sneezysubbyboi

[sneezysubbyboi]

So there's this scene in a show where the main character walks in on a side character (who is a banana) watching what is clearly fruit porn. So I thought of making a lil' sneezefucker version

#if you know you know xD #sneme #snz #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzblr #snz meme

[sneezysubbyboi]

Purring at the thought of Person A not being able to control themselves any longer and sneezing their tickle out as Person B, their colleague, blinks in disbelief because how long has this guy been holding those in??? Person A, despite holding their fit in at first, sneezes SO unapologetically too. They’re loud, wet, and most importantly uncovered. They don’t care that Person B is blatantly staring at them — all they need to focus on is getting rid of that feathery tickle that keeps thrumming inside those twitchy, flaring nostrils.

Person A keeps directing their disastrous sneezes towards the floor and Person B just keeps watching them mist the white tiles beneath them. Person B doesn’t think much of it until they take note of how much of a mess Person A is. There’s drool dribbling down their chin, dripping down onto the ground and only when Person A feels that string of saliva drip down, then they attempt to cover them up. But they cover them up with their hands and now Person B is clenching their jaw watching them because they can see how wet they are by how the spray is building up and slowly trickling down Person A’s forearms — their hands completely soaked. Person B is stood there wondering why this is so… embarrassingly arousing.

Person A soon wipes their nose and chin with the back of their wrist before finally glancing up to catch a glimpse of their coworker’s mesmerized stare.

“What? You wondering if I have any more left in me for you?”

#hohh 👀🔥 #fire fire fire down in my pants 🫣 #drool is suuuch and underrated part of mess but it drives me insane #you described it so well fuckk 🛐 #snz #snzblr #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzario #snzfucker

[sneezysubbyboi]

Nsfw!!!🥵 snz sesh idea

making a ✨variety pack✨ snz wav for your shy snzfucker partner, then giving them earphones to listen to it while getting them off…

You slowly tease, then soon observe/feel them get visibly more aroused during a certain part… then asking them, “ohh~ you sure liked that~ which sneezes were those?..”

and watch them embarrassingly stutter “t-those stifled ones..” or “the.. ngg.. harsh s-sneezes” all while holding back their moans as you purposefully get them off harder 🥵

and once the wav ends, you reward their admittance and endurance by inducing those specific sneezes just for them in real life, until… 💦

#snzblr #snz #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzario #snzfucker

[sneezysubbyboi]

Thinking about someone sneezing out mess other then snot.. that’s it.. (Not it lol)

Like slime just the thought alone ()

Or

Hear me out now.. glitter and maybe each time they sneezes a different color comes out (ok now thaats it)

#ohhh yea yea #I love chhinkni vids where you can see the brown specks come out in their mess 😤🫠 #also hot take but lowkey found it hot in some vids where there was some blood visible in the mess 🫣 #not full-on nosebleed just like - enough to make you doubly want to dote n care for their poor nose 🥺 #I am a wild messfucker goblin #snz #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzblr

[sneezysubbyboi]

Did yall ever get really bad second-hand embarrassment from watching embarrassing things happen to characters on TV? I remember being a kid and running off to the other room to jump around and get all the energy out during certain scenes.

you fucking bet that I did the same thing during sneezing scenes 😫, god forbid my parents being in the same room too which definitely probably absolutely amped up already-high suspicion.

aaand now I get off to both sneezing and getting embarrassed/exposed so looks like kid me was just afraid of strange overwhelming new feelings that he didn’t understand

but it’s interesting how even so young the feelings have already been bubbling… the way characters got all flustered and have no way out except to face the exposer and admit whatever they’ve been hiding… hawt

I distinctly remember a kids book where a character blushed redder and redder and it did things to me the same way sneezing in books did wowow..

#my fav fantasties nowadays involve having my kinks exposed/made fun of by a partner #tbh I still have to stop myself from walking out the room during embarrassing scenes xD #snzblr #snz #snz kink #sneeze kink #embarrassment kink

[sneezysubbyboi]

Broke:

“N-no, I don’t have toooo…heh…to…sneeze”

“Oh really? So if i touch your nose juuuust so….. that doesn’t bother you?”

Woke:

“No, I’m not distracted by your sneezing” 

“Oh? So it doesn’t bother you that I still need to- hehh! My nose still tickles so bad…iiHHH! I’m gonna….”

#👀👀👀 #damn okay why not just fuck me right here and now why dontcha 🫠 #absolute banger dialogue 👌 #knees weak arms spaghetti nose is dripping already #snzblr #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzario #snz

[sneezysubbyboi]

people should rly start treating having a big nose like having a big dick. like it should be a positive sexy thing

#continuing to spread dat big nose propaganda on my blog once again✨ #I stan even the heftiest of shnozes and beaks

[sneezysubbyboi]

I am always a supporter of bodily autonomy, and I never say this to people, but the prevalence of rhinoplasty as a cosmetic procedure (not for corrective reasons like for breathing problem) in our society always saddens me a little

The idea that big noses are something that need to be fixed is something so deeply rooted in antisemitism and anti-black racism, and honestly society would much rather normalize changing nose shape over examining its own prejudices

#yesss #still thinking about that self-conscious co-worker I posted about a while ago #the one who’s ex said she had a ‘witch’s nose’ 😢 #coincidentally she’s always the one most decked out in makeup jewelry fake lashes etc.. #as if to draw attention away #and inside i’m like sweetie… you don’t have to do all that.. you’re already beautiful 🥺 #snz #snz kink #snzblr #sneeze kink

[sneezysubbyboi]

Y’all’s sneezes are too hot. It’s illegal…….pls stop (pls never stop but I’m dying over here >/////<)

This community is so generous with the content yall put out & just know………im always so grateful yall put out absolute bangers…….for free…….

#word #forever grateful 🛐 #who would’ve thought that the hottest of sneezes come from us snzfuckers? 😉 #me whenever smbody posts a banger wav; *insert Robbie Rotten ‘FOR FREE??’ meme here* #snz #snzblr #snz kink #sneeze kink

[sneezysubbyboi]

yall ever sneeze just twice (2) and just the feeling of those sneezes makes you go: "...yeah this is gonna be a problem" as you proceed to take your antihistamines?

it's crazy how I was fine one moment and when those sneezes came it immediately changed my fragile sinus ecosystem

#me to me: yeah buddy that's how allergies work idiot #they've been so bad lately hhhh #idk sometimes I feel like my sneezes in particular are harsher on the sinuses #every time after I sneeze recently it just immediately starts buzzing inside #which leads to doubles and triples and quadruples and #antihistamines more like anti-hitch-and-sneeze #snz #snzblr #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzfucker

[sneezysubbyboi]

"I always sneeze in threes" ok but I can only cum in ones so what are we gonna do

#insane big brain sneme bahaha #bro you have not met me and my insane refractory period 👀 #I will always give great sneezes the proper orgasms they deserve ✨ #sneme #snzblr #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzfucker

[sneezysubbyboi]

Totally not me having a mini-heart attack when I was scrolling through Facebook and this popped up – & my knee-jerk thought was that my snz p0rn somehow got uploaded through some Cloud witchcraft, for all my family and friends to see 😰💀

#really Facebook? Jumpscaring me during my bedtime doomscroll sesh? #I was like WHAT- MY MOMENTS?? THAT’S MY PORN AA #didn’t help that I legit have (carefully privately) uploaded them before to transfer from my phone to PC when I didn’t know a better method

[sneezysubbyboi]

So I put on my big girl pants and asked my boyfriend if he could try inducing me with a bobby pin. Not that I find my own sneezes attractive, but I kinda liked the idea of him being in control…

So he started, and it took him a bit of navigating(he’s never done this before) and I had to tell him when he hit a good spot. During it, the tickle was growing and he said “oh wow, the faces you are making” and shook his head and bit his lip.

I sneezed after two minutes of him inducing me and then he was like: “let’s try it again” and smiled at me. He tried the other nostril and was testing what spots tickled the most. After sneezing again, we stopped and then cuddled. He does not have the kink whatsoever, but he is always down to trying new things with me. I’m so glad I told him about my kink because if I didn’t, I would be missing out on all the fun stuff ;)

#eeee so wholesome 🥰🥰 #i’m glad pre-snz faces have universal appeal hehe #snz #snz kink #snzblr #sneeze kink #snzario

[sneezysubbyboi]

okay okay what about getting tutored by a snobby nerdy boy with an awful cold who refuses to miss a day of your tutoring because you “need it so badly” but as the lesson goes on he gets more and more frustrated because you clearly can’t focus—you’re distracted by his glistening, flaring nostrils and wet, snotty noseblows. he starts to lose his temper and gets up in your face, calling you an unbelievable idiot, when his words start to slur, getting replaced with the telltale hh—hAHHH— just inches away from your face

ffffFFFFUCCCJKJKKK 😩😩🥵🥵

thanks anon, now i’m gonna be thinking about this for the rest of the day 👌🙂

#I am such a slut for degredation and getting teased/bullied over my kinks #you understand me too much 👀 #snzario #snz #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzblr #snzfucker

[sneezysubbyboi]

Anyone wanna tie me up and make my big, sensitive nose sneeze in any way they'd like? I'll be your experiment, you can try any inducers you want.

Of course, I'll be naked for this, naturally, and I get to cum as a reward 😘

#m-me t-too 👉👈🥺 #oh to be someone’s sneezy plaything #‘i’ll be your experiment’ 🔥🔥 #snz #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzblr

[sneezysubbyboi]

i love when sneezes rip through you so hard and so fast you cant catch your breath and you CANT stop crying and youre makeup keeps running

#Amen 🛐🙏😔 #amazing visual too btw #truly violent and graphic✨ fits are what we all need once in a while #snzblr #snz #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzfucker #snz art #snzart

[sneezysubbyboi]

Lmao okay but I know I’m a snzfucker because WHY do I check the pollen count on incognito mode 🤣

#😭😭😭 #snz #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzfucker