#i just cannot take him seriously

[havanasroses]

CHRISTIAN BORLE performing Dentist! from Little Shop of Horrors on The Broadway Cruise

#as a dental student #every time he performs something from lsoh #i just cannot take him seriously #iconic asf #christian borle #little shop of horrors #orin scrivello #dentist! #musicals

[alpal55]

Scout stop you’re gonna make him cry

original:

#tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 spy #team fortress 2 #this is silly #but i don't care #I cannot take spy seriously he is just a silly goofy man #but I love him

[frummpets]

🍋: look jiujiu, froggy!!! 🍇: 🥹🥹🥹📸

idea from a post from @purplenies!!!

very important close-ups of the blob

#jin ling found a frog by the lotus pond and now he's attached #you know how some pets act like their owners #yeAH #and you know those clips of rain frogs being angry and tiny and all squeaky? #just teeny jin ling and his teeny frog angrily squeaking at u!!!!! #lotus pier cannot take him seriously and this only makes jin ling and his frog angrier and squeakier #if jin ling named his dog fairy i cant see why he wont name the frog an equally adorable name #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs fanart #jin ling #jiang cheng #my art #frummpets art #tomato patch #frog #rain frog

[vanilla-poisons]

No matter how funny you think you are you will never be funnier than Jamil doing a whole fucking ballroom dance routine on accident and then falling over in despair while mentally saying “without thinking…MY DANCING SOUL!!”

#quinnramblesandjabbers #I think about this everyday it’s so fucking funny pls #ik I should take him seriously but I just keep thinking about this #“I can’t believe I just danced romantically with the guy I love hate in front of these ppl…curse my need to dance #like what #WHAT #twst #twisted wonderland #jamil viper #kalim al asim #twst shitpost #twst manga #he’s fucking shaking he’s so upset guys #also just how often were they fucking dancing together? they had a whole routine #i always assumed they just learned modern dance #like ballroom dancing is a whole different skill set #I took dance for years but I cannot ballroom dance for shir

[skhardwarevers1]

was talking with my sister earlier about how I can’t take people talking about stanley cups seriously because everytime I hear someone say like “oh she has a stanley” k just think they’re talking about him

#I just picture some girl holding a really small version of him #Every time. I cannot take these seriously #tsp #the stanley parable #this only came up cuz I think she was talking abt this girl she doesn’t like and how that girl got all her teachers stanleys or smth idk

[david-tennant-in-chairs]

Anyone else just want to stare at him all day long?

#david tennant #david tennant in chairs #mortal chairs cannot contain him #crowley #good omens #legs for days #anthony j crowley #just like all the limbs #anthony crowley #Crowley's throne #he's just being effortlessly sexy #it's almost unfair how pretty he is #i mean seriously just look at this flash bastard #i really like his hands #i wanna take a bite out of those drumsticks #those eyebrows make me weak #ok fine #everything about him #makes me smile

[americankimchi]

it's so hard to take star wars seriously nowadays because i'll watch someone get skewered by a lightsaber and then somehow walk it off with a bacta patch and a slap on the ass. like you're telling me a weapon that can carve furrows into foot-thick solid durasteel doors, dripping melted slag in its wake, when applied to the flesh of a sentient being leaves behind nothing more than superficial damage. like be so ffr. "it cauterizes the wound instantly" this is not a little cut. this is not minor burns. you were IMPALED BY A BEAM OF PLASMA. your ORGANS have been COOKED. your BLOOD has BOILED. your BONES were INCINERATED. what are you TALKING ABOUTTTTTT

#personal #I CANNOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY #you do not grow up with the OT and the PT watching people get cut down instantly and then just #GESTURES FURIOUSLY AT THE MULTIPLE INSTANCES OF PEOPLE GETTING A LIGHTSABER THROUGH THE GUT #AND JUST WALKING IT OFF!!!!!!!! SOMETIMES RIGHT AFTER THE FACT!!!!!!!!!!!! #LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN #WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT #i tried desperately to justify it in the ST movies because rey was established as having like #anakin-levels of force bullshit so why not. i mean anakin couldn't force heal for shit but whatever. #it's not like him having the ability to force heal would've neatly sidestepped the MAIN CONFLICT OF EPISODE 3 OR ANYTHING #STILL MADE MY EYEBROWS RAISE WHEN SHE HEALED KYLO. BUT I TRIED TO LOOK PAST IT. OUT OF GOOD FAITH. MOSTLY DESPERATION. #BUT WHAT! DO! YOU! MEAN!!!!! THAT PEOPLE CAN JUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WALK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! IMPALEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BY LIGHTSABER!!!!!!!!!! #ON THE REGULAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #I GUESS QUI GON DYING WAS A FUCKING. SKILL ISSUE???????? #???????????????????????? #i need to go lie down. #dont talk 2 me about maul coming back in tcw it's an old wound i refuse to examine #''but in legends—'' i put my hand over your mouth so lovingly. No. <3 #i love star wars SO MUCH but they need 2 stop impaling people on lightsabers if they dont want them to be dead #LOP OFF A LIMB INSTEAD #okay im done. thank u for letting me yell it's all out of my system now #im back on the ''i love star wars'' train again <33

[cloudysfluffs]

im a 'he would not fucking say that' person but specifically about tickling content. ill look at the fan content for a character and be like 'he would not fucking be a lee'

#THIS IS /LH LOL dont take it too seriously #but it is also targetted #bc theres this One Guy i keep seeing in tk art #and i cant get behind any of it because. i just cannot imagine him being a lee. and ALLLLL of the content is of him as a lee #like hello. wehre am i #anyway JHKSDLFHJKL #obv people can have diff opinions and like whatever they want i love ooc content every nwo and then <3 #just thought this was a funny idea for a post :PPP

[dirtymortalkombatconfessions]

#mortal kombat #mortal kombat x reader #bi han #mk9 #mortal kombat smut #mortal kombat 9 #bi han sub zero #noob saibot #I cannot look at Quan Chi and take him seriously #everytime I see him I just think clown

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

First of all, I just want to say. I called it lol

Finally an sskk face off since the sacrifice. I am going insane. I can’t articulate all my thoughts rn but something about the way Atsushi aimed a kick at Akutagawa that he fully expected the guy to block (because they know each other’s usual fighting styles!!!) only for it to connect and hurt him; Atsushi begging Akutagawa to recognize him because even if he still can’t consciously admit it, Atsushi has become convinced that Akutagawa wouldn’t be attacking him like this if he knew it was him; pleading for him to snap out of it and demanding to know why he saved him aghhhhh I’m going feral we know the reason Atsushi we know whyyyyy

I can’t believe it actually. We are at the point where sskk do not want to genuinely hurt each other. Atsushi attacked only out of self defence and was taken aback by actually breaking his wrist. Akutagawa refused to kill Atsushi in the Fukuchi fight and Atsushi is now convinced he’d stop attacking if he recognized him. Holy shit. Oh my god.

And Sigma badass moment! My boy, he pulled through! Either him or Chuuya had to break the stalemate; hell yeah, validation. Wasn’t there a meme someone made? “Prison arc -> prison arc if Sigma still had a gun”? Well Sigma’s got a gun and things are picking up babyyyy! His retort to Fyodor was quite possibly the funniest thing he could’ve said in response. Just completely shut him down. Using what he’s learned running the empty home Fyodor previously tried to buy his trust with. Beautiful. ADA Sigma real??? (I think the story will have to acknowledge his very public involvement with Taneda’s shooting and the acts of terrorism the Hunting Dogs now know he is responsible for… so I’m not sure how that will go but I’d like to see him end up with the Agency tbh… so long as it makes sense.)

Things I did not expect:

Mysterious note left in Russian??? It could be Mykola I suppose but… why? What happened? If he’s actually in trouble I doubt he’d need help escaping. Is it a trap? But what for? Alternatively… could it be Pushkin? He was in Meursault initially right? We never found out what his connection was. It could be a new Russian author too! Intriguing! There’s also the matter of it being written in Russian in the first place - who is it meant for? Sigma specifically? Or is it meant for someone else who speaks Russian?

Dazai is actually injured! I was certain he had something ready to get out on his own but I like this much better. Tbh I know this sounds bad but I’m actually way more invested now that Dazai has a broken leg and Fyodor was just shot. There’s higher stakes, you know? Damn though. I think Dazai’s injuries are. Worse. He’s being terribly self-sacrificial, and is apparently going to face off against Chuuya next time we see him. I do think now the stakes would be too low if Chuuya was completely free of the brainwashing tbh… I’m hoping for a double “I know you’re in there” fight between skk and sskk. Not that Dazai can do much physically but his strength has always been with words anyways, and I am certain Chuuya’s already fighting back. And I know Atsushi will reach Akutagawa. Manifesting sskk reunion where they challenge Fukuchi again and win this time via the power of unbreakable trust (delusional).

Sigma asks Fyodor “WHAT are you?” Which is interesting, and I’m hoping will acknowledge the way Fyodor doesn’t seem to age… but also intriguing is the “getting closer” part on the side which implies he’s not quite right. I think Fyodor will still turn out to be human tbh (it’d be weird otherwise, thematically), but now I’m starting to lend a little more weight to that theory about a Fyodor double…

Well anyways. This was a lot. I’m going to helplessly whir about it for a bit now.

#bsd #bsd spoilers #bsd chapter 107 #storyrambles #I just want an incredibly homoerotic showdown between skk and sskk where Dazai and Atsushi snap their partners out #of the brainwashing so Chuuya can wreak havoc while Dazai watches him with stars in his eyes as he’s crumpled on the floor #and Akutagawa can immediately go off to fight Fukuchi so he doesn’t have to answer Atsushi who is behind him #relieved and irritated and asking him why he chose to save him on repeat #‘I am asking you a question here!’ ‘I cannot hear you jinko we have more pressing matters keep up’ #aya leaning over to bram: ‘he-he’s dodging the question!’ #I take my theorizing very seriously thank you very much :P #wait. Hold on. What if. What if dazai can nullify the vampire curse but only when he’s in contact. #what if chuuya has to carry him everywhere while dazai is in physical contact with him constantly. think of the comedy. think of the gay. #actually I’m going to cry that’s so funny to me. they’d be complaining about it constantly #meanwhile you just know chuuya is worried about the extent of dazai’s injuries and dazai is still livid about the mind control #hi this is unbelievably funny to me

[madame-mongoose]

he wouldn't be that caring, you say? ok

In the dimly lit room, his touch wasn't a gentle invitation; it was a demand, a possessive claim on your senses. as he explored the contours of your skin, it wasn't affection but a calculated strategy to make you yearn for him, to ignite an addiction to the intensity of his grasp.

you, initially swept away by the raw passion, remained oblivious to the ulterior motives driving his every move. little did you know that beneath the surface of desire, a game of control and manipulation was unfolding, a dangerous dance where he aimed to make you surrender not just to passion but to a dependency on his dominating presence.

he yearned to be the sole source of those intoxicating moans that escape your lips, and it didn't matter if they arose from blissful ecstasy or electrifying agony. And truth be told, you too can no longer discern between the two sensations.

He craves the sound of your voice, and more importantly, he wants you to acknowledge that he alone possesses the power to create such sensations within you.

Your tender skin serves as the only shield against his feral touch you still have, and he is on the precipice of shattering it.

and then he immediately proceeds to ruin the moment

#AJKSHDGHJKAD IM SORRY THIS IS REALLY PRETTY #i just cannot take him seriously for a second #ooooh i need to kill him #this writing is really good #suggestive #nsft #just in case #self ship #monnley #my art #monnie answers

[itsalwaysforyou]

jafar raised jay to be slippery and selfish but jay knew there was strength in numbers and decided to trust and love and hope despite everything else. and he protects these people that he finds, the only things his father can’t take from him, his own treasure he guards like the lion’s head at the cave of wonders.

he’s the last one out, there to watch their backs, as close to them all as their own shadows. he’s their third eye, always hyper-vigilant, always on the look out. he knows when to start a fight, and when it’s best to leave it alone. it’s nearly always best to leave it alone. he wrangles them all back in, keeping them safe so they don’t have to worry about injuries or repercussions or consequences. his job is to keep them safe, and keep them alive.

and yet, in auradon, with no brawls or street fights or leering parents or turf wars or rivals or enemies, what is there to protect them from? passive aggressive comments? pastels? afternoon tea? what is a guard dog with nothing to guard? jay has built his entire life, his entire self, around servitude. if it’s not his father, it’s his gang, always the helping hand and the shoulder to cry on (metaphorically, of course) and the reassuring presence. without any of that, he is nothing.

he is the thief that gives. the boy desperate to hold on to his only sense of purpose. it’s all he knows: give enough away and they might let you stick around. chameleonic, knowing exactly who to be where and when. the charmer, the heartthrob, the villain, the protector, the liar, the snake, the attacker. anything you need. he can be anything at all, as effortless as breathing.

#ANYWAY #where the hell did that come from hello #i just think that jay having no sense of self #because his entire life has been spent giving himself away!!!! #idk like he learned from jafar that ‘love’ and ‘protection’ is conditional #he had to be good enough - had to be PERFECT #and so with the gang it’s like. he cannot afford to be anything other than that strong & unwavering anchor #he’s unfazed by everything #he makes jokes and doesn’t take things seriously bc he can’t express what he’s really feeling #he’s trying to relieve the tension #it’s shielding the true paranoia and fear and guilt he’s feeling #and GAAHHHHH. JAYYYYYYY #like he just cares So Much. all of his actions are bc he just loves his gang so much and he wants what’s best for them #and he will get that with any means possible #i could literally go on forever about him #he’s been sidelined atm bc of my new hyperfixation but i am ALWAYS ready for a jay rant #descendants #jay son of jafar

[taikanyohou]

“Before you go out, just find someone who is good at making disguises to change your appearance. Perhaps, then, you’ll look much better!” Li Dai Kun As Xie Wang. WORD OF HONOR (2021) - Episode 26.

#word of honor #wohedit #wohdaily #asianlgbtqdramas #asiandramasource #cdramaedit #cdramasource #cdramanet #xie wang #* #faiza gifs #'DA WANG IS SO SCARY!!!' and its just da wang being a Petty Little Bitch that pulls faces HFUERIGFVYIEAGDFY LMAOOOOO #HE'S A FULL TIME ASSASIN PART TIME CLOWN. HOW CAN U TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY LIKE THIS I LOVE MY SON #but then also? he'll just KILL YOU with a smirk like in that 1st gif and then giggle in the bottom one like a little kid URHGYEGFV #I LOVE HIM SO MUCH #but at the same time U CANNOT TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY man urehfveugyfgf

[liquidstar]

and now for something stupid

#but really i also just wanted to play around w this sort of coloring style bc its been FOREVER since ive used it #and i think i can make it look better now #AND i think i can make more sillay stuff like this and not have it take as long w cleaning up lines #anyway now you all understand the terrible dynamic between these three #phobo's infodump text is just copypasted from the wikipedia page for knives. #julliet ALSO uses knives is the thing so hes actually mansplaining < JOKE #he just wants to share. even if it gives her a headache. but he wouldnt mansplain he doesnt have it in him. hes ok with felonies tho #but julis life hasnt known peace since she was told to take care of the newbies #and shes ALSO a newbie (just slightly less so) so really this is probably just tartarus hazing her #theyd take one look at the two disorganized unserious overeager newbies and think ''you know what would be fucking hilarious'' #and pass them onto the neurotic slightly-less-newbie who takes everything as seriously as possible. disaster combination. #i cannot stress enough that this is a group of bandits and murderers theyre NOT above hazing. #deimos actually is doing the best job at it since he is stealing as we speak #i mean hes not supposed to do it to his teammates but still. on the right track #as for the dynamic between deimos and phobos themselves its like. theyre just bros. theyre both pretty similar in personality #except deimos is kinda more mean and cynical while phobos can be kinda. dense and naive despite literally where hes at in life #but most of the time theyre basically beavis and butthead #i would also like to stress that juli is not being homophobic she just already cannot stand these guys and cant believe the audacity #but. complete misunderstanding. karma for stealing wallets ig #this will never be cleared up by anyone ever #but again thats not their dynamic they are just beavis and butthead. and i guess that makes juli daria LOL #finn's ocs #finn's art

[mulletmitsuya]

random tokrev rant ahead !!

when i first started this blog it was going to be for random shitposts, groupchats once in a while, and mostly tokrev analysis but i was so scared of discourse that i just chose to do the funnier stuff 😭. when tokrev was at it's peak i'd be reading 20k+ words of analysis and it was so fun!! but i felt like i couldn't word what i wanted to say properly so that discouraged me but i wish i'd ignored that because there would have been at least one person who understood what i was saying yk?

#anyway #i used to have a tagging system but i forgot so that's my bad #and the thing about discourse is that you could give a person all the canonical facts of the story and they'll still find a way to pretend #that they're right and i personally cannot handle that #i take things very seriously and someone thinking they won a argument when they didn't would make me rip my hair out #so maybe my blog not going into that direction was good for my metal health #i feel like fandom interactions always end up as fights for some reason #why can't two opinions co-exist #let's discuss and have fun why we gotta tell each other to kill ourselves😭 #like i saw a very well thought out and written theory about sanzu having autism or something along those lines #and a comment was like “stop trying to give him excuses he's a terrible villain and he's just crazy blah blah blah” #whole time this person's an izana apologist #like😐 #i love both these characters but a lot of characters in tokrev are more complicated than just a “crazy villain” #and it seems like they understand that about izana so???? #ok i'm done now i hope you guys get what i mean #tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers manga #tokrev

[amaranthdahlia]

nobody told him there was gonna be a cosplay session for new years, katsuki was in for a hare of a suprise

bonus;

#im sorry for not being actove ive been more active on twtter huhu #but i can assure you i absolutely lost my mind over horis drawing #it hasnt left my mind #to the point i managed to finish this witihin 3 days #when my usual full color shaded drawings take months hahahah #but hey i pulled through thru the sheer power of bunny deku serotonin and my love for deku #i fr CANNOT believe hori actually made him wear a playboy bunny oufit #seriously that was the last thing i actually expected #i thought it was just wishful thinking #and its not even treated as a gag ⁉️ hori is the man for that holy shit #i hope this means good things cus holy shit hori was crZy for this #bkdk #bakudeku #bakugou katsuki #midoriya izuku #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #katsudeku #ktdk #rumi usagiyama #jirou kyouka #mha #bnha #uraraka ochaco #todoroki shouto #kirishima ejiriou #dahlia.art