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slyterinthings · 2 days
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Griffindor: If you can have any super power in the world, what would you pick?
Slytherin: To not give a fuck about anything.
Griffindor:
Griffindor: Bruh.
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asahufflepuff · 2 years
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Careful Yolo
Situation - Hufflepuff cutting Slytherin’s hair.
Hufflepuff: “Okay…but what if I mess up?”
Slytherin: “It’s okay, it’ll grow back. Puff, I don’t care THAT much as long as it doesn’t look too ridiculous.”
Hufflepuff: “Okay…yeah, I’m just gonna yolo it.” *soft, slow snip snip*
Slytherin: “…that was the most cautious yolo ever…”
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rosie-love98 · 9 months
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The Revivors Of Severus Snape:
WARNING: May contain spoilers for “Hogwarts Mystery”.
Basically, I’ve been triyng to work on a fic where (movie) Severus Snape is revived shortly after “Deathly Hallows”. This would be through a formula created by the late Eileen Prince-Snape that composes of the following ingredients:
-A cauldron of water heated by a dragon.
-Pheonix tears.
-Stinging Nettle.
-Yarrow.
-Fairy Wings.
-The Resurrection Stone.
-And the horn of a unicorn to stir the contents.
From this odd potion, Severus Snape would not only be revived but would gain the powers of the Resurrection Stone. After a long while of recovery, Snape would eventually escape his captived to live in seclusion for years under the name “Sephtis Surgo”. 
While Snape would reunite with his ex-wife (he had secrelty married Constance Hardbroom of the 1998 “Worst Witch” and had a son who would be Nicholas Hobbes of the “Worst Witch” spin-off, “Weirdsister College”) and later welcome a daughter who would inherit (half of) the Resurrection powers, there is a matter that I’m trying to look more into. Who would be Snape’s revivors/captors?
I know I want them to be a member of “R”/The Cabal from the “Hogwarts Mystery” games. But, as I haven’t played much of the game (and too cheap to pay for the upgrades that’ll help me move on to the levels), I’m a bit stuck on the fates of the members. As Peregrine is (allegedly) dead, I’m more incline to go with Verucca Snyde, Eustace Burke, Kazuhiro Shiratori and (maybe) Patricia Rakepick. If the likes of Barty Crouch Jr., Bellatrix and other Death-Eaters had managed to escape, then perhaps the “R” members found a way. But should I go with them or come up with an OC member?
Another question is how would they have gotten ahole of Eileen’s formula? Could Eileen have been a member due to The Cabal’s goal for power? With her destructive marriage to Tobias, it would’ve been natural for the powerless Eileen to want some kind of change? 
Then there’s how they managed to get Snape out of the boathouse...I had the Cabal use the red cap creatures to track a corpse down but how did they get onto Hogwarts grounds and why? Was it to help fight the Death-Eaters or did they have an incling a war was approaching the school so they were hoping to find an unclaimed corpse somewhere?
So, for those who played the game, would including Verucca, Kazuhiro, Patricia and Eustace be a good idea for this story’s villians?
@missnight0wl @hellodanny-hphm @redhairedgryffindor @hogwartshousefriends 
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sunniandhonibee · 2 years
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Hufflepuff: "but what if someone tries to steal me away from you-?"
Slytherin: *calmly loads gun with a smile*
Hufflepuff: "oh-"
Slytherin: "they wouldn't dare :)"
Hufflepuff: "yayyy" *delighted wriggle*
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randoofan0m · 2 years
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So, I'm knee deep in mafia!hp au's and now here's my [unasked for] interpretations of the Hogwarts houses as mafia/gangs
Gryffindor: tons of connection, lots of members but almost impossible to infiltrate, 'ride or fucking die bitches', strong moral codes, bar fights, snitches are bitches and end up in ditches, always gives back to the community
Ravenclaw: strategic and resourceful, it'll take YEARS before the police figure out wtf they're doing, unpredictable, 'The Gryffendors are going after what? Whatever. Give the Puffs a call. While the idiots in red and green are after that, we're going after the banks' , definitely has gangs spred out all over the continent, everybody knows if you want information you go to the Ravenclaws
Hufflepuff: loyal, you arrest one and you best belive in less than 23 hours they've been busted out, definitely has connection with the police, drugs, you fuck with one you fuck with all, 'how do you know I won't hesitate to shoot you right now?' , never underestimate them. It will be your biggest mistake
Slytherin: definitely pays off cops, 'I don't give a fuck, if the Gryffindors are going after it, so are we', owns all the bars and strip clubs in the city, rich af, own the everything, nothing happens without them knowing, never try to trick them, petty but wount admit it, you go after their family's and they will make you wish your dad pulled out
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thisiscq · 3 years
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i hate the way prople portray the Hufflepuff people
Like, have you ever saw a mad Hufflepuff???? Man, we can break your two legs if you fuck with us or our mates
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p0pcornthottie · 3 years
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Ravenclaw: want to ask some interesting questions to get to know eachother more?
Slytherin: sure.
Ravenclaw: okay, go ahead.
Slytherin: *looks ravenclaw dead in the eye* what’s a covalent bond?
Ravenclaw: oh wow,I’m stumped.*scratches head*
Ravenclaw: you see I don’t know that one...
Gryffindor: a what bond?
Hufflepuff: *counting candles*
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oterellaoter · 3 years
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And dracotok is starting again!
Just your Hufflepuff girl
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tartsba · 4 years
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🌈 hogwarts houses aesthetic 🌈
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slyterinthings · 5 months
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Slytherin: *about their family* Why is every single person in that household depressed and suicidal?!
Hufflepuff: you forget to add homicidal honey.
Slytherin: I'm not homicidal.
Ravenclaw: Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
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asahufflepuff · 2 years
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*inside a food hall*
Gryffindor: *looking at menu* “What’re you getting, Puff?”
-silence-
Gryffindor: “Puff?” *sees Puff isn’t to the right of him anymore* “Where’d you go-“
Hufflepuff: “I’m getting takoyaki.”
Gryffindor: *turns around to see Puff slightly behind to the left of him*
Hufflepuff: “And maybe some fries.”
Gryffindor: *looks to his right again and sees a self-moving food serving robot.* “…did the robot scare you?”
Hufflepuff: “…no…maybe…yes…”
Gryffindor: *laughing and teasing Puff*
Slytherin: *glares*
Gryffindor: *stops laughing*
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House shenanigans
Gryffindor: *kicks the “G” off of the “Graveyard” sign* Yeah, Let’s get this party started!
Ravenclaw and Slytherin: Wow.
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ginger-moomin · 5 years
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Hogwarts common room aesthetics by me 🦁🐦🐍🦡
enjoy ✨ I'm back (I hope at least)
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me whenever I see a cute person
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multifandomwh0re · 4 years
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I said I might do another sooooo here we go, Merlin Hogwarts sorting let's go
Mordred- Hufflepuff - Don't fall into the he's evil he must be a Slytherin because he is very much a Hufflepuff. He only turns on Arthur because he feels betrayed, even then he feels conflicted about joining Morgana. He fights for those he loves and cares for, always has.
Leon - Ok so, all evidence points to him being a Gryfindor but something in my soul tells me he is a Hufflepuff- He seems so genuinely caring about those around him, but we also see him be arrogant and brave, so I'm honestly not sure.
Elyan - Hufflepuff- He is so kind and thoughtful, when he is being haunted by the ghost of the boy that was possessing him we see him feel how cold he is and immediately hold the boy in close to his chest, he does this as a reflex. As well as this we see just how loyal he is, he pledges loyalty to Arthur because he realises quickly that he is a good person and how much he means to Gwen.
Gwaine - Gryfindor- Really I have two for Gwaine, he is hot headed, brave and fights for his friends and what he believes in. He is telruely annoying and loves a good laugh.
Also Gwaine- Maybe Ravenclaw - Gwaine is very witty, he thinks fast and is actually quite smart. Also he never sugar-coats what he's saying he has always been very blunt.
Percival - Gryfindor - He is brave, outgoing and he lives a good laugh, I feel like this doesn't need explaining.
Lancelot- Hufflepuff - ok, yes, I know he is brave and shows all the traits of a good Gryfindor butttt, he gives up his life for the people he cares about, Merlin, Gwen and maybe even Arthur a bit. We know he is hard working from the first episode we see him in, we know he has worked his whole life to get to be a knight but he also understands why that can't be yet.
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