#i am simply just a silly little guy

[not-a-spiderplant]

My biggest fear is that one day one of my two irl friends that have Tumblr will stumble upon one of my posts and go “wait a second, is this about me?” or “Huh this sounds like Spiderplant” and then they will stalk my account and realize that they know me and I think I will just explode right then and there because no one I know irl is allowed to see the silly little thoughts that I share with the internet

#if you know me irl no you dont #i am simply just a silly little guy #irl friends #lgbtqia #aroace #aromantic #asexual #neurodivergent #nonbinary #queer #aro #ace #silly little guy #funny #? #relatable #?? #spiderplantposts

[labratboygirl]

kinito art dump from the past few days

#BTWWWWW yuko ((white squareish guy)) is my standin character for the player ……..theyre silly #also . i am a firm believer that kinito means no harm and actually does just want a friend .he just cant help being a little freak about it #kinitopet #kinito #kinito my beloved #<- love how thats one of the top tags when you type his name . giggling #my art #these r probably ooc sorry .i am simply doing what my sick brain tells me to

[wingfooted]

Absolutely adored the Draenei heritage quest and think it's probably the best one we've gotten, but my favorite part of all by far was seeing these two again. I love how they brought back so many different characters connected to the Draenei from across the entire history of the game, especially as someone who has been playing my Draenei since BC, but these two are so special to me and seeing them again, still together after all this time made me giddy.

#World of Warcraft #Draenei #Asric #Jadaar #Asric/Jadaar #they are the ORIGINAL shippable silly guys #the last thing I expected when I started the questline was for these two to show up #the whole thing was so wonderful and emotional for someone who is super invested in the draenei #but also I loved and shipped these two a lot when I was young and just...ahhhh I'm happy ^_______^ #if u told 16 year old me that in the year of our lord 2024 Jadaar would pull strings to get Asric into a special draenei ceremony #I simply would not have been able to handle it lol #such a little tiny thing and silly dialogue #but that's basically what these two have always been and I think that is kind of part of what makes WoW so charming #that they have these little small goofy things #and that all these years later they still remember them #there's so many things wrong with the game and the industry #but SOMETIMES...I still just really am fond of it...unbearably so #ADFSGHFJGKL JUST NOTICED SOMEONE ELSE MADE ALMOST THIS EXACT POST JUST BEFORE I DID 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 #I'm gonna leave it up for my own posterity tho :P #I admit this post would've been made yesterday but I forgot to screenshot the dialogue #so I power leveled a new draenei to 50 so I could get the dialogue to post lmaooooo #that's my main in the pic tho >_>

[bookwyrminspiration]

i think the best and most confusing way to say "thats what she said" is

Quoth the she, thats what

Indeed, if someone came up to me and said that I'd stare at them for several uncomfortably long seconds trying to figure out whether those were real words or not

and then I'd pretend I knew what they said and remain confused the rest of my life

#quil's queries #dizzeners #that reminded me. guys I successfully made a joke yesterday <- said something not trying to be funny and someone laughed #i say that like i'm not an incredibly funny person #anyway. profe explained something and then went 'any questions?' as usual #and it was silent so he asked again. and. on mute. I simply turned the page and say nah imma just stay confused #and my classmate laughed #i am a comedian *thumbs up* #that class is so so fun there's only three of us but we r always laughing <3 #we r also always a little confused but it's okay #i think we're also all taking the class together next year too. so. we can continue being a silly little group <3

[quirkle2]

i wish i wouldn't do this to myself. why do i buy games on steam and then not play them for a while and then hate them and request a refund way outside of the refund time window

#qktalks #this is about sonic frontiers . imso fucking sorry #the game LOOKED awesome it looked fun. the beginning is terrible i feel pained to even say it #feels clunky. won't stop FUCKING bothering you with tutorials #killed the first boss and the game literally said ''hey it dropped something. that's important btw. pick it up. don't forget to pick it up' #i am playing a video game. what else am i going to do. #it definitely feels like breath of the wild if it constantly bothered u like every ten feet with reminders #imso sorry sonic frontiers. u had sm potential. u Have so much. i am simply a whiny bitch #also the game looks . surprisingly bad ? #i thought it would look a lot better. it doesn't look shitty by any means but it also doesn't .....look good #the voice acting at the beginning too leaves ...smth to be desired #i have a mutual (hi parker) who loves sonic parker if ur reading this im on my hands and knees begging for forgiveness /silly #this is my first sonic game so maybe it was just not the best first choice ? idk #still love u sonic ur a silly little guy #actually the refund window is 14 days and i've had the game for 16 days ......... so maybe i can still make it #maybe . idk #steam please . i got it on sale i got it half off please just give me my $30 back.im hungry steam #<- lives with her parents and does not buy the food

[carpisuns]

theOrEticalLy . if I opened commissions at some point. would there be. a smackerel of interest . ??

#i have never opened them bc it’s intimidating and I don’t know how to price things!! #but mostly bc i work full time w a good salary so I don’t really need side things to make money #like it feels selfish to suggest that people should pay me to make fanart?? When #a) I already do that for free bc i enjoy it lol #and b) there are so many creators out there who are struggling to make ends meet #and I am privileged enough to generally not have to worry about that #this would be just like extra spending money to fund my scented candle habit DHDJDN #and the clothes I just bought while trying to Discover My Vibe and Finally Be Myself (at age 28 lol) #also tbh it would likely be reinvested in other commissions bc I buy commissions fairly often lol #anyway. idk the idea of commissions always sounded cool but also guilt inducing and scary #it feels weird and silly bc it would make me have to take my art seriously if that makes sense?? #like me saying ‘I think I’m good enough at art that people would buy it from me.’ that feels so bold and like. arrogant or something dhjsjd #coming from me I mean. just a silly little guy who still struggles to draw human limbs properly #ok I’m thinking about how I’d have to make a commission sheet and put a dollar sign on my art and I’m aaaaaaa #and I’d have to execute exactly what people want and what if I can’t!!! #omg ok maybe noT help lol #well im not committing to anything rn im simply. asking a question while the dash is asleep and then running off to bed seeya #i think part of me always wanted to try commissions to see if I could be a Real Artist about it ?? #and potentially end up with like. Portfolio pieces ?? #why I would need an art portfolio I don’t know. I am an editor. What do I think I will be doing here #ppl left comments on my animatic that have been giving me crazy what if thoughts. sit down #don’t look at me #ohhh swirly brain thoughts I need to sleep

[july-19th-club]

brave or suicidal thing of me to say but i was not that busted up over adult natalie's fate at the end of s2. for one i just never really enjoyed juliette lewis that much in the show she always seems like she's delivering all her lines while simultaneously eating a lemon. and secondly sophie turner's natalie and lewis's natalie are so very different that it almost feels like they're separate characters and i don't at this point have confidence that the show can actually convince me that young natalie will become old natalie. as things currently stand the setup just isn't there yet and they've had two years to telegraph it. the other characters are pretty clearly The Same Person despite all the years between their youth and their middle age and all of the ways in which the world and the wilderness have changed them. but natalie never really meshed for me so im not even sad im just like . well at least it wasn't [other character i'm more invested in]

#i feel for the lottienat mutual hivemind. but i am simply a separate brain on this one guys sorry #honestly s2 underwhelmed me in general. it just got too....wacky #like it was trying to do everything Twice As Much!! when what we needed was grounded survival horror with just little hints of madness #that was what made the first season so fucking juicy not like. the silly goofy murdertimes with the girls #like those are fun to post about. but they're not the backbone #yellowjackets #q

[alligaytorswamp]

me every day getting online trying to figure out how to interact with people without losing my damn mind (i fail each time)

#i had . four weird encounters today #w hy #i #what am i #who am i #who am i to all of these people #i honestly dont know anymore #i start to think i someone have this epic garbage can energy #that people must just throw anything at me #and im not trying to sound whiny here it does sound lame but like what else ?? #well another option is a wall #like my response my takes my feeling my boundaries do not matter #i am not asked to share my opinions not asked wether or not i want to talk about these things #just simply given words to react to #to the point of me having little rage moments because its just impossible to stay calm and polite #and im just confused as to why #i am some guy over here who isnt even that nice by default yet some people see me as ??? what??? what do you see me as to act this way #and then just .......... ogh .. when someone talking to themselves in a coversation with you #like you just react and your words go nowhere #what a silly and goofy thing! #man #also i am not even trying to hold conversation anymore bc its really tiring and i genuinely dont know what to say lol #so i should very uhh not satisfying to talk to #AND YET #*should be #god im tired lol #i wonder if its just my generic politeness that makes people so fucking comfortable #eugh #anyways its just a weird day of too many weird interactions and i just got over my rage #tee hee

[not-a-spiderplant]

WHY IS MY POST THE TOP POST UNDER THE AO3 TAG?!??!??!??

This is absolutely wild guys I did not realize I was this relatable and/or funny

#ao3 #why am I slightly tumblr famous #aroace #lgbtqia #aromantic #asexual #neurodivergent #funny #queer #nonbinary #i am simply just a silly little guy #trending #spiderplantposts

[friedricebunny]

Sexy men become silly men by my hands (i am squishing them like stress balls)

#pj talks #no i dont know what im saying either #but im simply just thinkint about haruichi bc of course i am #and a semi crack fic im writing for him rn #and i started thinking about #to liar he is supposed to be sexy hot glasses man (see: his liar files) #to me he is my guy <3 #just a dude <3 #he will be a little silly and sweet in my fics and that's final

[asfdhgsdkjhgb]

guys my newest coping method is just,,, method acting ??

#aka having a silly little escapism and maladaptive daydream through my day by going #what no im not me i dont have my problems i am simply the character i am in the school play going about his day rn #just me rambling again #i made it into the school play after auditioning sort of on a whim and i have not had an actual hyperfixation in months so. it is now just #the play. the play is my hyperfixation now ig. #which feels so silly bc my blorbo from the media im fixated on is just #the character that i am playing #like that's so so silly but he fits my usual blorbo archetype pretty well like if i had consumed this as a media from the outside #he would definitely have been the character i got attached to #i got typecast as guy that's a little cringefail loser (affectionate)

[luminescentturtle]

the very normal and healthy urge to lock yourself in your room and never do anything again

#girl help im having Problems #why won’t everything shut up and go away y’know #this post brought to you by guy who is Fine. #turtle talks #not that i need it or anything but god someone help or at least pause the world or somethign #too much. i am just a guy why must all of these things be expected of me #i was simply meant to curl up on the couch and watch my silly little gay shows :(

[ectoplasmer]

agajdhfkg…. ryouo

#BANGS HEAD ON TABLE #i looked through my ryou tag and now my heart is beating really fast hehehehe he makes me. so unwell. gah #squeezes his face in my hands. you’re an idiot and a dork and i love you so much who gave you the Right #silly guy love of my life etc etc #he gives me emotions if that wasn’t obvious enough. literally gnawing on his arm agrhrgfb #i don’t even know what part of him is driving me insane today it is just. everything #he’s so pretty i love him so much but not just because he’s the prettiest boy ever!! #adore him and his silly reckless bravery and his conflicting behavior and #it’s getting chillier here so that means i can start wearing my sweater that i totally don’t pretend is his again…… #it is my most favorite sweater i own simply because it looks a little like his lol #anyway umm. ummmmm i’m gonna go and lay on my heating pad and think about kissing him i’ll be back Never #he deserves so much affection and care and i am going to give it to him or So Help Me #spookyshipping #I HAVE A GUSH PASS IN MY INBOX i’ll use it. one of these days. unprompted gush posts are fun though

[cinna-bunnie]

okok i got my day planned out then 🫡 go get a chicken sandwich breakfast, watch the untamed, get crossfaded, whenever i "want" to stop watching the untamed clean and then keep playing ori. perhaps keep reading at some point, but ori is Really nice as an experience.

#sry to my silly idea of making a commemorative song for today.. the alternative just sounds sm nicer #perhaps there will be more to celebrate and ppl to celebrate with on my 1yr anniversary 😌 #also. metroidvania games rule #my favorite genre of game is metroidvania but u r a little guy #like ori and hollow knight. literal metroid games r peak gaming to me too 😔💛 i feel like there aren't ENOUGH Metroid games #but fromsoftware games r p fun too lol. i think imma ditch Prey again and play elden ring after ori bundle 😭 #i think the problem w a lot of modern games is like. #u have skill trees to compensate for the fact that ur game doesn't have much variation itself. #i am too grown busy and tired to ve grinding for a skill tree so I'll likely max it out immediately so i can just Have Fun #except it stops being fun a third of the way through bc the game itself isn't very interesting or something I'm invested in #where with Ori u have to go seek out ur abilities and u get them often enough that the gameplay always feels fresh #in addition to a great variety in setting tone enemies and combat/nacigational tactics #i think where metroidvania games rly shine for me is simply the act of Going Somewhere can be really fun bc #navigation and combat abilities r intertwined to whatever extent. like it's soooo fun to me. #okok I'll go start my day 🫡🫡🫡🫡

[privitivium]

holy shit what about a yandere sub gojo who’s popular and a playboy. like everyone wants him and he’s just being worshipped by them. But, he’s such a creepy fuck to reader, always looking and stalking them. just make him creepy asf

real tho. not even into jjk like that but... gotta share this with your fellow jjk fans. please heed my pinned post, this might be a one time thing, i am already as slow getting these out as it is lolz.,,,

ㅡyan creep "playboy" gojo satoru........

both amab,, cw;; manipulation, nc touching, stalkin, jerkin it, overall a fucking creep

ㅡi feel so embarrassed writing for this guy,,, his blue eyes startle me immensely. intimidating !!

sub creep gojo, a playboy... observing, rather than making the moves like one would think. watching, studying you... stealing all your fucking miscellaneous shit... every so often stealing something of value - mere clothes is all. just to hold n cuddle into ... nothing too perverted. friends, obviously noticing where his stare would flit to, giving him the confidence he needed ! ooc, a little... but imagining this guy as shy to befriend you but still perving on you is a lovely thought imo

sub creep gojo who,,, touches on you once he gets the confidence. accidentally, of course. hes so clumsy, right??? hey, dont glare at him... really, it was an accident. you just got too close to him-!! "ouh, whoops." snickering, playing it cool as he holds his hands up in defense as he brushed his groin against your ass - merely walking too close n getting a whiff of your natural aroma...,,, totally not weird. you dont hold it against him as he wanted - wanting you to make a fucking mess of him and humilate him,,, but it seems ur just a little too... stoic about it. hmph. popping up literally everywhere you are out in publicㅡhey, hes not following you, just happen to be in the same area, silly.. dont get so big headed that the playboy is getting so close to you !

sub creep gojo... in his own time, all alone in his room. pervs on you to the max. simply. riding a fat fucking dildo that he knows cant compare to the real thing, having to jerk off while huffing one of ur shirts held to his nose - reminiscing about catching a glimpse of ur soft cock through of course, grey sweatpants... hes embarrassed how fast he cums - of course, no one to witness... but imagining himself in a daydream accidentally cumming too quickly,,, how embarrassing would that be ! the renowned playboy ! gojo satoru ! cumming so fast !! he has to embrace this...

gojo, again, would still gather all your unused things - taking it upon himself to get close to you, as friends !! who wouldnt wanna be friends with him?!?!!! he's the coolest, kindest guy around - sure, a reputation, but... you just have to be charmed !!! but... he sees that you find him kinda weird n creepy, all standoffish when he tries to talk to you... all sad as he whines n nearly cries as he jerks off into a pair of stolen boxers from ur gym locker - its ur own fault, who leaves their underwear in their gym locker... hey, you mustve wanted him to find them right? ur just as a pervert as he is - ! probably even more, huh?!?!! delusional, as you don't quite pay attention to him - yet still seeing his white hair literally everywhere in the corner of your eye, you start to associate the color white with him, obviously. thinking of him rather oddly... mhm mhm mhmm!!!

#jjk... #gojo satoru x male reader #sub gojo satoru #x male reader #male reader #top male reader #x top male reader #dom male reader #x dom male reader #jjk x male reader

[kennedyhateskanye]

Across the ellieverse

An: you guys ate up my horny looser!ellie??!!??? I’ve been silently consuming Ellie Williams smut fan fiction for like a year now and it’s so silly and fun that I wrote something that made people horny. Swear I’ll write another one once I perfect the concept in my little Neanderthal mind.

Concept: there are so many distinct versions of Ellie on here that you guys write about, and I am so attracted to each and every one of them. This is kind of a conglomerate of some of my favorites.

STRICTLY 18+

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Hockeyplayer!ellie who calls you a puck bunny and smacks your ass when you ride her thick strap, she’s got that hockey accent and it comes out stronger than usual when she’s inside of you. She pumps hard cause sports have turned her into someone so cocky and vain. It makes it feel even better when she gets off the ice after a rough game, yanking jerseys and shoving players to protect her goal tender. she takes her mouth gaurd out and pumped full of the pride from her fresh win, she fucks you doggy style in the locker room with her jersey between her teeth exposing her flexing abdominal muscles. Insists on you wearing something cute, but not too slutty to her games because she doesn’t need her teammates getting a peak up your skirt while they’re waiting in the box by the stands.

Looser!ellie who whimpers when she pushes her fingers inside you for the first time, practically drooling while she heavy breathes. She’s got a shocked look on her face the whole time, taking in the smell and taste of pussy since shes never experienced it before. Her plaid boxers are soaked when you let her play with your cunt. she whispers things like “oh my fuck” under her breath as she whines from the sight of your sloppy pussy swallowing her fingers. The first time you two properly made out and she got to grope your tits, she was literally eyes blown wide mouth open. Her voice cracked as she said “mm is this okay” whimpering as she smooshed your tits together, SALAVATING at the sight. That night while you kissed sloppily she found herself rutting and against you in her jeans, she was so embarrassed but she just couldn’t help it.

Toxic!ellie who wants you to know she could have anyone she wants, when you argue she sends you the old photos she has in her my eyes only, of her fucking girls like they were an expendable commodity. She knew you’d be too jealous not to forgive her, afraid she’d go out and fuck some girl if you carried on pouting. While she pounds into you she presses down on your tummy, leans into your ear and sternly says “take it bitch”. You two were constantly on again off again, you’d make it a couple days without talking to her after your friends finally convinced you she was horrible for you, and to block her. then you’d get a text from a ‘text now’ number saying simply, “let me the fuck in, I’m at the side door.” She knows how addicted to her you are, and she makes sure to bring it up when she’s slamming you into the mattress, ass bent over the bed, and ripping your skirt up over your legs. “You know you can’t go without this dick, can you?” Of course, you give into her mind games “n-no! Fuck, mmmm I can’t go without it”

Pornstar!ellie who knows your the real star of the show, makes sure the livestream gets a good view of your pussy as she rubs your clit, smacks it, and asks the chat a series of questions. “Isn’t this pussy so pretty” “what should I do to it ?” “How long do you think she’d last if I tied and vibed her today, I know you guys fucking love that” “she won’t stop squirming, what should i do to make sure she sits still and shuts the fuck up, I’m trying to film”

#ellie williams #ellie williams smut #tlou2 #ellie tlou #fic rec #smut