if those spoilers are accurate this arc is going to be a trainwreck of previously unseen magnitude
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i dont look like tommyinnit i dont look like tommyinnit fuck you fuck you fuck you
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"The talk in the yard is we shall have a tourney, my lord," Jory said as he resumed his seat. "They say that knights will come from all over the realm to joust and feast in honor of your appointment as Hand of the King."
Arya could see that her father was not very happy about that. "Do they also say this is the last thing in the world I would have wished?" (Arya, AGOT)
"I don't care about their stupid tourney," Arya said. She knew Prince Joffrey would be there, and she hated Prince Joffrey. (Arya, AGOT)
He was of the north, and shared the Stark views on tournaments. (Catelyn, AGOT)
Gently Ned covered the boy with his cloak, a bloodstained bit of blue bordered in crescent moons. When his mother asked why her son was dead, he reflected bitterly, they would tell her he had fought to honor the King's Hand, Eddard Stark. "This was needless. War should not be a game." (Eddard, AGOT)
"King Robb is warring, my lord," Catelyn replied with icy courtesy, "not playing at tourney." (Catelyn, ACOK)
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Four-and-sixty knights had been invited to vie for places amongst Lord Robert Arryn’s new Brotherhood of Winged Knights, and four and-sixty knights had come to tilt for the right to wear falcon’s wings upon their warhelms and guard their lord. [...] The tourney, the prizes, the winged knights, it had all been her own notion. (Sansa, TWOW)
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bitches out there making intentionally misleading posts and then be like "LMAO cant believe you took the bait 😂😂😂😂" will you believe it when on your death bed you realise your life has been nothing but misery
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we got no food items on the last delivery at work (literally zero) so the whole day i had to be like "i'm sorry, we are unfortunately out of that. here's what we do have [lists general items]"whenever they'd ask for a pastry or whatever and then the customers would be like "ok can i have [item i did not list]" and then they would act like i killed somebody bc i didn't have what they wanted like i'm supposed to feel bad or something
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does anyone even remember much of last year
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disco Elysium custom build playthrough while im cross faded lets go
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just got a blaze post of an x reader p*rn fanfic 😐
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i cant keep it in anymore....I must tell my fav artists that I enjoy their work. I must spread positivity.
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Fighting the urge to make a Rococo gown just because
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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.
Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)
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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad
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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
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