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#i have more but regularly only wear like 3. need more tho bc they all have paint and plaster on them šŸ˜­
strawbrygashez Ā· 7 months
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any hcs on p1dude and p2dude?????? :0000000
YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! Iā€™m sure Iā€™ve made lots of posts of my hcs about them in the past but thatā€™s been a while so šŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆ
P1-
ā€¢He has multiple mental illnesses.. and autism.
ā€¢He has old and new sh scars
ā€¢He is a HUGE nerd. He lowkey wants someone to share all the knowledge he knows with but yknow..heā€™s scared of everyone and paranoid. He would say heā€™s fine being a loner but he really wouldnā€™t mind having a friend. It will just take him a while to get used to having one.
ā€¢If he makes a friend, heā€™s gonna be at their side all the time. He swears itā€™s only because he wants to protect them from others because ā€˜they donā€™t know whatā€™s going on like he doesā€™ but itā€™s really just because he wants human interaction.. so if he trusts someone somehow, they have to deal with him a lot.
But I can also see him having times where he just suddenly ghosts them bc heā€™s having mental breakdowns and doesnā€™t reach out.
ā€¢Heā€™s shy!!! And he can have a hard time talking to others. I feel like sometimes he doesnā€™t even wanna talk while heā€™s around a friend tho, like being just around them while he works on his own thing makes him happy. He both hates and loves silence.
ā€¢Has a really hard time sleeping. He doesnā€™t like letting his guard down. So he stays up probably on his couch in his living room all night, gun near by until he either falls asleep or he just doesnā€™t go to sleep for days on end. (Which leads to him getting eye bags)
ā€¢He loves baggy clothes & clothes that just covers him up a lot in general. Thatā€™s why he decides to wear that trench coat AND sweater :/
ā€¢Has a weird relationship with religion. Sometimes he will just think about god and whatnot for hours on end but other times even slightly thinking about religion sends him into a mental breakdown.
ā€¢His hair is greasy af!!! I think he actually does have a semi normal shower schedule but he just gets the cheapest shampoo ever. That or he doesnā€™t even use shampooā€¦ like he just gets his hair wet and calls it a day.
ā€¢ OKAY SORRY FOR A ROMANCE HC BUTā€¦. I think he would love someone holding his hand :3 or laying on him.. Heā€™s very touched starved. Oh he also blushes easily šŸ’ƒ
ā€¢ Animal lover!
P2-
ā€¢Has lots of mental issues too.. but heā€™s learned how to deal with them a bit better.
ā€¢He LOVES nu-metal. Heā€™d dress even more goth if his wife wouldnā€™t give him shit for it.
ā€¢Heā€™s kinda good at socializing but also not??? Like he can talk to restaurant workers and all those types of people pretty well and can actually be really friendly but heā€™s also accidentally really creepy. Like sometimes he zones out and will just end up looking at someone for a long time without noticing. And if he likes someone, he gets in their personal space without thinking about it as well.
And heā€™s also kinda easily annoyed. It doesnā€™t take much for him to make him feel like threatening someone lol
ā€¢Bi :3 He goes to the gay bar near his place somewhat regularly on the weekend since around the time him and his wife started having issues. (Why donā€™t people make fics about p2 going to that place,ā€¦like??? Itā€™s canon he lives close to a gay club and no one does anything with it?? šŸ˜­) I think he has a male lean also.
ā€¢Heā€™s not good at standing still most of the time. If heā€™s up he has to be moving in some type of way and if heā€™s sitting, heā€™s bouncing his leg.
ā€¢Tsundere. He has to make jokes or tease someone when they are being nice to him. Heā€™s not used to it so itā€™s how he copes :/
ā€¢Sleeps on the couch bc his wife takes up the bed. He doesnā€™t wanna sleep near her or touch her anyways.
ā€¢Once he leaves him, he doesnā€™t clean up after himself at all in the trailer LOL so many things are just thrown around (itā€™s kinda canon but whatever)
ā€¢He never eats a good meal and doesnā€™t bother cooking for himself often. He needs someone to look after him when it comes to his health like p1. Smh
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just-a-honey-badger Ā· 1 year
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I posted 417 times in 2022
That's 417 more posts than 2021!
102 posts created (24%)
315 posts reblogged (76%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@an-ungraceful-swan
@frayro-called-frey
@fromthemouthofkings
@shipsgaysfordays
@bitch-is-ace
I tagged 245 of my posts in 2022
Only 41% of my posts had no tags
#bel rants about random shit - 60 posts
#ask bel - 25 posts
#bel gays homosexually - 24 posts
#bel rants about hp - 19 posts
#bel rants about marauders - 19 posts
#bel procrastinates - 18 posts
#asks - 15 posts
#marauders era - 14 posts
#important - 13 posts
#bel writes - 13 posts
Longest Tag: 124 characters
#like 'i don't want to be a woman but i don't want to be not a woman' and assumed i was just. a woman who kinda had to settle
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
āœØthe queueāœØ: a guide
the queue is great! it's helpful if you want to post regularly or if you have lots of posts you want to reblog but don't want to do all at once.
you can queue posts by either a) clicking the reblog button > clicking the arrow next to it once it opens the page where you can add comments > selecting 'add to queue'; or
b) going into settings > clicking on the part that says 'labs' (where tumblr has new features they're working on) > turning on 'fast queue' (this adds a new icon next to the 'reply' and 'reblog' icons where you basically reblog a post but 'add to queue' is the default).
and why would i want to post regularly, you ask? well, the more you post (and the more diverse posts you have), the more likely it is for your posts to reach more people. accurate tags help with this, too. it also helps if you need to post at a consistent schedule for whatever reason, but can't always log on at the same time every day.
if you want to queue your posts at more random times, go into labs and turn on 'queue 2.0'. this enables a more detailed way to schedule your queued posts. i had to play around with it before i found something i liked, and i suggest you do too.
that's it
17 notes - Posted November 30, 2022
#4
15 questions 15 tags
ty @shipsgaysfordays for the tag <33
Nickname: tortilla (from @fruutcake)
Height: fucking short lmao under 5 ft even though i'm fully grown
Last thing I googled: 'chapbook publishers' bc i'm trying to figure out if that's something i want to do
Song stuck in my head currently: line without a hook (she's a, she's a lady, and i am just a boy) <3
Number of followers: with the excessive amounts of porn bots? 47
Amount of sleep: ah. um it's inconsistent but on average 9-ish hours?
Dream job: university professor, author, maybe architect? or artist, i want that gay literature major kinda vibe. probably gonna be a ux researcher or sum tho
Wearing: pjs
Movie/book that summarizes me: anne with an e <3
Favorite song currently: r u mine? by arctic monkeys or dandelions by ruth b
Aesthetic: solarpunk/goblincore/light academia
Favorite authors: rick riordan? i don't read enough
Random fact: when a pig gets a cold or cough they shoot their intestines out of their anus and the farmer has to stuff it back in
no pressure y'all: @fruutcake @bitch-is-ace @frey-the-they @4remus @presidentroarie @too-many-fandoms-to-explore @an-ungraceful-swan @whooshsoohw @kara-night-light @that-bitch-kat3 @ihopeyoubothstaysafefromharm @fromthemouthofkings @adharastarlight @linh-song @xanadaus
(ik i don't interact with half of u sorry i wanted to hit 15)
20 notes - Posted December 18, 2022
#3
writing a new marauders fic where all the marauders in the afterlife react to harry's daily life (not his war stuff but like his cringe everyday stuff)
21 notes - Posted November 8, 2022
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new tag game!
featuring: questions i never really see
1. a time period you feel you'd do well in: the 1970s
2. a mythical animal you wish you could be: a dragon
3. your favourite time of day: sunset
4. the main character that's the most like you: anne shirley-cuthbert
5. your favourite flower: sunflowers
6. a universe you would love to be in: the potterverse (without the terf part)
7. the aesthetic you wish you had: downtown girl/skater girl
8. a character you would love to be: beth harmon
9. a character you would be best friends with: anne shirley-cuthbert
10. your favourite outfit to wear: my band outfit; aka a dress shirt and wide-leg linen pants
tags: @fruutcake @shipsgaysfordays @bitch-is-ace @an-ungraceful-swan @too-many-fandoms-to-explore @frayro-called-frey @fromthemouthofkings @4remus @presidentroarie @kara-night-light and anyone who wants to do it!
25 notes - Posted December 24, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
okay, but what if peter didn't exist and regulus was in his place and james and remus took sirius and regulus's last name and the marauders were all the blacks and they went to see walburga and were like 'hey mom!' and walburga fucking flips
173 notes - Posted September 23, 2022
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another helping of living w/ bakugou thoughts:
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pls i am so sorry, i feel like i bombard yā€™all with these constantly, but u donā€™t understand, he literally lives in my brain full time
- if youā€™re rolling your sleeves up, to wash your hands before dinner, heā€™ll whack your hands away and do it himself. very muchĀ ā€œyouā€™re takinā€™ too long, idiot. i wanna eat already. let me do it.ā€,, donā€™t be fooled tho, you could do it in 2.5 seconds and heā€™d still open his mouth. bc it has absolutely nothing to do with u and everything to do with him wanting to be close to you
-ik he watches the mha equivalent of the history channel. i just know it. dude is a grandpa at heart, n im so confident he would 100% sit down and watch a 3 hr docu on like, old weaponry or some nerdy shit
-bakugou is annoyingly arrogant, but only about things that donā€™t matter. like, heā€™ll fully sit in front of you and tell you heā€™s stronger/faster/smarter in passing conversation,, but when he does actually impressive shit??? the man clams up. absolutely clams up the second you praise him, trying to brush off whatever ridiculous feat he just pulled to protect u with aĀ ā€œItā€™s not that big a deal, shut up about it already, dumbass.ā€Ā 
- pls mans is an absolute simp. u ask him to do something and heā€™s on his feet in a second. ofc heā€™s complaining but heā€™s also then following that up by doing things you didnā€™t even ask him to do. fan behavior honestly.
-when youā€™ve had a bad day, heā€™ll make u food and throw blankets in the dryer for u. donā€™t expect much verbal comforting from him, bc obviously, but heā€™s pretty good with actions. you always feel a little warmer after heā€™s wrapped you in a blanket n fed you something ungodly spicy
- i have absolutely no basis for this but ik he secretly watches kids movies. like, if itā€™s animated then heā€™s there. ofc no one is allowed to find out about thisĀ ā€˜embarrassingā€™ behavior tho, except maybe you. maybe. if you accidentally happen to see it bc heā€™d never tell u himself.
- heā€™s a beast to wake up in the morning, but heā€™s a lot more easy to convince if u pet his hair. or rub his back/shoulders. maybe even kiss his neck. look, u cannot tell me that he doesnā€™t want to be absolutely coddled in the morning- especially when he can get away with it so easily.Ā 
-bakugou always pulls ur legs into his lap if u sit down next to him. pls heā€™s so weird, heā€™ll just like, tap his fingers on ur calves absentmindedly while heā€™s watching tv
-he probably created a playlist of songs ur ā€˜allowedā€™ to play around him. meaning, itā€™s only the songs on ur phone that he likes šŸ™„
-bakugou always takes his work phone calls outside. like if his phone rings heā€™ll just stand up n walk tf out the door to take it. even if itā€™s cold. u ask him once about it n he just ā€œWork stays at work. This is my fuckinā€™ home. Now shut up about it already.ā€
-youā€™ve never once seen this man wearing socks around the house. donā€™t ask me, i cannot explain this whatsoever, but i just kno this man walks around constantly barefoot šŸ¤¢šŸ¤® unfortunately.
-heā€™s like, the most functional person ever in almost every aspect, but the stuff katsuki is bad at?? pls he is hopelessly bad. like, lets say art stuff. omg he just doesnt have the patience for it, okay, so say goodbye to any dreamļæ¼s of cute lil coupleā€™s crafts. like, heā€™ll sit there while u do yours, but his will look like utter shit
- during the week, katsuki is either at work, training, or at home. pls, he works so hard during the day that i highly doubt heā€™s anything but an absolute homebody during the work week.
- bakugou gets pissy if u re-arrange any of the furniture on a whim. pls he likes comfort and familiarity n if he stubs his toe on the stupid coffee table one more fucking time, heā€™s going to scream
-its a rare occurance,, especially bc of the crazy hours he works,, but bakugou rlly likes making dinner for u to come home to. he just likes to feel like heā€™s taking care of u tbh
-he still goes to bed at like 8:30. or thats what u think, but rlly he just goes to sit in your room and have some time to himself for a bit. as much as he loves u, he prob still needs some alone time to recharge
-bakugou takes meticulous care of any plants u have in the house. like heā€™ll water them on a strict-ass schedule, n preen them when necessary. pls the way heā€™ll curse them out if they even dare to wilt under his care?? very much ā€œWhat the hell, you bitch? ā€˜m doinā€™ everything fuckinā€™ perfect! Grow already!ā€
-katsuki is such a little bitch when heā€™s sick. heā€™ll be running like a 103 temp, brain literally melting, and still trying to get up and work out. the only way u can get him to chill the hell out is if u take a nap with him. ofc that means u always get sick too,, but hey- lil sacrifices right??
-he never lets you get the door. like, if thereā€™s a knock n neither of u knows who it could be,, pls heā€™s on his feet so fast. waving u away n looking thru the keyhole w/ sm suspicion
-he has his spot on the couch, n u will not find him sitting anywhere else. like, thatā€™s his spot. u better pray for anybody who mistakenly takes it
-bakugou doesnā€™t like dirt or grime, so he wonā€™t allow you or himself, to sit on your bed with clothes that have been outside. like, even if youā€™re just sitting on top of the covers, heā€™s gonna throw a fit and demand you change your clothes first bcĀ ā€œNo way in hell am I gonna let your dumbass dirty up my bed.ā€
-katsuki rlly likes when it storms outside. heā€™ll go sit in front of the window and watch the rain, sipping on a warm drink while he waits for more thunder.Ā 
-living with bakugou is incredibly frustrating, bc heā€™ll just show up with new skills all of the goddamn time. like youā€™ll be like, ā€œhmm iā€™d love to remodel the bathroom somedayā€,, and the very next weekend bakugou is meticulously re-tiling the bathroom floor by hand, probably also painting the walls in a new color, maybe even installing a new sink just to spruce it up. n then heā€™ll just present the entirely new, upgraded room with such weird nonchalance that it pisses u off. pls and if you watch him while he does these little projects,Ā with all the weird precision and skill he suddenly gains?? pls youā€™re sure he must be possessed by the ghost of a craftsman
- when he hangs out with the bakusquad, heā€™ll drag you along every time. he expects you to sit with him the entire time and act as a social buffer?? basically, someoneā€™ll ask him a question, one he deems stupid and therefore not worth answering, and bakugou will just look at you expectantly. heā€™ll just stare at you blankly, hardly even blinking until you pick up the slack and answer for him. you call him out on this many times, but it doesnā€™t matter. it doesnā€™t change anything. he does this over and over and over again
-bakugou gets really unsettled when you guys fight. like, he canā€™t sleep and heā€™s snapping at everybody, and is somehow more aggressive than usual. he always wants to just make up already, but the pride in the way wonā€™t allow it
-heā€™s a weird stickler about intended furniture functionality?? like, the table is for eating, and the couch is for watching tv, and then only way youā€™re gonna get him to mix the two is if you ask him rlly rlly nicely
-finally- i have no basis for this one, but ik it in my heart: bakugou has a very intense fight with your thermostat nearly every single day. he swears up and down that it never ā€˜behavesā€™ for him, but every time you check it, itā€™s working perfectly fine
--/--Ā 
ahahhaa sorry yā€™all for the super random spam today,, but here were are back to our regularly scheduled bakugou programming,,,, bc idk if itā€™s obvious ur honor, but i love him
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lovelykei Ā· 4 years
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Haikyuu boyfriends on insta pt. 4ā€¼ļø
These are pretty fun to make even tho it takes me a hot minute šŸ„µ
Iā€™m really glad to see you guys enjoying these! So hereā€™s part 4!
(Iā€™m currently working on the flower shop requests and another boyf on insta request so have these crumbs while I get my shit together šŸ˜€)
The bois: Kuroo, Tsukishima, Kenma
Kuroo:
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I think itā€™s pretty canon that Kuroo wears the big boy pants in any relationship really
So today you had decided to steal the big boy pants and wear them yourself šŸ˜¤
Holding the door open to let him walk first
Keeping him on the safe side of the road
Today you were a āœØgentlemanāœØ
You guys were on your way to hang out with some friends that you hadnā€™t seen in a while
Being 3rd years truly drained you both
Ngl at first Kuroo was probably like ??????wtf
And there were probably a lot of times when he just ripped the big boy pants off of you unconsciously
ā€œBabe be careful here hold on to my armā€
ā€œO okayšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗā€
Cue 3 seconds later
ā€œšŸ˜³no no youā€™re holding on to my arm and being careful testušŸ˜¤ā€
ā€œBabe you canā€™t reachā€ listen those little handles on the train??? Theyā€™re way too far up
N e ways exceptions had to be made and you had to hold on to your big boi Kuroo šŸ˜”
But only for a while because a few stations later people had started to get off and there was more room to move
Your friends had gotten on the train by now and you guys were heading to ā€¼ļøthe final destination ā€¼ļø
Yā€™allwereonyourwaytoaVRarcade
Your friends quickly caught on that you were acting like Kuroo and thatā€™s when one of them came up with the brilliant idea
ā€œYou should do the whole kissing thing u know? The one where one leans back and you lean forwardā€ (idk what itā€™s called this is my best attempt at explaining šŸ˜”)
You immediately agreed and got excited to show just how big the big boy pants were
Ofc Kuroo agreed bc wbk youā€™re /both/ crackheads
What you didnā€™t account for, was his weight in your boiled spaghetti arms šŸ˜”
The picture you see up there is one of ā€œ10 pictures taken before disasterā€
The second after this picture you were both tumbling down to the cold hard ground on the trainšŸ˜”
Kuroos ass? Broke. Your knees? Broke. Your friends? Laughing so hard they broke.
Maybe the big boy pants were too big on you after all šŸ˜”
But we love dom daddy Kuroo so itā€™s okay šŸ„ŗšŸ’“
Tsukishima:
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Remeber the insta post about Ushijima?? Where heā€™s bent all weird to hug you??
Yeah that wonā€™t happen with our boy skinny penis Tsukishima
Which is why you had to find some way to reach his lips if you wanted a kiss
And thatā€™s why weā€™re here šŸ˜”
You guys had been at the cinema with the other first years and weā€™re now walking around just chatting
You were holding Keis hand swinging it back and forth as you talked animatedly with Yachi.
One thing led to another and to be completely honest you werenā€™t sure how you ended up in this situation-
But now you were jumping trying to reach Keis face to give him a smooch
Yachi was laughing saying how she told you so
Tsukishima was smirking bc heā€™s a ******* ***** ** **** šŸ˜‡
So you simply did what you had to do
Parkourā€™ingĀ moving your way forward untill you found what you were looking for šŸ˜¤
A bench šŸ˜ƒ
So anyone else mightā€™ve just walked over there calmly and stood on it but nO
You dragged that noodles lookin ass with you as you zoomEDšŸƒšŸ»ā€ā™‚ļøšŸƒā€ā™€ļøšŸƒ
And thatā€™s the story of how it took you a good 20 minutes to get a boyfriend from your kiss a kiss from your boyfriend
Luckily Yachi took a picture and now you have a new lock screen šŸ„ŗāœØ
Kenma
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Listen,, you arenā€™t an outdoorsy person
In fact you generally prefer to stay inside in your room with Kenma
But you and Kenma hadnā€™t gone on a date in so long šŸ„ŗ
A gaming date would be fun but it wouldnā€™t be a date bc you always do that
Neither would a cooking date be one
Or a movie date
Basically at home thereā€™s nothing to do that you guys donā€™t already regularly do
SO you wanted to go camping bc why not šŸ˜€
ā€œY/n there was a bug in the living room 1 week ago and you werenā€™t able to step a foot there until yesterdayā€
ā€œBut weā€™ll be in a tentā€
ā€œYouā€™re allergic to pollen and grassā€
ā€œB bu-ā€œ
ā€œNot to mention you wouldnā€™t survive without the ac bc you overhearā€
ā€œAlright alright I get itā€ šŸ˜”
So- there goes your hopes and dream
Or so you thought āœØ
Kenma is the best boyfriend tbh.. heā€™s always thinking ahead and somehow always finds a way to do things you want to do but in a way that ensures both of you 100% enjoyment
So when you got home after a long day you were confused
Why is there a tent? In the living room?? Decorated with fairy lights????
ā€œWeā€™re going camping, without bugs and allergies.. and with WiFi and a comfortable sleeping placeā€
You didnā€™t know what to say, or what to do so you just kinda stood there šŸ˜²~shook~šŸ˜²
ā€œI also got snacksā€
Thatā€™s all you needed to run into your shared room, get into kenmas comfortable clothes, bring some plushies and zoom back out to the living room.
Kenma just chuckled and patted the spot infront of the laptop but before you went and kissed the **** out of him you had one last important business.
Turn the aircon on highšŸ˜¤ bc youā€™ll be damned if you donā€™t end up getting cuddles bc youā€™re overheating šŸ˜¤
And well thatā€™s how you spent your weekend, in your little living room tent with your boyfriend. Cuddling, laughing, kissing and all that good stuff šŸ„ŗ
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fresh-bag-of-ham Ā· 3 years
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ok letā€™s talk SUNSCREEN
SO the UV filters available in the US can at this point be considered truly terrible. One of the main reasons youā€™re supposed to reapply sunscreen every two hours is that many of the filters we use are destroyed by the very UV radiation they are designed to block. Killed in the line of duty, thank you for your sacrifice, etc. Counterpoint: sunscreen is gross and reapplying it every two hours is the worst. I am not doing that. Fortunately, Europe and Japan/Korea have been much quicker to approve newly developed more stable UV filters for use and at this point they have some really good ones. They also have much better UVA protection, both because of the better filters available and better labeling regulations.
A quick simplified summary: UVB causes sunburns, is directly absorbed by DNA strands which causes the mutations that lead to skin cancer, SPF measures protection against this only. UVA does more generic damage, creates free radicals associated with aging, wrinkles, collagen loss, pigmentation, etc. etc., but can also contribute to immunosuppression and therefore skin cancer. Itā€™s more complex than this obviously but thatā€™s not really the point of this post.
My sunscreen criteria: I hate wearing sunscreen. However, Accutane + sun = an extremely bad time. My ideal sunscreen is something that doesnā€™t feel disgusting to wear so I will wear it regularly in the first place (i.e. dry-touch), something I ideally donā€™t have to reapply super often under normal daily use (i.e. photostable UV filters, water-resistant when necessary), and has maximum protection. As long as Iā€™m wearing it, I also want as much UVA protection as I can find, without compromising the former criteria.
Note: The sunscreens I tried are almost all chemical UV filters and several are loaded with alcohol, so if that upsets your skin then proceed with caution/ask me for a specific rec!
Note 2: All of these are SPF50+ (the highest rating allowed in the EU (meaning they tested at at least SPF60) unless otherwise specified *cough*Supergoop*cough*)
Best Face: Kao Biore UV Aqua Rich Watery Essence (x)
Best feel, best protection, best price point. This gets recommended everywhere for a reason. Bit of a silicone feel on the face. No white cast. Smells like alcohol at first. Really, really quality daily face sunscreen. Water resistant. Caveat that because of the alcohol I would make sure to throw a layer of moisturizer on beforehand to make sure Iā€™m not totally drying myself out.
Also make sure you get the name exactly right, thereā€™s a blah blah Watery Gel thatā€™s totally different consistency, totally different filters, etc. etc. It has to be Watery Essence.
Best Body: Eucerin Sun Sensitive Protect Dry Touch Sun Gel-Cream (x)
This was a sleeper hit, so shout-out to Eucerin for the greatest body sunscreen Iā€™ve ever tried. This stuff is SO protective and dries SO. DAMN. DRY. Zero grease somehow, feels like nothing. Itā€™s even water resistant. I tried a couple LRP body sunscreens but they honestly arenā€™t worth mentioning. Eucerin or bust babey!
More Face Sunscreens:
Iā€™ve also tried all top five sunscreens from this Stylevana listicle of Asian face SPF (x). The thing about face sunscreens that theyā€™ve started doing is loading them up with silicones and acrylate polymers, which leaves a silicone-y feel on your skin like a makeup primer. As far as I can tell from poking through various patents, these polymers are doing a few things in the formula: a) emulsifying/stabilizing the newer/bigger UV filter molecules, and creating an occlusive layer over the UV filter molecules on the skin to a) improve water resistance and b) reduce eye stingy-ness. At first I thought I wanted to avoid these seemingly unnecessary additives but considering their function, these are all features I want/need in a face sunscreen so weā€™re living with them.
1. Shiseido - Anessa Perfect UV Sunscreen Skincare Milk: really good, sliiight white cast but absolutely no streaks, more like a foundation just a hair too light for my skin tone. However I canā€™t imagine buying this because #2 on the list is better and 1/3 the price. Medium silicone feel. Something Iā€™d probably only break out for when I went to an outdoor summer wedding.
2. Kao - Biore UV Aqua Rich Watery Essence: I have already sung its praises.
3. MISSHA - All Around Safe Block Essence Sun Milk: closest to a US milky/greasy sunscreen experience here, though very fluid and still absorbs nicely. No silicone feel. Not a bad choice but nothing special.
4. Canmake - Mermaid Skin Gel UV: probably second favorite after Biore. Similar, bit less of a silicone feel. Iā€™ve gotten red a couple times using this though, possibly because less silicone feel = no layer of protection against sweat/physically rubbing off? I bet this would be perfect under makeup though, itā€™s super light.
5. COSRX - Aloe Soothing Sun Cream: SO moisturizing, almost a dewy feel that sits on your skin and never dries. I wanted to love her, but unfortunately she is so loaded with the aforementioned polymers that when you reapply/put the appropriate amount on to begin with, it completely gums up and pills and you lose all protection. Also definitely not water resistant. Probably my top pick for a winter daily face sunscreen that I wouldnā€™t ever be worrying about reapplying though.
Other Contenders:
La Roche-Posay Anthelios Invisible Fluid (x) and Bioderma Photoderm Max Milk (x)
These two bad boys have the highest rated UVA protection currently on the market, 46 PPD for La Roche-Posay and 42 PPD for Bioderma. The LRP is extremely watery (technically alcohol-y) and comes in a teeny bottle(though same size as a lot of these I guess) but it is The Best UVA protection money can buy. The texture is really nice too, and feels super water resistant. If Iā€™m outside sweating or on the water in the summer, this is going on my face. I've also seen it on sale multiple times since Iā€™ve started researching sunscreens (because itā€™s extremely popular) so you can definitely find it in the $0.30/mL-or-less tier if you keep an eye out.
This Bioderma is cheaper and also extremely protective (thanks Helena @bronyraurmp3 for the rec!) but unfortunately it stung both my and Mr Tā€™s eyes like a BITCH. Extremely unpleasant experiences for both of us. TBH if Iā€™m out in midday sun, swimming or kayaking or something, Iā€™m gonna be wearing a long-sleeved UPF rashguard to protect my arms and upper body and not worrying too much about whatever cheap greasy sunscreen I put on my legs. This Bioderma stuff would be going on my neck, ears, and hands though bc itā€™s super water resistant.
Eucerin Sun Sensitive Protect Mattifying Fluid : bit of a white cast, really slippy texture going on and nice dry touch texture when it dried down, but drying down took foreeever. Probably really nice if youā€™re sensitive and pale.
Eucerin Sun Oil Control Gel-Cream Dry Touch : VERY matte and dry-touch, would have loved it if I hadnā€™t gotten burned using it (doesnā€™t have all the newest most stable UV filters). Approaching the expensive end of things too, but would be a lovely option if you really prioritize non-greasiness and donā€™t need the premium protection? Mr T really liked using it on his bald head lol.
Supergoop Unseen Sunscreen SPF40 (US): This is recommended many places but it has to be a joke that people are actually paying Shiseido Anessa prices for old American UV filter selection, only SPF 40, and no UVA rating to speak of, right??? (ok they do have a PA+++ rating meaning a PPD of 8-16, so. this is acceptable.) I did not test this one but damn wtf. The texture is probably nice though and it looks perfectly sheer in the photos on their website, so maybe as a last resort for darker skintones that show a white cast with everything else? At that price tho... you do you but damn.
Jigott Snail UV Sun Block : This had good reviews on Yesstyle but it sucked. White streaks, bad.
La Roche-Posay Anthelios Ultra-Light Tinted Mineral Sunscreen SPF60 (US): Another in the outdoor-wedding only price range. Thereā€™s a tinted and a non-tinted mineral version and I ended up mixing them together to get a shade that looked pretty good on me, but needing two bottles for that puts it in the extremely ridiculous price category. Really slippy nice texture that takes a bit to dry but dries down perfectly matte. I guess the person who wants to shell out for a high end all-mineral tinted sunscreen exists somewhere out there but I would bet there are many nice cheaper mineral options out there that I havenā€™t tried.
And thatā€™s it! For EU sunscreens, I was able to order them on caretobeauty.com, and Japanese/Korean ones from yesstyle.com or stylevana.com, though I had to go to eBay for the Biore and Anessa. I ordered some Biore from a seller on Amazon but they shipped from Japan and I think they got taken by customs because the last known location on the tracking info is Chicago, so finding a seller in the US that has already imported them seems like a good idea (vendor lullabellabeauty on eBay worked great for me, fwiw, I will definitely order my Biore from there in the future).
If you have specific questions about any of these, or if you have any recs you think I should try, hmu! You will be shocked Iā€™m sure to hear I have a whole sunscreen database at this point.
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fantastic-bby Ā· 3 years
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ATEEZ vs. college
Pairing: -Ā 
Genre: HeadcanonĀ 
Word count: 1.7k
Warnings: Swearing
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HongjoongĀ 
Fine arts major with performing arts minor
Has a slightly scuffed sleep schedule but itā€™s decent
But has a routine that he follows most of the timeĀ 
Always on time for class and pays attention like his life depends on it
Gets teased by Mingi a lotĀ 
Shares an apartment with SeonghwaĀ 
Covered the apartment in cute DIYs bcs he wants to make the place more homely
Spends his money on artisan coffee at the overpriced cafĆ© on campusĀ 
Teacherā€™s assistantĀ 
Heā€™s very patient when it comes to tutoring students
President of the performing arts club and is usually the director for plays bcs the professor in charge trusts him a lot
Usually sticks to traditional scripts but likes to go a little bit more original whenever he feels like it
Uses the same tote bag everyday (one he made himself)
Dresses in whatever heā€™s made himself because he thinks theyā€™re cute and he wants everyone to see his creations
Has to wake the others up for class he complains that itā€™s annoying but he still does it even though no one asks him to
Practically lives in the fine arts building bcs heā€™s there all the damn time until he has to go home
Finishes his assignments on timeĀ 
ā€œHwa, is this cute?ā€
ā€œOkayā€
ā€œThatā€™s not an answer, assholeā€
Seonghwa
Language and literature majorĀ 
Is the only one with a good sleep schedule
Has a routine he sticks to
Never late to classes but zones out sometimes when heā€™s really bored
Has to wake Hongjoong up whenever he pulls all nighters studying for tests
Works at the library because itā€™s quiet and he moves around a lot which gives him a lot of alone timeĀ 
Has to kick Yunho out a lot
Drinks expensive artisan coffee with Joong
Part of the nature club and has plants all over the apartment bcs he thinks they light up the place
Everyday is a different bag and all of them are super stylish and also seem to hold everything
Has to bring around things like tissues, bandaids, water bottles bcs he cares for his friends
Dresses well all the time even if he wakes up lateĀ 
Part of the campus heartthrob line
The entire campus fawns over him even the single professors
Spends most of his time reading books wherever heā€™s comfortable usually the park or whatever bench is the most calming
Finishes his assignments early and submits them early
ā€œBut hyuuuuuungā€
ā€œYunho, if you donā€™t get your loud ass out of hereā€”ā€Ā 
Yunho
Nutrition major with a dance minor
Does not have a fixed sleep schedule, he sleeps whenever he pleasesĀ 
His routine is nonexistent
He does whatever he wants whenever he wants but actually isnā€™t that reckless
He just doesnā€™t really have a routine
Late to class and also doesnā€™t seem to be paying attention because heā€™s preoccupied with a funny meme that Mingi sent him
Is usually the first to be awoken by Joong and always waits for his hyung to hang up because he doesnā€™t want to accidentally cut him off mid-sentence
Shares an apartment with Mingi
Drinks convenience store coffeeĀ 
Sometimes he visits the library just to tease Hwa usually gets kicked out by said man because heā€™s being loud
Works part time at a bakery where the owner hired him because she thought he was really sweet
President of the swimming club
Has one bag for everyday use and itā€™s the same black backpack with random pins on it
Wears cute fuzzy sweaters when itā€™s not hot and wears plain t shirts when itā€™s too hot for sweaters
Spends his time at the swimming pool with Mingi
Finishes his assignments right before the deadline
ā€œYunho, darling, how long have the muffins been in the oven?ā€
ā€œUhmā€¦ā€
Yeosang
Computer science major
Does not give a single flying fuck
Sleeps whenever he wants
Does whatever he wants
No one ever sees him in class but he still gets good grades
Drinks at least 4 cups of cheap coffee everyday which makes everyone wonder how his heart is still alive
Even though he sleeps at any time, he always wakes up on time and never answers Hongjoongā€™s morning calls because he thinks itā€™s funny
Shares an apartment with WooyoungĀ 
He has a job but no one knows what it is because heā€™s never told anyone they just know itā€™s something he does online
Usually has to wake Wooyoung up
He just walks into his room and repeatedly calls his name until he wakes up leaves if Woo doesnā€™t wake up at all
Uses a simple black backpack with nothing on itĀ 
No one on campus really knows anything about him because he strictly sticks to his circle of friends and no one ever sees him on campus unless heā€™s at club events or meetings
President of the robotics clubĀ 
Spends all of his time in his room when heā€™s not on campus
Dresses in smart casual outfits (blazers, slacks, sneakers, t shirts)Ā 
Is never seen doing his assignments but he still manages to finish them on timeĀ 
ā€œWoo, lookĀ  this robot I madeā€
ā€œHoly shit, thatā€™s so cool!ā€
ā€œBe careful with it!ā€Ā 
SanĀ 
Majors in danceĀ 
Also kinda doesnā€™t give a fuckĀ 
Shares an apartment with JonghoĀ 
Has the most fucked up sleep scheduleĀ 
He sleeps at like 7 pm right after classes and wakes up at 3 am (like his brain is programmed on another time zone)
Picks up Joongā€™s morning call whenever he feels like it
Comes to class on the dot but sometimes just doesnā€™t show up at all
President of the dance clubĀ 
Drinks whatever coffee he can get his hands on
Spends most of his time in the public dance studio and sometimes rents the private rooms because he wants alone timeĀ 
Dresses in t shirts and sweats because he wants to be comfy
Is part of the campus heartthrob lineĀ 
The girls, the gays and the theys are in love with him and love watching him dance
Volunteers at the local pet shelter because he wants to spend time with the catsĀ 
Likes to go to invite himself into WooSangā€™s apartment where he bothers Yeosang who pretends heā€™s not there because he couldnā€™t care lessĀ 
Doesnā€™t have a bagĀ 
He manhandles his laptop all over the place because he really doesnā€™t care that much his laptop is a beast tho it handles all the shit San puts it through
Finishes his assignments whenever he wants
ā€œSan, you should be nicer to your laptopā€
ā€œItā€™s fineeeeā€Ā 
Mingi
Medicine majorĀ 
Doesnā€™t ever seem to sleepĀ 
Like ever
Disappears and reappears out of nowhere most of the time
Whenever he disappears, no one really knows where he is and he never picks up calls everyone thinks heā€™s finally sleeping
Because heā€™s always awake, Yunho always comes into his room to see Mingi either vibing or literally doing anything but sleep
Comes to class but is always doing something else
Prefers tea over coffeeĀ 
Always picks up Joongā€™s morning calls and greets him really loudly just to bully himĀ 
Part of the swimming club with YunhoĀ 
Works part time at the music studio because he likes being able to use the studios when thereā€™s no bookings
Barely has to try to get good grades bcs his brain is so sexy big
Always filled with energyĀ 
Is also really strong and quite unaware of his strengthĀ 
Dresses in v casual baggy clothes and always looks really comfortable
Uses his height to tease Joong and holds his coffee above his headĀ 
Playfully wrestles Jongho regularly
Has a cute orange messenger bag that he uses all the timeĀ 
Finishes his assignments minutes before the deadline
ā€œWhoever holds their breath the longest winsā€
ā€œMingi, weā€™re not fiveā€
ā€œI donā€™t care, Yun. Itā€™s fucking funā€
Wooyoung
Culinary major
Is always asleepĀ 
Bothers Yeosang during the dayĀ 
Has a very relaxed routine that he somewhat sticks to
Likes to break into Yeoā€™s room to bother him but usually gets a book thrown at himĀ 
Wakes up to Joongā€™s morning call but likes to go back to sleep afterwards
Always in class but no one knows whether or not heā€™s paying attention
The neighbours know when heā€™s laughing but he doesnā€™t care because heā€™s happyĀ 
Works part time at a cafĆ©Ā 
Refuses to give discounts to any of his friends because he tells them he wonā€™t get money that way except for Yeosang bcs he has a soft spot for his best friend
Vice president of the dance clubĀ 
Dresses in casual layers (t shirts, loose button ups, jeans, sneakers)
Part of the hearthrob line
The girls, the gays and the theys love his laugh
Likes to drag San out of his apartment to do anythingĀ 
Has a cute pastel backpack that he takes a lot of care of bcs he loves itĀ 
Spends most of his time in the culinary building bcs he wants to learn new recipes so that he can cook for his friendsĀ 
Does his assignments last minute and has missed the deadline a couple of times
ā€œYeosang, try thisā€Ā 
ā€œMmm, can I spit it out?ā€
ā€œYou fuckingā€”ā€Ā 
Jongho
Sports major with a vocal minorĀ 
Also has a decent sleep scheduleĀ 
Drinks only coffee and proteinĀ 
Doesnā€™t have a routine unless it involves him going to the gymĀ 
Early to class and pays attention most of the time
Wakes up on time so he answers Joongā€™s morning call just to say hi to both of his hyungs
Works as a personal trainer at the on-campus gym because he likes helping people work out
Asks San to sit on his back while he does push ups at home
The two of them are always working out togetherĀ 
President of the wrestling club and the entire campus absolutely fears himĀ 
Always wins wrestles against Mingi but only because he knows more technique Mingi thinks itā€™s not fair
His love language is aggression
Likes to playfully bully his friends to the point where even theyā€™re slightly scared of him
Dresses casuallyĀ 
Has a dark blue backpack that heā€™s had for years and is in need of a replacement
Spends most of his time at the gym or just working out in general if heā€™s not practicing singing
Finishes his assignments a day before the deadlineĀ 
ā€œMake sure youā€™re not using your back when youā€™re lifting thingsā€
ā€œDude, I donā€™t even know what muscles I use when I walkā€
ā€œYouā€™ll figure it outā€Ā 
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leejeongz Ā· 3 years
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nsfw a-z CHOI HYUNSUK (treasure)
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šŸ”…highly requested so i hope that youā€™re all happy with this and itā€™s what you wanted šŸ„ŗ these are so fun to writešŸ¤—šŸ”…
A = Aftercare (what theyā€™re like after sex)
the nicest boy on the planet. heā€™ll get you water and will clean you up. he becomes your little puppy and would do ANYTHING for you. he asks you if youā€™re okay a LOT and is super soft and giggly with you. also tonnes of compliments šŸ„ŗ
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerā€™s)
he likes his mouth and what it can do to you. using it on any part of your body has you moaningā€¦ even just gentle kisses. he likes that he has that influence on you and uses it to his advantage.
on you his fav isā€¦ he doesnā€™t have one? he canā€™t find anything he likes more than the rest, everything about you is perfect to him and he tells you that regularly. but he is a big fan of your legs and how sexy they look šŸ‘€
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
on your face, in your mouth or on your chest. not really a fan of finishing inside because 1. he prefers safe sex 2. HE DOESN'T WANT A CHILD YET and so doesn't wanna cum in the condom either lol just in case. likes to cum on ur tits because it looks nice and it makes him cum thinking about it.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
he likes sending and receiving voice notes. itā€™s easier to get off to when you guys arenā€™t together and faster than texting. enjoys phone calls too but doesnā€™t have time to think before he speaks on the phone so thatā€™s why voice notes >>. plus they last forever, he can return to them at any time.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyā€™re doing?)
keeps it on the low because he doesnā€™t wanna make you think you have to ā€œlive up to previous partnersā€ or ā€œheā€™s just using me as a statisticā€ but heā€™s had a lot of sexual partners. most were romantic partners (as romantic as 3 month relationships can be) but heā€™s probably had to relieve stress with other people on occasion. he knows what heā€™s doing, but he doesnā€™t wanna compare you to other partners so he keep all of his experiences separate from whatever youā€™re doing together if that makes sense.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
he likes hitting it from the back, doggy all the way. his hands rest on your ass and spread your cheeks occasionally. also gives him the best angle to spit on his dick before pushing it in (doesn't just rely on spit alone as lube tho, he learnt that the hard way).
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
i wouldnā€™t call him goofy in the moment, but heā€™s not serious either. heā€™s just having a good time and so are you. he still remains the same person you see everyday, fun loving and sweet.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
the first few times he knew you were gonna do stuff, he shaved or at least trimmed. but the care slowly started fading out and he stopped doing anything down there. if you don't like it, thatā€™s your problem, not his, itā€™s a lot of effort to go to for someone who clearly doesnā€™t accept him for him.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
everything you do, itā€™s full of love, and it shows. he treats you like his queen and nothing less.
sometimes he can be distant tho, especially during quickies, he has one goal and that is to cum, youā€™re simply there to assist at that time. but after heā€™ll show you all the love in the world, heā€™ll even thank you hehe.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
he does it in the shower most of the time. itā€™s private and also reminds him of times heā€™d had sex in there so itā€™s a winner.
the idea of having sex or looking back at sex is mainly what he gets off to, but he uses porn ocassionally when heā€™s jacking off in bed.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
PRAISE (giving)- likes to tell you when youā€™re doing something well and likes to let you know that you look good throughout. itā€™s his favourite thing to do because he means it. he tells you that you look good on your knees because you do, he tells you that he loves the way you moan because he does. he recognises that this makes him vulnerable but it builds trust.
daddy- only if youā€™re okay with it bc some people donā€™t really enjoy it for obvious reasons, but he likes you calling him daddy. he likes your voice anyway, but dropping ā€œdaddyā€ innocently into sentences not only turns him on but also makes him eager to please. youā€™re his baby girl so itā€™s only natural that heā€™s your daddy. he has to treat you right.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
heā€™s up for it anywhere when heā€™s in the mood. he loves shower sex. although a little impractical and kinda annoying at times, he loves being able to make out with you in a hot and steamy room and fuck you agasint the shower glass.
heā€™s also a fan of just basic on the bed, on top of the sheets. itā€™s convenient and hard to mess up.
both places mentioned he considers quite romantic too, which is why he likes them.
very very very turned on by the idea of fucking you in a bathroom or dressing room backstage but he isnā€™t sure if youā€™d be up for it or not, definitely something youā€™d have to initiate but heā€™s love it.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
your voice and your moans - you turned on = him turned on. hearing you moan or talk in the way you know he likesā€¦ HARD ON STRAIGHT AWAY!!!!!
running your hand through his hair - it sends him crazy. his eyes roll to the back of his head and he has no control over himself when you do that.
wearing his clothes - especially if you wear nothing underneath. heā€™d encourage that shit too, constantly giving you hoodies and t-shirtā€™s to wear when youā€™re at his place.
N = No (something they wouldnā€™t do, turn offs)
anything that puts your safety at risk. you are his happiness and seeing you suffer, even if it something you enjoy, he hates it. he also isnā€™t one for receiving pain himself. i think heā€™d not only be hurt physically but also emotionallyā€¦ like why would you do that to him?
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
likes to keep it equal, always repays the favour. actually enjoys eating you out tho and itā€™s his āœØforteāœØ. letā€™s just say he knows what heā€™s doing with his tongue. he likes to hold your hand when he eats you out, like in a romantic, intimate way.
when you suck his dick, heā€™s the type to have his hands laced in your hair. he wouldnā€™t be too forceful and would let you go at your own pace. he never expects you to suck his dick, heā€™s not one to request a blowjob all too often, but he would never refuse one.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
he would start of steady, letting you adjust and what not, before making you set the pace. you can back into him as slow or as fast as you want but after a few seconds heā€™ll be there to steady it out again. heā€™d be quite rough even though heā€™s attempting to be romantic, but itā€™s just to add a little spice.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
oh he LOVES quickies. they turn him on, even just thinking about them turns him on (and usually leads to one when possible). sex is sex and heā€™s game for any at anytime. most of the time these happen when people are in earshot. he tells you to be quiet but neither of you want to be. the idea of getting caught fucking you in his dressing room turns him on.
heā€™d actually prefer quickies to dragged out sex. fast fucking to get the job done is more appealing to him than dragging it out sometimes.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
he likes to stick to what he knows. heā€™d rather know that what heā€™s doing is good and is actually making you feel good rather than experimenting with something that could go wrong.
he does take risks in the sense that heā€™s gonna fuck you where you guys could possibly get caught but not as far as to inflict pain or injury.
saying that, he isnā€™t opposed to trying something that you want to try, or something that youā€™ve brought from previous experiences.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
he drags out the whole thing if you have the time to, spends a lot of time on foreplay. although this doesnā€™t happen very often, this type of sex is once in a blue moon.
as mentioned above, he loves quickies, theyā€™re his most favourite type of sex since they happen when either of you need it, not when itā€™s been built up for god knows how long because heā€™s too busy for that.
he usually can go for two+ rounds but chooses not to. once heā€™s started on his aftercare, there isnā€™t a chance youā€™re getting more dick after that, youā€™re gonna have to wait (unless you tease him ofc 11/10 would recommend).
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
heā€™s in two minds about them. if you already own them, he wants to see you use them and might use them on you too. if you donā€™t have any but you want to incorporate them, heā€™s not opposed to it but heā€™d rather you found out what you liked in relation to toys first. if you didnā€™t want to use them he wouldnā€™t even bring it up.
if you wanted to use some on him, he would let you try it out, but he wouldnā€™t force himself to enjoy it. if he doesnā€™t enjoy it heā€™s not letting you use it again.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
heā€™s a tease outside of the bedroom but during sex, everything is as you see it. he doesnā€™t want to waste time teasing you, especially if you donā€™t have the time.
he likes teasing you when people are around. seeing you getting all clammy in front of your friends or his friends to assert his power over you. his favourite thing you do is wink at you and smile. so innocent yet it means so much more to you than it would to someone else when he does it.
sometimes teases you unintentionally. he puts his hand a little too far up on your thigh and before you know it youā€™re wet and heā€™s just having a laugh with his friends, not even noticing what heā€™s done to you. time to take him to the bathroom and show him i think ;).
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
loud! groans and moans a lot, heā€™s not afraid to do it either, he doesnā€™t hold back. he knows you get turned on by his groaning just the same as he gets turned on by your moans and so he takes great pride in not being shy to make some noise.
dirty talk is a must among you pair once the initial shyness has gone. you could get off to each otherā€™s voices alone. add that to some amazing sex and youā€™re all set for orgasm after orgasm.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
(i have a strange feeling that someone has written something like this before about hyunsuk (but better obvs and in more detail) but i canā€™t remember whoā€¦ if thatā€™s the case i promise this isnā€™t me stealing their idea or anything malicious).
ā€œiā€™ve never done this beforeā€ you confessed, opening up your laptop to the screen heā€™d caught you on. you were really embarrassed that heā€™d caught you watching porn, but he wasnā€™t embarrassed in the slightest, in fact, it really turned him on. thatā€™s why he suggested you watch it together.
ā€œwe can try it togetherā€ he encouraged, pressing the spacebar to continue the video. you turned up the volume a little, making sure you could both hear.
it took you both a few minutes to really become comfortable with the situation. youā€™d gotten back to imagining yourself and hyunsuk in that situation, while he studied it to pick up on anything that you might be into.
ā€œohā€ he looked over at you who was clearly deep in thought ā€œyou like blindfolds too?ā€ he asks.
ā€œyeah, itā€™s hotā€ you reply, not once taking your eyes off the screen.
hyunsuk looks around your room when his eyes land on your sleeping mask. he hesitates for a second, thinking he might ruin the atmosphere if he springs in on you straight away. he decides to not ask you just yet, heā€™s a little too tired to have sex right now, but remembers it for the next session.
you glance over towards him, his trousers and hands catching your eye before noticing that he wasnā€™t even watching.
ā€œare you embarrassed? i can turn it off if you wantā€ you question. he slowly removes his hands from over his pants and instead replaces it with yours. you begin to palm him while steadying the laptop with your other hand. the laptop was soon moved to the end of the bed. your hand was now in your underwear and his was in his boxers. the experience was surreal, it was a lot of firsts for you, youā€™d never even thought about rubbing one out while your boyfriend did the same next to you, but you were definitely enjoying it.
ā€œdonā€™t cum until i do,ā€ hyunsuk ordered. easier said than done. ā€œi wanna cum listening to your moans, babyā€
X = X-ray (letā€™s see whatā€™s going on under those clothes)
he's smaller than averageā€¦4-5ā€ with average thickness but he gets the job done and it doesnā€™t affect the pleasure he can give to you.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
proper sex, 1-2 times a week. he can be horny whenever you want him to be and you both know that, but he doesnā€™t always wanna have sex. sometimes heā€™s just happy with getting you off, especially if heā€™s tired.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
he gets a little hyper after sex and wants to stay awake just to be around you and show you how much you mean to him. falling asleep is the last thing he wants to do. if you havenā€™t actually had sex, just a little fondling and playing, heā€™d fall asleep pretty much straight away afterwards. the whole reason you pair didnā€™t go all the way at the time was because he was tired soā€¦
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sanchoyo Ā· 3 years
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danny phantom episode 4-7 Thoughts: (under a readmore because, these got kinda long!)
-the outfit danny had to buy for dash's party. CLASSIC 2000S i cannot stop laughing. And also showing up to the party and everyone is dressed like the trio is hilarious. and further proof that everyone looks good dressed goth.
-dash has a closet full of cute lil bear plushies?? LOVE that. adorable. also his response to danny trashing his room fighting a ghost was SO valid if somone BROKE MY BED IN HALF ID BE PISSED TOO.
-technus being like 'oh smart, u should be a tutor!' then later being like 'forget tutor, be a teacher!' :) supportive king <3 I also really like his upgraded suit/design. AND SPOCK CAMEO??? HELLO??
-the music in this show is super. its so funky. I looked it up and the guy who does it, guy moon (awesome name) also did music for other cartoons like fairly odd parents, barnyard, chalkzone, billy & mandy, AND some actual movies like FIGHT CLUB??? the whiplash I got from reading that)
-sam being rich explains a lot about her, actually.
-I know the moral of the episode was supposed to be 'dont ditch your friends for popular people/spend a lot of money on clothes that arent You to Fit In'. but tbh. it wouldve been easy for danny to have been like 'well, okay, ill come but only if my friends can!' but I get. that hes 14. so. not a lot to say there.
-BOX GHOST IS BACK!!!!! also, danny sitting up and wearing the dress/wig/makeup. umm thats how I dress everyday LMFAO. unironically me. (hate the jokes that boil down to 'haha funney man in dress' tho. but this is a look)
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-jazz being protective of her brother once again being like NOOO YOU GUYS BETTER NOT STAKE OUT HIS (actually haunted) LOCKER!! shes aware of how people perceive him and she wants to help :( which is also probably why she told dash to invite him to that party even tho she had no interest in going!! she wants to help him out :(
-gotta say im with tucker on the whole 'should danny use his powers to get back at bullies' debate. 100% yes. let him teach kids to fight back. making dash throw his food at paulina out of the blue? no. but when hes actually about to pick on someone? yeah! for self defense? YEAH! if dash and his friends just threw food at him, I think rather than. idk doing sneaky shit with frogs he couldve just threw it back and not pulled punches if they tried to fight. I kNOOWWW its a kids show so they are like 'if u fight back ur just as bad!! violence bad!!' but. theyre HIS POWERS. WHO CARES.
-like my only gripe is that dash really isnt LEARNING ANYTHING WHEN DANNY GETS BACK AT HIM IN THE MOST PETTY INDIRECT WAYS. whatever they had to add a bully psa episode I guess. I hate it and I hate the way cartoons usually handle it because these methods simply Do Not Work. 'aND YouRE USinG YOur poWErs FOR EVill???!' this is Not Evil. even when poindexter takes dannys body, theyre only being 'nice' bc hes stealing soda for them!! bitches deserve what they get (nothing too brutal bc theyre high schoolers but damn, if they pick on danny he doesnt need to be the 'bigger person' he needs to start biting people)
-SAM TRYING TO SMUGGLE FROGS OUT OF THE BIO LAB?? girl in middle school when we had to dissect frogs we could opt out, also, they came to us already dead and preserved...
-sidney's lingo and the fact hes in black and white is sending me. also, danny is a ghost celebrity apparently for being a halfa?? ok. thats interesting to know
-the DENTIST BEING EXCITED ABOUT THE COTTON CANDY FLOOD IS THE FUNNIEST THING SO FAR.
-I LOOOVE the trope of 'wishes gone wrong'. not crazy about the stereotypical genie, or the use of the dreamcatcher looking design. (also, I KNOW theyre scientists but the way theyre handling a cold...are the fentons ANTIVAX)
-the genie. she. whitewished paulina. JKASDFHKJ. (the ghost literally just being hello kitty???? im dying) 'why do i feel that im special and wonderful? because I AM! <3' paulina ilu self worth queen. felt bad for her also getting possessed by (2) boys later who were arguing INSIDE HER. WTF.
-imagine being the guy trapped in his now flying car. he thought danny and tucker were HALUCINATIONS. imagine being trapped in a flying car with two, what you think are imaginary arguing 14 year olds convinced ur gonna die. i WOULD say this dude is gonna need so much therapy, but he seemed totally fine and excited when they landed (I would be happy too if a chicken was on my head. chickens rule) stoner rights
-sam's bat slippers??? iconic. SO cute.
-I think desiree's backstory is so :( do all ghosts have messed up sad backstories?? poindexter's was sad too...cannot imagine box ghost has any kind of fucked up backstory. but what if. his mom got pushed off cliffs by boxes...........a la cruella... anyway her 'no man may lay a hand on me' iconic. ilu
-I know danny has no concept of how much bras cost but my god dont attack tucker with some girls bra. those are so expensive.
-its really. well its not a GOOD THING he went into the portal and got fucked up, but its good danny was the one to do it rather than sam or tucker. because even tho he was being influenced by desiree and kept getting more malicious and it prob wasnt 100% him...he sucked as a ghost like most the people he 'pranked' were innocent ppl just Chillin and he didnt want to help anyone at all. I think danny is the most responsible out of them but also, hes 14 and shouldnt HAVE to feel obligated to fight every ghost. hes a good kid and wants to, but I also feel like he feels like...responsible for the portal turning on?? because his parents did give it up,, but it was an accident and not his fault (if anything, why was the on switch on the inside. why was it that easy. why was there no safety measures. that seems like smth OSHA needs to hear about). like thats my son. hes a good boy. and hes never done anything wrong in his life, ever. if anyone hurts him im killing everyone in this room and then myself. etc.
-danny's curfew is 10PM????? DUDE. when I was 14...shit I couldn't be out that late, I had to be back at like, 8 at the latest, and my parents had to know exactly where and who I was going with, AND i had to call/text them regularly...is this a case of my parents being overbearing, or the fentons sucking??? the only time i could EVER be out that late was if I was at an overnight sleepover or smth...
-the vultures have lil fezes. why do they have fezes...theyre so fuckin funny 'ask him for directions' 'I KNOW WHERE IM GOING' these ghost vultures are my new grandpas. pick them up, put them in the adopt box.
-'I wonder why those guys were trying to waste dad!' THEYRE GHOSTS. YOUR DAD HUNTS GHOSTS. why is that not a conclusion you'd immediately jump to??
-*jazz voice, clearly disgusted* WISCONSIN???
-mrs fenton with the lab coat and leg warmers and PERM. YESSS STYLISH.
-was going to say 'ew billionaire' @vlad but. super valid he used his powers to assumedly steal and cheat to get that money, thats how all billionaires do it! but ew hes a SIMP. and spending your billions on FOOTBALL STUFF?? you are Not Valid overall. I DO respect the fact you have a castle instead of a mansion. in wisconsin. if youre going to be stupidly rich might as well go all out, torches on the wall and all. I DO like his ghost form's little kitty ears. catman. and his cape! every design can benefit from a cape. and how different his forms look, like danny looks the EXACT SAME IN BOTH FORMS ASIDE FROM COLOR CHANGES. vlad's is like,, I could believe they were different people!! also I love the drama. but dude you are fighting a 14 year old. lame. also he was like, telling danny he wanted his mom and him and like, wanted him to renounce his dad?? WHAT ABOUT JAZZ?? bitch. those r MY kids and they are both important and special. I do agree they need better parents but thats not u sir <3
-I thought vlad's 'little badger' nickname for danny came from the football mascot of the packers, but google says they have NO MASCOT?? so now I'm like?? is it because his hair is sometimes black and sometimes white?? I hate to give him props but thats a PERFECT NICKNAME. theyre also tiny and vicious!
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-why did I get so excited that Skulker is back!! its been like. 2-3 eps LMAO. AND THE DAIRY KING. ICONIC I LOVE HIM. hes the nicest guy ever :) more nice ghosts please. danny cannot be fighting alone everytime with no ghost buds like every ghost being hostile sucks :(
-mr. fenton knew vlad was controlling him, but a few episodes ago he had no clue danny was doing the same thing...is it something about how malicious the ghost is?? he just seemed to think his memory had gaps the first time, this time he was INSTANTLY LIKE 'GHOST'. then again in this ep when danny did it again he was just slightly confused but not immediately freaking out like he did with vlad possessing him!!
-'my parents will accept ME NO MATTER WHAT' so. so why haven't you come out to them yet, danny?? if you really think that?? if theres no harm, and you're sure??? if vlad is a real problem, wouldnt that make dealing with him easier, to expose him???? SO WHY HAVENT YOU COME OUT YET?? COULD IT BE,, MAYBE YOU HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT WHETHER YOUR PARENTS ACTUALLY WILL ACCEPT YOU??? šŸ¤” ... šŸ³ā€šŸŒˆ I get why people say He Is Trans. I totally totally get u danny.
-sorta unrelated, but it just occurred to me in one of these eps they go to casper HIGH not casper middle school??? theyre 14?? dont highschools usually do ages 15-18? (I didnt go to hs so I might be wrong, if I am ignore this...) freshmen are usually 14-15, could just be a case of them not turning 15 yet but they will sometime in the school year (I say they because tucker said he was 14 too)? I know the show has 3 seasons, so by the end of it will they be older? thatd be neat but usually cartoon characters stay the same age...I love shows where you can see the characters age and grow up, though...three seasons seems like a long time to spend on like, 1 year...
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kuronekonerochan Ā· 3 years
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I was tagged by @what-breaks-my-heart
1. What is the colour of your hairbrush? purple
2. Name a food you never eat.Ā I am Wei Wuxian. I hate turnips, but sometimes in stews I do eat them. I also hate pickles, but if Iā€™m out and itā€™s really hard to get them out (or theyā€™re in a dip sauce) I also eat them. Conclusion: I hate stuff and I rarely eat it but if I must I must.
3. Are you typically too warm or too cold? Too. F*cking.Cold. All. The.Time. (I have a very mild case of ideopatic Raynaud Phenomenon... basically my hands and feet are mostly cold and the nails blueish all the time). I live in a mild climate too, so sometimes I know itā€™s objectively hot but Iā€™m still cold.
4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Eating dinner.
5. Whatā€™s your favourite candy bar? Kinder Bueno.
6. Have you ever been to a professional sports game? Hahaha. No. I run 100 meters and die.
7. What is the last thing you said out loud?Ā ā€œMalito, NĆ£o! Salta daĆ­!ā€ (no, get down from there, Malito is my cat).
8. What is your favourite ice cream?Ā Passion Fruit. (Also a specific straciatella from a local ice cream shop).
9. What was the last thing you had to drink? Water.
10. Do you like your wallet?Ā I adore it. Itā€™s a leather wallet that I got on sale 7 years ago, I overstuff it all the time and itā€™s still in great shape. If I ever lose it or it bursts and I have to get a new one Iā€™ll probably cry.
11. What was the last thing you ate?Ā Palmier.
12. Did you buy any new clothes last weekend? No.
13. What was the last sporting event you watched?Ā Probably not the last of any sport matches I saw, but the last full grand event I watched for the whole run was Giro dā€™Italia.
14. What is your favourite flavor of popcorn? Plain, sweet (with regular sugar).
15. Who was the last person you sent a text message to? My cousin.
16. Ever been camping? Yes, but years ago. Probably over a decade.
17. Do you take vitamins? Sometimes.
18. Do you regularly attend a place of worship? No.
19. Do you have a tan? No. I have spent the last 3 summers basically inside studying or working so my last tan was 4 years ago.
20. Do you prefer chinese or pizza? Canā€™t decide.
21. Do you drink your soda through a straw?Ā Yes. Recyclable or reusable.
22. What colour of socks do you usually wear? Tons.Most are black or grey.
23. Do you ever drive above the speed limit? Yes, but barely over it like only 10-20km over the limit. Besides that, only where the speed limit is stupidly too low, or on deserted highways without many turns, when the days are clear and sunny.
24. What terrifies you?Ā Iā€™m an anxious mess. Almost everything on a personal level. Objective phobias tho, not so much. I hate vermin. Used to be terrified of snakes when I was smaller and dogs (bc one tried to bite me). I still startle with spiders but Iā€™m not afraid of them.
25. Look to your left, what do you see?Ā Skincare necessaire.
26. What chore do you hate most? Doing the dishes.
27. What do you think of when you hear an Australian accent?Ā I never thought of that. idk. Right now Iā€™m thinking Thor is hot.
28. Whatā€™s your favorite soda?Ā Schweppes lemon (maybe bc itā€™s rarely found around here).
29. Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? I prefer hitting the Drive Thru.
30. Whatā€™s your favourite number? 19 and 20.
31. Who was the last person you talked to? My parents.
32. Favourite meat? Lamb.
33. Last song you listened to? Happy Endings, Mika.
34. Last book you read?Ā Physical copy? The Silmarillion (I have been trying to finish it for years). Ebook was Sha Po Lang.
35. Favourite day of the week?Ā Friday.
36. Can you say the alphabet backwards?Ā No.
37. How do you like your coffee?Ā I like my sugar with a tiny bit of coffee in it. (Since I donā€™t really like coffee but I need it anyways ugh).
38. Favourite pair of shoes? Winter boots.Ā 
39. Time you normally get up? By myself, 9h30 (wake up, if I have the chance I remain in bed for a couple more hours), when I work 7 am.Ā 
40. Which do you prefer, sunrise or sunset? Sunset all the way, I hate waking up early.
41. How many blankets on your bed? 2.
42. Describe your kitchen plates.Ā  There is a whole post about it. If I knew how to link anything I would.
43. Describe your kitchen at the moment. A. Mess.
44. Do you have a favourite alcoholic drink? Jeropiga.
45. Do you play cards? No. I did learn bridge as part of an extracurricular class in highschool but I forgot how to play it.
46. What colour is your car? White with a black rooftop. Itā€™s a panda!
47. Can you change a tire? I know how to do it, but I never had to try it.
48. Your favourite state or province? I guess I like where I live.
49. Favourite job youā€™ve had? MyĀ ā€œjobā€ is always the same, but I guess a brief internship in Ortho, though I would not pick that as a forever job. It was pretty fun tho.
Tagging: @kiironekolady @dangermousie @scoundrels-in-love @kdramastuff @kdramaxoxo @theshmorca @gabycane2 @mahtayyar @overthinkingkdramaĀ and anyone else who wants to.
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poloniumicecream Ā· 4 years
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i was tagged by @starryeyedagonyā€‹ and @hashbrownteamcobrakaiā€‹ for this absurdly long list of personal questions <3 no one could possibly need to know this much about me, but letā€™s go
ā€Ø1. what is the color of your hairbrush? i just... use my hand.... i keep my hair short, it curls and does its own thing
2. name a food you never eat: ā€Øidk iā€™ll eat whatā€™s offered to me?? i buy whatā€™s easy?? i have no strong food opinions at the moment
3. are you typically too warm or too cold? i have this bird bone body like an ailing victorian child, anything under 70Āŗ and iā€™m freezing
4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago? was trying to be productive but instead found a good link to the blue lick horror housešŸ™ idk whatā€™s so fascinating about this thing, but i canā€™t let it go. maybe bc i have nightmares that resemble this space?? anyway i live here now
5. whatā€™s your favorite candy bar? reeses never lets me down
6. have you ever been to a professional sports game? ā€Ømemories blocked, sports too boring to think about
7. what is the last thing you said out loud? i regret to admit i am reading this out loud as i go
8. what is your favorite ice cream? idk but the worst i ever had was peanut butter
9. what was the last thing you had to drink? some faintly bleachy tap water, delicious
10. do you like your wallet? i use a coin purse to hold cards and cash - it's a pretty recognizable bright colored mass produced one. a while back there was a popular celebrity on the periphery of my friend group (donā€™t ask pls) and one time at a bar or something i had my "wallet" out and from across the room they locked eyes with me and pulled the Same One out of their pocket. pretty sure it was weed tho. but imagine carrying ur weed in a normal bill-fold wallet. that would have been funnier :/
11. what is the last thing you ate? ā€Ølost in the turbine of my memory
12. did you buy any new clothes last weekend? i did not but i just got a new desk lamp, genuinely v excited for that to arrive
13. whatā€™s the last sporting event you watched? ā€Øi don't think this question applies to my experiences
14. what is your favorite flavor of popcorn? popcorn smells are compelling but if i eat things that stick in my teeth i'll lose my entire mind. wait this is it, the answer to number 2
15. who is the last person you sent a text message to? close inner circle group chat planning our surprise private island getaway. no but weā€™re making (safe!) halloween plans
16. ever been camping? not as often as usual this year but yes! see above
17. do you take vitamins? ā€Øthose gummy ones like fruit snacks
18. do you regularly attend a place of worship? ā€Ønah
19. do you have a tan? i'm ghostly
20. do you prefer Chinese or pizza? i'm pickier about pizza. u can't go wrong with chinese
21. do you drink your soda through a straw? no...?
22. what color socks do you usually wear? mostly dark but i have some fluffy pastel ones specifically bc the contrast in my laundry is funny to me
23. do you ever drive above the speed limit? i'm gay i don't drive
24. what terrifies you? ā€Øthird date kind of question!
25. look to your left, what do you see? dying jade plants and beyond these, a cat's loving gaze
26. what chore do you hate most? ā€Øvacuuming. loud
27. what do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? ā€Øfamily
28. whatā€™s your favorite soda? ā€Ødr pepper only. i don't really drink soda tho. i was raised by the kind of parents who put fruit juice in seltzer and sold me that lie. i guess it stuck
29. do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? there are so many food questions in this list pls
30. whatā€™s your favorite number? ā€Øsecret information
31. whoā€™s the last person you talked to? ā€Ømy father. probably the person i've spoken with out loud the most this year
32. favorite meat? i no longer eat meat
33. last song you listened to? itā€™s been a war on drugs kind of week
34. last book you read? ā€Øi can't read
35. favorite day of the week? ā€Øsomething cool about a thursday, i can't explain it
36. can you say the alphabet backwards? ā€Øfeeling very interrogated rn
37. how do you like your coffee? however it wants to be. i for real cannot supply food or beverage opinions like this on demand PLS
38. favorite pair of shoes? ā€Øgeneric black leather lace up boots
39. time you normally get up? i'm drawing my shades and peering suspiciously outside through a crack rn
40. what do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? ok when ur out somewhere with no artificial light and it makes the sky more dramatic and cool, either one is good
41. how many blankets are on your bed? not enough, season transitions are rough
42. describe your kitchen plates? ... grandma is that u?
43. describe your kitchen at the moment: ā€Øit's clean, it's fine, grandma get out of here
44. do you have a favorite alcoholic drink? ā€Øamong the friends i drink with, one is a skilled bartender and we let him surprise us with whatever obscure drink he thinks each person should have that night. i would trust him with my life. conversely i just remembered my very best friend is also a bartender but him i wouldnā€™t let serve me anything except straight from the bottle. hm. what iā€™m trying to say is, the company i keep is more important to me than what's in the glass. should i also clarify i made these friends before they pursued this work and iā€™m not, like, frequenting bars to harass the staff? this answer is a mess lol
45. do you play cards? ā€Øi donā€™t have a great attention span for learning or enduring things like that
46. what color is your car? ā€Øu know what's funny is how much junk mail i get with car insurance offers. i wonder what color they think the car i've never had is
47. can you change a tire? 100% no and that would not stop me trying. it wonā€™t be my car so i have nothing to lose and all of myself (also nothing) to give
48. your favorite state or province? idk i feel like a stranger everywhere i go except nyc
49. favorite job youā€™ve had? ok, mr. fbi i think that's enough
šŸ˜” i have not kept track of whoā€™s been tagged or done this already, and the links will kill my tags anyway. do u have shit u need help procrastinating on? here, try this
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seijch Ā· 4 years
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just binge read ur previous asks for the sleepover and i was very much entertainedšŸ˜Œ how would ur top 3 ACTUALLY dress? like we always see those ā€œoutfits the hq boys would wearā€ but they seem so... unrealisticšŸ˜­šŸ¤š
whack me w a pillow or smth (sleepover event)
OK HI I WAS THINKING ABT THIS MY WHOLE SHIFT N ENDED UP HAVING ENOUGH BRAINROT TO TYPE A WHOLE THING IN THE NOTES APP SO HERE WE GO!!! šŸ˜ˆšŸ’Æ
ok im typing this after finishing the post but i rlly like the way this came out so everyone please read it if you want to see me brainrot over konoha kenji n kuroo ...
KONOHAĀ is definitely a man who Knows his essentials ... knows the beauty of sweatpants and joggers and knows that he looks Good in a solid colored tee (but doesnt shy away from print ... its just that if you open his closet its literally black white n the occasional pop of color) i would LOVE to say he accessorizes but no he doesnt šŸ’”šŸ’” its his fatal flaw too ..... dont be shy aki let me buy you one of those chain bracelets!!!!! those are sexy as fuck and i PROMISE they would make him look even better!!!!!!! in general he gives me big silver or white goldĀ vibes even if i cant see him wearing jewelry on his own :/ its ok if he were to date me id make him come around to the idea ...
he gives white air max 90 or air force 1 vibes does that make sense . if anything has color in his fit its maybe some print on his shirt but if not its DEFINITELY his shoes ... i was thinking abt this but i think hed look good in the bel air jordan 5s but maybe thats just bc i wanted to get a pair NJFKDSFS if we want to get a little less realistic (i mean not rlly bc i know ppl who do this) he probably keeps up w supreme drops n its less to resell and more to get the clothes at retail price which is MUCH more reasonable than resell (i think its 40 for a shirt? idk my friend keeps up w it n i love to hear him brainrot but that doesnt mean i retain ALL the information šŸ¤•)
:: go-to outfit?Ā say it with me ... white shirt/crewneck sweater if itā€™s cold with sweats. if he needs to dress it up, hell throw on some plaid or switch it up w some nice jeans. unlike the other two he has a good idea of how to dress throughout his life which makes looking Back a much . easier experience compared to the other two LMAO
FUTAKUCHIĀ swears by the denim gods when he needs to actually Care abt his outfits and im MAD abt it bc how dare he look good .... im going to fucking kill him šŸŖ“šŸŖ“šŸŖ“šŸŖ“ the image of kenji in a denim jacket w a hoodie underneath n some ripped jeans haunts my every waking moment you dont understand......... hes ALSO a plaid man which pisses me off even more .... but im going to be honest he uses outerwear to hide the fact that theres definitely a hole in the armpit of his favorite shirts ... hes had them since high school kenji PLEASE buy some new shirts!!!! probably suffers in summer bc he cant wear jackets n stuff without looking weird (has definitely said hes wearing plaid For The Fit when in reality its bc theres a stain on the back of his shirt from when he sat in bird shit. its Artistic baby speak your truth!!!)
at least you can convince konoha to wear jewelry if you keep at it ... while i think kenji gives silverĀ vibes over gold i dont think you would be able to convince him to wear it unless youve already bought it and basically ambush him with it JKSDFDS if anything i think hed settle for those leather braceletsĀ ... its ok his ego is fragile ā¤ shoe wise idk he gives me vans vibes (so does konoha but he also looks like a nike stan so i said that instead). if he lives somewhere cold he probably owns a pair of those classic wheat colored timbs (You Know The Ones)
i can tell you RIGHT NOW that in elem and junior high he was one of those kids w the neon athletic fits that took pe too serious when he got in the groove šŸ˜ shut the fuck up n pass me the ball kenji were in fourth grade i shouldnt be failing PARTICIPATION in PE šŸ—£šŸ—£šŸ—£
:: go-to outfit?Ā a rlly comfy denim jacket (hell let you borrow it if you bitch enough n hell be like Sigh . The Things I Do For You but when you slip it on hes abt to combust) w a shirt that probably has a chili stain at the hem of it n ripped jeans. the white slip on vans. i hate that he looks good.
KUROOĀ is . idk i feel like hes a lot harder to pin down but he probably shopped at hot topic in middle school šŸ’” is this projection? maybe. am i WRONG abt it tho ... ANYWAY like everyone who grows out of that phase, he has Taste ... post college or just at the club i KNOW he understands the effect a slightly unbuttoned black shirt has šŸ‘ prob rode the eboy wave bc he thought the fashion was nice so he might have a few of those clunky ringsĀ ... rarely wears them but bitch he SHOULD!!!! otherwise, i think he keeps it pretty simple! lots of hoodies and sweaters bc if he has no one to rlly impress hes big on comfort. owns a good amt of athleleisure (is that how you spell that hjkdfds) bc he does work out regularly but if you were to come across him during an 8am lecture i can guarantee all he did before coming to class is brush his teeth ...Ā 
unfortunately not a chain man but while his rings may be blackĀ (yk like black titanium)Ā or silver, if he were to wear a chain i think hed be fine with either silver or gold! i personally think hed look good in either šŸ™ˆ shoe wise i rlly cannot pin him down ... for running im seeing him leaning towards nike shoes but i like . cannot tell what hed wear regularly SHJFKDSĀ 
what i CAN say is that when he was younger (and i mean until his second year of high school) he was one of Those Kids that wore the Quirky printed button ups but like . this time its not a compliment . in junior high he definitely thought those ... and it PAINS ME PHYSICALLY to say this ...... fingerless glovesĀ were the coolest things around ..... i hate that i had to google that now im going to get ads for hot topic
:: go-to outfit?Ā black hoodie w maybe some design or print on it w sweats or jeans (like konoha hell dress it up or down depending on where youre going). if you make him wear them hell even bust out the eboy rings he bought forever ago <33 i think later in life when hes more sure of himself (and i mean like after hs ... hes good in his 3rd year but i feel like hell still deflect compliments in the form of teasing and not believe it in 3rd year) he Knows he looks good so he doesnt rlly have to try unless you want to be That Couple that takes over the world one fit at the time ... in the end the only one he wants to impress is you šŸ™ˆ
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123abcdrawwithme Ā· 5 years
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all spg albums poorly described by me bc i can
album one: steam man band: michael reed voice: GUYS HOLY HECK LOOKIT MY ROBOT FRIEMDS THEIR SO COOL OHMA G AD clockwork vaudeville: now when you say you bought yourself a pickle- sound of tomorrow: the jons audible lenny face as he says ā€œin the nudeā€ on top of the universe 2009 ver.: RABBIT FUCKED A TOASTER AND UPGRADE KILLED THE SPINE THE GIRLS ARE OFF THE SHITS on top of the universe 2011 ver.: alternate timeline where the jon and rabbit kill the spine and deny him ice cream i am not alone: poor one out for upgrades 1 (one) song, shes trying her best ice cream parade: i donā€™t even know where to begin with this one brass goggles: LOCAL ROBOS ARE FEELING EMO SO THEY HAVE A SING ALONG out in the rain: splish splash they was havinā€™ a bash electricity is in my soul: okay but whomst the hell is that electronic voice who sings the ā€œla laā€™sā€? serious question who tf is it???? steam man band reprise: michael reed voice: GUYS MY COOL ROBO FRIENDS ARE GETTING AN ENCORE HOLY HECKIE blind minstrelā€™s ballad: ominous captain albert alexander: listen,,,, he beat spider hulk in an arm wrestling match,,,, hes really cool,,,,,, the 2Ā¢ show: steamboat shenanigans: some say they sang so hard they really did make it to the moon and across the stars ;) one-way ticket: CHU CHU I LOVE U ju ju magic: jonathan giraffe what tHE FUCK ARE YOU SINGING ABOUT HONEY? ARE YOU OKAY? me and my baby (saturday night): the spines a hopeless romantic and he loves to treat his girl and his siblings support him little birdie: jon makes friends with a bird or some shit idfk rex marksley: the spines a hopeless romantic and sings about his cowboy crush and his siblings support him automatonic electronic harmonics: they want to feel cool,, let them feel cool,, prelude to a dream: hey michael i thought you were supposed to be the human friend whats all this about not being a human being?? mike? m-mike?? make believe: FUCK SOCIETY, TRANS RIGHTS BITCHES *EPIC KAZOO SOLO* honeybee: ah yes that one song we wonā€™t ever let them forget bc were all emo scary world: the morse code says spoopy the suspender man: rabbit voice: yeah theres this guys who sold his soul or whatever how fucked up was that, anyway i want to wear a dress :3c thatā€™ll be the way home: THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL THATā€™LL the ballad of lily: oh boi we about to have another character song on this album airheart: character song 2 electric boogaloo circuitry: yā€™all good? mk iii: curtain raiser: beebop voice: STEVETHY SOMEONES TRYING TO PLAY THE ALBUM Ā  steve voice: oh fuck steam powered giraffe: HEHE NAME DROP mecto amore: this is some rabbits in love again shit but with WHAMST hatch fever: hatchy is here and the album version does not capture how feral hatchworth performed this on stage a way into your heart: spg as a whole @ their fans: we love you all so much thank you for the support over the years :) <3 me through tears: bitch,,,,, <3 ghost grinder: rabbit and the boys on their way to the graveyard at 3 am to party with rabbits dead gf please explain: i stg everytime i hear hatchy sing ā€œgum in my gearsā€ i think heā€™s saying something else and iā€™m sure you can fill in the blank, but the thing that gets me is thats so on brand for him to say dsfdfg she said maybe: rabbit is just young old dumb and full of love these days isnā€™t she? go spine go: almost 6 minutes of hatchworth and rabbit being two year olds and poking fun at spine roller skate king: everyone sleeps on how good this song is wtf iā€™ll rust with you: me knowing full well this song is about rabbit outliving her gfs throughout the decades bc shes a robot: oh,, so thats why theres so many love songs by rabbit on this album,,, rabbit you good?? wired wrong: the spine you good?? fancy shoes: hATCHWORTH YOU GOOD??? steam powered giraffe reprise: we interrupt your regularly scheduled robot angst hours with that good weeb shitā„¢ turn back the clock: okay back the robot angst bleak horizon: our lovelys saying goodbye saying theyā€™ll be back to bring smiles on our faces soon as we close out to some ominous as fuck shit teasing vice quadrant the vice quadrant: the vice does tight: okay so the vice quadrants fucked up and the robots are very concerned by this on a crescendo: ominous foreshadowing thats so ominous i had to look up what this song meant lore wise bc i just thought it was the robots just dancing and having fun steamjunk: my dear sweet honey darling is traveling through space and Iā€™M WORRIED ABOUT HIM starburner: low-key robo angst bc their worried about their souls being damned or some shit but its cuteĀ  progress and technology: david YOUR RANGE wink the satellite: wink voice: YOU WAS MY BABY MY FUCKIN CINNAMON APPLE burning in the stratosphere: oh fire fire: this is the most haunting shit i have no joke for this sky sharks: hoo boi the sky sharks certainly wonā€™t be killing us all today, but climate change sure will daughter of space: PREBBY SPACE GODDESS HNNNGNNGNG star valley night: honeys you know you can just wait for it to be night time right? then you can go play in the star valley at night- commander cosmo: BITCH YOU GOOD? where is everyone?: THERE SHE IS MY BABY gg the giraffe: MY DARLIIIIINNGGG SING IT HONEYĀ  the pulls: wink my darling yā€™all ok? soliton: corpse man and space goddess sing a really nerdy analogy about love and its gorgeous where i left you: wink seriously are you okay? over the moon: rabbits just done but shes gotta sing it and go all out with how done she is bc shes extra itā€™s cosmic: is theĀ ā€œalright!ā€ rav?? also is this love song supposed to represent them causing more fuckshit and destroying the universe and just not realizing it bc their in love?? idfk man it bops hold me: whether from the perspective of holly or rabbit i weep openly at this song the speed of light: david: this is where the astronaut turns evil wonā€™t tell you why tho ;) literally every lore buff: *listens to this song and tries to theorize wtf happened* rav to the rescue: local green space twink rescues his space bf more at 11 starlight starshine: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the space giant: three steampunk robots fight a giant starbaby in guitar hero to save a satellites crush; a planet thats a huge apple i have zero jokes for this is already too absurdĀ  oh no: oh OH OH? O H. OOOH OH??????????? oĀ  h... oh no.... necrostar: evil pissrock possessed evil dead guy and is ready to cause fuckshit while the robots sing about how scared they are at the end super space blaster centi-asteroid invaderpedes 2: cute interactions with the robots! i hate this title tho whale song: wholesome shit to distract you from all the lore and foreshadowing at the end Music from steamworld heist:Ā  automatonic electronic harmonics, on top of the universe, electricity is is my soul, honeybee, and brass goggles: me minding my own business playing steamworld heist: *walks into a bar where spine rabbit and hatchworth are performing one of these songs* me: HOOOOOGH heist ho!: yeah thats piper for ya starscrap: hi iā€™m in love for rabbit? prepare for boarding: GET IN BITCHES WEā€™RE GONNA OVER THROW THE PATRIARCHYĀ  the red queen: capitalism? demolished. what we need are some heros: the spine projecting his love for cowboys onto the player characters the vast frontier: hatchworth: Iā€™M A BAD BITCH YOU CANā€™T KILL ME the stars: they made it lads they made it over the moon and across the stars.... also howā€™d they keep singing for that long arenā€™t they tired? quintessential: malfunction: wow i canā€™t believe spg ended transphobia i donā€™t have a name for it: love? i guess??gd fgdsghfdg blue portals: the idea of hatchworth going through the blue portals when i know theyā€™re made out of blue matter is terrifyingĀ  overdrive: they want to seem cool please play along and pretend their green screen work is cool the ballad of delilah morreo: this came right the fuck out of nowhere but fuck its here now and its fantastic love world of love: wonder what other balboa park songs theyā€™ll bring back, like never gonna give you up :) only human: iā€™d die for you hatchy salgexicon: they deadass wrote a song about their dndĀ campaignĀ  sleep evil sleep: i guess weā€™re all evil BC WE KEEPING SLEEPING ON HOW GOOD THIS SONG IS TOO photographic memories: walter worker chelsea? come get ur mans- leopold expeditus: hatchworth: hey guys checkout my fursona dream machine: this song keeps me up at night with the endING I JUST WANT RABBIT TO BE HAPPY AND ARTSY BUT THE WAY IT ENDED WITH THE VICE QUADRANT RELATED TEASER MAKES ME THINK RABBIT PICKED UP A SATELLITE FREQUENCY FROM WINK ABOUT HOW NECROSTAR WILL KILL RAV IN THE FUTURE DEADASS Iā€™M NERVOUS WHAT HAPPENED
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prettyboyporter Ā· 4 years
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tag game: 50 Qs
was tagged by @yogurtfordinnerĀ  -- ty my darling <3
what is the color of your hairbrush?Ā purple
name a food you never eat:Ā seafood. ech.
are you typically too warm or too cold?Ā Too cold - my fingers and feet are always chilly.
what were you doing 45 mins ago?watching the debate, IT WAS TERRIBLE
whatā€™s your favorite candy bar?Ā Snickers! Yum! I rarely eat candy bars tho!
have you ever been to a professional sports game?Ā Yes -- NHL, NBA, MLB, NFL -- Iā€™ve been to all 4 in Detroit, some in other cities
what is the last thing you said out loud?Ā  idk, something to the exbf, prob disparaging of the debates just now but weā€™ve been making comments throughoutĀ 
what is your favorite ice cream?Ā salted caramel
what was the last thing you had to drink? water
do you like your wallet? I have like 4 wallets and and using a tiny orange one that i donā€™t even really like, lol, idk.
what is the last thing you ate? moose tracks ice cream
did you buy any new clothes last weekend?Ā no
whatā€™s the last sporting event you watched?Ā really nothing bc of a pandemic, lol, probably an NFL game this last winter? Canā€™t remember
what is your favorite flavor of popcorn?Ā Buttered and salted -- or sometimes with seasoning like garlic or caramel
who is the last person you sent a text message to? group text w 3 other coworkers
ever been camping?Ā every summer! I love camping
do you take vitamins? No
do you regularly attend a place of worship?Ā Nah
do you have a tan?Ā Maybe a very light one leftover from summer sun
do you prefer Chinese or pizza? Pizza, hands down, would eat it every day if I could.
do you drink your soda through a straw? Nah
what color socks do you usually wear?Ā White no-show athletic socks lol, nothing exciting
do you ever drive above the speed limit?Ā  Yeah -- maybe lik 5miles over? lol, not a speed demon by any means but i never drive the speed limit
what terrifies you?Ā spiders, going downstairs to a dark basementĀ 
look to your left, what do you see?Ā blood sugar testing kit
what chore do you hate most?Ā SCRUBBING THE SHOWER
what do you think of when you hear an Australian accent?Ā Dacre
whatā€™s your favorite soda? Coke zero
do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?Ā 
whatā€™s your favorite number?Ā donā€™t have one
whoā€™s the last person you talked to?Ā the exbf
favorite cut of beef?Ā porterhouse, medium rare
last song you listened to?Ā waiting room -- fugazi
last book you read? Booked for Love by @flippyspoon
favorite day of the week? Saturday! I get to sleep in, donā€™t have to work the next day. Itā€™s a fantastic day.
can you say the alphabet backwards?Ā Maybe? lol
how do you like your coffee?Ā With a decent amount of half and half
favorite pair of shoes?Ā b&w oxfords
time you normally get up?Ā  7 on weekdays, 9 on weekends
what do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? Sunsets
how many blankets on your bed? Two
describe your kitchen plates.Ā  I have like, 2 dinner and 2 side plates after the split w the exbf so lol i need more
describe your kitchen at the moment. Filled with boxes since the exbf is moving out at some point soon. should be much more organized after he leaves
do you have a favorite alcoholic drink?Ā Beer -- homebrew or craft beer. Think global, drink local!
do you play cards?Ā Only, like, euchre
what color is your car?Ā Silver
can you change a tire?Ā No lol, but I bet i could learn. Iā€™ve helped the ex change it before so i have a loose idea of how to do it
your favorite country? Hm - probably Scotland. Iā€™ve been there the most and feel pretty connected to it <3
favorite job youā€™ve had?Ā English teacher at an alternative high school (at-risk kids who need to recover credit, it was the best the BEST)
I tag: whoever wants to do this!
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Ā hello, its nora (she/her, gmt) n this is the ethereal but spoiled alma olive putnam (she goes by all 3 names cos sheā€™s pretentious as fuck). raised in a farmhouse in vermont, big horse girl energy. very hungry for everything life has to offer. wakes up and smells the success in her blood. luvs the smell of libraries and listening to french music from a tinny record player in knee socks. here is pinterest. bio is below the cut, like this post to be bombarded with plotting messages but i might forget tho so pls message me x
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怎ELLE FANNING ā™ CIS-FEMALE怏 āŸæ looks like ALMA OLIVE PUTNAM is here for HER JUNIOR year as a CLASSICS student. SHE is 21 years old & known to be RESILIENT, MAGNETIC, CALLOUS & PROUD. Theyā€™re living in PERKINS, so if youā€™re there, watch out for them. ā¬³ NORA. 24. GMT. SHE/HER.
aesthetics.
a red beret nestled on top of bright platimum locks, neck scarves tied around your throat the way they do it in french new wave films, running barefoot through the woods in feckless hedonism, china dolls with porcelain faces lined against the walls of your room, the mona lisa smile, knee-socks tugged over the hockey grazes on your knees, a forged botticelli drying on your easel, ophelia floating in the middle of a lake.Ā 
proceed w caution, tw for death, drugs, alcohol, violence
the short form.
ā€” studying classics cos she thinks it makes her sound smart, but actually hates fuckin latin and just loves learning about feckless hedonism and the festivals of bacchus and writing about how all women in myth are literally forgotten. was expelled from princeton in her first year so her parents basically paid her way into radcliffe but she made an impression.... like... super fast and in her sophomore year she was upgraded to perkins accomodation n a paid scholarship bcos i think the governors kind of expect to see her in the supreme court one day or.
ā€” Ā born in vermont in a big old farmhouse. her great-great-grandfather moved to america as an immigrant and worked on a plantation, made his way up cos he could speak a lot of languages and therefore win more people over. for the last two generations, putnam men have owned the farm and do little of the dirty work. big in the meat industry.
ā€” both her parents had large personalities, so almaā€™s never really been shy around adults, even as a kid sheā€™d speak to them in a forthright, confident manner, and because she was always surrounded by adults, sheā€™s always seemed a bit wise beyond her years.
ā€” very much a consolidation of every character in the secret history. has a morbid longing for the picturesque at all costs. obsessed with w.h. auden and the beat poets. ā€” ā€aestheticism is the only thing worth pursuing and even that is pointlessā€ ā€” is majoring in classical civilisation. can read ancient greek and latin. also speaks french.
ā€” studies hard and plays hard. she gets top marks but itā€™s because academia is literally her life, she loves the smell of libraries, the ancient smoke of learning, of feeling like old wine in a new bottle reincarnated from the bones of some old, dead witchy woman who invented a cure for cowpox or somethin.
ā€” isnā€™t a foward-planner, however. alma prefers to leave her options open, play the field, live in a spontaneous manner so her study style is mostly cramming a few days before a test, or staying up all night writing an essay on a massive adrenaline boost powered by red bull or probably adderall, scribbling (or typing) furiously into the night.
ā€” pretentious motherfucker. loves poetry, especially the romantics, loves morbid ones too, edgar allen poe, sylvia plath, allen ginsberg, she just loves them all. canā€™t get enough. her favourite films are likeā€¦. wanky artfilm independent european cinema. especially french new wave. ā€œwhat do you think of goddardā€™s work??ā€ while snorting a line off someoneā€™s sink at 5am on a school night, but you can bet sheā€™ll make it to that 9am class. ā€” very intelligent and beautiful and knows both of those facts. plays devilā€™s advocate. humanitarian, vegan. ā€” judgemental but takes great care not to appear so. petty and vindictive
ā€” obsessively devours mystery and thriller novels. she herself is a gillian flynn book waiting to happen. ā€” tries to be an enigma. wants to be mysterious and unreadable because thatā€™s what books have taught her makes women desirable and interesting and cool. very amy dunne in the way she expertly reinvents herself to suit her audience, when she wants to impress
ā€” act like the flower but be the serpent under it. is a user. manipulative. leads people on. will throw another student under the bus to demonstrate her own intelligence and integrity ā€” heavily involved in the theatre society. loves attention. ā€” has an addictive personality. seems unable to do anything in a small dose, she has to let it utterly consume her. with sports, sheā€™s fiercely competitive, runs track, played lacrosse at school, now is a cheerleader probably. with alcohol, itā€™s never a shot, itā€™s a whole bottle ā€“ wine or whiskey ā€“ sheā€™ll be table dancing before the nightā€™s up and making out with someone sheā€™ll regret in the morning.
ā€” her clothing style is likeā€¦. vintage thrift store but make it preppy. berets and cute hats, neck scarves, large fluffy cardigans or like those leathery jackets with big suede fringes on them, mini skirts (very 70s), and knee-high socks or boots. quite often sheā€™ll be in sports kit, maybe a cute tennis skirt, n when sheā€™s feeling casual sheā€™ll wear like, a talking heads tshirt with a pair of mom jeans and converse, but otherwise, the library is her catwalk. ā€” relates to ophelia from hamlet and sibyl vane in dorian gray. weirdly obsessed with women who commit suicide. loves jackson pollock paintings and abstract art. ā€“ likes old things. old books, old music, old houses, it reminds her of happier times like when she wasnā€™t alive. buys all her music on vinyl and has a gramophone because ā€œthe sound quality is betterā€ kfdsjj.
plots.
here are some generic wanted plots but by all means message me so we can flesh them out more if any strike ur interest:
study buddies !! someone who is equally unprepared and so spends all night in the library with alma before a big deadline, maybe they even met in the library
if theyā€™re from new england or vermont, then cousins . second cousins / extended family / family friends ā€“ Ā probably spat volavons on your character once as children, omg childhood friends !
people who live in perkins n feel like they r constantly competing with one another to keep their place as one of the #elite only know each other from brief interactions in the lift or the canteen
honestly someone who is fully in love with her or crushing on her that she can just break would be sweet :/ or on the other hand someone she unexpectedly gets feelings for and actually wants to guage her own Ā eyeballs out bc of it
frinds !! unlikely friends !! toxic friends !! former best friends separated by sporting or academic rivalries !
hockey / cheer friends who are on other teams but who she absolutely loves playin against!!!
fellow academics who like meeting up to discuss latin and greek ! gimme a secret society bonding by their love of ancient learning
i reckon sheā€™s in a lot of societies, definitely the film club, maybe works as a projectionist at the uni cinema if they have one so give me ppl affiliated with that, give me fellow wanky pretentious art-lovers and poets and historians who will go to museums and galleries with her and listen to the velvet underground on vinyl
people she gets mortally fucked off her tits with at parties
people who think she is throwing her academic potential away by caving to hedonistic impulse
A SECRET SOCIETY !!! honestly i would die for a slug club esque thing in which the children of notable families are invited to dinners OR almaā€™s also an art forger, so maybe like a club of students set up to basically forge paintings and documents from the university special collections
people she has drunkenly made out with, hooked up with, or regularly sleeps with casually, maybe even a friend w benefits she is repressing feelings for, i love angst,
people she used to date or unrequitedly likes, but to them itā€™s just a physical thing, give me all the thirsty angst plots, and maybe some softness too, i need some religion in this girls life, she is a roman catholic after all
full biography.
alma olive putnam.
intro.
Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā the girl is a knife. razor-sharp, double-edged, the bright shine of a two-faced, lovely thing. silver like the secrets you magpie thief from other heads. youā€™re a scavenger of knowledge, of tidbits, of gossip to lock away for later use and late-night re-inspection. a mind is like a clock if you get to learn the pieces. bit by bit, you dismantle the inner workings of the brains that tick around you ā€“ how easy it is to change itā€™s path, how words and their meanings can make a person laugh or cry in an instant. to have the power to control that is to be a god. itā€™s the power trip you crave wielding pom-poms in your hands; a possessive need for control that a younger you, small and weak, never had as a child. small lips, smaller smile, a doll clutched in your too-hungry fingers, hard enough to shatter the bones of a real infant. you cut your hair with your motherā€™s kitchen scissors before the autumn falls, rendering you out of season, unfit for the cold weather that beats against the nape of your neck, where a stick-and-poke marks the star you were born under ; the bull. ā€œmama, when will i be a queen?ā€ as soon as they find a crown small enough not to slip from your head.
biography.
Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā if you get hungry enough, they say, you start eating your own heart. hands red, stained by pomegranate seeds, the empty pulp of its shell splattered on your thighs you find yourself wondering ā€“ what would it be like to want? in the beginning, you never knew hunger. twins, born under the same star, you first, him second ā€“ a nuclear family. never a sister to compete with, you were always the cherry pie of your parentsā€™ hearts. white-haired, blue-eyed, beautiful baby of mine. the townhouse in vermont and the summer house in lyon, you wanted for nought, showered with attention, saddled with gifts - hardly a wonder you came to rely on such affection as a confirmation of your own worth.
Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā at eight years old you first met death, blood on a gingham-print dress, a smear of it over your cheekbone and the pulp of a mangled animal at your feet murdered by the hands of a stable boy. ā€œalma, my precious baby, you get away from that filth,ā€ your mama would cry from the upstairs balcony ā€“ cigar in one hand and a bloody mary in the other ā€“ though whether the filth she referred to was the dead pig or the boy with a kernel of corn in his mouth, you never did find out.
Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā your family earned their keeps in farming, great-grandfather wolfgang hildegarde a german immigrant, great-grandmother maura lisbon a prairie girl. they fell hopelessly in love between troughs and pig-shit, working for three dollars a day at a farm their descendants would later own, trade deals with the indians, vacations to calcutta, your father todd putnam in the kind of sheepskin coat his fatherā€™s father could only dream of owning. he worked hard so that youā€™d never have to. your mama once asked ā€“ you heard it through the window, rounding cartwheels across the picket-fenced lawn ā€“ could he not find a respectable career rather than selling shrink-wrapped pork for a dime a dozen? that blood money had no business raising a child. you look far back enough, edie, your father had said in his low, strong voice that could bring a civil war to silence, and i think youā€™ll find that all money is blood money.
Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā language was never fickle on your tongue, french dinner time talk by the time you were out of your hush puppy shoes, your mama fixing the au pair a smile as she fixed herself another martini. you learned the clarinet at four and how to dance with the grace of a swansong at six, ethereal under a spotlight, an audience captive in the palm of your hand. by eight you knew that youā€™d always been destined to be loved. loved so hard they would want to taste you, bite into the soft plump of your cheek and eat you alive. that was how magnetic you wanted to feel. but mother hamsters eat their own young when penned in together too long, and soon you became too wild, too restless, another package on your fatherā€™s delivery invoice, box-shipped out to english boarding school.
Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā fitting in had never been something you had to concern yourself with. you were always the shiny new toy the other girls wanted to play with, bright like a dropped coin from a magpieā€™s beak. wherever you went, you seemed to leave a trail of awe, pig-tailed harrietā€™s adoring you, imitating you, teachers forgiving your class-time chatter for the sake of your wild heart and the restless spirit you possessed. tell us what itā€™s like in the states, alma. theyā€™d coo, enamoured by your hollywood drawl. does your father own a gun? you hardly knew. barely even knew the colour of his hair, for the scarce amount of times heā€™d stoop to kiss your cheek, though youā€™d tell silver-tongued tales if itā€™d guaranteed you an audience. when you learned how to smile at the right times, and that flattery would get you everywhere, it soon became apparent that charm would pave the yellow brick road to success even when your lack of drive couldnā€™t.
Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā the road you followed ā€“ gum-snapping, roller-blading, friendship bands all up your arm ā€“ eventually led you to radcliffe. bright-eyed and gingham skirted, youā€™d always known you were more. there was a hunger in you to be something extraordinary, a want so adamant to be imagined and desired that it was almost savage. in leather-bound volumes and a circle of stones, you were helen of troy, the girl for whom theyā€™d launch a thousand ships. but thereā€™s so much rage within you, collecting like sawdust in cavernous parts. hockey helped. there was something grounding about the feeling of a stick clasped in your hands. sweat. stiff knuckles. feet pounding the earth. the smash of wood against flesh in the scram of a game, passed off as mere enthusiasm. ā€œslipped, sorry.ā€ hockey is the one thing you had that was yours alone ā€“ a feral instinct that motivates you to play; something primitive within you that sparks an energy like no other. on the pitch, you feel alive. you feel like a god.
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isthisatlantis Ā· 5 years
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About me tag!
i was tagged by @penicillinjimin and @jogeumdeo thank u loves šŸ’œšŸ’œ
1. How tall are you?
Iā€™m 163 cm or 5ā€²4
2. What color and style is your hair?
itā€™s dark brown, slightly curly, past my shoulders and i usually have it in a ponytail or bun
3. What color are your eyes?
brown
4. Do you wear glasses?
I donā€™t need them but sometimes i wear fake ones for the fashion of itĀ 
5. Do you wear braces?
nope and never have
6. Whatā€™s your fashion sense?
very varied, lots of hoodies, high waisted jeans, long skirts or dresses in the summer, t shirts
7. Full name?
Nina (I dont have a middle name and my last name iā€™m not ever gonna try, itā€™s always mispronounced)
8. Where were you born?
capital of slovenia, ljubljana
9. What kind of student are you?
a very stressed one jdhfhdfjd perfectionist, amibitious if itā€™s something iā€™m passionate abt, very visual, i get good grades and have very nice organized notes (iā€™m pretty proud of them)
10. Do you enjoy school?
I do but again if im passionate abt the subjects... i didnt like my last college major so i didnt enjoy it much but iā€™m gonna be doing a different major now and iā€™m looking forward to it a lot. overall tho i still like school bc i love learning and i need the structure it gives my lifeĀ 
11. Favorite subject
economics (funny bc I was studying biotech)
12. Favorite TV Shows
good omens, the good fight, the blacklist, boston legal, major crimes, sanctuary, stargate, the x files, endeavour (these are the ones i rewatch regularly)
13. Favorite Movies
x men: first class, captain america: winter soldier, venom, van helsing, maurice, wilde, uhhhh i cant think of any more but there def are more
14. Favorite Books
i have to say good omens and maurice again, also sherlock holmes (any story i love all of them!!)
15. Favorite Past-time
listening to music, drawing, watching tv shows, bujo-ing, sometimes i like to cook, also pretenting iā€™m getting my life together, thats always fun
16. Do you have any regrets?
nothing major, maybe not staying in touch with a few particular people from my pastĀ 
17. Dream Job
well im gonna be studying criminology so something in that field
18. Would you ever get married?
the idea of marrying my dream girl sounds appealing but in real life itā€™s just a whole lot of legal stuff that i donā€™t wanna get into
19. Would you like to have kids?
no, but iā€™m not gonna say for sure that iā€™ll never change my mind
20. Do you like shopping?
i have major spender guilt so not really but i love fashion and clothes so also yes...but only if the stores arent crowded
21. Scariest Nightmare Youā€™ve Had
i donā€™t remember ever having a really scary nightmare
22. Any enemies?
i somehow fall out with ppl pretty fast but i never actually know why jkdfkajhf none are like plotting againts me tho i hope
23. Any significant others?
just my best friends, theyre significant šŸ„ŗ
24. Do you believe in miracles?
yes i do, because by some miracle im still out here living a pretty decent life
25. How are you?
right now im pretty good actually
Iā€™m tagging @wtfhoeseok @pjmlog @lolacouldnotcareless @pjmskosmos @hosnack @taesseok @taetae-euphoria @vjimin @yoonminos only if u wanna do it šŸ’œ
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so my evil coworker made an insinuation (she communicates primarily thru insinuation rather than any actual commitment 2 any actual stance) tht the tribunal which hears equality cases needs mechanisms 2 combat false claims of discrimination + i like called her out + was like yk actually self reporting of discrimination among minority groups is incredibly reliable + matches up w other 'objective' methods of measuring discrimination + fear mongering around false claims of discrimination is entirely disingenuous + jst used to fuel distrust of minorities + ease the consciences of powerful groups. but like it wasn't this straight forward or linear @ all i said those things in like 4 or 5 different installments bc she kept trying to like. i can't even put it into words basically but like OK basically when she first said it i was like "do u mean false claims of discrimination? bc thats not rlly a major issue like at all" + she was like "no i mean (says what she said the first time but in even more vague terms)" + i was like ''OK but are u talking abt false claims of discrimination, bc if so i think ur wrong, i think theres dishonest fear mongering around how much of an actual risk that is'' + she was like "no i mean (meaningless sentence fragment which she does not complete but assumes i will read whatever i think is the good kind thing to say into her silence)" + thru out this she is giving me Looks like im being mean + she feels under attack (the dykephobia of it!! Haven't made a post abt how disgusting she obviously finds lesbians bc i literally can't verbalize it) + then im like "OK, yes or no, was your comment (which i then repeat bc she often lies abt what shes said/meant) abt false claims of discrimination?" + shes silent for ages w this face of shock like its so unbelievable anyone wld ever be so mean + rude as to hold her accountable for anything shes ever said or done ever. + i think by staying silent she was expecting me to jump in + like apologise or elaborate or whatever but i didnt + eventually she said 'yes' + I said "OK, well what im saying is that that is wrong bc xyz" + then she was like "well I jst think its interesting tht (something entirely irrelevant as if its what shes been saying the entire time bc shes literally a demon)".
+ i never like calling ppl out but i kno i have a moral duty to do it + i also kno not saying anything will ultimately only make me feel worse, Your Silence Will Not Protect You, etc, but the thing is in the past i don't that regularly encounter ppl who Need to b called out bc i choose to spend time w ppl who actually have souls so its jst rlly wearing me down being around someone who i have to call out @ least 3 times a week, + especially someone who reacts so pathetically as her. + my hands are always shaking + i find it impossible 2 focus in the aftermath bc i find it so scary + im jst glad i havent cried yet tho idk how.
i can feel her sapping my energy + honestly my kindness. i find myself having rlly mean thoughts abt her which aren't justifiable by virtue of her own flaws e.g. this week ive kept thinking of her as rlly stupid + ive never like disparaged someones intelligence before or like not since i was a kid + I kno its an unjustifiable practice but i keep thinking of her in those terms. + not jst using the language but like the feelings behind them are clearly motivated by my disdain fr her intellectual capacity. so this is also sth i have 2 worry abt. i didnt think tht was sth i had in me
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