#i hate tesla

[maybebabyplease]

Cannot be having you bored! 79 for joy and/or 88 for violence? :)

HIIIIII!!!! ummmm both? both is good :)

79. What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

oh god this is such a lovely question bc multiple things came to mind RIGHT away! i literally can't pick just one so i'll cheat and list a couple: moving to Los Angeles after college, getting together with my partner even though i was afraid we were too young at the time, moving to london for my grad degree, submitting my stories for publication, starting my 'boring' job that's led me to so many opportunities, WRITING MY FIRST FANFICTION, etc etc etc. i know it's sappy but i'm really happy with my life as it currently is, and i can track it back to so many hard or scary decisions. so how could i choose!

88. If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

i feel like you can guess this, jay, since you're reading my fic (which i hugely appreciate -- love you to bits for this) but. it's elon musk. every time it's elon musk. fuck that guy.

let's get personal

#i haaaate elon musk #his vibes are just so fucking rancid #he's so stupid and such a baby #i could go on for ages #i hate tesla #i hate spacex #i hate twitter #he's singlehandedly crushing my writing career with what he's done to twitter #he's not even smart enough to be evil imo #he JUST sucks #anyway #em mail #jay tag #ask game

[str33tydr1ft]

Pissed off so incorrect quote as stress reliver here we go 😍😍

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Donald : Duckie

Donald : Quackaeroo

Donald : MONTY WONTY

Donald : BABE

Donald : SWEETHEART

Donald : MAMA MONTA-

Duck : what.

Donald : why are you so mad 🥺

Duck : YOU DRILLED A PICTURE OF THE UGLIEST THING KNOWN TO MAN- ON MY FUCKING BEDROOM WALL.

Donald : Yea but-

Duck : NO LOOK.

[The Picture]

#ttte #thomas and friends #thomas the tank engine #ttte incorrect quotes #i hate tesla #fuck tesla #ttte donald #ttte duck #ttte montague #ttte donald x duck #but like srsly i dont get how ppl like those pecies of shit #their ai barely even works #and its not even done #and it has the quality of a mcdonalds 20 mcnugget sharebox

[thesmithslover2]

whilst everyone is making fun of elon musk, pretty much every tesla model is so fucking ugly. the model x especially. god.

#musk #i hate tesla #elon musk

[cryptidclaw]

Fuck tesla they hurt our local small business pie bakery >:(

#i already hated tesla this doesn't change much #cryptid rambles

[destiel-news-network]

(Source)

#destiel #us politics #Angela Chao #Mitch McConnell #Tesla #billionaire #castiel #dean winchester #breaking news #i hate linking to the daily mail but don't want to link to a paywalled WSJ article

[cardboardmoon]

Bee thinks it makes him look sharp

#transformers #transformers prime #tfp #bumblebee #rafael esquivel #shitpost #my art #I hate Tesla btw if u can’t already tell #meme #hey bee imagine not being able to pass the carrot test

[vamp-bites]

the text to audio syncing was a nightmare

#i made this back in september and then never posted it because i hated 1 frame but refused to redraw it because i didnt wanna reedit it💔 #trigun #trigun fanart #vash the stampede #millions knives #trigun maximum #trigun maximum spoilers #trimax #trigun tesla #my art

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

do you have autism? genuine question! what’s your favorite and least favorite car btw?

i absolutely do have autism lmao

i just answered favorite but for least favorite i am a tesla hater for SURE. hate everything they embody. they’re barely cars to me, they’re symbols of capitalist greed and laziness. poorly built, terribly implemented tech, dangerous to everyone around them, and exist purely to fuel the ego of one billionaire manchild who bought his way into the automotive space.

he didn’t even start tesla, he bought it out. used to be a couple guys building essentially kit cars. the first gen tesla roadster is the only tesla i can respect because it was before musk got his hands on the name

#not a car id #asks #anon #sorry i went off i fucking hate musk’s teslas

[sergle]

I love to hear what people say about Youtube Drama* but it's SO tacky when it gets so offbase that the posts people make start to be about completely off topic infighting within the Watcher fanbase

#but god it IS fun to read about this kind of thing #asterisk on the drama bc this is not like a Scandal per se #this was a business decision made On Purpose #it's not like when sniperwolf stalked a guy and posted a pic of his home to her fans #or when the guy from tryguys fucked one of his employees Who He Himself Hired while also monetizing his wife and kids on the channel #this is different bc it's like. on purpose. #I DIGRESS.... #you guys should see some of it in the watcher tag it's crazy. people are pointing at randos just bc they're already annoyed #i'll give you the clifnotes version which is that i got to see one where somebody has decided that the Steven Hate is actually ppl #revealing that they simply have just been racist at him the whole time. fwiw the steven roasting is bc he's an out of touch Tesla Boy #and bc he brought a homophobic evangelical pastor on the channel #and cockily admitted to being friends w people who are homophobic and racist... his own words #like he has verbally admitted to maintaining friendships with racists so i don't think people are really thinking this one through #these were new to me I was down to roast him for being rich and boring alone #also this reasoning kind of falls apart bc Ryan is literally Right There and people love Ryan #sergle.txt

[lunarhobbits]

i do think the fact that shane is dressed like a supervillain in the announcement is really funny. when he betrays his audience he goes all out at least.

(credit to reddit user Icy_Arrival4510 on r/WatcherSnark for pointing this out)

#im disappointed and saddened but at least it's a little funny... #the SMIRK. no WAY this man didn't know what he was doing a lil bit. at least he's committing to the bit here ig #people are pointing out that a LOT of the blame is going to steven and its getting kind of scapegoat-y (and borderline racist apparently??) #while i'm not a fan of him like i was (since HS) of S/R and i don't trust people who own teslas (hate musk hate his company) #yeah i dont think that he's solely the blame here/deserves to get all the hate. they clearly all made this decision #i think shane in particular may know this is his Villain Arc and he's just embracing it. he looks like he knows theyre gonna hate him 4 it #sorry im just. saaaddd #watcher #watcher entertainment #shane madej #ryan bergara #steven lim #ghost files #mystery files #puppet history #buzzfeed unsolved

[time-to-write-and-suffer]

Ugh everyone dunking on Steven are soooo cringe 🙄

Shane and Ryan are grown men who stood by this decision, so please dunk on them too lmao.

#watcher #sorry i think it's funny to dunk on steven and his tesla and expensive lifestyle and finance bro ways #i just think it's unfair to forget that they let him do that!!! they looked at that and went 'yeah i'll stand behind that' #so #let's dole out the dunking accordingly #but i do get why ppl hone in on steven specifically because like #the optics of going 'we're strapped for cash!!! anyway here's our new show about me traveling all over the world and eating gold!' #are not great good buddy ol' pal #they are in fact EXTREMELY hilarious #to be clear i'm not saying go and harass them #and in fact most that i've seen are people making the same sorts of gold-flake tesla jokes which i think are understandable #considering the aforementioned optics #i just think people hand-wringing over all the 'hate' steven gets are forgetting that he's living a life 90% of his audience can't afford #*because* of his audience #ALREADY #ya dig??

[odinsblog]

As cold weather sweeps across the U.S., some electric vehicle owners are learning a bitter truth: Low temperatures can stop the cars dead in their icy tracks.

The issue crystallized this week when some Tesla owners in Chicago discovered their EVs' batteries had died in sub-zero temperatures. Drivers also said some of Tesla charging stations weren't working, or if they did work that the stations were taking longer than usual to charge up their vehicles.

“I've been here for over five hours at this point, and I still have not gotten to charge my car,” Tesla driver Brandon Welbourne told CBS Chicago. “A charge that should take 45 minutes is taking two hours.”

What happens to electric vehicles in cold weather?

Here's what to know.

Electric vehicles are less efficient in cold weather, with Recurrent's research finding that below-freezing temperatures reduced driving range up to 30% on 18 popular EV models.

An EV with a 200 to 215 mile range may only go 150 to 175 miles in the cold, Recurrent's Case said, while noting even that reduced mileage is often sufficient for most drivers. “The average person with an EV drives 30 miles a day,” he said.

Still, a shorter range in cold weather could be an issue for some owners if their EV runs out of juice miles earlier than expected, potentially leaving to hunt for an available charger or, worse, stranded in dangerously frigid conditions.

(continue reading) ❄️ 🚗​ 🥶

#tesla #elon musk #electric vehicles #yikes #as much as i hate those stupid soap bubble looking cars its not just tesla #yeah this might be a prob #lol i think i can wait a bit longer for my ev #i frequently drive to georgia and north carolina and nyc and dc #i couldnt imagine getting stranded on the side of the road in freezing temps #because my charge died about 30% sooner than i planned #and charging stations are so few and far between to begin with #im not knocking the technology but issa problem #❄️ 🚗​ 🥶

[harvestmoth]

cough

#i hate her #also i had this done before the last post but. i wanted to draw tesla amd amber.. so i drew them and forgot about this #anyways. hope she dies next version #pokemon rejuvenation

[lil-gingerbread-queen]

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"Everyone has abandoned me."

#millions knives #trigun #trimax #trigun maximum #fanart #my art #traditional art #watercolor #colored pencils #acrylic painting #pastel #Knives is a child scared of being rejected and harmed so he decided to hurt others to protect himself #he felt abandoned by humanity when he found Tesla #he felt abandoned by Rem when she chose to stay behind to save the ships #he felt abandoned by Vash when he was picked up by humans #and he felt abandoned when the plants separated themselves from him #This is prettier irl I hate when the picture isn't what I draw

[thunderon]

i just love when a design is soooo minimalist that it’s completely unintuitive to the user. and by love i mean [mentally blasting a death ray at level 1000 while kill bill sirens go off in the background ]

#*scream* #i could say this about many things #but this is specifically about how i rode in a tesla for the first time #hated it! #op

[mad-hare]

honestly have to hand it to Elon musk because he’s made his fans into the most apologetic subs I’ve ever seen. every complaint about the cyber truck has “(but I really love it otherwise it’s amazing!)”

#accelerator got stuck I almost died #Tesla said there’s no repairs available #BUT ITS NOT HATE I LOVE MY TRUCK