#hot dudes with dogs

[ragrfisk]

Dwarfcember day 22

If I made a calendar of hot Dark Irons with Molten pets would anyone want that, even? 🤷🏼‍♀️ maybe I should make it a Patreon tier.

#artists on tumblr #illustration #art #digital art #dwarf #dwarves #procreate #original character #hot dwarves #dark iron dwarf #blizzard #hot dudes with dogs #dwarves who fuck #dwarfcember #new art challenge #my art challenge #art challenges #art challenge #monthly challenge #pinup calendar #genuine question #molten corgi #dark iron #world of warcraft fanart #warcraft dwarves #patreon #Patreon ideas

[villian555]

Personally, I think Zelda and Link still end up together in Age of Calamity. They literally flirt constantly in that game....

Just because Mipha is alive doesn't mean it would happen 🤷‍♀️

Not to mention that the armor description for the Zora armor is basically making a joke of it in English ("It's probably fine to be wearing this. Probably.") and "Is it really okay to wear this??" in Japanese. Because that's toootally how someone who accepts a proposal acts. Uh huh.

#age of calamity #zelink #miphlink #hyrule warriors #hw:aoc #hwaoc #aoc #hyrule warriors age of calamity #zelda hot takes #zelda #tloz #loz #legend of zelda #“it happens in aoc!!!” it clearly is still unrequited. very obvious #am I the only one who actually played the game #you bought the online mistranslation koolaid congrats #fck ya'll wanting zelda to be cucked and married off to some old dude tbh #because she still unlocks her powers the same way.... #while Link lives the life of a pet dog... #dying and then replaced by it's owner #while looking like an old man dating a teen #so many layers of cringe to unpack about the idea #not to mention people wanting abominations of nature worse than the ancient hero's aspect

[tazmiilly]

i feel like ford would love pizza rolls. i feel it in my bones he loves futuristic pocket filled foods

I think he'd like exploding them

#college dudes doing college dude things #i rly love that interaction between soos and dipper about exploding hot dogs #scribbles #ask #gravity falls #ford pines #fiddleford mcgucket

[mamawasatesttube]

fandom and all its """kon resents clark""" this and """clark is mean to/mistrusts kon""" that. actually, kon canonically goes to clark to bitch about his rogues gallery:

"Superboy's told me all about this guy."

(adventures of superman #533)

can you imagine? he just calls up superman to talk shit about scavenger (and presumably others too!!). i just know he's lounging midair in the most ridiculous poses while slurping up a milkshake he made clark buy him and spouting ridiculous teen slang that clark has to make several mental notes to look up later. this is the mark of a truly beautiful family bond and i, for one, would like to see more of it.

#rimi's comic liveblogging #Let Kon Talk Shit Again 2k24 #when i complain about bendis destroying the kon & clark bond this is what i mean 😔 idek what's going on in current dc though i gave up tbh #but THIS. this is the good kush!!!! #iirc this is before kon knows clark's secret id but after he finds out i just know he shows up in the clois apartment like #UGH YOU GUYS. KING SHARK ATE MY HOT DOGS!!!!!!! he also tried to kill me and 5 other people but like BRO!! DUDE!!! #that was MY lunch you overgrown fish freak!!! hell-llooo? didn't you see the S- shield lunch box??? #or is your brain as smooth as your skin!!! huh???? #clark: actually sharks have quite rough-- #kon: no they're smooth. #clark: i. don't think that's true son. but alright #i just. clenches fist. i love the superfam a really normal amount #kon #clark

[what-is-it-to-be-pk-esque]

Ok I know I'm heavily biased here but like I kinda love that Astarion's romance is one of the few in this type of video game where you basically end up canonically unmarried and childfree in his "good" ending? Just travelling the world??

Like it's honestly the millennial dream lmfaoo cannot believe i chose what would undoubtedly be my favorite option, first try

#also love that he's basically atheist like ok thanks you made the man exactly coded to be my type #and the humor and beautiful curly hair is very much something my IRL partner has too so like... how can i resist #anyways not sure a lot of people relate cause i think a lot of people want that fairytale romance #even tho wyll is right there yall #but i love me an unconventional or nontraditional one!! #i'm TIRED of being married with children as the endgame pls let's not do it #also a lot of people seem into him being a dad and im like... how? why? where in canon did he ever lmfao #more power to ya if you dig it but i just dont see it being in character #like in DAI i loved cullen and my inquisitor getting married and having a dog #and they seem the type to wants kids one day. but Tav & Astarion? lol no #i just think it's neat #is this a hot take? i have no idea but i don't see it mentioned a lot as a new fan tbh #pls do not come at me you can enjoy whatever you like #i haven't seen the ascended stuff so idk if being his 'consort' is like being his bride #but i feel like overall it's not and the vibe isn't all that different in this sense #except that you're hosting evil parties instead of travelling :/ #Astarion #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #bg3 #also YEA he's nice to Arabella but you can tolerate certain kids without wanting one or being 'good parent' material #case in point: me lmfao #OKAY update i saw the AA stuff and yeah you're kind of implied vamp married and he does mention spawn as children 😫 #but he also says in banter he won't make any other spawn??? so what is it dude #anyway that's also clearly the “bad” route and he doesn't seem as happy as unascended #who feels “truly free” #and if you're durge I'm pretty sure its even worse to consider having kids?? lol #but i digress

[chloesimaginationthings]

Teenage dirtbag

#myart #chloesimagination #jojo bizarre adventure #jjba fanart #jjba #jodio joestar #usagi alohaoe #jojolands #JoJo part 9 #patreon request #finally drew that hot dog dude and it’s with a ‘your mom’ joke bye #these dudes are menaces I just know they roasting each other like this

[mrpsychokiller]

its the middle of artfight and i should be drawing attacks. i designed a whole new guy instead. oops

[he/him]

#my art #furry #ocs #you see i found like an ancient character design idea from like 2020 #and i was like this looks like shit but i could probably make it better now. #so i spent the next hours drawing this dude (it looks nothing like the original design anymore) #now idk what to do with him.... i really like this design. should i put him on artfight #hes got quite literally absolutely nothing going on i just drew him. im a nice character designer and a horrible character creator #hot dog (oc) #the origin

[ofmermaidstories]

artistic representation of my saturday night (eating hotdogs and playing fallout shelter like the ipad baby i am)

#my hot dog combo is: broiche rolls with gerkin relish spread inside and mozzarella and THEN u layer ur sausage—pork and honey in this case— #and then we add our sauces so for me it’s tomato sauce and american mustard and THEN more mozz and tonight i added fried onion which is— #—outta the norm for me bc im not that fussed on it but it was a banger regardless!!! #also my little shelter dudes are STRESSSING ME OUT

[bigcatbulges]

you're banned from the word twink for the tags on that sableye post 😔

He's smaller than me ergo a twink :3 Y'all got a problem we can wrassle about it and y'all can complain a bout it between my thighs ❤️🦁

#my plan to wrassle hot dudes is working #also ill call anything a twink! that barking dog? a twink! seatbelt wont click in rightnthe first couple tries? a twink! #beefy sableye loooooove that twink looking hot guy *in the tune of the popeyes jingle*

[bearnakedbaker]

MANS BEST FRIEND

#nicholas skidmore #ginger with dog #mansbestfriend #red head #ginger hunk #100% redhead #Ginger Dude #stud puppy #Ginger Man #Sexy Ginger #Ginger Beard #ginger with glasses #hot ginger #future husband

[ragrfisk]

Dwarfcember day 30

(I have a thing with dark irons and pets okay)

#artists on tumblr #illustration #art #digital art #dwarf #dwarves #procreate #original character #hot dwarves #dark iron dwarf #dwarves who fuck #hot dudes with dogs #world of warcraft fanart #warcraft fanart #daddy dwarf #new art challenge #my art challenge #art challenges #art challenge #monthly challenge #fantasy art #sketch #sketchbook #dwarfcember #sketch daily #drawing every day

[3000gaypitbulls]

Postal dude would love limp bizkit let’s get real

#favorite song probably turn it up bitch or roll in #maybe even hot dog or take a look around #limp bizkit #postal #postal dude

[eepybubble]

this has been sitting in my notes for awhile now and idk if anybody else has thought of this and i will probably never end up expanding on it (maybe i will idk look at the tags)

#like they could've made the deal and then the hotdog dude was like hey i'll sit outside the orpheum #bc ik these guys are broke so they're gonna need to buy my shitty hot dogs #and that will kill them #so caleb can have them in his band #bc he wants them for some reason #jatp #julie and the phantoms #borf barks #bc caleb owns his soul

[idiosyncraticrednebula]

People who side with Triton and criticize Ariel for rebelling against him miss the whole point of the story. I don't know what it is about Ariel in particular that many people online look for every reason to hate on her and justify everything that happened to her.

#ariel #king triton #disney #the little mermaid #meta #disney meta #i miss people tend to be very dismissive of disney princesses and their trauma #but ariel in particular gets an unhealthy amount of flack #i know she is just an animated character. i'm well-aware she is fictional but boy does the deliberate misunderstanding still drive me crazy #and not in a good way at all #mean** #these critics are exhibiting the exact same mentality and attitude triton and sebastian had towards ariel #and they don't realize it at all #the entire point of the story was about letting go of prejudices. understanding the other side. letting your child go and make decisions fo #themselves. it wasn't just about a girl who gave her voice away because she saw a hot dude or sumn #that is a very gross interpretation of the movie and her character #she wanted to make her father see that there was beauty in the human world and eric was the proof of that #that's why she said “you don't even know him”. she said that because she saw how kind he was to everybody his compassion his love his warmth #his willingness to sacrifice his life for his damn dog. his humility his dreamy nature #he seemed like the pinnacle of humans but also someone she could relate to. a guy who understands her #it wasn't simply because he was hot although that definitely played a big role in her interest because that man was designed to be a total #beauty but anyways i digress. i think of him as the piece that united everything #he was the missing puzzle piece so to day #although ariel is actually the bridge between both worlds and eric is the foundation that maintains it #you know what i mean? #that's the whole point. it's a beautiful story about understanding love forgiveness and overcoming prejudice

[vasiktomis]

Guess what I’m STILL thinking about ! ! !

#journey #the answer is journey #euaveri stuff #smoke break sketches #lil hot dog coloured dudes #journey game

[bellincurl]

I think it's funny when ppl are like well clearly bi lesbians can't exist bc you don't see gay men with a similar identity. I'm right here look harder

#best descriptor for me is really everyone's hot but i only want to date other dude adjacent ppl bc #femmy gay guy feels the most true to me as a sexuality that speaks to my gender as well #and my attraction to women is best summarized as I want to become you and or I want to be your purse dog ♥️