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fags are allowed to say dyke and dykes are allowed to say fag in the same way that youre allowed to run up and slap your sibling on the back of the head
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if house was a drag queen his name could be ms.diagnosis
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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
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Timothy Chalamet passed away last night after choking on a single frozen unchewed green pea. Family members confirmed his passing in a statement to the media "it's how he liked to eat them"
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planning to ask one of my friends to prom today and im weirdly nervous?? bbg we already know our collection of friends is going together and they know that i wanted to do smth silly to ask them to go w me. why are we nervous
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Have you ever fainted?
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i am a woman at war with herself, torn forever between my love of detective fiction and my hatred of cops and cop media
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have i ever shown u people my hand sofa
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the human mind wasnt made to comprehend 30 dollars
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cigarettes are so important to gay sex i wish they weren’t evil
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"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious
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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
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i love men so much i feel like im going to puke
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feeling a deep sense of kinship with danny here
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