F1 DRIVERS AS TEACHERS
Max Verstappen - Geography Teacher
— Randomly quizzes students about which country is in which continent
— However he can take jokes
— Randomly trauma dumps (one student even asked him if they should call Logan)
Sergio Perez - Spanish Teacher #1
— " You used Google translate for that... tsk tsk.. "
— Oral assessments every friday no questions asked
— He and Fernando talk in Spanish in the teachers lounge to avoid eavesdroppers
Charles Leclerc - Music Teacher
— Has a pictures of his dog as his pfp on Google
— Forces everyone to listen to his newest piece before class ends
— Rumoured to have kissed Max outside of school (he denies it)
Carlos Sainz - Spanish teacher #2
— Seen teasing Lando during lunch and blushing
— Hates basically every student who refuses to learn any Spanish
— His favourites tease him about Lando in Spanish and he curses at them to stop
Lewis Hamilton - Art Teacher
— Really passionate about his job
— " Did you hear about Logan and Oscar? " " WHAT?.. oh... what..? I can't discuss this with my students. "
— He actually gives you tips on how to improve your work and doesn't mess up your work by drawing over it!
George Russell - English teacher #1
— " Girls can we please put the eyelash curler away. And the makeup brush... and the hairbrush, gosh how do you fit this all into your pockets!? "
— Deffo dating Alex but doesn't admit to it
— Homework every single week, will report to your parents if not handed in
Lando Norris - PE teacher
— He doesn't know himself how he got the job
— Basically lets the students play dodgeball all year
— Giggles and kicks his feet whenever Carlos pops by to say hi
Oscar Piastri - English teacher #2
— Has been seen napping in the teachers lounge multiple times, Logan sometimes acts as his pillow
— " Guys can we not.. Nando is going to kill me if he finds out I'm giving out sweets. "
— Voted most gay teacher by the students
Fernando Alonso - Head of Year
— Brings the teachers snacks to their lessons
— " What the skibidi .. " " Mr. Alonso never say that again. "
— He deffo doesn't have favourite teachers (wink wink)
Lance Stroll - Woodwork teacher
— Definitely not suited for his job
— Just eats his lunch in the middle of lessons because he doesn't wanna be with the other teachers (Estaban isn't there)
— Watches on as students try and hammer in screws and does nothing about it
Daniel Ricciardo - Science Teacher
— He only applied because he wants to do cool experiments
— " Follow the instructions. " " Sir these are in french.. " " uhmm.. does anyone wanna watch the martian? "
— Everyone loves him
Yuki Tsunoda - Food Tech
— " That looks like if Mr. Norris tried cooking. "
— Randomly gives out snacks while he's doing instructions
— Disses the other teachers but when someone mentions Pierre he gets all excited asking how his lessons are going
Kevin Magnussen - History/Religion Teacher
— He just wants to go home after the first hour everyday
— He has shelves dedicated to historical Lego builds
— Has no favourites (" You always let Fred go early. " " Fred is doing the work. ")
Nico Hulkenberg - Cover Teacher
— Laughs at dad jokes that weren't even funny
— Probably wants to apply for a different job but can't
— Dressed up as the hulk for Halloween
Valtteri Bottas - Maths Teacher
— " Guys.. I know you miss Kimi but I'm basically him but, more ass, you know? "
— Bff's with Lewis and Zhou
— Let's the class play blooket every Friday instead of work
Zhou Guanyu - Textiles Teacher
— Voted most fashionable teacher of the year
— Randomly gives out sweets to his favourite students
— Actually puts work into grading
Alex Albon - Science Teacher
— " Sir, are you dating Mr. Russell? " " I have a girlfriend. " " Show her then!! " " No. "
— Never gives back tests
— Gossips with George and Lando in the hallways
Logan Sargeant - Guidance Counselor/Cover Teacher
— He needs therapy himself instead of giving students it
— Follows Oscar around like a lost puppy, it's rumoured he's absolutely whipped for Oscar but is too shy to do anything about it
— His favourites edit him and Oscar to 'Lacy' and he can't hear the song anymore without crying
Pierre Gasly - French Teacher #1
— Him and Estaban have BEEF
— stares into your soul when you awnser a question
— " But the other class didn't have to do this! " " That's because Mr. Ocon doesn't want his students to learn proper french. "
Estaban Ocon - French Teacher #2
— " I don't understand what I did to Mr. Gasly. " " You snitched on him giving out sweets, sir. " " I don't see the issue. "
— Only talks in french in the lessons
— He himself gives out sweets and such
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H50, Season 6, Episode 9 thoughts...
Oh be still my beating heart - WHY do glasses just make some men so much sexier? Why?
(Also, is it bad that I knew it was Danny by his forearm? Since when can I recognise someone by their forearm? Sorry Steve, I be also looking at your man)
Like Danny, I'm not quite sure whether to be charmed or offended that Steve knows stuff about him that isn't even in his file. Eh, it's fiction, I'll go with charmed.
Love Kono teasing Lou about what Steve knows about them.
Ok, please tell me that Nahele's father coming back means Steve is going to step up more and move this mentorship into a guardianship.
Girl in Danny's class, I understand your need to hit on the hot new professor, but wait until you see him interacting with Steve and you'll understand (Also, Danny is the kind of guy who would never engage while he's in a position of authority, and he'd worry about the age difference, but also... Steve)
Oh dear. This girl is back flirting with Danny.
And now Danny's phone is ringing and he knows exactly who it is. Let me guess, Steve?
It was!
Danny is rocking this professor gig. I'm guessing there were a bunch of professor AUs written after this aired?
Aww. Steve talking to Nahele's dad.
Steve: but maybe I'm being overprotective, you know. I just wanna do right by this kid.
🥰
And now we have even more students saying how hot Danny is.
Poor Eric having to listen to this.
Noooo. Poor Nahele.
Aww.. he went to hang out in Steve's car that they fixed up together.
Steve: I will always protect you, all right. All right?
🥰
Yes, tell him, Nahele!
Deleted scene:
Okay, the way Danny lights up at the fact Steve knew his favourite animal is a giraffe. ❤️
Danny: How did you know that?
Steve: I know everything about you.
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Random thought-
Did anyone else’s friend group in high school just wake up completely batshit one day and you were just like…okay I guess this is happening, why not.
I mean. We were. A very motley bunch of deeply fucked up kids from deeply fucked up places but. Other People claim this was Abnormally Abnormal. I had no frame of reference tbf I’d never had friends before, I barely knew how to pass as Relatively Human, I didn’t even try for Socialized or Well Adjusted.
I’m remembering that one year where everyone randomly decided sailor moon Was Real, and was our friend Jess. Something something, the school was gonna blow up and they’re gonna save everyone except staff because they wanted us to wear IDs and were trying to push for uniforms. (Seriously fuck both ids and uniforms but that is not the point) And also then assigned the rest of us roles. I was small and violent so I got Saturn, which still cracks me up ngl but— what triggered this. WHO started it. Why did not a single one of us go ‘this is fine but I need you to admit we are actively choosing to role play right now. As a group. Tell me you don’t believe this is fact.’ still have no idea. Showed up at the breakfast hangout spot and everyone was like oh my god I had a dream, did you awaken as a sailor yet? I was half sure I somehow did drugs with my cereal that day. And then it. Stopped being talked about. Just as suddenly.
Can’t remember if that’s the same year half of the group suddenly also claimed to have like, vampire blood and/or be housing several people in one brain for (it’s not cheating if I’m two people) ….reasons
The funniest part of this to me, now, is that none of us knew what the fuck d&d was yet. Obviously, we should have.
Man. I wanna say that was peak ridiculousness but. I don’t think I can. It’s been like 20 years since high school, I have a long list of stupid shit. Oh my god it’d been 20 years since high school what the fuck even is time.
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