#i have not stopped thinking about this

[mo-mode]

Okay but the camper in the wheelchair either has a super tricked out celestial-bronze plated magical flying wheelchair with wings gifted by Hermes himself, or Chiron just gave zero shits about how inaccessible the outside world is because there is no way she’d survive a cross-country road trip while being chased by monsters in a normal wheelchair. If they offered me up for a quest like that, I would have wheelied my ass tf out of there. She chose a long-range weapon for a REASON

If the wheelchair IS tricked out, however, then I require a scene where her magical chariot-wheelchair hybrid flies her up above the big battle as she takes out monsters with flaming arrows, or the show is ableist. I don’t make the rules—

#i have not stopped thinking about this #like if it’s a normal wheelchair then Chiron’s feeding her to the wolves #but if it’s a MAGICAL wheelchair then we’re being robbed of quality magical wheelchair content #me watching Chiron offer her up for a quest like WHO PUT MY GIRL THERE STOP BRINGING HER INTO SHIT SHE DOESNT DESERVE THIS #reblog for magical flying wheelchair #my theory is the Hephaestus cabin made it for her #do you think the Hephaestus cabin made Chiron’s too? I think I’m onto something #the ableism is a joke btw obv #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo tv show #percy jackson tv show #pjo spoilers #percy jackson the lightning thief #pjo series

[dukeoftheblackstar]

In my humble opinion, I think that a monster in heat loses all inhibition and any form of what is perceived as human-like restraint to not maul you to death after fucking the life out of you is mighty high.

So I was going on about Elias, right. Elias Ainsworth and his endless danger, danger thorns?

NSFW under cut. Might do an aftercare part 2 of this or try to write after I finish the manga. But for now, just thots.

Thought you guys might appreciate.

@eyecandyeoz @majo-tsukiko

Do you know how hot it would be to get fucked in his beast form — heck, even in his current skull-headed humanoid form, while he struggles to keep his own thorns from literally ripping you to shreds?

Do you know how how it looks to have his thorns wrap around his wrists, crawl and squeeze up to his forearms and bicep in seek of anything to twist around or destroy while he's squeezing the base of said thorny vines with his massive hands?

Do you know how hot it must fucking look to see himself get cuts from his own doing because he's so in heat, muscles flexing, jaw clenched with steam as he huffs, grunts, and groans in pain, pleasure, and confusion?

For the hell of it, let me just add the fact how it would be suuuuuuch a turn on to have a new vine of thorns just whip and wrap around his neck because at this point, he's fighting for survival, desire, and keeping you alive from himself?

Do you know how hot it must sound for him to hover his skull-head over your ear and just snap that jaw and instill some bit of fear-induced adrenaline ring in your ear, reminding you that at any given point he can literally crush your bones with his mouth?

And then. Okay.

And then he regains some semblance of control and keeps you pinned down with his hand cordially on your head instead of your back because he's distracted and is torn between just getting it over with so he can 'deal' with this unknown feeling of having lost control over his own body and power, do some research and shit; or pace himself to properly fuck/make love to you?

So he slows down from the unrelentingly hard, deep, erratic thrusts from struggling with the thorns while fucking you but also trying not to literally rip you in half because he's such a sweet baby?

He relaxes eventually, thorns disentangling from his own body at a pace that matches the now deep, sensual head to hilt thrust. The massive, gloved hand over your head lifts for a moment — head pats, fingers tangled in your hair as if to apologize.

He lowers himself down to rub his muzzle against your cheek, caresses your shoulder everywhere until it's just him and no thorns and it's slow and sweet and loving and doting.

And you'll know when he's close because his fingers dig deep anywhere it lands; blanket, sheet, pillow, your skin, just for a little. You see him lift his head up to the ceiling as if to chant some sort of protection spell before he goes back down and bites you your shoulder hard at the perfect time of his release, filling you to the brim and then some.

#♝ #dukeoftheblackstar #elias ainsworth #post is nsf.w thots #thots #ains #Elias Ainsworth thots #the ancient magus bride #MFsUnite #i have not stopped thinking about this

[dannfil]

I feel dizzy

#i have not stopped thinking about this #snf #sapnap #george #gnf #irl #stream sc #picture #mine #my beautiful archiving tags

[wilhelmjfinkbs]

YOU

RANCID

Syphillitic

CUNT

#our flag means death #izzy hands #i have not stopped thinking about this

[bilvy]

lives were changed

#william beckett #or should i say beckett williams #i have NOT stopped thinking about this

[glussy]

#I have not stopped thinking about this #I found this at the end of a thread on a 340p upload of the directors cut ending of Little Shop of Horrors #youtube comments #literally me

[duchessscloverly]

I am so confused about something. I have been seeing several places online that Oscar's DOB is November 15, 1972 which makes him two months older than Andy, but Oscar Nunez is like 15 years older than him. Where did November 15, 1972 come from?

#oscar martinez #the office #i have not stopped thinking about this

[aadmelioraa]

my brain every 5 minutes:

#i have not stopped thinking about this

[hotteacocoa]

The fact that they call milk that is blue “blue milk” and milk that is green “green milk” implies there is an accepted “normal” color for milk to be in the Star Wars universe

#I know it’s probably just white milk but WHAT IF IT ISN’T?????? #WHAT IF IT WAS PURPLE #OR RED??????? #GUYS WHAT IF IT’S NEON ORANGE #?????????? #NEON ORANGE MILK????????? #OH MY GOSH #… #yellow milk #🤢 #it’s like yellow snow 🤢 but milk #I am DISGUSTED #nonononono #i’m loosing my mind #I have not stopped thinking about this #and i probably never will #star wars #blue milk #green milk #mind blown #txt #txt post

[luminousbeings-crudematter]

Reading your filthy comments is becoming my favourite past time

baby, I live to serve. you provide the smutty material and I provide the unhinged horn-ball commentary.

#ask #taurus-ted #you dont understand how the stuff you've told me on PM today has occupied my mind #i have not stopped thinking about this #please hook me up with it please please I beg

[random-artisttheatreandanime]

Why do i think Gundham would like This birthday card, it’s a hamter

Translation for what the card says: Hip hip hurray

#danganronpa #gundham tanaka #b-day #card #funny cards #tanaka gundham #danganronpa 2 #sdr2 #sdr2 gundham #danganronpa gundham #danganronpa tanaka #hamter #hamster #aah #I have not watched it #I have not played it #i have not read the manga #i have not stopped thinking about this

[francesderwent]

Marc Barnes, an absolute mad lad: I actually think gender belongs to the realm of theology and “male and female he created them” is a piece of revelation :)

#I have not stopped thinking about this #he’s insane but also maybe right??????? #the differentiation of the sexes is maybe on the level of creation in terms of our ability to reason to it #there are proofs for the existence of God and you can wind your way there in the dark #but Revelation tells us something that helps us to see more goodness than we expected #same thing???? with man and woman?????? #most cultures figured out there was SOMETHING going on there #but did they actually get it right???? #did they see all the goodness all the complementarity all the equality?? #big no!!!!! #we need to be TOLD to take seriously both the difference and the imago #anyway thanks Marc for ruining my life and also my lesson plans #I never teach tob the same way twice because I change my mind about how to talk about gender every other day #in which cate tells stories

[blurglesmurfklaine]

what’s so fucked up tho is ofmd would have been renewed by now if we actually were queerbaited

#i have not stopped thinking about this #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd hbo #taika waititi #rhys darby

[alwoobles]

Saw some fan art and now I am one of three poor souls on this hellsite desperate for obikabu content

#obikabu #*cock sucking noises* that's what they do #also they're both really fucking hot #i have not stopped thinking about this #this is a cry for help

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!! #how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

[clarisse-doodles]

inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

#sorry this was funnier in my head #but after i read that post I COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT #gen z batkids is the most Cursed thing i've read today and i love it #at first i had so many Thoughts about how my brain CANNOT reconcile tim as anything but a 90s kid but then i read that line about damian and #i feel like they'd mess with him sometimes by randomly quoting memes in unison #almost started to overthink how in This Particular Timeline jason might have missed out on this meme because he was Not Alive #but for the purposes of this silly joke i choose to believe dates are irrelevant #that is all thank you #clarisse doodles #batfam #damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd