#i don’t even know man

[pinkwindowwithin]

GUESS WHOS NOT FINISHING THIS

#varian #wip #I don’t even know man #my art

[abnormal-vacuum]

get strawberry shortcake-d, idiot!

#i don’t even know man #he’s holding TNT it doesn’t really look it #idk #ghostsoap #soapghost #codmw2 #ghoap #simon ghost riley #johnny soap mactavish #my art < #ghostsoap <

[starrodent]

honestly waiting to finish something until the night before it’s due is a pretty solid strategy. the spike of fear i feel when i realize what i’ve done fuels me to work faster than ever before

#startangent #i don’t even know man

[banterismylovelanguage]

If they were animals…

(Don’t. Don’t even ask where this idea came from…. Actually you totally can but anyway)

ALBEDO

Mouse. The reason for this is because I view Albedo’s storyline similar to that of a mouse test subject. Intelligent, used for experimentation, and quietly unassuming but capable of extreme destruction.

KAEYA

Fox… 100% because of the stereotype but then also because of the fact that he defies the stereotype. It’s just that he is expected to trick others by people like Diluc (and mostly only Diluc since he’s very helpful to everyone else). He just has that way of speech that makes him seem shadier than he is, and he’s probably willing to do things that even Jean isn’t in order to ensure Mondstadt’s safety. Resourceful creature.

JEAN

Golden retriever. Okay, this is getting specific, but how else do you describe the most loyal, most eager to help, most self-sacrificing lady in Mondstadt (okay, debatable, but she’s one of them for sure!). Plus, she probably melts like putty when shown the slightest amount of affection. She’s a big softie.

LISA

Surprisingly, not a fox… but a koala. She’s very low energy, and while for koalas it’s because of their diet, for Lisa I think it focuses on her conserving energy for fights (of which she even has a sort of languid style then, too). In this sense, you could think of her as a lion, but I feel koala is more suiting for her because she has a very approachable demeanor. Soft and… cuddly. Sure. Koalas enjoy the quiet, peaceful times, and this reminds me of Lisa’s tea time when we found her sitting by herself. Plus, she works in a library—is that not fitting for a quiet environment?

VENTI

Dolphin. Highly intelligent, friendly, quick, constantly moving creatures. Shown to be very helpful to humans when they’re in danger. Shown to like to be around humans. Curious creatures. Shown to be very like humans… see where I’m going with this?

(If you heard weird things about dolphins… doesn’t apply here. Wipe it from your mind.)

ZHONGLI

Elephant. Highly intelligent, protective, strong memory. I think one key feature of Zhongli is that memory, that and his geo indestructible abilities remind me of how impossible it is to move an elephant, thus…

TARTAGLIA

Hyena. Something about how a hyena’s laugh isn’t actually a very joyous sound, it’s actually terrifying most of the times you hear it, and the rough upbringing of hyenas in general reminds me a lot of Childe’s backstory and his current state of putting on his bloodthirsty front for a fight. It’s extremely concerning. The only thing that is hard to connect with these two is that a hyena typically fights in a pack while Childe is the lone type, and he seems to prefer it that way.

SHENHE

As a lot of artists depict, the snow leopard is so right for Shenhe’s personality. Elusive, solitary creatures that avoid confrontation not just with other cats, but also with humans!

YUN JIN

Rabbit. Not only because they’re very cute… from my experience with them—which isn’t much—they’re very sociable creatures that range from being a bit timid but also extremely silly depending on the circumstances. Kind of a generic animal to pick, but the strongest qualities that I think resonate Yun Jin for me are that they 1), like to keep their living quarters neat (screams Yun Jin to me who may have a messy quarter due to her busy life as a performer, but I like to think during her “free time” she enjoys cleaning up around her place), 2), are great pets for ‘quiet kids’/are also great at teaching kids patience, and 3), can absolutely be so dramatic in the ‘quietest’ way.

ROSARIA

Orca. One, I really like that the orca is also called the “killer whale” but are, in fact, very friendly towards humans. They’re terrifying in that they are larger than life creatures, and the way they play with their prey (seals in particular) is brutal, but their threat to a human is nonexistent. Two, mother orcas help their sons in particular survive, and while Rosaria is only a sister to Razor, I find this dynamic potentially reflective in that Rosaria is clearly older but also extremely protective of her brother, and I just like the thought of this big sis ready to kill for her only brother.

#i don’t even know man #hope you enjoy #rosaria #venti #childe #tartaglia #zhongli #yun jin #shenhe #genshin lisa #genshin jean #jean gunnhildr #lisa minci #kaeya #kaeya alberich #albedo #genshin headcanons #genshin impact #gotta have the silliest posts between the semi-serious posts you know

[oatmealconsumer]

Made tigerrera into a transformer tehee

#doodle #drawing #transformers #bakugan #oc #tigerrera #I don’t even know man #silly

[luna-lovegreat]

I might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but that’s alright, they can throw me into the harbor as an act of war I can swim

#not a Zelda post for once #what do I even tag this #shitpost #autism #anxiety #mental health #I think those tags are right? It’s certainly what inspired this post #I don’t know how to internet #wholesome #I think? #I don’t even know man #the american revolution #America #britain #British #American #the Boston tea party #is that even a tag I don’t know #Am I making a post or stressing over tags #I think its the tags #tea #I really like tea ok #ok I’m done now #*flees* #personal

[deepfriedcacti]

Random TET headcannons:

Scott and Dex watched aphmau in middle school

Preston had a hamster as a kid, and when it died he begged his parents to do an actual funeral service for it (like visitation and burial in an actual church)

clarissa’s house has a beach bathroom

Dex and Preston really like the song Dancing Queen

Preston cried during the Lego Batman movie

#I don’t even know man #the encounter table #scott travis #dex turner #clarissa coldshore #preston adeline

[doulayogimama]

Every time this single mom friend of mine talks to me about her problems, the more I want to shake the woman.

I have kept my mouth mostly shut because the girls are friends and I didn’t want to make anything awkward. I’ve known her for 3 weeks, but not a day has passed that she hasn’t vented about this stupid man. I really really want to give this girl some harsh advice re: baby daddy once we part ways and leave Málaga. I don’t care if she never speaks to me again, but someone needs to tell this girl to wake the fuck up.

He is in so much gambling debt that she says when she forced him to send her everything (CC statements and things) she almost threw up. He doesn’t even pay his most important bills, healthcare, cell phone. He doesn’t help her financially with their child at all. He not only asks her to send him money, but he asks her to send HIS FRIENDS and OTHER BABY MAMAS (yes you read that right, she is 1 of 3) money. She told me yesterday that it’s the hardest thing in the world to not send him money when he asks. (In my head I was like… what???) She told me her mother often wishes her baby daddy would die because she’s so tired of her daughter being put through his BS.

She asked him to go to therapy: he said no. And he only believes that he can take care of his debts by gambling more. She says if he doesn’t make a $2k payment towards a certain bill, he will go to jail for 4 days just for that one bill.

This girl is a self love / body positivity influencer 🫠 I just … I really want to tell this girl in the kindest (but firmest) way possible to stop being a frigging idiot. STOP sending him money. Let his ass go to jail. Let him get a job!!!! She has given him thousands of dollars and compromised her financial security to give him gambling money.

I know she may hate me for telling her IDGAF whose father he is, let him GO. She keeps saying, “he sent me the most beautiful letter on my birthday saying I didn’t deserve what he’s put me though…” like AND???? Did it come with a check for all the money he’s ever taken from you? I wouldn’t be surprised if he got with her simply because he knew she was easily manipulated. I’m just… disgusted by this guy. Disappointed in my mom friend for allowing her daughters money to go to casinos because SHE KNOWS where the money goes.

All her mum friends also seem to be single, distressed women with big problems as well. Maybe she thinks this is all okay because most of the mums she knows are going through something but girl I BEG OF YOU - stop entertaining this assholes addictions. Let his ass cry himself to sleep in jail. THEN he will realize how much he needs to make things right. Maybe.

#I hate the internet honestly #this girl is so lovely #and she has done very well for herself #but showing people a version of her life and making a living off of that #only to be dealing with all this shit in real life #I don’t even know man

[sherwood-cabin]

exhels ibuprofen comic

#sherwood talks #exhels #evil xisuma #helsknight #i. think this is one of the weirdest things i’ve made ever #finished around 3:45am. took bout an hour #i don’t even know man #actually fuck it #sherwood art #it is don’t tell me this isn’t art

[chromehoplite]

I accidentally deleted my blog 😬

#I don’t even know man #I was trying to delete a side blog and then all of a sudden (after many warnings) everything was gone #I was a little bit (a lot) high

[smolldust]

I just saw a thirst trap edit for water and I don’t even know what to think at this point

#smolldust #Smolldust rambles #Rambling #shitpost #i don’t even know man #It was water. Like the liquid that you drink and that makes up a large percent of this planet

[gloamvonhrym]

🌱 Canon divergence / distant post-canon; Reyson, Leanne, Tibarn, unnamed OCs

Program notes for a reconstructed performance. Several centuries ago in Serenes Forest, a heron sang the Dirge of Ruin for the first and only time.

5k words

Warnings: horror, mention of major character death, faux-academic distancing

I wrote this in a fugue state in one sitting

#fire emble #fire emblem fanfiction #tellius fanfiction #tellius #i don’t even know man

[rosella-writes]

A ten, but…

Tagged by @greypetrel and @melisusthewee thank uuuuuuu and passing it on to @plisuu @cleverblackcat @blarrghe @samcadoodles @transprincecaspian if they like

Virelan Lavellan: a ten but will aggressively mother-hen you, nag you about eating enough as a sign of love, is allergic to verbal affection, hammers out a billet of steel instead of dealing with her problems, “no I’m not mad this is just my face,” is biting you biting you biting you

Emrys Hawke: a ten but it’s all beard, baby, and once those silver streaks come in at the temples to match the blood on his face he’s milking em for all he’s got

Rhiannon Mahariel: a ten but visibly tainted, so tainted that her grin just seems scary instead of chipper and jokey, is probably also biting you but it’s the ghoul comin through that’s all

#I don’t even know man #tag game

[sailorsleepymoon]

#ven.txt #I don’t even know man

[sherbetyy]

do you guys remember momo.. and how news reporters thought she was real and shit..

#i remember when i first saw that. how did people believe that shit (i did) #☎️ #momo challenge #i don’t even know man

[veggiesntofu]

Just me today . It’s a mushroom kind of day :)

#selfie #shrooms #I don’t even know man #og