#i am middle aged yes

[dsudis]

There is exactly one kind of information I want to get from a video rather than text and it is the weather report. I need somebody doing that TV meteorologist voice while pointing to all those maps and graphs and explaining when it's going to rain in my metro area and whether there's a chance of thunderstorms.

#and now #the weather #i am middle aged yes

[loopnoid]

the beejcage...

#here you go lisa's mash server 🫡 #beejhawk #mash #m.a.s.h #bj hunnicutt #hawkeye pierce #the birdcage #hunnihawk #this was originally shape/stylization practive but then i started thinking about beejhawk the birdcage and talking #about it with the shrimps and well. well. #yes i wear pink yes i live with a man yes im a middle aged fag but i know who i am erin it took me twenty years to get here!!! #also consider: bj trying to teach hawkeye how to pass as straight and failing miserably #how do you think i feel? betrayed bewildered... wrong response? #TALK ABOUT GAYS IN THE MILITARY #the beejcage

[mnemonicmew]

tumblr also gets the clean and siffrin-less versions as a treat, a little snack

this is my entry to the fan works contest currently being held for in stars and time !!! putting it here on tumblr as well :3

#isat #in stars and time #fairytale themed book cover/poster/thingie !!! that idea gracefully hit me like a ton of bricks anyways pls look at all the details #did I scour the web to get the most star ornamented middle age vibes font. Yes. #god i am so exited for this game #fanart #my art

[remadoras]

I'm sorry. It was all planned out, except what happened between us. I don't know... I broke my own rules. What? I didn't consider that variable. What the hell are you saying? What variable? Falling in love with you.

La casa de papel (2017-2021)

#la casa de papel #lcdpedit #serquel #money heist #moneyheistedit #serqueledit #sergio marquina #raquel murillo #* #yes i am back to crying about yet another middle-aged ship again

[spacemancharisma]

#I am so 100% sincere about this #and yes I mean the crusty ones too #I’m sorry if all the little dogs you’ve ever met have been completely untrained but this genre of dog is SO SWEET & clever & full of love #and you could love them #if you would open your heart #also not to fully sound like a conspiracy theorist but I do believe a not insignificant number of ppl #dislike this type of dog explictly because they think it’s ‘girly’ or prissy or whatever #and it is in fact just misogyny #but anyway #I want a middle aged little white dog so baddd #I just want a couch potato friend #personal

[miutonium]

Hi hi I have returned once again to dress up my sillies in clothes they deserved to be in

Anyway timelapse undercut :3

Anyway sorry for my indecisiveness when I was drawing this I planned on making the timelapse and then I was like nah but then I was like wait a minute maybe I do wanna record so I finally give in and hit record timelapse while I was doing the shadow base 😅

#asukart #TBH its so hard for me to draw Utonium in cool clothes like why there aren't many cool loking clothes for middle aged men other than a vest #and a pants? like why cant he wear cunty dresses and skirts??? Why cant he be covered in Viviene Westwood? #WAIT what am I saying of course he can I'm an artist wdym I cant draw him in cunty dresses and skirts? ok folks that will be my next art #Chloe is always so fun for me to draw and dress up like yes she is that girl a vintage 90s karl lagerfeld chanel girl yes #realistically Chloe wouldn't be able to afford the fit with the job I put her in but I am her God #and what kind of a cruel mother am I to deny my child the imitation chanel fit that she deserves? #anyway please suggest me an outfit for Utonium I cant keep on giving him pinterest nerdy retro fashion men to my man #like he needs something better than that. Maybe icy girl winter for Utonium is him covered in YSL idk save me high fashion girlies save me #professor utonium #selfship #selfshipping #selfship community #selfshipping community #selfship art #self insert oc #self insert community #self insert art #oc x canon #si x canon #ppg professor

[here-there-everyfuckenwhere]

My favourite thing in the world is when someone on this hellsite posts a picture of a middle aged man literally just sitting there doing nothing and the caption is like “OH MY FUCKING GOD HE IS SUCH A SLUT I CANT BELIEVE HIM”

#ray rants and junk #personal #yes this is about #taika waititi #specifically #but like #it applies to a LOT of middle aged men #ofmd #our flag means death #also #Jason sudeikis #ted lasso #I am one of those people writing that as the caption

[r-2-peepoo]

Codywan shippers will be like “look at how they look at each other 😍” and show you a blurry screenshot of two middle aged men standing vaguely near each other in a show from 2008 as ‘proof’ that their ship has absolutely any basis in canon.

It’s me. I do that.

#AND I AM RIGHT!!!!!!! #they’re canonically happily married and still alive #codywan #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #star wars prequels #clone wars #yes I know they aren’t actually close to middle aged leave me alone

[catoscloves]

thinking about the scene in book!tbosas where teslee (district three female) was being attacked by the horrifying snakes and she nonverbally pleaded with mizzen (district four male) for help. and he only shook his head, not moving to help her - but the book specifically stated that this was more out of stunned fear/horror than any kind of menace or glee at teslee's imminent death.

and he wasn't even from her district too. they were not in an alliance. she literally had no reason to expect any assistance from him, but district divisions & sectionalism didn't matter when she was scared and in pain. none of these divisions of districts one, two, three, four, five through twelve matter!!! not when children are suffering and dying as penance for a just war that ended several years ago! it's as if the narrative is trying to tell you there is no difference between a suffering/dying child from one district or another.

#'i am snow's slave. that's why i killed cato & cato killed thresh & thresh killed clove & clove tried 2 kill me' #'remember who the real enemy is' #the only person responsible is snow #or the tyrannical govt in place before snow became president #etc etc etc #like it's such a recurring theme throughout the series that katniss herself takes pains to reinforce several times #yes she had to kill these ppl because her survival & peeta's demanded for it to happen #but she knew that people that she despised like cato or clove or enobaria or any other career tributes #were just as much victims of the capitol's cruelty as people she genuinely did not want to see dead like thresh/rue #also I'm thinking about how teslee begged mizzen to help her even though that's literally the opposite of the entire idea of the Games #('how can one have an ally in the hunger games?' - coryo himself) #and katniss saying 'you don't forget the face of the person who was your last hope' #teslee's last hope was some random middle school aged murderous boy from another district that she didn't know before any of this #and idk that's just getting to me #anna reads tbosas #anna reads thg #mizzen tbosas #teslee tbosas #the ballad of songbirds and snakes

[jvlianbashir]

[warning: chaotic audio]

#am i making tiktok memes about middle aged men from a 90s show #yes #star trek #ds9 #poor obrien always going through it #video #doctor's log

[mrspockomakeitso]

Brb gonna have a lil breakdown about how the world perceives me differently than i see myself and i may never feel like my true self is known. Might get ice cream after.

#yes im a small cis girl who cant lift thirty pounds #but in spirit i am a middle aged man with a mysterious past and deep thoughts who is strong but kind #i just hate that everyone looks at me like im a little kid or fragile or quiet #i have feelings! that arent 'oh im so afeared of the big bad wolf'

[boilingheart]

best thing about mathias shaw is that there's just no sex appeal. zero. none. nada. this guy's got no rizz or whatever they're calling it these days. nothing. yeah he's like well built he's a master spy and one of the top rogues for sure, he's uptight and got that van dyke mustache and wears a corset 24/7 but he's just so fucking stick in the mud boring he's a vibe killer being around him is rancid he's so uptight and to the book you can't stand him. he curls his fuckin mustache he smiles at nothing. in theory he is hot as hell. catboy type of modern middle aged man babygirl. my girlfriend in theory. right. but he's so comically unfuckable. old white guy child soldier who's never fucking smiled in his life until flynn fairwind showed up. shout out to flynn fairwind, who is overflowing with raw sex appeal and charm and charisma, who took one look at this boring unsalted alliance spymaster who curls his mustache and hides his personality behind 37 reinforced walls, said "i can fix him" and then he DID. it's so funny to me. i'm correct about everything btw.

#bheart talks #sorry guys i'm coming back to wow and like every old wow hyperfixation is slowly rising from the dirt and reanimating #also i say all of this with love i love mathias shaw so dearly #if y'all remember he was my blorbo for the entirety of 2020 and i am background obsessed with him #but like. for me personally unlike with all the other blorbos of mine where i'm l #i'm like ''hey babygirl'' and i sit here and objectify my collection of middle aged grizzled jaded men. mathias shaw just. does NOT fit #he is simply NOT in this category and that is SO FUNNY TO MEEEE #in theory and on paper he could be absolutely yes he hits all the boxes yet in execution? negative points in sex appeal #and flynn is smitten and in love with him they are madly in love with each other #mathias shaw you are so boring /affectionate #my dearest fucked up ginger whose background is mostly duct taped cardboard cutouts and my personal hcs and imagination for the rest #mathias shaw

[shoechoe]

current progress of my first attempt at a large survival minecraft build (SevTech Ages modpack singleplayer)

#not jojo related #random #i'm very excited that i'm getting to the top part of the trunk and branches now #it took me about a week to get 32 crates of leaves (rougly 55296 leaf blocks) in preparation for the leaf top #i don't even know how much wood this is i just kinda got wood blocks as i went along #the base to the top of the trunk is 92 blocks high. and minus the thicker base and top it is 33 blocks wide #i am usually not much of a builder when it comes to minecraft #this is my third playthrough of SevTech Ages and my bases always look very bad. so this time i went ''what if i actually tried this time'' #i have plans to terraform around the tree cause a tree in the middle of a plains biome probably looks weird #but plains are easiest to build in lol #also if you know anything about SevTech yes i am in age 1 rn (i want the rooftop ready for age 2 astral sorcery setup) #i have plans for where i'm gonna put my age 3/4 tech but it hasn't really been built much yet

[honeysucklepink]

Halloween Costume #1 (postponed from 2022) is in the books!

#ted lasso #coach beard #beard after hours #brendan hunt #streaming residuals baby! #The other side says AMPTP has the yips #also yes I have accepted that. I am middle aged with a belly.

[neon-angels-system]

how to stop crying: think about those two middle-aged men being in love

#yes I am being insane over Erasermic again what about it #hardest part of writing fanfic about them is the simple truth that Present Mic's hero outfit is so fucking ugly #it suits him perfectly. and it has the potential to look good. but. #Horikoshi had the vision of Mic being a middle aged man trying his best to look cool and utterly failing #who am I to disrespect that #so that gives me the challenge of trying to write soft scenes #but being unable to escape the truth that Mic must always be at least a little pathetic #that's okay. Eraser can be all the more pathetic for finding himself loving that anyway #I am a big fan of the 'unknowingly unrequited love that has been ongoing for 10+ years' trope #and Erasermic is literally perfect for it sorry

[crimeronan]

i'm working on the next wwaitsoatl chapter, which as i've previously mentioned is by FAR my most involved story as far as, like, technical process goes. i finished the second draft of the chapter and went "god, wow, this is all shit, this all sucks so bad, i'm never gonna be able to make anything usable out of this" and then stepped away for a few hours and now i'm midway through the first editing pass and i just keep going "oh my god. oh my god. holy Shit this is gonna bang so fucking hard once i fix it all. oh this is gonna go so hard there's so much potential. fuck YES oh my GOD my HORRIBLE LITTLE BITCHES ARE BACK-"

#the 'this is shit. this is awesome. i am shit. i am awesome. this is shit. i am awesome' process. it will repeat several more times #eda is saying some of the worst things she can possibly think of to darius. it's messy. it's delightful. #think like. princess AU hunter and amity terrorism except more justified more neurotic and more middle-aged #i don't know when i'll finish this chapter bc like i said. editing takes hours and hours and HOURS. but. #i like being excited about this story again. for months it's been making me horrifically anxious but now i'm like YES GOD. YES #(the anxiety wasnt bc of the story itself it was just bc. uh. i'm diseased and scared i can't measure up anymore) #(in terms of writing quality. i don't want this story to have a game of thrones nosedive in quality just bc my immune system is fucked.) #(nothing worse than over 1300 subscribers being able to peg your cognition declining. but i'm feeling a lot better these days so.) #(fingers crossed.) #toh #i don't know how many people are even gonna come back to read it since the show's been over for 9 months and it's been #that long since the last update too. ppl who conceived children when i last updated are having their babies right now. #but. if some of u guys are still sticking around. that will be enough <3