#huh. that's just bread

[sleepinglionhearts]

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#doodles #reply #huh. that's just bread

[breadandblankets]

there's something about nickname drift that always gets me, so it starts like this:

steph call duke a pineapple one time, duke retaliates by calling her aubergine, then he calls her eggplant, then finally just "egg", steph calls him "pine" and eventually just starts calling him different tree varieties

this culminates with duke calling on the comms "this is tree boy paging egg" (babs, who hasn't run day shift comms for a fat second has to be like uhhh come again) this is their little inside joke when its just them and eventually when they run into each other at GothU

#duke thomas #stephanie brown #batfam #this is not my Best post ever but i just like the idea of them being silly together #anyway in the workshopping of this idea my dearest threw out steph calling duke “banana” and the idea of duke following that up with #“cause im black huh” 🧐🧐🧐 #i left that out cause i like the concept of calling duke various trees Especially if he gets as tall as his father #bread talk

[trashworldblog]

gotta say this is some of the worst fucking lists of all time

#stevens is mostly good but it has some zags (egg? white bread? huh) #ryans is logically The Worst. flour? two tortillas? flour over corn? HOT DOG BUN? #andrews is pretty good but really confised me with leaves. i just... i dont understand how thats a vessel #/lh of course #also my number one is sourdough bowl from panera save me.... bread bowl save me.... #maybe a hot take but she got me thru so much #top 5 beatdown spoilers #top 5 beatdown #watcher #steven lim #ryan bergara #andrew ilnyckyj #worth it #watcher entertainment

[harbingersecho]

I won’t tell you how the mouth will never be honest as its teeth.

#rvb #felix #red vs blue #isaac gates #lolix #locus #mine #*23 #art #you ever start drawing something and it just kinda takes a life of its own? and u look at what you drew and its just like. huh. okay. #think its the wodtober giving me ideas #btw i dont think this poem (daily bread) is very relevant to felix and his ch. i just think this part rly fits him #he's more of a 'prayer for the newly damned' to me. but i can't decide on what line to take from it without making the caption way too long

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

no okay i found 3-14 and??? did Howdy just sell fucking SOAP to Sally and tell her it's instant mashed potatoes??? oh my god someone stop him lmfao

#('why does this have a speculation tag' Speculating Is In My Tags For Now Thank You) #(i want to easily find this later i think) #im never gonna be over this #that MOTHERFUCKER AHAHA #plain evil. everybodys all like 'oh wallys secretly evil home is secretly evil' #HOWDY IS RIGHT THERE!!! TRICKING HIS NEIGHBORS INTO EATING SOAP!!! HES THE REAL VILLAIN HERE #and then sally asking for a 'loaf of bouncy yellow bread' #and howdy muttering 'one sponge....' #and then her asking for that 'sunshine cereal' #and him saying 'woodchips and sawdust' #SIR???? ARE THEY OUT HERE EATING WOODCHIPS AND SPONGES AND SOAP??? #i mean they're puppets so maybe its entirely within the realm of possibility for them #BUT HUH??? #welcome home spoilers #homebogging #wh spoilers #wh speculation #(aaaaand here's the minor speculating) #id say that howdy is just giving his products weird non-food names for a personal naming system #but the soap.... is Soap. #and howdy Obviously knows he is Selling Her Soap To Eat #my next guess is that he just... somehow Knows that maybe none of their food is real food? #cause none of it rots right? and if theyre puppets on a show the food should all be props? #like using shaving cream for whipped cream commercials yk yk #okay i might be on to something here.... maybe #is howdy more aware than i thought he'd be....? #i should make an actual post about this cause damn. #as i kept adding tags my brain kept going 'wait a minute. Wait A Damn Minute' #but ive said i before and ill say it again - love howdy as a character. i would not be able to stand him as a person <3

[bottombaron]

i think it's kind of funny that Nandor waited outside a Panera Bread like Batman for who knows how long

but he also knew the whole time that if he really wanted to find Guillermo, all he had to do was go to his mom's house

bitch was fucking hoping to have a dramatic sexy fight in an allyway with Guillermo where Guillermo (not Patton Oswalt) would have changed his mind with a kiss

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandermo #that bitch was never going to kill him he just needed to make an attempt because he's dramatic #watch me lick up these scraps ive been here before #nO BuT SRsLY??? #he literally spent days “im looking for Guillermo to visit this Panera Bread” aND THe INSTANt #the very iNsTANT #he decides “nah we cool” #WHICH IS LITERALLY ONLY AFTER GETTING THE BLOOD LUST OUT BY KILLING PATTON OSWALT #he suddenly cheat-codes getting to Guillermo in like a half an hour #yeah uh huh yeah

[vivalamusaine]

A protest planned around interrupting les miserables is based as hell, actually. And if you think watching performative demonstration is more important than an actual demonstration, you might have missed the entire point

#how is there discourse about this? #les miserables #stop oil #are you really leftist or are you just leftist until it inconveniences you #if this happened to me at les mis my first thought would be oh they took some creative liberties in this version huh? #in the words of best boy gavroche #you are wrong to insult the revoluntists mother-dust-heap-corner #they are fighting to fill the bread in your basket #damn and i thought i was stupid

[itlearns]

Successfully missed asexuality day but my take today is positivity and memes are cool and important but we should whine and complain more.

#asexuals visibility #international asexuality day #asexuality #ace #problems #like haha we'd rather have cake and garlic bread ok #what about being separated from 99.9% of culture #what about the same aphobic things we hear BOTH from cishet and lgbt+ allosexuals #what about both straight and gay allosexuals excluding us from the communities #what about being BOTH fundamentally misunderstood AND being assined to “that's just common sense” category #what about how wierd it is to even realize you're ace like how do you even reflect on the LACK of something #it's like seller saying “send me a photoproof that the packege didn't arrive” #and you're like huh??? #and we deal with all that meanwhile most of us have horrible impostor syndrome #and we're lile OH NO I LIED my experience was NOT asexuality I faked it #like what the fuck #it's a lot #we really should form identity through working with those things rather than dragons or whatnot

[mielgf]

besties what does it mean when a straight man bakes bread and steam mops his entire house and goes out and buys sweet treats before you come over

#this wasn’t normal bread either he made a HERB AND GARLIC LOAF and then proceeded to dice shallots and onions to make a lil flavour burst #on top after it came out then made a chili infused oil to dip it in… #THEN ASKED IF (WE) WANTED HIM TO MAKE A BOARD WITH CHEESE AND MEATS LIKE??? #HUH???? #and yeah steam mopped all of their floors cleaned top to bottom #he did about 20x more than my actual friend would ever dream of 😭 #THEN ALSO WENT TO A BAKERY AND GOT DONUTS?? HELLO??? #i am still flabbergasted hours later #he also got play angry at me that i got in the backseat of the car and was like ‘no you should take the front’ #and after i refused cause he’s TALL he got in the passenger door and then proceeded to move his seat all the way up so he was cramped and #i had a ton of room #i was just like… is this… what men are really capable of? #today truly made me enamoured with the kindness men can apparently be capable of AND HE DOESNT KNOW ME SUPER WELL #we’ve hung out like three times prior and two of which were within this last week #anyway what a kind man again my friend would never lmao #forgot the most important part: this man is a guy friends’ roommate! #talk time

[cookie-fankid-shenanigans]

You might as well make a drinking of "Drink whenever I post a fankid" (Only if you can legally drink of course.)

Family: Chili Pepper (Ma), Rye (Mum), Red Pepper (Uncle)

Age: 15-16

Often gets accidentally misgendered, though she doesn't mind. Hell, she finds it funny when Cookies find out she's a gal

Steals stuff from corrupted Cookies and give the stuff she stole to Cookies in need

LOVES Meat Jelly stew, especially when bread is dipped in it. (Like soup)

Family: Long Dragon (Mapa), Pure Vanilla (Papa), Longan Lancer (Sibling), Longan Shaman (Sibling), Choco Orchid (Half-brother, Papa's side), Melted Sweet Cheese (Half-sibling, Papa's side)

Age: 7

Currently living with Kumiho and Snake Fruit, since they couldn't find Sweet Cream's parents

Gets distracted quite easily

Usually goes near the sea to play with someone she calls "Eyebby."

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie run ovenbreak #cookie run oc #cookie run fankid #cookie run au #Pepper Bread Cookie #chili pepper cookie #rye cookie #chilirye #Sweet Cream Dragon Cookie #pure vanilla cookie #longan dragon cookie #LonNilla #damn Pv has a lot of kids huh? just wait until you see Dark Choco's kids-

[ramenwithbroccoli]

living with people who insist on keto diet might be a bit hard sometimes, but it sure does make me feel badass when they say that me eating baked goods is as bad as doing drugs

#*looks up from my cinnamon roll* huh #it might just have the opposite effect from what they wanted to achieve #putting cookies in oven feeling like Walter White #hey wanna get some white stuff from me (it's flour) #this one goes to my beautiful girlfriend: #bread

[ooppo]

Sometimes hallucinations are scary. Other times they just fuck w you. I can't tell you how mad I was at my own brain when it made me hear the sound of the alarm on someone's phone go off to take the bread out of the oven, only for that alarm to go off 15 minutes later for real. How am I supposed to explain that to a coworker. "Why is this bread undercooked? Did you take it out early?" What am I supposed to say without sounding insane.

#i should have realized it was fake when i walked up to the phone to turn it off and the alarm just slowly faded #i was so confused but was like “huh. weird.” and took the bread out #and then when i saw the bread looked a little underdone i was also like “huh. weird”

[code31-onthedancefloor]

maybe, alongside Photography With Kim, Ulixes would meet up with some of the Speedfreaks to go dumpster diving in Revachol East.

#i had the thought of uli finding a bunch of unused hair products in an east revachol #salon/hairdresser's and gifting them to steban. hairspray and conditioner. fancy scrubs. anything he could root out of there #andres like 'ah so youre the type of guy to really take care of your hair huh. or is it for ya girlfriend' #imminent ulixes implosion #i feel like uli could learn a lot from noid honestly. what exactly? i don't know. but his gender would be kaput by the end of it. #or finding a bunch of unsold bread behind a bakery. neither of them have freezers so its kind of a 'eat as much as you can' type situation #ulixes is absent for an entire day and night and comes back to steban with a massive bag filled with pastries and bread. leaves again. #or maybe he finds some freezers buried in a commercial area and starts filling them with food. yknow. just in case. #txt #disco elysium #steban the student communist #ulixes bücher #echo maker #mazovian yaoi #<- fuck it that's their ship tag now

[keeps-ache]

ggghhg i hate vehiclessssssss ghghghhghhhhh [dies dies dies forever]

#just me hi #i'm going to get right back to it but i need to complain or i'll turn into a stale loaf of Bread lmao :3👍 #so here it is. why's it gotta be so hard hhghfh #okay buildings suck i hate buildings. but also they don't make me want to immediately explode at the merest hint of actually drawing them #vehicles?? Vehicles ???? i am going to just. what if i just put everyone in magical cardboard boxes and did that huh. what is the point !! #i have to draw motorcyclessss and carssssss and i'm okay with bikes to a degree actually <3 and horsessssssss and truckssssssssssss #god forbid you pick an older model with like 20 articles on it cuz most of them are going to only have a side profile and 3/4s view of that #dang thing. which yea sounds manageable 'why is this a problem keeps' i cannot properly see the FRONT #i have to guess?? i have to Guess ???? my dearest wish i think i'm just going to live in the sewers. with the sewer creatures #GGHHHHHHHHHHHH #i am going to practice drawing this stupid thing that i'm going to use for like 7 panels MAX and then i'm going to commit a FOUL crime. lik #rearranging someone's usual playlist without them knowing so they're confused every time they listen to it afterwards #//okay enough of that. we're good hbfhsfh :3 #i have done other things today ! i've actually made a rough timeline for pi.e so thaaaat's cool :D #that and found a cool artist to follow on pillowfort. i. forgor their user but they have cool art .w. #/also i'm past the halfway mark on this first chapter which is !!! #i don't want to jinx myself cuz i know i'm really good at that hfhsv - but i think i'll start storyboarding the next part if i can get a #couple more pages done :D #//also the cowboy au grows stronger everyday hhhgfshvbh #i kind of knew some sort of au was inevitable but i did not think it would be an old west one loll :3 #still trying to figure out the logistics #i wanna find some good historical fiction from those eras (1860s-70s) but i do not have the brain space for it rn fbhs - so this will do :> #it won't have any of the magic or gods i think bc of that but i'm having fun regardless :D #it Does have some occult though. because i was playing the story for my brother and i Do enjoy scaring him hhbvhfhsfvh #there are devils on the ranch!! or are they devils?? he hasn't gotten that far yet lol :> #//i also may have some sort of weird lean towards the spooky because Somehow each of my stories end up containing some sort of thriller #element?? lmao rip my siblings #but it never happens on purpose. again; rip my siblings hfhhvsh #//oo running out of tag space lol <//3 #i shall return. probably with more wip stuff cuz i started like 4 canvases in 2 days hhghghdvs - toodles !!

[nicoscheer]

Not Tom posting the couple dancing to AM’s “Baby I’m yours” 😭😭🤣🤣

#he did not 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #miles Kane #09/09/2023 #age of the understatement #he’s really out to get us huh #tlsp #“pull me apart’’ with the chicken tenders 🤣 #he just keeps on throwing us all these little bread crumbs 😭😭🥹🫠🫶🏽

[rexscanonwife]

Charles and Utonium are two sides of the same coin for me I fear

#jane journals #self insert talk #theyre both 40+/pushing 50 and are both adoptive dads #they each have their skillsets #but utonium i hardly if ever think about sex with #and charles i almost EXCLUSIVELY think dirty dirty nasty thoughts with #uhhh did i ever have a tag for spicy talking?? #nsft #just throwing that in there.hey guess who decided to try to finish mtl after all this time!!!! #i stopped cause i didnt want it to be over and then a whoke bunch of shit happened #i didnt realize i was literally two episodes away from the finale 😭😭 #BUT GODDDDD #NOT THE WRITERS MAKING CHARLES SAY 'COME TO DADDY' SPECIFICALLY TO TORMENT ME #AND SEEING HIM GET INTO FIGHTS 🥴🥴 #also a kinda cute thought but not brendon flubbing his line and still keeping it in the episode ajfjgkgkg #never ever stutters huh? 😏😏😏 #UHHHM #HIIIII #🍞 my bread and butter 🍞