#Yakuza loveblog

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Birds fly grass groles and buddy

#Yakuza loveblog

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Why the FUCK did majima disband the construction company before saejima came onto the scene like he would have fucking loved construction. In fact why be in the yakuza at all , if saejima had gotten out of prison and sprinted rapidly towards majima to attack him he would have held out a sledgehammer to him and waved it temptingly in front of his nose and saejima would have taken it and walked into the mines as if he were locked in a trance like a looney toons bit because he would have loved construction work. Who decided to take that away from him

#Yakuza loveblog #saejima literally renovated those underground tunnels for free #he wanted to do it because it was so fun to him

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The one without a caption is making me cry like NOOOOOOOOOOOO NISHIDAAAAAAAA

#Yakuza loveblog #the way he puts his hands on his stomach ... my man was ready to die #hello sweet price.... oh if only you would leave your boss then i could treat you right #i have money .. you want money ? come here boy ..

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Everyone must look at the birthday cake my friends got me

#Yakuza loveblog #help ... #im sooo happy #Special post

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I cant stop thinking of the doctor or something from infinite wealth going Hes been running around in that state ??? When he realises that kiryu is straight up dying of cancer and still hasnt given up his addiction to fighting strangers out in the street because it makes him sound like a wild dog with a leg injury and its so cute

#Yakuza loveblog #he certainly has been running around #what if i finally put a stop to this. it can end here kiryu ..... just get into this crate #sorry i dont mean that

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I still get scared when i remember kiryu is canonically quite lean and not a fatty at all

#Yakuza loveblog #i really think hes a little tubby and a little shorter #stop making japanese characters taller than 180 .... #you can pick one guy in your series to make that height but not more than tao #two #like there should be a ratio of guys over that height to guys who are normal (160-175 range) #and i say this a lot but i like the idea of kiryu simply being a guy who can dominate the room by presence alone #like he shouldnt be a huge guy he should be above average but being six feet is literally (thinks of a social justice buzzword) whitewashing #fucking haruka is taller than me thats not why im mad i just think that nobody looks at the average height of a country before making their #characters. wait im going to boot up y5 again and see harukas height in comparison to the rest of the people because kiryus always like a #head taller than everyone and while its funny to see him towering over date i think its wrong for him to do that #if anyone tries to argue with me im going to your house and killing myself #sorry i dont feel that strongly about this actually wait i am trying to downplay it im freaking out right now #okay between then and now im okay now but it still makes me so sad

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Saejima and majima are so guys that walk around the city for hours and then ask okay where are we going / idk i was following you / but i was following you

#Yakuza loveblog #their desire to hang out transcends common sense. thats my belief #i think that two guys who got separated for a long time and thought of each other daily deserve to be permanently reunited #oh i just looked it up and saejima has no karaoke songs. he songs baka mitai and machine gun kiss #thats kiryus songs. why are they the same person #kiryu and saejima will just be equally matched in strength and have the same music taste. like whats up with that #majima loves guys who can sneeze whilw hugging him and break his spine #do you think its a bit crazy that saejima has such a relationship with majima that he took like five seconds to be upset that majima died an #then was like okay whatever he deserved it. and then went on a hunt for majimas killer to find out his last words #and when kiryu heard that majima died he got mega pissed off and needed to punch something and possibly scream as loud and long as possible #at least thats how i saw the car honking scene he was punching the honk and yelling because he was fucked up over it. then he just ent home #im so fucking redundant btw i have literally said all this before. i just adore the thought of majima coming home to these two ns theyre #discussing things like. sports and. workout routines and hes like oh god theyre the same

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Getting beat up by kiryu has to feel so good why else does everyone in kamurocho do it so much

#Yakuza loveblog #i was thinking about how kakurocho has no rourist attractions. kiryus one of them #people literally come from other towns just to get beat up by kiryu #what does this shitty little city have ? i cant count the millenium tower as an attraction gecause its so fugly and i hate it #harukas mom died there. it used to be a peaceful little shopping district #i say peaveful because its so cramped in there that people are physically unable to throw hands #im kidding they still do. that photographer wasnt kidding when he said people in bad towns drag you into alleys to beat you up but people in #kamurocho just do it out in the streets ...

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Still thinking of the hc that majima has never killed a man in her life but nishida has and its not like hes the best at it or anything but like he could do it again

#Yakuza loveblog #like ohhhh ouuhhh setting her ouppy loose on people #literally love the idea of him being multitalented #and also majima telling him to do it and hes like (nervous) oyaji have you ever... and shes like What? Spit it out dumbass..! and hes like #have you ever killed anyone? and shes like what no of course not and hes like AND YOU WANT ME TO DO IT

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Shinjima

#Yakuza loveblog #literally random chair at the convention so my friends were like you gotta pose in it

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Ichiban has 0 sex appeal but i think its awesome that hes naked in the y8 trailer

#Yakuza loveblog #im thinking about what a good guy he is and he wouldnt necessarily be bad at sex or clueless about it #like the thing about ichiban is that he is perfect and also a dumbass but most importantly he is a good person #he has never done anything shitty in his life thats why hes unfuckable #i need someone like kiryu who makes bad decisions and is stupid in a bad way and causes trouvle for others and hurts peoples feelings #maybe if ichiban sucked more ....

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Evil Haruka would be like Uncle Kaz! I want to see Essence of Pole Crush, you look so cool when you're breaking someone's spine!

And kiryu would be like (Haruka wants to see me perform Essence of Pole Crush.)

#Yakuza loveblog #i wish i could give text a slight tint instead of just painting the whole thing pink #becuase i love how protagonists get text tinted pink or blue ..... #boy coded

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The only time i can remember majima saying fuck is in yk2 when kiryu brought sayama into purgatory with him to visit majima and she was like omg is that your girlfriend 🥰🥰🥰🥰 and kiryu was like no shes a cop and majima was like What The Fuck.

#Yakuza loveblog #sorry i dont have any thoughts today i just thought jt was funny

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What ive learned about the yakuza community is that you guys are way too hung up over that scene in y4 where he pinned haruka to the ground then started panting really heavily , that didnt happen for me , that scene wasnt real to me i forgot about it.

#Yakuza loveblog #it literally didnt happen for me like the game could have been perfect without it so i took it out #like how could you not like saejima he... he would be the perfect man if not for that scene #but it WOULD be funny to make haruka have beef with both majima (kidnapped her) and saejima (lowkey assaulted her) #saejima wouldnt do that .. he loves kids ... #i adore saejima i think hes super cool and extremely hardcore. more hardcore than kiryu even and kiryu is extremely hardcore #saejima was the first to almost die in the snow but unlike kiryu he didnt even get frostbite #well he did a bit but it wasnt that bad ... kiryus fingers were one hard press from having the flesh slough right off #anyway HOW CAN ANYONE NOT LIKE SAEJIMA HES SO COOOOOOL #Hes so charismatic and you can tell the depths of his empathy are unfathomable ... he looks at someone with sorrow and you know his heart #is breaking. he always gets so serious and sombre when hes trying to convince someone not to go down a dark path #my stomach HURTS. see saejima could have given me medicine because he is so kind #you have got to forgive him for pinning haruka to the ground with his knee between her legs like you need to forgive him #that was a slipup he was never planning on doing anything and he was very sorry for it ... i swear to you he just froze up he wasnt planning #on touching her or anything ... you know whos truly to blame ? kiryu. for standing there once again like a stone starue and letting it happe #hey ‘suzuki’ (lol thats a good one i might steal it later) i know youre an escaped convict because of the animalistic look in yout eye when #you pinned my twelve year old daughter to the ground and slobbered on her. and not the other telltale signs like you wearing a prisoners #outfit when you washed up on shore (lol) no there were no other clues. that was what tipped me off #hated kiryu in y4 he is useless. i will never forgive him. see saejima was panicking because haruka was going to call an ambulance. kiryu #had a cool head and he still decided to do some stupid shit. too bad i badly want men who make bad decisions and want to fuck kiryu so much

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This joke cant stay but i wish you could see it before i send it to the shadow realm

#Yakuza loveblog #i have not been writing anything thats postable #like thats how its been for years

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Obsessed with how quickly lee changed his mind about majima he was like you are a piss poor excuse for an assassin and im going to break both your arms -> majima youre the only person in the world who can keep my daughter safe i leave her in your hands , when im gone you have to protect her

#Yakuza loveblog #he literally insisted and said majima was the only one who could do it #and majima was like ‘i havent decided im going to let her live’ and lee just laughed at him and left him alone with her