#hey its ............................. per

[the-scooby-gang]

Skeptic Velma who treats science like iron clad rules that can't be broken, is extremely close-minded and doesn't believe in the supernatural: boring, overused, nothing new, not funny at all, girl you know that is NOT how science works Believer Velma who gets SO HYPED about the ghost haunting this bank that she barges in with a home made ghostbusters ghost vacuum backpack, has a little recorder where she makes her observations about what kind of creature this is; Is it a poltergeist? Is it a haunted object left behind in one of the safes acting up?? Is it a secret murder??? She doesn't know but she will damn well find out!!! She has sample tubes where she puts all that glowing goo that is all over the floor and a EMF meter attached to her waistband. Then she is later super disappointed that it was actually the manager trying to scare people away so he could steal from the coffers: New, innovative, would watch a whole show where she is like this, a true scientist spirit

#scooby gang #scooby doo #velma dinkley #random musing #think ryan bergara belief mixed with shane madej “hey demons its me ya boy” courage #shaggy has a heart attack per day every time she does shit like that #shaggy glaring at a glowing well: the most obvious fay trap i have ever seen #velma a scientist: im gonna touch it #shaggy: NO VELMA YOU'RE GOING TO GET KIDNAPPED

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

What if Barnaby accidentally cut himself or something and Butterfly Howdy just started to suck on the wound for the blood as Barnaby just stood there and let it happen

i love that but puppets do not have blood <3

#ohhhhh my god im so tired im sorry this is such low quality im #falling asleep at my desk... #but this was too funny in my head to leave until later #It Did Not Translate As Per The Usual Oopsie #but hey... barnaby tried his best.... #scribble salad #yassified howdy <3 #ohhhh ok thats why i like this whole 'butterfly howdy is Full Cryptid and drinks blood thing' #its like. werewolf + vampire in a blender w/ some added Flair thrown in #blood drinking animalistic monster... yeahg..... #ok im exposing myself i need to go Sleep goodbye goodnight #gonna pass out to thoughts of barnaby trying to connect with feral yass!howdy etc etc

[oifaaa]

is it not common aoifa knowledge that markiplier is your jason faceclaim bc it really should be (smh @ everyone who didn't know. fake fans /j)

Obviously I'm not making it obvious enough that's on me from now on I'm not even gonna bother drawing Jason just gonna take screen shots of markiplier and add the white streak - actually will probably save me alot of time

#ask #agapimenos #Hey Per!!!!!!! #honestly it is funny tho #bc i picture people seeing my jason #and in the same tone as #“was that the bite of 87” #going #“is that markipler??” #also tho #im so glad i did decide to base jason on a real life person #it makes drawing him easier in a way #i dont have to think about how jason looks as much #unless its trying to get him to look more like markiplier #which ho boy im doing #just you wait guys #those notes from the past ask #those were me taking down what i needed to fix next time i draw jason

[dragonsbone]

━━ 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟 & 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠

“I will write,” Jon whispered. “I promise.” His voice so soft, so quiet, he worried it might've been carried away in the northern wind, along with the boy’s dream of a future with the woman he loved. 

It was foolish. He understood better than anyone the many paths of a bastard’s life. None of which consisted of marriage between a noble man’s daughter and a lord’s bastard. Though, the harsh truth didn’t cease twisting of the sharp blade in his heart. 

If only I bore the name Stark, he thought countless times, more in her presence. When she held his cold, calloused hands in hers, which were just as rough and rugged as his own. When she brushed her lips against his for the first time and he could taste the fruity wine lingered on her tongue. When she was ridden of her furs and velvet gowns to reveal her bare skin, willing to forsake her maidenhood to him without a sliver of doubt in her mind. If he were a trueborn son of Eddard Stark, he would’ve held her hand longer, kissed her deeper, and lied with her that very night. 

But he’s no trueborn son nor a Stark. He’s a bastard of the north, burdened with the surname Snow. And now he was on his way to the Wall, soon to be sealed in his fate as a sworn brother of the Night’s Watch. Soon enough, Alynne would fulfill her own duties, marry a highborn man to compete with the wild stag in her, carry on their dynasty, become the lady she was meant to be, and his name would be a distant memory of her youth. 

“Be mindful of your promise, Jon Snow,” Aly said, pulling him away from his thoughts. “If you break it, I will ride to Castle Black myself. Not even the lord commander would be able to withstand a lovestruck girl waiting for word from her lover.” She spoke the words with a grin upon her lips, but Jon knew better than to forego the truthfulness of her warning. A Baratheon’s wrath was not one to tempt. 

Perhaps, they’d meet again when they’re fully grown and aren’t blinded by their affection. Until then, he would keep his word and write to her until his watch has ended.

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#fyeahgameofthronesocs #fyeahgotocs #ocappreciation #asoiaf oc #ochub #allaboutocs #alynne baratheon #jon snow x oc #game of thrones oc #GoT oc #otp: i'll crawl home to her #my ocs #idk where this blurb came from or why its in his pov.... but hey.... i wrote something #but anyways... surprise !!!!! this is the new oc from the poll i posted #hope y'all like hella slow burn and angst... as per usual

[necronatural]

it would be so funny if tumblr became good because the dev team isnt stretched thin maintaining their investor-pleasing changes that take months to roll out only for everyone to get mad at them. id love it

#pers #i think the reason people keep push pulling on 'support tumblr!' and 'never support tumblr. im not using another website though' #is like badges and dash gifts are a very reasonable monetization strategy. they're fun and cute baubles that don't have a corporate feel #but automattic's moderation is fucking HEIIIINOUUUUUS its so bad. its transphobic as fuck and clunky and not fast enough. #it took them like 2 years to handle botfarms using general tags and only because the appstore was like 'hey. whats going on in there' #and they started the scrub by nuking tags entirely. BAD fucking moderation #and of course the investment pleasing. so the instinct is to go 'why should i make the website not caring for its users profitable' #so i think automattic pulling out of tumblr's business is kind of hopeful. because everyone hates them and hope they explode.

[astro-inthestars]

WAIT I FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS?!?!? WAIT WAIT

GUYS!

I GOT MY FIRST KISS YESTERDAY!!!!!

ME AND LAUREL KISSSSSSSED FDGSHFKDSHKGFHDSJD HWHHEHEHWHHEEHHHEEHEHEEEEEE

#rennikorambles #flowers blooming in the stars #but that was just one kiss so its old news #BUT THE THING IS LIKE WAAAAY BEFORE WE STARTED DATING LIKE THE WWEEK BEFORE #WHEN I JUST CONFESSED #she said she wasn't allowed lip kisses as per her bros' rules #and i was like ''THATS OK! I respect that!'' cant stop a guy from yearning though so.... #i ended up drawing it a lot ... she wanted to see it once and when she did fdsghfdkskhHFSG #''....one kiss wouldnt hurt right-'' GFASGFHAJH love how easily she folds #BUT LIKE AFTER HER BROS MET ME THEY LET ME OFF THE HOOK!!!! #yknow. when they met me . while i was cowering like a cat. my loserboy swag caught them yes i DID IT #anyways i didnt know that yet so yesterday i was SURE that that would be the only kiss i get.... #BUT NOPE I FOUND OUT THAT HER BROS WERE OK WITH IT AND NOW I AINT GETTIN ENOUGH <3333 #hey guys holy shit i cant get over the fact i HAVE a girlfriend wtf. are you sure im not dreaming

[ghoulodont]

may i say something controversial. i dont like that i hesitate to call the real guy sodo because its ambiguous now. like has he ever introduced himself as anything other than sodo? i would say it makes me feel like his mother but apparently his mother calls him sodo according to that one interview

#the ONE time ive seen him introduce himself as per it was #some katatonia video and hes like #hey its ............................. per #like he thought about it #unmasked ghoul mention

[cephalopodsquad]

so why is toni storm vs snoreaya at dynamite grand slam but the actual interesting match with set up, kris statlander vs jade cargill, is shafted to friday night rampage???

#aew #tony. hey. look at me. you can have more than one womens match per event. #you can have st- no tony stop struggling and look at me. you can have storylines for women. #its possible. you can do it. #aew lb #dynamite lb #aew dynamite

[planet4546b]

guy who perpetually gives every character he can get his hands on long term chronic joint injuries: my knee isnt really that big a problem for me Lol all of that clearly means nothing

#pers #i have been doing this. For. Years. ANY character i can grab. #last night i was driving to practice running thgouh a list of kh characters and thinking which ones have which joint injuries #and went....Hey do you think this means anything? no probably not. #and then proceeded to overwork my knee at practice and have to wear my brace at work today LOL #idk its like. its a minor thing to me but also this has been happening since 2019 and i still dont know why #and its starting to get consistently more of an issue #anyways. come to me to the world where riku has upper back pain + tennis elbow

[makaalpaca]

💗💗💗

#oc #my art #maka #this is like totally random. idk who she is but shes cute #as per usual i get a tiny bit of inspiration to draw something that i dont feel much about #but HEY at least its pretty #artists on tumblr

[sisterdivinium]

One of the many cool things about language is that we will commonly absorb words and expressions from people around us, people we talk to, live with, love...

How peculiar, too, that both a miracle and a betrayal "of the highest order" have taken place. Ava is a "miracle", but so is Adriel still being alive inside that tomb, in a way; Areala "betrayed" Adriel (or vice-versa...), but so did Vincent betray the OCS.

#warrior nun #father vincent #adriel #of course the miracle of the highest order thing also finds its way to mother superion at the catacombs #this isn't an analysis per se but i've been focusing on words and dialogue lately and this popped up #there are words and phrases that echo one another -- they come back in a sort of spiral #this isn't the only instance of it #most people focus on the things change when you realise not everything is about you line #but the echoes and the rephrasing are more numerous than that #halobearerhavoc is the one who mentioned labyrinths -- they are also linguistic #(you start noticing this stuff when you're on your Nth rewatch granted but hey) #analysis and similar #exercises in observation

[iknowicanbutwhy]

@magic-lychee had a real fun idea in the comments for my fic, Monkey Simulamicrum that I really liked but couldn't fit in dnjskfns so I drew it.

Now that I think about it though, that's a lot of bleach. Maybe there would be chemical burns 0o0 clone MK's lucky he survived, but I don't think he's quite pulling off the look..

Anyways, if you crave a lil (clone) MK & Macaque content, come check out my fic!

(Also back to @yuunism for credit for clone MK's outfit design! It's not exact to what they had but its mostly there)

#monkey simulamicrum #fanfiction #lego monkie kid #lmk macaque #lmk mk #lmk clone mk #lmk clones #lmk fanfiction #writing #art #fanart #kitscribbles #hey lmk fandom its me ya boi giving you my take on Macaque's fur changing color its called hair dye gone wrong #drawing characters dying their hair feels like.. a thing #for me #ive done it maybe three times now #and i dont make that much art :l #funny ill spend more time drawing characters dying their hair than dying my own hair haha #as per the usual the colors on my computer are duller than that which is on my phone. smh

[fredgar]

to worship

#HEY EVERYONE!!!!!!! ITS MY SEMI ANNUAL GOLDEN RATIO X LANCELOT DRAWING!!!!!!!!!!! #once we enter the second half of the year i will make another as per tradition #my art #fredgar #edgar valden #freddy riley #hope you didnt miss me too much #i hope to each and every one of you that i am the only reason you go on tumblr #because that would be funny #i dont know when ill make another piece #but i hope i can soon #sorry that i dont post often #i love you all #maybe ill open commissions one day #i just really want to draw for other people right now #unfortunate #idv

[bumblebeebats]

The IRS LOOOVE to ask me questions like

Have you ever:

never not received dividends of a divisionary nature through the operation of a state or federal corporal mutual fund, and paid pecuniary expenses related to Article 805A(b).e, or

been gifted more than $2,000,000 cash or the equivalent in yachts or racing horses from a foreign monarch, and

not been actively involved in assessing fewer than two digital assets prior to 2021, or not more that two non-relational nontaxable assets after Jun 7th, 2022 (see Schedule 8, box 17a)

☐ Yes ☐ No ☐ Other

#& before anyone tries to recommend me some nice simple online tax preparation thing; srry but i am legally not allowed to #bc I'm a dual citizen living abroad 🙃 So I have to pay an accountant $500/year to fill it out for me instead #Hey Americans! Did u know if you ever permanently move abroad you actually still have to file US tax returns for the rest of your life? #And report the balances of all your bank accounts to the US government? With potential fines of tens of thousands of dollars #PER year PER form that you don't fill out? #Fun fact: this also applies in many many cases if you were born abroad to a US parent and have never even been to the US!!! #Fun fact: the US government doesn't tell you this! There are thousands of people all over the world #who are considered tax evaders by the US and stand to be immediately arrested or fined the minute they set foot on US soil!!! #Most of this is hardly ever enforced ofc bc the IRS simply doesn't have the manpower to do so #but it's a handy little sword of Damocles hanging over the head of every US citizen all over the world #so that if anyone ever steps out of line - whoopsieee! looks like you haven't been filing your FBARs huh? #Would be a pity if you were extradited and arrested for tax evasion :) #One more fun fact: apart from the US the only other country to require lifelong taxation and tax filing from its citizens abroad is Eritrea #a totalitarian dictatorship with one of the worst human rights records in the world #But thank god the America is such a paragon of freedom and democracy <3 🙃🙃🙃

[virmillion]

“i’m normal i’m normal” <- liar. that man made a spreadsheet of the splatoon 3 weapons and how much he uses each

#labhrambles #ok2rb #it SUCKS bc im SO amped abt it #like ive got the main sheet for everything - one row across goes: class. weapon. sub. special. star freshness. freshness points. #next freshness checkpoint. distance to that checkpoint. bar graph representing that distance as a percentage #range as a number. range as a chart. role. weight. secondary abilities (eg impact and charge speed) as a number. secondary as a bar chart. #tertiary (eg handling and mobility) as a number. tertiary as a chart #for EVERY WEAPON in the game (all are at least at 1 star freshness so i break even on shelldon licenses #and THEN ive got a sheet for all my fancy formulas like the total number of freshness points in each main class #and then an average for each class based on that number over the number of weapons there are in the class #and same shit for all the subs and specials #and then some based on points per each weight and points per range bracket (0-20 21-30 … 91-100) #and ALL of that gets chucked into nice little donut charts that are SO clean to look at #AAAAAND i have a DUPLICATE of the formula sheet where its the same formulae but minus any weapons that have five stars #bc thats a MAJOR skew to the results. i LITERALLY am uncounting outliers its SO COOL #ugh. anyway remember when i said at the beginning of my tags that it sucks? #well i said that bc i was showing it to my friend and they went ‘hey uh. i got some news for you. neurotypicals dont do that’ #shockedpikachu.jpg #and that was BEFORE the ‘no 5s’ chart and BEFORE the range and weight stuff #that was when i ONLY looked at the general and average points for each class sub and special #so! the fact that i desperately want to talk MORE about it is. rather damning i think #anyway if you read this far PLEASE tell me if ur interested bc i would LOVE to talk more abt this

[gothamcityneedsme]

sending complicated emails with MATH and shit.

#shitpost #doing all this work and im not even saving my customer money rn #but i AM obeying the terms of the lease. #it just sucks to put this much effort into something that boils down to me telling a landlord that we owe them more money #im like: hey. per the lease... uhhh... charge us more money. #its like. shoots myself in the foot. well this isn't counting for my savings #its okay i found 4k saving yesterday