#i dont know and neither does she

[a-flux-uchiha]

Poisoned Smiles and a Silver Tongue

Gen, really mostly just Artemis/Sheik, but Impa shows up a bit. Artemis is tired of trying to negotiate with a stupid noble and decides to get some mischief onboard to convince him to stop delaying the negotiations.

Artemis groaned as she dropped into her favorite chair in her sitting room. The negotiations with Labrynna were still going on, and it had been four days. Usually these sorts of negotiations took two days at most. Four days, and all because the blasted noble they sent to accompany the poor diplomat was refusing anything except the ridiculous terms he’d gotten into his head that Labrynna deserved. Everyone else in the room, including the poor diplomat he was accompanying knew those were absolutely stupid terms, but he was adamant, and it was delaying the negotiations. 

Artemis’ gaze fell across the bodysuit laying innocuously across the backs of one of her chairs, returned after Kiara had washed it earlier. Maybe it was time to try a more…hands on approach to diplomacy. 

Nothing illegal obviously, but Sheik was technically employed by Artemis herself, so it wasn’t exactly odd to see Sheik loitering around the castle, and well, Sheik could always just…happen to be in the same place as that noble several times in a row and working with his weapons. 

“Hey Kiara,” Artemis called, figuring her maid wasn’t going to be that far away. 

“Yes, Queen?” Kiara asked politely, stepping out of the shadows. She was getting very good at that. 

“Turn anyone who comes here looking for me away. Say I’m doing paperwork and can’t be interrupted or something. I’m going out.” 

Kiara smiled, understanding the implications. “Of course Queen. You’ll be busy for several hours catching up on the paperwork delayed by the negotiations.” 

“Thank you. I’ll alert you when I’m back.” 

“May the shadows keep you hidden,” Kiara replied, a traditional Sheikah wish of good luck. 

Artemis simply inclined her head in response, standing up and already beginning the process of unlacing her gown. Kiara would handle it all. She was Artemis’ handmaid for several reasons. Only one of the reasons was that she was being trained by Impa, which meant Artemis could trust her. 

Sheik was ready within ten minutes, and at least two minutes of that was just hiding all of his knives. Sheik had gone by feminine pronouns for a while, mostly during the war, but after a couple incidents of someone calling him by masculine pronouns, he decided he liked that better and fully switched. Artemis was female, yes, but Sheik was not. 

He snuck out of the Queen’s quarters, only actually appearing to most people’s eyes pretty far away. It wouldn’t do for there to be some awkward rumors about how he had been seen coming from the Queen’s rooms. If the Queen was rumored to be having a fling with her personal assassin Sheik was going to die of embarrassment. He could not have a fling with himself, that would be literally impossible. 

If someone accused him of having a fling with himself he was going to reveal his secret identity as Artemis out of embarrassment and then Impa would kill him. 

So, first order of business, identify where the noble was right now. Pretty easy to find out, he just had to ask a few of the servants if they knew where he was. 

Turned out the noble in question was busy berating one of the servants he’d ordered to bring him food because she hadn’t known exactly what he wanted. Notably, he had neglected to tell her what he had wanted. It was like he thought she was a mind reader or something. 

Well, jokes on him. Sheik strolled out of the shadows conspicuously within the noble’s line of sight, and set about doing a knife trick. They knew several fun tricks with knives, and all of them were good for intimidating nobles without saying a single thing. 

The noble clearly saw him, as he quickly shut up and stopped berating the poor servant girl, who quickly scurried away when his attention was distracted. 

Sheik made deliberate eye contact with the noble, flipping the knife up. It almost hung in the air for a second, then fell. He caught it, then slipped it into his sleeve with a sleight of hand trick. Sheik wouldn’t need to say anything at all, just show up a few times, play with knives a bit, and leave. 

A few servants with laundry bustled out of nowhere, coming between Sheik and the noble, which was his indication to disappear. Which he did, straight up into the rafters. The castle was always built with rafters specifically for Sheikah to use. So few people bothered to look up, and even when they did, the rafters were generally wide enough a Sheikah could stand on one and be fully invisible to everyone below unless they were at a very specific angle. 

Sheik could see the noble looking around frantically before slowly leaving, looking around like he was expecting Sheik to jump out of the shadows to attack him. 

Sheik wouldn’t do that. Not to him, that’d probably just make Labrynna mad. Intimidating him by calmly walking by while doing a knife trick or two though, that was on the table because it wasn’t technically illegal. There was nothing illegal about performing knife tricks, and there was nothing illegal about walking around the castle. 

Technically direct intimidation was illegal, or at least heavily frowned upon in diplomatic circles, but Sheik wasn’t doing that, he was just walking and playing with his knives. It wasn’t his fault if the guy took it as a threat. He didn’t mean it like that. 

Well. 

No one could prove that he did, in fact, mean it like that. 

This was totally diplomacy. It wasn’t any more underhand than stuff that sometimes went down at the actual negotiation table. Totally diplomacy. 

So Sheik continued his little game, any time the man stopped to berate a servant for doing nothing to him, or a guard for fooling around with her weapon, Sheik would drop down, stroll out of the shadows playing with a knife, make dramatic eye contact, then disappear. 

As the game went on the man became visibly haunted, jumping at shadows and shuddering any time any gleam of metal caught his eye. Sheik drew great amusement from it, occasionally dropping down and just appearing among the servants. Not even playing with his knives, just walking with the servants for a bit before disappearing again. 

The man eventually went back to the rooms for the Labrynnian guests, which meant the game was over sadly. 

Sheik didn’t actually go back to his rooms for a while though, just hanging around the castle and randomly helping servants. He helped one lady carry laundry, then helped her fold it for a while. He helped one of the cooks by running back and forth between the storage a few dozen times to contribute to the canning process currently going on, moving completed jars to the storage areas underground and bringing empty jars back up. 

It was refreshing to just run around the castle and do random chores, using his body in ways he didn’t usually, either when sitting around doing paperwork or dealing with her advisors, or when doing battle training. 

Plus it was nice to just connect with his people, made sure he remembered that they were people with lives and thoughts and feelings. Plus he could get random dirt on people. That was always funny. No one thought twice about giving the latest gossip to Sheik, who showed up randomly to help with chores, even if he was technically the Queen’s personal assassin. He never used it, but it was funny to know anyway. 

Conspicuously, the next day the noble caved quickly to the terms Artemis and the diplomat had laid out and stopped protesting. Impa was giving Artemis suspicious looks, which frankly were warranted, but still, rude. 

That wrapped up before lunch, thank the golden goddesses, so Artemis headed down to the kitchens to collect lunch for herself, Impa falling into step next to her. 

“He caved awfully fast,” Impa remarked, and Artemis couldn’t stop a smug smile from spreading across her face. “And you look awfully smug. What did Sheik do?”

“Nothing illegal,” Artemis replied innocently. It was true, Sheik had done nothing illegal. 

Impa sighed. “And nothing that will be traced back to you?” 

“I’m not some amateur, you taught me well.” 

“Perhaps too well,” Impa sighed, but she probably didn’t mean that. There was no such thing as teaching someone too well. 

#Artemis #Impa #Hyrule warriors #technically #Intimidation is totally diplomacy #dont ask about artemis' gender #i dont know and neither does she

[craycraybluejay]

On the next episode of Are Maleness and Sadism Interlinked or Am I Just Weird About My Masculinity and Kink

#my tranny sex mysticism is cooler than your cissy sex mysticism #although gender in general is a construct and everyone ties things to their gender which have little or no #real connection to anything like that #bc gender is identity #clothes are the easiest example but #i think i understand when people say stuff that sounds nonsensical like 'my gender is venus flytrap' #because gender is identity and if its a big thing in your identity you kinda like #connect it to your femaleness or maleness or both neither other #like when a girl fights shes still feminine kicking ass and that doesnt make her any less good at kicking ass #or when a guy does his nails it can very much be a masculine thing for him #its all made up and based on vague feelings and concepts #so sure conservatives feel free to identify as an ak47 you know its not a gotcha #and radfems feel free to keep calling me a monster it makes me hard <3 #but yea like. identity is both complex and simple. its the human condition to identify with things #and i dont think 'neogenders' are particularly new i just think we had different words or no words for that #but people have and always will identify with anything and everything #thats human nature. we mirror and absorb and grow #even twin sisters experience femaleness differently or even call it different things #girlhood or being a lady etc etc #even within the cishet society gender is not as simple as authoritarians would like you to believe #anyway yeah my gender identity is sadistic male aligned freak and other things

[maskyartist]

im gonna assume we're all SO cool here okay? okay.

so here's Eden and Neon :) they both work at the Hidden Reef, run by Beatdrop

Neon is a full-time performer and works with another OC I havent designed yet, P1-RANA, usually partying on stage with him. She's permanently grey but covers herself in colorful powder, glitter, and stickers to make up for it! :D

Eden, however, is a part-time performer and personal hit-for-hire for Beatdrop. for the time being she keeps an eye on JD on her off hours because of the debt he's accumulated for the Casino. Beatdrop wants to make sure he doesnt just disappear off the face of the earth and not pay his dues. Eden thinks his antics are funny. they're like..."dating" dating. not labeled but she does wear his shirts when she stays over

thank u for ur time :)

#masky says #doodles #trolls dreamworks #trolls ocs #i'm kinda into oc content rn?? #i have a whole plotline for these two in mind #with like main characters n shit dont worry i wont leave out the boys #or poppy n viva #i wanna stuff the whole cast into that casino #battle royale this shit #anyways- #oc: neon #oc: eden #i still gotta design the twins too #but eden's fun! shes easily my favorite design ngl #but neon's a close second #i made her at first cause i had such a trio visualized in my head #a grey pop troll who made herself colorful- #-a funk/rock troll who never found a genre they loved so they hop a lot- #-and a techno troll who does techno music but mostly cause its all he knows #they're all buddies they're work besties they get together after for drinks and rant about their boss #i hope you'll notice anytime i draw someone who works in The Hidden Reef?? #they will have cyan and magenta on their person :) #its to show they're contracted to Beatdrop but thats neither here nor there dont worry about itttt :D

[softshuji]

eldest daughter syndrome really do be kicking my ass tbh

#i just find it like so unfair yknow #im the only one who works in myhouse and full time #but i come home and the house isnt clean and i tidy up and sort everything out and tidy the kitchen anf living room after dinner and put #my sister to bed and yk if there was no one else to do these things id understand but #i have 5 brothers all of whom are adults and they dont lift a finger #its not as if any of them work bec they dont and neither does my dad #and im so so so exhausted yk? bec not everything is my job or responsibility #and i keep blaming other things for me getting sick but yknow what maybe i just dont rest enough #and the other day i was upset bec i'd had a tough day at work and i felt unwell and i cleaned up everything after dinner and my brother #said i didnt have a right to be upset bec i “chose” this. like as if i chose to work full time nd do all the chores for a family of 9 #and it just really upsets me bec no one sees an issue with it and im so mad at my mom at rhe same time #constant therapy sessions w her bec shes mad at my dad and wants someone to vent at and then he does the same abt her and my brothers #and im so tired yknow just sososos tired bec she'll complain abt how they dont do anything but then she wont ensure they do either #its just empty complaints whereas she thrust responsibility on me when i was 9 and yet my brothers are 18+ - all but one that is and they #cant even do their own laundry bec she just..... did everything for them all the time but now is mad that they cant do anything. #like yes i know my dad is a failure of a husband and a father i expected that i'll never be a good enough daughter for him and that the onl #thing he has to say about me is that im bringing shame on our family despite everything ive done but come on #im just tired and upset #its hard not to see yourself as a robot or machine when theres little room to be anything else. #and even on a day like today when i dont feel well it never stops and i just keep doing #im sad i want a hug from my gangster bf #oh god i am sorry pls do not perceive me for this #and yk what #thats why i cant stand when people are nice to me bec all i can think of is #i havent done anything to deserve this? i should have to give something in return #or if not #theres something this person must want because why else would they be nice to me when i havent done anything for them #i cannot fathom the concept that someone just wants me because its me #its literally just not possible why would anyone fo that for me

[infizero]

people on twitter be normal about acht's gender (impossible)

#first i saw someone saying ''its possible its a she/they situation judging from appearance'' which. jesus fucking christ #and now i saw someone saying they felt that them wearing a dress was. out of character?????? #which. is insane to me. you are aware that we barely knew anything about them as a person until now right #what the fuck are you talking about. how can them wearing a dress be out of character WE DIDNT KNOW THEIR CHARACTER!!!!!!!!! #you can feel like they'd look better in pants but saying that a dress is out of character for someone we know nothing about ??? #kind of just feels like. you think nonbinary people can't wear dresses #also personality does not equal gender presentation???? no one's personality dictates whether or not they would wear a dress #unless part of their personality is ''i hate dresses and would never wear one'' or that they always dress more neutrally/masculine #which. neither of those is true for acht. as far as we know. we have seen them a total of one time (album cover) where you can only #see up from the waist. and again WE BARELY KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT THEM AS A PERSON BEFORE SIDE ORDER #idk it doesnt really matter its just bizarre to me. them wearing a dress isnt ooc you either just dont think nb people can wear dresses #or you have a made-up fanon version of acht in your head that is now going against what they've been revealed to be like in canon #i dont know. its just weird. they're just vibing man #serena.txt #splatoon

[aroacettorney]

dont mind me. im simply just putting together a ludgercasey angst collection.

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#aro ludgercasey propaganda #''why cant u be normal abt them'' how can i be normal abt them when solid 80% of their interactions is either angst or stemmed from angst. #even their ''fluff'' moments were also angst. #literally no one does angst like they do. #ludger prefers to keep most of his connections extremely impersonal/professional. #but whether or not he wants to admit it theirs on the other hand simply does not... fit in that category. #he'd even tried to convert it that way but it just didnt stick bc neither of them could help but be themselves around each other lmfao. #ludger is seemly still oblivious to caseys attempt to mend their personal relationship. #which is not too surprising considering he was also oblivious to the existence of their past relationship. #after all there was no reason for him to believe that casey would want to have anything to do with him. except maybe putting him in jail. #so pushing her away seems to be the most logical decision right? personal relationship is a luxury to him anyway. #alas casey who wanted to believe in their past friendship takes it as a sign that ludger has no interest in maintaining it. #she now has to take a step back because ''if you force a relationship it may become more estranged.'' #so unless he takes the initiative they are likely stuck in this limbo. #(casey might use impersonal excuses to stay around but rn its all up to ludger to change the nature of their relationship) #casey girlie forget him i would have treated you so much better... is what i would have loved to say. #i wouldnt be suffering this much if ludger wasnt clearly holding himself back most of the time / if it was completely one-sided from casey. #i dont know if this is a slow burn or hurt no comfort but if casey gets no closure im gonna commit arson 😔

[july-19th-club]

i really like george and nick together they're so solid. the thing she needs most in the world is stability (financial and social) and he's just deeply steady and commitment-oriented which gives her the ability to soften up a bit when she knows she has a landing zone that won't fall out from under her. but they also challenge each other, they're fun, their arguments are charming and funny and their chemistry is strong i really really like these two together

#so far none of nancy's relationships have much wowed me she was really only with nick in order to break up with him #and he's so interesting that it's nice to see him becoming something more than Nancy's Boyfriend #normally when the first-string boyfriend gets broken up with he fades into the background but i feel like it's actually #solidified him as a character #he's still in the story because he kind of has to be so they're forced to come up with somethign compelling for him to DO #owen is nothing. he's zero. he's reilly buffyverse. i dont care about him at all and neither does the protagonist #the REAL sleeper agent is the fry cook . i know this because i read the wiki and because also at this point he and the protagonist are like #at best acquaintances who've gone on a few missions together #but the potential is there. it's simmering. she's intense and always dialed up to eleven so she does need an even-tempered and easygoing gu #meanwhile he is more interesting than he looks so he needs someone who will bring excitement into his life #nancy drew

[beeapocalypse]

was about to start a post with 'do you remember the desperate housewives videogame. the husband shouldve been stoned to death. the cop and the mobster as well' and then realized no. nobody remembers the fuckin desperate housewives game are you kidding me

#genuinely some of the most appalling implications ive seen in a story and they are just NOT addressed at all. a cop obsessed with his-- #--high school girlfriend going to the lengths to track her down like twelve years after she left town somehow being the best choice is awfu #i dont even want to put down a basic plot summary for context the husbands actions are so disgusting. the mc has amnesia (bc her-- #--mobster exboyfriend tried to have her killed) and looks incredibly similar to the husbands dead wife. extrapolate from there if u wish #i dont know anything abt the show itself. in my mind it does not exist #the only normal characters in the game are the children+the mcs son and the gay fashion designer neighbor. w the neighbor it is bc he is-- #--neither '''competition''' as the other housewives are nor a '''potential score''' as every other man is. nearly every single-- #--interaction in the game is portrayed that way and it is maddening #i think the therapist mightve been decent ? i cannot remember he just kind of sat there and nodded along but at the very least you-- #--did not have the option to fuck him and he was not a creep #^ guy who is far too invested in a 2006 tv show videogame. sorryyy #a strung out addict with amnesia investigating a mystery. harrier du bois type character LOL

[johanthefriskiestofbits]

oooooo please tell me (who knows nothing on the subject) about orv swap au

hehehe. hehehehehehe. hehehehehehehhehehehhheheheh <- guy who is so normal

the premise of orv swap au (name has yet to be finalized) is this: what if kdj and yjh swapped narrative positions (reader <-> character) but very little else? what if a video game player enters a time loop to save his favorite character from dying over and over again and also to end the apocalypse?

admittedly it's not super fleshed out yet (a lot of the changes this premise would introduce are still not hammered out yet) but here are some points under the cut (novel spoilers ahead!)

orv swap au starts with pro gamer yjh who feels :/ abt his job, but hey, it pays the bills. despite (or maybe because of) his relative popularity as a pro gamer and networking with the agency/sponsors/people to impress, he's kind of isolated in a way that's detrimental, a facade of someone he's not whenever he's on camera

something to play around with is the idea of agency? maybe this yjh doesn't feel like he has any and has his hands tied between the lifestyle and being under public scrutiny and not having enough of a support system to leave everything behind. maybe he doesn't know what else he would even do. maybe he's aimless and drifting with nothing to hold on to.

his favorite video game is what i've been thinking of as World's Hardest To Play Indie Game (not based on difficulty but just on the experience of consuming it) a boring, exposition heavy, player-hostile, poorly designed, slightly buggy mess of a barely-playable game: twsa, a game that was not finished upon release and experiences with sporadic updates every now and then.

the ending tree to this game is so convoluted its insane. also theres no save states so if you die (very likely) u restart babeyyy.

twsa (video game) does have multiple endings, all of which happen when kdj, your main character, dies. some are farther into the apocolypse than others, some paths require meta knowledge of future events or character actions or items or whatever. the "true ending" is either analogous to the original 1863: kdj makes it to the end at the cost of everyone he loves, or hsy's modified 1863: kdj makes himself enemy of the scenario to secure a way out for the kimcom remnants.

there's branches on the choices tree where everyone dies and everything sucks and is bad forever and theres choices to make where kdj gets to make a family and they don't really get to settle down but they can get pretty close to it among the ruins of the apocalypse. through all his testing, yjh finds that these endings are nice but peter out - to get to the end of the apocalypse yjh has to claw his way there inch by painful inch, through betrayal and sacrifice, and he still cant fully get past it

i originally wanted to finagle a yoohankim 3 way swap but i couldn't figure it out. swap aus are a lot easier to work with when they're even numbers, at least to me, so this au features a ysa who is a video game company employee by day and by night she really has become god this time (and also a terrible indie dev). and this is how jungdoksang can still win !!!!

also yjh's coworker from Real Life hsy :) i haven't decided if she's like an employee for the same agency, or if she's someone else in the gaming circles that yjh interacts with sometimes (in my heart theyre in like some sort of discord server together), or something like that but she's around. whatever she does she is twitter cancelled for something. to me.

the only other character swaps are lsk and yma. yma is yjh's estranged sister (in broad strokes there's a vague bad parent situation going on here) (they used to be close until they drifted apart and slowly started hating each other [there is an abyss between them that neither of them can bridge]) (he feels that she betrayed him and threw him under the bus so he left [maybe he gets kicked out]) (she feels that he abandoned her to whatever situation they have going on [he didn't even try to take her with him]) and he has to find her when the apocalypse starts. yjh older sibling to yma gives us a whole different little dynamic to explore from kdj ysk (there's different levels of responsibility and guilt and blame when you're talking siblings that are soooooo interesting to me. sorry that i see any set of siblings and immediately try to figure out how to make them worse)

lsk is kdj's mom who appeared into existence at some point with kdj and they were both just adults. that's weird isn't it. oh well. i guess she can become a transcendent later too for funsies

everyone else stays in the same configuration of Real Person vs Character to me this is a very important aspect

this point has no precedent with the swap, nothing particular that would change to cause this, but it would be so funny if lgy was a little gamer boy who is an avid yjh hater. hates that guy. shows up to competitions to boo him. tunes into yjh's silent no-mic speedrunning streams to mald in chat but yjh +mods don't ban him bc its kinda funny.

anyways the apocalypse starts when yjh and his coworker/fellow gamer hsy are on a train to twitchcon and lgy is also there (also headed to twitchcon) and he brings bugs because he likes them but also to sabotage yjh specifically. its just funny if this happened. you understand

instead of having reader-related skills and abilities, yjh's skills are video game player based! he gets flavor text insight on people, location, and items, things like that. notably, he has the ability to reset, to bring himself back to the beginning of the apocalypse

orv swap proper follows yjh as the Player of the Game (Consumer of the Narrative) who lives hundred of lifetimes in this ruined-world-become-reality "replaying" [read: time looping through] the game to reshape it to save his fave character from self implosion (kdj with no dissociation is very prone to dying. all the time.). to revisit the idea of playing with yjh and the idea of agency, of creation, the only way to get past the apocalypse is to go off the beaten path, to choose options that weren't even there in the game. when in space, at his darkest point, yjh becomes a writer. in this story, at his darkest point, he has to become a creator too

please do not ask me how the epilogues go i dont know how the epilogues go (i don't want to throw yjh back into a train for milennia after he Just went through a thousand resets so i'm sending kdj for that but i havent fully planned how or why)

anyways, hope that helps!!! :)

#orv au #orvswap #i think i will main tag this. just the one tag tho. poorly planned au be upon ye. #orv #orv spoilers #<- for blacklists! #i only realized after creating this au that this is just how p//mmm goes except its videogame themed and hater lgy is there lol #anyways wheres that post that says time loops are about tragedy and theyre about saying i will make this right #and secret third thing time loops are about love #also each individual dynamic for the creater-player-character triangle in this is so interesting to me to explore like #you have the new kdj-yjh one (mostly similar tbh. was the crux of the au after all) which is a fun space to play in #but then you have a brand new kdj-ysa one to work with which is !!!! a writer and her character. a creator and her creation #and then you have ysa-yjh as the creator and her audience of 1!!!!!!! where is yjh that he needs to be saved? how does ysa answer that call #to love to the point of creation.... to tear the world asunder..... to create the worlds most unplayable rpg....... #lets meet again in another life. ysa reaches out toward yjh but cant reach him before she wakes up. cant quite tell him its not his fault #and Dont Even get me Started on yoo sister dynamics ill go insane #because theyre siblings but for a while (and def at the beginning of the story) it hurts to be around each other (its a betrayal #its a pang in your chest its a you were supposed to protect me and you were supposed to love me and i dont even know you anymore) #but also the swap means the 4th wall eats yma and leaves yjh begging for her back ('dont you hate her?' 'shes my little sister' #which is neither agreement nor denial but also both at once) #its ya boi #tango mango #anyways thanks for the ask im very normal about the ask

[kraviolis]

im glad belos got what he deserved and is actually fully gone for good and wont ever hurt anyone ever again, but its also really funny and fascinating to think about shoving luz and ghost-belos into a locked room together where neither of them can physically harm each other and just force them to have an actual honest conversation for once

#krav talks #toh #toh spoilers #they wouldnt even try to convince the other to come to their senses. been there done that. even belos has to admit that he lost and luz won #nah they'd end up talking extensively about magic theory. #if belos was forced to be civilized and talk to luz like a fuckin equal for once he'd end up infodumping. i know it #also he'd ask so many questions about what the human realm is like after 400 years #belos could explain some things and luz could explain some things and they wouldnt 'bond' persay but more a grudging mutual respect #luz threatens to withhold information whenever he strays too close to any sort of 'witches are the spawn of satan and must die' talk #belos does the same when luz tries to preach about how witches are good and that his god probably isnt even real #so they dance around those topics bcus they both have constant hunger for knowledge and will make compromises to get it #and luz knows belos cant hurt anyone anymore so denying him it is pointless #he's also surprisingly really fun to debate with. at least about stuff that dont have any moral or ethical implications #like glyph combinations neither of them attempted before #i can fully imagine belos insisting that using fire and ice in such a way would only backfire #but luz arguing the opposite because of the way they interacted together in this other combo that she used once #but neither of them can prove it bcus the glyphs dont work anymore so it never really escalates beyond concepts

[dullahandyke]

was gonna make a post bitching about how being a princess of heart works but then i remembered the whole union cross 'the 13 darknesses are sentient' thing and came up with my own theories but ive looped back around to being mad again. goddd why does shit actually work when you think about it im so mad

#i was hung up on the singular sentence in kh3 abt them releasing the lights into new vessels (EXPLAIN PLS?) #and ive come to the conclusion that the 7 lights are their own sentient beings like the darknesses who can interact with their hosts #and they explained the situation and all went 'hey jasmine/belle/etc id usually only do this if u died but like #the baddies all know where we are now. can we fuck off to new hosts so they dont find us' #and the princesses all went thumbs up emoji and off they fucked to arendelle #n then that leaves a couple options for kairi #first off her light went 'oh she has a keyblade? im staying here then. no need to ask her' #second off it asked her and she decided to keep it. which is INTERESTING and i will have to think abt to decide what it means #bcos like. im keenly fucking aware that we get Three whole sentences abt the situation in kh3 #and neither kairi nor the former princesses r there for it. so like. Assumptions R Being Made! #like i know the princess of hearts logic is literally just 'we made the disney princesses into macguffins'. but like. augh #this also brings me to question like. yeah yeah heart wont make a nobody. but like. what ELSE does lightdom grant #bcos we KNOW excess darkness has an impact (hi terra) #and if the only ppl without darkness are those currently hosting the light (and ven. hi ven) #then moving to another host like elsa requires purging them of their darkness. which i feel should. do something #IDKK im pontificating with shaky knowlege but like. u undestand #anywho leftover stir fry is calling my name xoxo

[softshuji]

Any men out there wanna pretend to be my bf to get my parents off my case about marriage? I am so so serious right now.

#my mom gave me a really really lonf lecture and upset me because her and my dad want me to start thinking about settling down ans getting #married. again. cos this comes up all the time. ans I reiterated that i do wanna marry and have kids. i know im 26 years old why do they' #think im also not aware of this??? like i suddenly forgot my own age and have my head in the clouds all the time. and i got so heated cos i #said they only believe in that in theory. in reality neither of them have accepted the idea od my leaving home or the idea of mw being with #a man. and they start freaking out if they even find out i talk to them so to say they want me to get married is so fucking naive #ans when i mentioned this and that they're more than ok w mt brothers talking tp women she said that if i wanted to settle down she could #talk to dad and they could “go about finding someone for me” and I've never been so pissed #i got so upset. why does everyone keep saying this to me. as if anyone my dad knows could ever be a half decent man #and the truth is they don't care if im in a happy marriage they've accepted that i won't be they only care that im gone and saving face in #front of family. that's all. it's always reputation it's always “what will people say?” #not once did love come up. not once did shw even imply that i should marryfor love #or that they hope i love someone and marry them. because they're more happy with the idea of me marrying for the sake of it than #they are at the idea of me finding genuine lovw #im not a fucking broodmare im not here to push out babies for the sake od reputation. #and then i said nor being married isn't the end of the world and she said “it's important that you settle down” #and i said im unwavering in my principles. she can call mw high maintenance like she loves doing but I'm not wavering on the #kind of man i want to be with and when i do marry him i want it to bw genuine. because be loves me and vice versa not because im ticking off #somethin from a damn checklist to appease them. and if being unwavering on my principles means staying unmarried then so be it. #my obligations are to god and myself and that's it #and y'know what??? i am in love with a boy already #and yet they don't care that i wanna be in love at all. no im just a puppet to follow a certain narrative in life live according to evergone #else has and that's it. #im done. #and then she tried to apologise by getting me a slice of cake and that somehow made me feel worse. #i dont want an apology. i want to be heard and actually listened to for once. i want someone to ask what i want. to actually give a shit #and love me cos it's me. not cos im some thing to further an agenda. or some toy or puppet that does your bidding. #is it so much??? to just want to be loved in return? to marry and live according to how i want to?? ans not want anyone to make these #decision's for me? #ruined my whole day.

[iqmmir]

Doing history..

#.mimiming ❜ #still don't understand this one act.. #but its a sidenote so its not necessary.. #also i dont trust my history teacher because shes a liar and doesn't know whats in the textbook.. #neither does my physics teacherr..

[sakitenmaenjoyer]

more inverse au. these posts are just me talking to myself but it's okay lmfao

since inverse au is supposed to be an inverse of prsk canon, i realized maybe all of wxs pretends that they're 'normal' 💀 since in canon almost everyone knows they're fucking weird. it's not mafuyu-cation; they still know who they are (mostly). they just don't show it to people.

the spectrum of 'hiding who i actually am' is:

rui - faked the charming schtick so much that he actually thinks that's his personality (self delusion)

nene - plays into being a 'cool girl' (like an) when she's actually a haughty anime girl (proud of being popular for a 'character' she's playing 💀)

tsukasa - king of idgaf island (he's self obsessed with his image)

emu - lets people assume she's painfully shy/doesn't want to talk when in actuality she's just Watching. (people don't talk to her, but when they do, it's like they're talking to a five year old. she lets them think what they want to.)

#txt #wxs if they masked is such a funny/sad concept #nene and rui not knowing theyre masking is so funny tho. tsukasa and emu side eyeing them like 'u guys are NOT neurotypical!' #if i had to do an actual personality swap itd probably be #tsukasa -> akito #nene -> acts like an but is actually tsukasa #emu -> uhhh people thinks she's kohane but she'd actually haruka/kohane after the main story #rui -> acts like shizuku but is actually mafuyu/minori/toya (i dont know his personality yet. so neither does he!)

[mxdotpng]

sitting here twiddling my thumbs trying to decide how adaline's story ends. it isnt happy either way but its a matter of how.

#.text #im actually doing homework. but still #adaline rozovy #u know its like either she dies or doesnt. and gets a fate worse than death. either way she does not get a happy ending #like on one hand. they bring her back to old sharlayan and try to heal her. they try so hard. but in the end it does not matter #and she is gone. #and she leaves everyone behind. #on the other. what if she just. didnt come back. #like if there was no way home from the end of the universe. and she was stuck there. wandering. waiting. #nobody would come find her. because they dont think there is anything left to find. #even then. how would they even get to her. #they couldnt. so she'd kinda just be. Gone. they would be holding out hope she would return & she would hope #They returned. but neither happens. #i dont think time like. moves. there. either. so he'd be laying there bleeding unable to do anything for so. so. long. #there is no hydaelyn there to save her either. #goodbye forever adaline u had a good run

[dirt-str1der]

How do you think majima hit his ex wife ? Do you think he did it like kiryu slapped haruka , he whapped his hand over her cheek like a reflex, without even thinking. Do you think he revved up for a backhand during an argument, or maybe he grabbed her by the shoulders and straight up threw her to the ground while she was at her most vulnerable and then he walked out the door and never looked back

#Yakuza loveblog #we dont give majima enough shit for hitting mirei but she seems so wistful when she was talking aboht it #mirei is .. shes like haruka but not because when something terrible happens to haruka she files that emotion away and keeps trucking on wit #her angellic smile but when mireis going through a lot she shuts down and she gets that blank expression a lot more like majima does .. #maybe he got that from her ?? i think she got the abortion and went home to tell majima about it. all the while that blank look plastered on #her face and she tells him that she was pregnant and before he could have any resction to that news she tells him she got rid of it #and majima is shocked he looks at her face and he gets mad it looks like she doesnt give a shit. she didnt even tell him she didnt even #trust him and he shoves her to the floor he’d yelled at her for a reason he cant even remember now and she looks at him without any emotion #and he figures it out. that she was right not to trust him because hes like This. and she doesnt love him because hes like this so he walks #away knowing he doesnt deserve anything from her because she was hurting and he could only make it worse. and maybe he cried a bit over her #had a few angry tears at some bar but she never shed a tear over him because thats just not who she is #she recounts the story to haruka with a blank expression and a slow #calm voice that betrays no emotion ... she really loved majima that much was obvious .. neither of them had been really ready for a #relationship but i believed they did love each other they just didnt know how to deal with two things at once