roseline angua by mollie gloss
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Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfect
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I think we need more "unnecessary" gore in horror movies actually I think people should explode into a giant mess of blood and tissue and viscera during random scenes in horror movies
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James Woods in Videodrome (1983).
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was reading this reddit thread where people were listing silly compliments they've gotten and someone was like "someone told me they liked my jacket like ok????" and it feels like i'm in some alternate universe rn like since when is telling someone you like their jacket goofy? what is happeninggg
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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff
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Untitled © Peter Solarz
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can't tell if my coworker is bisexual or if he just looks like that
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2006
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my therapist being like "why does being open and vulnerable bring so much fear?" and me going Oh, because of my mom. and her going "why do you diminish your accomplishments?" and me going Well. My mom. and her asking "why does the thought of sticking up for yourself make you so anxious?" and-
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literally at 6am this morning a customer was yelling at us for asking his name (as we are required to) and about how it was too personal and was excusing his behavior because he "hasn't had his coffee yet" like 1) bro just say your name is batman i don't give a fuck this is mostly for organization purposes for me i don't care about you and 2) you must be a joy to be around treating people like trash bc you haven't had caffeine like that's a personal problem buddy i haven't had my coffee either so let's both explode rn
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erm... auburn hair moment
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if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends
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my roommate left the bathtub full of blue hair dye last night and I had to (attempt) to clean it up before my 6am shift and like this is truly the stupidest shit ever ☝️
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