#his chapters are so funny to me lmaooooo

[cherries-and-knives]

Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*

Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.

#his chapters are so funny to me lmaooooo #bro is so down bad all the time and he actively hates it💀 #meanwhile Nina: hi I like your unholy thoughts #he could probably get away with half the stuff he fantasizes about if he just let go a little #he’s so big and sweet and stupid lmao #matthias helvar #soc #six of crows #soc matthias #soc nina #nina zenik #helnik #incorrect soc #incorrect soc quotes #Matthias #Nina #soc helnik #the grisha series #grishaverse #leigh bardugo #leigh bargudo #crooked kingdom

[cressthebest]

Crimson Rivers thoughts pt. 4

chapter 7:

1. “He's never really grown attached to anyone as a servant before; no one cares about him, so he returns the favor. And yet, when it comes to this group of people….. Remus finds that he's come to care about them so much in such a short amount of time.”

there needs to be a dramatic sobbing emoji for this

2. goddd it’s the way that everyone tries so badly to give remus his humanity back and they all know it’s not gonna last forever and he’s gonna have to eventually go back to being a silent servant

3. 🫣😳 IS WOLFSTAR ABOUT TO HAPPEN???

4. it did not, but i’m ready

5. 😒 rita skeeter can suck my metaphorical dick

6. shit what secret is james about to get on that stage and reveal? is he about to pull a peeta?

7. god he’s gonna pull a peeta, but in the sense that’s he’s gonna fuck up and reveal it, not reveal it on purpose

8. regulus has james pinned against the wall and all james can think is that he’s gorgeous

9. “”Yes, of course you're pretty, Sirius." "Thank you. Moving on. I need an explanation."” LMAO

10. “"Do not tell me my little brother abused you into forming a crush."” LMAOOOOO

chapter 8:

1. not everyone just straight up telling remus that sirius likes him 😭😭😭 no hesitation

2. “People don't get to attend their own funeral, and yet James has already made himself at home in his grave.” holy fucking shit

3. omg the memory thing with sirius is actually fantastically written for ptsd. i have an (ex)friend who would experience moments like that a lot. i love the research put into this

4. “It's the worst thing that ever happened to him, and he would do it again a hundred more times for Regulus. It fucked him up beyond repair, and he wouldn't go back to choose differently, even if it meant he got to be whole again.”

the angst in this chapter is just coming atcha i guess

5. goddd the way the real or not real is applied in this fic hurtsss

6. awww bashful wolfstar

7. god. i keep being told that sirius killed 12 people. half his competition. that’s literally crazy. poor sirius

8. awwww they’re holding hands and crossing boundaries <3333

9. 😳 are they about to fuck? they’re joking about fucking?? dudes? you haven’t even kissed yet

10. remus is just fucking with sirius again 😭😭 he’s so funny your honor

11. i love reg’s little routines. it’s so me coded <3

12. oh god, the revealing of their crushes on one another is killing me

13. RED FUCKING ALERT!!! JEGULUS IS HOLDING HANDS???? HOLY SHIT

14. they’re cuddling. i need another heavily dramatic sobbing emoji with snot coming out of the nose and big sobs and tons of tears to heavily express how much this is affecting me

#marauders #fanfic #regulus black #ao3 #james potter #jegulus #remus lupin #remus x sirius #sirius black #wolfstar #sirius and regulus #crimson rivers

[xi-off]

roleswap! it's shou time :D

i like to call this set "shou gets harassed by his sisters forever" lmao

anyway yeah this is for for the silly ghost head sequel rambling i mentioned in the last post. (said sequel is set ten years after the first game and follows yuu and shou on their paranormal investigating adventures.) im planning 3 cases to match up with the 3 chapters in the first game ^__^

some point during case 3 yuu is shown a theoretical timeline where she died before the events of the first game ft. the takano family being entirely alive (which i also wanted to draw today but getting these two pics done killed me -__-). shes offered the choice to make that timeline a reality, at which point a route splitting player choice happens:

decline: game continues towards ending A (im trying to 1:1 all the first games endings lol)

accept: fujika breaks out of getting puppeted around by as-of-yet-undecided entity and shoots yuu, which "resets" shou to the beginning of the first game entirely sans yuu. he still remembers the second game up to the point fujika shot yuu, so he freaks out and then speedruns up to ending H. i havent decided what happens after that except fujika reveals shes been stuck in a timeloop or something because this is the only in-universe explanation i can come up with for her random behavior in the first game lmaooooo. anyway yeah that's ending H the second and first pic above

consider: yuu gets punted back to the beginning of the first game but with a proper timeline recalibration. yuu (going by rin) is now the malevolent ghost and shou (going by yuu*) is the delinquent murder child dropping in osaka. this one heavily implies shou is the dead twin theory but idk if im confirming it for this ending yet. also i dont really know where this is going either besides The Disaster Zone. and thats ending D , second image above, yay

*yuu is a pretty common unisex name and uh . i was trying to find some kind of pattern between shou and yuus names (since rin is heavily theorized to be a slight match with the takano kids season-based names) but couldnt find anything that looked intentional. so shou gets to suffer our guy takashi's naming skillz because i thought shouyu (t/n: that means soy sauce) was funny. and calling him shou like a normal person was the quitters route

ok that was incoherent ! thanks for reading :D as reward for scrolling this far here is a terrible observation i made while figuring out shous hair

#clock tower ghost head #clock tower the struggle within #a(mei)gong #edit: uh is this post not collapsing under the first two images #some1 pls lmk i dont need everyone scrolling the entirety of my thesis presentation

[bonnvivre]

a funny thing- ch 24/25 word dump

WUAHAHAHA 4AM BABEY YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

i’ve been cookin low and slow with this one and i mean real slow like. too slow . as in 2 weeks later whoops

this one’s a real doozy so grab a snack

FIRST PAGE ON THE GOSUKU TAG WHEN YOU SORT BY KUDOS LETS GOOOOOOO major rweiser W

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ch 24

thinking abt yuuji flying down the sidewalk and megumi becoming the equivalent of a flag whipping behind him pls yuuji not everyone can keep up 😭

fred says fuck

mmmmmm crunchy cookies i love me some egg shell

yeah with cooking, you can play around with the measurements and adjust along the way, but baking is whole different beast :[ i made creme brulee for our new year dinner, my first time baking actually, and i was terrified the entire process cus one wrong step and its over (they turned out good in the end, though i wanted to leave it in the fridge longer) 

sukuna and uraume on the same wavelength love that

daww megumi just be a kid its okay 

gojo’s nicknames for toji PLS father-fushi and fraidy-guro

hehehe he technically called sukuna pretty ,, i agree

LMAOOOOO AINT NO WAYY OFC HE SABOTAGED HIM 

i feel like toji would actually do well in getting sales (if he had the proper cookies) considering he’s “a pro at freeloading off women” which leads me to believe he’s got hella charisma . 

“Fushiguro stops just before the table, one hand balled into a fist so tight, the muscles of his arm are easy to see, flexing dangerously beneath his skin.” uwwheheheerhfbud sorry

OH SHT THE GIRLIES ARE FIGHTING YOOOOOOOO AND SUKUNA JUMPING IN FOR GOJO ???? in front of the kids in a school fundraiser is crazy lmao

pinky

gojo taking bets on who’s gonna win reminded me of mei mei betting on the gojo-sukuna fight

i had a crazy amount of secondhand embarrassment going thru that hhhhhh yknow that feeling when you just wanna curl up and cover ur eyes and you’re fighting to even look back ? yeaaaaa

“Hurting people is bad. And you’re not bad!” ohh yuuji ughhh he has no idea of what sukuna was before, that he’s done more than hurt people .. children really only see the side of their parents that they’ve allowed to show them. it’s why kids usually think the highest of them, so yuuji saying that sukuna’s not bad gets me cus he’s known and seen only the best of him. but it makes me feel gooey inside cus, while everyone else sees the former king of curses, yuuji sees his dad and when he does eventually find out, he’ll still always be his dad before anything else (does this make sense i hope it makes sense im trying to make my thoughts coherent)

oh hey they’re talking abt it !

I GASPED OH MY GOD PLEAS EOLASOE APLEAS EPLAS EPALEAPSLEAPSH NOOOOOOOOO FFGGHGBBVV HITTING MY BED GRFGHJVNGRRAAGGHHFEG

im being tortured i thinj you’re trying to kill me here this is the worst case of edging ive ever had in my life (no not like that) 

post-chapter notes:

IM ALREAYD RIOTING YASTOP BLUE BALLING ME

id read real housewives of jujutsu sorcery

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ch 25

GRADE 1 ?? AS IN ONE ?? AS IN  O N E  ?? AS IN, YUUJI IS NO LONGER A PRESCHOOLER

when you said small time-skip, i thought you meant a few months later . i was wrong

aight time to update the time board: yuuji’s in first grade so he’s 6 yrs old, we’re in 2013 now (i think), gojo is 24 yrs old  23 yrs old (chap takes place during summer, bday not passed yet)

it’s 2013, he can get a 3ds now :D im gonna get him on smash bros . OR KID ICARUS UPRISING IT SHOULD BE OUT ALREADY

they should totally name the potential pet after me (jk)

OKAYYYY THATS A START HE KISSED HIM ON THE HEAD !! WE’RE GETTING SOMEWHERE :O now go lower. preferably on the li

oh yeah yeah definitely not together whatever helps you sleep at night man

im gonna need the bad bitches birthday bash one-shot someday with the way shoko’s bringing it up

the fact gojo’s heard the threat so many times before that he can finish it and brush it off

CANDY CRUSH  !!?!??

AWWWWWW THATS ADORABLE ;____; sukuna wanting to do something to surprise gojo’s first day as a teacher and yuuji suggesting to make a cake cus he knows his daddy loves sweets AND they spent the whole day prepping awawawawaw so cutee

they called on uraume for help too LOL poor them 

yuuji being a snitch HA i can’t help but think of my siblings

you can’t be serious gojo, not after that? people also don’t usually sleep and cuddle the homies cmon man

mother is mothering and mother is leading the herd (no but i love how he adapted to the role very easily, likely to prior experience)

whuh the fundraiser was last year ? am i overthinking the timeframe … ok im back after going thru the calendar that makes sense 👍 carry on wait hold on first semester of first grade ended so they’re on break ... summer break ?? unless this is going off of a different schooling system (oh yeah duh japan lol)

ohhh please let them meet mama-guro i can imagine the absolute shock on their faces trying to comprehend how someone like toji managed to marry someone like her 😭 bonus points if toji is much more softer around her too and the sheer whiplash of seeing him having ANY sort of loving side is enough to send gosuku into a spiral

“It’s exactly the type of thing Sukuna would never be caught dead wearing, which means Satoru must do all in his near-infinite power to make him wear it.” real

THESE THREE ARE RIDICULOUS LMAOOOOOO sorry kids your fathers are busy trying to one-up each other

“But, then again, these are just go-karts; how much damage could he really do?” famous last words before disaster

oh no

hey sukuna’s living life at least he’s having fun and that’s all that matters 🥰

not the pyramid projectiles

CONICAL AMMO !?$&7)-)26 MARIO KART IRL GONE WRONG oh my god its too late for this i need to sleep

OH MY GOD ?????? 

WHADDYA MEAN THEY’RE GONE ??????

post chap notes:

what just happened

no really what jusr happened

the amount of times i’ve said oh my god throughout the entire go-kart scene i was clutching my pearls

he recreates his reign in the silliest ways, all while wearing nice little red bow :3

nah i get it the entire first arc was dedicated to how messed up he was abt suguru so i understand the doubts but they’ve also near kissed multiple times .. unless they were super down with kissing the homies 

“I sure hope nothing bad has happened to them...” STOP

#i spent a good chunk of time trying to figure out the time frame help #i was thoroughly entertained throughout ch 25 #AYE BUT GO-KARTING IS AN EXTREME COMPETITIVE SPORT THO #mario kart can bring out the worst in ppl #ok sleepinfh now gn #a funny thing happened on the way to therapy #for weiserr #lai’s word dump n thoughts #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gosuku #sukugo

[thenocturnenarrator]

Spoilers for ftfo chapter 30

I decide to put my thoughts here as well :b

1. NO PARTS??? NOOOOOO

2. Wait what. What Paps are yo- ooooh you’re a bounty hunter! OH NO YOURE A BOUNTY HUNTER

3. Thank you XGaster, this is very appreciated

4. I kinda wished Cross had been taken to the omega timeline with Ink :’(

5. CROSS YOU MANIAC STOOOOOOP

6. Welcome baaaack Ink! Let me introduce to the worst situation in your life!

7. GENO? GENO WHERE ARE YOU YOU FOOL??.

8. Oh hello! Undyne

9. *Fell Gaster walks in* KILL HIM HILL HIM WITH FIRE

10. You tell them Ink! Heck yeah! Your family is good just a bit corrupted xDDD

11. HE IS LITERALLY PANICKING LET HIM BE

12. Poor Ink, trying to seem not nervous while the machine is just like BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP XDDD

13. What is going on out there?

14. XDDDDDDD ASTER LMAO OOPS MY MAN YOU ARE AMAZING XDDD HE JUST ENTERED ASSAULTING PEOPLE I LOVE HIM XDDDD

15. Geno: his DADSTER ME: OMG OMG OMG ITS CANON HE HAS BEEN ADOPTED

16. It’s funny that Ink was just as surprised as I was about the adoption xDDDDDD

17. Ink: what the hell is going on right now?

18. Aster giving ‘you want to fucking go? Try me beach!’ Vibes lmaooooo

19. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DONT WORRY INK YOUR DADSTER LOVES YOU UNCONDITIONALLY UHGCUYGFUYF

20. LETS GOOO YES ASTER PROTECT THE CHILD

21. Everyone is copying Cross lately…. Nightmare with his self hatred and Ink with the but why are you forgiving me? They should leave that stuff to unconscious Cross

22. Geno: don’t worry Ink, I can see everyone here sucks

23. Geno not understanding why they are doing this to Ink is so adorable!! It reminds me of ink at the start of this fic…

24. YAYYYYYY HE IS GETTING TRANFERED TO A BETTER HOSPITAL!!

25. To where Dream is…. :0000 yayyyy?

26. Also, can the annoying cat guy just die please?

27. Hehe I love Toriels, always so protective when it comes to children. BEAT HIS ASS TORIEL! >:D

28. Geno please keep Ink save tfuygvuhgv

Aster: adopts Ink

Geno in his mind: do you want to adopt me too? You are so cool xD

#ftfo #for the forgotten ones #ftfo ink #ftfo geno #ftfo aster #ftfo spoilers

[cloudcountry]

SHAKESPEARES ROUTE !!!!!!!!! the mc is kinda irritating me ngl

GIRL WHERE IS YOUR EVIDENCE????? WHY ARE YOU SO SUSPICIOUS??? YOU SEE A MAN MOURNING YOUR FRIEND THAT YOU TRUST AND WHO HAS SAVED YOU TWICE AND YOUR FIRST THOUGHT ARE THE RUMORS YOU HEARD BY THE MEN TAHT HARRASSED YOU??? ARE THEY SUDDENLY MORE RELIABLE THAN WILL?????

no SHIT?? hes in MOURNING. you shouldnt be here GO AWAY.

okay im giving her a lot of shit right now but this was funny

i am going to beat the shit out of you both. and i mean it. this wasnt funny i did not laugh this was creepy and i dont like the way they talk to me.

OH FOR THE LOVE OF

shut the FUCK up. i want to like you so bad because your brother is an angel but youre making it so hard.

girl i would have left straight up

LMAOOOOO GET HIS ASS THEO!!!!!!!!!

I HATEEEEE THAT THIS MADE ME SMILE A LITTLE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ARTHUR FUCK YOu!!!!!

WHAT ARE YOUR CREDIBLE SOURCES THEN??? IF THEYRE SO RELIABLE WHY DONT YOU LIST THEM??? YOU CANT JUST SAY THEYRE CREDIBLE AND EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE YOU.

anyways yea theo and arthur were really irritating this chapter and the mc a little less so but i am. Anger.

#auburn talks ikevamp <3

[icecreampotluck]

fic stats meme

twas tagged by @jeeyuns

rules: give us the links to your fic with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the least words.

SIDE NOTE: i have not published 911 fic!!!! trust me i am also mad at me for this!!!!! i am working on it!!! so instead everyone gets a look into the history on my ao3 profile that hasn't had anything updated since 2021 and my most written for fandom. (i am not going to publish anything in 911 fandom until it's fully written to avoid the unfinished fate of a lot of these works dw) but I WANT TO PARTICIPATE!!!! so here goes!!

most hits: i've tried goodbye a hundred times (not one of them true)

Check, Please! (Webcomic), Derek "Nursey" Nurse/William "Dex" Poindexter

The first time it happens, it’s daisies. Seven year old William watches in fascination as the flowers appear, line by line, around his wrist and up his arm. They’re just black outlines, with little yellow dots in the middle, but they fascinate him, and he watches as they grow all the way up to his elbow. And then Mitch slams his desk.

yeah i'll be real with you besties. this will probably never be updated again. which is so sad because apparently it's my work with the most hits. but i'm a polyfrogs bitch now!!!! people change!!!!! i don't even remember where the plot was going. this is not the target audience of this apology but you're the ones who get it.

second most kudos: Amy Parson Takes No Shit

Check, Please! (Webcomic), Kent "Parse" Parson/Original Character(s)

She hates this. She hates knowing that for all the talk of acceptance and anyone being able to play, it doesn’t matter. If she told the team, she can’t imagine what they’d think. And God, management would be a nightmare. She shouldn’t have to pick between hockey and being herself but she does and she’s made her choice. Someday, she’s gonna find a way to have her cake and eat it, too.

oh my god so. okay. the tag "im tired of cis bullshit" on this work is so funny. 1) the "cis bullshit" in question was genderbends which is the most 2017 discourse imaginable. 2) when i wrote that tag I identified as cis. LMAOOOOO. i thought i was being such a good ally writing this fic. and then somewhere along the way i was like "goddamm why do i relate so much to Amy's choosing to ruthlessly be herself and why am i jealous of it." and here we are. so this work holds a special place in my heart and i will finish it if it kills me and also probably rewrite the early chapters because they are SIX YEARS OLD oh my god i was FIFTEEN. they could be better, and they will be.

third most comments: all the gun fights, and the lime lights, and the holy sick divine nights

Check, Please! (Webcomic), Derek "Nursey" Nurse/Kent "Parse" Parson

Nursey rolls over in bed the morning after Epikegster, and finds himself face to face with Kent Parson. Kent is drooling, and still asleep, so Nursery takes a moment to assess the situation. Kent has all the covers and is kind of hogging whatever bed they’re in, which appears to be in a hotel room. Nursey is naked, and a quick inventory of the floor leads him to believe that most if not all of his clothing is there. He glances down at himself, and notices a not insignificant number of mouth sized bruises littering his torso. His therapist has been teaching him about not jumping to conclusions, but he’s starting to think he hooked up with Kent Parson.

you won't get it unless you Get It but this is the funniest possible rairpair. i'd love to finish this someday and fix the haphazard characterization. the plot was good as shit i just have to hope i get inspiration back after *checks notes* five years! we'll see!

fourth most bookmarks: i've got you (and you've got me)

Check, Please! (Webcomic), Eric "Bitty" Bittle/Jack Zimmermann

    He’s done it.     He’s graduated, and he’s got his degree, and he’s got an internship lined up, and he can’t wait to get on with the rest of his life.     And he’s got Jack. Oh, lordy, how could he forget Jack?     Jack who is currently waving at him from across the quad, waiting by the lake. Bitty has been saying his goodbyes to his parents, and now, he turns and heads over to him.     “Hey, you.”

yeah i don't have a lot to say about this one! it was okay! least words: would you love me less (if you knew the beds that i've been in)

Check, Please! (Webcomic), Eric "Bitty" Bittle/Kent "Parse" Parson/Jack Zimmermann

Eric Bittle, struggling baker, runner of a not so struggling premium snapchat, frequenter of the Seattle Fitness Center. Jack Zimmermann, history teacher, boyfriend of Kent Parson, frequenter of the Seattle Fitness Center. Kent Parson, part-time wedding planner, allosexual who's demisexual boyfriend has approved his porn habits but has no interest in partaking, frequenter of some blond twink's premium snapchat.

ZERO words baby!!!! that's what happens on the archive's backend when a fic is told ENTIRELY THROUGH FAKED SCREENSHOTS (and some gym membership cards)!!!!!! i wanna redo some of the things in here and also. you know. finish the entire fic. trust me it's GLORIOUS. if you click on nothing else in this post because you aren't into check please click on this and be proud of some of the edits. (not the reddit one i like. quarter assed that one rather than find a template) this is the fanwork of mine im most proud of i love it so much PLEASE ask me about it even if you haven't read check please i'll happily gush about the plot.

that is all sorry that this is literally NO wee woo content. tagging @evcndiaz @lucydonato @shitouttabuck @housewifebuck and anyone else who wants to do this!

#my posts #check please #my writing

[chynandri]

I watched oshi no ko (spoilers for manga)

So I had a funny experience with this cuz I was first really into the song, already knew what happened in the first ep, AND read all about the latest manga chapter at the time on Reddit - which was the one where Ruby finally finds out Aqua is her sensei lmaooooo - all before I even tried watching the show

Tbh I was reluctant to watch it cuz ‘exploring the dark side of the entertainment industry’ doesn’t seem terribly novel of a premise… I was alright with having some surface level knowledge of oshi no ko.

I’m already into one big idol franchise anyway.

But surprisingly, the show does have interesting things to say about the entertainment industry. Is any of it true? Idk. It sounds real tho

Cuz all my impressions of the show come from the mv and That Manga Chapter, there was definitely some stuff that surprised me.

To me, Ruby feels surprisingly sidelined as a character despite seeming so important. Somehow, everyone else just has more going on than her. Even the show has to remind us every now and then - ‘don’t worry! Ruby exists, and she’s sad and complicated too!’

I definitely cried a couple times as the show really portrays some relatable teenager feelings.

Aqua… I love that he’s after revenge and it makes him a morally grey character. However he also really did get less charming as a character after Ai died LMAOOO. I like him, but I also think he’s just such a loser… his now stoic personality worsens this impression. I think it’s the combination of his character regression and also his hairstyle really bothering me. I like when characters regress but he’s also such a high school boy with a 35 year old guy inside him. Which makes it all worse. Idk I wish he was cooler I guess! which brings me to I think, probably the most classic of complaints to have about a show:

The love triangle. I feel BAD that Kana is in love with Aqua. He’s such a stereotypical romance love interest who’s kind of an asshole but the girls love him anyway? She really just needs some other guy to pay attention to her.

I hope that Kana working with Akane will make the romance more interesting, as Kana brings out more of Akane’s freaky not-nice girlness. I like that Akane is kind of a freak.

But all in all, I much prefer the revenge plot where Aqua is being a depressed freak only motivated by revenge in the hollow husk of a life he’s living. All this stuff of being in between 2 girls emotions, and him being frustratingly nonchalant and ambivalent about it all, with Ruby not having any meaningful input - is just awkward and not as interesting and makes this show… kind of just like a lot of other anime

#I’m critical as ever

[neteyamsilly]

It’s ramble anon!!

Tumblr being silly as usual 😑

Thank u so much!!!

I don’t feel obligated at all by the way!! I’m always super excited to send you anything!! I’m actually pretty shy lmao, even if I have been on tumblr for years now, you are the first person I interacted in this way!

(My exams results were good btw!! Thank u 😊)

LMAO we might as well be all connected together 😭, I swear that’s what happened, and I’m SO glad it did, I wouldn’t have been able to concentrate at all if I knew the new chapter was waiting for me while I was in class 💀

I HAVE TO SAY: I LOVE the name JACK, she just sucks at naming things like her dad 😌

Or she just doesn’t care, like her dad lmao

It’s so funny that she’d name her ikran just to piss off Jake, like, what is he gonna do??

Btw the jack in cards is like a symbol of good luck; like she is the wild card of the family, what better name for her ikran than that? (There are many (or so anyone keeps telling her), she just doesn’t care 🙄)

[Why can I picture Norm and Max teaching Y/N to play cards?? I mean, IK the group at the old shack (Jake, Grace, Trudy and Norm) had to do something other than eating and sleeping (not sleeping with, I’m looking at u Norm and Trudy) and I think cards would have been an easy, entertaining enough and not too tiresome game to play together and it got passed on to Y/N (maybe those cards were Trudy’s or Grace’s, that’s why Norm still has them.. now I made myself sad 😭)]

And Neytiri somehow finding out and being fucking mad lmao, like “we have our damn games at home, u don’t need this skypeople crap”

If the events of TWOW happened I totally see Y/N maturing more and being a lot more astute about being a little shit lmaoo

Like convincing Ao’nung to fly with her?? That took SKILL and a silver tongue (like the art of persuasion type of crap she’d pull lmao)

[not me inventing happy lalaland headcanons nonsense while Y/N is literally dying and could be taken away from her family 💀💀]

But anyways I digress!!

Of course I look forward to the next chapter!! But I hope you get to rest and don’t get pressured or stressed to write the next one!!

I hope you have an amazing day!! Thank you so much! ❤️

HELLO RAMBLE ANON SORRY THIS IS LATE!

I'm so happy that I get to be the first one to get to interact with you like this, I might just turn into a webtoon/kdrama male lead that goes "you're the first one to do this to me" LMAOOOOO

ALL THE THINGS YOU SAY ABOUT JACK IS EVERYTHING IM GOING FOR SDJDSDJSD sister!reader is meant to literally be a copy of jake, so i want to give her some of his funniest traits as well and naming of the ikran is one of them. fucking jack. she does it out of "funny haha" and "dads gonna hate this and im gonna love it" and "i do not care" venn diagram thing BSBDHBSH

ALSO YOUR HEADCANON ABOUT PLAYING CARDS???? HAS ME IN MY FEELS PLEASE 😭😭😭😭

And neytiri full on going mom mode: "we have cards at home"

cards at home: entirely different subservient thing

AND UR SO RIGHT sister!reader would get smarter about being a little shit. she has to be because lo'ak is an idiot

NOOO DONT SAY LALALAND NONESENSE IM ENJOYING IT SBSJDBSJD

Thank you so much for the ask, as always <333

#irma mirma ask mask #irmanons: ramble anon

[tokillamockingbird427]

Favorite snippets from chapter four of Repentance. (Already posted.)

This gets a little long so... Read more thingie.

Tia and Claude are almost immediately swarmed by the gentlemen of the night looking for dance partners, and with a warm warning from Papa to not get eaten up, they waltz away with their top choices.  Logan quit dadding everyone jfc.

“Dani Dear, come dance with me?” Diego pleads, and Papa glances at Uriel.  “We’re in public.” Papa says, which Uriel guesses is his way of declining Diego's invitation.  “I’ll behave.” The general promises, pouting. “You’re one of our best captains, the highest decorated of the night! It would be shameful of me to not get a dance with you.”  Papa sighs. “Aurora is too busy tonight to watch Uriel…”  “What?! I’m a big kid!” Uriel protests. “That’s why you’re being mean and telling him no?! I can watch myself!”  Diego is honestly too nice for Dani. He's a dick. Uriel lmaoooooo, sassy little guy.

Papa’s mouth opens and shuts, and for a brief moment he looks so distressed Uriel almost regrets the tricks he’s pulling. But he sighs and his face goes flat before he smiles softly. “Alright. Fine, I’ll go dance with Diego.” Oh reading into this one is so fun. What's goin' on in your braincase Logan? Putting your own comfort on the line to get your son off your back lol.

Diego and Papa are actually kinda cute together. But whatever. Uriel needs to go find Rorke. Uriel is trying to find another dad.

Damn. Uriel don't curse. I don't care that it's your internal dialogue, you know how scandalized your Papa would be?

“What? Hey! I’m not a kid!” Uriel complains, digging his heels into the floor.  This guy is gonna wrinkle his suit!  Yes you are a child, and no I don't think this jackass wrinkling your suit is the biggest problem.

Uriel might have gone for his balls if he were feeling cruel, but as it was, the guy hadn't pissed him off enough for that. He could reach his armpit so that’s where he aimed.  *Logan wiping away a tear.* "That's my boy!"

Before the guy can actually get to him though there’s an arm around his waist and Uriel is picked up. Hefted onto someone’s hip who turns to keep them between Uriel and this other jackass.  “Getting a bit rowdy tonight?” A voice drawls, and Uriel realizes Rorke’s the one who scooped him up.  Rorke being a knight in shining armor is something I forgot I had written. Very funny. (Him having a soft spot for kids? No. Him not being a total dick? Yeah. Also knowing that Dani would probably actually gut someone if he had to intervene. Too much paperwork.)

Time for the dick punch.  “Are you drunk!?” Uriel asks, very loudly, very clearly.  With already a dozen eyes on the fandangle, that statement draws about two dozen more.  “No!” The guy protests, now a bit red in the face.  “Go sit down and cool off, soldier.” Rorke orders, and the guy is quick to dart off elsewhere.  *Logan, hooting hollering and cheering wildly.*

“What are you even wandering around for?” Rorke asks him, taking notably fewer steps to let Uriel keep up with him. “You seemed like you were looking for someone.”  “I was looking for you.” Uriel admits, then he processes what Rorke said. “Wait, you were watching me?!”  “For a little bit.” He pinches the air.  Uriel glares at him.  Rorke being a little bit of a guardian angel... when in reality he's just a nosy bitch. lol.

“What really happened?” Uriel asks. “Dead people don’t just… come back.” And ghosts aren’t real.   “The stubborn ones do.” Rorke tells him.  Rorke can't stop talking about himself for three seconds jfc.

“What?” Rorke says, like he’s complaining. “I didn’t do shit.”  Papa sighs so hard it sounds like he’s hissing, starting off on Rorke in english. “You stupid whore–”  Rorke being a moody teen and Logan forgetting he taught his son English lmaooooo. Whore.

“Papa!” Uriel shouts, scandalized. “Don’t be mean! He helped me!”  Papa’s eyes are on him again, but more curious than angry.  “Did I?” Rorke asks.  Pls, Rorke you dumbass. Yes you helped him, just because you got to be a dick to someone doesn't mean you're the only one to benefit.

They wait a few minutes for Tia to come out and she gets in the back seat with Uriel, seeming equally confused as to why Dani isn’t back there with them. But she doesn’t ask any questions, just says. “Me and Claude didn’t get a chance to dance with each other…” in a bit of a disappointed tone.  Awwww, poor Tia didn't get to dance with her sister. :(

“Papa told me not to leave the table while he went to dance with Mr. Diego, and he told me not to talk to Rorke, but I did anyway!” He tells her.  Uriel doesn't know what last names are apparently. Diego is his first name lmao.

Tia brushes her hand through his hair, sighing fondly. “Well, your Papa loves you too much to hold a grudge. I’m sure he’ll get over it by the morning. Let’s get these braids out and this tux off so you can shower and sleep, okay?”  Uriel nods, letting Tia wipe away the last of his tears before she starts in on his hair, unwinding the braids with her fingers and giving him a nice head scratching.  “My handsome little Angel.” She tells him, before sending him off to get a change of clothes, taking his tux once he’s in the bathroom for his shower.  Tia is honestly the best person Dani could have chosen to help look after Uriel. She's such a good mother figure for him. Oml.

After the patch is tucked away in his desk, Uriel is tired, but too restless to sleep. His brain is too loud behind his eyes.  Awwww, Uriel overthinking so hard he can't sleep. Poor baby.

“You’re supposed to be sleeping.” He tells Uriel, and Uriel nods as he crosses the room, clambering up on the bed.  Papa grunts and flops down, grumbling quietly as Uriel climbs over him and curls up on his back, but doesn’t kick him out or off.  Pls, Logan just accepting his fate when Uriel picks to sleep //on his back.// Like homie can't breathe but whatever, he'd do anything for Uriel.

#tia #cherubim #call of duty #call of duty ghosts #logan walker #uriel walker (oc) #aurora pascal (oc) #claudette pascal (oc) #gabriel rorke

[weirdlyfitting]

I gotta admit i haven't watched the whole s4 of stranger things (not really into it and s3 is meh) but ehh i'm totally fine with seeing spoilers

SO i was pretty interested with the whole "who dies in s4 vol 2" theory and was expecting either robin or steve (i'd be really sad if it's stebe tho) but NOPE

IT'S EDDIE lmaoooooo

And trust me even if i didn't know eddie's whole character in the story i enjoy watching s4 edits/fancam about him! :D

It's just that- seriously??? Eddie???

Why "eddie" out of all? Surely there are more characters out there that deserve the death other than him right?

Seeing the fandom's reaction to his death made me feel like i was in that "first time?" meme lmaooooo. I understand that feeling when i saw another eddie died and uh- yeah his body pretty much got left in the monsters' lair???? And yes i'm talking about eddie kaspbrak from it & it chapter 2 in here

It's just- what's up with writers killing these eddies?????

OHHH and there's also that eddie from jurassic world camp cretaceous that died cause he got eaten by i rex!

Anyway eddie (kasprak)? He's seriously my beloved character and now looking at peps feeling the same as i felt back then is so....funny(?)

Like i've moved on from that (yes eds' death hit tiny me emotionally back then so what) but now another eddie died and it just cracks me up. I guess writers really just loved to kill a character named eddie huh?

#stranger things #also #it #it chapter two #jurassic world camp cretaceous

[here2bbtstrash]

Ugh the choice was realistic even if it was so heartbreaking for me. The whole ch was nice and realistic. The dialogue is good. I loved the funny, soft, and sexy parts. I wanted to join in on the anti-mc train, but it is realistic that she is struggling to process her emotions with Yoongi and love. esp since she had a cheating ex. (its min fucking yoongi tho huh?? i got so jealous in this ch lol) How could she think he had some bad intentions for letting her sleep on the bed tho?? That's such a romance cliche. She's so dense that it's annoying even if it's part of enemies to lovers ugh. Morning sex with Yoongi where he whispers in her ear omg! Yoongi being a simp especially with the dress. The lil piano moment aww. As a poc and asian in the US, fuck racists. Love that mc and yoongi defend each other aww. The karaoke part was so funny! Cat and dog with cat ears. imagining yoongi doing that is so funny lol. I'm a lil sad that they didn't indulge in pet play and got cockblocked tho lol. Ahh the drunk confession!! Mc realize your feelings and accept them omg! Jimin push her! Also music artist Yoongi in the fic??! If yes, please say what type of songs he makes. esp to manifest for his solo album. As a Yoongi stan, I am torn between wanting his album and promotions to arrive faster or not.

eeeee anon !!! thank u for taking the time to share your thoughts with me, i love long feedback like this it really means the world 🥺

realistic is my FAVORITE compliment so i'm very honored you feel that way 🫠 i was going for realism in the grammy results too obv, and it absolutely broke my heart to write it ❤️‍🩹 SORRY YOONGI we all know he deserved to win 😩

ahhhh i really appreciate you picking up on that piece of backstory we got out of reader! she talks about it pretty flippantly but infidelity in a relationship can really leave a wound and definitely make it hard to trust people or assume good intentions! i cannot deny that she is also dense tho lmaooooo like.... you're not wrong 🤣

yoongi was SUUUUUCH a simp this chapter and i had so much fun writing him as one 🤭 the asshole exterior is melting!!!! the slow burn is burning 😩

fuck racists enough saiddddd 💜

HAHAHA NOT INDULGING IN PETPLAY IN THE NORAEBANG 💀 they have to save that for the office ofc 🤪

lmaoooo jimin tried too 😭 it's all up to reader now, we gotta see how it goes in the morning when they both wake up with raging hangovers 🥴 what could possibly go wrong

and ooooop you caught that lil mention didn't ya 👀 let's just say that's not the last we'll hear about yoongi's music - or should i say agust d 🥵

THANK YOU for reading and sharing your thoughts with me!!! can't wait to drop chapter 10 on you sooooon 😘💜

#anonymous #mbox 📮 #fic review #look down on me like that #LDOMLT spoilers #queue what you want ㄱ -ㅅ-ㄱ

[forjongseong]

FIRST THINGS FIRST NANA how dare you put that sleeveless pic of jay on there omfg i... MY hART!

You furrowed your eyebrows, turning your head to look at Jay. Jay had a serious expression on his face that only looked funny to you.

STOP LMAO I thought of them enha laughed at Jay during their given-taken promos because they were trying to make the other person laugh during aegyo hfhhadajdhahahahahahaha

Jay’s heart does a flip whenever you call him something that is not his name, but he wasn’t going to let you know about this.

aiite, i'm out. packing my bags and leaving my boyfriend for this fanfic secretary jay. catch me in my car driving somewhere.

Jay creeped up next to you and leaned into your ear. “I wanna be called sweetie too, please.”

I'M BACK HOME. NOPE. DJASDHAJSKDASKLDJKAL

The bus made a turn and you were about to fall to your left side if it weren’t for Jay who swiftly made his way to the seat beside you. 

LEAVING MY BOYFRIEND AGAIN! PACKING MY BAGS AGAIN

“So when I made you cum three times?” Jay asked, sitting on your bed.

JAY i am done with you lmaooooo

Hwiyoung had his hair up in a man-bun, and he looked handsome as hell, but your eyes were glued to your first secretary.

maybe i'll take hwi hehehehehe

As soon as all your staff started gathering, with your female employees flocking over to Jay for some reason, it clicked.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH ME SCREAMING!!! YAS YN YAS GETCHO MAN OUTTA THERE!

“What?” Jay looked at you, pretending to be oblivious. “This?” He ran his fingers through his hair again, this time flexing his muscles too. You scoffed and rolled your eyes at him. It only fed his ego even more.

okay but tbh this is JAY IRL LET ME GET HIM! 👊👊👊👊👊

“Why don’t we fuck, and you can sing my name for others to hear?”

SHUT THE FUCK UP JAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAHHHH

“See?” He said, still panting while you brush his hair back and his sweat off his face. “I made you sing.”

BOY IMMA FIGHT HIM FRFR lol not my heart singing too though

He closed his eyes and smiled really wide.

NANANANANANANANANNANANANANA NOT ME SEEING THIS JAY T_T

KEEHO PLS

“We heard some of your staff fucking,” Keeho said in one breath.

I THINK I LOST MY VOICE FROM SCREAMING AND LAUGHING TOO LOUD HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

“I think your secretary is fucking someone in your team.”

I'M FUCKING WEAK ASL HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS BRUH

“Park, is this true?” You held your gaze at him, smiling when you could see the gears in his head shifting.

NOT YN DOING THE QUESTIONING HAHAHAHAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING MY STOMACH HURTS

“Shame,” Jay whispered. “I wanted him to find out.”

JAY OMG SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP im done asdfghjk my energy is done for the day

DAMMIT NANA this was one hell of an episode/chapter. i laughed, squealed, LAUGHED AGAIN and just UGH this series is ART.

AAAAA THE WAY I SQUEALED AND WHEEZED READING THIS WHOLE THING HDJDJFKF

Ofc i had to put sleeveless jay as the header IT WAS THE WHOLE REASON THIS FILLER CHAPTER EXISTS

THE AEGYO GIVEN-TAKEN ERA I KNOW EXACTLY WHICH VIDEO YOU MEAN IM SCREAMING

HWIYOUNG IS UP FOR GRABS SOMEBODY CLAIM HIM

KEEHO IS JUST i never really intended him to become a scene stealer like Beomgyu dhjajajsja I really just handpicked random 4th gen idol names to list as the staff and just found myself repeating Keeho a lot which is great because irl he is chaotic too IM GLAD YOU ALL ARE LOVING THIS

#being called an art #is an honor #thank you 🥺 #nanaanswers #from.genie #nanafeedbacks #fic: hasta los dientes

[icharchivist]

Okay, so this particular bullying attempt backfired

I'm doing research into Spanish dirty talk right now, you all know why, and I came across a book called Dirty Spanish and some kind soul uploaded pages from the chapter called Horny Spanish even and. Now I know. Now I know. And I will never be the same again. I don't think I can unironically use any of this, it's 2 am and I'm crying

I was wondering if I could use any of this for flavor but the flavor is making me gag and it gets worse with every page. It goes to show that you cannot underestimate those Romance languages

OH NO LMAOOOOO

Rest in pieces anon, you went into the darkness and darkness welcomed you refusing to leave you unstained.

I could imagine Belial also made sure you found the right links. As his treat.

this is so damn funny, rip anon, you sure tried.

#ichareply #anonymous #ichafantalks gbf

[bonnvivre]

A Funny Thing- Ch 23 word dump

new chapter to start off the new year LETS FREAKIN GOOOOOOO

i just washed my sheets too im settled in, my bed smells great, im having a great time

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“And while Yuuji had humoured him at first, had been nothing but smiles as he posed for the pictures, the boy has clearly grown tired of the routine..” me during the filo family christmas party when they wanna take pictures … i can still see the ring light ….

ahh the first send off, brings tears to my eyes ;___;  gojo taking a bunch of pictures and sukuna constantly checking him over to make sure he has his stuff- fathers are father-ing and they didn’t wanna let him go just yet :[[

aw they slept together 

before i go on, the new friend is ACTUALLY megumi (i always thought it was megumi shshsh) cus toji literally couldnt afford another school and gojo’s gonna see him and either be like, “wait he looks familiar” or make THAT face right upon seeing him am i right lads or am i right lads (post chapter edit: i am right lads)

HAHAHAHA AN HOUR LONG RANT ON HIS NAILS PLS i see it yea canonically, sukuna usually makes himself look presentable . always pushing back his hair, dusting his clothes off, etc. he’s always gotta look good

whehehdhe he likes sukunaaaaaa !! someday that like will turn to love (post chapter edit: and that someday was today lads)

“How dare he have friends and hobbies and interests that don’t revolve around Satoru.” [gasp] HOW DARE YOU HAVE OTHER FRIENDS ARE YOU MAD ?! 

what kind of netflix drama did he get his story from this time 🙄

thats not the only time you’ll be freezing bc of geto hahahahahahaha

the run on sentences of yuuji’s speech plus casual megumi drop is killing me

i think its a good choice to have off screen moments be mentioned within the present, readers get the context while keeping the story moving . kinda like what gege does :0

ARE THEY WATCHING HUMAN EARTHWORM (post chapter edit: YES THEY WERE OHOHOHO)

FOR ITS HIS FIRST DESIRE TO KISS SATORU OH MY GODDDDDDD WGAGAFBWHVFKD i may have yelled a little

AGH . blocked yet again … i know its still too early but ugh it hurts oh the pain

THATS AN EXPENSIVE MANICURE WTF AND TOJI’S BACK YIPPEEEEEE

i love sukuna being satoru’s voice of reason, bringing sense and logic to satoru’s emotional thinking and it doesn’t clash at all; rather, it works for them very well

AWWWW YUUJI AND MEGUMIIIIIII SO CUTEEEE

“Those baggy, unwashed garments of his allow for superior mobility, while the stench deters opponents from engaging in close-combat.” LMAOOOOO sukuna’s sarcastic remarks about toji, especially his smell im crying 

post chapter thoughts:

 i wanted to see him and megumi in this story so bad ngl and im so happy they’re here !!! i blame the copious amounts of fushiguro family comics i’ve consumed- shout out to ddub1618 on twt

bruh my page reloaded i have to go back

i love long chapter gimme long chapter hmhmhmmhmh

i saw the interpretations of yuuji’s sickness and i thought it was cool but it’s also giving “the curtains represent his depression and lack of will to carry on vs the curtains were blue” lol

it would be a … shame if toji ran out of sugar and needed a bag …….. its a good thing satoru has a nice ol bag at home >:] 

OHHHH IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF THEY DECIDED TO GIVE HIM A NICE HOMECOOKED MEAL OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF THEIR HEARTS >:]]]

#a funny thing happened on the way to therapy #lai’s word dump n thoughts #for weiserr #i love toji i started watching jjk cus of him but i like to make fun of him lmao #they’re not THAT petty #i think #almost 3 which is an hour less from my last word dump !! #not good i have an education to pursue and i need sleep #sacrifices must be made however #gonna sleep now gn lads #love sayinf lads #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gosuku #sukugo

[sehunniepotwrites]

Hey Nikki -

Congrats on grad school!! I have a friend or two going this fall. I just finished undergrad and am excited for work and no more school, so all power to you.

For me, I am also in a love triangle (box?) situation, and wondered if you might have an opinion as to who from NCT this would be, in a fanfic. I swear I cannot make this up…

Boy #1 is a kind, yet chronically busy popular people person who likes me but doesn’t seem to want the work or time commitment of a relationship. Service top, loves gardening in his free time, acts on the side and everyone wants him to be in their projects.

Boy #2 I met in a philosophy class, he treasures the day when I debated him for 45 minutes on one TV episode. Outgoing, funny, former jock, a touch subby, recently got out of a relationship, parents are florists so talk about flower shop AU.

Boy #3 is a sourpuss, cynical intellectual, service top, my former friends with benefits, friends since freshman year, same major. He’s always given me brutally honest takes on love and life, and in that vein, recently confessed to me. He actually, literally, said something like: “I hate you but I like you, and I hate that I like you and that you’re kind of the best.” I wish I still wrote here, feel free to steal this line from me.

Anywho, that’s all, I’m graduated, still loving you and my former moots, heading to a SKZ concert this summer, wishing that I could’ve seen the Dreamies in Germany. And wishing you luck in this new chapter!

Your sincerely,

⛅️

hi my darling ⛅️!! it’s nice to hear from you ♥️ i’ve known about my admission to school since dec but it wasn’t confirmed until now!!

okay wooooah your situation??? holy crap, this is crazy!!

boy 1 = jaehyun because everyone loves him <3

boy 2 = jaemin bc of that one haechan radio where he really got into the debate on how dogs wear pants!!

boy 3 = yuta; omg that line lmaooooo, love it!

congrats on graduating!! how do you feel?? and stray kids!! how fucking exciting! they know how to put on a show, i bet you’re gonna have so much fun!

#⛅️anon #nikki replies