#i hate that tiktok trend

[zuorancoded]

#nxx: if you know them, which one are they choosing?

#tears of themis #未定事件簿 #artem wing #左然 #tot artem #vyn richter #莫弈 #tot vyn #marius von hagen #陆景和 #tot marius #luke pearce #夏彦 #tot luke #i hate that tiktok trend

[leahsgf]

BOUQUETS – leah williamson

in which leah, famous hater of tiktok joins in on a trend, for you.

one thing about your girlfriend that not many people knew - is that she is secretly an absolute dork, through and through. her signature frown and grumpy expression when she focused, meant that not only was she endlessly teased by you for it, and jokingly reminded that if the wind blew she’d be stuck like that - but also that she gained a reputation for being very serious, and rarely showing her emotions, particularly on the pitch.

you however, and anyone who had the pleasure of getting to see her behind closed doors, and truly knowing her - knew that that was the furthest thing from the truth.

which, is what led you to now.

you’d been sprawled almost flat on top of her in bed for what had felt like hours on end, your favourite place to be on the rare occasion that you both had a day off, when an unusual silence settled between the two of you.

unusual, in the sense that these private moments between the pair of you were usually filled by leah’s rambles about anything and everything, a narration of every single thought that had remained unspoken over the time she wasn’t with you.

“what are you doing?” you protested, breaking the silence and grumbling into the crook of your neck, not even a millisecond after her fingers stopped trailing through your hair.

“nothing, grouchy! just trying to figure out this stupid thing. bloody tiktok i swear! i don’t know how you and the girls love it so much, makes no sense!” she waved her phone in the air, eyebrows furrowing and that frown deepening - but her fingers instantly resuming their actions in your hair, causing you to slump once more.

“wait babe why are you on tiktok! you hate tiktok!” the realisation hit you rather slowly due to your state, your mind flashing back to the what must be hundreds of times that you begged her to do a cute video with you - only to be met with a rant about how much she despised the app.

“oi! mind your business. you’ll see! just need some patience my girl!” she chuckled, bopping you on the nose as she tilted her screen just out of your eyes’ reach.

to say you were confused was a major understatement. you knew you could’ve seen her screen if you really wanted to, your position on top of her giving you a rare power.

one that you knew not to test, however. so, you let yourself shrug off her strange behaviour and settle back into her, being pulled in by the addictiveness that was her skin, and her scent.

“there! done!” she pushed her phone into your face, so suddenly it almost made you jump.

and what faced you, confused you almost as much as when it was hidden from you.

it was her lockscreen. a new one, replacing the picture of the two of you.

a bouquet of flowers.

they were cute, undeniably. dainty little illustrated cartoon flowers, in a variety of colours and styles, put together in a bouquet - in the middle of a plain background.

but not enough to match the shit eating, proud yet almost shy grin that was spread across her lips.

“it’s….cute? lee i don’t get why you’re showing me this though?” your frown mirrored her previous one, confusion visible all over your face that made her giggle, and prod at your flushing cheek.

“look silly girl, it’s some trend on tiktok that beth showed me. there’s a flower for each letter of the alphabet, and people have been putting them together and spelling out their partner’s names to make a little bouquet and i thought it was cute, okay!” she said, almost sheepishly - looking away from you as you sat up, grinning.

“you’re so cute oh my god.” you peppered kisses all over her face, ignoring her protests.

“the team cannot hear about this. kay? i’m their captain, i have a reputation to uphold!” she met your lips in a kiss, almost immediately proving her own point wrong.

“i think everyone knows how much of a dork you are baby i’m afraid, we’re way past that point!”

#leah williamson x reader #leah williamson imagine #leah williamson #lionesses x reader #lionesses #woso x reader #arsenal wfc x reader #arsenal wfc #based on that one tiktok trend that had me crying in single #i can just imagine her hating tiktok i don’t know why it fits it just does #something silly instead of writing my assignments

[https-hunter]

I believe in weird girl supremacy

#saw this trend on tiktok and I HAD to add my favorite weird girls #bob's burgers #cbs ghosts #the breakfast club #the addams family #she’s all that #gravity falls #bottoms 2023 #beetlejuice #barbie 2023 #new girl #mean girls #lisa frankenstein #f.r.i.e.n.d.s #clone high #grease rise of the pink ladies #carrie 1976 #stranger things #10 things i hate about you #edit #my edit

[chrollohearttags]

when you realize 75% of this app has zero media literacy, the reading comprehension skills of a wet gym sock and the attention span of a fucking goldfish, you won’t feel so bad about your work or take these opinions seriously. Expecting people with a 3rd grade reading level and the plagiarism skills of an amateur thief to have anything good to say about creative writing is asking too much . Lower you expectations.

#this is literally WattPad with a Van Cleef bracelet on #ppl migrating from that hellscape and coming to this hellscape to be even more annoying #bringing their negativity and atrocious writing with them #originality is a lost art #the girls are plagiarizing left and right #cherry chats 🍒 #send the flood #creativity is always going to bother ppl who can only follow trends and replicate what someone else is doing #I ain’t calling nobody dumb #but y’all possess some very modest intellect #they think bashing smut and certain hcs makes them scholars #and getting their opinions from tiktok and other ppl #you also don’t get cool points bc you hate a character portrayal either dumb ass bitches #but ask them to list the difference bw their there and they’re and they’ll seize up #“everybody has to start somewhere in their writing. #and the starting point is just stealing others’ works and recycling the same opinions #again y’all won’t be satisfied until this whole app is deserted #y’all keep drudging up nigga eren as if he’s the first character that has had this type of hc #y’all said the same thing about Bakugou and the Haikyuu characters #y’all just don’t want black women to have a safe space period #George bush you gon pay for your crimes #don’t argue with anybody who used to get their tests handed back to them face down

[dykefaggotry]

since yall seem to think me criticizing tiktok trends that perpetuate misogyny means I loathe women, here's some really cool and fun tiktok trends by women that Aren't sexist and Awful like the ones in this post

girl dinner when it's just the most random assortment of stuff like. some hot pickles, cheetos, a slice of cheesecake, and a monster energy drink.

"in the year of the barbie movie?"/"they should've touched on this in the barbie movie."

speaking of the barbie movie, when they were showing off the outfits them and their friends wore to go see it. they were so creative and fun omg

when femmes make matching outfit videos w their butches 😭

that sound that's like "ladies if you want to attract a man do (x)" and so the girl does the exact opposite of each step until she's wearing like. an inflatable horse costume.

those videos where they're doing their makeup but describing the most insane batshit things

"list of things you can do to make men super angry" and it's the funniest shit imaginable to fuck w their ego

trans women documenting their joy in femininity and excitement over getting to be feminine

black women making videos where they're doing smth soft and feminine and taking joy in it

fat women (feminine or masculine) showing off their outfits and talking abt where they got each piece and how they styled it

those videos where they start talking abt how like. you have to take off your boobs when you shower and men in the comments are so confused and not understanding that they're joking and they just keep the bit going

90% of those "how I love being a woman" videos bc it's either women finding joy in femininity or a joke one that's tongue in cheek poking fun at sexism

those ones where moms and daughters will dress up like each other and giggle about it

yall can add on if you want :)

but you see how easy it is to have fun and celebrate femininity Without falling for sexist trends?

#I love the tiktok girlies I just hate sexist trends lmaoooo

[rmtzcoconut]

Um just gonna put this. Here.

Drawings by themselves

#swerve #ultra magnus #idw #transformers #maccadam #maccadams #art by rico #i spent 9 hours for a 5 second tiktok trend #9 hours over the span of 4 days im suicidal #i love how lineless art looks but its so tedious and time consuming. There is pribably an Easier way of doing this but i like my method #lie i just hate learning new things

[coockie8]

i once had an anti tell me to stop sexualizing their trauma on a story i wrote that was a word for word retelling of my own actual trauma but with names changed and its been 2 years and i still cant stop thinking about that

Ah, yeah... Unfortunately a non-insignificant number of antishippers seem to genuinely believe they own the concept of trauma, so any story they read that they believe to be portrayed in a romanticized or sexualized light therefore must be romanticizing/sexualizing their trauma specifically.

I couldn't tell you the amount of times I've gotten the "stop sexualizing my trauma!!!!!!" or adjacent comments from antishippers that universally garner a response that basically boils down to

Like, bitch! I'm talking about my trauma! I literally did not even know you existed until you fucking commented!

#proship #proshipper #anti bs #just anti things #glad to know antis assuming every story about trauma must be about them specifically seems to be a universal proshipper experience lol #like *how* am I sexualizing *your* trauma when I literally do not even know who you are? #like if you hadn't commented I would've gone my entire life not knowing you even exist #if I had omnipotence like that I certainly would not be using that power to sexualize the trauma of some random fucking stranger! lol #you think my petty ass would be doing *that* instead of the infinitely more infuriating thing of spoiling every show you love at any chance #jokes aside though like seriously get fucking real #I hate to burst your main character syndrome bubble but nobody fucking cares about you #not in the ''nobody loves you and you'll die alone'' sense #but in the ''you are just Some Guy™ and the 8 billion other people on the planet have their own problems to worry about'' sense #if someone is writing about trauma maybe take your self-centred goggles off for 5 fucking seconds #and maybe you'll realise that it is 1000000% more likely this random stranger is writing about *their* trauma #and *not* the trauma of a person whose entire existence they are not even aware of #I do believe the tiktok trend of referring to strangers as ''NPCs'' has at least contributed to this epidemic of main character syndrome #people you don't know are *not* ''NPCs'' you fucking robot! #they are human beings just like you with lives and dreams and loved ones #you just don't know them #sorry but I genuinely think I'd go to jail for murder if I ever heard someone refer to me as an ''NPC'' out in public #'cause genuinely who the fuck do you think you are!?

[footballandshit]

i walk into bookstore.

i see a "booktok" section.

i walk out of the bookstore.

#nothing will ever piss me off more than any kind of marketing using 'tiktok' or 'trend' or some bs. like. STFU. don't make me commit arson. #but it's just me tho!! like if you discover books you like through booktok or wtv i'm totally fine with that! #it's just the companies etc that market smth because it is 'trending on tiktok'...I HATE THAT SM. #ignore me ranting here heh. i'm just mad that the bookstore i usually go to started doing this :( #i've never left that bookstore empty-handed. today was the first. #i know it helps bookstores with sales and all. and it's encourgaing more people to read books. which is great!! #i just hate that my bookstore stopped selling some of the good stuff they usually sell just to accomodate to this booktok thing :/ #ice talks

[james-sunshine-potter]

The Marauder’s Beige Flags…

James: He’ll zone out mid conversation, forget what you were talking about, but feel so bad about it that he’ll try and figure out the conversation topic and act like it never happen.

Sirius: Growls in his sleep, like a dog dreaming…

Remus: Before getting up to do something, or leave, he’ll clap his hands like old white dad and say ‘alright then…’

Peter: Answers his own thoughts out loud, but won’t give any context to the thought he had.

Lily: Will purposely tell people (strangers) they’re singing a lyric wrong, just to fuck with them.

Marlene: If they ask somebody to do something for them, and they say no, they always reply with ‘it’s cause i’m gay, isn’t it?’ Or ‘it’s cause I’m Asian, that’s why? God, can’t believe you…’

Mary: Almost too calm when they could be having a medical emergency. Weird pain in side? Now why would it be appendicitis. Blocked ear? Eh, who needs to hear anyway. Fainting? It’s not like she’s dying.

Dorcas: Leaves false lashes everywhere. It’s like a fucking trail.

Regulus: If he doesn’t want to be in a conversation, he’ll make such a confusing lie that people won’t actually notice him leave until he’s fully left the room.

Barty: When someone asks him if he wasn’t something to eat, he’ll say ‘you’ in a deadpan tone (mainly to Evan).

Evan: Doesn’t ask for details in stories. Either you have to tell him throughout the story in it’s entirety or just accept the fact he’ll never know. Real shit gossiper.

Pandora: A little too good at gaslighting. But will tell you she’s shit at it.

#I like doing tiktok trends but I hate posting on tiktok so I’m doing it here #but these are all biblically accurate #this is what God would have wanted #regulus’ could also be that he’s a biter #james potter #regulus black #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #lily evans #marlene mckinnon #dorcas meadowes #mary macdonald #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #pandora lovegood #pandora rosier #james potter headcannon #sirius black headcanon #remus lupin headcanon #peter pettigrew headcanons #regulus black headcanons #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #wolfstar #rosekiller #maurder era #jsp headcannon #jsp- marauder era

[tieflingbi]

literally every time i hear of something that is "happening on tiktok" it's the worst fucking trend imaginable where clearly nobody ever stopped to think critically about it for even just a second and my life would have always been better not hearing about it like. ever

#i fucking hate tiktok soooooooo much <3 #i used to like watching videos of funny youtubers make fun of those shitty trends #but i don't even have the patience and the energy for that #truly the worst kinds of people hang out there and just say and do whatever with no moderation on the site's behalf #fucking awful #sorry for the rant lmaooo but my partner told me about smth yesterday and i also just saw a different post #and i fucking hate it here (the modern internet)

[hapicolb]

You will still have to give me them back though...

#mr beast #funny haha #minecraft #animation #meme #trend #tiktok #song #i hate this song #im tired

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

I love tiktok coverage of social issues until the tiktokers covering the social issues start sounding like tiktokers covering social issues

#journalism / spreading non-tiktok resources / education / organized calls to action slowly turn into #'USE THIS FILTER IF YOU SUPPORT!' and 'umm theres a lot of issues with this filter use this one instead' and #(slide one) 'HERES NEW CELEBRITY NEWS!' #(slide two) 'now that i have your attention... (photos/description of horrific current events with no warning)' #like i get that filters/awareness is one of the strongest ways to help on social media but #i fucking hate the 'tiktokification'/'filterfication' of social issues #and then when it 'dies down' bc coverage is saturated with filters/'BOOST'/repetitive slideshows #it becomes 'YOU LET THIS BECOME A TREND >:(' #mine #tiktok #rrrrr bite bite #current events #social media

[allthegothihopgirls]

i think my last straw with tiktok was the whole thing of people being ridiculed for showing interest in things that were popular >6 months ago, as if 1. everyone on the bandwagon weren't all interested in it seconds ago. and 2. the only way to live is to reinvent yourself every week to follow all the microtrends and mass hyperfixations of tiktok.

#this happened with everything #stranger things is the most prominent example i can think of #but also 'aesthetics' #and music artists #god i hate it so much #tiktok has become the overarching device for the bandwagon #its so toxic too because it frames liking the same things longer than they stay 'in fashion' as a bad thing #the trends have become so fast paced too #which makes it 10x worse #as much as it's ok to change what you like. have new interests and hobbies whenever etc #it's also ok to know what you like and stick to it #whether you explore other interests or not #tiktok #anti-tiktok #. #gothihop speaks

[meggie-moo]

i have never watched an episode of that 70s show in my life

#this is old btw 😭 #i made it during the time this was a trend on tiktok #ALSO APPARENTLY THAT ACTOR SUCKS so he’s lame and this video obviously does not condone any of his actions #this is based on when i first got to sollux i just thought of this dude who i see on my dash >:) and my friend hates it LOL #there is something about him that gives me sollux vibes it is most definitely the hair and the sideburns #sollux captor #karkat vantas #homestuck #that 70s show #t70s #meg’s incoherent thoughts #meg’s art #animatic #meg’s more coherent drawings

[doushiteworld]

Proseka friend told me that both God-Ish and All I Need Are Things I Like are being added to the game on JP covered by Nightcord (God-Ish) and Wonderlands x Showtime (All I Need Are Things I Like) and oh boy am I scared. They're also adding (Not) a Devil but it's not covered so I'm not worried about that

#look. I didn't like the nightcord non-breath oblige cover. I don't think I ever went into detail as to why but I really don't like it #I think. Non-Breath was a bad choice for them to cover music wise. I think God-Ish is better. because it's not as energetic #not a bad thing!! God-ish feels whispery which is so Nightcord's thing. Non-Breath was too high energy for them to pull off good #...so I'm gonna be double upset if they fuck up God-ish actually. I don't even care for God-Ish that much #Like I cared for Non-Breath so much. so it stung when they kinda missed the mark with it ^^: #I'm like. a little less worried about about WxS. Because they made like. The one Pino cover In the game I actually like #Ignoring the Saki and Tsukasa Cosmospice cover. I hate that cover so much sorry #But also like. All I Need Are Things I Like is one of THE PinocchioP songs of all time. to me. so like #I hold the same sort of attachments towards it as I do to Non-Breath. So if they do fumble the net with it I'm gonna cry #Also. I know. there's a possibility that TikTok. Will pick up on it #And I don't think I'm gonna mind too much. If they run with God-Ish more. because I think it's kinda hard to miss the thing with God-Ish #But if they make some fucking trend audio with All I Need Are Things I Like that completely misses the point of the song somehow. #I'm going to riot. I never got TikTok 'ruining songs'. Until both Non-Breath and Anonymous M became like. funny trend audios. #I made a better post on my main blog about this I'll reblog it here maybe #Guys I promise I like Proseka It's just my liking of PinocchioP comes before that #I like being a little hater also tho #pinocchio p #pinocchiop #vocaloid #pinocchio-p #project sekai #proseka #doushiteworld.txt

[copingchaos]

it honestly feels like something that'd happen in the office tv show, this is michael scott level of trying to make a case

#no hate to michael scott i loved him in the show #but like it goes to show how much critical thinking skills you have to LACK to see their argument as rational #world #israel #gaza #jerusalem #palestine #tiktok #news #trending #viral #the office #tv show #loki #books #movies #marvel #kamala khan #comics #mcu #disney #anime #sports #the eras tour #fandom #fanfic #avatar #atla