#but the soap.... is Soap.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

no okay i found 3-14 and??? did Howdy just sell fucking SOAP to Sally and tell her it's instant mashed potatoes??? oh my god someone stop him lmfao

#('why does this have a speculation tag' Speculating Is In My Tags For Now Thank You) #(i want to easily find this later i think) #im never gonna be over this #that MOTHERFUCKER AHAHA #plain evil. everybodys all like 'oh wallys secretly evil home is secretly evil' #HOWDY IS RIGHT THERE!!! TRICKING HIS NEIGHBORS INTO EATING SOAP!!! HES THE REAL VILLAIN HERE #and then sally asking for a 'loaf of bouncy yellow bread' #and howdy muttering 'one sponge....' #and then her asking for that 'sunshine cereal' #and him saying 'woodchips and sawdust' #SIR???? ARE THEY OUT HERE EATING WOODCHIPS AND SPONGES AND SOAP??? #i mean they're puppets so maybe its entirely within the realm of possibility for them #BUT HUH??? #welcome home spoilers #homebogging #wh spoilers #wh speculation #(aaaaand here's the minor speculating) #id say that howdy is just giving his products weird non-food names for a personal naming system #but the soap.... is Soap. #and howdy Obviously knows he is Selling Her Soap To Eat #my next guess is that he just... somehow Knows that maybe none of their food is real food? #cause none of it rots right? and if theyre puppets on a show the food should all be props? #like using shaving cream for whipped cream commercials yk yk #okay i might be on to something here.... maybe #is howdy more aware than i thought he'd be....? #i should make an actual post about this cause damn. #as i kept adding tags my brain kept going 'wait a minute. Wait A Damn Minute' #but ive said i before and ill say it again - love howdy as a character. i would not be able to stand him as a person <3

[morganpdf]

does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles

#morgan.pdf #saying it now. i stole that image off google. i do not fill soap bottles that messy #dw im normal i make sure it all gets in the hole<3 #banger.pdf #gets the tag now bc fuck it. good post op

[robinthisbank]

TikTokers are such pussies when it comes to ships. “B-but they’re not canon 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😖😖” honey back in my day we shipped characters from entirely different medias uphill both ways in the snow

#“how would you feel- they’re not real people #ghostsoap #soapghost #call of duty mw2 #call of duty #ghost cod #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley

[dumb-djarin]

so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do

#joel miller #din djarin #soap mctavish #marc spector #boba fett #john price #simon riley #kyle garrick #captain rex #commander wolffe #anakin skywalker

[aloehandsanitizer]

l’oréal kids shampoo pngs

#cleancore #safetycore #soap #pngs #transparent #nostalgia

[stinglesswasp]

Overseas 🇺🇸

#accents exaggerated for comedic purposes #except for Ghost's bo'oh'o'wa'er #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #john price #call of duty

[agentjazzy]

reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind

#OJO!! TUTTER !! BEAR IS GOIGN TO HAVE TO WASH YOUR MOUTHS WITH SOAP #bear in the big blue house #muppets

[yoshidatommy]

TF141 (oversimplified)

#cod mw2 #cod modern warfare #john price #kyle gaz garrick #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #MWII #after all everyone mark ghost and soap as 💀🧼 but how about price and gaz

[canisalbus]

Machete would be the saddest wettest worm on a string

Pictured here in his natural habitat.

#camouflaging to evade predators #own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #Machete #worm on a string #pour hot holy water onto your soaped woerm

[bigguyenthusiast]

COD P★ LINKS

Yawll……dis is horny… so like fair warning

John price

Price tying you up after he catches you disobeying him by touching yourself :(

Overstimulation with John <3

Price eating you out after a loooooong mission

More price eating pussy (the guy LITERALLY looks like him or am I tripping)

Since you like using them so much, this shouldn’t be a punishment for you, correct ?

John getting you to ride his thigh

Theres a reason why they’re his favourite

Kyle Garrick

Gaz after ruthlessly fucking you for three hours ;3

What you get for flaunting yourself in front of his mates :(

Lazy night in with gaz

Shhh don’t want anyone to hear you

Late night humping with your clingy boyfriend

Roommate! Gaz getting tired of your horny whining

Simon Riley

Just a quick reminder of where you belong

Quick polishing’

A goodbye gift

A welcome home gift

Roommate! Ghost pounding you till you wake up :(

Owner! Ghost with his lil pup

Little film for later

Gettin’ crafty

John McTavish

Riding him until he’s dumb <3

Mornin sex with Johnny boy

Self restrain

Virgin! Johnny

Just his doll

Convincing your friend, Johnny to join your live 🫣

König

Hes just too big you needed a photo for confirmation

Need your colonel to reach you a lesson?

Just a quickie before he leaves for work

Quickie part 2

Good girls beg

#okay yall lemme go to bed #call of duty #cod mw2 #simon ghost riley #simon riley x reader #cod x reader #ghost x reader #captain price #ghost #kyle gaz x reader #kyle gaz garrick #john soap mctavish x reader #john soap mactavish #konig x reader #konig #konig cod #captain john price #john price x reader #john price

[swordsandholly]

Thinking about a mechanic!AU where the 141 boys run a garage and need a new receptionist. They hire you because you’re just so cute (great tits) and have a decent resume but it becomes a slight problem when they realize you’re a bit… dense.

Total ditz to be precise.

But they can’t really get mad when you get the keys for clients mixed up and look at them with those big eyes all teary and a little pout pushing out your lower lip.

Price is the most patient, perfectly content to walk you through how to file paperwork and fill out forms. Instructing you in a low voice while his breath brushes the shell of your ear. It’s really their fault for having such a terrible system, you know? Don’t worry about it too much, dove. He’ll settle his big hands on your shoulders and gently trace up and down your arms. See? You’re getting it. Just needed some more practice, hm?

Johnny is more than happy to show you around the garage, rattling off everything he knows about all those nitty gritty details that go right over your pretty little head. He’ll pop open the hood of some sports car and point to the engine to show it off. No, bonnie, you’ve got tae get in close. Closer.

Until you’re bent entirely over in one of those too-short skirts you wear everyday. It takes all his willpower not to yank you into the supply closet.

Gaz is just so sweet to you. Always bringing you little treats and candies to suck on. To help you concentrate, of course. Always greeting you with a soft ‘baby girl’ at the beginning of your shift. Whenever you’re standing around be it at the printer or counter - wherever really - he’ll slip a hand on your waist. It always trails a little lower, his pinky just edging on the hem of your too tight jeans.

Ghost gets frustrated with you to the point of causing tears to well up in the corners of your eyes. He’s feels guilty, sure, but bloody hell just print the damn receipt. He avoids you for the most part. Until one evening when it’s pouring down. You forgot your rain coat of course, silly girl. He offers you a ride which you take happily.

After that he can’t get rid of you. You bring him coffees (how you remember his order word for word but not where you last left your own cup is beyond him) and giggle at his jokes. When a client gets too snappy or too loud he’s the first to step in - standing behind you glaring at them with his huge arms crossed over his chest until they back down.

#will I turn this into a full fic? #idk don’t tempt me #just trying to get this out of my system so I can work on my other ongoing fics #call of duty #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghost cod #john price #john price x reader #cod x reader #ghost x reader #john soap mctavish x reader #kyle gaz garrick #kyle gaz x reader #cod #soap x reader #simon riley x reader #john mactavish x reader #john price x you #mechanic au #drabble #holly writes #poly 141 x reader #poly 141

[amikoroyaiart]

Caught in 4k

#ghostsoap #soapghost #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #gary roach sanderson #amiko art #modern warfare ii #ghost x soap

[shkretart]

Just sketches

#cod fanart #call of duty fanart #captain price #cod nikolai #captain john price #simon ghost riley #soap mactavish #ghostsoap #sketches #fanart

[yooo-lets-go]

soap simp folder THIS, soap simp folder THAT, the question IS: does Ghost take photos??

He does

#call of duty #ghost babygirl #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #gary roach sanderson #kyle gaz garrick #cod ghost #cod soap #cod gaz #cod roach #cod mw2 #call of duty modern warfare #ghostsoap #soapghost #ghoap

[elexaria]

when you start dating johnny, you also start dating simon. they’re best friends, which means simon is also your best friend.

he’s always over at your place, and you always sit inbetween then whenever you guys watch a movie. johnny’s hand on your thigh whilst simon’s arm chills around your shoulder, his thumb gently rubbing your arm.

so its no surprise when you end up getting furiously dicked down in bed by simon, his thick girthy cock stretching your poor cunt out while you choke on johnny’s fat dick, tears in your eyes as your muffled whimpers only spur them on more. “fuckin’ hell—“ si grunts out with each bellow and pump back inside of you, his thumb reaching down to tease your swollen clit. johnny’s fingers pinch at your nipples, chuckling as he grabs at your stupidly fat tits with a satisfied growl.

#elexaria writes #cod x reader #john soap mactavish #soap smut #soap x reader #simon riley x reader #simon riley smut

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF Mikes and Vanessas watch Immortal and restless

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #michael afton #vanessa afton #vanessa shelly #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanny #mike schmidt #The immortal and the restless #fnaf #sister location #security breach #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #do yall know Michael canonically kins Clara #that’s just a fact from the logbook #Seeing Michael loves Soap Operas I wanna believe game Vanessa does too #while the other two are not that interested at all #the Aftons just love drama #All of them in comfy wear Mike sleeps in his work clothes so he stays the same #the four of them… besties