#i have more but regularly only wear like 3. need more tho bc they all have paint and plaster on them š
any hcs on p1dude and p2dude?????? :0000000
YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! Iām sure Iāve made lots of posts of my hcs about them in the past but thatās been a while so ššššš
P1-
ā¢He has multiple mental illnesses.. and autism.
ā¢He has old and new sh scars
ā¢He is a HUGE nerd. He lowkey wants someone to share all the knowledge he knows with but yknow..heās scared of everyone and paranoid. He would say heās fine being a loner but he really wouldnāt mind having a friend. It will just take him a while to get used to having one.
ā¢If he makes a friend, heās gonna be at their side all the time. He swears itās only because he wants to protect them from others because āthey donāt know whatās going on like he doesā but itās really just because he wants human interaction.. so if he trusts someone somehow, they have to deal with him a lot.
But I can also see him having times where he just suddenly ghosts them bc heās having mental breakdowns and doesnāt reach out.
ā¢Heās shy!!! And he can have a hard time talking to others. I feel like sometimes he doesnāt even wanna talk while heās around a friend tho, like being just around them while he works on his own thing makes him happy. He both hates and loves silence.
ā¢Has a really hard time sleeping. He doesnāt like letting his guard down. So he stays up probably on his couch in his living room all night, gun near by until he either falls asleep or he just doesnāt go to sleep for days on end. (Which leads to him getting eye bags)
ā¢He loves baggy clothes & clothes that just covers him up a lot in general. Thatās why he decides to wear that trench coat AND sweater :/
ā¢Has a weird relationship with religion. Sometimes he will just think about god and whatnot for hours on end but other times even slightly thinking about religion sends him into a mental breakdown.
ā¢His hair is greasy af!!! I think he actually does have a semi normal shower schedule but he just gets the cheapest shampoo ever. That or he doesnāt even use shampooā¦ like he just gets his hair wet and calls it a day.
ā¢ OKAY SORRY FOR A ROMANCE HC BUTā¦. I think he would love someone holding his hand :3 or laying on him.. Heās very touched starved. Oh he also blushes easily š
ā¢ Animal lover!
P2-
ā¢Has lots of mental issues too.. but heās learned how to deal with them a bit better.
ā¢He LOVES nu-metal. Heād dress even more goth if his wife wouldnāt give him shit for it.
ā¢Heās kinda good at socializing but also not??? Like he can talk to restaurant workers and all those types of people pretty well and can actually be really friendly but heās also accidentally really creepy. Like sometimes he zones out and will just end up looking at someone for a long time without noticing. And if he likes someone, he gets in their personal space without thinking about it as well.
And heās also kinda easily annoyed. It doesnāt take much for him to make him feel like threatening someone lol
ā¢Bi :3 He goes to the gay bar near his place somewhat regularly on the weekend since around the time him and his wife started having issues. (Why donāt people make fics about p2 going to that place,ā¦like??? Itās canon he lives close to a gay club and no one does anything with it?? š) I think he has a male lean also.
ā¢Heās not good at standing still most of the time. If heās up he has to be moving in some type of way and if heās sitting, heās bouncing his leg.
ā¢Tsundere. He has to make jokes or tease someone when they are being nice to him. Heās not used to it so itās how he copes :/
ā¢Sleeps on the couch bc his wife takes up the bed. He doesnāt wanna sleep near her or touch her anyways.
ā¢Once he leaves him, he doesnāt clean up after himself at all in the trailer LOL so many things are just thrown around (itās kinda canon but whatever)
ā¢He never eats a good meal and doesnāt bother cooking for himself often. He needs someone to look after him when it comes to his health like p1. Smh
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I posted 417 times in 2022
That's 417 more posts than 2021!
102 posts created (24%)
315 posts reblogged (76%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@an-ungraceful-swan
@frayro-called-frey
@fromthemouthofkings
@shipsgaysfordays
@bitch-is-ace
I tagged 245 of my posts in 2022
Only 41% of my posts had no tags
#bel rants about random shit - 60 posts
#ask bel - 25 posts
#bel gays homosexually - 24 posts
#bel rants about hp - 19 posts
#bel rants about marauders - 19 posts
#bel procrastinates - 18 posts
#asks - 15 posts
#marauders era - 14 posts
#important - 13 posts
#bel writes - 13 posts
Longest Tag: 124 characters
#like 'i don't want to be a woman but i don't want to be not a woman' and assumed i was just. a woman who kinda had to settle
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
āØthe queueāØ: a guide
the queue is great! it's helpful if you want to post regularly or if you have lots of posts you want to reblog but don't want to do all at once.
you can queue posts by either a) clicking the reblog button > clicking the arrow next to it once it opens the page where you can add comments > selecting 'add to queue'; or
b) going into settings > clicking on the part that says 'labs' (where tumblr has new features they're working on) > turning on 'fast queue' (this adds a new icon next to the 'reply' and 'reblog' icons where you basically reblog a post but 'add to queue' is the default).
and why would i want to post regularly, you ask? well, the more you post (and the more diverse posts you have), the more likely it is for your posts to reach more people. accurate tags help with this, too. it also helps if you need to post at a consistent schedule for whatever reason, but can't always log on at the same time every day.
if you want to queue your posts at more random times, go into labs and turn on 'queue 2.0'. this enables a more detailed way to schedule your queued posts. i had to play around with it before i found something i liked, and i suggest you do too.
that's it
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15 questions 15 tags
ty @shipsgaysfordays for the tag <33
Nickname: tortilla (from @fruutcake)
Height: fucking short lmao under 5 ft even though i'm fully grown
Last thing I googled: 'chapbook publishers' bc i'm trying to figure out if that's something i want to do
Song stuck in my head currently: line without a hook (she's a, she's a lady, and i am just a boy) <3
Number of followers: with the excessive amounts of porn bots? 47
Amount of sleep: ah. um it's inconsistent but on average 9-ish hours?
Dream job: university professor, author, maybe architect? or artist, i want that gay literature major kinda vibe. probably gonna be a ux researcher or sum tho
Wearing: pjs
Movie/book that summarizes me: anne with an e <3
Favorite song currently: r u mine? by arctic monkeys or dandelions by ruth b
Aesthetic: solarpunk/goblincore/light academia
Favorite authors: rick riordan? i don't read enough
Random fact: when a pig gets a cold or cough they shoot their intestines out of their anus and the farmer has to stuff it back in
no pressure y'all: @fruutcake @bitch-is-ace @frey-the-they @4remus @presidentroarie @too-many-fandoms-to-explore @an-ungraceful-swan @whooshsoohw @kara-night-light @that-bitch-kat3 @ihopeyoubothstaysafefromharm @fromthemouthofkings @adharastarlight @linh-song @xanadaus
(ik i don't interact with half of u sorry i wanted to hit 15)
20 notes - Posted December 18, 2022
#3
writing a new marauders fic where all the marauders in the afterlife react to harry's daily life (not his war stuff but like his cringe everyday stuff)
21 notes - Posted November 8, 2022
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new tag game!
featuring: questions i never really see
1. a time period you feel you'd do well in: the 1970s
2. a mythical animal you wish you could be: a dragon
3. your favourite time of day: sunset
4. the main character that's the most like you: anne shirley-cuthbert
5. your favourite flower: sunflowers
6. a universe you would love to be in: the potterverse (without the terf part)
7. the aesthetic you wish you had: downtown girl/skater girl
8. a character you would love to be: beth harmon
9. a character you would be best friends with: anne shirley-cuthbert
10. your favourite outfit to wear: my band outfit; aka a dress shirt and wide-leg linen pants
tags: @fruutcake @shipsgaysfordays @bitch-is-ace @an-ungraceful-swan @too-many-fandoms-to-explore @frayro-called-frey @fromthemouthofkings @4remus @presidentroarie @kara-night-light and anyone who wants to do it!
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My #1 post of 2022
okay, but what if peter didn't exist and regulus was in his place and james and remus took sirius and regulus's last name and the marauders were all the blacks and they went to see walburga and were like 'hey mom!' and walburga fucking flips
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another helping of living w/ bakugou thoughts:
pls i am so sorry, i feel like i bombard yāall with these constantly, but u donāt understand, he literally lives in my brain full time
- if youāre rolling your sleeves up, to wash your hands before dinner, heāll whack your hands away and do it himself. very muchĀ āyouāre takinā too long, idiot. i wanna eat already. let me do it.ā,, donāt be fooled tho, you could do it in 2.5 seconds and heād still open his mouth. bc it has absolutely nothing to do with u and everything to do with him wanting to be close to you
-ik he watches the mha equivalent of the history channel. i just know it. dude is a grandpa at heart, n im so confident he would 100% sit down and watch a 3 hr docu on like, old weaponry or some nerdy shit
-bakugou is annoyingly arrogant, but only about things that donāt matter. like, heāll fully sit in front of you and tell you heās stronger/faster/smarter in passing conversation,, but when he does actually impressive shit??? the man clams up. absolutely clams up the second you praise him, trying to brush off whatever ridiculous feat he just pulled to protect u with aĀ āItās not that big a deal, shut up about it already, dumbass.āĀ
- pls mans is an absolute simp. u ask him to do something and heās on his feet in a second. ofc heās complaining but heās also then following that up by doing things you didnāt even ask him to do. fan behavior honestly.
-when youāve had a bad day, heāll make u food and throw blankets in the dryer for u. donāt expect much verbal comforting from him, bc obviously, but heās pretty good with actions. you always feel a little warmer after heās wrapped you in a blanket n fed you something ungodly spicy
- i have absolutely no basis for this but ik he secretly watches kids movies. like, if itās animated then heās there. ofc no one is allowed to find out about thisĀ āembarrassingā behavior tho, except maybe you. maybe. if you accidentally happen to see it bc heād never tell u himself.
- heās a beast to wake up in the morning, but heās a lot more easy to convince if u pet his hair. or rub his back/shoulders. maybe even kiss his neck. look, u cannot tell me that he doesnāt want to be absolutely coddled in the morning- especially when he can get away with it so easily.Ā
-bakugou always pulls ur legs into his lap if u sit down next to him. pls heās so weird, heāll just like, tap his fingers on ur calves absentmindedly while heās watching tv
-he probably created a playlist of songs ur āallowedā to play around him. meaning, itās only the songs on ur phone that he likes š
-bakugou always takes his work phone calls outside. like if his phone rings heāll just stand up n walk tf out the door to take it. even if itās cold. u ask him once about it n he just āWork stays at work. This is my fuckinā home. Now shut up about it already.ā
-youāve never once seen this man wearing socks around the house. donāt ask me, i cannot explain this whatsoever, but i just kno this man walks around constantly barefoot š¤¢š¤® unfortunately.
-heās like, the most functional person ever in almost every aspect, but the stuff katsuki is bad at?? pls he is hopelessly bad. like, lets say art stuff. omg he just doesnt have the patience for it, okay, so say goodbye to any dreamļæ¼s of cute lil coupleās crafts. like, heāll sit there while u do yours, but his will look like utter shit
- during the week, katsuki is either at work, training, or at home. pls, he works so hard during the day that i highly doubt heās anything but an absolute homebody during the work week.
- bakugou gets pissy if u re-arrange any of the furniture on a whim. pls he likes comfort and familiarity n if he stubs his toe on the stupid coffee table one more fucking time, heās going to scream
-its a rare occurance,, especially bc of the crazy hours he works,, but bakugou rlly likes making dinner for u to come home to. he just likes to feel like heās taking care of u tbh
-he still goes to bed at like 8:30. or thats what u think, but rlly he just goes to sit in your room and have some time to himself for a bit. as much as he loves u, he prob still needs some alone time to recharge
-bakugou takes meticulous care of any plants u have in the house. like heāll water them on a strict-ass schedule, n preen them when necessary. pls the way heāll curse them out if they even dare to wilt under his care?? very much āWhat the hell, you bitch? ām doinā everything fuckinā perfect! Grow already!ā
-katsuki is such a little bitch when heās sick. heāll be running like a 103 temp, brain literally melting, and still trying to get up and work out. the only way u can get him to chill the hell out is if u take a nap with him. ofc that means u always get sick too,, but hey- lil sacrifices right??
-he never lets you get the door. like, if thereās a knock n neither of u knows who it could be,, pls heās on his feet so fast. waving u away n looking thru the keyhole w/ sm suspicion
-he has his spot on the couch, n u will not find him sitting anywhere else. like, thatās his spot. u better pray for anybody who mistakenly takes it
-bakugou doesnāt like dirt or grime, so he wonāt allow you or himself, to sit on your bed with clothes that have been outside. like, even if youāre just sitting on top of the covers, heās gonna throw a fit and demand you change your clothes first bcĀ āNo way in hell am I gonna let your dumbass dirty up my bed.ā
-katsuki rlly likes when it storms outside. heāll go sit in front of the window and watch the rain, sipping on a warm drink while he waits for more thunder.Ā
-living with bakugou is incredibly frustrating, bc heāll just show up with new skills all of the goddamn time. like youāll be like, āhmm iād love to remodel the bathroom somedayā,, and the very next weekend bakugou is meticulously re-tiling the bathroom floor by hand, probably also painting the walls in a new color, maybe even installing a new sink just to spruce it up. n then heāll just present the entirely new, upgraded room with such weird nonchalance that it pisses u off. pls and if you watch him while he does these little projects,Ā with all the weird precision and skill he suddenly gains?? pls youāre sure he must be possessed by the ghost of a craftsman
- when he hangs out with the bakusquad, heāll drag you along every time. he expects you to sit with him the entire time and act as a social buffer?? basically, someoneāll ask him a question, one he deems stupid and therefore not worth answering, and bakugou will just look at you expectantly. heāll just stare at you blankly, hardly even blinking until you pick up the slack and answer for him. you call him out on this many times, but it doesnāt matter. it doesnāt change anything. he does this over and over and over again
-bakugou gets really unsettled when you guys fight. like, he canāt sleep and heās snapping at everybody, and is somehow more aggressive than usual. he always wants to just make up already, but the pride in the way wonāt allow it
-heās a weird stickler about intended furniture functionality?? like, the table is for eating, and the couch is for watching tv, and then only way youāre gonna get him to mix the two is if you ask him rlly rlly nicely
-finally- i have no basis for this one, but ik it in my heart: bakugou has a very intense fight with your thermostat nearly every single day. he swears up and down that it never ābehavesā for him, but every time you check it, itās working perfectly fine
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ahahhaa sorry yāall for the super random spam today,, but here were are back to our regularly scheduled bakugou programming,,,, bc idk if itās obvious ur honor, but i love him
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Haikyuu boyfriends on insta pt. 4ā¼ļø
These are pretty fun to make even tho it takes me a hot minute š„µ
Iām really glad to see you guys enjoying these! So hereās part 4!
(Iām currently working on the flower shop requests and another boyf on insta request so have these crumbs while I get my shit together š)
The bois: Kuroo, Tsukishima, Kenma
Kuroo:
I think itās pretty canon that Kuroo wears the big boy pants in any relationship really
So today you had decided to steal the big boy pants and wear them yourself š¤
Holding the door open to let him walk first
Keeping him on the safe side of the road
Today you were a āØgentlemanāØ
You guys were on your way to hang out with some friends that you hadnāt seen in a while
Being 3rd years truly drained you both
Ngl at first Kuroo was probably like ??????wtf
And there were probably a lot of times when he just ripped the big boy pants off of you unconsciously
āBabe be careful here hold on to my armā
āO okayš„ŗš„ŗā
Cue 3 seconds later
āš³no no youāre holding on to my arm and being careful testuš¤ā
āBabe you canāt reachā listen those little handles on the train??? Theyāre way too far up
N e ways exceptions had to be made and you had to hold on to your big boi Kuroo š
But only for a while because a few stations later people had started to get off and there was more room to move
Your friends had gotten on the train by now and you guys were heading to ā¼ļøthe final destination ā¼ļø
YāallwereonyourwaytoaVRarcade
Your friends quickly caught on that you were acting like Kuroo and thatās when one of them came up with the brilliant idea
āYou should do the whole kissing thing u know? The one where one leans back and you lean forwardā (idk what itās called this is my best attempt at explaining š)
You immediately agreed and got excited to show just how big the big boy pants were
Ofc Kuroo agreed bc wbk youāre /both/ crackheads
What you didnāt account for, was his weight in your boiled spaghetti arms š
The picture you see up there is one of ā10 pictures taken before disasterā
The second after this picture you were both tumbling down to the cold hard ground on the trainš
Kuroos ass? Broke. Your knees? Broke. Your friends? Laughing so hard they broke.
Maybe the big boy pants were too big on you after all š
But we love dom daddy Kuroo so itās okay š„ŗš
Tsukishima:
Remeber the insta post about Ushijima?? Where heās bent all weird to hug you??
Yeah that wonāt happen with our boy skinny penis Tsukishima
Which is why you had to find some way to reach his lips if you wanted a kiss
And thatās why weāre here š
You guys had been at the cinema with the other first years and weāre now walking around just chatting
You were holding Keis hand swinging it back and forth as you talked animatedly with Yachi.
One thing led to another and to be completely honest you werenāt sure how you ended up in this situation-
But now you were jumping trying to reach Keis face to give him a smooch
Yachi was laughing saying how she told you so
Tsukishima was smirking bc heās a ******* ***** ** **** š
So you simply did what you had to do
ParkourāingĀ moving your way forward untill you found what you were looking for š¤
A bench š
So anyone else mightāve just walked over there calmly and stood on it but nO
You dragged that noodles lookin ass with you as you zoomEDšš»āāļøšāāļøš
And thatās the story of how it took you a good 20 minutes to get a boyfriend from your kiss a kiss from your boyfriend
Luckily Yachi took a picture and now you have a new lock screen š„ŗāØ
Kenma
Listen,, you arenāt an outdoorsy person
In fact you generally prefer to stay inside in your room with Kenma
But you and Kenma hadnāt gone on a date in so long š„ŗ
A gaming date would be fun but it wouldnāt be a date bc you always do that
Neither would a cooking date be one
Or a movie date
Basically at home thereās nothing to do that you guys donāt already regularly do
SO you wanted to go camping bc why not š
āY/n there was a bug in the living room 1 week ago and you werenāt able to step a foot there until yesterdayā
āBut weāll be in a tentā
āYouāre allergic to pollen and grassā
āB bu-ā
āNot to mention you wouldnāt survive without the ac bc you overhearā
āAlright alright I get itā š
So- there goes your hopes and dream
Or so you thought āØ
Kenma is the best boyfriend tbh.. heās always thinking ahead and somehow always finds a way to do things you want to do but in a way that ensures both of you 100% enjoyment
So when you got home after a long day you were confused
Why is there a tent? In the living room?? Decorated with fairy lights????
āWeāre going camping, without bugs and allergies.. and with WiFi and a comfortable sleeping placeā
You didnāt know what to say, or what to do so you just kinda stood there š²~shook~š²
āI also got snacksā
Thatās all you needed to run into your shared room, get into kenmas comfortable clothes, bring some plushies and zoom back out to the living room.
Kenma just chuckled and patted the spot infront of the laptop but before you went and kissed the **** out of him you had one last important business.
Turn the aircon on highš¤ bc youāll be damned if you donāt end up getting cuddles bc youāre overheating š¤
And well thatās how you spent your weekend, in your little living room tent with your boyfriend. Cuddling, laughing, kissing and all that good stuff š„ŗ
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ok letās talk SUNSCREEN
SO the UV filters available in the US can at this point be considered truly terrible. One of the main reasons youāre supposed to reapply sunscreen every two hours is that many of the filters we use are destroyed by the very UV radiation they are designed to block. Killed in the line of duty, thank you for your sacrifice, etc. Counterpoint: sunscreen is gross and reapplying it every two hours is the worst. I am not doing that. Fortunately, Europe and Japan/Korea have been much quicker to approve newly developed more stable UV filters for use and at this point they have some really good ones. They also have much better UVA protection, both because of the better filters available and better labeling regulations.
A quick simplified summary: UVB causes sunburns, is directly absorbed by DNA strands which causes the mutations that lead to skin cancer, SPF measures protection against this only. UVA does more generic damage, creates free radicals associated with aging, wrinkles, collagen loss, pigmentation, etc. etc., but can also contribute to immunosuppression and therefore skin cancer. Itās more complex than this obviously but thatās not really the point of this post.
My sunscreen criteria: I hate wearing sunscreen. However, Accutane + sun = an extremely bad time. My ideal sunscreen is something that doesnāt feel disgusting to wear so I will wear it regularly in the first place (i.e. dry-touch), something I ideally donāt have to reapply super often under normal daily use (i.e. photostable UV filters, water-resistant when necessary), and has maximum protection. As long as Iām wearing it, I also want as much UVA protection as I can find, without compromising the former criteria.
Note: The sunscreens I tried are almost all chemical UV filters and several are loaded with alcohol, so if that upsets your skin then proceed with caution/ask me for a specific rec!
Note 2: All of these are SPF50+ (the highest rating allowed in the EU (meaning they tested at at least SPF60) unless otherwise specified *cough*Supergoop*cough*)
Best Face: Kao Biore UV Aqua Rich Watery Essence (x)
Best feel, best protection, best price point. This gets recommended everywhere for a reason. Bit of a silicone feel on the face. No white cast. Smells like alcohol at first. Really, really quality daily face sunscreen. Water resistant. Caveat that because of the alcohol I would make sure to throw a layer of moisturizer on beforehand to make sure Iām not totally drying myself out.
Also make sure you get the name exactly right, thereās a blah blah Watery Gel thatās totally different consistency, totally different filters, etc. etc. It has to be Watery Essence.
Best Body: Eucerin Sun Sensitive Protect Dry Touch Sun Gel-Cream (x)
This was a sleeper hit, so shout-out to Eucerin for the greatest body sunscreen Iāve ever tried. This stuff is SO protective and dries SO. DAMN. DRY. Zero grease somehow, feels like nothing. Itās even water resistant. I tried a couple LRP body sunscreens but they honestly arenāt worth mentioning. Eucerin or bust babey!
More Face Sunscreens:
Iāve also tried all top five sunscreens from this Stylevana listicle of Asian face SPF (x). The thing about face sunscreens that theyāve started doing is loading them up with silicones and acrylate polymers, which leaves a silicone-y feel on your skin like a makeup primer. As far as I can tell from poking through various patents, these polymers are doing a few things in the formula: a) emulsifying/stabilizing the newer/bigger UV filter molecules, and creating an occlusive layer over the UV filter molecules on the skin to a) improve water resistance and b) reduce eye stingy-ness. At first I thought I wanted to avoid these seemingly unnecessary additives but considering their function, these are all features I want/need in a face sunscreen so weāre living with them.
1. Shiseido - Anessa Perfect UV Sunscreen Skincare Milk: really good, sliiight white cast but absolutely no streaks, more like a foundation just a hair too light for my skin tone. However I canāt imagine buying this because #2 on the list is better and 1/3 the price. Medium silicone feel. Something Iād probably only break out for when I went to an outdoor summer wedding.
2. Kao - Biore UV Aqua Rich Watery Essence: I have already sung its praises.
3. MISSHA - All Around Safe Block Essence Sun Milk: closest to a US milky/greasy sunscreen experience here, though very fluid and still absorbs nicely. No silicone feel. Not a bad choice but nothing special.
4. Canmake - Mermaid Skin Gel UV: probably second favorite after Biore. Similar, bit less of a silicone feel. Iāve gotten red a couple times using this though, possibly because less silicone feel = no layer of protection against sweat/physically rubbing off? I bet this would be perfect under makeup though, itās super light.
5. COSRX - Aloe Soothing Sun Cream: SO moisturizing, almost a dewy feel that sits on your skin and never dries. I wanted to love her, but unfortunately she is so loaded with the aforementioned polymers that when you reapply/put the appropriate amount on to begin with, it completely gums up and pills and you lose all protection. Also definitely not water resistant. Probably my top pick for a winter daily face sunscreen that I wouldnāt ever be worrying about reapplying though.
Other Contenders:
La Roche-Posay Anthelios Invisible Fluid (x) and Bioderma Photoderm Max Milk (x)
These two bad boys have the highest rated UVA protection currently on the market, 46 PPD for La Roche-Posay and 42 PPD for Bioderma. The LRP is extremely watery (technically alcohol-y) and comes in a teeny bottle(though same size as a lot of these I guess) but it is The Best UVA protection money can buy. The texture is really nice too, and feels super water resistant. If Iām outside sweating or on the water in the summer, this is going on my face. I've also seen it on sale multiple times since Iāve started researching sunscreens (because itās extremely popular) so you can definitely find it in the $0.30/mL-or-less tier if you keep an eye out.
This Bioderma is cheaper and also extremely protective (thanks Helena @bronyraurmp3 for the rec!) but unfortunately it stung both my and Mr Tās eyes like a BITCH. Extremely unpleasant experiences for both of us. TBH if Iām out in midday sun, swimming or kayaking or something, Iām gonna be wearing a long-sleeved UPF rashguard to protect my arms and upper body and not worrying too much about whatever cheap greasy sunscreen I put on my legs. This Bioderma stuff would be going on my neck, ears, and hands though bc itās super water resistant.
Eucerin Sun Sensitive Protect Mattifying Fluid : bit of a white cast, really slippy texture going on and nice dry touch texture when it dried down, but drying down took foreeever. Probably really nice if youāre sensitive and pale.
Eucerin Sun Oil Control Gel-Cream Dry Touch : VERY matte and dry-touch, would have loved it if I hadnāt gotten burned using it (doesnāt have all the newest most stable UV filters). Approaching the expensive end of things too, but would be a lovely option if you really prioritize non-greasiness and donāt need the premium protection? Mr T really liked using it on his bald head lol.
Supergoop Unseen Sunscreen SPF40 (US): This is recommended many places but it has to be a joke that people are actually paying Shiseido Anessa prices for old American UV filter selection, only SPF 40, and no UVA rating to speak of, right??? (ok they do have a PA+++ rating meaning a PPD of 8-16, so. this is acceptable.) I did not test this one but damn wtf. The texture is probably nice though and it looks perfectly sheer in the photos on their website, so maybe as a last resort for darker skintones that show a white cast with everything else? At that price tho... you do you but damn.
Jigott Snail UV Sun Block : This had good reviews on Yesstyle but it sucked. White streaks, bad.
La Roche-Posay Anthelios Ultra-Light Tinted Mineral Sunscreen SPF60 (US): Another in the outdoor-wedding only price range. Thereās a tinted and a non-tinted mineral version and I ended up mixing them together to get a shade that looked pretty good on me, but needing two bottles for that puts it in the extremely ridiculous price category. Really slippy nice texture that takes a bit to dry but dries down perfectly matte. I guess the person who wants to shell out for a high end all-mineral tinted sunscreen exists somewhere out there but I would bet there are many nice cheaper mineral options out there that I havenāt tried.
And thatās it! For EU sunscreens, I was able to order them on caretobeauty.com, and Japanese/Korean ones from yesstyle.com or stylevana.com, though I had to go to eBay for the Biore and Anessa. I ordered some Biore from a seller on Amazon but they shipped from Japan and I think they got taken by customs because the last known location on the tracking info is Chicago, so finding a seller in the US that has already imported them seems like a good idea (vendor lullabellabeauty on eBay worked great for me, fwiw, I will definitely order my Biore from there in the future).
If you have specific questions about any of these, or if you have any recs you think I should try, hmu! You will be shocked Iām sure to hear I have a whole sunscreen database at this point.
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ATEEZ vs. college
Pairing: -Ā
Genre: HeadcanonĀ
Word count: 1.7k
Warnings: Swearing
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HongjoongĀ
Fine arts major with performing arts minor
Has a slightly scuffed sleep schedule but itās decent
But has a routine that he follows most of the timeĀ
Always on time for class and pays attention like his life depends on it
Gets teased by Mingi a lotĀ
Shares an apartment with SeonghwaĀ
Covered the apartment in cute DIYs bcs he wants to make the place more homely
Spends his money on artisan coffee at the overpriced cafĆ© on campusĀ
Teacherās assistantĀ
Heās very patient when it comes to tutoring students
President of the performing arts club and is usually the director for plays bcs the professor in charge trusts him a lot
Usually sticks to traditional scripts but likes to go a little bit more original whenever he feels like it
Uses the same tote bag everyday (one he made himself)
Dresses in whatever heās made himself because he thinks theyāre cute and he wants everyone to see his creations
Has to wake the others up for class he complains that itās annoying but he still does it even though no one asks him to
Practically lives in the fine arts building bcs heās there all the damn time until he has to go home
Finishes his assignments on timeĀ
āHwa, is this cute?ā
āOkayā
āThatās not an answer, assholeā
Seonghwa
Language and literature majorĀ
Is the only one with a good sleep schedule
Has a routine he sticks to
Never late to classes but zones out sometimes when heās really bored
Has to wake Hongjoong up whenever he pulls all nighters studying for tests
Works at the library because itās quiet and he moves around a lot which gives him a lot of alone timeĀ
Has to kick Yunho out a lot
Drinks expensive artisan coffee with Joong
Part of the nature club and has plants all over the apartment bcs he thinks they light up the place
Everyday is a different bag and all of them are super stylish and also seem to hold everything
Has to bring around things like tissues, bandaids, water bottles bcs he cares for his friends
Dresses well all the time even if he wakes up lateĀ
Part of the campus heartthrob line
The entire campus fawns over him even the single professors
Spends most of his time reading books wherever heās comfortable usually the park or whatever bench is the most calming
Finishes his assignments early and submits them early
āBut hyuuuuuungā
āYunho, if you donāt get your loud ass out of hereāāĀ
Yunho
Nutrition major with a dance minor
Does not have a fixed sleep schedule, he sleeps whenever he pleasesĀ
His routine is nonexistent
He does whatever he wants whenever he wants but actually isnāt that reckless
He just doesnāt really have a routine
Late to class and also doesnāt seem to be paying attention because heās preoccupied with a funny meme that Mingi sent him
Is usually the first to be awoken by Joong and always waits for his hyung to hang up because he doesnāt want to accidentally cut him off mid-sentence
Shares an apartment with Mingi
Drinks convenience store coffeeĀ
Sometimes he visits the library just to tease Hwa usually gets kicked out by said man because heās being loud
Works part time at a bakery where the owner hired him because she thought he was really sweet
President of the swimming club
Has one bag for everyday use and itās the same black backpack with random pins on it
Wears cute fuzzy sweaters when itās not hot and wears plain t shirts when itās too hot for sweaters
Spends his time at the swimming pool with Mingi
Finishes his assignments right before the deadline
āYunho, darling, how long have the muffins been in the oven?ā
āUhmā¦ā
Yeosang
Computer science major
Does not give a single flying fuck
Sleeps whenever he wants
Does whatever he wants
No one ever sees him in class but he still gets good grades
Drinks at least 4 cups of cheap coffee everyday which makes everyone wonder how his heart is still alive
Even though he sleeps at any time, he always wakes up on time and never answers Hongjoongās morning calls because he thinks itās funny
Shares an apartment with WooyoungĀ
He has a job but no one knows what it is because heās never told anyone they just know itās something he does online
Usually has to wake Wooyoung up
He just walks into his room and repeatedly calls his name until he wakes up leaves if Woo doesnāt wake up at all
Uses a simple black backpack with nothing on itĀ
No one on campus really knows anything about him because he strictly sticks to his circle of friends and no one ever sees him on campus unless heās at club events or meetings
President of the robotics clubĀ
Spends all of his time in his room when heās not on campus
Dresses in smart casual outfits (blazers, slacks, sneakers, t shirts)Ā
Is never seen doing his assignments but he still manages to finish them on timeĀ
āWoo, lookĀ this robot I madeā
āHoly shit, thatās so cool!ā
āBe careful with it!āĀ
SanĀ
Majors in danceĀ
Also kinda doesnāt give a fuckĀ
Shares an apartment with JonghoĀ
Has the most fucked up sleep scheduleĀ
He sleeps at like 7 pm right after classes and wakes up at 3 am (like his brain is programmed on another time zone)
Picks up Joongās morning call whenever he feels like it
Comes to class on the dot but sometimes just doesnāt show up at all
President of the dance clubĀ
Drinks whatever coffee he can get his hands on
Spends most of his time in the public dance studio and sometimes rents the private rooms because he wants alone timeĀ
Dresses in t shirts and sweats because he wants to be comfy
Is part of the campus heartthrob lineĀ
The girls, the gays and the theys are in love with him and love watching him dance
Volunteers at the local pet shelter because he wants to spend time with the catsĀ
Likes to go to invite himself into WooSangās apartment where he bothers Yeosang who pretends heās not there because he couldnāt care lessĀ
Doesnāt have a bagĀ
He manhandles his laptop all over the place because he really doesnāt care that much his laptop is a beast tho it handles all the shit San puts it through
Finishes his assignments whenever he wants
āSan, you should be nicer to your laptopā
āItās fineeeeāĀ
Mingi
Medicine majorĀ
Doesnāt ever seem to sleepĀ
Like ever
Disappears and reappears out of nowhere most of the time
Whenever he disappears, no one really knows where he is and he never picks up calls everyone thinks heās finally sleeping
Because heās always awake, Yunho always comes into his room to see Mingi either vibing or literally doing anything but sleep
Comes to class but is always doing something else
Prefers tea over coffeeĀ
Always picks up Joongās morning calls and greets him really loudly just to bully himĀ
Part of the swimming club with YunhoĀ
Works part time at the music studio because he likes being able to use the studios when thereās no bookings
Barely has to try to get good grades bcs his brain is so sexy big
Always filled with energyĀ
Is also really strong and quite unaware of his strengthĀ
Dresses in v casual baggy clothes and always looks really comfortable
Uses his height to tease Joong and holds his coffee above his headĀ
Playfully wrestles Jongho regularly
Has a cute orange messenger bag that he uses all the timeĀ
Finishes his assignments minutes before the deadline
āWhoever holds their breath the longest winsā
āMingi, weāre not fiveā
āI donāt care, Yun. Itās fucking funā
Wooyoung
Culinary major
Is always asleepĀ
Bothers Yeosang during the dayĀ
Has a very relaxed routine that he somewhat sticks to
Likes to break into Yeoās room to bother him but usually gets a book thrown at himĀ
Wakes up to Joongās morning call but likes to go back to sleep afterwards
Always in class but no one knows whether or not heās paying attention
The neighbours know when heās laughing but he doesnāt care because heās happyĀ
Works part time at a cafĆ©Ā
Refuses to give discounts to any of his friends because he tells them he wonāt get money that way except for Yeosang bcs he has a soft spot for his best friend
Vice president of the dance clubĀ
Dresses in casual layers (t shirts, loose button ups, jeans, sneakers)
Part of the hearthrob line
The girls, the gays and the theys love his laugh
Likes to drag San out of his apartment to do anythingĀ
Has a cute pastel backpack that he takes a lot of care of bcs he loves itĀ
Spends most of his time in the culinary building bcs he wants to learn new recipes so that he can cook for his friendsĀ
Does his assignments last minute and has missed the deadline a couple of times
āYeosang, try thisāĀ
āMmm, can I spit it out?ā
āYou fuckingāāĀ
Jongho
Sports major with a vocal minorĀ
Also has a decent sleep scheduleĀ
Drinks only coffee and proteinĀ
Doesnāt have a routine unless it involves him going to the gymĀ
Early to class and pays attention most of the time
Wakes up on time so he answers Joongās morning call just to say hi to both of his hyungs
Works as a personal trainer at the on-campus gym because he likes helping people work out
Asks San to sit on his back while he does push ups at home
The two of them are always working out togetherĀ
President of the wrestling club and the entire campus absolutely fears himĀ
Always wins wrestles against Mingi but only because he knows more technique Mingi thinks itās not fair
His love language is aggression
Likes to playfully bully his friends to the point where even theyāre slightly scared of him
Dresses casuallyĀ
Has a dark blue backpack that heās had for years and is in need of a replacement
Spends most of his time at the gym or just working out in general if heās not practicing singing
Finishes his assignments a day before the deadlineĀ
āMake sure youāre not using your back when youāre lifting thingsā
āDude, I donāt even know what muscles I use when I walkā
āYouāll figure it outāĀ
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nsfw a-z CHOI HYUNSUK (treasure)
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highly requested so i hope that youāre all happy with this and itās what you wanted š„ŗ these are so fun to writeš¤š
A = Aftercare (what theyāre like after sex)
the nicest boy on the planet. heāll get you water and will clean you up. he becomes your little puppy and would do ANYTHING for you. he asks you if youāre okay a LOT and is super soft and giggly with you. also tonnes of compliments š„ŗ
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerās)
he likes his mouth and what it can do to you. using it on any part of your body has you moaningā¦ even just gentle kisses. he likes that he has that influence on you and uses it to his advantage.
on you his fav isā¦ he doesnāt have one? he canāt find anything he likes more than the rest, everything about you is perfect to him and he tells you that regularly. but he is a big fan of your legs and how sexy they look š
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
on your face, in your mouth or on your chest. not really a fan of finishing inside because 1. he prefers safe sex 2. HE DOESN'T WANT A CHILD YET and so doesn't wanna cum in the condom either lol just in case. likes to cum on ur tits because it looks nice and it makes him cum thinking about it.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
he likes sending and receiving voice notes. itās easier to get off to when you guys arenāt together and faster than texting. enjoys phone calls too but doesnāt have time to think before he speaks on the phone so thatās why voice notes >>. plus they last forever, he can return to them at any time.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyāre doing?)
keeps it on the low because he doesnāt wanna make you think you have to ālive up to previous partnersā or āheās just using me as a statisticā but heās had a lot of sexual partners. most were romantic partners (as romantic as 3 month relationships can be) but heās probably had to relieve stress with other people on occasion. he knows what heās doing, but he doesnāt wanna compare you to other partners so he keep all of his experiences separate from whatever youāre doing together if that makes sense.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
he likes hitting it from the back, doggy all the way. his hands rest on your ass and spread your cheeks occasionally. also gives him the best angle to spit on his dick before pushing it in (doesn't just rely on spit alone as lube tho, he learnt that the hard way).
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
i wouldnāt call him goofy in the moment, but heās not serious either. heās just having a good time and so are you. he still remains the same person you see everyday, fun loving and sweet.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
the first few times he knew you were gonna do stuff, he shaved or at least trimmed. but the care slowly started fading out and he stopped doing anything down there. if you don't like it, thatās your problem, not his, itās a lot of effort to go to for someone who clearly doesnāt accept him for him.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
everything you do, itās full of love, and it shows. he treats you like his queen and nothing less.
sometimes he can be distant tho, especially during quickies, he has one goal and that is to cum, youāre simply there to assist at that time. but after heāll show you all the love in the world, heāll even thank you hehe.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
he does it in the shower most of the time. itās private and also reminds him of times heād had sex in there so itās a winner.
the idea of having sex or looking back at sex is mainly what he gets off to, but he uses porn ocassionally when heās jacking off in bed.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
PRAISE (giving)- likes to tell you when youāre doing something well and likes to let you know that you look good throughout. itās his favourite thing to do because he means it. he tells you that you look good on your knees because you do, he tells you that he loves the way you moan because he does. he recognises that this makes him vulnerable but it builds trust.
daddy- only if youāre okay with it bc some people donāt really enjoy it for obvious reasons, but he likes you calling him daddy. he likes your voice anyway, but dropping ādaddyā innocently into sentences not only turns him on but also makes him eager to please. youāre his baby girl so itās only natural that heās your daddy. he has to treat you right.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
heās up for it anywhere when heās in the mood. he loves shower sex. although a little impractical and kinda annoying at times, he loves being able to make out with you in a hot and steamy room and fuck you agasint the shower glass.
heās also a fan of just basic on the bed, on top of the sheets. itās convenient and hard to mess up.
both places mentioned he considers quite romantic too, which is why he likes them.
very very very turned on by the idea of fucking you in a bathroom or dressing room backstage but he isnāt sure if youād be up for it or not, definitely something youād have to initiate but heās love it.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
your voice and your moans - you turned on = him turned on. hearing you moan or talk in the way you know he likesā¦ HARD ON STRAIGHT AWAY!!!!!
running your hand through his hair - it sends him crazy. his eyes roll to the back of his head and he has no control over himself when you do that.
wearing his clothes - especially if you wear nothing underneath. heād encourage that shit too, constantly giving you hoodies and t-shirtās to wear when youāre at his place.
N = No (something they wouldnāt do, turn offs)
anything that puts your safety at risk. you are his happiness and seeing you suffer, even if it something you enjoy, he hates it. he also isnāt one for receiving pain himself. i think heād not only be hurt physically but also emotionallyā¦ like why would you do that to him?
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
likes to keep it equal, always repays the favour. actually enjoys eating you out tho and itās his āØforteāØ. letās just say he knows what heās doing with his tongue. he likes to hold your hand when he eats you out, like in a romantic, intimate way.
when you suck his dick, heās the type to have his hands laced in your hair. he wouldnāt be too forceful and would let you go at your own pace. he never expects you to suck his dick, heās not one to request a blowjob all too often, but he would never refuse one.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
he would start of steady, letting you adjust and what not, before making you set the pace. you can back into him as slow or as fast as you want but after a few seconds heāll be there to steady it out again. heād be quite rough even though heās attempting to be romantic, but itās just to add a little spice.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
oh he LOVES quickies. they turn him on, even just thinking about them turns him on (and usually leads to one when possible). sex is sex and heās game for any at anytime. most of the time these happen when people are in earshot. he tells you to be quiet but neither of you want to be. the idea of getting caught fucking you in his dressing room turns him on.
heād actually prefer quickies to dragged out sex. fast fucking to get the job done is more appealing to him than dragging it out sometimes.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
he likes to stick to what he knows. heād rather know that what heās doing is good and is actually making you feel good rather than experimenting with something that could go wrong.
he does take risks in the sense that heās gonna fuck you where you guys could possibly get caught but not as far as to inflict pain or injury.
saying that, he isnāt opposed to trying something that you want to try, or something that youāve brought from previous experiences.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
he drags out the whole thing if you have the time to, spends a lot of time on foreplay. although this doesnāt happen very often, this type of sex is once in a blue moon.
as mentioned above, he loves quickies, theyāre his most favourite type of sex since they happen when either of you need it, not when itās been built up for god knows how long because heās too busy for that.
he usually can go for two+ rounds but chooses not to. once heās started on his aftercare, there isnāt a chance youāre getting more dick after that, youāre gonna have to wait (unless you tease him ofc 11/10 would recommend).
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
heās in two minds about them. if you already own them, he wants to see you use them and might use them on you too. if you donāt have any but you want to incorporate them, heās not opposed to it but heād rather you found out what you liked in relation to toys first. if you didnāt want to use them he wouldnāt even bring it up.
if you wanted to use some on him, he would let you try it out, but he wouldnāt force himself to enjoy it. if he doesnāt enjoy it heās not letting you use it again.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
heās a tease outside of the bedroom but during sex, everything is as you see it. he doesnāt want to waste time teasing you, especially if you donāt have the time.
he likes teasing you when people are around. seeing you getting all clammy in front of your friends or his friends to assert his power over you. his favourite thing you do is wink at you and smile. so innocent yet it means so much more to you than it would to someone else when he does it.
sometimes teases you unintentionally. he puts his hand a little too far up on your thigh and before you know it youāre wet and heās just having a laugh with his friends, not even noticing what heās done to you. time to take him to the bathroom and show him i think ;).
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
loud! groans and moans a lot, heās not afraid to do it either, he doesnāt hold back. he knows you get turned on by his groaning just the same as he gets turned on by your moans and so he takes great pride in not being shy to make some noise.
dirty talk is a must among you pair once the initial shyness has gone. you could get off to each otherās voices alone. add that to some amazing sex and youāre all set for orgasm after orgasm.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
(i have a strange feeling that someone has written something like this before about hyunsuk (but better obvs and in more detail) but i canāt remember whoā¦ if thatās the case i promise this isnāt me stealing their idea or anything malicious).
āiāve never done this beforeā you confessed, opening up your laptop to the screen heād caught you on. you were really embarrassed that heād caught you watching porn, but he wasnāt embarrassed in the slightest, in fact, it really turned him on. thatās why he suggested you watch it together.
āwe can try it togetherā he encouraged, pressing the spacebar to continue the video. you turned up the volume a little, making sure you could both hear.
it took you both a few minutes to really become comfortable with the situation. youād gotten back to imagining yourself and hyunsuk in that situation, while he studied it to pick up on anything that you might be into.
āohā he looked over at you who was clearly deep in thought āyou like blindfolds too?ā he asks.
āyeah, itās hotā you reply, not once taking your eyes off the screen.
hyunsuk looks around your room when his eyes land on your sleeping mask. he hesitates for a second, thinking he might ruin the atmosphere if he springs in on you straight away. he decides to not ask you just yet, heās a little too tired to have sex right now, but remembers it for the next session.
you glance over towards him, his trousers and hands catching your eye before noticing that he wasnāt even watching.
āare you embarrassed? i can turn it off if you wantā you question. he slowly removes his hands from over his pants and instead replaces it with yours. you begin to palm him while steadying the laptop with your other hand. the laptop was soon moved to the end of the bed. your hand was now in your underwear and his was in his boxers. the experience was surreal, it was a lot of firsts for you, youād never even thought about rubbing one out while your boyfriend did the same next to you, but you were definitely enjoying it.
ādonāt cum until i do,ā hyunsuk ordered. easier said than done. āi wanna cum listening to your moans, babyā
X = X-ray (letās see whatās going on under those clothes)
he's smaller than averageā¦4-5ā with average thickness but he gets the job done and it doesnāt affect the pleasure he can give to you.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
proper sex, 1-2 times a week. he can be horny whenever you want him to be and you both know that, but he doesnāt always wanna have sex. sometimes heās just happy with getting you off, especially if heās tired.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
he gets a little hyper after sex and wants to stay awake just to be around you and show you how much you mean to him. falling asleep is the last thing he wants to do. if you havenāt actually had sex, just a little fondling and playing, heād fall asleep pretty much straight away afterwards. the whole reason you pair didnāt go all the way at the time was because he was tired soā¦
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danny phantom episode 4-7 Thoughts: (under a readmore because, these got kinda long!)
-the outfit danny had to buy for dash's party. CLASSIC 2000S i cannot stop laughing. And also showing up to the party and everyone is dressed like the trio is hilarious. and further proof that everyone looks good dressed goth.
-dash has a closet full of cute lil bear plushies?? LOVE that. adorable. also his response to danny trashing his room fighting a ghost was SO valid if somone BROKE MY BED IN HALF ID BE PISSED TOO.
-technus being like 'oh smart, u should be a tutor!' then later being like 'forget tutor, be a teacher!' :) supportive king <3 I also really like his upgraded suit/design. AND SPOCK CAMEO??? HELLO??
-the music in this show is super. its so funky. I looked it up and the guy who does it, guy moon (awesome name) also did music for other cartoons like fairly odd parents, barnyard, chalkzone, billy & mandy, AND some actual movies like FIGHT CLUB??? the whiplash I got from reading that)
-sam being rich explains a lot about her, actually.
-I know the moral of the episode was supposed to be 'dont ditch your friends for popular people/spend a lot of money on clothes that arent You to Fit In'. but tbh. it wouldve been easy for danny to have been like 'well, okay, ill come but only if my friends can!' but I get. that hes 14. so. not a lot to say there.
-BOX GHOST IS BACK!!!!! also, danny sitting up and wearing the dress/wig/makeup. umm thats how I dress everyday LMFAO. unironically me. (hate the jokes that boil down to 'haha funney man in dress' tho. but this is a look)
-jazz being protective of her brother once again being like NOOO YOU GUYS BETTER NOT STAKE OUT HIS (actually haunted) LOCKER!! shes aware of how people perceive him and she wants to help :( which is also probably why she told dash to invite him to that party even tho she had no interest in going!! she wants to help him out :(
-gotta say im with tucker on the whole 'should danny use his powers to get back at bullies' debate. 100% yes. let him teach kids to fight back. making dash throw his food at paulina out of the blue? no. but when hes actually about to pick on someone? yeah! for self defense? YEAH! if dash and his friends just threw food at him, I think rather than. idk doing sneaky shit with frogs he couldve just threw it back and not pulled punches if they tried to fight. I kNOOWWW its a kids show so they are like 'if u fight back ur just as bad!! violence bad!!' but. theyre HIS POWERS. WHO CARES.
-like my only gripe is that dash really isnt LEARNING ANYTHING WHEN DANNY GETS BACK AT HIM IN THE MOST PETTY INDIRECT WAYS. whatever they had to add a bully psa episode I guess. I hate it and I hate the way cartoons usually handle it because these methods simply Do Not Work. 'aND YouRE USinG YOur poWErs FOR EVill???!' this is Not Evil. even when poindexter takes dannys body, theyre only being 'nice' bc hes stealing soda for them!! bitches deserve what they get (nothing too brutal bc theyre high schoolers but damn, if they pick on danny he doesnt need to be the 'bigger person' he needs to start biting people)
-SAM TRYING TO SMUGGLE FROGS OUT OF THE BIO LAB?? girl in middle school when we had to dissect frogs we could opt out, also, they came to us already dead and preserved...
-sidney's lingo and the fact hes in black and white is sending me. also, danny is a ghost celebrity apparently for being a halfa?? ok. thats interesting to know
-the DENTIST BEING EXCITED ABOUT THE COTTON CANDY FLOOD IS THE FUNNIEST THING SO FAR.
-I LOOOVE the trope of 'wishes gone wrong'. not crazy about the stereotypical genie, or the use of the dreamcatcher looking design. (also, I KNOW theyre scientists but the way theyre handling a cold...are the fentons ANTIVAX)
-the genie. she. whitewished paulina. JKASDFHKJ. (the ghost literally just being hello kitty???? im dying) 'why do i feel that im special and wonderful? because I AM! <3' paulina ilu self worth queen. felt bad for her also getting possessed by (2) boys later who were arguing INSIDE HER. WTF.
-imagine being the guy trapped in his now flying car. he thought danny and tucker were HALUCINATIONS. imagine being trapped in a flying car with two, what you think are imaginary arguing 14 year olds convinced ur gonna die. i WOULD say this dude is gonna need so much therapy, but he seemed totally fine and excited when they landed (I would be happy too if a chicken was on my head. chickens rule) stoner rights
-sam's bat slippers??? iconic. SO cute.
-I think desiree's backstory is so :( do all ghosts have messed up sad backstories?? poindexter's was sad too...cannot imagine box ghost has any kind of fucked up backstory. but what if. his mom got pushed off cliffs by boxes...........a la cruella... anyway her 'no man may lay a hand on me' iconic. ilu
-I know danny has no concept of how much bras cost but my god dont attack tucker with some girls bra. those are so expensive.
-its really. well its not a GOOD THING he went into the portal and got fucked up, but its good danny was the one to do it rather than sam or tucker. because even tho he was being influenced by desiree and kept getting more malicious and it prob wasnt 100% him...he sucked as a ghost like most the people he 'pranked' were innocent ppl just Chillin and he didnt want to help anyone at all. I think danny is the most responsible out of them but also, hes 14 and shouldnt HAVE to feel obligated to fight every ghost. hes a good kid and wants to, but I also feel like he feels like...responsible for the portal turning on?? because his parents did give it up,, but it was an accident and not his fault (if anything, why was the on switch on the inside. why was it that easy. why was there no safety measures. that seems like smth OSHA needs to hear about). like thats my son. hes a good boy. and hes never done anything wrong in his life, ever. if anyone hurts him im killing everyone in this room and then myself. etc.
-danny's curfew is 10PM????? DUDE. when I was 14...shit I couldn't be out that late, I had to be back at like, 8 at the latest, and my parents had to know exactly where and who I was going with, AND i had to call/text them regularly...is this a case of my parents being overbearing, or the fentons sucking??? the only time i could EVER be out that late was if I was at an overnight sleepover or smth...
-the vultures have lil fezes. why do they have fezes...theyre so fuckin funny 'ask him for directions' 'I KNOW WHERE IM GOING' these ghost vultures are my new grandpas. pick them up, put them in the adopt box.
-'I wonder why those guys were trying to waste dad!' THEYRE GHOSTS. YOUR DAD HUNTS GHOSTS. why is that not a conclusion you'd immediately jump to??
-*jazz voice, clearly disgusted* WISCONSIN???
-mrs fenton with the lab coat and leg warmers and PERM. YESSS STYLISH.
-was going to say 'ew billionaire' @vlad but. super valid he used his powers to assumedly steal and cheat to get that money, thats how all billionaires do it! but ew hes a SIMP. and spending your billions on FOOTBALL STUFF?? you are Not Valid overall. I DO respect the fact you have a castle instead of a mansion. in wisconsin. if youre going to be stupidly rich might as well go all out, torches on the wall and all. I DO like his ghost form's little kitty ears. catman. and his cape! every design can benefit from a cape. and how different his forms look, like danny looks the EXACT SAME IN BOTH FORMS ASIDE FROM COLOR CHANGES. vlad's is like,, I could believe they were different people!! also I love the drama. but dude you are fighting a 14 year old. lame. also he was like, telling danny he wanted his mom and him and like, wanted him to renounce his dad?? WHAT ABOUT JAZZ?? bitch. those r MY kids and they are both important and special. I do agree they need better parents but thats not u sir <3
-I thought vlad's 'little badger' nickname for danny came from the football mascot of the packers, but google says they have NO MASCOT?? so now I'm like?? is it because his hair is sometimes black and sometimes white?? I hate to give him props but thats a PERFECT NICKNAME. theyre also tiny and vicious!
-why did I get so excited that Skulker is back!! its been like. 2-3 eps LMAO. AND THE DAIRY KING. ICONIC I LOVE HIM. hes the nicest guy ever :) more nice ghosts please. danny cannot be fighting alone everytime with no ghost buds like every ghost being hostile sucks :(
-mr. fenton knew vlad was controlling him, but a few episodes ago he had no clue danny was doing the same thing...is it something about how malicious the ghost is?? he just seemed to think his memory had gaps the first time, this time he was INSTANTLY LIKE 'GHOST'. then again in this ep when danny did it again he was just slightly confused but not immediately freaking out like he did with vlad possessing him!!
-'my parents will accept ME NO MATTER WHAT' so. so why haven't you come out to them yet, danny?? if you really think that?? if theres no harm, and you're sure??? if vlad is a real problem, wouldnt that make dealing with him easier, to expose him???? SO WHY HAVENT YOU COME OUT YET?? COULD IT BE,, MAYBE YOU HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT WHETHER YOUR PARENTS ACTUALLY WILL ACCEPT YOU??? š¤ ... š³āš I get why people say He Is Trans. I totally totally get u danny.
-sorta unrelated, but it just occurred to me in one of these eps they go to casper HIGH not casper middle school??? theyre 14?? dont highschools usually do ages 15-18? (I didnt go to hs so I might be wrong, if I am ignore this...) freshmen are usually 14-15, could just be a case of them not turning 15 yet but they will sometime in the school year (I say they because tucker said he was 14 too)? I know the show has 3 seasons, so by the end of it will they be older? thatd be neat but usually cartoon characters stay the same age...I love shows where you can see the characters age and grow up, though...three seasons seems like a long time to spend on like, 1 year...
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I was tagged by @what-breaks-my-heart
1. What is the colour of your hairbrush? purple
2. Name a food you never eat.Ā I am Wei Wuxian. I hate turnips, but sometimes in stews I do eat them. I also hate pickles, but if Iām out and itās really hard to get them out (or theyāre in a dip sauce) I also eat them. Conclusion: I hate stuff and I rarely eat it but if I must I must.
3. Are you typically too warm or too cold? Too. F*cking.Cold. All. The.Time. (I have a very mild case of ideopatic Raynaud Phenomenon... basically my hands and feet are mostly cold and the nails blueish all the time). I live in a mild climate too, so sometimes I know itās objectively hot but Iām still cold.
4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Eating dinner.
5. Whatās your favourite candy bar? Kinder Bueno.
6. Have you ever been to a professional sports game? Hahaha. No. I run 100 meters and die.
7. What is the last thing you said out loud?Ā āMalito, NĆ£o! Salta daĆ!ā (no, get down from there, Malito is my cat).
8. What is your favourite ice cream?Ā Passion Fruit. (Also a specific straciatella from a local ice cream shop).
9. What was the last thing you had to drink? Water.
10. Do you like your wallet?Ā I adore it. Itās a leather wallet that I got on sale 7 years ago, I overstuff it all the time and itās still in great shape. If I ever lose it or it bursts and I have to get a new one Iāll probably cry.
11. What was the last thing you ate?Ā Palmier.
12. Did you buy any new clothes last weekend? No.
13. What was the last sporting event you watched?Ā Probably not the last of any sport matches I saw, but the last full grand event I watched for the whole run was Giro dāItalia.
14. What is your favourite flavor of popcorn? Plain, sweet (with regular sugar).
15. Who was the last person you sent a text message to? My cousin.
16. Ever been camping? Yes, but years ago. Probably over a decade.
17. Do you take vitamins? Sometimes.
18. Do you regularly attend a place of worship? No.
19. Do you have a tan? No. I have spent the last 3 summers basically inside studying or working so my last tan was 4 years ago.
20. Do you prefer chinese or pizza? Canāt decide.
21. Do you drink your soda through a straw?Ā Yes. Recyclable or reusable.
22. What colour of socks do you usually wear? Tons.Most are black or grey.
23. Do you ever drive above the speed limit? Yes, but barely over it like only 10-20km over the limit. Besides that, only where the speed limit is stupidly too low, or on deserted highways without many turns, when the days are clear and sunny.
24. What terrifies you?Ā Iām an anxious mess. Almost everything on a personal level. Objective phobias tho, not so much. I hate vermin. Used to be terrified of snakes when I was smaller and dogs (bc one tried to bite me). I still startle with spiders but Iām not afraid of them.
25. Look to your left, what do you see?Ā Skincare necessaire.
26. What chore do you hate most? Doing the dishes.
27. What do you think of when you hear an Australian accent?Ā I never thought of that. idk. Right now Iām thinking Thor is hot.
28. Whatās your favorite soda?Ā Schweppes lemon (maybe bc itās rarely found around here).
29. Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? I prefer hitting the Drive Thru.
30. Whatās your favourite number? 19 and 20.
31. Who was the last person you talked to? My parents.
32. Favourite meat? Lamb.
33. Last song you listened to? Happy Endings, Mika.
34. Last book you read?Ā Physical copy? The Silmarillion (I have been trying to finish it for years). Ebook was Sha Po Lang.
35. Favourite day of the week?Ā Friday.
36. Can you say the alphabet backwards?Ā No.
37. How do you like your coffee?Ā I like my sugar with a tiny bit of coffee in it. (Since I donāt really like coffee but I need it anyways ugh).
38. Favourite pair of shoes? Winter boots.Ā
39. Time you normally get up? By myself, 9h30 (wake up, if I have the chance I remain in bed for a couple more hours), when I work 7 am.Ā
40. Which do you prefer, sunrise or sunset? Sunset all the way, I hate waking up early.
41. How many blankets on your bed? 2.
42. Describe your kitchen plates.Ā There is a whole post about it. If I knew how to link anything I would.
43. Describe your kitchen at the moment. A. Mess.
44. Do you have a favourite alcoholic drink? Jeropiga.
45. Do you play cards? No. I did learn bridge as part of an extracurricular class in highschool but I forgot how to play it.
46. What colour is your car? White with a black rooftop. Itās a panda!
47. Can you change a tire? I know how to do it, but I never had to try it.
48. Your favourite state or province? I guess I like where I live.
49. Favourite job youāve had? MyĀ ājobā is always the same, but I guess a brief internship in Ortho, though I would not pick that as a forever job. It was pretty fun tho.
Tagging: @kiironekolady @dangermousie @scoundrels-in-love @kdramastuff @kdramaxoxo @theshmorca @gabycane2 @mahtayyar @overthinkingkdramaĀ and anyone else who wants to.
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i was tagged by @starryeyedagonyā and @hashbrownteamcobrakaiā for this absurdly long list of personal questions <3 no one could possibly need to know this much about me, but letās go
āØ1. what is the color of your hairbrush?
i just... use my hand.... i keep my hair short, it curls and does its own thing
2. name a food you never eat: āØidk iāll eat whatās offered to me?? i buy whatās easy?? i have no strong food opinions at the moment
3. are you typically too warm or too cold?
i have this bird bone body like an ailing victorian child, anything under 70Āŗ and iām freezing
4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago?
was trying to be productive but instead found a good link to the blue lick horror houseš idk whatās so fascinating about this thing, but i canāt let it go. maybe bc i have nightmares that resemble this space?? anyway i live here now
5. whatās your favorite candy bar?
reeses never lets me down
6. have you ever been to a professional sports game? āØmemories blocked, sports too boring to think about
7. what is the last thing you said out loud?
i regret to admit i am reading this out loud as i go
8. what is your favorite ice cream?
idk but the worst i ever had was peanut butter
9. what was the last thing you had to drink?
some faintly bleachy tap water, delicious
10. do you like your wallet?
i use a coin purse to hold cards and cash - it's a pretty recognizable bright colored mass produced one. a while back there was a popular celebrity on the periphery of my friend group (donāt ask pls) and one time at a bar or something i had my "wallet" out and from across the room they locked eyes with me and pulled the Same One out of their pocket. pretty sure it was weed tho. but imagine carrying ur weed in a normal bill-fold wallet. that would have been funnier :/
11. what is the last thing you ate? āØlost in the turbine of my memory
12. did you buy any new clothes last weekend?
i did not but i just got a new desk lamp, genuinely v excited for that to arrive
13. whatās the last sporting event you watched? āØi don't think this question applies to my experiences
14. what is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
popcorn smells are compelling but if i eat things that stick in my teeth i'll lose my entire mind. wait this is it, the answer to number 2
15. who is the last person you sent a text message to?
close inner circle group chat planning our surprise private island getaway. no but weāre making (safe!) halloween plans
16. ever been camping?
not as often as usual this year but yes! see above
17. do you take vitamins? āØthose gummy ones like fruit snacks
18. do you regularly attend a place of worship? āØnah
19. do you have a tan?
i'm ghostly
20. do you prefer Chinese or pizza?
i'm pickier about pizza. u can't go wrong with chinese
21. do you drink your soda through a straw?
no...?
22. what color socks do you usually wear?
mostly dark but i have some fluffy pastel ones specifically bc the contrast in my laundry is funny to me
23. do you ever drive above the speed limit? i'm gay i don't drive
24. what terrifies you? āØthird date kind of question!
25. look to your left, what do you see?
dying jade plants and beyond these, a cat's loving gaze
26. what chore do you hate most? āØvacuuming. loud
27. what do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? āØfamily
28. whatās your favorite soda? āØdr pepper only. i don't really drink soda tho. i was raised by the kind of parents who put fruit juice in seltzer and sold me that lie. i guess it stuck
29. do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
there are so many food questions in this list pls
30. whatās your favorite number? āØsecret information
31. whoās the last person you talked to? āØmy father. probably the person i've spoken with out loud the most this year
32. favorite meat?
i no longer eat meat
33. last song you listened to?
itās been a war on drugs kind of week
34. last book you read? āØi can't read
35. favorite day of the week? āØsomething cool about a thursday, i can't explain it
36. can you say the alphabet backwards? āØfeeling very interrogated rn
37. how do you like your coffee?
however it wants to be. i for real cannot supply food or beverage opinions like this on demand PLS
38. favorite pair of shoes? āØgeneric black leather lace up boots
39. time you normally get up?
i'm drawing my shades and peering suspiciously outside through a crack rn
40. what do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets?
ok when ur out somewhere with no artificial light and it makes the sky more dramatic and cool, either one is good
41. how many blankets are on your bed?
not enough, season transitions are rough
42. describe your kitchen plates?
... grandma is that u?
43. describe your kitchen at the moment: āØit's clean, it's fine, grandma get out of here
44. do you have a favorite alcoholic drink? āØamong the friends i drink with, one is a skilled bartender and we let him surprise us with whatever obscure drink he thinks each person should have that night. i would trust him with my life. conversely i just remembered my very best friend is also a bartender but him i wouldnāt let serve me anything except straight from the bottle. hm. what iām trying to say is, the company i keep is more important to me than what's in the glass. should i also clarify i made these friends before they pursued this work and iām not, like, frequenting bars to harass the staff? this answer is a mess lol
45. do you play cards? āØi donāt have a great attention span for learning or enduring things like that
46. what color is your car? āØu know what's funny is how much junk mail i get with car insurance offers. i wonder what color they think the car i've never had is
47. can you change a tire?
100% no and that would not stop me trying. it wonāt be my car so i have nothing to lose and all of myself (also nothing) to give
48. your favorite state or province?
idk i feel like a stranger everywhere i go except nyc
49. favorite job youāve had?
ok, mr. fbi i think that's enough
š i have not kept track of whoās been tagged or done this already, and the links will kill my tags anyway. do u have shit u need help procrastinating on? here, try this
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just binge read ur previous asks for the sleepover and i was very much entertainedš how would ur top 3 ACTUALLY dress? like we always see those āoutfits the hq boys would wearā but they seem so... unrealisticšš¤
whack me w a pillow or smth (sleepover event)
OK HI I WAS THINKING ABT THIS MY WHOLE SHIFT N ENDED UP HAVING ENOUGH BRAINROT TO TYPE A WHOLE THING IN THE NOTES APP SO HERE WE GO!!! ššÆ
ok im typing this after finishing the post but i rlly like the way this came out so everyone please read it if you want to see me brainrot over konoha kenji n kuroo ...
KONOHAĀ is definitely a man who Knows his essentials ... knows the beauty of sweatpants and joggers and knows that he looks Good in a solid colored tee (but doesnt shy away from print ... its just that if you open his closet its literally black white n the occasional pop of color) i would LOVE to say he accessorizes but no he doesnt šš its his fatal flaw too ..... dont be shy aki let me buy you one of those chain bracelets!!!!! those are sexy as fuck and i PROMISE they would make him look even better!!!!!!! in general he gives me big silver or white goldĀ vibes even if i cant see him wearing jewelry on his own :/ its ok if he were to date me id make him come around to the idea ...
he gives white air max 90 or air force 1 vibes does that make sense . if anything has color in his fit its maybe some print on his shirt but if not its DEFINITELY his shoes ... i was thinking abt this but i think hed look good in the bel air jordan 5s but maybe thats just bc i wanted to get a pair NJFKDSFS if we want to get a little less realistic (i mean not rlly bc i know ppl who do this) he probably keeps up w supreme drops n its less to resell and more to get the clothes at retail price which is MUCH more reasonable than resell (i think its 40 for a shirt? idk my friend keeps up w it n i love to hear him brainrot but that doesnt mean i retain ALL the information š¤)
:: go-to outfit?Ā say it with me ... white shirt/crewneck sweater if itās cold with sweats. if he needs to dress it up, hell throw on some plaid or switch it up w some nice jeans. unlike the other two he has a good idea of how to dress throughout his life which makes looking Back a much . easier experience compared to the other two LMAO
FUTAKUCHIĀ swears by the denim gods when he needs to actually Care abt his outfits and im MAD abt it bc how dare he look good .... im going to fucking kill him šŖšŖšŖšŖ the image of kenji in a denim jacket w a hoodie underneath n some ripped jeans haunts my every waking moment you dont understand......... hes ALSO a plaid man which pisses me off even more .... but im going to be honest he uses outerwear to hide the fact that theres definitely a hole in the armpit of his favorite shirts ... hes had them since high school kenji PLEASE buy some new shirts!!!! probably suffers in summer bc he cant wear jackets n stuff without looking weird (has definitely said hes wearing plaid For The Fit when in reality its bc theres a stain on the back of his shirt from when he sat in bird shit. its Artistic baby speak your truth!!!)
at least you can convince konoha to wear jewelry if you keep at it ... while i think kenji gives silverĀ vibes over gold i dont think you would be able to convince him to wear it unless youve already bought it and basically ambush him with it JKSDFDS if anything i think hed settle for those leather braceletsĀ ... its ok his ego is fragile ā¤ shoe wise idk he gives me vans vibes (so does konoha but he also looks like a nike stan so i said that instead). if he lives somewhere cold he probably owns a pair of those classic wheat colored timbs (You Know The Ones)
i can tell you RIGHT NOW that in elem and junior high he was one of those kids w the neon athletic fits that took pe too serious when he got in the groove š shut the fuck up n pass me the ball kenji were in fourth grade i shouldnt be failing PARTICIPATION in PE š£š£š£
:: go-to outfit?Ā a rlly comfy denim jacket (hell let you borrow it if you bitch enough n hell be like Sigh . The Things I Do For You but when you slip it on hes abt to combust) w a shirt that probably has a chili stain at the hem of it n ripped jeans. the white slip on vans. i hate that he looks good.
KUROOĀ is . idk i feel like hes a lot harder to pin down but he probably shopped at hot topic in middle school š is this projection? maybe. am i WRONG abt it tho ... ANYWAY like everyone who grows out of that phase, he has Taste ... post college or just at the club i KNOW he understands the effect a slightly unbuttoned black shirt has š prob rode the eboy wave bc he thought the fashion was nice so he might have a few of those clunky ringsĀ ... rarely wears them but bitch he SHOULD!!!! otherwise, i think he keeps it pretty simple! lots of hoodies and sweaters bc if he has no one to rlly impress hes big on comfort. owns a good amt of athleleisure (is that how you spell that hjkdfds) bc he does work out regularly but if you were to come across him during an 8am lecture i can guarantee all he did before coming to class is brush his teeth ...Ā
unfortunately not a chain man but while his rings may be blackĀ (yk like black titanium)Ā or silver, if he were to wear a chain i think hed be fine with either silver or gold! i personally think hed look good in either š shoe wise i rlly cannot pin him down ... for running im seeing him leaning towards nike shoes but i like . cannot tell what hed wear regularly SHJFKDSĀ
what i CAN say is that when he was younger (and i mean until his second year of high school) he was one of Those Kids that wore the Quirky printed button ups but like . this time its not a compliment . in junior high he definitely thought those ... and it PAINS ME PHYSICALLY to say this ...... fingerless glovesĀ were the coolest things around ..... i hate that i had to google that now im going to get ads for hot topic
:: go-to outfit?Ā black hoodie w maybe some design or print on it w sweats or jeans (like konoha hell dress it up or down depending on where youre going). if you make him wear them hell even bust out the eboy rings he bought forever ago <33 i think later in life when hes more sure of himself (and i mean like after hs ... hes good in his 3rd year but i feel like hell still deflect compliments in the form of teasing and not believe it in 3rd year) he Knows he looks good so he doesnt rlly have to try unless you want to be That Couple that takes over the world one fit at the time ... in the end the only one he wants to impress is you š
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all spg albums poorly described by me bc i can
album one:
steam man band: michael reed voice: GUYS HOLY HECK LOOKIT MY ROBOT FRIEMDS THEIR SO COOL OHMA G AD
clockwork vaudeville: now when you say you bought yourself a pickle-
sound of tomorrow: the jons audible lenny face as he says āin the nudeā
on top of the universe 2009 ver.: RABBIT FUCKED A TOASTER AND UPGRADE KILLED THE SPINE THE GIRLS ARE OFF THE SHITS
on top of the universe 2011 ver.: alternate timeline where the jon and rabbit kill the spine and deny him ice cream
i am not alone: poor one out for upgrades 1 (one) song, shes trying her best
ice cream parade: i donāt even know where to begin with this one
brass goggles: LOCAL ROBOS ARE FEELING EMO SO THEY HAVE A SING ALONG
out in the rain: splish splash they was havinā a bash
electricity is in my soul: okay but whomst the hell is that electronic voice who sings the āla laāsā? serious question who tf is it????
steam man band reprise: michael reed voice: GUYS MY COOL ROBO FRIENDS ARE GETTING AN ENCORE HOLY HECKIE
blind minstrelās ballad: ominous
captain albert alexander: listen,,,, he beat spider hulk in an arm wrestling match,,,, hes really cool,,,,,,
the 2Ā¢ show:
steamboat shenanigans: some say they sang so hard they really did make it to the moon and across the stars ;)
one-way ticket: CHU CHU I LOVE U
ju ju magic: jonathan giraffe what tHE FUCK ARE YOU SINGING ABOUT HONEY? ARE YOU OKAY?
me and my baby (saturday night): the spines a hopeless romantic and he loves to treat his girl and his siblings support him
little birdie: jon makes friends with a bird or some shit idfk
rex marksley: the spines a hopeless romantic and sings about his cowboy crush and his siblings support him
automatonic electronic harmonics: they want to feel cool,, let them feel cool,,
prelude to a dream: hey michael i thought you were supposed to be the human friend whats all this about not being a human being?? mike? m-mike??
make believe: FUCK SOCIETY, TRANS RIGHTS BITCHES *EPIC KAZOO SOLO*
honeybee: ah yes that one song we wonāt ever let them forget bc were all emo
scary world: the morse code says spoopy
the suspender man: rabbit voice: yeah theres this guys who sold his soul or whatever how fucked up was that, anyway i want to wear a dress :3c
thatāll be the way home: THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL
the ballad of lily: oh boi we about to have another character song on this album
airheart: character song 2 electric boogaloo
circuitry: yāall good?
mk iii:
curtain raiser: beebop voice: STEVETHY SOMEONES TRYING TO PLAY THE ALBUM Ā steve voice: oh fuck
steam powered giraffe: HEHE NAME DROP
mecto amore: this is some rabbits in love again shit but with WHAMST
hatch fever: hatchy is here and the album version does not capture how feral hatchworth performed this on stage
a way into your heart: spg as a whole @ their fans: we love you all so much thank you for the support over the years :) <3 me through tears: bitch,,,,, <3
ghost grinder: rabbit and the boys on their way to the graveyard at 3 am to party with rabbits dead gf
please explain: i stg everytime i hear hatchy sing āgum in my gearsā i think heās saying something else and iām sure you can fill in the blank, but the thing that gets me is thats so on brand for him to say dsfdfg
she said maybe: rabbit is just young old dumb and full of love these days isnāt she?
go spine go: almost 6 minutes of hatchworth and rabbit being two year olds and poking fun at spine
roller skate king: everyone sleeps on how good this song is wtf
iāll rust with you: me knowing full well this song is about rabbit outliving her gfs throughout the decades bc shes a robot: oh,, so thats why theres so many love songs by rabbit on this album,,, rabbit you good??
wired wrong: the spine you good??
fancy shoes: hATCHWORTH YOU GOOD???
steam powered giraffe reprise: we interrupt your regularly scheduled robot angst hours with that good weeb shitā¢
turn back the clock: okay back the robot angst
bleak horizon: our lovelys saying goodbye saying theyāll be back to bring smiles on our faces soon as we close out to some ominous as fuck shit teasing vice quadrant
the vice quadrant:
the vice does tight: okay so the vice quadrants fucked up and the robots are very concerned by this
on a crescendo: ominous foreshadowing thats so ominous i had to look up what this song meant lore wise bc i just thought it was the robots just dancing and having fun
steamjunk: my dear sweet honey darling is traveling through space and IāM WORRIED ABOUT HIM
starburner: low-key robo angst bc their worried about their souls being damned or some shit but its cuteĀ
progress and technology: david YOUR RANGE
wink the satellite: wink voice: YOU WAS MY BABY MY FUCKIN CINNAMON APPLE
burning in the stratosphere: oh
fire fire: this is the most haunting shit i have no joke for this
sky sharks: hoo boi the sky sharks certainly wonāt be killing us all today, but climate change sure will
daughter of space: PREBBY SPACE GODDESS HNNNGNNGNG
star valley night: honeys you know you can just wait for it to be night time right? then you can go play in the star valley at night-
commander cosmo: BITCH YOU GOOD?
where is everyone?: THERE SHE IS MY BABY
gg the giraffe: MY DARLIIIIINNGGG SING IT HONEYĀ
the pulls: wink my darling yāall ok?
soliton: corpse man and space goddess sing a really nerdy analogy about love and its gorgeous
where i left you: wink seriously are you okay?
over the moon: rabbits just done but shes gotta sing it and go all out with how done she is bc shes extra
itās cosmic: is theĀ āalright!ā rav?? also is this love song supposed to represent them causing more fuckshit and destroying the universe and just not realizing it bc their in love?? idfk man it bops
hold me: whether from the perspective of holly or rabbit i weep openly at this song
the speed of light: david: this is where the astronaut turns evil wonāt tell you why tho ;) literally every lore buff: *listens to this song and tries to theorize wtf happened*
rav to the rescue: local green space twink rescues his space bf more at 11
starlight starshine: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the space giant: three steampunk robots fight a giant starbaby in guitar hero to save a satellites crush; a planet thats a huge apple i have zero jokes for this is already too absurdĀ
oh no: oh OH OH? O H. OOOH OH??????????? oĀ h... oh no....
necrostar: evil pissrock possessed evil dead guy and is ready to cause fuckshit while the robots sing about how scared they are at the end
super space blaster centi-asteroid invaderpedes 2: cute interactions with the robots! i hate this title tho
whale song: wholesome shit to distract you from all the lore and foreshadowing at the end
Music from steamworld heist:Ā
automatonic electronic harmonics, on top of the universe, electricity is is my soul, honeybee, and brass goggles: me minding my own business playing steamworld heist: *walks into a bar where spine rabbit and hatchworth are performing one of these songs* me: HOOOOOGH
heist ho!: yeah thats piper for ya
starscrap: hi iām in love for rabbit?
prepare for boarding: GET IN BITCHES WEāRE GONNA OVER THROW THE PATRIARCHYĀ
the red queen: capitalism? demolished.
what we need are some heros: the spine projecting his love for cowboys onto the player characters
the vast frontier: hatchworth: IāM A BAD BITCH YOU CANāT KILL ME
the stars: they made it lads they made it over the moon and across the stars....
also howād they keep singing for that long arenāt they tired?
quintessential:
malfunction: wow i canāt believe spg ended transphobia
i donāt have a name for it: love? i guess??gd fgdsghfdg
blue portals: the idea of hatchworth going through the blue portals when i know theyāre made out of blue matter is terrifyingĀ
overdrive: they want to seem cool please play along and pretend their green screen work is cool
the ballad of delilah morreo: this came right the fuck out of nowhere but fuck its here now and its fantastic
love world of love: wonder what other balboa park songs theyāll bring back, like never gonna give you up :)
only human: iād die for you hatchy
salgexicon: they deadass wrote a song about their dndĀ campaignĀ
sleep evil sleep: i guess weāre all evil BC WE KEEPING SLEEPING ON HOW GOOD THIS SONG IS TOO
photographic memories: walter worker chelsea? come get ur mans-
leopold expeditus: hatchworth: hey guys checkout my fursona
dream machine: this song keeps me up at night with the endING I JUST WANT RABBIT TO BE HAPPY AND ARTSY BUT THE WAY IT ENDED WITH THE VICE QUADRANT RELATED TEASER MAKES ME THINK RABBIT PICKED UP A SATELLITE FREQUENCY FROM WINK ABOUT HOW NECROSTAR WILL KILL RAV IN THE FUTURE DEADASS IāM NERVOUS WHAT HAPPENED
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tag game: 50 Qs
was tagged by @yogurtfordinnerĀ -- ty my darling <3
what is the color of your hairbrush?Ā purple
name a food you never eat:Ā seafood. ech.
are you typically too warm or too cold?Ā Too cold - my fingers and feet are always chilly.
what were you doing 45 mins ago?watching the debate, IT WAS TERRIBLE
whatās your favorite candy bar?Ā Snickers! Yum! I rarely eat candy bars tho!
have you ever been to a professional sports game?Ā Yes -- NHL, NBA, MLB, NFL -- Iāve been to all 4 in Detroit, some in other cities
what is the last thing you said out loud?Ā idk, something to the exbf, prob disparaging of the debates just now but weāve been making comments throughoutĀ
what is your favorite ice cream?Ā salted caramel
what was the last thing you had to drink? water
do you like your wallet? I have like 4 wallets and and using a tiny orange one that i donāt even really like, lol, idk.
what is the last thing you ate? moose tracks ice cream
did you buy any new clothes last weekend?Ā no
whatās the last sporting event you watched?Ā really nothing bc of a pandemic, lol, probably an NFL game this last winter? Canāt remember
what is your favorite flavor of popcorn?Ā Buttered and salted -- or sometimes with seasoning like garlic or caramel
who is the last person you sent a text message to? group text w 3 other coworkers
ever been camping?Ā every summer! I love camping
do you take vitamins? No
do you regularly attend a place of worship?Ā Nah
do you have a tan?Ā Maybe a very light one leftover from summer sun
do you prefer Chinese or pizza? Pizza, hands down, would eat it every day if I could.
do you drink your soda through a straw? Nah
what color socks do you usually wear?Ā White no-show athletic socks lol, nothing exciting
do you ever drive above the speed limit?Ā Yeah -- maybe lik 5miles over? lol, not a speed demon by any means but i never drive the speed limit
what terrifies you?Ā spiders, going downstairs to a dark basementĀ
look to your left, what do you see?Ā blood sugar testing kit
what chore do you hate most?Ā SCRUBBING THE SHOWER
what do you think of when you hear an Australian accent?Ā Dacre
whatās your favorite soda? Coke zero
do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?Ā
whatās your favorite number?Ā donāt have one
whoās the last person you talked to?Ā the exbf
favorite cut of beef?Ā porterhouse, medium rare
last song you listened to?Ā waiting room -- fugazi
last book you read? Booked for Love by @flippyspoon
favorite day of the week? Saturday! I get to sleep in, donāt have to work the next day. Itās a fantastic day.
can you say the alphabet backwards?Ā Maybe? lol
how do you like your coffee?Ā With a decent amount of half and half
favorite pair of shoes?Ā b&w oxfords
time you normally get up?Ā 7 on weekdays, 9 on weekends
what do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? Sunsets
how many blankets on your bed? Two
describe your kitchen plates.Ā I have like, 2 dinner and 2 side plates after the split w the exbf so lol i need more
describe your kitchen at the moment. Filled with boxes since the exbf is moving out at some point soon. should be much more organized after he leaves
do you have a favorite alcoholic drink?Ā Beer -- homebrew or craft beer. Think global, drink local!
do you play cards?Ā Only, like, euchre
what color is your car?Ā Silver
can you change a tire?Ā No lol, but I bet i could learn. Iāve helped the ex change it before so i have a loose idea of how to do it
your favorite country? Hm - probably Scotland. Iāve been there the most and feel pretty connected to it <3
favorite job youāve had?Ā English teacher at an alternative high school (at-risk kids who need to recover credit, it was the best the BEST)
I tag: whoever wants to do this!
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Ā hello, its nora (she/her, gmt) n this is the ethereal but spoiled alma olive putnam (she goes by all 3 names cos sheās pretentious as fuck). raised in a farmhouse in vermont, big horse girl energy. very hungry for everything life has to offer. wakes up and smells the success in her blood. luvs the smell of libraries and listening to french music from a tinny record player in knee socks. here is pinterest. bio is below the cut, like this post to be bombarded with plotting messages but i might forget tho so pls message me x
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ćELLE FANNING ā CIS-FEMALEć āæ looks like ALMA OLIVE PUTNAM is here for HER JUNIOR year as a CLASSICS student. SHE is 21 years old & known to be RESILIENT, MAGNETIC, CALLOUS & PROUD. Theyāre living in PERKINS, so if youāre there, watch out for them. ā¬³ NORA. 24. GMT. SHE/HER.
aesthetics.
a red beret nestled on top of bright platimum locks, neck scarves tied around your throat the way they do it in french new wave films, running barefoot through the woods in feckless hedonism, china dolls with porcelain faces lined against the walls of your room, the mona lisa smile, knee-socks tugged over the hockey grazes on your knees, a forged botticelli drying on your easel, ophelia floating in the middle of a lake.Ā
proceed w caution, tw for death, drugs, alcohol, violence
the short form.
ā studying classics cos she thinks it makes her sound smart, but actually hates fuckin latin and just loves learning about feckless hedonism and the festivals of bacchus and writing about how all women in myth are literally forgotten. was expelled from princeton in her first year so her parents basically paid her way into radcliffe but she made an impression.... like... super fast and in her sophomore year she was upgraded to perkins accomodation n a paid scholarship bcos i think the governors kind of expect to see her in the supreme court one day or.
ā Ā born in vermont in a big old farmhouse. her great-great-grandfather moved to america as an immigrant and worked on a plantation, made his way up cos he could speak a lot of languages and therefore win more people over. for the last two generations, putnam men have owned the farm and do little of the dirty work. big in the meat industry.
ā both her parents had large personalities, so almaās never really been shy around adults, even as a kid sheād speak to them in a forthright, confident manner, and because she was always surrounded by adults, sheās always seemed a bit wise beyond her years.
ā very much a consolidation of every character in the secret history. has a morbid longing for the picturesque at all costs. obsessed with w.h. auden and the beat poets.
ā āaestheticism is the only thing worth pursuing and even that is pointlessā
ā is majoring in classical civilisation. can read ancient greek and latin. also speaks french.
ā studies hard and plays hard. she gets top marks but itās because academia is literally her life, she loves the smell of libraries, the ancient smoke of learning, of feeling like old wine in a new bottle reincarnated from the bones of some old, dead witchy woman who invented a cure for cowpox or somethin.
ā isnāt a foward-planner, however. alma prefers to leave her options open, play the field, live in a spontaneous manner so her study style is mostly cramming a few days before a test, or staying up all night writing an essay on a massive adrenaline boost powered by red bull or probably adderall, scribbling (or typing) furiously into the night.
ā pretentious motherfucker. loves poetry, especially the romantics, loves morbid ones too, edgar allen poe, sylvia plath, allen ginsberg, she just loves them all. canāt get enough. her favourite films are likeā¦. wanky artfilm independent european cinema. especially french new wave. āwhat do you think of goddardās work??ā while snorting a line off someoneās sink at 5am on a school night, but you can bet sheāll make it to that 9am class.
ā very intelligent and beautiful and knows both of those facts. plays devilās advocate. humanitarian, vegan.
ā judgemental but takes great care not to appear so. petty and vindictive
ā obsessively devours mystery and thriller novels. she herself is a gillian flynn book waiting to happen.
ā tries to be an enigma. wants to be mysterious and unreadable because thatās what books have taught her makes women desirable and interesting and cool. very amy dunne in the way she expertly reinvents herself to suit her audience, when she wants to impress
ā act like the flower but be the serpent under it. is a user. manipulative. leads people on. will throw another student under the bus to demonstrate her own intelligence and integrity
ā heavily involved in the theatre society. loves attention.
ā has an addictive personality. seems unable to do anything in a small dose, she has to let it utterly consume her. with sports, sheās fiercely competitive, runs track, played lacrosse at school, now is a cheerleader probably. with alcohol, itās never a shot, itās a whole bottle ā wine or whiskey ā sheāll be table dancing before the nightās up and making out with someone sheāll regret in the morning.
ā her clothing style is likeā¦. vintage thrift store but make it preppy. berets and cute hats, neck scarves, large fluffy cardigans or like those leathery jackets with big suede fringes on them, mini skirts (very 70s), and knee-high socks or boots. quite often sheāll be in sports kit, maybe a cute tennis skirt, n when sheās feeling casual sheāll wear like, a talking heads tshirt with a pair of mom jeans and converse, but otherwise, the library is her catwalk.
ā relates to ophelia from hamlet and sibyl vane in dorian gray. weirdly obsessed with women who commit suicide. loves jackson pollock paintings and abstract art.
ā likes old things. old books, old music, old houses, it reminds her of happier times like when she wasnāt alive. buys all her music on vinyl and has a gramophone because āthe sound quality is betterā kfdsjj.
plots.
here are some generic wanted plots but by all means message me so we can flesh them out more if any strike ur interest:
study buddies !! someone who is equally unprepared and so spends all night in the library with alma before a big deadline, maybe they even met in the library
if theyāre from new england or vermont, then cousins . second cousins / extended family / family friends ā Ā probably spat volavons on your character once as children, omg childhood friends !
people who live in perkins n feel like they r constantly competing with one another to keep their place as one of the #elite only know each other from brief interactions in the lift or the canteen
honestly someone who is fully in love with her or crushing on her that she can just break would be sweet :/ or on the other hand someone she unexpectedly gets feelings for and actually wants to guage her own Ā eyeballs out bc of it
frinds !! unlikely friends !! toxic friends !! former best friends separated by sporting or academic rivalries !
hockey / cheer friends who are on other teams but who she absolutely loves playin against!!!
fellow academics who like meeting up to discuss latin and greek ! gimme a secret society bonding by their love of ancient learning
i reckon sheās in a lot of societies, definitely the film club, maybe works as a projectionist at the uni cinema if they have one so give me ppl affiliated with that, give me fellow wanky pretentious art-lovers and poets and historians who will go to museums and galleries with her and listen to the velvet underground on vinyl
people she gets mortally fucked off her tits with at parties
people who think she is throwing her academic potential away by caving to hedonistic impulse
A SECRET SOCIETY !!! honestly i would die for a slug club esque thing in which the children of notable families are invited to dinners OR almaās also an art forger, so maybe like a club of students set up to basically forge paintings and documents from the university special collections
people she has drunkenly made out with, hooked up with, or regularly sleeps with casually, maybe even a friend w benefits she is repressing feelings for, i love angst,
people she used to date or unrequitedly likes, but to them itās just a physical thing, give me all the thirsty angst plots, and maybe some softness too, i need some religion in this girls life, she is a roman catholic after all
full biography.
alma olive putnam.
intro.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā the girl is a knife. razor-sharp, double-edged, the bright shine of a two-faced, lovely thing. silver like the secrets you magpie thief from other heads. youāre a scavenger of knowledge, of tidbits, of gossip to lock away for later use and late-night re-inspection. a mind is like a clock if you get to learn the pieces. bit by bit, you dismantle the inner workings of the brains that tick around you ā how easy it is to change itās path, how words and their meanings can make a person laugh or cry in an instant. to have the power to control that is to be a god. itās the power trip you crave wielding pom-poms in your hands; a possessive need for control that a younger you, small and weak, never had as a child. small lips, smaller smile, a doll clutched in your too-hungry fingers, hard enough to shatter the bones of a real infant. you cut your hair with your motherās kitchen scissors before the autumn falls, rendering you out of season, unfit for the cold weather that beats against the nape of your neck, where a stick-and-poke marks the star you were born under ; the bull. āmama, when will i be a queen?ā as soon as they find a crown small enough not to slip from your head.
biography.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā if you get hungry enough, they say, you start eating your own heart. hands red, stained by pomegranate seeds, the empty pulp of its shell splattered on your thighs you find yourself wondering ā what would it be like to want? in the beginning, you never knew hunger. twins, born under the same star, you first, him second ā a nuclear family. never a sister to compete with, you were always the cherry pie of your parentsā hearts. white-haired, blue-eyed, beautiful baby of mine. the townhouse in vermont and the summer house in lyon, you wanted for nought, showered with attention, saddled with gifts - hardly a wonder you came to rely on such affection as a confirmation of your own worth.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā at eight years old you first met death, blood on a gingham-print dress, a smear of it over your cheekbone and the pulp of a mangled animal at your feet murdered by the hands of a stable boy. āalma, my precious baby, you get away from that filth,ā your mama would cry from the upstairs balcony ā cigar in one hand and a bloody mary in the other ā though whether the filth she referred to was the dead pig or the boy with a kernel of corn in his mouth, you never did find out.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā your family earned their keeps in farming, great-grandfather wolfgang hildegarde a german immigrant, great-grandmother maura lisbon a prairie girl. they fell hopelessly in love between troughs and pig-shit, working for three dollars a day at a farm their descendants would later own, trade deals with the indians, vacations to calcutta, your father todd putnam in the kind of sheepskin coat his fatherās father could only dream of owning. he worked hard so that youād never have to. your mama once asked ā you heard it through the window, rounding cartwheels across the picket-fenced lawn ā could he not find a respectable career rather than selling shrink-wrapped pork for a dime a dozen? that blood money had no business raising a child. you look far back enough, edie, your father had said in his low, strong voice that could bring a civil war to silence, and i think youāll find that all money is blood money.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā language was never fickle on your tongue, french dinner time talk by the time you were out of your hush puppy shoes, your mama fixing the au pair a smile as she fixed herself another martini. you learned the clarinet at four and how to dance with the grace of a swansong at six, ethereal under a spotlight, an audience captive in the palm of your hand. by eight you knew that youād always been destined to be loved. loved so hard they would want to taste you, bite into the soft plump of your cheek and eat you alive. that was how magnetic you wanted to feel. but mother hamsters eat their own young when penned in together too long, and soon you became too wild, too restless, another package on your fatherās delivery invoice, box-shipped out to english boarding school.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā fitting in had never been something you had to concern yourself with. you were always the shiny new toy the other girls wanted to play with, bright like a dropped coin from a magpieās beak. wherever you went, you seemed to leave a trail of awe, pig-tailed harrietās adoring you, imitating you, teachers forgiving your class-time chatter for the sake of your wild heart and the restless spirit you possessed. tell us what itās like in the states, alma. theyād coo, enamoured by your hollywood drawl. does your father own a gun? you hardly knew. barely even knew the colour of his hair, for the scarce amount of times heād stoop to kiss your cheek, though youād tell silver-tongued tales if itād guaranteed you an audience. when you learned how to smile at the right times, and that flattery would get you everywhere, it soon became apparent that charm would pave the yellow brick road to success even when your lack of drive couldnāt.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā the road you followed ā gum-snapping, roller-blading, friendship bands all up your arm ā eventually led you to radcliffe. bright-eyed and gingham skirted, youād always known you were more. there was a hunger in you to be something extraordinary, a want so adamant to be imagined and desired that it was almost savage. in leather-bound volumes and a circle of stones, you were helen of troy, the girl for whom theyād launch a thousand ships. but thereās so much rage within you, collecting like sawdust in cavernous parts. hockey helped. there was something grounding about the feeling of a stick clasped in your hands. sweat. stiff knuckles. feet pounding the earth. the smash of wood against flesh in the scram of a game, passed off as mere enthusiasm. āslipped, sorry.ā hockey is the one thing you had that was yours alone ā a feral instinct that motivates you to play; something primitive within you that sparks an energy like no other. on the pitch, you feel alive. you feel like a god.
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About me tag!
i was tagged by @penicillinjimin and @jogeumdeo thank u loves šš
1. How tall are you?
Iām 163 cm or 5ā²4
2. What color and style is your hair?
itās dark brown, slightly curly, past my shoulders and i usually have it in a ponytail or bun
3. What color are your eyes?
brown
4. Do you wear glasses?
I donāt need them but sometimes i wear fake ones for the fashion of itĀ
5. Do you wear braces?
nope and never have
6. Whatās your fashion sense?
very varied, lots of hoodies, high waisted jeans, long skirts or dresses in the summer, t shirts
7. Full name?
Nina (I dont have a middle name and my last name iām not ever gonna try, itās always mispronounced)
8. Where were you born?
capital of slovenia, ljubljana
9. What kind of student are you?
a very stressed one jdhfhdfjd perfectionist, amibitious if itās something iām passionate abt, very visual, i get good grades and have very nice organized notes (iām pretty proud of them)
10. Do you enjoy school?
I do but again if im passionate abt the subjects... i didnt like my last college major so i didnt enjoy it much but iām gonna be doing a different major now and iām looking forward to it a lot. overall tho i still like school bc i love learning and i need the structure it gives my lifeĀ
11. Favorite subject
economics (funny bc I was studying biotech)
12. Favorite TV Shows
good omens, the good fight, the blacklist, boston legal, major crimes, sanctuary, stargate, the x files, endeavour (these are the ones i rewatch regularly)
13. Favorite Movies
x men: first class, captain america: winter soldier, venom, van helsing, maurice, wilde, uhhhh i cant think of any more but there def are more
14. Favorite Books
i have to say good omens and maurice again, also sherlock holmes (any story i love all of them!!)
15. Favorite Past-time
listening to music, drawing, watching tv shows, bujo-ing, sometimes i like to cook, also pretenting iām getting my life together, thats always fun
16. Do you have any regrets?
nothing major, maybe not staying in touch with a few particular people from my pastĀ
17. Dream Job
well im gonna be studying criminology so something in that field
18. Would you ever get married?
the idea of marrying my dream girl sounds appealing but in real life itās just a whole lot of legal stuff that i donāt wanna get into
19. Would you like to have kids?
no, but iām not gonna say for sure that iāll never change my mind
20. Do you like shopping?
i have major spender guilt so not really but i love fashion and clothes so also yes...but only if the stores arent crowded
21. Scariest Nightmare Youāve Had
i donāt remember ever having a really scary nightmare
22. Any enemies?
i somehow fall out with ppl pretty fast but i never actually know why jkdfkajhf none are like plotting againts me tho i hope
23. Any significant others?
just my best friends, theyre significant š„ŗ
24. Do you believe in miracles?
yes i do, because by some miracle im still out here living a pretty decent life
25. How are you?
right now im pretty good actually
Iām tagging @wtfhoeseok @pjmlog @lolacouldnotcareless @pjmskosmos @hosnack @taesseok @taetae-euphoria @vjimin @yoonminos only if u wanna do it š
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so my evil coworker made an insinuation (she communicates primarily thru insinuation rather than any actual commitment 2 any actual stance) tht the tribunal which hears equality cases needs mechanisms 2 combat false claims of discrimination + i like called her out + was like yk actually self reporting of discrimination among minority groups is incredibly reliable + matches up w other 'objective' methods of measuring discrimination + fear mongering around false claims of discrimination is entirely disingenuous + jst used to fuel distrust of minorities + ease the consciences of powerful groups. but like it wasn't this straight forward or linear @ all i said those things in like 4 or 5 different installments bc she kept trying to like. i can't even put it into words basically but like OK basically when she first said it i was like "do u mean false claims of discrimination? bc thats not rlly a major issue like at all" + she was like "no i mean (says what she said the first time but in even more vague terms)" + i was like ''OK but are u talking abt false claims of discrimination, bc if so i think ur wrong, i think theres dishonest fear mongering around how much of an actual risk that is'' + she was like "no i mean (meaningless sentence fragment which she does not complete but assumes i will read whatever i think is the good kind thing to say into her silence)" + thru out this she is giving me Looks like im being mean + she feels under attack (the dykephobia of it!! Haven't made a post abt how disgusting she obviously finds lesbians bc i literally can't verbalize it) + then im like "OK, yes or no, was your comment (which i then repeat bc she often lies abt what shes said/meant) abt false claims of discrimination?" + shes silent for ages w this face of shock like its so unbelievable anyone wld ever be so mean + rude as to hold her accountable for anything shes ever said or done ever. + i think by staying silent she was expecting me to jump in + like apologise or elaborate or whatever but i didnt + eventually she said 'yes' + I said "OK, well what im saying is that that is wrong bc xyz" + then she was like "well I jst think its interesting tht (something entirely irrelevant as if its what shes been saying the entire time bc shes literally a demon)".
+ i never like calling ppl out but i kno i have a moral duty to do it + i also kno not saying anything will ultimately only make me feel worse, Your Silence Will Not Protect You, etc, but the thing is in the past i don't that regularly encounter ppl who Need to b called out bc i choose to spend time w ppl who actually have souls so its jst rlly wearing me down being around someone who i have to call out @ least 3 times a week, + especially someone who reacts so pathetically as her. + my hands are always shaking + i find it impossible 2 focus in the aftermath bc i find it so scary + im jst glad i havent cried yet tho idk how.
i can feel her sapping my energy + honestly my kindness. i find myself having rlly mean thoughts abt her which aren't justifiable by virtue of her own flaws e.g. this week ive kept thinking of her as rlly stupid + ive never like disparaged someones intelligence before or like not since i was a kid + I kno its an unjustifiable practice but i keep thinking of her in those terms. + not jst using the language but like the feelings behind them are clearly motivated by my disdain fr her intellectual capacity. so this is also sth i have 2 worry abt. i didnt think tht was sth i had in me
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