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I really like tired sneezes. Like "oh honey come rest with me and let me hold you until you fall asleep" sneezes.

#oh look it's the DIRECT path to my heart and also pants

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im so sorry you are sick but could you post some of your cough for us who like coughing?? also, I hope you feel better

thank you so much anon, here’s a short clip with pretty much half coughing/half sneezing, because as this cold has my nose so sensitive and itchy that i can’t stop sneezing, but hitching and the irregularity of my breathing when i sneeze tickles my throat and chest and makes me cough.

this clip is short and my sneezes sound weird due to how congested i am and also because i’m trying to hold them back (and failing) because the more i sneeze the more i cough and the more my head and throat hurt :( it’s not horrible but it’s certainly annoying

i hope you enjoy and i’m sorry it’s short, i’ll have more cold stuff coming soon

#bless you sweetheart you sound terrible #by which I mean amazing obviously #but also I hope you feel better soon #wav #snz wav #cold wav

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Too Late...

Em belongs to @sneezegalaxy

#holy fucking shit how have I never seen this #it's perfect #oh my god he's so /soft/ #I am back on my louie craving bullshit #due to reasons #and by reasons I mean FEELINGS #unfortunately #anyway this is exactly what I needed #kaze you always have the goods #other people's extremely good snz art

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day 1 of cold = snotty nose

caught a bit of this mini fit i had after showering

#reblogging for later #wav #cold wav #update: holy fucking shit

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Blorbos from my brain my beloved 💙 rough sketches under the cut

Matthew and Levi, my dumbass fire medics. Not a brain cell between them. They live in my head rent free

#I love these two idiots so much #absolute dumbasses #not a brain cell between them #they're perfect your honor

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sneezing into a fetishist’s skirt

#nikodal 💖

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Could you do a scenario where you come home to your girlfriend/boyfriend after being sent home sick from work with a sneezy cold? I love your sneezes and you’ve been really good at scenarios!

Sent home early, but I definitely don't have a cold

A collaboration with the amazing @autumnsneezes!

CW: male snz, m/f, cold denial, v small mention of mess, wholesome :')

✨ 18+ only -- please read my pinned post before interacting/following -- if you do not have your age listed prominently on your blog, I'm going to block you instantly ✨

Script below the break, for the curious.

sound of keys jangling, door opening

B: Hello -? - oh honey, it's you! Gosh, you scared me. I wasn't expecting you for hours. What are you doing home so soon?

A (sniffly/congested): Hey, oh it was quiet today, so they - excuse me - *sneeze* - they said I could get away early.

B: Bless you! You feeling okay? You were a little peaky when you left this morning.

A: I’m fine, yeah - *sneeze* - it’s just been a long day.

B: Sweetie, it’s barely lunch time.

A: Uhh, a long week.

B: It’s Tuesday…

A: *sneeze*

B: … in peak season… they really let you come home?

A: Do we have tissues somewhere?

B: Probably! You coming down with something?

A: No, no. It's a bit chilly out there and it set me off for a sec. *sniff* All done now. Uhm, actually, hang on - *sneeze, sneeze*. OK, now I'm all done. Just a little tickle, but that's gotten rid of it.

B: Bless you, sweetheart. You never sneeze this much - that's five times already since you came in! Are you sure you're okay? Let me feel your forehead…

A: *sniffling*

B: Hmm, you're a little warm and clammy. Didn't you say there was a bug doing the rounds at work?

A: Oh yeah, it's been awful. Half the office has been off for a few days. *sniffling* But you know me - I never catch these things. (breathily) World's best immune system.

B: Mmhmm. Hey, even the world's greatest has to take a break sometimes.

A: *sniffling, rubbing nose* Not me.

B: So, if you're not sick… why are you about to sneeze again?

A: I'm not.

B: You are. Stop trying to hold it back.

A: I'm not.

B: Honey, I can see it in your face. Your nose is bright red and dripping.

A: *rubbing nose* No, it's not. I don't need to sneeze.

B: Yes, you do. You can hardly even keep your eyes open against that tickle.

A: I can - I'm not gonna - *very forceful/wet stifle*

B: Hey. Don't do that - you know it's not good for you. Just let them out.

A: (pinching nose) I'm - I'm gonna make a mess - 

B: Doesn't matter. It's just us here. Now let. it. out.

A: *gives a series of drawn out, unrestrained sneezes. B blesses/encourages/petnames them after each one*

A: (from behind cupped hands) Oh my god…

B: All done?

A: *sniffling thickly* For now.

B: Good. Now, admit you're sick and I'll get you a tissue.

A: Alright, alright… I'm sick. *sneeze* And I'm gonna need more than one.

#reblogging for later #wav

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someone sneezing a big messy sneeze uncovered everywhere and politely saying excuse me innocently as though they had covered it

#op you're a genius

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holy moly man,, what the flip 🙀 (wish I could remember this character’s name,, but bro was a hot sneezy demon. I haven’t drawn him since early 2023 😭)

#the first one is fucking sending me #I love the way you draw mess #and those little hitches and sniffles #and his EXPRESSION #mmmm #other people's incredibly hot snz art

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Sneezy pleasy

I've been really sneezy so I thought I'd make more of it while I was...well, you can probably hear in the background ;)

#damn this is hot #wav

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"I'm back," G/ojo singsongs, holding up a bag filled with multiple tissue boxes.

N/anami immediately makes grabby hands towards the tissue boxes. It makes G/ojo chuckle, who tears one open and flings it towards the bed. N/anami envelopes his nose in a wad of tissues, relishing in a long, soaking blow.

"Oh K/ento." G/eto winces slightly at the sound. He puts away the toilet roll N/anami had been using while they had sent G/ojo to the store.

After making somewhat of a dent in his congestion, N/anami offers a tissue to G/eto. G/eto raises his brows slightly, before realising his own nose had grown a little runny. "Thanks," G/eto says, wiping softly under his nostrils. At the tail end of his cold, he was left with the remnants of a sniffly nose and a slight cough.

N/anami, having been the last one to go down with the cold, was in the thick of it. Harsh, wet sneezes erupted from his swollen nose every few minutes. His lips were dry, his ears clogged, and the skin around his upper lip was painfully red.

The original patient zero emerges from the bathroom after changing into his pyjamas. "Sorry I got the both of you sick," G/ojo says, climbing under the covers to join them.

"You weren't very sorry when you were sneezing all over us," G/eto remarks with a light-hearted smile.

"I can never feel my sneezes coming. I don't know how you do it," G/ojo replies with a pout.

N/anami interrupts them with a heavy sneeze, followed by another severe noseblow. G/ojo reaches over to grab his used tissues and throws them into the bin.

"Ugh, don't touch those," N/anami tells him, punctuated with a dense sniffle.

"You don't worry about that, N/anamin. Rest, don't even move an inch," G/ojo orders. "Whatever you need, just tell me."

"Do you want more tea?" G/eto offers.

N/anami shakes his head, pulling the blankets higher around him. G/eto snuggles closer in response, and G/ojo's arms snake around him from behind.

#oh this is GOOD

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losing my entire mind over this person on reddit who made a blanket based on the number of times they sneezed last year

#what the fuck (positive)

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when they try to maintain eye contact with you even as they feel the sneeze coming on >>>>>>

trying to see past the involuntary squint developing, peeking over the hand/arm/tissue that they're lifting to their face, tears blur their line of sight. trying to show you respect and prove that they're listening, they are therefore pissed at their own build-ups which are interrupting you with increasing frequency and increasing volume.

they try to stave it off as they debate internally: is it ruder to give into the sneezing fit or to continue delaying it? zero attention for the next several seconds or half-attention for the next several minutes?

after enough of their hitches, you thankfully and mercifully decide for them, "go ahead, let it out, I'll wait until you're done."

#me and who fr

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Been obsessed recently with the thought of A guiding a miserably allergic B out of a place they've begun to stifle a sneezing fit in (dusty library, flower shop, crowded party) and once they get out, getting some verbal confirmation from A like

"Alright, you can sneeze now."

and then B letting it all out as much and as loudly as they want.

#birb coded #me when I read the tags and it is in fact birb lmao

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I’m normallll I’m normal about cowboys who have gruff voices sneezing into a handkerchief and then muttering like “pardon me” or something AAUAGGHH

#oh my god I had never considered whether or not to be normal about this #but I absolutely am not

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Ooooh! Prompt!

A cinderella story, but make it sneeze. At a masquerade ball, someone is very sneezy for one reason or another. Fortunately, someone with the kink finds them, and they have a fantastic night together - but never take off the masks.

After parting ways at the end of the night, how will they find each other?

#can't believe I share this kink with a bunch of actual GENIUSES #y'all's minds damn

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lrb: her telling him he'll attract attention coming back in with her wetness streaked on his pant leg and him reminding her she's got his snot all over her dress

#snz thoughts