#i frickin called it

[royalarchivist]

Quackity: There's a possibility you have two fathers *laughs* and there's nothing bad with having two dads, ok? One of them - one of them is a man called Luzu, and the other one is a man called Wilbur. How does that sound, son? Now we're gonna have to choose and find out which one of them is gonna be your dad.

Tilin: *puts down a sign*

Quackity: Let's see, what does it say? Move, move son I can't read it.

Tilin's sign: I'm la tres leches?

Quackity:

#Quackity #Tilin #QSMP #how do I frickin translate this #in like. the most non-graphic way possible #Basically calling Tilin a tres leches implies that Q slept around a lot #because tres leches is a sponge cake that's made with 3 kinds of milk basically #and you know. the implications. #I'm sure you can piece together the rest

[jeeaark]

Shirtless Disaster Pt2.

looklooklook Maybe every other Tav's Emperor was 100% prepared for that interaction, very knew-what-they-were-doing, very committed, SO VERY BOLD OF THEM

But Greygold's Emperor.....was not!

After witnessing with my own eyes that is shirtless squid buddy, I realized something. Squid buddy is a godsdamned silly goose trying to be too cool for school.

I just....I would reaaallly like to know the emperor's thought process for how they concluded that sitting next to your sleeping crush shirtless is a viable strategy for starting a conversation

NO REALLY- WHY IS THERE NO 'WHY ARE YOU SHIRTLESS' DIALOGUE CHOICE. WHY??????? The entire time the Emperor, with their squid tiddies out on full display, was casually talking, that question was the only thought running through my head. GIVE ME THE DIALOGUE OPTION, GAME, GIVE ME.

Such a silly moment. In conclusion. I had to make it more silly.

OKAY BUT ALSO, BEFORE ANYONE TAKES HUNGRY SQUID TOO SERIOUSLY. There's a book in the game. talks about tadpoles smelling like garlic after eating brains. and. Emps. smelled like garlic. so. and if you knock out the guards instead of kill, they disappear, SO. And Orpheus' brain is edible in here SO. so. why not a lil. why not a lil snackaroos. It was a funny thought to implement.

#bg3 spoilers #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #the emperor bg3 #bg3 emperor #greygold #bg3 fanart #bg3 comic #Also windmill illithid was Greygold's awakening #There was not ONE SINGLE thought that ever considered a mindflayer to be POSSIBLY attractively fit UNTIL MFING windmill squid #///This game KNEW what it was doing//// #not a few hours later #dryad lady trying to call out Greygold's spiraling reassessment on squid beauty like- #“YEAH SURE I GUESS I DO THINK THEY'RE PRETTY FRICKIN PRETTY -NOW-” lakfjdaksdjadf #Next thing they know Greygold is reading up on illithid anatomy like a cat's curiosity sharpening their knife #tw:blood #tw:gore

[lolguestwho]

Making myself suffer by drawing him cuz why not?

#call of duty #cod fanart #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #cod mw2 #ghost call of duty #it took frickin days💀 #soo many reference just for the helmet🧍‍♂️ #don't know if i did the helmet right #2024 drawing

[anothercrisis]

When Ghost met Soap, he knew immediately that he wasn’t like any other person he’d ever met before.

There were several things he noticed within the first minute: Soap carried himself confidently with a swagger Ghost had never seen before in their profession; there was a glint in his eyes, an excitement that bordered on crazed that should have seemed out of place; and most importantly, either a lack of self-preservation or an unhealthy amount of fearlessness, because he, unlike so many people before him, dared to touch Ghost.

Despite these observations that gave him a decent picture of the sergeant’s personality, Ghost didn’t realize how quickly he was going to have to adapt to being the maniac Scot’s impulse control.

But it wasn’t like Soap was completely unhinged or irrational. He was actually very smart and trustworthy, which was something Ghost had to acclimate to since he wasn’t used to others being able to handle aspects of the mission without him breathing down their necks.

However, the first solution Soap always proposed, no matter what the scenario or problem, was demolition. Sometimes it was offered half-heartedly, like he knew he was going to be told no but couldn’t stop himself from asking.

Other times, it was an acceptable solution, and Ghost liked the way Johnny lit up when he was told he could demolish something. Ghost liked watching that permanent glint in Soap’s eyes spread to take over his entire expression, his grin sharpening into something crazed. He liked the way Soap’s body started to buzz with energy, as if he himself was the explosive, trembling and ready to blow.

At any given moment, Soap had multiple forms of explosives on his person. It didn’t matter in the slightest if they were on mission or at base. On the rare occasion he didn’t have pre-made ones on hand, it didn’t take him long to whip something together that Ghost could just not believe was stable or safe.

Ghost quickly learned that if he couldn’t hear Soap, then he was getting into trouble, rigging some complicated bomb that had the potential to take a whole section of the base down. He quickly lost track of how many times he’s had to order and beg Soap to disarm his recreational explosives before he got himself hurt or killed.

Every day, Ghost wondered how Soap had survived so long without Ghost around to be his impulse control. How all the mishaps had been avoided or contained. How anything was left standing in Soap’s destructive wake.

And really, Ghost should have seen it coming, with how observant he was by nature. It shouldn’t have surprised him in the slightest that all his mental and emotional barriers crumbled under Soap’s gunpowder-stained hands. Ghost never stood a chance; not against the maniac Scot with a heart of gold big enough for even Simon’s freight of trauma.

#ka-frickin’-boom baby #unhinged demolitions expert soap agenda #and soap’s impulse control ghost #they’re soulmates your honor #I’m so unwell about them #but I don’t require help #the brainrot can take me I don’t even care anymore #it’s the crisis talking #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #soapghost #ghostsoap #call of duty #cod mwii #cod headcanons

[whereismyhat5678]

*Ehem*

HEARYE HEARYE‼️‼️‼️ 🔔🗣️🔔🗣️🔔🗣️🔔🗣️

CALLING UPON DEAREST MUTUAL OUR BRILLIANCE OUR EXTRAVAGANT @marclef

THOU ARTIST HAT HAS BROUGHT THOU ART TRADE FOR YOU.

SHE ONLY WISHES YOU THE BEST AND HOPES YOU LIKE THOU DEAR TRADE.

NOW WE PROUDLY PRESENT:

*INTENSE COUGHING WHEEZING*

Fuck my throat- WE HOPE DEAR @marclef LIKES THOU TRADE. WE HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON AND HAVE THE MOST WONDERFUL OF DAYS.

-SINCERELY

whereismyhat5678 👁️💖👁️

#*COUGH COUGH WHEEZE* Gosh my fucking throat- *WHEEZE* #God I can’t do this job anymore my throat is killing me! #My doctor appointment is in- JANUARY?? I can’t wait that long I can barely speak!! #Stupid royal Hat making me do this- *scoff* My throat can’t function my fucking god- #*SHOVES GUY OUT OF THE WAY* EYHM EVERYONE SHE IS HERE #Eyhm is SO frickin’ cute I loved drawing this little goober 🤲💗💞💕💓💖 #Also hope the shading looks alright because I think it looks a bit odd but it’s alright 🤷‍♀️ Just hope you like it tho 🫶🫶 #Also SORRY for that weird ass calling my news man says his throats been bugging him #But then again he’s just here. I have to pay him by the end of this month 😒 Hope he doesn’t argue about how poorly I paid him again #Sheesh- 🙄 #Hope you have a wonderful day Marclef!! #Eyhm #Art trade 🎉🎉🎊🎊 #NOT MY CHARACTER ❌❌

[agathazinha2009]

Bro the fact Dinotrux animator's did Ty with Three fingers is slightly impressive. Why? lots of kids shows demonstrade Their T-rex like characters with Two fingers. It's not wrong, but it's not right.

I said Once, And I will say again:

Dinotrux Details are ✋😩

#dinotrux #THIS DETAIL #Dinotrux is more Dinosaur accuracy than a Frickin' movie #WTH #Dinosaur Train #I used to call Buddy “Ty's lost kid” lmao #Primal #Jurassic park

[wormthing]

^__^

[Drawings 1 & 2 based on The Works' story, 3rd drawing is based on the classic comic by SucculentBud on twitter]

#the works #the works movie #robots #fortis arbor's art #traditional #digital #ibisPaint x #fanart #image described #i drew the junkyard robot as a robot seen in 3DV and i feel like i frickin Called it. bc that guy is in art materials for the works #OH YEAH BABYYY and his name is Jal. so everyone say hi jal ::-] #i drew this before any concept art was shared with me a few days later..

[itzabag]

Babygirl.

#artists on tumblr #my art #alagadda #scp #drawing #scp 2264 #art #hes so babygirl #I mean aggressively babygirl #he’s just #just so frickin #I mean I’ve drawn all the four lords and I gotta be honest #out of the 4 he’s the best #I thought he was gonna be the worst ngl #never drawn cat legs b4 #but yeah I adore him and I wanna give all the snuggles #he would dead ass call himself the Cat-erpillar #just #✨babygirl✨

[shikai-the-storyteller]

"She was my best friend" PACTW STOP IM ALREADY DEAD

#i talk #opq talk #opq spoiler #He's going to be the next to die #I'M SO FRICKIN SAD BRO #oh and then Foolish called him his little puppy again. Alright.

[licorishh]

Replayed Modern Warfare 3 2011 on Veteran tonight and goooooooood night. Blood Brothers never gets any easier to watch no matter how many times you've done it and the ending really never misses huh

I apologize for the amount of yapping in the tags I reread it all on mobile and started giggling because it went on for so long but eh. Blessed are those who won't shut the freak up and all that

#call of duty #modern warfare 3 2011 #i just. wow. wow wow wow wow wow #i've played these three games so many times over the last several years and i just. #they literally. never get old. #loose ends and blood brothers will never not make me cry and endgame and dust to dust will never not make me smile so hard #ending it with price smoking the cigar like he did in the first mission in the first game wHEN HE FIRST MET SOAP JUST UGHHHHHH. #i know y'all don't care but i don't care that y'all don't care i could literally yap about this until i shrivel up and die #i have never ever ever in my LIFE seen poetic justice played out so beautifully like it is at the very end #JUST. WOW. WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW. WOW WOW. WOW #they do not frickin make games like that anymore DADGUM #i also forgot how frickin sad down the rabbit hole is?? like jeez louise they didn't have much screen time but gosh #i also have never in my life heard such gut-wrenching anguish from a grown man in my life like price in that one scene #I KNOW Y'ALL KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT THAT MAN MAKES ME FULL ON S O B IN THAT PART HE HAD NO BUSINESS #anyway i'll keep cutely living in denial and pretending literally any of the main characters besides price and nikolai are fine <3 #foley and dunn and their team seemed just fine at the end of modern warfare 2 so i will accept that small mercy #at this point these games have taken everything else i love away from me so #y'all probably think i'm wild for how insane i get over these games but the nostalgia bit is a big part of it as well #like they're honestly in my opinion genuinely the greatest video games of all time #but the fact that i have that connection with my dad makes it so special #crazy cause he said he also cried in blood brothers and my dad is 54 and i have seen him cry one (1) other time in my entire life #heck infinity ward but also bless them i hope the devs live long beautiful wonderful prosperous delightful exciting fulfilling lives #Lord bless them and their entire bloodline for the contributions they have made to humanity not even joking #AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE FREAKING SOUNDTRACKS DO NOT GO THERE OAUSYDJAKAKDN #MW2 AND MW3 CREDITS. EXTRACTION POINT. COUP DE GRACE. RETREAT AND REVEILLE. CONTINGENCY. PARIS SIEGE. PRAGUE HOSTILITIES. RUSSIAN WARFARE. #UGHHHHHHHGHHHH everything about these games is so unbelievably perfect and immaculate #i have got to get over my art block NOWWWWWWWWWW #makarov is also the best villain i've ever seen idc bro he's frickin awesome #i mean obviously he's horrible and a disgustingly evil human being but as a character he's stupidly well-written

[brinkle-brackle]

YALL I GOT MY PICTURE WITH BRENT AND???? HE??!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!

#I WAS ALREADY FRICKIN STARSTRUCK AND PANICKING #AND THEN HE CALLED ME DOLLY AND HE WAS LIKE “how pretty are you” #I FUCKIN #AJSBFKWJHDKWHFJR #THIS GUY . THIS ABSOLUTE GUY #I WAS FLUSTERED AS FUCJ IN THAT PHOTO #I STILL AM #HE SAID THANK YOU AFTERWARD AND IT TOOK ME A FULL 3-4 SECONDS TO RESPOND #AND YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID??? #“...tHAnK YoU--” #THIS MAN #he's so funny and sweet I ajjfhehhJDJKFJEJSJDK #i'm gonna be reeling from this for at least a week #AT LEAST #highkey one of the best days of my life #brent spiner #star trek las vegas #stlv #star trek

[royalarchivist]

Pac: [While bouncing up and down on the side of the giant Snowman using his tentacle gun] Hi Ramon! Hi Ramon! Hi Ramon! Hi Ramon! Hi Ramon! Hi Ramon! Hi Ramon! Hi Ramon!

Pac: [In a sing-songy voice] Hello Ramon~ [In a deep voice] ALOHA! Aloha ohana!

Pac: Hi Ramon. 🥰

[Pac pronounces "Ramon" with an accent, which sounds like "Hamon"]

#Pactw #QSMP #Ramon #Pac #January 5 2024 #Love of my frickin life #He's so cute ; ____ ; he loves Ramon #Someone on the dash was asking for this clip #Could've sworn I reblogged one like this but apparently not! Maybe I saw it on Twitter #EDIT: HE CALLED RAMON FAMILY. I JUST NOTICED THAT #OHANA MEANS FAMILY........ I gotta go lie down

[thecreaturecalledriza]

I just think it would be very nice if someone (coughSamBellamycough) took Izzy’s tummy troubles into account and doesn’t treat it like a joke or a burden. Whether it’s a sensitive stomach from anxiety or ARFID or food intolerances/allergies or IBS. Sam would definitely have the money and—in my head and general fanon it seems—the care and devotion to give Izzy gentle food that still tastes nice. Or just, you know, making sure Izzy has a healthy relationship with what food he can eat.

Here I go again with my food as a metaphor for love kick…

#bellhands #izzy hands #sam bellamy #projecting some of my food and stomach issues onto the cranky old man #Because of one line about Izzy puking and shitting himself after being left in charge during a storm #dizzy izzy #izzy the spewer #I hate those nicknames so much #Stomach and food problems are no joke #Sam Bellamy would never #I just want izzy to have a nice time #And that somehow keeps relating back to food in my mind #Seriously want the next person who calls Izzy mean names related to his stomach problems to get frickin decked

[elizabethplaid]

In the middle of the night, the chickens crowed and the coyotes howled. Were they conversing? Were they warning each other? Maybe they were saying I should go to bed. But am I one to heed wisdom at this hour? By golly, no.

Poetry from Tuesday morning (Sept 19, 2023), noting that I needed to skip library duty.

#poetry #my writing #daily notes #i stg it was like call-and-answer between the chickens and coyotes #frickin crazy #otherwise it's the donkey and the cow that are noisiest #neighborhood animals #i wish tumblr was remembering my tags like before #so i knew wtf i tagged shit as

[zerothesonic]

okay i lied i did draw this week

here is some wolf girl my friend joel challenged me to draw

though it kinda ended up as him teaching me the basics of digital art because from my initial artwork clearly i had no idea what i was doing lololol

this was the reference he gave me but CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHO SHE IS OR WHAT GAME SHE COMES FROM I WANNA TAG HERRRR

update: learnt she was from valorant but WHAT. IS. HER. NAMEEEE

update update: her name! is! neon!! (thanks @syxnewt!!)

three days ago i honestly had no clue what i was doing

anyway as usual feedback/constructive criticism is appreciated!!

#yes i’m talking about the artist joel #no not my brother joel #and not the onion joel #and not joel.exe #man why do i know so many joels #i have no idea how he taught me this much over frickin WHATSAPP #but looks like i owe him now #anyway #PLEASE DOES ANYONE KNOW WOLF GIRL’S NAME I CAN’T KEEP CALLING HER WOLF GIRL FOREVER #please if you can tell me i’ll give you a cookie #art #fanart i guess #zero’s art #valorant #valorant fanart #neon valorant

[starshine-valley]

I honestly find it super funny how i have so many farmers in my save files (around like four which isn’t a lot but still) and they all marry the same bachelor. Like everything about these farmers are different except for the fact that they fall in love with the same funky guy. It’s just so funny to me. That bachelor has a harem and that involves every single one of my farmers.

#stardew valley #sdv farmer #stardew farmer #stardew bachelors #stardew bachelorettes #it can be applied to anyone of the bachelors and bachelorettes #but for me it’s a bachelor #*coughs in alex* #maybe i’ll make one of them marry seb or sam or penny #but i dunno i’m loyal to alex #IN EVERY FRICKIN SAVE FILE #is that what it’s called? i think so anyway.