#dwarves who fuck

[ragrfisk]

Me whenever I sit down to draw:

#artists on tumblr #illustration #digital art #dwarf #dwarves #art #procreate #original character #blizzard #dark iron dwarf #art memes #memes #drawing meme #hot dwarves #dwarves who fuck #this is my jam #warcraft dwarves #i regret nothing #i know what i’m about

[0alix0]

1) Aeducan deserves much more love & attention 2) Oghren is a buddy fu 3) LET ANORA KISS A LADY DWARF GODDAMNIT!!

⁽ᵒʳᶦᵍᶦⁿᵃˡ ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵘᵗ⁾

#*opens a crumpled piece of paper* err... how many dwarves does it take to kiss a queen of ferelden..? #anora mac tir #aeducan #oghren kondrat #dragon age #dragon age origins #dao #art #ukrainian art #украрт #укртумбочка #арткозацтво #anora is a lesbian in denial sorry not sorry #i mean seriously who in their right mind would unironically want to fuck cailan??

[mitzysmitzy]

sometimes i think about the dwarves from twisted wonderland and think, yea actually, i can get why gran's annoyed all the time

imagine you were born shorter than others because of your race, and people infantilize and look down on you because of it, i'd be frustrated as well.

and like, imagine, you'll always be seen as this cute little child, even though you're already a sophomore, and you'll probably always be perceived as one, even when you're an adult, because at the end of the day, all you'll ever be is an extension of someone else's image (neige) and you're whole entire identity revolves around them.

idk i just find the dwarfs to be interesting. like whats their life like outside of neige? do they have hobbies of their own? i'm sure they do enjoy performing with him, but is that all there is to it?? like, what if one of them just goes "hey singing and dancing is fun and all but i wanna pursue a career in archaeology"

probably the other dwarves are bothered by this too, but they care about neige a lot, so they don't really say anything

#this came from a doodle i made of gran saying fuck and dominics there like “gran u cant say that!!” #and grans like “i'm 17 i can say whatever the fuck i want to” then it spiraled from there #gran should be allowed to swear. please. as a treat. #(plus it would be so funny if it wasnt gran who swore and like. timmy or hop or something) #here we are again with me unnecessarily adding nuance to side characters who probably wont matter in the story any time soon #goes crazy over rsa i NEED more lore vshshahGsgahg #twisted wonderland #neige leblanche #the seven dwarfs #the dwarfs twst #gran twst #royal sword academy #twst #rambling #also this is kinda a sequel post to my other post about neige having abandonment issues and the dwarves being older than neige so. #check that out too i guess #twst gran #miz says stuff

[primsycoldbottles]

forever love murph for making jaina immediately stand out from others via her appearance <3 i adore the idea of gay subcultures in fantasy have their own rules yippeeee

#peach patter #jaina being a clean shaven dwarf (in a world where female dwarves also have beards and are greatly lusted after) to set her apart #is sooo much fun . esp since i just know in my heart of hearts she is so hairy every where else . i mean it <3 #i dont think any of this makes sense to someone who hasnt listened to naddpod but #murph pointing out that jaina is *by choice* beardless and 'undesirable' by dwarven standards is sooooo butch lesbo coding #i say all this not knowing if murph actually intended jaina to be a butch but she did get fucked silly by moonshine so . a win is a win

[bogunicorn]

Oh god the "humans and elves are Inherently Boring, I'm begging you, Larian, please go back and add more companions who aren't humans and elves because they're BORING and I WON'T PLAY THE GAME without more DIVERSITY humans and elves are SHIT I'm personally being left out" people are here, too. Holy christ get bigger problems.

*(Obligatory disclaimer that I'm obviously talking about people throwing hissy fits and acting like their civil rights are being infrgined on because there isn't a fuckable gnome in the party, not just people criticizing BG3 for having X amount of ancestries in the game but not including more in the companion lineup. My issue is how they treat other people in fan spaces and the shitty way they speak at the developers, not because they have preferences.)

#bog post #fandom bs #i have yet to see someone throw a fit about this without openly insulting other players or fans #dwarves/gnomes/halfings aren't real life groups and no one is oppressed for preferring them or playing them #disliking fictional characters that are popular doesn't mean it's okay to insult or demean other people unprompted #you're not 'punching up' because 'wants to fuck a fantasy dwarf' isn't a protected class #and a video game not giving you an option you want isn't license to be a dickhead to the people who made it #why is this such a difficult concept for people? #go outside. touch grass. play something else. #eat some crackers and juice and do literally anything else #this is not that important that you need to be an asshole about it

[novemberthecatadmirer]

Your family have something precious.

Someone comes and kills your family and steals your family’s precious thing.

You try to get it back but you can’t they are too powerful

Then someone else comes and beats the bad guy and takes the precious thing.

But they will not give it back to you.

Their argument is they did all the hard work. They risked their lives. They lost their friends and family to fight Evil while you tried but failed.

Surely they deserve a little piece of rewards?

Also, they said you do not own that precious thing to begin with. That thing is too good and must be shared with everyone for maximum benefit.

But you grew up with that precious thing in your home and lost your family over that thing and you want to keep it. You dead family will want to have it back.

Of course your family did not make that thing out of air. But your family were the ones to reshape it on so something fascinating, something precious.

You want your family’s precious thing back, and those heroes of the stories ignore your pleads.

Your probably think this is about Silmarils.

But this is also how a lot of Sindar elves think about their lost lands.

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Imagine you are a Sindar elf that goes back to where your hometown was after the Long Piece started.

Noldor has built a new city in their own style over the ruin of your home

And they welcome you to stay offering citizenship like they are the owner of the land

They imposed new laws, that are different with laws of you people, and they called their laws advanced and right

If you don’t like the laws, you have the “freedom” to leave. They built this place, after all.

You look at that hill over there. You know the name of that hill. Your father brought you there on your begetting days and planted trees.

Your father was abducted by orcs when the Constrainer came from the west. You don’t know if he is alive or not and you don’t know which is the kinder fate.

Now the trees are gone and there are Noldor houses over the hill, and they gave the hill a new name you do not like.

You want to ask if the trees were burnt in the war, or cut down to make places for the house. You kept your questions to yourself.

They came to fight the dark enemy and they brought back your lost homeland. They do not deserve that hostility.

So you live at their city, learn their language, follow their laws, and in your head you call that hill by its old name.

Then one day the words reached you, and you lost it, you went to your Noldor neighbors to ask is that true is that true you came on ships stained by blood of my own people across the sea

They did not look at your eyes, and you know the rumor is true.

But they had no problem looking at your eyes before. They only show guilt after you find out their crimes

You followed their laws.

But what laws did they follow killing your family to steal their ships?

Had circumstances been difficult, would they kill you to steal your land?

But you will not know. You will not afford to find out.

#tolkien #silmarillion #the silmarillion #silm #silmarillion headcanon #silm headcanon #I know this take is probably ooc #but yeah Thingol’s Quenya ban was widely effective #people followed voluntarily and Noldor had to learn Sindarin and translate their names #that’s very impressive #there must be some reason #silmaril #sindar #of course Sindar elves are not wholly innocent #they did fuck up petty dwarves and never mentioned it #like Turin grew up in Doriath but he did not know that #definitely not in their textbook that they committed genocide #but yeah I seriously think Eol’s opinion was a common one among those who did not live in Doriath in the beginning #became war refugee and when you came back to your homeland it was already occupied #if you were lucky it would be Turgon and he was at least nice #Nevrast seemed to have many Sinder elves #and they liked Turgon enough to follow him to Gondolin #if you were unlucky you get Celegorm and Curufin #kinslayer #not apologetic #will abduct your princess and try to force her into marriage #good luck for that

[chickenmcnuggies]

Started a new fortress today and found out that the majority of the alcohol my dwarves decided to bring with them was, in fact, mandrake ale.

So now my metalsmith is off his tits on mandrake poison and has toppled one of my workshops. I really hope that wears off.

Excellent addition to this mod 10/10

I'm glad the fun enhancer is working as intended 😌

#answered #my favorite thing i found out is bc dwarves have their natural alcohol resistance they actually get less fucked up than other races #rip the poor human lasher i had in a test fort who drank nothing but mandrake ale for like 4 years and was always going apeshit #'this juice is bangin yo' 'it's poison asshole'

[616nightcrawler]

god i always forget that theres people unironically stanning the hobbit movies. and like shipping the guys from the hobbit movies with each other. those movies are so nothing to me

#why do i a sensible legolas and gimli enthusiast #have to be subjected to those boring beardless dwarves fucking thranduil or the lady elf or bilbo. who care #smh #the life and times of brows

[scatmaan]

Played bg3 for so long last night.. gonna play it for so long today

#scatmaan complains #im still in the beginning stuff #the only thing i didnt explore a ton during beta #was the underdark #i got to the dwarves but i mostly just fucked around #im playing aharhel first #since hes a good guy #i dont wanna go evil route on first playthrough #thatll be for birdies playthrough #when she ends up killing half the npcs by pure idiocy and selfishness #still dont know who im romancing on aharhel #i did wylls romance im the beta #but since hes so different now ill have to see #shadowheart tho... mmmm #shes so sweet with aharhel

[rohirric-hunter]

A while ago I submitted a bug report in LotRO and I got a generic kind of ‘We’re aware of this issue and working on it’ reply, but then at the end of the message it said I could keep up with things like that on the LotRO forums and really? Really? I am playing a game that I love, staying in my lane, minding my business, and instead of submitting bug reports they want me to go to the LotRO forums? Last time I went to the LotRO forums I encountered a pack of individuals who want female dwarves and apparently female Stout-axes don’t count because they’re the same as male dwarves and to these people it seemed obvious that the gender option on Stout-axe dwarves was meant as a joke. They refused to elaborate on what traits they would like these new “real” female dwarves to have and accused everyone who was happy with the Stout-axe option or just mentally assigning whatever gender they liked to their regular dwarf of being “conservative dinosaurs.” I wouldn’t willingly spend time on the LotRO forums if they paid me. Fuck that.

#lotro #ignore me im complaining #also i find it very interesting that they were accusing other people of being 'conservative dinosaurs' #when there position was LITERALLY 'i know it says its a woman but it doesnt look like a woman to me so its not a woman' #*their #they also insisted quite stubbornly that it doesnt matter what tolkien said about his dwarves #because apparently lotro needs to 'keep up with modern expectations' if it wants to survive #which is just the most privileged fucking attitude #translation: this is directed at a different target audience and i dont want it to be directed at them i want everything to be for ME #theyre like customers who go into a barnes & noble and get pissy when the bookstore doesnt have a very big pancake mix selection #not even to mention the fact that i have never once in my life encountered a fantasy series that didnt have female dwarves #more or less the same as they are in lotr #that is. difficult to distinguish from male dwarves #on the bright side iirc the end of this thread was cordovan shutting it down #with a note that he could tell they were ban evading to keep making contentious threads and they were dismissing it out of hand

[8thparadox]

i do not CARE if the books say that the mithril shirt was made long ago as a commission for an elven prince. it's MY fic and I get to decide that thorin found a bunch of links that his mother was going to work on just before smaug came and when he's be ushered out of the treasury by bilbo or balin or whatever unlucky dwarf had pulled the short straw and been sent to suggest that mayby the king get some sleep.. or eat something… he goes back to his mother's old work room and carefully links the rings together (the ancient art of working with mithril all but lost to time, but Thorin remembers watching his mother when she started the project) and thinking totally normal thoughts about how he needs to protect bilbo from all possible harm.

#hey this is a funky shirt why is it so small #I want it to be his own creation!!! #also you telling me that the dwarves just kept a useless (to them) shirt around? and didn't repourpose that mithril? unrealistic. #mayby they DID repourpose it ie turn it back into rings and listen the point it the point is that Thorin would only take a break #from his search for the arkenstone not to rest but to continue working in secret on this shirt #actually new cool and hot take to add to that. um. fuck. what was it. oh yeah. BILBO'S AN UNRELIABLE NARRATOR! and Thorin is dead! (i mean #not in my fic he's alive there but in the canon story he is dead and so who would know... noone... #bilbo says and balin is like "no idea but i didn't hear about throin making it so it's #probably some ancient relic let me go look up anything that might match

[ragrfisk]

The Forked Beard is the boob window of the Dwarves.

Sometimes I work too hard drawing that heavage to hide it behind a beard.

#dwarf #dwarves #dark iron dwarf #shower thoughts #hot dwarves #dwarves who fuck #artists on tumblr #illustration #maybe it’s just me #but I work too hard on that heavage #to hide it behind a beard #sometimes #i need this #art #artist thoughts #dnd dwarf #warcraft dwarves #sorry not sorry

[bingobongobonko]

drg orc real....

just a vague idea, design probably changing, but i’m naming this guy chester. or maybe cothran... chester cothran. how the fuck he ended up at drg, you tell me man. hes just doing his job 

came out of a convo with a few friends, since that new halloween mask updates coming out soon, and management still has a green tint to em, i thought it was just the lighting but MAYBE. maybe orcish.. but probably not. its probably still just the lighting. fun to think about though, i really like the idea of orcs and dwarves gettin along like that. and shit, fuckin elves. i think they should all be friends actually

#more like latenight sketchin tbh #yes.. dwarves r awesome and theyre silly guys but orcs????? #fuck your entire life #need more orc ocs. im adding a third to the roster #this possibly makes no sense to drg but let me be. just this once. #serious no-fun having engineer who looks miserable 24/7 because he is miserable 24/7 #thats all i have. right now #but it is a start #the fuckijng uhhhh #hes a six foot tall giant of a man so he's always slouching and sitting on the floor since every part of the space rig is small as shit #still workin on design stuff #unsure about shiet but it is fun to think about

[auntie-communism]

dwarf fortress (un)update

so last night I had a forgotten beast tear through my fort, killing a total of 60 people and all of my chickens. I was in the midst of examining the webby carnage and writing a post for it and my power went out (a borderline terrifying experience in texas, considering how cold it was and what happened last time)

I was going to make it this kind of ‘we will endure’ type moment and rebuild but I guess I don’t have to now.

#dwarf fortress #god said fuck those dwarves #but the guy who hit the powerline said no

[transsexualhamlet]

Thank fucking god thingol is finally dead rest in piss ya little prick

#rowan screams into the void #read the ruin of doriath. guys calm the fuck down its just a big big jewel #like sorrh tolkien ik u were trying to make it sad but thingol 100000% deserved that #'oh yes hello dwarves can u please please inset my big big big jewel that i got by sending my daughters boyfriend on a suicide mission on #...this necklace of yours who you gave to some dead guy im incredibly distantly related to also I'm not going to pay you and I'm going to #...insult your entire species the entire time. btw #LIKE?????

[soryualeksi]

Nothing says German Christmas quite like some relatives trying to rope you into their barely contained outburst about "Them" trying to take away our rich cultural heritage of "Indianerfilme". And you trying to carefully get through that it's not about whether they themselves are racist for watching "Indianerfilme" (they aren't racist, of course, they would never be) but about not treating real, living, breathing, actual human beings as a fantasy trope on the level of fucking elves, dwarves and dragons - only to get absolutely SLAMDUNKED with the Very Much Not Racist Very Not Equating Native Americans To Fantasy Trope Creatures "Well, their Way Of Life is just so Other and Alien, it's only natural that people would be fascinated by it and Appreciate it!!"

#yes what did i just say about the dwarves and dragons #'so other' they're humans they're not 'other' and also that's exactly what i meant #about your stupid obessive 'Indianerfilme' rotting your brain to see real people as fantasy tropes #ugh german christmas be like 'muh karl may muh why don't kids play genocide these days anymore we had such fun' #i legit just dryly said i prefer my kids to not play re enact genocide #there's no getting through sob #germans are so offended about them being weebs about native americans not impressing people anymore sob #racist bullshit #anyway fuck karl may lmao #german stuff #then they tell you about this and that famous LARPer who toootally was invited 'as a guest of honour by a tribe' #for being such an impressive LARPer i guess??? #anti native racism