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silver-horse · 6 months

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apparently when Astarion is reading the Necromancy of Thay book and he says "No I won't kill them. Well maybe [character name]" the companion he mentions is always the one who has the highest approval with the player (or second highest if he has the highest approval) Lmao He is jealous. I didn't know how this works. I thought it's random but he always said Shadowheart in my game and I never figured out why.

#am I the only one who didn't know this??#I just read this in the youtube comments... lol I never would have realised on my own #every playthrough I ever had he always said her name and I never knew why but it's true ...the two of them are #always the ones who give me the most approval early on and she is usually first and he is second so he is jealous x"D #funny #astarion #necromancy of thay #bg3 mine #my post #my posts #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #1k #2k #3k

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lake-shark · 2 years

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i respect celebrities who hate being celebrities. who actively do not want to engage with the audience. it is simply a job to them. there are hours and they are off the clock mentally most days. i know exactly why chris pine has a flip phone. he isn’t going to give a social media manager the chance to tell him to download the evil bird app and sign up for mental illness on demand. also he can still aggressively hang up with a CLACK so good for him

#chris pine #misha 7alk #truly i am jealous that he has a flip phone #CLACK #there was nothing more satisfying

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catmanbowser · 3 months

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his biggest fan is in fact his own little brother

#tim drake #dick grayson #nightwing #robin #dc #catman's art #im on the roof and i needed to do a vent drawing where i adore my own brother but i also wish im close to him like before #im jealous of them. i really am.#i hate where i am right now. i wish i can talk like a normal person instead of being intimidated by him.#anyways its cold tonight and the wind’s lovely <3

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milfpopplio · 3 months

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the real reason kieran doesnt have a phone is because all you would see in your notifs during the start of the epilogue is

#arven sending you that sweet sweet inheritance money #(who am i kidding they probably gave him one dollar and some pocket lint)#i spent way too long on this #jealous arven is so cute i need to drench him in milk and throw him at a wall like a webkinz plush #i got halfway through this meme before remembering FUCK KIERAN DOESNT HAVE A PHONE #pokemon #pokemon sv #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon arven #pokemon kieran #kieran pokemon #arven pokemon #mochi mayhem #pokemon sv epilogue

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misc-obeyme · 4 months

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MC: Hey, Barbatos. Can you stop time?

Barbatos: Why do you ask?

MC: I’m exhausted and I really need to take a nap for a few hours, but I have too much going on.

Barbatos: I fear it would be quite irresponsible of me to stop the flow of time so that you may nap, MC.

MC: What if you took a nap with me?

Barbatos: I am not Belphegor. I’m afraid that tactic will not work on me.

MC: *sighing in disappointment* Okay. I'll ask Solomon. He might know a spell or something. And he'll definitely agree to nap with me.

Barbatos: …

Moments later, Barbatos found himself in his bed with MC cuddled up against him, snoozing peacefully. He mentally scolded himself for giving in so easily while his arms and tail tightened around MC protectively.

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#I am discovering the joys of jealous Barb #I also enjoy a lil Barb and Sol rivalry over MC hee hee #MC knows exactly what they're doing lol #also I don't know if Barb can actually stop time but if anyone can it's him #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me shall we date #omnb #omswd #obey me barbatos #om barbatos #barbatos obey me #obey me mc #om mc #obey me barbatos x mc #om barbatos x mc #misc writes #misc scenario

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gentlemancowboy · 21 days

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me to my 911 mutuals

#I am so happy for you and not at all jealous #911 #911 spoilers

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fantastic-nonsense · 1 year

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stop saying "Kaz would be jealous and possessive over Inej if he thought she and Tolya liked each other" no he wouldn't! Kaz isn't like that! He defends Inej's freedom, autonomy, and desires at every single turn in the books. He spends the entire duology pining over her and yet gives her every single chance he possibly can to walk out of his life forever if she wants. It's the foundational cornerstone of their entire relationship! It's why they work in the first place!

literally the only Crow who does petty jealousy is Wylan and that's that on that, folks

#six of crows #shadow and bone #s&b #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #wylan hendriks #wesper #otp: on the seas and in the city #otp: you can't kiss me from down there #(even if Kaz WAS jealous he'd never act on it. see: how he reacts to thinking about Jesper and Nina being able to hug Inej when he can't)#I am dead serious about Wylan being the jealous Crow though lol #Matthias thinks that he 'has no right' to think about what Nina did at the White Rose #Inej is super chill with Jesper having a crush on Kaz #and the rest of them are too busy pining and/or aggressively flirting to cover up their pining to worry about being jealous

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julls · 9 days

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The masquerade ball with Gortash we all deserved!! (they're probably gossiping about the nobles...) gorgeous Enver Gortash x Durge Juria comm from yec_yourz ♡