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coline7373 · 20 days

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coquelicoq · 7 months

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crashes ur board meeting n drags u out by the collar but its fine bc youre the one always saying shit like "im looking for people i can use" ok lol. get used idiot

#just tracing like. the sequence of events that had to take place in order for this to come to pass #1. natori and his shiki are skulking around homura stalking ban. possibly it's just his shiki and natori is elsewhere.#either way 2. natsume shows up and natori learns about it either bc he witnesses it or a shiki comes to tell him #3. natori gets in his little richard scarry apple car (this is my mental image for some reason) & fucking. BOOKS IT to the matoba compound #4. goes inside. presumably matoba lackeys try to stop him bc their boss is in an important meeting but somehow he gets past them #(possibilities here are v fun to think about. maybe natori does this all the time and they're used to it. maybe he's never done it before #but they're all on orders to let natori in if he ever shows up. maybe natori convinces them he's supposed to be IN the meeting #which is great because it sounds like some important clan thing so what is he in the clan now??)#5. interrupts matoba's meeting like 'i need you' and matoba's like 'bye everyone whatever this is is more important'#6. they get in natori's comical apple car (again the apple car is not canon don't worry about it)#& natori drives like a bat out of hell back to homura. (SOURCE: matoba is so scarred he refuses natori's offer for a ride later)#i wonder what they talk about on the way there? because they don't talk about why natori is stalking ban until much later #so they must be busy talking about something else. but what??#that or they're both too distracted by all the near-death experiences from natori's crazed driving lol #natsume's book of friends #natsume yuujinchou #homura cats arc #horrible exorcists #my posts #sidenote i feel like that page at the end where both matoba and sensei refuse natori's offers of a ride is really funny because #sensei's reason is that it will take too long. but sensei did you know natori drives like a speed demon? think it thru...#also like. how long did it take him to decide to involve matoba? was that his backup plan all along?#also it's pretty lucky that he found matoba at all considering he could be anywhere...the matoba have like 15 houses...#he has matoba's schedule memorized lol #natori sparkling to the assorted clan members in the meeting: sorry ladies and gentlemen i just need to borrow this~#*throws matoba over his shoulder and fireman-carries him to the parking lot*

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pebblezone · 1 year

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She is soooo Living Dead Girl core

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #seras victoria #a #okay I need to explain myself I started a journey last week to get world without logos on Apple Music which worked but before involved me #searching through hellsing playlists and one of them had dragula and I was omg wait rob zombie I’ve never given you the time of day that #ends now to which I listen to all of hellbilly deluxe and am like this is sooooo seras core my baby girl #so starting Monday I’m evening what cool drawing can I make so I can be like living dead girl core #also so on Instagram I can have it be the little jingle that was the main driving point #the important thing to note is I finished ultimate Tuesday and decided that I have to watch the abridge because it seems like #required reading so that same night I begin watching the abridge as I’m finalizing the sketch for this #next day comes I’m going ham and I hit the 7th episode and imagine my absolute horror to find they used it for her going ham #I’m unoriginal beyond reason and I’m very distressed about it that’s it I’ve bared my soul to the harsh harsh world #abridged makes me remember that cishets interact with media too

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patrocles · 2 years

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Known captives of the Red Wedding

#a song of ice and fire #asoiafgif #asoiafedit #gotasoiafsource #edmure tully #patrek mallister #marq piper #greatjon umber #now u might be asking urself: who even cares about this #besides me #WELL #i rly just think its nice that edmure patrek and marq are all best buddies that somehow survived the worst atrocity of their time #and idk i just think it'll mean something once the freys all exterminate themselves in their impending civil war #also if u have seen me use jackie once before NO U DIDNT #never 5get patrek/theon tho #getting drunk on apple wine and somehow managing to have this whole romance arc in wartime???

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bornetoblood · 7 months

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Tag Game Rules: Shuffle your on repeat playlist and post the first 10 tracks, then tag 10 people.

Somthing Something Lake- Drive45

Under My Skin- Jukebox the Ghost

Sylvia's Just a Dying Fad- The Scary Jokes

Beird- Jack Stauber

Eighth Wonder- Lemon Demon

New Invention- IDKHBTFM

No Children (Ska)- Sad Snack

Kick It Up a Notch- Starship Cast Recording

Medic!- Valve Studio Orchestra

Waterloo- ABBA

TYSM @magnumdarkin25 and @undefeatablesin for the @ :))

okay @nishihii @butchladymaria @skleech @galaxirin @melanodis @redsixwing @nameless-headless @cardinalcopiakinnie @wikipedianna and @the-lightless-flame your turn :)

#i dont have spotify so i used my apple music favourites playlist which i have never looked at before so that was an experience

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nmb725 · 1 year

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Got my Macintosh IIsi running today on an original apple color monitor, so satisfying to see. It even has Photoshop 2 on it as well as Illustrator 1988 (the first version of illustrator was released in ‘87!), this thing is a real gem. Now I need to work on my Performa 6300cd (just to the left)

#not art #I’m very excited #still need to take apart and clean the keyboard. but vintage keebs are my specialty #speaking of it uses alps switches! I’ve never had an alps board before this #vintage #vintage computer #old mac #macintosh #apple computers #apple #90s computers #80s computers #I have 13 keyboards currently #10 of them are vintage (ranging from 1981-2001)

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tortoisesshells · 2 months

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i know the joy of the 1795 arc is the frantic gallop through the near-total destruction of the collins family, but. begging the already-completed-show (which is to say, praying to an empty altar) to remember vicki. i'm already deeply unimpressed by peter. you're telling me vicki lost her fiance*, ran into his doppelganger in the past who then died a violent and preventable death and she didn't have any strong reaction to that? vicki, the orphan, who scarcely gets to hold onto anything?

#* commentary on how uninteresting i find burke2.0/vicki cut for length & purpose. the show wants me to believe that's the love of her life?;#fine. but the show has to follow through on that. i would like. just once post laura/the phoenix arc.;#for the show to take vicki's life seriously and not use her as a prop. please.#anyway. it's cool to me that the present can never escape the past in 1966; therefore. vicki being unable to escape who she is and what;#she knows; and who she loves in 1795 is such a good concept. unspool that. what would that relationship look like: she's initially in it;#because of who she was in 1966! she's haunted by the life she didn't get! is it a second chance at the apple; is it another loop;#doomed to failure because that's what collinsport is?#plus it's not like the show can't just literally magically justify jeremiah walking off getting shot in the head. get angelique to fix it.#does she have a logical reason to? no. has that stopped the narrative before?#anyway. vicki/jeremiah agenda. party of me.#polkaknox talks #the news from collinsport

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soft-serve-soymilk · 2 months

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YOOOO IT’S FREE!!!! 😭🩵🩵🩵

#All the songs… without ads…. finally 🙏#Now I don’t have to go to yt to listen to your inception and arrow of time 😅 gonna have to get used to that 😂#Also I now this post outs me as a iphone haver with a *shudders* apple music subscription but consider #I might as well take advantage of it while I live here :> and as long as I can after I leave ;) I’ll show them freeloading #it’s kind of funny timing really. I’ve just recently been able to drag same old story out of the ‘songs ruined by traumatic incidents pile’#yes I had to inflict cognitive behavioural therapy on myself to stop the flinching and otherwise distress listening to it caused #which is also why I never really listened to it in 4 months ^^;#but it’s been better these days!#just pav things #and for those of you like ‘oh Pav was listening to nachtflugel I’ve never heard of it before what does it sound like’#go. go listen to it. revel in the joy that is yoko shimomura and jrpg composers~#I’ve also recently rediscovered unbreakable chains as a banger boss theme I totally forgot existed #go listen to that too~

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theamazingannie · 24 days

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I’m a sucker for musical parallels and referencing an old song in a new song but I feel like this TTPD lead up is not just a “this is how I used to feel and now I’m using those themes to show how I feel now” and more of a “those feelings were never real and actually those love songs that were so beautiful before are actually about a bad relationship and full of red flags” cuz it’s honestly ruining my feelings on those old songs. Like Taylor’s whole thing is letting us interrupt the songs and apply them to our own lives and now it’s like even she is encouraging us to only see them through the lens of her most recent breakup and it really sucks tbh

#like when it was just fans being swifties I could ignore it and keep believing they were good love songs #but now that those Apple Music playlists came out and these songs are being sorted through different lenses #it feels like she wants us to look at those beautiful love songs differently and I hate it #taylor swift #ttpd #like I’d make jokes and talk about her personal life #and look at her songs and be like hmmm maybe that’s what she meant by this #but mostly her songs were always separate from her real life relationships #(otherwise I wouldn’t be able to love the speak now era love songs lmao)#I apply her songs to my characters #sweet nothing was the perfect song for one of my ocs who got famous and felt like he couldn’t be himself anymore #expect when he was with his bf who didn’t see him that way #and now I listen to it and I hear all those tweets saying ‘omg he didn’t love her and didn’t care about her and THATS what she was saying’#and having lover being one of the top wedding songs of the 2020s #and the ‘at every table I’ll save you a seat’ now going from ‘I want you by my side always’#to ‘I have to save it but you don’t show up cuz you’re never there for me’#and lavender haze going from ‘we don’t need to be married to be in love and I just want to be with you #and I wish people would stay out of my private life’#now being ‘I actually did want to get married and this was me just being in denial’#it SUCKS #things were much easier when I was just playing my thoughts here rather than following fan pages on Twitter #I’ve met a lot of great people and learned some fun stuff but this is exhausting #I just want to listen to my favorite artist without analyzing every line to figure out if she really meant it like that #I love her for her ability to tel stories I can relate my characters to #that’s all I really want to do with her songs #makes me want to leave the fandom and just listen alone #but also doing that before made me miss album announcements and vault puzzles and other news #idk I’ll probably stay but it just really sours the whole experience for me #and I wish it didn’t

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applecherry108 · 1 year

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I’ve been wounded by a tiktok. Well, I’ve had wound reopened but a tiktok.

Basically, a critique of a family prank video in which a husband pretends he’s destroyed his wife’s possessions, but not really. And the critique boils down to “Your panic and distress should never be the punchline to any joke or prank ever.”

When I was in college, my first year, pokemon soul silver came out. And I loved that game. I spent over 100 hours on it the first month alone and was deeply attached to my team.

I found out the following year, that one guy in the friend group had been planning, colluding with my other friends, to get a reset copy of the game and switch it out with my copy so I’d think all my data had been erased.

The entire friend group knew.

And only a single one of them stopped and said “hey, that’s fucked up actually.”

So this guy didn’t go through with it.

And I found out about his plan, while I was dating him my second year. At the dinner table. With the rest of the friend group. Who admitted that yeah, that almost happened and they were just going to go along with it.

I was fucking shocked and devastated just hearing what almost happened. This was over 10 years ago and I’m still traumatized by the thought of it.

What I hate most though, was that even after hearing this fucked up plan that would’ve fully sent me into a meltdown during finals week, I still kept dating that guy for nearly a year. I still kept all those friends who would’ve betrayed me throughout the rest of college.

And maybe part of me wishes they had gone through with it, just so I could’ve cut all those assholes out of my life way sooner, because that guy was still abusive and cruel. He didn’t change. My friends were still heartless and careless with me, and none of them even attempted to keep in touch after graduation.

My distress is not a fucking punchline, and the fact that every single friend I had in college except one was complicit in making it the punchline, is a scar that I don’t think will ever heal.

#that shithead purposefully upset me repeatedly and it wasn’t even until after I dumped him that his ex clarified #that he gets off to upsetting his girlfriends. like.#had I known I was autistic a decade ago…#I made the mistake of keep giving everyone the benefit of the doubt bc surely no one is that cruel. surely my FRIENDS aren’t that terrible.#but they are. they were. and at 32 my mom still recounts how basically every friend I’ve ever had has treated me terribly despite me bending #over backwards for them.#it’s no wonder I spend so much time online. ever since like 2004 probably.#the only nice people I’ve known have all been online bc shocker!#we’re all queer and neurodivergent and it’s infinitely easier for us to communicate through writing than talking #shithead McFuckFace apparently said a lot of fucked up shit about me before and while we were dating.#that the rest of our friends just. never bothered to tell me about.#anyways. I’ve been angry and overstimulated all day and now I have a horrible headache #love being retraumatized over and over by the same fuc #fucking things. 🙃 definitely makes my current situation so much easier. 🙃🙃#definitely does not make me wanna yeetus deletus myself from fucking existence. 🙃🙃🙃#and I just gave my cats their flea meds so I can’t snuggle with them fuckkkkk my emotional support kittens why u gotta have fleassss 😭😭😭#apple talks #to the tune of spam

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guzmapkmn-archive · 2 years

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ok so abt the bank basically i was looking abt my acc last night and saw a random $24 charge that i didnt make and after investigating i found out its from a resume building site i have never used?? and they charged me 7 times since may for the same amount i do not know How i didnt notice. but thats like almost $170!! so thats scary

#cat.txt #ive had something weird happen with my bank acc before #someone bought a $100 itunes gift card off amazon from my account #except they emailed it back to me with the message 'here you go bro'#i didnt have anything apple at the time so itts not like i could have used it??#ig thats more amazon and not my bank acc but still #it was so weird..... but nothing else has happened until now #i reeeeaaally hope they can give me some of the money back #and im 1000000000% sure it wasnt me accidentally subscribing #i hve never used that website and i would never give a site like that my credit card info

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tahwarts · 1 year

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people actually forget that phones before smartphones didnt have headphone jacks!!! like all those nokias youre nostalgic about and my old ass sony ericsson phone that opened by rotating that even tho it branded itself as a walkman phone you had to use a clunky ass adapter in the charging port. (although it did come with it when you bought it, at least.) iphone giveth iphone taketh away i guess

#DISCLAIMER im not actually sure that apple was the first ones to put an earphone jack on a phone i do not want to give them credit for that #am i too lazy to look it up tho? yes #and honestly this is a mega unpopular opinion but i actually love wireless earbuds #i DONT love that youre forced to use them #i believe more options is always better #but ppl shit on them for no reason #i bought cheapo xiaomi ones that were like 15 bucks or something and i never have to deal with my cat trying to chew them ever again #and getting your earbuds unexpectedly pulled out bc you walked too far away from ur pc by accident is top 50 worst feelings ever #but yeah stop it with 'breeding phones to lose the earbud jack trait is abusive and evil' its not true!!#THIS is natural to them. its inconvenient to YOU #the phones are fine. whether or not bringing back their more wild traits from before they were domesticated makes them worse as pets #is a different matter entirely

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fatdyke420 · 2 years

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going to make pumpkin bread tomorrow I think…..my pumpkin bread is even better than my banana bread imo

#i just have to find the recipe I like to use I had it open in my tabs forever but I accidentally closed it aaaaaaa #I also rly want to try making an apple cinnamon bread or something I’ve never made one before

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tariah23 · 1 year

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The white girl at my job and her constant onslaught of micro-aggressions…