customers- ask your local pharmacy cashier for stuff like mini hand creams, spf lip balms and face wipes. We’re happy to give them to you and you’ll get some real use out of them!

ASS WIPES. GET SOME. You can wipe down your bag with them, wipe down tables with them, flush them, and do all kinds of damage control. Trust.

Emergency money- the medical bag is a great place to hide emergency money (think bus fare, or 5$ for emergency food) because people are unlikely to rob what looks like a 1st aid kit

3. Friends come and go but portable chargers are forever- you can find cheap key chain ones at dollar stores. If you’re going to spring for one that lasts a few days on one charge I suggest the OKZU from Amazon. It’s HELLA SLIM and I can hold a charge for about 3 days before it reaches even 75% battery capacity. (It’s also the most budget friendly I’ve found to date about 14$ after shipping).

4. Remember make up, gum, little travel items and perfume can have a place in your bag but I would suggest transferring as much as you can into smaller and smaller containers. A whole bottle of perfume is a lot to carry around, imagine a water bottle bouncing around your bag- that’s the kind of space you’re using up. Be mindful of just how many books/ copy books/ textbooks you’ll be toting around and if it gets to be too much- get an actual tote!

5. A little clip on hand sanitizer never hurt anybody...also Kleenex I promise you’ll use it. (And if you don’t I’ll be there to borrow it lmao) ALLERGY SEASON BONUS ROUND: a small bottle of off brand artificial tears are great to stow in your glasses case for all those shitty October mornings where your eyes refuse to act like eyes and not the Sahara Desert 🐫 off brand artificial tears run for between 2-4$ at most Walmarts!

3) I’ve used my last 24 hours to get my shit together- but I have a horrible impending sense of doom! What should I do?

Ah anozzer day in bikini bottom, which means another day of crippling anxiety for 25% of adult Canadian students! (Wow that’s a lot of students!) Boy do I know how tough it is to be thrown back into the pressure cooker of life that we call school. Here are some tips from me to you that I hope help a little bit:

I believe in you! It’s not a tip, but I want you to know that I do. If you’re feeling unsure/ silly/ out of your element/ etc think about me wandering around just as confused as you are! And have a good laugh at my expense! Shoot me a DM, scroll around my nonesense blog- wow check me out I’m a real living person and I made this post for you- because why? I care about your well being! Sometimes it just helps to know that there’s somebody out there thinking about you and wishing for your safe return home at the end of the day~ for the start of your semester I’ll be that person. *smooch*

Arrive early! My therapist once told me that rolling out of bed five minutes before I have to be somewhere limits my chances of having a calm and meaningful experience where I’m going. I hate to admit it but she makes a good point. Wake up early and do something nice for you: have breakfast, just sit on your balcony and breathe some fresh air, pet your cat and gaze upon their stupid face. Take the time.

Arrive early BONUS TIP: get to where you’re going an hour early and just wander! Window shop, roam the building, learn where the fire exit is, sit outside on a bench and watch the students come in and out. The longer you chill at school the homier it’ll feel, and the more you feel at home somewhere the more you feel at ease. Strike up random convos with strangers if you’re feeling brave, or text an understanding friend to meet you there and roam alongside you.

Plan your day! Get an agenda if it’s in your means, or just scribble on some scrap paper. Make your grocery list, write your tasks of the day, your goals of the day, or even just a positive affirmation. Sometimes even when I know exactly what I’m doing that day, or have something trivial to do (like laundry) I’ll write down “do laundry” to feel like I have a clear path to follow.

Embrace your local accessibility Center and school councellor. Don’t live in fear of the resources your school provides. It seems scary/embarrassing/weird to have to have special accommodations to deal with your anxiety or depression but GIRL once you’re all set with the appropriate tools there’s truely nothing that can stop you. This was my experience anyway, but I strongly urge everybody I meet to take advantage of school services and wring them for all they’ve got. They’re there for you boo!

HOT TIP: feeling dizzy and overwhelmed on the bus? Look at the wall or something that isn’t moving. DONT LOOK OUT THE WINDOWS AS THIS MAKES DIZZINESS WORSE. Breathe in 2 beats and out 3 beats- this cuts your fight or flight. If you’re going to drink take small sips out of a straw or without moving your head. My GP gave me this advice and it’s saved my whole ass quite a few times.

Download free apps that are anti anxiety in the form of fun games. I’ve had positive results with Viridii (where you grow a little succulent garden) Tap Tap Fish (basically you’re a sentient coral that decorates the sea floor) and Polytap (you basically count the vertices of spinning polygons). A cursory google search will reveal more fun games for emergency anxiety relief! I also like to go on YouTube and search for positive affirmation anxiety videos, or storm/white noise/ ocean anti anxiety sounds the night before to get me in the right headspace to sleep!

So this has been your lightning round/ crash course for what to do the 24 hours before school! I hope you feel a little more prepared to take on the start of the semester!

A dios hoes!!

#selfhelp #help #tips #backtoschool #school #college #university #studentlife #student #lucifearo #me #mypost

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surveys-at-your-service · 6 years

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Survey #147

“i almost died, but it felt great.”

Have you ever thought of a relationship as more of a job than love? Yep, definitely with Tyler. Girt felt that way too, kinda. Do you live in a town where basically everyone knows everyone else? Nope. When’s the last time you chose a bath over a shower? Years ago, you don't even wanna know what was wrong with me. What are you doing for your next birthday? Hopefully I'll be in a tattoo parlor my dude. Do you know anyone else with your name? Yeah, but spelled differently. Who do you care about the most? Sara and my mom. Colored skinny jeans. Yay or nay? YAY. Interests & hobbies: Photography, watching let's plays, music, writing/RP, any interaction with animals, art, gaming, being out in nature if it's cool. Music. What do you listen to? Heavy metal, mostly. Other sub-genres of metal and rock. Quality or quantity? Quality. What’s your phone’s signature? (if you have one…) Oh my fucking god I forgot phones used to have a signature option. I don't have one. Do you think it’s possible to will yourself out of caring about someone? I don't think so, honestly. Well... maybe. But I think you have to truly want to. Do you know anyone that is albino? No. Would you agree that smoking (cigarettes) should be illegal? It should be, but it's too late to make it so. Too many people would lose their jobs. Do you prefer regular bacon or turkey bacon? Regular by miles. Where do most of your relatives live? New York and Ohio. Is your weight proportionate to your height? No. What is the last place, other than home, that you stayed overnight? Sara's house. Do you prefer leather or lace? Lace. Would you ever buy a motorcycle? No, too risky for me. What is the furthest you have traveled alone? Illinois. Have you ever ridden a train? How about a subway? No to both. What did you do on the busiest day of your life? I dunno. Do you think everyone is born innocent? Or do you think “evil” is predetermined? I lean more towards being born innocent. What was the meanest thing you’ve been called? A martyr. Do you have any pets? If so, what species/breed? How did you acquire said pets? I have two dogs, one being a beagle/cocker spaniel and probs collie mix, and another that's supposedly part jack russell. The first came from a friend of a family friend, and the other I think from Craigslist? Then I have a cat that looks to have Siamese heritage, and he came from my sister's mother-in-law. I also have a champagne ball python that came from a breeder in Florida. Both my iguana and rat came from Craigslist. Have you ever gotten a pet at a shelter? You should. There’s nothing wrong with shelter pets. I believe so? Have you ever taken in a stray animal? Story of my family's life with cats lmao. Have you ever dated someone simply for their looks? No. What about dating someone simply because you felt too bad to say no? That's honestly how Tyler and I started, yes lmao. I didn't "like" him yet, but I mean, he was enough of a good guy for me to be like "okay let's try." Does any food always make you sick but you love it too much to not eat it? None "sick," no. Some don't sit well with my stomach, but I eat anyways. How do you feel about alcohol? Dangerous potential. Don't overindulge. Have you ever been drunk? No. Chicken or the egg, really? Chicken. Do you tell white lies? Sometimes. Would you rather be able to talk to animals or be fluent in every language? Talk to animals! Does your kitchen have a pantry? No. Have you ever interviewed a job applicant at your workplace? No. How do your political beliefs compare to those of your parents? I'm not as conservative as either. Have you ever gone over 3 months without shaving/waxing your legs? Lol yes. Would you ever consider being a foster parent? No. What’s your opinion on lottery tickets? Waste of money, or no? Once in a blue moon, whatever, give it a shot if you want. But generally a waste, odds are too small. Have you ever swam in a saltwater pool? Those exist?? What kinds of leisure activities did your family do together when you were growing up? Almost nothing all together... We would swim together sometimes, though. And cook out. Are either of your parents retired yet and if not, what do they do? No. Dad's a mailman, and Mom's a pharmacy tech. What kind of booze did you last take shots of? I've never done shots. What is one moment that you missed out on that you wished you didn’t? Off the top of my head, I guess the total solar eclipse we had a while back. Didn't see anything here. But eh, didn't have glasses anyway. What is your favorite shape? Circles. Who did you last kiss? Romantically, Sara. Platonically, I think my nephew. Are pigs adorable or dirty? PRECIOUS. What brand water do you drink? (Smart Water, Dasani, etc) Great Value lmao. Can you speak a second language fluently? No. Do you wanna learn any other languages? I would really, really like to take German again and become fluent. What is the worst pain you’ve ever experienced? Physically, an infected cyst being drained with not even nearly enough numbing and morphine; emotionally, romantic heartbreak. What’s your least favorite chore? Dishes. I refuse to live somewhere that doesn't have a dishwasher when I move out aksjfdasoejiw. If you had 5 minutes to talk with any politician, who would it be? *shrugs* What would you ask them? ^ You’re stranded alongside the road. Who do you call first? Mom. Name the last 3 TV shows you watched: The Good Doctor, The Bionic Vet, and probably a show that's not coming to me for Keegan or the girl Colleen watches. If you had to be a member of a TV sitcom family, which one would it be? jfaskdjasie the Addams. Goals. Name 3 things from your childhood that you still have today: Like half a billion stuffed animals, some toys, some video games. How many bones have you broken? None. Who is the one person you DON’T want to come to your wedding? Hm. Idk. Maybe my sister's husband, but I mean it'd be fine if he kept his judgments to himself as I'm probably marrying a girl, and boy do I know his opinions. What is your favorite fast food joint? Probably Wendy's. Have you used Limewire before? Hahaha yes. Do you have any siblings? Younger or older? Yeah, five older and one younger. Have you ever had a one night stand? No. Do you or any of your friends have children? My best friend has a son. Who do you envy the most, if anyone at all? Ha, couldn't tell you. Somebody. So have you ever been on a legit date? Yeah. Last person you watched a movie with?   Colleen. Favorite book that was made into a movie? Johnny Got His Gun. Do you like eggnog? NO. Ever seen someone get surgery? Not like, in person. But I watched a video of how the surgery I had is done before having it. Do you play Pokemon Go? If so, what level are you and who’s your buddy? I play when I can anyway, Pokestops are like non-existent here, so. But anyway I think I'm 11 or 12, and my buddy is Charmander. If you wear lipstick, what’s your favorite color to wear? Black. Has your best friend ever made you cry? Yes. Have you ever entered a talent competition? No. What color is your best friend’s hair? Blonde. Is your best friend older or younger than you? She's a few months older. Do you have a dream catcher? No. If you’ve ever been out of your country, do you have a souvenir? I've never been out of the country. When was the last time you saw the person you had your first kiss with? February of last year. Have you read any of Shakespeare’s works other than Romeo and Juliet? Yeah, though it was still for school. Why did you move to where you’re living now? We got evicted and kinda just had to pick whatever accommodated us and wasn't gross-looking. Thankfully we all really like our house, more than our old one even. What was the most severe punishment your parents gave you when you were growing up? Multiple spankings. Have you ever been to California? No. Do you think dreams actually mean anything? Why/why not? No. Because recently Colleen told me about a dream where she won a fried chicken plush from a claw machine and it came out as four buckets of KFC. Find me the meaning pls. What’s something you’re really bad at compared to others? Social interaction. I panic over how long I'm supposed to keep eye contact, dude. How much was gas the last time you filled your car up? I don't fill my own gas, don't have a car. But I think it's like... $2.69 or something here?? Do you usually fill up at the same gas station? Mom normally does. What was the topic of conversation the last time you spoke to a sibling? I was texting Ashley about where we're doing Ryder's birthday pictures. Are any of your relatives musicians? No. Is there a movie you currently want to see? Slender Man and The Meg. Have you ever received an autograph from a celebrity? No.. Do you have a piece of technology that should be dead, but it’s still going? Oh boy, the iPod nano I've had since the beginning of middle school. Ever sent drunk texts? No. How many dresses do you own? Besides my two prom ones, I think one?? What was the most unique pet you’ve owned? My iguana, probably. Do you enjoy swimming in the ocean? Big scream yes. I was at the beach the other day and the water was absolutely perfect. Is there something you want to do, that you swear you will, no matter what? Yeah, meet Mark. Direct opposite location in the U.S. my ass, he has no escape. What’s something you’ve vowed to never eat? Wild animals, unless I'm in a survival situation. Do you have trouble sleeping if you sleep anywhere else but home? Eh, I can sometimes. If I'm comfortable, not really.

#survey #quiz #questions

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boymeetsweevil · 7 years

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Sleepovers with sleepy BTS

Kim Seokjin (Jin)

Really affectionate when he’s sleepy despite the fact that he’s probably pretty tame with PDA

He rests his head on the wall while you fumble with the keys to your apartment, but then he steps behind you to back-hug you and hurry you up

Continues to walk around the apartment glued to your back and occasionally rubbing his hands unconsciously across your stomach, while you turn your lights off and close windows etc.

Surprisingly, Jin sleeps in his undies year round on his days off, unless its crazy cold. But that only happened once during a winter when your heater was broken and he got so fidgety wearing the flannel that you just wrapped him in a second sheet as a compromise.

Sleeps on his tummy most of those nights, so you get access to the broad expanse of his back. His skin is usually a little pinker and warmer from the shower he took earlier and he smells like whatever Lush product you currently have in your bathroom. He smells like the color pink and that’s such a fitting thought that you just have to press kiss to the back of his neck.

On the late nights when he comes back to your place late after quickly showering at the dorms he collapses on the bed face first and starts snoring

Usually you’re also tired, so you’re tempted to leave him like that but you know it can’t be comfortable wearing the thick pullover and sweats he has on. So you wake him up to tell him you’re gonna help him and he awkwardly sticks his legs out which isn’t helpful Jinnie, but okay

In the mornings he always makes the same joke about "Jagiyah! Someone stole my clothes *windshield wiper laugh*”

Min Yoongi (Suga):

You two have your schedules/calendar apps synched

Leaves a paper bag filled with bath bombs and specific data written in chicken scratch. Your roommate is too scared of Yoongi to open the bag and always wonders if that date is the date you die

Yoongi has a key to let himself in and run the bath if your calendar says you’ll be home after him

You sometimes come into your bathroom and find him with the tub filled to the brim, steam billowing around him, with a towel on his face and taking a nap. You yell at him about water safety while you take your work clothes off and he just beckons you blindly from under the towel to come in already

AFTER THE BATH: He always wants you to get in bed first so he can flop on top of you

Uses your chest for his pillow, wedges his icy hands under you and up the back of your sleep shirt. Sometimes he composes pieces using your spine as the piano keys and you squirm because “Yoongi, that tickles”.

Wants you to tell him about your day. You always think he’s isn’t listening/fallen asleep but if you stop talking he’ll slightly move his head and slow blink up at you like a cat and give you an inquisitive look

Won’t ever ask (because he’s stubborn) but will give a low groan if you play in his hair and give your rib cage a firm squeeze as a silent ‘don’t stop’

Will snore if you scratch at the base of his neck and deny it the next morning

Jung Hoseok (JHope)

Showers at the dorm after dance practice but comes straight over to your place. He always leaves your pillows smelling really good because his shampoo is so fancyyyy

You’ll be in bed with a book or laptop or something and you’ll hear the door open and he’ll trudge over like a zombie, but he’ll have this pleased sleepy look when he sees you fold back the covers on his side

But LOL his side is your side, meaning he rolls over to lightly hook one arm around your torso and rest his head on your shoulder. He’s touchy-feely so he’d probably run his hand up and down your sides until you put a bookmark in your book or logged out of Netflix.

Will probably try to watch what you’re watching or read over your shoulder, but he gets too drowsy and goes back to just petting your sides and humming a little.

Hobi would probably whine a little until you got the hint to rub his back

Will try valiantly to stay awake so he spend as long as he can talking about how much he missed you and how the next day he has off he’s taking you to Gwangju with him to eat some food with his parents and play with Mickey

Falls asleep mid sentence. Snuffles in your ear when he’s dreaming

Installed a tiny, nondescript night light in your bedroom because

1) he’s a before-bed-water-drinker and he keeps banging his precious dancer’s toes on your furniture in the dark on the way to the bathroom

2) Probably low key scared of the dark

Kim Namjoon (Rap Monster)

Comes over for naps at random times. But mainly late nights after practice because your place is close to his favorite chicken spot and he gets late night munchies real bad

Is quite the night owl so he will want to stay awake and talk even after the chicken is gone.

Lays his head in your lap when you sit on the couch. His legs probably hang off the side.

You take off his beanie and brush your fingers through his hat-hair while he tells you about this novel he’s been trying to finish when he has free time

He yawns a lot but that doesn’t do much to interrupt his critical analysis of like the use of different fish to code for repressed sexual desires or something...

Falls asleep as soon as he isn’t talking, which is whenever he asks you what you think of the book or movie he was just waxing poetic about

At like 2:35am you poke gently at the spot where one of his dimples is to wake him up and he makes a REALLY CUTE noise and his hands fly to the waistband of your pants while he tries to bury his face in your stomach

Its really hard maneuvering his beanpole self over to your bedroom, but he moves himself onto the bed face first and that’s that.

Probably sleeps on top of the covers unless you paw at him to move so you can wrap him up.

Joon is a wild sleeper so you have to sling an arm across his chest or shoulders so that he doesn’t smack you in the middle of the night. He tries to gather you to him in the middle of the night but ends up smashing your face into his armpit. He feels bad about it when he wakes up...sometimes

Park Jimin

Is still kind of shy about making a big deal over the fact that he’s sleeping over at your place, so you drive up to the building and text him to come down

He’s really cute in that he packs an overnight bag and really excitedly jumps in the car

He smells like soap from his shower and you always laugh at his post-shower hair because its so unlike his normal perfect prince hair

Does the most graceful spin onto the middle of your bed you’ve ever seen and you wonder how he does that after 11 hours of dance practice

You stand by the side of the bed to look down at him. His cheeks are naturally rosy, but he flushes when he knows you're openly staring at him

He reaches up to take your hand and he smiles and asks if you’ll come to bed in a low tone and then its your turn to get embarrassed because he KNOWS what he’s doing

You snuggle up to his side and he puts his chin on top of your head and you hitch a thigh over one of his own and he sighs like he’s so satisfied to be there. Because he is

Park Jimin is a really beautiful sleeper. He doesn’t move much and he doesn’t snore and his face doesn’t slowly turn to mush like most people. Sometimes you wake up in the middle of the night and catch yourself staring at his pretty profile

Always wakes up with both hands clutching your butt and never has an excuse or an explanation just slowly removes them while you grin cheekily at him

Kim Taehyung (V)

Turns into a little crab cake

Like he gets really monosyllabic after practice and wordlessly holds your hand on the elevator ride up to your apartment

You let him have the shower first because he’s quick and you like to wind down with a review of what you did today and what needs to be done tomorrow.

He taps you on the shoulder when he’s done and sits in bed like an old man while he waits for you to finish. When you get back he’s in the same exact position you left him in but his eyes are blinking even slower than before

Tae gets really deep and cryptic before sleep so when you go to his side to turn off the lamp, he pulls you over so you’re sitting on his lap and he just holds you for a while

He breathes in and out really slowly and you feel it where he’s resting his face on your collarbone. It feels like the moment is gossamer thin and you almost hesitantly bring your hands up to smooth his hair

He gives you a kiss in the hollow of your throat and you carefully swing yourself over to your side of the bed. He gives you a long look and reaches for your hand again and that’s how you fall asleep

When you wake up the first thing you see is his nose mole and he’s grinning at you from his spot straddling your waist. He gives you a big square grin. “Yah, lets make pancakes in special shapes for Jin Hyung. He’s coming over in 20. I texted him from your phone” he says before sprinting to the kitchen and you’re not even sentient yet like -.-

Jeon Jungkook

Is singing when you open the door to your apartment. Continues to sing as he takes off his Timbs and is still singing when you come into the bathroom to brush your teeth.

Is really playful but can hardly keep his eyes open. So he’ll play with the hem of your long sleep shirt with his eyes closed while you wash your face and moonwalk sluggishly around you while you go to the kitchen to get two glasses of water.

You try your hardest not to laugh at him because it just gets worse from there, but you do laugh when you close the fridge and he strike a “seductive pose” with too much booty pop.

You sit in bed for a while and scroll through your phone but you can feel him making fugly faces at you. You make the mistake of turning to look at him and regret it when you’re still clutching at your sides, wheezing 5 minutes later.

He has a little drawer for himself filled with things he’s left from previous sleepovers and from one awkward night where he had come over with a small box of overnight stuff and mumbled that he thought it “Just makes more sense if I keep this stuff over here...since I’m here all the time anyway”. You had smiled up at him and asked him to pick a drawer to clean out and he was silent but you caught him flash a bunny teeth smile to himself.

Now, though, he’s completely shameless about changing into his pajamas and doing weird wiggly dance moves while you record him on your phone. The dancing stops only when your friend Facetimes you and you try to get him in the frame. He hides behind you, mouth pressed gently near your shoulder blade until your quick chat ends and he stays there when you finally start to fall asleep.

He spoons like a champ with one arm crooked to pad your head and the other thrown over your torso to keep you close at all times. You always end up switching positions by the morning and he’s too stubborn to ask if he can be the little spoon more often. But he loves when you wake him up by tracing your fingers up and down the parts of his spine that you can reach.

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chill-that-ur-inmyhead · 5 years

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Have you ever had a teacher hit on you? nah Have you ever hit on a teacher? nah Do you tend to eat more on Halloween, Thanksgiving, or Christmas? christmas Three more days until what? my american friend is coming to stay!!! Do you know what an ‘AMV’ is? nah

What are crayons made out of? ear wax Who do you not like more: your dentists, your eye doctor, or your doctor? eye doctor - my eyes are precious Why do/don’t you like cats? i love they’re slinky movements but man they don’t give a fuck What is your favourite music artist’s hair like? blonde and gawjuss and flawless and perfect (taylor swift) How many items are in your recycle bin? (On your computer!) idk Do you like Crayola or Rose Art better? crayola What is your favourite type of dog? golden retriever Have you ever considered making videos for Youtube? my friend suggest it years ago but thankfully we never did it What is your favourite type of nut? brads What would you do if it snowed right now? be convinced global warming is getting worse by the min Would you rather be a bird or a fish? well fish if i can be a shark or bird if i can be an owl Where would you move, if you would move anywhere? kensington london Do you like it when people touch your hair? usually no but there are a few people Do you think you have a sad life? nah but i get sad sometimes but there is a difference Lets say someone calls you at 3AM and your sleeping, what do you say? i have my phone on silent so i probs wont answer but if it wakes me up ill assume its something important If it was a text would you ignore it or reply? reply when i am awake Were you more or less outgoing a year ago? more than this year Do you know anyone who DOSEN’T like the POTC movies? i know someone who hasn’t seen them What’s one award show you have to watch every year? i haven’t watched any award show i always watch the highlights of the grammys, oscars etc What is the last five words you’ve said out loud? ’okay i’ll see you tomorrow’ Have you ever watched the 11th hour? nah Which presidential candidate do you think would help the enviroment more? not donald

Is your favorite number a prime number? nah What subject do you just not get at all? physics What kind of classes are you in at school? (i.e. Honors, AP, CP). im at uni How often do you go shopping just for fun? every other week but everyday for online shopping When did you start wearing makeup, if you even do? like 14 was the basics, mascara, eye shadow and tinted moisturiser and then as i got older i mastered a full flawless face What’s the show that you can’t miss a week of? currently it is gilmore girls On that note, what’s the worst show on television? the office uk it cannot compare to the us version Who do you like more: the Batman or the Joker? Batman. How many songs are on your iPod/MP3 player? like over 1k Current book/s your reading? dracula bram stoker What do you wish you were named? spencer

Do you think colouring ruins a drawing? no way colouring is all i do How would you go about making a peach color with paints? white and pink and orange Do you know how many languages there are in the world? 6,500 Why do some people like stuffed animals? they’re cute Have you ever had a pet rock? hahaha nah When is labor day? 2nd September A year ago, what was one CD you couldn’t get enough of? taylor swift 1989 Best P@TD CD: Last year or this year? i like a couple of their songs Do you ever feel like no haircut suits your face? yes Best time of the day? (Actual hour, not ‘noon’ or ‘mid-day’!) 11:00 it is brunch

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