#i fell off my chair

[milaisreading]

Me, sees Oliver Aiku for the first time: Why is that grown ass man beefing with teens?!

Me, after finding out he is 19: This is why you put moisturizer on your face everyday

#bllk #blue lock anime #blue lock manga #blue lock #i was shocked #i fell off my chair

[leerang]

"I cannot afford to be on sick leave."

#kdramaedit #island #kdramadaily #cha eun woo #tvn island #yohan #kang chan hyuk #mine #i fell off my chair

[mando-thirst]

Well friends, my soul is ruined. It’s been real

#so help me god #HE SAID BABYGIRL #I FELL OFF MY CHAIR #pedro pascal #I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS MAN #tlou spoilers #tlou #joel miller #joel tlou #ellie the last of us #the last of us hbo #the last of us series #the last of us spoilers #the last of us #tlou series

[notyoujamie]

#i fell off my chair #starwarsedit #obiwankenobiedit #star wars spoilers #spoilers #my gif #*** #obi wan kenobi #a new hope

[tiberius-kirks]

was watching a video and suddenly felt very out of touch with what an impulse purchase costs? so

#for context im a huge cheapskate and the most expensive impulse purchase ive made was $75 concert tickets #in the video she casually mentioned a $300 impulse purchase and i nearly fell off my chair #polls

[dlsintegration]

black sails 2x05? are we fuckinf insane? are we crazy? am I having an allergic reaction or just straight up dying why didnt anyone tell me . oh my god

#i literally fell off my chair #IM SO MAD AT MYSELF FOR BEING SURPRISED TOO? #god #black sails #so his entire life. as a pirate #is a reaction to. #i cant even say it

[just-null-cult]

i have come here to personally thank you for giving me more than i asked for 🙏🏻 i am utterly grateful like IDJFKDKKFODOD 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️ it made me so happy the last doodle has my heart he is so cute i will eat him

also there is a DROUGHT out there for us noritoshi fans like im living on CRUMBS its insane and omg dont even talk to me abt how it feels like to be a kashimo and ino lover (altho they are getting a bit more love now) my nori is still underrated :/ sooo hence im asking ur hand in friendship and in exchange i promise to share my hcs with you abt nori my sweet lil meow meow we're in this together 💪🏻💪🏻

also since its October, do you think he likes horror movies? i feel like he can withstand gory movies but its the jumpscares that get him and he wont tell u he's scared when u watch one with jumpscares owkfkdkd imagine him hiding his face against ur shoulder or something 😭😭😭 (i used to do that with my dad when we watched horror movies and i used to be like im not scared😤😤 when he asked if i was lmfao thats where this hc stemmed from)

N. NORITOSHI HIDING IN YOUR SHOULDER OR SUPPRESSING HIS REACTIONS TO THE JUMPSCARES....... WAS IT AN INVOLUNTARY REACTION TO USE YOU TO HIDE??????? WAS IT BUILT UP TRUST????? DID HE GROW USED TO HOLDING ONTO YOU WHEN HE GETS SURPRISED BECAUSE HE WANTS TO MAKE SURE HE HAS HIS VALUABLES SAFE????????? WAS IT A MOMENT WHERE HIS MIND JUST INSTINCTIVELY GRABBED THE FIRST THING HE WANTED TO PROTECT/BE PROTECTED BY???????? OH MY FUCK.

he's probably used to gore and gritty stuff like that since he sees it often being a jujutsu sorcerer and all. not to mention his technique is literally blood. maybe he's desensitized to gore films, the most you'll get from him is a disgusted scowl.

BUT DID YOU SEE HOW QUICK HIS EYE OPENED WHEN HANAMI SHOWED UP BEHIND HIM. YOURE SO FUCKING FR ABT JUMPSCARES. Noritoshi is that guy who wouldn't scream or yelp but gasp really loudly and jump out of his skin.

i feel like they get him most in horror because of the music building up anticipation. if its one of those fake outs where the jumpscare comes a bit after, he's fucked UP. It makes him instantly miffed, as he tries to regain his composure. He swears he's not usually like this, it got him by surprise is all..!

Noritoshi is the type that'd only watch a horror movie if the story is rich and complex. He's the type of guy to like open endings that make you think.. if it's a guilty pleasure movie where all the protags make stupid decisions, he gets annoyed right off the bat.

He's groaning and complaining about how imbecile the characters are, but would still watch it with you because you personally invited him. If he's lucky you could fall asleep on his shoulder or [insert movie cliche here] how could he pass that up? But Noritoshi wouldn't be able to focus on you if he gets twice as annoyed because its a bad movie + jumpscares. it still startles him, but the movie is so terrible, he's embarrassed it got him, especially in front of you!!!

if you get involved and you tell him to quiet down, Noritoshi would shift his focus towards you. like that awkward guy who thinks he's being smooth and lowkey about how he cuddles up next to you. He wants to be the tough guy who's shoulder you can hide in, and he is!! just not.. with jumpscares.......

#noritoshi #noritoshi x reader #kamo noritoshi #kamo noritoshi x reader #noritoshi kamo #noritoshi kamo x reader #merry october #sO SORRY THIS WAS SO LATE AGAIN WDYM OCTOBERS ALMOST OVER FUKC SO THESE OCTOBER POSTS WILL LEAK INTO NOVEMBER. AHA. #FAM I WAS SPITBALLIN SO HARD W THE WRITING BUT FUCK IT OH MY GOD I LOVED THAT #ty back for the cat noritoshi idea btw. ill love you forever #the way i fell off my chair and scrambled to read the rest of this ask was insane. friendship.? im so awkward but i'll be here for u homie #i love noritoshi headcanons.. #i eat them up like candy... #.... my cult member is moving up the unspoken ranks i made up while making this cult..... #as for ino and kashimo. i dont know much about them. #but i like the bits i do know! i like ino's energy.... he reminds me of an excitable puppy from what ive seen.. #i may draw more characters if i grow obsessed. i mean infatuated. or if they make noritoshi look good. #or if you do a damn good job at convincing me #but unfortunately. i was persuaded into a blood pact with my second in command to wait for the anime to finish then watch it with him then. #back to nori though. we are definitely together in this. i fucking understand the drought. pinterest keeps giving me geto #and yes. hes good too. BUT NOT THE MEOW MEOW I'M SCAVANGING FOR #THATS NOT MY STUCK UP BABYGIRL WHO'D SCOWL AT ME FOR PRONOUNCING WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE WRONG.... #btw peep the orange for pumpkins or something #happy halloween my awesome cult

[babygirlificationn]

Random edgeworth doodles because it's been a while since i last drew him and i missed him :( </3

#my pookie...i watched a couple of ace attorney yt videos yesterday and igot hit with a wave of longing so violent i almost fell off my chair #art #fanart #digital art #my art :D #ace attorney #miles edgeworth #miles edgeworth fanart #aa #ace attorney fanart #i <3 u ace attorney fandom. literally no other fandom has ever treated me as well as u guys. i <3 u i <3 u

[sgsketchbook]

open hand or closed fist would be fine

#nbc hannibal #hannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannibal fanart #literally one of the best shows i’ve ever watched #i’ll readily admit this #the dialogue floors me #like hannibal opens his mouth and says like #the most poetic gayest thing i’ve ever heard #when will said you and i have begun to blur i fell off my chair #like be fuckin fr…

[sacredthefran]

CREAM AND SUGAR JAKE!!!!!! CREAM AND SUGAR JAKE

#I fell out of my chair when I saw this #it’s literally C&S Jake #cream & sugar #greta van fleet #jake kiszka #aHHHhHhH #bitting my arm off as we speak

[yumemiruuuu]

I come bearing sustenance 😞💅✨

off-topic but imagine if huaisang got drafted into war

#I could’ve sworn I had this in my queue??????? #anyways I just watched Jin Zixuan get decked by Wei Wuxian TWICE in a row and laughed SO HARD #I literally almost fell off my chair that was so pathetic LMAOOOO 😭😭😭 #literally rewinded to watch him get decked again #xiao zhan #wei wuxian #nie huaisang #the untamed #the untamed shitposts #grandmaster of shitposts #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mdzs shitpost #mdzs brainrots only… I want to rewatch the donghua #ALSO QJJ MANHUA DROPPED??????? #魔道祖师

[linkedin-offficial]

UM. ANYWAY

I HAVENT EVEN GOTTEN TO THE GOOD SHIT YET GODDAMNIT ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ STAY TUNED FOR MORE I GUESS THANKS SM I LOVE UR WORK LMAOOOO 😭

#i genuinely almost fell out of my chair. fucking astonishing #WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM RIGHT? IM FUCKING RIGHT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT/POS #PISSING SHITTING CRYING??????? FUCK‼️‼️‼️‼️ #good to know my bullshitting pulled off‼️‼️‼️‼️ LMAO #anyway. back to regular scheduled programming

[loopeyfluff]

TW SCREAMING

#wano spoilers #op spoilers #one piece spoilers #im not joking when im telling u that i literally fell off my chair and knocked it over #i was banging into the walls and flopping across the floor like a fish whne i saw the video #MY HANDS COULD NOT STOP SHAKING FOR A FULL HALF HOUR AFTER I WATCHED IT #i was out of breath for the rest of the day XD

[keniaku]

[id: a digital fanart of gojo satoru and geto suguru, in their high school years. the point of view makes it looks like the viewer is peeking at them from a different room. they're sitting together on a round table, with gojo mostly obscured from view, save from his head that's leaning over to the table. he's holding a stack of papers, and appears to be talking to geto, who's slumped over on a chair across of him, with a large hole on his left side, his hair is messy with his bun barely intact. there are two cans on the table, and another stack of papers abandoned and scattered on geto's side. the curtains are slightly open behind them, showing a silhouette of a figure watching over them through the window. /end id]

suguru, this will come up in midterms, y’know. are you even listening?

#jujutsu kaisen #if ur dead at any point in the story ur dead from the start... #gojo satoru #geto suguru #jjk #gojo #geto #artsy pastry #described #fun fact i forgot i put kenjaku in the bg when i noticed the silhouette again i almost fell off my chair

[laughingphoenixleader]

Ahsoka is just. !!!!!! making me so happy.

(spoilers ahead by the way)

Star Wars Rebels is finally getting the love it deserves. you can feel it pouring out from every second of the episodes released so far, and it’s so incredibly refreshing. there are so many tiny details that they really didn’t have to put in, but they DID. I’m so used to no one besides a few friends irl and my lovely mutuals appreciating this show. I’m used to there being near-zero merch for it being sold, besides by small independent shops (my beloved). but now people KNOW THEIR NAMES. they’re learning who these incredible characters are, and it’s just. so delightful.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead absolutely NAILS her role as Hera—the quiet confidence and air of command. the understanding and care in her eyes. her every expression is ON POINT, and her dialogue is *chef’s kiss*. she even stands like Hera—her posture is identical to hers! kriff, even her EYE COLOR is correct!!!

NATASHA LIU BORDIZZO. looks EXACTLY like Sabine and knocks it out of the park portraying her! the amount of attitude she displays is SO our angsty sassy Mando girl. the way she’s so frustrated with the way Ahsoka’s been acting and doesn’t try to hide that. the way she completely refuses to follow anyone’s orders. SO SABINE.

Ahsoka!! I was a little nervous, because live action Ahsoka has been so different from the Snips we know in terms of lack of spunkiness—but I noticed that her EXPRESSIONS are so snarky and Ahsoka-y throughout these two episodes, and I’m really happy about it!!!

also Ahsoka and Hera are BEST FRIENDS AND I’VE BEEN THEORIZING THIS AND WANTING THIS AND NOW THEY’RE FACETIMING ALL THE TIME AND I LOVE IT.

also also I’m so normal over how Hera and Sabine have matching leather jackets it’s sO CUTE

#I just #I fell off my chair and went into hysterics when Hera came on screen #I am so obsessed with this show #ahsoka spoilers #star wars #star wars rebels #hera syndulla #swr #ezra bridger #sabine wren #ahsoka tano

[acecroft]

Spock/Pollux the Wizard in Star Trek: Strange New Worlds 1.08

#trekedit #snwedit #scifiedit #tvedit #spock #ethan peck #star trek #star trek strange new worlds #mygifs #usermichi #usertom #userteri #trekdaily #chewieblog #televisiongifs #cinemapix #useroptional #the way i almost fell off my chair