#i just sneezed btw

[lust-lizard]

does everyone love music as much as me

#i just sneezed btw #god i love this song.

[cerealmonster15]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sketching practice with pinterest image suggestions + um. those two guys again. i dont know how to draw anyone else. 🐙🐍

#twisted wonderland #twst #jamiazu #jamil viper #azul ashengrotto #cereal tries to draw #um!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i realized with each one i kept putting them on the same sides lol thats just sorta where the vibes went #dude drawing kisses is so hard. drawing a neck angled up is so hard. drawing is so hard. where am i #ive been coughing for like a week or 2 straight blease help allergy season is Killing Me #just imagine me sitting and coughing like a dying animal every few seconds while drawing #anyway im in some sort of STATE so i figure i gotta get out as much as i can #i halted at 3 LOL but my frined and i were sketching earlier so #this was my aftermath #now i gotta go finish my hat im crocheting!!!!!! #or ill go to sleep idk it's already getting late teehee ummm #cough cough wheeze and sneeze ok byeeeeee #btw this is what like 90% of my sketchbooks irl look like #just messy sketches of jamiazu that i dont show anyone LOL jkfldsjfkldsjfklsdjfklsjd #sorry ive had twst brainrot for nearly 4 years straight IM DISEASED

[freesneezes4every1]

Places to Sneeze Rated

Nobody asked for my opinion but I'm going to give it to you anyway. Please feel free to reblog with your own position.

Into cupped hands

- 7/10

- very cute, potential for for germs and contagion

- unfortunately hides the face of the sneezer

Tissues

- 4/10

- nice for germaphobes, practical

- a classic

- a little boring, you know?

- the aesthetic is nice though

Someone's neck

- 9/10

- so hot, I literally never get tired of it

- shoulder, chest and pretty much every other body part is great too

- only con is that you don't get to see the sneezes

Hanky

- 6/10

- like tissues but with a more personal touch

- Chaotic good vibes

Clothes

- 8/10

- hot, would definitely recommend

- I just think someone pulling up the collar of their shirt to sneeze is a widely underestimated concept

- like someone wanting to shield other people from their sneezes and just doing the first thing that comes to mind??

Elbow

- 6/10

- the definition of Lawful Neutral

- considering that this is how you're supposed to sneeze I see very little people doing it lol

- I just love the little jerking forward movement

Sneezing openly

- 9/10

- I love me some unabashed sneezes

- very great because you get to see everything

- great for fans of mess and contagion

- one of the sexiest things one can do

Someone's face

- 12/10

- yes, it's kinda gross but also the best???

- really is there anything hotter than getting into someone's space and just sneezing all over them

- seriously this trope is pure snzfckr bliss

Towards the ground

- 6/10

- haven't seen it a lot of times tbh

- someone not being able to cover for whatever reason is always hot though

Please feel free to add!!

#i just wanted to rant #these are theoretical btw #not sure how i'd feel about them in real life #i do love the tropes though #sneeze kink #sneezing #snzfckr #snz #snz kink #snz fet #snz scenario

[mira0000000-blog]

Was listening to okami soundtrack and then sneezed

#i hateeenejdbdbd #but this was for fun so its okay :D #can u tell what happened when sneeze #sonic is just being silly with some random sunflowers #the pattern on shadow's kimono is supposed to look like lantanas btw #i should go sleep #wee my art i gues #sth #shadow the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog

[franeridart]

somehow I still have a cold, here’s a random girl

#my sketches #original art #artists on tumblr #why not #the girl and the cold aren’t related btw i just felt like a low effort doodle between a sneeze and the next 🤧🤧

[sneezysubbyboi]

Being an artist on snzblr be like

#sneme #snz meme #yall are amazin btw - keep doin what yall are doin #sometimes I imagine what it'd be like to completely shift my art to snz/nsfw #cause I make exclusively sfw art/animation elsewhere and only made one (1) snee here just for kicks #snzblr #snz kink #sneeze kink

[tadpoled-ranger]

Halsin’s quote about “resentment will spring up regardless like mushrooms” (or something along those lines) lives in my head anytime something happens. It’s the first thing that comes to mind whenever I find myself resenting someone else or when someone is acting negatively about me.

And the quotes:

“No matter how long I live, I will always strive to remain a keen pupil. Only a hook would think he could drink in all knowledge until none is left”

“You sound like a student, reciting words for a test without considering their meaning.”

“Sometimes I think conventional wisdom is too narrow about what someone can or can’t be.”

“Natures tapestry is infinitely complex”

So on and so forth, I could create an entire list of quotes but that’s for another time. Like the writer of Halsin absolutely slaughtered, dare I say decimated. As a writer it’s so amazing to see just what people can write. It may be mundane, but the idea that someone wrote that, spent time writing that, is amazing. I don’t see glory in the mundane, because what you call mundane is glorious, and isn’t that what we call poetry? (okay so yeah I took that out a poem I wrote while sick and added more words to chunk it up, but my post my rules I can ramble all I want).

And the voice actor? Absolutely pulls it all together. The delivery of the lines absolutely amazing and I think that’s part of why they stick with me so much. The way someone talks can be a make or break of whether or not you actually pay attention and take weight as to what they’re saying. I think everyone has had that one really boring history teacher who all you remember is how boring they were and the way they spoke, so kinda like that. You probably get the concepts, but nothing else. But when someone talks good you pay more attention and are more likely to y’know take weight to what they say. The way the voice actor did Halsin is just so top tier.

#this was way longer than I planned. anyways time to go off again in the tags #on another note I feel so much kinship towards that man #my trans ass doesn’t want to be an anime twink. I want to be Halsin #the guy of all time to me #daddy Halsin #<- that’s the Halsin tag on this blog btw idk why I chose that but I did #bg3 #baulder’s gate 3 #the note that he wood whittles sent me over the moon. like me and the cool wise Druid have simmiliar interests?????? YESSSS #which like isn’t too surprising because I always get voted ranger ir druid in my friend groups #sorry I see the beauty and glory in trees and the ever beloved sanctity of life #not sorry for rambling though. my post on my blog I get to go off in the tags #my dog just did a weird sneeze cough on my leg and his mouth flipped out #bird dogs are good dogs on their own. but a bird dog mixed with a collie? he’s the best #my only complaint about him is the moment you leave where ever you’re sleeping or sitting he’ll take that spot #he doesn’t want A pillow he wants YOUR pillow #I am going to stop now

[dirt-str1der]

Saejima and majima are so guys that walk around the city for hours and then ask okay where are we going / idk i was following you / but i was following you

#Yakuza loveblog #their desire to hang out transcends common sense. thats my belief #i think that two guys who got separated for a long time and thought of each other daily deserve to be permanently reunited #oh i just looked it up and saejima has no karaoke songs. he songs baka mitai and machine gun kiss #thats kiryus songs. why are they the same person #kiryu and saejima will just be equally matched in strength and have the same music taste. like whats up with that #majima loves guys who can sneeze whilw hugging him and break his spine #do you think its a bit crazy that saejima has such a relationship with majima that he took like five seconds to be upset that majima died an #then was like okay whatever he deserved it. and then went on a hunt for majimas killer to find out his last words #and when kiryu heard that majima died he got mega pissed off and needed to punch something and possibly scream as loud and long as possible #at least thats how i saw the car honking scene he was punching the honk and yelling because he was fucked up over it. then he just ent home #im so fucking redundant btw i have literally said all this before. i just adore the thought of majima coming home to these two ns theyre #discussing things like. sports and. workout routines and hes like oh god theyre the same

[undercover-horn-blog]

6 months ago my partner sneezed in public and was blessed by a stranger. And I still haven't recovered from that.

#snz #snzblr #snz kink #snz thoughts #it was... SO HOT #just... the fact a stranger acknowledged the sneeze? #if that makes sense?? #also after being blessed my partner laughed in this rlly specific way #half self-conscious half pleasantly surprised by the friendliness i think? #and he said “cheers!” #cheeerssss awww i find it so hot #idk #perfect moment #we were on a trip in scotland btw the view was incredible right when this happened #brb i need to go back in time to that moment <3

[absolute-snzaster]

stuffy talk but it's allergies this time

inspired by this kind request from @prohistamine , and featuring my gayness for apologetic sneezers

"I probise I'b dot sick, I swear, I just sou'd like this because I have really bad ah-ahhh-aller-TJSCHOO! 'scuse be. I'b just really allergiiihh-h'kSHOOO! oh, excuse be, I'b sorry. I have a really bad allergy to AAH-SCHOO! to polle'd, 'scuse be. I take allergy bedicide every bordi'g a'd I still get like thiii-ICHOO! like this. a'd the polle'd today is so bad that aAATCHOO! that I just haved't beed able to stop 'byself frob cod'stadtly uhh-AHCHOO! ATCHOO! s'deezi'g all day. sdf AAHT-CHOO! see? 'scuse be. sdfff. uhCHOO! AAT-CHOOO! ohh, god. by dose CSHOO! TCHOO! is so stuffy all the tibe. KSH'SHOO! doe 'batter how bady tibes I kSH-SHOO!!! I s'deeze a'd blow by dose AHH-AHH-CHOOO! by dose is so co'dgested. ahCHOO! CHOO! excuse be, I deed a tisshuh-a tishh-a tissCHOOO! oh doe, sdf I did't s'deeze od you, did I? sorry, cad you just– tsCHOO! cad you just ha'd be that box of tissues? aCHOO! CHHOO! I'b godda UHHH-CHOO! godda deed a lot 'bore of theb. ATCHOOOO! ohh, tha'dk you. AH-AHH-AH-CHOO! ITSCH-CHOOO! AADJSCH-SCHOOOOO!! ohhh, excuse be. sdxxxxt"

#snz #snz kink #sneeze kink #allergy kink #stuffy talk #snzfucker #sneezefucker #my stuff #y'all I hope this makes any kind of sense #I'm a coldfucker I have like zero idea how to write *just* allergies #took me like a day to even come up with a workable scen #idk hopefully y'all will enjoy it #oh and btw I haven't forgotten about the other request #it's just. uh. it's getting a little out of hand #so that'll be fun #eventually #I hope

[nulltune]

—sneezes .. !

#&&. dash comm #LOOOL ORZO AND TSUNNN WADDAHELL R U GUYS TALKING ABT?!?!?! #IS THIS ABT A.LVIN AND THE C.HIPMUNKS BC THATS THE ONLY DAVE I KNOW GWKFHSKCHD #a.lvin!s.hou is also jst so.... Real im still not over it #C.ONAN IS SO S.IMON CODED BTW #AND D.AI T.HEODORE OFC #h.akuno tew softspoken 2 be d.ave i fear- I CANT EVER IMAGINE HER DOING HIS ICONIC /A.LVIIIIN/ YELL ..... #it'd be like 😐 a.lviiin... #so ye maybe d.ark would be a more suitable dave FDJGJSKGJSKGKE #/CRYING BC IM DYING AWAKE AT MORNING WITH 0 SLEEP FROM LAST NIGHT (i will b passing out soon🫡) AND I JUST THINK ABT #C.HIPMUNKS !!!! #also methinks h.akuno sneezes like a kitten frfr #😩💖✨️ she's MY little kitten- /slapped

[kawaii-kushami]

(reposting as a photo post bc tumblr censored me before)

@ezynse i sure hope u dont dislike mess 😭

... i got a little carried away with this one :')

still 1 more request available send me an ask!

#kk art #i didnt expect u guys to send in stuff i was actually eager to draw 😭😭😭 #it doesnt have to be gk..... ik thats what /im/ into rn but rqs are for u #not directed at the asker in particular just saying in general btw #i very much had fun w this i hope u enjoy it :> #deadass if the mess is too much lmk and i will take it away #giving it a mature warning this time in hopes that t*mblr doesn't eat it again or whatever happened #sneeze kink #snz kink #snzblr

[coffee-bat]

i haven't been having the best time lately

#sorry vent incoming in tags. you dont have to read you really can skip this #/so the day before yesterday i had a major argument with mom. about something incredibly small but she got super mad at me (basically i #suggested she might have made a mistake while cleaning the oven bc when i turned it on i smelled and felt burning chemicals. like- #-teary eyes and sneezing i wasn't imagining it. and she got super mad and started yelling) #for the whole afternoon it was either silent treatment or yelling abt how what i said is 'unforgivable' #and ofc rejecting apologies and attempts to calm the situation down bc 'this isn't something you can just fix with an apology' #i literally just asked if she's sure everything went right with the oven cleaning. bc it was done in a rush. #so anyway at 10pm i HAD to get the situation to a manageable level bc i was starving and she was in the living room (we have an open kitchen #) so if i wanted to get sth to eat i'd have to confront her. so screaming match ensued again with me apologizing and explaining my point - #and her yelling over me. it went on for 40 minutes. finally after me apologizing like 70 times she calmed down but said that 'what i did is- #-unacceaptable and she does not give permission for it to happen again'. i went to sleep without getting anything to eat of course. #and this fucked me up. bc i really thought we were doing better. i really thought our relationship would only get better now esp after we - #-bonded on vacation. but turns out not. and shes still lowkey mad. #THEN yesterday im studying for a zoology exam and mention it on the phone with her #she goes 'who do you have zoology for'. i respond with the name of the teacher. confused. #'professor (x) died on friday.' #?????????? #'it's not published anywhere yet so yeah YOU have to tell your class' #i had a panic attack legit. i threw up from stress. i couldnt do it. first off bc of shock and secondly bc how am i supposed tojust jump #into group chat like 'oh hey btw professor died' #thankfully the info was posted officially by uni at 10pm. so i didnt have to do it. but mom kept pressing me to the whole day #i was nauseaous all of yesterday bc of it. i couldnt manage to study anymore after the shock. sure he was older but he was so energetic and #seemed healthy. i wouldnt have expected it it was just. a huge shock. im still not over it #like you cant know someone for half a year then not be shaken when they suddenly die yknow. and mom is lowkey making fun of me like #'what were you emotionally attached??? he wasnt anyone close' #no he wasnt but im still shaken. and being mocked is only making it worse. as is having to keep studying for his subject for the next few- #-days. #sorry ok vent over theres just. a lot happening for me and im struggling i needed to let it out ig. theres just too much at once #vent #death mention

[repurposedmeatlocker]

My loud, masculine dad sneezes cements my dominance over all those with mousy, feminine sneezes.

#this is a joke btw none of this matters #I just sneeze loud af #squack

[lesbiangiratina]

The sneezer

#she sneezed for like an hour yesterday. only 1 i recorded. its around the middle of her sneeze intensity scale #shes okay now btw. just grunting at me all day but thats normal #the kat goes meow #video

[stararise]

the more i think about herlock's plan to protect kazuma the more holes it has. which is probably because he made it up on the fly, but, like, what was his plan if kazuma woke up sooner than *checks notes* (less than) 48 hours after getting bonked on the head (and also didn't lose his memory lol). like if he woke up early the whole scheme is fucked because he could have just said "uh no i'm not going home?". and even if he still got amnesia the only reason he got lost in the first place was because he wandered off. but if at any point he'd heard that the ship was heading to london, well

(presumably herlock would have come up with another ridiculous scheme which. i think would be very funny)

#star says #ace attorney #the great ace attorney #dgs spoilers #herlock sholmes #kazuma asogi #herlock when kazuma wakes up in a fucking coffin and immediately demands to speak to the manager (hosonaga): #damn i should have locked that door #LIKE? HE JUST LEFT? THE DOOR? WAS UNLOCKED??? #(there was most likely no one inside since kazuma got out so easily so it can't have locked from the inside) #ANYONE COULD HAVE COME IN AND NOTICED HEY THIS DEAD GUY'S NOT DEAD #au where ryuunosuke and susato go visit the body to pay their respects right after dinner and kazuma sneezes on the pepper or some shit #ik herlock says that manipulating ryuunosuke into lawyerhood was a way of guaranteeing kazuma couldn't actually go #but. i think if kazuma was present on the ship no one would be able to argue that perhaps the actual lawyer chosen is a better candidate #than ryuunosuke who at this point is Just Some Guy #this is not to rag on the game btw i think it's very funny <3