#how to survive an apocalypse

[genderneutralethogirl]

Hermits logging in for the sole purpose of yelling at other Hermits mid-stream my beloved

#falsesymmetry #hermitcraft season 10 #hermitcraft #hermitchat #from iskall’s stream today where he talked about if/how all the hermits would survive in a zombie apocalypse

[iwantofall]

been watching new vegas

#acedraws #fallout new vegas #joshua graham #courier #so theres this mormon . #i rlly love post apocalyptic settings w established societies like metro and fallout #seeing how civilization persisted (albeit in a decrepit manner) w new customs and old traditions that survive is so interesting to me #how old world structures are repurposed for the new dead world.. #like the metro systems or how society mirrors the old world like new vegas #more interesting than outbreak apocalypse stuff like the walking dead #theres a bleak hope and comforting normalcy in the face of ruin present only in metro n vegas

[paragonrobits]

a way for the skaven running gag to continue via the Ratkin

Kitten: Okay this has been bothering me for a while. If there's things like werewolves and werecats- Big D: Hold on, I told you about werewolves. How do you know about werecats? Kitten: Long story, lots of family drama, I'd prefer not to get into it right now. But my point is are there other shapeshifters? Big D: You BET THERE ARE. No werechihuahuas, though. That's a joke. And it's NOT FUCKING FUNNY, DEAR GOD I AM SO FED UP WITH THE TOMES OF ARCANE LORE FILLED UP WITH JOKE POSTS ABOUT THEM and okay, okay. Off track. Anyway, there are indeed many different types of shapeshifters. Boy, wandering from another room: There's wererats and stuff Big D: Quite so! They're hardly friendly to humans, for you see, they're quite fed up with human corruption being responsible for HEY WHOA WAIT WAIT. Boy! How do YOU know about wererats!? Boy: They talks to me all the time. Kitten: They do? Boy: Dunno why. They just wander up and complain about humans being a pestilence upon the world. One of them wants to show me a giant mouse wheel it wants to make into a big bike thingy, though.

#hunter the parenting #WoD #world of darkness #ratkin #werewolf the apocalypse #given how the Ratkin are completely bonkers but in a somewhat morally gray way #and functionally fighting for the survival of the world #vs the skaven being comically evil even by Imperium standards #they also nicely have the 'TTS but everything just slightly askew' vibe that #HtP seems to be taking to character adjustments #queued

[turbourbo]

Has this been done?

#I keep thinking of that textpost about which Hargreeves would survive the Hunger Games #and Klaus is like #And I’m dying second #because I’m not roughing and touching it in the woods #sleeping in trees and eating squirrels #like he’s not even trying to survive the apocalypse #he just won’t stay dead #and ben’s gotta deal with all his whining and complaining #actually how has ben not noticed Klaus dying and reanimating? #the umbrella academy #tua #tua spoilers #the umbrella academy spoilers #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves

[yesneverno]

Me: omg how come I can never avoid spoilers

Also me: *scrolling through the tag on tumblr*

#danganronpa #danganronpa another #literally anything #dr #tma #the magnus archives #svsss #bingqiu #drthh #sdr2 #drv3 #any tv show too #I cannot stress how bad it gets #I’m avoiding death spoilers (I’ve made bets on who will die in danganronpa.) #there’s a chart #but also if u have a practical talent I assume #you’re dead #bc bc bc #1. lucky student #2. just some rich guy #3. swimmer #4. reader #i know kirigiri is a detective but…. #but also danganronpa another #I knew I KNEW the sniper wasn’t gonna survive #that’d be TOO practical for the universe #imagine surviving a death game to join an apocalypse and ur a SNIPER #OP

[faglaios]

stop woobifying simon we have to lust over prismo like real men

#and ice king. #simon is a baddie dont get me wrong but the amount of people like. twinkifying him is nauseating #saw someone call him a catboy. you dont understand that old man. #simon survived the apocalypse and post apocalypse he can kick ass if he needs to #like he would absolutely be rusty and it would be like a cornered animal #but he isnt helpless yknow #<- my main issue with the fionna+cake show and how its causing people to view simon #characterize that old man right. AND lust after prismo #adventure time #fionna and cake #prismo the wishmaster #simon petrikov #shut up evan

[sleepygaymerdisease]

i really hate the way people talk about climate change on here. yes, we should be doing something. no, the majority of pollution is done on an industrial scale that we cannot solve as individuals. yes, we should still be doing things as individuals. no, it's not completely pointless. yes, there are scientists who are pushing to solve these serious problems before things get worse. no, we will not all instantly die in the next 2 years if these actions arent taken, we'll just have to come up with different, less effective solutions and continue to push companies. yes, things have been pushed and changed before, and it can be done again. no, it's not an easy task, and it never has been under capitalism. yes, many indigenous groups already know how to solve many of the agricultural problems. no, it is not by "coincidence", indigenous people are not stupid, and these solutions were not created for white people to snatch and claim as their own ingenious work. yes, there is no ethical consumption under capitalism. no, that amazon same-day delivery is probably not justified. its just complicated. why overload people with despair and mind numbing grief and tell people that humanity is hopeless and make people apathetic or even pro-humanity's destruction? why would you do that? it's a tough subject but going straight to "we're all gonna die anyway so who cares" is the dumbest fucking thing. come on.

#anis gaymer moments #okay to reblog i guess but dont be weird. idk #people always despair about a post-apocalyptic world and i just think about the countless quotes about how indigenous people are already #living in that post-apocalypse. surviving isn't easy but it's doable and it's worth it. humans help the ecosystem. humans help animals. #humans help other people when they can. humans are good. we have beautiful cultures and languages. we have families and friends. #we shouldnt be throwing that away. dont tell me ecofascist garbage. #ask to tag

[strslv-4sh]

I was literally almost crying because I thought about how poorly written Damian's character is and that he is misunderstood...I might not be ok

#My sister was like:😦 #She said: Sister calm down #Damian will be fine #He knows how to protect himself and will survive the apocalypse #I don't know what apocalypse she was talking about #But I believe he will survive🗣 #dc comics #damian wayne #damian al ghul #batfamily #batfam #robin dc #robin damian #dc robin

[writeshite]

Ogling Rick's ass as he is practicing his shooting and stances

"You know, when you said you wanted a high vantage point," Maggie sighs, "I thought you were gonna use it for a good reason."

You put down the binoculars as Rick reloads, and turn to her with a grin, "This is for a good reason."

"Staring at Rick's ass?" she drawls, and you shrug, head whipping back when there's another shot, only this time, you find Rick staring directly at you through the lens. He shakes his head and walks away, much to your disappointment.

#shitedrabbles #rick grimes x male reader #rick grimes x reader #this is how i know i wouldn't survive the apocalypse. i'd be staring right at that ass 24/7. that's my target your honor.

[lavender-menace-420]

can’t believe it took me this long to draw the all-seeing eldritch horror twink and his murderous lesbian werewolf best friend

#the magnus archives #tma #the magnus archive fanart #tma fanart #tma podcast #artists on tumblr #jonathan sims #daisy tonner #tma jon #tma daisy #their friendship is so underrated #had to make daisy slouch so they could be eye level #no one understands how important they are to me #this takes place in the very canon universe where everything was fine and happy and they survived the apocalypse together (I'm delusional)

[strawberrybyers]

one of my fears is dying before seeing byler become canon. i refuse to let my soul leave this earth before season 5 comes out. idc if we end up in an apocalypse. i am going to survive that shit to see byler endgame!!

#nothing can kill me before s5!! #‘how did you survive the apocalypse?’ ‘byler endgame’ #byler #byler endgame #stranger things

[lee-hakhyun]

yeah yeah las vegas arc kim dokja's in america 🦅🦅🦅 but i am actually so glad singshong is expanding on anna and the zarathustras. as selena kim leads kdj+lhh through the zarathustras' headquarters (a repurposed 5 star hotel), there's a few things pointed out that i enjoy

even during these early scenarios, anna was already preparing for when the apocalypse is over, as kdj spots plants from other planets (e.g. chronos) being grown. and highlighting the supportive incarnations working behind the scenes, with many of them being older incarnations whose physical ability might not keep up with younger incarnations. and even with this big group, it seems organized. THIS is more what i expected from a prophet. though kim dokja isn't interested. at least lee hakhyun is impressed

#i'm really liking zarathustra's whole structure #too bad anna got tangled up w kdj again. he's PISSED #i am really interested in life during the apocalypse. we know kimcom's story‚ but how did others survive? #orv #orv side story #orv spoilers #side story spoilers #full chapter summary will be out tmr i promise

[travalerray]

Gertrude Robinson.....*sighs dreamily*

#i think about her often #how does it feel to sacrifice everything and dirty your hand beyond belief only to learn that it was all for naught #how does it feel to have been on the lookout for everything suspicious but to have missed the most obvious from your own side #''gertrude wouldn't have survived the apocalypse'' i think she would have jon. But I don't think she would have survived in any better of a #way. #gertrude robinson #tma #the magnus archives #kk's rambles tag

[blood-injections]

What is it with so many zombie movies and not having armor like. Wear a leather or denim jacket at the least. Not even a zombies sinking its teeth into your flesh through that. I mean have armor anyway just to be safe especially something on your forearms like. So many people in movies go out because they raise their arm to block the thing from going for heir face and surprise. You got bit because you blocked like a smart person but weren't wearing armor like one. It would literally have taken ten minutes to change your fate. You dont need like a suit of armor its an apocalypse you need to be able to move armor would weigh you down bla bla bla. No! First of all you're probably carrying around a bigass pack of supplies, armor isnt going to weigh you down any more than that. Also the armor is like. Wouldnt be a heavy suit of armor like i said. Literally just pad yourself with extra fabric ducttape shit to yourself. Or be cool and collect like aluminum cans and license plates, thin, light metal that you can bend around your arms so next time you block with your arm you'll actually be protected. Thin, light, strong metal that you can tape and wrap all over yourself and it won't weigh you down. Might not withstand bullets but you won't get bit

#i have stroooong feelings about zombie media and how people go about surviving how are people so DUMB. it literally fills me #with indescribable rage when i like watch something and nobodys Thinking like. fucking hell it would take TEN minutes to collect the license #plates of all the abandond cars around you and bend them into cuffs around your arms and legs #a lot of people say they would survive a zombie apocalypse but i WOULD . my autism makes me too smart for one

[chai-en-kaadhale]

"survive 🤡"

#orv #kdj #spoiler alert: you dont #ah yes how to survive the apocalypse #step one: die #step 1865: perpetuate the cycle and bring it about once more

[neversetyoufree]

Romance between a guy whose whole thing is that his death is an inescapable foregone conclusion and a guy whose whole thing is that he somehow survives when death is otherwise inescapable

#for those not keeping track I'm currently going insane over the Noah reference in Noé's name #and how he's named after the guy whose whole thing is surviving the apocalypse #and has currently survived two mass deaths/slaughters #(the deaths of the archivistes and the slaughter in the church with Louis) #like this isn't really his MAIN thematic thing. I'd say that's the archiving thread #but still #vnc #vanitas no carte #the case study of vanitas #vanoé #noé archiviste my beloved #vanitas my beloved #the vanoé agenda #they make me utterly insane