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I couldn't find an English version so I put the fan translation of the sketch on top of the Dungeon Meshi: Adventurers Bible Complete Edition pages of this comic

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Remembering the episode of Galavant where Kylie Minogue is The Queen of a medieval gay pub and sings this absolute bop.

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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

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Alix in her human form on her first band meetup c:

She started going because her best friend, Willow, told her her cousin's band was looking for a keyboard. She was super intimidated at first because she actually knew of them and liked their music, and all the other members were older than her and extremely cool. She got comfortable around them sooner than she thought, though, which was an achievement she got extremely proud of

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I wore my torn to shit emo jeans that basically show my entire booty ass to the bodega today. As I was jaywalking across the street, some local kids shouted at me:

Kid: "Bro! Ay bro I can see your booty cheeks!"

Me: "That's the point!"

Kid: "Bruh shut yo gay ass up!"

Me: "I am gay!"

Kid: "Oh!... We good!"

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american gun culture literally has so many people convinced that the plot of Funny Games might happen to them at any time and the only way to prevent it is to vigorously defend their right to murder anybody who steps foot in their home

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falin touden, cleric

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via indiarosecrawford

Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸

𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ

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Someone captured the solar eclipse on an airplane

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“you guys have no idea what it's like, he knows what a shitty person i am”

“but he still smiles at me.”

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the downside to harassing a cat constantly is that you run out of ways to bother them. so sure she's "well socialized" but how am i supposed to get revenge when she is being SO so annoying?