#humans the equivalent of like

[bloodraven55]

i’ve seen too many people arguing that marcille was already a full grown adult when she went to school at 35 despite literally all of the canon evidence indicating otherwise

#like trying to map fantasy race lifespans to exact equivalent human ages is pointless bc it simply does not work #so forget the numbers and start judging by how the story depicts the characters’ growth and maturity instead #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #marcille donato #dungeon meshi marcille #dunmeshi spoilers #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon spoilers

[thatpunnyperson]

According to NBC here in the US, the missing titanic sub has been found. As debris. Off the bow of the Titanic wreckage.

And it looks like the sub suffered what we all suspected, and what was undoubtedly the more merciful of the two options: a catastrophic implosion from the pressure.

Also, more info has come to light about the fishing trawler with the hundreds of migrants that sank cataclysmically off the coast of Greece, indicating that the greek coast guard knew about the vessel AND how much trouble the vessel was in, and were towing it at a speed that made it capsize, at which point they unhooked the tow line and watched the trawler sink without helping the passengers to safety. Despite a bunch of other ships trying to help as well throughout the whole ordeal.

So a lot of people are dead, all because of regulations (and the lack thereof) regarding sea-faring vessels and rescue protocols. People shouldnt be allowed to make a business charging a ton of money for a ride on an uncertified, unsafe, un-seaworthy ship going deep into the ocean with no distress beacon or tether to the mothership. People also shouldnt be allowed to enact laws that criminalize the ferrying of refugees, which then force the refugees to hitch rides on fishing trawlers, and which also prevent people from helping those fishing trawlers full of refugees due to fear of legal consequences.

Hopefully BOTH of these events spark changes on an international scale in terms of what is legally allowed to be sailed, who is legally allowed to be the passengers, and what the rescue protocols are in the event of disaster for any seafaring vessel, illegal or not. It shouldnt be just the global 1% who get 24/7 search parties and remote-operated submersibles helping rescue them.

#the question of 'what do we owe to each other' can be answered simply with 'the dignity of retrieving our remains when we die' #another answer is 'the dignity of thinking about each other fellow humans with similar motivations and feelings' #also 'stopping someones potentially self-destructive behaviors just because theyre rich and want to feel special' #also i feel like humans have been sailing the seas long enough that it should be guaranteed that people will survive sea voyages #im very mad about specifically mediterranean maritime disasters because we have ancient writing saying they made it safe #sailing from Egypt to Greece was so old hat and safe that people legit took the ancient equivalent of cruises back and forth #cleopatra habitually sailed from alexandria to rome with a ton of ships and was fine #Nero tried to have his mother drowned at sea by orchestrating a dramatic shipwreck while she was our sailing AND SHE SURVIVED #and then swam to shore got back to rome and whooped his ass #fuckin pliny the elder tried to evacuate people from pompeii and the surrounding coast villages when vesuvius erupted #and he actually WAS able to rescue people #but he himself had an asthma attack from the fumes which led to a heart attack and he died on the beach #there is legit no excuse for that trawler of migrant refugees to have wrecked #negligence all around #anyway #oceangate

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

“Back off or I’ll bite.”

To be fair he had just gotten off of a shift and was ready to become one with his shitty mattress.

Danny thought he made himself pretty clear.

So you can’t blame him when some bobo the clown knock-off tried to start some shit while he was walking home and did not heed his advice.

A fun fact he learned a couple days later is that in an average human’s mouth there’s about 6 billion types of bacteria and several of those types are deadly if not treated properly at a hospital.

And Danny was very much not an average human.

Let’s just say he started to sweat bullets when he found a frontline article about the death of the clown prince.

Suddenly that feeling of someone watching him wasn’t being written off as paranoia.

#writing prompt #dp x dc #danny phantom #danny fenton #it’s mainly red hood #he’s just so happy #like all the ways joker could’ve gonen it was an untreated infection #Jason pointing at danny: this fuck is my hero #danny who was just a crabby minimum wage worker:???? #you know #komodo dragons? #yeah #Danny is the equivalent of one #like that’s the first time he’s ever but a human #ghosts just heal themselves of that mess when they go home #he wasn’t aware that his bite did that until now

[improper-use-of-germx]

I love the way humans flirt. It's so inconsistent and unintelligible, even to other humans, so aliens trying to decipher our subtle voice changes and weird fake sentences that we say instead of what we actually mean will always be peak interspecies writing.

Just imagine the most stressed aliens ever, overanalyzing everything their human crewmates do and trying to cross-reference with other known human behavior because what do you mean closing one eye at someone means romantic interest (but only sometimes)?? What do you MEAN some humans just say "I love you!" and don't mean anything by it?!

#human: wait so do you like me or like-like me? #alien: (insect equivalent of sobbing) #alien x human #alien x reader #monster x human #monster x reader #alien #alien imagines #humans are weird #imagines #humans and aliens #monster boyfriend #tetrophilia

[puppetmaster13u]

Mermay Special Prompt 2

Jason? Displeased right now. Incredibly upset even. He’s near certain that he’s gotten kidnapped by some sort of fae creatures, and he is not happy about it. Not to mention everything is greenGreenGreen like the Pits. 

And now, either he’s tiny, or these things are huge, and he doesn't have legs. He keeps getting picked up by these massive horned ones that he would say looked seal-like, but like, to the left? Something like the legends of merfolk but Other. Wrong and right, terrifying and comforting and horrible in how he found himself relaxing. 

Hopefully the rest of the bats realize he’s missing and- um, that is a child? That is a child with scales of starlight, fins of the very cosmos, hair like a bursting nebula growing closer- He blinks and the ever-expanding form is back to a teen chatting in horrific warbling-howl-screech-crack-electrical hum noises to one of the big seal-ish creatures. 

Fuck, he’s definitely gotten stolen by some sort of lazarus siren things hasn’t he?

#Prompts #DCxDP #DPxDC #Ghosts are Merfolk #Halfa Jason #Technically he got kidnapped to the Far Frozen for medical checkup but he doesn’t realize that #And no one has exactly told him because um? Baby halfa? Baby halfa with equivalent of big lung infection? #Much more important at the moment #Why yes the batfam Are freaking out because it looks like reality fucking tore apart and snatched Jason #No Danny is not Ghost King #He’s just in yeti medical school under Frostbite lol #Also a halfa #Which we always talk about the medical issues the human half might have but what about the ghost halves

[brzaski]

on March 14th 2023, a Polish abortion activist Justyna Wydrzyńska was sentenced to eight months of community service for helping a woman in an abusive relationship access abortion pills

Poland has one of the strictest abortion laws in Europe.

if you can, please consider donating to ADT, the organisation that helps people in Poland access abortion!

edit: i see this post got reblogged into the terf teritory. ADT is trans friendly. please just donate and be quiet <3

#luckily they still can appeal and it's better than jail still but like. #it's so stupid that so much time is wasted on those absurd trials #i know that community service doesn't sound that bad comparing to some other things happening around the world #but still at first she was told she could face up to 3 years in jail #idk those women are heros and make me feel much more safer and less stressed living in Poland #because I know if I ever needed an abortion they would be there to help me #and also 5 dollars is almost an equivalent of a minimum hourly wage in Poland #polish currency is weaker so even 2 dollars count a lot! #and the judge was a woman! same as the leader of the constitutional tribunal that made abortion more illegal #feminism #abortion #poland #human rights #reproductive rights

[szollibisz]

my pretty princess

#i love adding like the one gray streak in his hair. like ok slay! #human equivalent of a wet cigarette my beloved #spies are forever #tin can bros #saf #art #fanart #saf fanart #owen carvour #spies are forever fanart #tin can bros fanart #tcb #tcb fanart

[zivazivc]

guess who

I've seen a few artists I like making human art and I got inspired to make my own.

First version was based just on their character designs and personality, and what inspired their look in the first place. Second version happened when I took into account their backstory and what I imagine human versions of their parents' would look like. I don't consider either of these "canon", because to me they're just trolls but it was a fun experiment to try.

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming of me drawing little colorful dolls

#my dumbasses 🫶 #ex bandmates #trolls oc #hed #les #dreamworks trolls #trolls #human trolls #my art #Trolls genres are weird and even though I can see them kind of as different human races (along other things) #I don't think you can compare them with real world races/nationalities. #As in I don't think you can point at a troll genre and say it's the equivalent of x race. #For me it varies from troll to troll even between trolls who are related. #So making a 'perfect' human version of these two brothers started feeling more and more like #like a mission impossible the more time I spent on this... #So these drawings are just two attempts #and I wanted to share. #also on a different note #the first les's hair is supposed to look pretty greasy. can anyone tell? (bc a friend said they can't see it) #and i feel like the first hed doesn't fit stylistically with the rest #probs because i drew him first. after not drawing a human for like 4 months (such is the life of a troll obsessor) #but i do love how he looks so i didn't want to go in and redraw him #also i don't have any more motivation for this and i just keep focusing on and picking at lil details #so i'm posting to get it off my hands :P

[stinkypeanutbutter]

he borrowed Logan’s glasses cause he forget his contacts .

anyway there are too many things I want to DRAW NYOW !!!! All these things red has given us are too mucu for me to not give in and doodle I’m going INSANE !!!!!!! 🤯🤯💥💥

also ——

#RED WHEN I CATCH YOU !!!!! #I’m gonna draw so many of those it isn’t funny STOP DOJG THSI TO ME !!!! #I never had this strong of an urge to draw fanart it’s cray cray #🤯🤯🤯 #he might not but I WILL #NERDDDDDD !!!!!! #I need to cut my toenails ngl #I’m gonna shower I’m a little shmelly #Did you guys know that ripping off a human ear is the equivalent of crushing a soda can #What do you mean you didn’t scroll down here to see this ???? #Idk what your talking about #Going through my tags is like going through a jungle gym but all of them are 8 year olds with adhd maybe autism and sugar deprivation #Sugar deprivation as in they ONLY had two bowls of candy this morning and not 10 #Rah rah ah ah ah ro ma ah ah ah Gaga Oo la la #Sing if u know the lyrics in the comment section teehee #school bus graveyard #sbg #sbg (webtoon) #aiden clark #school bus graveyard webtoon #art

[thebramblewood]

Apologies for ruining your weekend.

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It's not necessary, but if you want to learn more about the events Grace is describing (particularly the spellcaster who sacrificed herself), it originated in another story you can read here (chrono link for desktop only). I'm sure there are some inconsistencies because I had no idea I'd be doing more with it and my storytelling was more casual and gameplay-oriented then, but it might help fill in some gaps.

[rapid knocking at the door]

Caleb: …Morgyn? 

Grace: Caleb-

Caleb: Why are you in your nightgown? Are you crying?

Grace: Caleb, I-

Caleb: Where’s Morgyn? Council meetings never go this late.

Grace: [sniffling] Oh, Caleb… The Sages, they’re… they’re…

Caleb: What happened?

Grace: [strangely detached] I’d already gone home. Almost everyone had. There was an… attack. No one saw it coming. Dark magic… ancient spells… malicious… forbidden. How did he even find them?

Caleb: [impatiently] Grace, you’re not making any sense.

Grace: [distantly] The Realm is secured. Someone stopped him before he could tamper with the portals. A teacher, I think, from the children’s school. She sacrificed herself to drain his power.

Caleb: I don’t care about the goddamn Realm! What about Morgyn?

Grace: [sobbing] I’m sorry, Caleb. I’m so sorry. They were ambushed. They had no chance to defend themselves. Faba, Simeon, Morgyn… The entire Council is… dead. Oh my god. Caleb, are you okay?

Caleb: Stay back!

Grace: But-Caleb: I mean it! You’re not safe around me like this. Go home, Grace! Now.

#ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 story #sims 4 story #simblr #story: hzid #caleb vatore #grace anansi #for some reason caleb's jaw/chin area is slightly more pronounced in his human form... not sure how that happened #i hope it makes sense why his dark form takes over at the end! #it's sort of like the vampire equivalent of going into fight or flight mode #it's like their bodies' defense system so it can kick in automatically if they feel overly threatened or overwhelmed #and as a result they become more easily driven by base instincts and less in control #which is why he tells grace he's dangerous! #since he's so disciplined he would probably be able to restrain himself from hurting her but he'd rather not leave even a small opening #(and besides it's a convenient way to tell her he'd prefer to be left alone) #death tw #gif tw

[razmerry]

can the mediator of vengeanceclan really fall in love with a kittypet?...

#my art #jack of hearts #she hulk #jack hart #jennifer walters #warriors au #sensational she hulk #marvel #this was a break from studying and i was like well. might as well be insane #i would do a human piece i have planned but jack's dumbass armor would take too long to draw... so Kity it is #also i love using tags because it's lore time. #jen is a warrior of vengeanceclan (tha avengers) specifically a mediator #cuz it's like the equivalent of a lawyer! and i think that aspect is more interesting to capture than her superhero stuff #but ofc she still kicks ass. she must #she's a maine coon so she can be a Big Kitty #jack is a half-caracal bc he's half alien and i wanted him to be half another cat species but not one that's too diff from domestic cats #it was harder for me to adapt his themes though bc there's not a great equivalent for uh. nuclear reactor powers #but yknow what is a theme of his! isolation! and so he's a kittypet and out of place in vengeanceclan :) #yea i'm really normal rn thanks for asking

[autisticaradiamegido]

hmmm have you ever considered. arafef?

day 339

in fact i have and i think. what if highbloods tall??

#day 339 #year 3 #aradia megido #feferi peixes #arafef #homestuck #i think ive maybe mentioned this before maybe not on this blog but #my General hcs for troll heights is like. #if we put karkat on the spectrum between sollux and nepeta and assume all his stats are roughly human equivalent #then everybody below him is a little smaller and runs a little warmer #and has a shorter lifespan scaling down to the 'dozen or two sweeps' scratch tells us that rustbloods typically live #and everybody above him obviously gets taller colder and longer-lived up to feferi who is huge cold-blooded and functionally immortal #i mean ok i say huge but i made her 7ft tall thats not like. particularly dramatic in terms of wild xenobiology shit people do with trolls #ANYWAY. i should make a chart or something one of these days #i say as if i have not already made a chart. but its old and janky looking i mean i should make a new one

[black-and-yellow]

Last Window if it was awesome

#They're best friends your honour #you'd think it would be a bit awkward if your old best friend killed your new friend's best friend #but fortunately for Kyle his friend is Louis Denonno #the human equivalent of a medium sized dog #hotel dusk #kyle hyde #louis denonno #tony wolf #last window #I actually do like Tony #I've not played Last Window but I've seen a playthrough #and Tony was my favourite character #but Louis would hate him #Tony always struck me as more malicious. Which is probably an unfair judgement since he's going through his character arc in last window #but he's definitely more violent #Tony has a history of aggravated assault. Louis has a history of picking pockets and being a bit stupid. he's a good boy at heart #I made all 3 of them in the Sims and Tony stole Kyle's vinyls so. I'm just saying Louie would never do that. #but yeah if anyone has fun little Last Window If It Was Better ideas I want to hear them. Housemate shenanigans my favourite.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 137

 What happens after a Halfa dies? What happens when their bodies of flesh can no longer hold the power of their soul? What happens when they’re no longer alive despite the fact they can never truly die?

 What happens when their soul finishes incubating in its cocoon of meat and bone that’s warped and twisted over an immeasurable amount of time? When the soul leaves a body that refuses to stay down because death is not an option? 

 What happens when a Halfa finishes incubating in their first form, and splits? What happens when mortals not understanding what they’re doing in their hubris, causes one to do so early? 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #I mean could also be just Danny Phantom #But can you imagine a mind-reader being Slammed with the twisting emotions of something that was One but is now Two calling for its parents #Eldritch danny #Eldritch halfas #Halfas naturally split once they reach their limit #There was a reason Danny found it so easy to split himself temporarily after all #There are other Halfas out there and they have awoken #They had heard the scream #like others long sleeping amidst Infinity #But the realms are Infinite and slow to travel even with their great size #The GIW aren’t going to just be dealing with a newborn pair of Godeaters #but also several adult ones circling the world like sharks #Most ghosts are the equivalent of fish in the ocean #Gods are the sharks and seals #Halfas are a mixture of whales and serpents #It takes Hundreds of years for them to even get ready to split #Danny isn't even a newborn he's a fetus and was just torn in two by the GIW trying to separate the ghost and the human halves #They got what they wanted but it was a Mistake #Neither is human #They created monsters and now they must face the consequences of their hubris #One body of flesh and bone ripped asunder no longer alive yet not dead either #One body of spirit and soul bloomed anew with life yet never able to walk among the living #Also could potentially have halfa batfam members or other once familiar faces from different timelines and realms

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

Oh.. that must've been a terrifying moment in your life, Peppino.

It's not our place to pry, but we're glad you're okay and that the worst of your life is over. We can only hope that things get better from here on out, and we'll also support you just as much as we support our Pep!

Oh! Speaking of Pep! Dear, you might wanna wrinse your eyes with a little bit of water to get the chemicals out of your eyes!

Pep: *confused and slightly distressed burbling*

Peppino: "Oh, sorry, Pep! I didn't think about how the onions would-a affect you! And maybe it's-a sign to sharpen my knives..."

Peppino: "Here, come this way, and we can wash your eyes."

Peppino: "Suppose we add 'goggles' to the shopping list."

Peppino: "But yeah, I appreciate the kind words. I know you're-a Pep's friends, but it's-a nice to hear that sometimes..."

Peppino: "Anyway, let's not dwell on the past, are you alright now, Pep?"

Pep: "Yes~"

Peppino: "O-Oh, good... That's-a good."

Peppino: "Right, let's get back to it! I only needed the one onion for the moment, so that shouldn't happen again. I'll-a keep your friends' tips in mind for next time."

#pizza tower #fake peppino #peppino spaghetti #I genuinely did not know about chilling onions to stop the crying so thanks guys haha #also Pep can't cry like a human #so his eyes melting is like the equivalent to crying #until he learns how to form tear ducts #and put his eyes back into their sockets too #story post

[homicidal-slvt]

Why do people hate Ethan Winters???? The hell he went through for Mia in RE7??? The hell he went through for Rose in RE8?!? This man died like- the best father and husband ever. He looked out for his daughter and just fuck he loved her so much that it HURTS. He was gonna be there for her always if fucked up things didn't happen.

He's literally ideal marriage material. He's perfect. I need to hug him.

#he was just some guy tossed straight into hell and came out fighting god with a knife #he deserved so much better honestly. #if you don't like him- fine. but i just don't get all the hate ive seen him receive. #at least people don't seem to hate him as much now but I remember a time when everyone was so mad about him and i was like ??? #yes- he is at moments the human equivalent of a bowl of cornflakes but I love him for it. he's just a dude trying his best. #he slayed so hard at the bakers house with like no proper training for that wild ass shit. he was like “fuck you I'm saving Mia” #Ethan I will treat you better than Mia please- (this isnt Mia slander- I do like Mia as well.) #vee's random thoughts go brr #ethan winters #re8 #re7