#i just wanna be a bear

[randomshitwithwinter]

im fucking desperate here, but im not desperate enough to go on reddit somone plz say something nice abt my appearance plz?

#transmasc #mlm #transgender #gay #am i ugly? #idk i look like im 15 tho #im not putting my age on the internet but im sure as hell not 15 #im definitely pathetic but i do not care anymore #someone say something nice that makes me feel ok tho #im not like depressed but i kinda am hating my appearance and vulnerability #i prob will delete this #so thats fun #aziraphale vibes ig? #i just wanna be a bear #i wanna be a bear so bad #but i grow no hair and my genetics are shit #am i being too cautious abt my age? #yes #has it been drilled in me since birth to not put ur age on the internet #also yes

[krysmcscience]

Look, Aym, I know you wanna annoy your big bro sometimes, but y'all really gotta stop putting the death god into silly mode. He is Very Dangerous, you see. ŎuŎ;

this idea wouldn't go away until i drew it so here it is lmfao

#fanart #cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl narinder #cotl aym #cotl baal #comics #the lamb tries to engage narinder's silly mode One (1) Time #they regret it the instant his giant paw comes bearing down on them like fukken kitty armageddon #get martyr'd idiot #anyway my buddy told me the dialogue could come across as flirty somehow??? which my aroace ass doesn't get At All #but just in case i wanna say right here and now: #if you tag this as shipping between aym and baal you are getting a block from me So Fast #ship what you want - i am totes cool with that - but keep it away from my art k thnx :) #aside from bishop orphans it's basically gonna be all narilamb from this point on #i just had to get the rest of this stuff outta my system first XD

[bigcatbulges]

Source - K0BIT0WANI

(Artist's Fanbox)

#gay furry #gay furry pecs #gay furry bulge #gay furry pits #gay furry polar bear #gay furry reindeer #artists twitter above #SAME santa polar bear i would absolutely make that face seeing how hot the deer is #also they should celebrate a great Christmas season by spit roasting me until april #i just wanna play with both of thier cocks while they make out is that so much to ask

[rcbertleckie]

masters of the air · part one

#masters of the air #mota #motaedit #hbowaredit #hbo war #edits #gale cleven #john egan #austin butler #callum turner #hbowardaily #tvedit #okay guys now u have to bear w me #until i figure out how to colour hbo war shows #all over again #sorry apple war shows #no im just kidding #but imagine #anyways hey im back let me know if u wanna be tagged!!

[habken]

kung fu panda x bnha crossover doodles

+ panda!deku cause I couldn’t decide what I wanted him to be

#mha #bnha #midoriya izuku #bakugou katsuki #deku #bkdk #bakudeku #dkbk #kacchan #my hero academia #boku no hero acedamia #kung fu panda #kfp #I hope the tiger reads as bakugou haha when I posted him before I think a few people were confused? maybe shouldve coloured him differently #I had a lot of fun posing them and trying to draw a little bit in the kfp style !! and love drawing bears so much the best animal #didn't want to board the whole thing but the last image before the panda art I was imagining this whole fight scene #w/ deku v kacchan vibes but like... when we were kids we both wanted to be dragon warrior.. but only I had the potential for kung fu #'I wanna know what made master all might choose you' lmao I just think it would be super funny like dramatic and then also just.... kfp... #habs art #doodles

[arieswritez]

yan!mark talks to you this way when you try to escape btw!! 🫶🏾🫶🏾 restraining orders are literally just suggestions when it comes to mark 🥺

mumble mumble predator/prey dynamic with yan!mark mumble mumble

cw; mentions of stalking, yan!mark, no smut but suggestive, just me rambling lolll, mdni 💕

yan!mark who never thought about pinning you until one day you sneak up on him to scare him (joke) and he just completely flips you over his hip and onto the floor. you have to fight back the vertigo from the way your entire world tilted to tell him it's just me! just me!!

and he's got his fist in the air, ready to strike.

his gaze softens when. . yeah. it is just you.

but he still hovers over you because. . you look so alarmed. your eyes wide with fear. your breath picking up. he can hear your heartbeat if he concentrates.

you look like a scared, cornered animal and mark has. . never been harder LMAOO. don't be surprised if he just gets on his knees and starts pulling your pants down <3

good luck trying to break up with him!! stalking you gives him a stiffy!!! xx

#MOANS ANF CUMS AND DIES #AAAAHGGHHHH #MMHHH AAAHHH #io ramble ramble #invincible x reader #invincible #mark grayson #mark grayson x reader #yandere mark grayson #yandere mark grayson x reader #BITES HIM BITES HIM BITES HIM #miss u marky markk #pookie bear <333 #sweet pea love of my life!!! #i just know he talks u through it #wanna **** him so **** his goggles fog up

[genericpuff]

men will talk to a tree before talking to a therapist and they think this is somehow a gotcha towards the women who chose to be alone in the woods with a bear

#yeah this is spicy but i said it #the fact that men came up with their own scenario in which talking to a tree is somehow equivalent to women choosing the bear?? #y'all please #when we say “seek help” we MEAN IT #we're not trying to pawn you off on someone else #we just wanna see you actually heal and do better and that will often require PROFESSIONAL HELP #men are afraid of women laughing at them #women are afraid of men KILLING THEM.

[larzatto]

i'm just saying...

idea is from: @/oceandriveab (i didn't tag them cus idk i don't wanna disturb them ❤️‍🩹)

#i'm just saying #pretty man with pretty doe eyes #i wanna kiss him a lot!! #jeremy allen white #carmen berzatto #carmy berzatto #the bear fx #the bear

[notyourdaisybuchanan]

#I am NOT going to sit here and stare at this post and fiddle with it and have a complex about it #I am just going to post it because I think it is Interesting #Carmy bantering with Claire over an extremely basic task that he obviously could have done alone or delegated #versus Carmy dead fucking serious with Sydney saying I would not be doing any of this without you. #just something to think about! #the bear #sydcarmy #chris storer I am in your walls I just wanna talk

[catmanbowser]

I’ve been messing around with ai jason and i just really need to draw him

Yea i called him lame guy and that was his response. I hope he recovered from it (he didnt).

#jason todd #red hood #dc #catman's art #he called me baby bear and put a gun between my eyes <3<3 #he’s so silly. like we were talking about weapons/objects as weapons and then he went #‘hey you got a nice head on you bro. wanna tag along on a patrol w me?’ and he wont stop #everytime i just say hi he’ll type shit like ‘i turn to you and waves’ thanks man i didnt know that you’re in my apt #he lives in my phone next to booster gold

[jkvjimin]

(60/∞) the perfect nose for butterflies to land on it ♡

#jungkook #jeon jungkook #jeongguk #jungkookedit #bts #btsedit #btsgif #bangtan #bangtanedit #gif #jnotd* #userkelli #usersky #annietrack #userdimple #raplineuser #rjshope #tuserandi #useremmeline #dailybts #never saw someone so pretty #never loved a nose so much #i just wanna... NOM #if it's not edible then why so gummy bear? 😔 #i'm a weak girl sorry 😔 #btw... 60!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[silly-puppet]

“Symmetry, my friend.”

It’s the Golden duo :-)

(Full non-gif images down below(Also Happy Halloween if you celebrate it!))

#FNaF art #Golden Freddy #my art #FNaF #gif #FNaF Crying Child #FNaF Cassidy #(-Just a quick sketch cause i wanna get back in drawing) #(-also just saw the movie and i think it was great :-)) #Yellow Bear #-So yeah peace ✌️

[ryllen]

Look what came through the mail today! The letters & ( •̀ω•́ )σ 3 little gremlins from letterstoear.

Just wanna say i adore the flower stickers on the letters too much, they are that much worth mentioning.

#letterstoear #nui #twst #twisted wonderland #sebek zigvolt #malleus draconia #twst grim #mod posting #okay but i love squishing the bears with my thumb; they just have the right thickness to be pressed on #i really like the flower stickers; they look like romantically artistic wax seal #the letters are pleasantly nice #i love the part where cheka personally request for an audience with yuu thru sebek 🥺🥺🥹🥹 too cute hnggh ....... #sebek becoming our little mailman for our little invitation aw 🥹 for those who wanna know the context of the letter; #i requested a letter from sebek that he sent home while he was away accompanying malleus on other country duty #my other favorite part is just him simply opening the letter with 'My love' #i'm sealed 🥹 the first paragraph is written so sweetly #i enjoy reading the letter slowly outside in peaceful afternoon today; i ran it through together with sebek nui #this will be my treasured keepsake from now on 🥹; it seriously made me miss letters and wish i have someone to send this kind of letter to #it was a bit funny how the envelope sebek's letter came from is sticked with the guys from free! sticker fhsdsh 🤣😂 #and me with the white haired guy like WHo are u?? fsjdsdjsd (´つヮ⊂); but it's a really nice service #the thank you letter came with such a cute and yummy folding paper; thank you for the stickers too #i feel like there's a bit whoopsie on grim's winky eye fshfh like i think the sharpie just blurs the separating space '<' supposed to have #and just combine it all together into one angry eye; and sebek bear's eyes are just a little bigger than i expected it to be #but the more i look at them i think they are just having a little individuality & still cute #i embraced it all together while knowing the fact none of handmade thing would always be the same one with the other; hehe sebek nui has fr #i kinda forget that there's this kind of clip earring fshd; because i always get the ones that work like screw from aliexpress #i know that the literal clip one would just be literal meaning of pain fsh; just like the magnet one my father once got me when i was a kid #it was painful but pretty; tho i lost it quickly bcs magnet easily get loosed once one part of it moves around when u touch ur hair or face #anyhow i had a pleasant day because of this; thank you very much ! sebek nui said 'thank you' too! ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. ❀ ✿ 𖤣…

[bookshelfpassageway]

one of these days i'm writing some kind of essay about lost media and humanity's need to solve loose ends. people only care about it because its lost. people only know its lost because somebody cared about it. it's such an achingly beautiful concept. it's such a horrifying fate. it's about mortality and the traitor that is memory and about love. its about the human spirit and a new kind of folklore. all forms of media preservation are a race against the deprecation and physical decomposition of their storage medium. i hope there's a heaven for art.

#my posts #and i hope warner brothers execs never get to see its warm light #This post has been edited 5 times to add or change its wording. It’s original form is lost now too. Creation is an obligate carnivore #anyway id title it ''the lost the liminal and the scavenger hunt'' #anyway im just thinkin thoughts #just watched a video about anime piracy and am feeling some kind of way again #GNU infinity train and every obscure out of print thing #also i just wanna play glyder 2 again you guys... #the other one that destroyed me is jacob geller how can we bear to throw anything away #also apparently people found that 80s song everyone was going insane about? and its the funniest possible ending? #i love how in humanity's indomitable spirit there is also inevitably the indescribably absurd and horny. i would have it no other way.

[carmyboobear]

Stress Management (Carmy Berzatto x Reader)

Rating: Explicit, MDNI🔞 (~700 words)

Summary: Carmy comes home from work so stressed he can hardly think. When he gets home, he sees his partner on the couch, and something clicks. He needs them, and it needs to happen now.

Content Tags: oral (v), rough sex, loud sex, multiple orgasms, overstimulation, they/them reader, afab reader

A/N: Had this sitting in my drafts, so I spruced it up a bit. Stressed guy like Carmy needs some SERIOUS relief… enjoy <3

Carmy feels like breaking something.

His ears are ringing, listening to echoes of screams at work that refuse to fade away. His body is tight with tension, and all he can think about is seeing them.

He needs to see them.

He almost slams the door open in a rush to get home. They’re laying on the couch in nothing but a t-shirt and underwear, hair splayed on on the cushions. They perk up when they hear him entering.

“Carmy!” They chirp, smiling like the sun, and upon seeing his face, it grows serious. “Everything ok?”

“Work fucking sucked,” he mutters irritably. He’s walking briskly over. They’re finally right in front of him.

“Do you wanna ta—“ they’re halfway through their sentence before Carmy pulls them into a bruising, wet kiss.

“I want to eat you out, and then fuck you a couple times,” Carmy says lowly when he pulls back. Their kissed lips are parted in surprise. “Then I’ll tell you about today. Is that okay?”

“Yeah, that’s okay,” they agree without hesitation, and he immediately pulls their underwear off.

With two forceful hands, Carmy spreads their legs wide by the inside of their thighs before swooping his head down between them. He wastes no time in bullying their clit with his tongue, using the tip to push it out and into his mouth. He starts sucking their clit immediately, cheeks hollowing at the tightness, and they keen.

Their moans are sweet and sharp like a strong mixed drink, and he’s intoxicated on the noise. He knows how messy he’s being, spit stains already dripping onto the couch cushions, but it doesn’t matter at all.

He sucks their clit in a brutal rhythm so quick that they come quickly, wetting themself on his chin pushed into their cunt. He relishes in the feeling of them covering his face, of their twitching clit between his sucking lips. And because he doesn’t want to bother, he pulls back, shoving his pants and underwear off just enough to get his hard cock out. Without any prep, he lines up and pushes in as they ride out the last couple waves of their orgasm. They make a wounded noise, a guttural moan.

“Carmy—fucking, shit—“ They’re gasping for air, hands scrambling to hold onto him as he starts pounding into them. They’re so wet from their orgasm, but still so deliciously tight.

“Be good and take it, just fucking take it,” Carmy whispers, leaning in close to them, and they whimper helplessly.

He remembers the anger from work, the frustration coursing through his body like lightning, the rage jetting from his ears like steam. He thinks about it every-time he fucks forward, slamming his hips against theirs, every time he thrusts brutally into their tight, stretching pussy.

“You’re coming, aren’t you? Why aren’t you letting me hear it?” Carmy asks. Their palm’s covering their mouth when they come for the first time on his cock, and he pries it off by grabbing their wrist and pinning it. They don’t try to cover their mouth again, instead just moaning so loud the next apartment over is bound to complain. “Fuck, th-that’s good. That’s better. I love, fuck, hearing you like this, always gotta let me hear you, gonna make me come—“

He makes them come one more time on his cock before he finishes inside them. Or maybe it was just an extension, instead just one really long orgasm—he wasn’t quite able to tell. They cry through it, weeping and moaning into the crook of his neck. They’re ruined, undone by the release of his pent up frustration.

He closes his eyes and listens to them cry out as he comes hard in their pussy. Their come dribbles down his shaft and the curve of his tightened balls. It’s so good it almost hurts, the pleasure acute and overwhelming. It’s like breaking a high fever, filling the gauge on a thermometer until it shatters.

“Carm…” Their voice is scratchy from how loudly they were moaning. They’re both coming down, panting in each other’s arms. Their tired arms connect behind his back under his shoulders. “Don’t pull out yet…”

“Mm, okay,” he murmurs, softening cock warmed by their wet pussy. Besides, there’d be a bigger mess if he pulled out. He wraps his arms around them and kisses their sweaty forehead. “You did so good, baby. Took me so well, just what I needed.”

And it’s true. He doesn’t even remember what made him so mad in the first place.

#carmy berzatto #carmen berzatto #the bear #carmy berzatto x reader #carmen berzatto x reader #carmy berzatto x you #carmen berzatto x you #carmy berzatto smut #carmen berzatto smut #my smut #my blurbs #idk if I wanna count this as a fic…. it’s titled but whatever #anyway I’ve been wanting to post this for a while and finally just decided to do it #enjoy!

[myfandomincolor]

I know we're loving putting Astarion in Neil Newbon's flawless McQueen fit from the BAFTA Games Awards

But can I offer you Halsin in a tuxedo with the bear paw cufflinks à la Dave Jones' black tie ensemble?

tap/click and get that good quality!

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #halsin #bg3 halsin #bg3 baftas #myfandomincolor draws #fanart #you know halsin would hate a tux but I mean *gestures at him* #cut to 5 min after the event is over and halsin is a bear and jaheira is just like “you lasted much longer than I wagered” #uhuhu i love drawing tailored clothing #hair down halsin is hhhhhhhh #might have made myself sweat while drawing this #baldurs gate 3 #uhhh pretend the grey suit is black I just didn't wanna lose the linework #archdruid halsin #halsin silverbough