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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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idk who Jasmine is but she really went off with that rice

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“No no no it was filmed like that, we could barely see each other.”

-Hugh Dancy, talking about the lighting (or lack thereof) in Hannibal, C2E2

#WAIT THIS IS SO FUNNY #hannibal

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2007

#girl i'm not gonna lie I’m high & agere rn and this is me #kin

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funniest line/quote you have ever heard or read

idk if this counts but it stops me in my tracks every time

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one

#looove these #thoughts on death

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#SO ME

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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

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you can butch4butchify anything if you have the warrior's spirit

#I butch4butchified my entire life #it's going great

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I bet that eels have fun. I bet that eels just love hanging out in their big old sinuous eel-swarms.

#I have fully had dreams about being eels in a tube with my high school friends

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İ don't ever want to see pictures of Salt Lake City bc nothing could come close to the image the name conjurs in my mind. İ imagine it like a sort of Minas Tirith, a city of white stone climbing up a steep mountain range, surrounded on all sides by a vast, dried out salt lake, as far as the eye can see white arid plains where no life exists, the city governed by the priesthood of a doomsday cult who exile heretics and political dissidents into the salt lake desert where they will meet certain death of dehydration. few merchants dare the perilous journey through the salt plains, but when they do the priesthood sends missionaries back with them to seek out converts to strengthen the ranks of the cult, as the salt lake claims many lives, or to partake in disseminating Salt Lake City's greatest cultural export: mormonboyz videos

#NOT MORMONBOYZ

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my dad was outside feeding the slugs cucumber slices earlier

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“men aren’t pretty” wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong bad incorrect stop talking

#literally so true #there are men i’d absolutely have a weird fag4dyke thing with

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Okay. Reblog this and tag with a numerical response for how many of these artists you listen to. It’s stereotypical “tumblr user” music.

Lemon Demon

Tally Hall

Death Grips

Jack Stauber

Mr Bungle

King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard

Devo

Oingo Boingo

Aquabats

Weird Al

My Chemical Romance

100gecs

Talking Heads

They Might Be Giants

Mitski

Girl In Red

#artists I would consider that I ‘listen to’- #like 3 #but 7 if the only qualification is ‘I have at least once gone out of my way to listen to them’

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#two pairs of cargo pants I wear to work when it’s not hot #a couple pairs of shitty business casual slacks I keep for job interviews lol #and a handful of different jeans for when I want to actually look nice #almost all of them are thrifted tho & most of them don’t fit #cause it’s fucking impossible to find pants that fit someone who is both tall and fat #in spite of the fact that. if someone is large in one dimension #it doesn’t seem like too big a leap to assume they’re also large in other directions #but whateverrrrrr

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One thing that's vitally important to remember is that feeling ''weirded out'' is not a form of harm. It is a completely normal part of socializing. It is the feeling of encountering something unfamiliar. In order to be a kind person, you must learn to how to distinguish between "harmful" and "weird." And then you must accept the weird.

#if someone is talking to themself in public? not your fucking problem #if someone is having consensual sex in a private space? not your fucking problem #if someone dresses or presents themself in a way you don’t like or find odd? not your fucking problem!!!!