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Arjuna: oh shet you’re literally god holy fuck dude I’m so so sorry for treating u like a friend all this time n not serving you I’m so dumb I’m sorry I’m fuckin sorry please forgive me
Krishna: dawg what are you talking about *grows four arms*
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samissobsessed · 2 months
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"Don't fuck this up!" Mahabharat Edition pt 2.
Pt1.
So yeah. I finally made pt2 of a meme I made long back (probably in October or smthng) as promised. I think this was a lesson that I should not make promises I cant keep.
Special thanks to @rhysaka for reblogging pt1 with ideas of where to put the other characters. Thank you, Rhyska for reminding that I should make a part 2.
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meghavahana · 3 months
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h0bg0blin-meat · 8 months
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Vishnu: Silence is golden.
Shiva: Duct tape is silver.
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seedhe-pahad-se · 5 months
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Listening to "Arey Dwarpalo Kanhaiya se kehdo" feels so pure i cannot explain it.
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ssj2hindudude · 16 days
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ms-potato · 7 months
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Vishnu: guys, I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of this.
Shiva: *tightening his jatas* Manslaughter it is then.
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How old were you when you realised that Vishnu's Dashavataras represent the evolution of mankind
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theinsomniacindian · 4 months
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Types of People: Hindu Mythology
asura: determined and ambitious. coffee lover. has ten heads' worth of obscure information. asks questions others are too afraid to ask. messy handwriting. wanderlust. daydreams a lot. can hold a grudge. unfinished projects. logical thinkers.
rakshasa: hates being told what to do. probably good at sports. doesn't care what other people think of them. competitive. always hungry. has a bunch of friends but isn't popular. scary when angry. horror stories at 2 am. passionate when it comes to something they like. gets bored easily.
naga: loves being the centre of attention. collects stuff they find interesting. warmest smiles. optimistic. shares all their food with you. loves to draw even if they're bad at it. won't hesitate to snap at someone they feel like is a bully. charismatic. probably has a high self-esteem. the mom friend.
yaksha: swings between energetic and moody. has a strong affinity with nature. uses humour to cover up their true feelings. likes riddles. has a short temper that they often struggle to hide. fluent in sarcasm. either talks a lot or doesn't talk at all. gets decent grades. reads to escape reality. into mythology and folklore.
vetala: secretive and mysterious. looks intimidating but is actually quite nice. they are much smarter than they look. would die for their loved ones. probably has a journal. reads a lot. ambitious but struggles to get good grades. warm heart and cold hands. studying until midnight. seems unemotional but cries easily.
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This is the entire Ramayana
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samissobsessed · 7 months
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'What did the characters of Mahabharat go to prison for?' Pt1.
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Pt2.
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meghavahana · 2 months
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h0bg0blin-meat · 6 months
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Me: I read Mahabharata for the plot.
The plot:
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latent-thoughts · 6 months
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Balram: You follow no rules. You're a loose cannon, Kanha.
Krishna: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but not loose.😏
Arjun: I think he plays by his own rules.
Subhadra: He thinks rules were made to be broken.
Balram: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.🤷‍♂️
Krishna: No, I'm very precise in hitting my targets. Bheem is a loose cannon.
Bheem: *crashes through a door* Who called my name?
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ssj2hindudude · 7 months
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When the demons keep acting up but it hasn't been nine days:
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moondusttown · 1 year
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maa kali is the true girlboss and feminine rage icon gotta love her fr fr
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